#i’m manifesting

[machveil]

König thinking he’s about to have sex when you bring him to your room, instead you sit him down on your bed and introduce him to all your stuffed animals. he is going to propose to you

[seizethatlit]

It’s 2025. Dan and Phil are playing Incohearent on the gaming channel. The card says

Ah live few

It’s Phil’s card. The whole ordeal takes a full two minutes to unfold.

*’OH’*

(Seagull choking on a grape laugh)

‘I love you too Phil’

[z0mbiew00d]

When Cleo wins the next life series the winners group is just going to be the most divorced group you’ve ever looked at

[mad-serotonin]

We are Infinity ♾️

[azuree1733]

YJ come back to me please 😭🙏

[weewoo911]

While I’m feeling crazy what if we get the first use of the word Boyfriend in 8x05

[war-forged-storms]

If I text my future partner that I’ve had a bad day, I want their response to be to roll a joint for me and go put a towel out on the bed, maybe even set up my strap for me <3

[thisbisexualbrainrot]

someone please sedate me

oh my FUCk

[vee-nyx]

how i sleep at night knowing Thunderbolts* (lead by academy award nominees florence pugh and sebastian stan) will be the best mcu movie in years and i’ll never have to defend yelena or bucky on the internet again because the performances will be so peak

[thatstargazingaquarius]

Somewhere in the Protocol universe there’s an old man named Simon who cares very much about his grandson Mike and they’re very happy and nothing bad ever happens to them ever

[the-strangest-heart]

can’t wait for the season 1 callback during nancy and mike’s post-milkvan-breakup heart to heart, where he says, “no more secrets, ok? from now on we tell each other everything,” and nancy immediately gets straight to it, “ok. do you like will now?”

[dendoe]

wake up babe! @ninyard posted another aftg universe tweet series

[z0mbiew00d]

No more “if Cleo wins the next season it’ll be divorce quartet + desertduo” start saying “WHEN Cleo wins”

She will, I believe

[wafflinglumos]

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[aliteralchicken]

Can’t wait for any Despair and Edwin content we get in sandman, hope she summons him or something and he’s like “you know my rule” and she’s like ugh fine and she summons Charles as well just to promptly shoves him in Desires direction

[bibibibuckleykinard]

I want Tommy’s proposal speech to start off with, “ I knew I was in love when your face was covered in boils cause you were cursed by a mummified cowboy from the 1800s at the cemetery…”

And Buck goes, “Ha! So you admit it! I was was cursed!”

All while Tommy is down on one knee holding a ring box and than Tommy be like”really that’s what you’re focusing on right now?”

Even funnier, Buck would be like, “Hold that thought,” and pulls his phone out and calls Eddie and when the other man answers the phone he hands the phone over to Tommy, “Tell him what you just told me!”

Might have to make this a fic 😂