#I’m doomed

[chrissy-kaos]

The look he gives you when you steal his work shirt after he just rocked your world in the shower..😍🥵🫠

[nastarciz]

I’m doomed

[shepscapades]

If Wels is an android in your au, does that mean Hels is too?

YOU CANNOT ASK ABOUT HIM BECAUSE IF I START I WILL NOT STOP

[nerodivergentgrimreaper]

How am I supposed to date when Milo Greer sets the bar so high ???

[kipkiphoorayy]

jackbox tonight…can’t escape him

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Me: “what?? I’m not that obsessed with him!!”

also me: *slowly making my closet more and more like what I think Tim’s civilian closet would look like*

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

10.1k wc and no sexual contact whatsoever

[yumiiwoomy]

20/40 vision how cooked am I

[t1ts-4-donaldson]

storytime

the first time i used a vibrator i was living with my ex bf and basically as soon as it touched me i was like

if i had one of these i would’ve never gotten a boyfriend.

it was crazy

I don’t know how anyone can live up to it anymore especially a man 😭

[meowdei]

have you seen the lnds tete-a-tete updates for 3.0? You get the LI introducing themselves as your boyfriend to your family and friends. Sylus trying to cover his actual job was rlly funny lol and caleb just skipping to calling mc's parents mom and dad was crazy work

Well. I did now 🚶‍♀️

THIS FOOL THAT I LOVE 💀 “we deliver fruit” IM SCREAMING THIS GUY IS SO UNSERIOUS 😭💀 if you could have heard the genuine cackle I let out at that my god he kills me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Caleb jumping straight to mom and dad was wicked work but when he said “I don’t always get a chance to see you” I was like this guy will never beat the stalker allegations bc what do you mean u don’t always get a chance to see them and this is ur first meet??? What are you not telling me sir???

[gauntletgirlie]

Me: <writing my fanfic>

Me: Heck, I’m twelve chapters in and Melkor still hasn’t been captured and imprisoned in The Halls of Mandos. Time to move this along!

The thirst goblin in my brain: Yeah move it along with sex! Melkor and your OC haven’t been having enough.

Me: Hmmmm. Fine, but it’s going towards… character development! Yes! Character development. Then after this I’m writing proper plot stuff okay?

Thirst goblin: Heh heh heh, we’ll see how long that lasts…

Me: This fic is not making it out of the First Age, I beg.

[ac1dmeow]

i can’t lock in

[sableeira]

bro I’m so fucked I have to do a presentation in a few days with a max. 15-20 min length and I’m at 20 mins halfway in already 😭

[beelikesbirds]

dude who was gonna tell me how hard choosing a senior quote is i’m down to my top 6 and can’t pick 😭

i’ve got:

“Running on momentum, love, and trust.”

- The Killers

“Even if I crash and burn ten times a day, I think I’m here to stay.”

- Elle Woods

“Living for the hope of it all.”

- Taylor Swift

“You made an impact, kid.”

- my old speech coach

“I hold a strong belief in all things inconsequential.”

- The Army, The Navy

“Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.”

- Sister Calderón

[meles-merrivale]

I always feel bad for not reading more, but then I start reading a book and then it’s a month later and the sink is full of dishes and my sleep schedule is a mess and I’ve been living off of hundreds of pages of fantasy and nothing else

[voidcat]

FYM it’s March 20