#i’m men.
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men will simply lay down at 6pm to rest their tired body and then wake up at 10am the next day
#i’m men.#considering i’ve been getting 6 hours of sleep or less for the past 2 weeks#i’d say it was a well warranted 16 hour nap w#ohhh lads i’m so close……#it’s just group projects and surveys and the hell portfolio project and then i’m free#and job applications but whatever dhdshhdgg#i’m so close to being free…….#i want to play video games and finally kick ass for the zola anniversary dggsjfdhfdh
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Men will be having serious and emotional conversations and manage to get tangled in their overall straps so bad they fall off the bed trying to get out of them
#I’m men.#unfortunately#oh you’re a dancer you must be so graceful FALSE i have been clumsy since the fuckin Day i started moving and never improved
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5 sexiest things a woman could wear
Full suit of armor
Just an oversized teeshirt
blood of her enemies
leather jacket
Super cool sword on her back
#Putting this on my main bc it needs to be said#Also could apply to men! I’m just not applying it to men cause I’m a lesbian. But definitely a lot of gender neutral things here#wlw post#me being annoying#funny#lesbian#Chappell roan#Kinda#tho this post was written before that#Lgbt
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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
#theres probably nothing more terrifying or crushing for straight men#than to listen to women debate attractive male characters#only 10 seconds of the women talking and i feel like i’m there#god i wish i could hear more#funny videos#behind the scenes#disney#tangled#animation#animated#animated movies#male character#flynn rider#eugene fitzherbert#attractive#animated characters#3d animation#character design
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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here
#i’m doing my part!#i love men. so fucking much#mlm#nblm#achillean#gay#gay pride#gay yearning#gay mlm#mlm concept#mlm thoughts#mlm yearning#mlm love#why did this get so many notes. ok!!!! hi
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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Two old men struggle with technology 👴💻
#it’s me I’m the old men#idk how tf to use discord#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#radioapple#alastor#lucifer hazbin#liked by creator
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i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING
#if you saw this no you didn't#me to my friends#i’m sorry but#men whimpering#have me in a CHOKEHOLD#just because you’re tall dumb and handsome doesn’t mean your above getting on your knees and whimpering#he needs to be#submisive and breedable#i hope this reaches the right people#i stg#my thoughts#text post
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it drives me a little crazy when people ignore that jk rowling is transphobic towards trans men. as if she didnt write a 3600 word essay on how we’re delusional autistic girls who don’t know what’s good for us. as if one of the first times she dipped her toe into public transphobia wasn’t her complaining abt the phrase “people who menstruate”. essay long posts abt how her actions have harmed trans women and jewish people and people of color and fat people and many other people- which is true and important to talk about- but not a single mention of trans men. it’s odd
#text#people love ignoring trans men i’m not surprised i’m just frustrated and tired#discourse#transandrophobia
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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.
Bonus:
#edit: one of kurt’s gloves wasn’t filled in#hi i watched dead/pool and wolverine back in august so now i’m on an x men kick#this was partially inspired by that star trek & x men crossover book that came out in like 1998#it compares picard and charles to each other but mind u patrick stewart wasn’t casted as prof x until x men 2000 lmao#aight time to tag all these fools#colossus#piotr rasputin#jean grey#cyclops#scott summers#charles xavier#professor x#beast#hank mccoy#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#storm#ororo munroe#wolverine#logan howlett#magneto#erik lehnsherr#x men#star trek#halloween#my art#click for better quality
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My favourite thing about Alastor is his hoard of gal pals!
He’s just a cool and charming dude that women feel comfortable around…And is also a power hungry eldritch horror.👌👌👌
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin rosie#hazbin alastor#aroace#asexual icon!#I’m so tired of oversexualised charming men I’m so happy he’s ace#nothing but love and light for people who enjoy the dark romantic type tough!#the radio demon#men with a lot of women friends is such a green flag#he’s so villain coded tough I love this guy!#Alastor
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“Cherik is canon” i say into the microphone. the crowd boos. i sigh and begin to walk off stage. "they’re right" a voice says, i turn and there he is. James McAvoy.
#cherik#x men#xmen first class#xmen apocalypse#james mcavoy#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#i’m convinced half the issues in the xmen movies could be solved with a cherik kiss
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giving the people (two people) what they want
#this is why I headcanon Stan as the ‘smart’ one#he learnt the hard way that those ads ain’t real#I’m so in love with these two old men#gravity falls#gravity falls art#gravity falls fanart#ford pines#stan pines#grunkle ford#grunkle stan#sea grunks#thatsonehellofanart
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I understand bill cipher bc if I fumbled Stanford pines I’d also start the apocalypse
#gravity falls#stanford pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#shit post#obviously a joke#bc Ik he didn’t start the apocalypse bc he fumbled ford#he fumbled fire bc he wanted to start the apocalypse#all I’m saying is#as an ace lesbian Stanford pines could still get it#he’s on my list of 3 men who could get it#lunarrosette’s shit
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THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEN (2024) #6
They should be boyfriends?
#I’m not saying canon….but…canon?#AHHHHHHHHHHH#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#hugh jackman#Ryan Reynolds#Wade Wilson#deadclaws#wade x logan#deadpool#wolverine#August 2024 issue#spoiler#THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEN (2024) 6#marvel
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It didn't hit me as hard when I was watching it in the cinema, but listening to Green Day's Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) while thinking about that X-Men blooper sequence makes my eyes water a little. Hugh laughing about mishaps and opening up about being unsure of himself on set because he was a new guy. Patrick Stewart bowing and everyone clapping. "It's something unpredictable / But in the end, is right" is such a fitting line for X-Men. What a farewell to Fox.
#I hope you had the time of your life#yes i’m admitting that i’m crying#green day#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#hugh jackman#patrick stewart#x men#poolverine
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