#i’m having a stroke

[fuckyoutommie]

no bc imagine trying to understand a single thing im ever saying ?????

[stanleyvampire14]

Why does Hope’s design look like the freaking Gabriel statue. She’s so. White. GREY.

Also don’t ask why I didn’t just screenshot it on my iPad I’m too lazy to copy the text from my phone and I already started writing so—-

[clumsyraccoon]

Watching One Piece Red and…everyone always say that Sanji is the bad dressed one, but… Trafalgar D. Water Law is THE fashion disaster xD

[otacringe]

IM SORRY SOLID FUCKING SNAKE WROTE THAT WARRIOR NUN SHOW??? DAVID HAYTER????

[are-we-really-doing-this]

RETURN OF THE PAC

[kkshowtunes]

well you know what they say… in this world you gotta eat ass and fake names

[basmentdwealer]

“IM NOT CALLING YOU ‘GOOD GIRL’ ,MC. THIS MEETING WAS SHIT!!”

This is so dumb…. Why did I spend so much time on this..

Anyway Bela Dimitrescu from hit game Resident Lover, I’m severely in love with you <333333

Link to og tweet is here! (Labru is so real)

[sen-ya]

First off, I love ur art so much. Ur style is so amazing and the stories u come up with are so fun (or sad) and I think they're incredible.

Second, Law and Luffy at the pool headcanon bc it's over 100 degrees where I am rn. Luffy cannonballs in before they even set up their chairs and Law just stares at him. He refuses to get in, so Luffy has to surprise him and push him in. He's mad, but then Luffy laughs and all is forgiven because he is the sucker for Luffy's laugh/smile.

Ahhh hello!! Tysm for the kind words! 😭❤️ funny story it is ALSO 100 degrees where I am and I have spent today recovering from dehydration and heat exhaustion 🫠🫠

[skyenish]

The way that Kalim genuinely loves Jamil and holds on to him no matter what, even after book 4.

[strawberrybyers]

sorry but i’m a sucker for a “it’s always been you” like will or mike need to say that. THEY NEED TO KNOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN THEM NO ONE ELSE 😭

[geeneelee]

The implication that the Bible needed an editor to help it stick to the “plot”

someone put this screenshot in my notes and i wasn't gonna put the op on blast but i cannot stop thinking about it. this is up there as one of the funniest doubling downs i've ever seen. "it's called craft. it's called storytelling." is going to enter my meme vernacular and no one is going to have any idea what i'm talking about. the count of monte cristo shows a clear lack of craft in its wordcount. if only ernest hemingway's editor had killed more of his darlings while he wrote for whom the bell tolls. readers and editors alike are always complaining about how fucking long to kill a mockingbird is.

[hylianane]

Out of the (unfortunately) many One Piece scenarios bouncing around in my head one of my favorites is Zoro getting hit with the memory loss beam, and only remembering up until like. immediately after Morgan’s defeat. He’s agreed to join up Luffy and is already feeling his heart swell with loyalty, but is still under the impression that he’s going to join up to a much larger crew, with several other members.

So he just blinks awake and at first there’s none of the confusion and yelling that comes with the memory loss trope, he’s okay, he’s banged up cause of Morgan, he’s on a boat because he just became a pirate, and oh hey Luffy’s right there. This must be his new crew.

Hey, um, is that skeleton playing the violin.

[ghostradiodylan]

Misogynistic, gay man fetishists like myself when two queer boys kiss sweetly at a campfire after blatantly flirting for hours:

[bitchslapblastoids]

sun hasn’t even risen yet and I’m feeling so emotional about how Dan is living proof that growth takes time but is so worth it and sometimes you don’t work through the hard stuff until you’re well into adulthood bc just getting by took enough energy and you simply didnt have the tools yet and we now know that things got so dark for him and im sure the darkness will come again bc that’s how these things go but now he’s smiling with his crows feet and laugh lines and silly clothes bc now he can love his body enough to put it in silly outfits before going out into the world and he’s goofy and playful and in love and idk guys life can be so defeating and it sure was for him at times but here he is this gleaming imperfect beautiful example of work and growth and acceptance and self love

[st-hedge]

It’s the year of the dilf——- I mean the rabbit so according to the public vote it’s wind waker ganondorf who gets to wear the bunny suit 🫶💕 fool proof way of getting all the good luck this year

[starlightseraph]

a history of i love yous

i love you. (i love you.)

*sighs and shrugs* (i don’t believe you.)

…

i need you, ok? and i want you to be around for as long as possible. (i need you, and i love you too much to see you leave when you might not have to.)

no. (that’s not enough to make me change my mind.)

…

i need you to tell me you love me. (i love you, tell me you love me back, even as i leave you.)

no. (don’t leave me.)

…

i’m not gonna say i love you. (i love you enough to let you leave.)

thank god. (i know you love me now.)

…

you’re taking the cowardly way out. and worse, you’re too cowardly to even admit that you’re taking the cowardly way out. (you’ve never loved anyone enough to save yourself.)

you’re right. but i can change. (i love him enough.)

…

you’re destroying your entire life. you can’t come back from this. you’ll go to jail for years, you’ll never be a doctor again. (you love me, but do you really love me so much?)

i’m dead, wilson. how do you wanna spend your last 5 months? (yes, i do.)

…

when the cancer gets really bad… (will you really be with me and love me until the end, even when it can only hurt you?)

cancer’s boring. (always.)