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i bestow unto sentinel prime the highest honor (bad at sex) i think itd be cool if he cums too fast so i can keep bouncin on that thang while he cries from overstim yk 🥰 ?
he’s so bad at sex dude like he cums in one minute so just keep wringing that thing until he’s parched
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“it doesn’t matter who’s fronting i’m going to vore you either way”
#plurality#plural posting#today’s episode of#episode of#thisng i say#things i have actually#actually said#to my girlfriend#i’m going to eat it
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I’m throwing up this is so perfect
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Silco and Jinx by Disteeee
#I’m going to eat it#it’s SO THEM#GOD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL#arcane#arcane league of legends#league of legends#arcane netflix#silco#jinx#silco arcane#jinx arcane#fanart#fan art
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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.
they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
#i’ve always blocked celebrities#but there’s something so beautiful about seeing someone discover that#so many people talking about how they joined the trend and then discovered hey. this feels good#i don’t need to pay attention to them! i’m going to block more! and i’m not unblocking them!!!#and it all started because someone at the met gala said let them eat cake#tiktok#block party#block party 2024
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Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own
if this gets 5k notes by October 20th, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist
Rules:
No spamming
5 notes per person including likes
if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE STOP SPAMMING
tagging is okay
Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l
#Basically I’ve been trying for the past two weeks to recover on my own without having to tell anyone about it and bro I just cant#Jsbsjdhd#It will only be a temporary recovery though heads up#Because I’m not going to get away with this eating disorder for much longer#I’m going to get found out so this is just temporary until I’m an adult#Once I’m an adult I won’t have to worry about getting caught 😌#Ahhh I’ve had this disorder for like a year now I’m sick of it 😭#Okay maybe not temporary#Actually I wouldn’t mind recovering for good actually this sucks#Notes game#note game
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i love you royal trio (minus akechi)
#i was listening to the world we knew by frank sinatra while drawing this to inflict maximum emotional damage 😔#royal actually shot me fifty times in the chest and slaughtered my entire family#i’m actually inconsolable over the ending what the fuck do you mean akechi chooses to die of his own volition rather than be manipulated#god it’s just. his character actually makes me violent and insane. they’re going to drag me kicking and screaming to the psych ward#he never had an ounce of control over his life. not even once. he was CONSTANTLY being yanked around like a marionette#until he was disposed of as another pawn in shido’s plan#and then out of some cruel irony he was resurrected even though he did not want to be alive#for once in death he would have found peace—only for that to be taken from him too.#and bc he thinks he’s worthless and his life is so easily gambled away he doesn’t view it as a major dealbreaker when maruki brings it up#“do you really think something as trivial as my life should stand in the way of your decision?” yes you fucking asshole#what do you mean he’s literally fated to die in every timeline? definition of doomed by the narrative#there’s not a single version of his story that doesn’t end with him being slaughtered#GODDDDD he makes me violently ill i hate goro akechi so much he’s so fucking selfish HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS DEAL IS TEARING ME APART#i was so tempted to get the bad ending just so that he was alive ☹️#he looked so happy. he was surrounded by people who loved and treasured him.no shido. control over his life. the ability to choose his futu#TEARS IN MY EYES MARUKI WAS THE ONLY VILLAIN WHO WAS LOWKEY MAKING SENSE 😭😭😭😭😭#my toxic trait is that i think maruki was right all along 😔#ALSO SUMIRE AAUUGGHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#the survivors guilt literally eating her alive until the point where she gaslighted herself into thinking she was her sister. insane.#royal was so good bro i’m so glad i endured 200 hours of hell just to play it#terrible terrible ending with everyone going their separate ways and ren ending up in juvie for months#akechi actually being dead in the good ending is so fucked up 😭😭 i thought there was some way maruki could bring him back regardless#not ren hallucinating him in the last cutscene too 😭😭😭😭 “i still see your shadows in my room” ahh ending#persona 5 royal#persona 5#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#sumire yoshizawa#goro akechi#lotus draws
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I love this so much 😭
Martin stimming will never not make me smile
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Severance’s cast; Adam Scott, Britt Lower and Zach Cherry @ Grand Central Terminal in NYC for the promotion of Severance season 2
#severance#apple tv#ben stiller#adam scott#britt lower#zach cherry#mark s#helly r#dylan g#mark scout#helly riggs#dylan george#severanceedit#THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!! AND I’M EATING IT UP LMAO#apple tv doesn’t do marketing but when they do they’re going 1000000%
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open my mouth and swallow it whole as its legs unsuction from my ceiling and it flails pathetically as its gangly metal limbs fall into my gaping jaws, unaware that they are about to be guided down my esophagus by gravity and then dissolved by the acid inside of my stomach
1 night lying in bed u look up at your ceiling & see this crawling towards u wyd
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clicking my tongue and shaking a bag of scooby snacks rn
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“how do you expect me to believe emmrich isn’t a gay man and neve isn’t a lesbian” god here we fucking go again. how many times do we have to tell y’all that bisexuals can look and act just like gay men and lesbians and to suggest otherwise, even as a joke, is biphobic
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Aegon and Sunfyre - they just got a little hurt. Everything is fine…
#house of the dragon#fan art#aegon ii targaryen#sunfyre#hotd#if sunfyre is actually dead and doesn’t get to come back and eat people and traumatize small children I’m going to be upset#I’m already upset cause I feel like they really did kill him
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YOU’RE ACTUALLY SO RIGHT, THAT’S WHAT WOULD GET HIM
First of all I love your comics!!! I binge read them all, and I periodically come back to binge read them again lmao. And in your comics there’s moments when I’m certain all Law is thinking is “OH SHIT HE’S HOT!!!!!!?!!!” But not so many moments for Luffy (which is understandable because he’s Luffy.)
All that’s to say- do you think there’s anything Law does that makes Luffy go “OH SHIT HE’S HOT!!?!!” or some variation of the feeling??
(This question originated from the face Law makes when Luffy catches him in your drunken confessions comic part two lmao)
Okay first of all thank you for such a sweet message 😭😭❤️ I had way too many ideas for this prompt and I honestly have surprised myself that this is the one I went with 🙈🙈
#omg I got responded to!!#hello my current favorite artist!#also dude that is EXACTLY what would make Luffy go Oh Shit He’s Hot#AUGH THIS IS SO GOOD#one piece#lawlu#lawlu comic#one piece comic#your Law is#no i shant say#I’m actually going to eat your art#I’m going to eat it
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9#mathblr#math memes#shitpost#locus other time#this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs#i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet#math#to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that#I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way
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🔴RED GUY RED GUY🔴
#dhmis#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis duck#dhmis art#dhmis red guy#dhmis fanart#dhmis but this time the youtube show#i think the correct noise is actually pop but it didn't go with the color scheme#red guy#dont hug me i’m scared fanart#dont hug me im scared#dont hug me#fanart#art#there just so little and tiny#i will eat them
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I think part of her not eating might be the feeding tube. the vet said cats can still eat with it in their throats, but pangur is such a baby…… she really has no stoicism.
she seemed interested in the food, but stopped short of eating it, and then also made to groom herself and aborted it. everything is just too uncomfortable
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