#i’m a disgrace

[tote-bag-chic]

i need to hold matty like a baby and nurture him bruh like he literally activates my motherly instinctssss kill me nowww

[birbsletter]

I’d die to find a god-level satosugu ff but sadly I read Coanda Effect by bunniehoney on ao3 and now my god-level criteria is fucked up

[magma-frog0]

Leon as a girl dad would be so cute. I can just imagine him playing dress up with his daughter with NO SHAME. Like his daughter can do his hair, makeup, and nails. And anyone who doesn’t like them will catch his pretty hands because in his eyes that’s disrespecting his daughter.

[jamandjazz]

I’ve never been more embarrassed yall. I have to practice my Spanish presentation in front of my MOM 😭 It’s not MY fault my parents chose to practice their English with me so much I forgot Spanish entirely 😭😭😭

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

Pronounced Bousset wrong so many times I wanna cry

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

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[chompplant]

I NEED to get fangs. How can I call myself a cosplayer and not have fangs!!

[mr-claus04]

I DID IT AGAIN. urgh.. im so busy. i dont care what my nana says. i’m quitting my job

[idiotwithanipad]

When the wolves are ‘off duty’ they’re the goodest boys🖤🥹

[embyrinitalics]

Y’all are a bunch of sappy fluff lovers!!! You should be ashamed!!!!! And also I’ve written 500 words of BANTER today, I hope you’re happy!!!!!

[snowseasonmademe]

the difference between jude and aurélien’s comment section is crazy. jude is getting “it’s okay players have bad games” and aurelien is getting “leave madrid we hate you” and monkey emojis?????????? did they not play the same game? are they not on the same team? let’s be so fucking for real right now people. and i’m sure it’s not just aurel getting this kind of unnecessary hate. people are too comfortable on the internet bullying people. words aren’t just words. the things you say to people matter. it’s never that serious. and the lazy, ignorant, inconsiderate assholes in people in the comments wouldn’t know the first thing about being a professional athlete and losing a game like that in such a harsh way. give them so fucking grace please. they know they didn’t do well, there’s no reason for bullying or racial hatred on their social media (or anywhere). i really hope all the black players are with their families or have someone to talk to for the next couples weeks because this is insane. nobody should be treated like this.

[jovialoddity]

Hi, just wanted to wish Prof. Puzzles a happy Valentine's Day! (And you too of course!)

He proceeded to bawl his eyes out immediately after being given this (HAPPY TEARS DON’T WORRY)

And thank you so much for the ask!! I hope you have/had a happy Valentine’s Day as well!! :) 💖

[wheredidthe80sgo]

good lord it turned out worse than last time

me, making an omelette: this is about to be the best scrambled eggs I’ve ever had

[cable-salamdr]

#1 CEO of Mystaké but where the Mystaké headcanons at

Damn, you’re right. I’m a disappointment to all CEO-hood 😔😔 Here’s a bunch that I came up with laying awake thinking about this

- She babysat Wu and Garmadon a bunch at their home & taught them many swear words (much to the FSM’s dismay)

- The teashop idea came from a joke the FSM made once that with how much tea they both drink they should make a business out of it. Mystaké took it to heart after his passing.

- Her old woman form comes from the first person she ever saw in the realm of Ninjago (this resulted in there being a brief period of time where two of the same person were walking out and about)

- There’s also various other alter egos that she’s collected over the years, from common folks to copying celebrities (which she didn’t know were celebrities until it was too late)

- And my favorite alter ego hc is that she’s actually the Lightning Chicken because I’m still in denial and I think it makes certain scenes a thousand times better (Wu knows about this)

[wildsaltair]

respectfully I need to climb him like a rope ladder and do him so good we both ascend into the clouds and never recover

[alexis-royce]

I think we’re scheduled to like, find some candles, or something?