#i’m doomed

[chrissy-kaos]

The look he gives you when you steal his work shirt after he just rocked your world in the shower..😍🥵🫠

[nastarciz]

I’m doomed

[shepscapades]

If Wels is an android in your au, does that mean Hels is too?

YOU CANNOT ASK ABOUT HIM BECAUSE IF I START I WILL NOT STOP

[kipkiphoorayy]

jackbox tonight…can’t escape him

[bpdohwhatajoy]

please sake sike

[kisstoru]

I’M GONNA RIP MY HAIR OUT WHY IS HE SO FUCKIFNFHWKEBEJA

[thatsrightice]

Imagine being 22 and your entire bomber crew is calling you “grandad” or “pops” and asking if you need help getting into the plane 💀💀

[sableeira]

bro I’m so fucked I have to do a presentation in a few days with a max. 15-20 min length and I’m at 20 mins halfway in already 😭

[euthymiya]

Threesome fics need to make the 2 men hump each other more instead of compete for readers attention

[meles-merrivale]

I always feel bad for not reading more, but then I start reading a book and then it’s a month later and the sink is full of dishes and my sleep schedule is a mess and I’ve been living off of hundreds of pages of fantasy and nothing else

[galaxynajma]

MY THROAT HURTS

[bcbdrums]

“Halp why is Stein so hot?”

“Because a sound soul dwells within a fine fine body.”

[20doozers]

😨

My mom just fr said the n-word. Hard r. Shes white.

I’m

I’m shocked.

[its-hyperfixation-time-babes]

If you read fics for a specific pairing often, make a playlist for them. Why are you hesitating. It enhances the experience. Plus, seeing how much it shifts your Spotify wrapped (if you use the godforsaken app like me) let’s you know how delusional you are. Yay?

(Codywan fics made me write this, because my playlist HIT at the rIGHT MOMENT ohmygod)

[33minimilk33]

I just got my first ever commission for my crochet projects!

I’M SO NERVOUS WIRHDHWUEITNDNW HOW DO I FUNCTION WITH ADHD AHHHHHH

I WAS SO AWKWARD ON THE PHONE SHE MUST THINK IM CRAZY 📞😭

IM DOOMED JUST KILL ME NOW

[seblrina]

my coworker is watching the netflix nascar series and they play daylight by david kushner in one episode and i genuinely couldn’t stop thinking “this song is literally about sebchal why are they playing this for a nascar show???” could not wrap my head around it