#the thirst goblin in my brain never shuts up

[gauntletgirlie]

Me: <writing my fanfic>

Me: Heck, I’m twelve chapters in and Melkor still hasn’t been captured and imprisoned in The Halls of Mandos. Time to move this along!

The thirst goblin in my brain: Yeah move it along with sex! Melkor and your OC haven’t been having enough.

Me: Hmmmm. Fine, but it’s going towards… character development! Yes! Character development. Then after this I’m writing proper plot stuff okay?

Thirst goblin: Heh heh heh, we’ll see how long that lasts…

Me: This fic is not making it out of the First Age, I beg.