#i wrote it at 4am so ur getting it at 4am

[hyuk4sbf]

thoughts on txt and somnophilia 👀👀

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD ^_−☆

warnings(?):consent is kinda ? implied but sometimes pretty dubious here plz b careful just in case! both parties enjoy it all tho!!!!

gn!reader to the best of my ability w top!txt :p

ANYWAY! one of my fave topics how did u know<3 under the cut cuz i got a lil carried away idk im embarrassed i dont rly like this … its like 4am and i wrote this on my phone k? T_T

> yeonjun who continues to drop not-so-subtle hints that he wants to wake up one morning with ur mouth on his cock. he’ll be ecstatic when u take the bait, rubbing at his bleary eyes as pleasure licks up his body in flames combusting.

and there you are, lo and behold, mouth working over him with eyes heavy and dark, like you’ve just been waiting for him to wake up and see you and your pretty mouth around his hard-on<3 his tongue laps over his parted lips, dry from the night air, before he leans into you and his mouth curves into a sleepy smile.

smooths his palm over the mess of your hair, thumbing over the swell of your cheek before he hums pleasedly, loudly enough that it breaks off into a moan. ‘to what do i owe the pleasure, sweetheart?’ his voice husky and rough, sounding so full of himself like u can’t feel the tremble of his thighs under ur palms— like he hasn’t been practically begging for this :3c

he’ll press his shin up between your legs as best as he can without hindering ur movement, breathlessly grunting how he’ll return the favour when you make him cum in your mouth<3 (+imagine his pretty golden skin under the morning sunlight that peeks through the blinds … phew!)

> soobin who’s just sooooo sleepy, work tiring and exerting him beyond belief poor baby (_ _).｡o○ but!!!!!! :( he misses u so much, misses the intimacy of having u cum in his mouth while his hands hold urs, just misses ur body against his so badly</3

it was like a surge of adrenaline, a rush through his veins when he saw u after such an exhausting shift. has ur reassuring smile always been this pretty? he practically jumps u then and there in the doorway of ur apartment, lips capturing urs with an eagerness rough enough to bruise and swell.

and now… the adrenaline’s wearing off, eyes quite literally fighting to stay open despite the fact that he’s literally inside u. ‘eyes on me, baby,’ you murmur, riding him with ur hands steadying urself on his broad shoulders. it’s not uncommon that the sex will get overwhelming and soobin’s eyes will fall closed— however, the little hum he gives like he’s listening and the way his eyes only just barely open again at ur command makes u realise this is different.

u click ur tongue, chuckling slightly before u go to move off of his lap. soobin’s having none of that, eyes shooting open again and u really see how tired he is up close like this. he whines, louder than he had been most of the night and wrestles an unforgiving grip on ur waist to keep u seated on his cock. ends up pulling u close, eyes already falling snap shut on him again.

‘c’mon bun,’ you’ll urge him with a giggle, joking that ‘you’re falling asleep at the wheel, silly.’

‘don’t care, keep going… missed you so much. use me and make yourself cum…’ ｖ（＾＿＾ｖ）♪

> beomgyu has the biggest kink for being used in his sleep i’ve ever seen (・・?) that one video of him pretending to sleep on stage and wrapping his own hands around his throat? hm!

ask him bashfully if there’s anything he’d want to try in bed and he’s practically leaping to tell u he wants u to take him while he sleeps. god only knows how many opportunities he gives u on the daily, sleepy bear always tired ‘n napping whenever he can :p he wants so badly to wake up w u riding him and ur hand around his throat :<<<

waking up with a head fuzzy, feeling like his whole body is on fire and— oh! there’s you, mouthing over his cock through his pyjama pants, hands pushed up his shirt and thumbing over his nipples.

you want to be disappointed he didn’t sleep through it, pouting a little where u tease his cock, but he looks so incredibly pretty like this too. eyes blinking like he just can’t quite get used to the morning light, chest already heaving under ur touch and face flushed a pretty red hue<3

he whimpers into the otherwise silent bedroom, hands shaking as they come up to cover his face embarrassedly because fuck he is so hard right now.

‘don’t hide, baby bear.’ u smile up at him, cheeky and smug and so so fucking pretty and he’s so gone.

u laugh at the tears in his eyes, although not unkindly. he’s just too cute (〃ω〃) u move upwards, planting urself in his lap and grinding downwards and fuck he really might just cream his pants at this point and you’ve barely even done anything. arousal is one hell of a feeling!

‘please touch me,’ he begs with his lower lip wobbling, a hand smoothing over the curve of ur ass to encourage u to grind harder into him. you coo, pushing his hair from his face.

‘go back to sleep, baby. can’t use you like you wanted so badly if you’re wide awake, hm?’

he’s never conked out faster in his life, maybe he’s even pretending, who knows? :3

> taehyun who wakes you up with head, peeling your pyjamas and underwear down your legs as carefully as he can and spreading u for him like ur a whole meal <333

head between your thighs as he watches the way your eyelashes flutter and eyebrows furrow with every flick and suck of his mouth and tongue against ur sex, so so so aroused for him even when ur not awake ฅ/ᐠ. ̫ .ᐟ\ฅ

he hums against u when u finally wake, moaning so the vibrations cause a jolt in ur pretty thighs that are already in his grasp. his mouth becomes rougher, used with more intent when he feels your trembling hands finally lace through his hair and tug. his eyes never leave yours, even in the dark as u struggle to keep ur head from rolling back into the pillow. ur eyes screwing shut ‘til there’s static behind ur eyelids because fuck how is he so good at this everytime without fail? didn’t he just wake up too?

palms rubbing up and down your thighs to soothe u through the intensity of the orgasm he gives u, something u weren’t exactly expecting at an ungodly hour of the night while the moon still kisses the horizon, about to clock out for the sun to rise.

he’ll press a kiss to ur sex before he pulls away and moves himself so ur face to face, watching the way ur chest heaves as u try to catch ur breath. he grins, incisors peeking through cutely like he didn’t just make u forget ur own name for a good minute. like he’s not literally hard against your hip and ready to go. u can practically imagine the puppy tail wagging behind him excitedly. he pecks ur lips, sharing the taste of you like it’s simply his chapstick.

‘morning, honey.’

> kai who doesn’t really understand at first why u would want that, what fun would sex be if ur not even technically there enjoying it? he’s not shaming u though!! he’d never dream of that and he’s (somewhat) willing to try just for u!

and oh. that’s when he starts to get it

how could he ever resist u when u always look so delectable pressed up against him of the night time, body soft and warm, pliant, against his?

he breathes shakily through the arousal that licks up his spine, ur breath hot and damp where u sleep tucked into the crook of his sensitive neck. it’s what u wanted, he tells himself, you said it’s okay. that u like it. poor baby is caught in a dilemma of morals, but it doesn’t take him long to work himself up into a frenzy and god hmmmm :( he really needs u right this second </3

shifts u over so delicately, so gently because he doesn’t actually want to disturb u, wrapping himself around u so ur secured back in his embrace. and the guilt starts to shift away, a moan falling from ur lips as u rouse briefly, and he’s so hard, why is he so hard?

he doesn’t know if he could start with actually fucking u in ur sleep, so he settles for this— testing the waters by starting to hump against you while u sleep, rhythm picking up and breath hitching in his throat because it just feels so good, you feel so good.

poor pup’s working himself up so bad :( he doesn’t even realise he’s whining and whimpering rather audibly until ur already awake and stroking his hair, pulling him as close as close can be, and murmuring sleepy praises right into the shell of his ear.

make him cum in his pants, yawn and tell him to fuck u properly as u drift back off<3 ฅ/ᐠ. ̫ .ᐟ\ฅ

leave me ur hard thoughts here !<333

[idleyuri]

Scars and all

synopsis: Opening up to soyeon about ur sh scars and her comforting + reassuring you about them :) Cw: mentions of sh scars. Not proof read it was 4am when i wrote this

Soyeon continued to lazily play with your hair as you continued to use your switch, the rain adding some soft of ambience to the moment. “Another froggy chair?” She said, you nodded. “Yeah, i feel really represented because of them,” You replied causing her to let out a small chuckle. “Okay, dear.”

Soyeon’s cold fingers wandered down from your hair to your stomach, lifting your shirt up slightly to get a feel of your warmth. You shivered under her touch, her nails lightly grazing on your skin before her movement stopped.

After a few moments she sat up, lifting shirt up more as she saw scars on your stomach and on your sides. “.. Y/n,” she murmured, silently begging for an explanation. You sit up, putting your switch down and quickly put your shirt down, as you avoided her gaze.

Soyeon's expression softened as she noticed your discomfort. She gently placed a hand on yours. "It's okay. You don't have to explain if you're not ready. I just.. I care about you, and I don’t want you to feel like you cant open up to me about these things."

She leaned in closer, her voice growing even softer. "I know I can be a bit stubborn when it comes to my own wellbeing but I promise, when it comes you to I’m always serious. You don't have to face everything alone, okay? I love you.”

Your expression softened at the tone of her voice, you let out a small sigh, lifting your head to look her in the eyes. “.. Well, uh– I don’t.. I don’t know, it just, happened I guess. I was going through a tough time with auntie being in the hospital and.. i just– i did it without thinking,” You paused for a bit, swallowing a small lump in your throat before adding, “I never told you because.. I don’t know, I didn’t want you to think of me badly.. and– I thought that if you saw them that you.. you wouldn’t like me anymore,”

Soyeon’s hold on your hand tightened the more she listened to you, her freehand moving to cup your face, thumb gently brushing against your cheek. “You think so little of yourself, don’t you? Nothing you could do would ever make me think less of you. I love you, scars and all.” She said before gently placing a small kiss on your forehead.

“I might not have been there for you before but I’m here now. And i’ll always be here for you, no matter what.” You look at her, eyes momentarily widened at her understanding nature before softening. “you.. you don’t think they’re ugly? You don’t love me any less?” You ask in a shaky voice.

Soyeon's gaze softened, her thumb gently caressing your cheek. "No, never. Those scars don't make you any less beautiful or any less deserving of love. They're a part of your journey, a part of who you are. And I love every part of you."

She leaned in, pressing a tender kiss to your lips. "Please, don't ever doubt my love for you. You mean the world to me. You are so strong and resilient, and I admire you for that." You let out a small shaky exhale before nodding, “I love you,” with that, soyeon pressed another kiss on your lips. “I love you more.”

[daetko]

mutual headcanons . . .

talia note ; you guys … i wrote this at 4am so this is 100% half yapping but my mutuals on twt did this for me and i was like. omg . tumblr oomfs ur next. also math is kicking my ass so im bringing up multiplication hcs for everyone

@miyamoratsumuu — top of the class & class pres/have some major rule in school. you probably have a really cute smile like the one where ur lips don’t shut fully there’s like space that shows ur teeth a lil & i hc u have chest length hair too ,, you REALLY love youtube video essays probably, lego enjoyer & u 101% like/d kpop, i can see u liking nct and cravity so vividly,,, you also carry chapstick around with you everywhere though you don’t need it but u always end up finishing it somerhow. you’re OKAY at multiplication like you’re not the best but 100% not the worst. Biochem have to be ur favorite subjects (after art) i refuse to believe otherwise. u LOVE white shirts, u dress so nice and have those shirts w the little girl drawings on them, u also are somehow SOMEHOW the type of kid to fake cough infront of a smoking stranger to make them feel bad. squint & you’ll see the vision i’m implying n you 100% have perspective glasses ur supposed to wear but u never wear them, & lastly you have a tiktok account with you lip syncing

@rueclfer — ouhhhh rue i hc ur such a smartass at school like no one expects it but u get SUCH GREAT grades holy shit also ur a SMOKER. Oomf smokes (possibly weed and very rarely cigs) smoker. or u own atleast two dispos trust i know. also you really liked the tooth fairy as a kid and somehow she disappointed you and that’s where ur villain arc started . Atleast 3 dead pet fishes. u also really like zootopia. also probably tried getting into kpop at some point and failed miserably… you are willing to defend cheese sandwiches with your life too. human multiplication machine somehow, or really bad at it. you owe atleast 2 pairs of jorts & those baggy brown/black colored overly comfy oversized jackets that have these little doodles / stars on them & wire headphones, atleast 2 ear piercings and a septum , your screen time is 50% pinterest or twittwe

@loveriotss — lighting mcqueen defender ( i think u probably wanted the car bed / had it at some point) & car enjoyer … you’d love f1 . you watch sam and colby religiously (same) and u LOVEEEE old katy perry songs. u had a marshmallow / selena gomez phase in middle school & you used to have braces in elementary/middle school. you’re either ginger or a really light brown haired person, if u say black or dark brown i will actually be surprised. your aura color is 100% green with a hint of purple (i don’t know much about this but u just give that vibe) you play sims 4 too and really REALLY enjoy lasagna & multiplication (though you’re not the best at it). you’re also like REALLY scared of sneaking your phone in to school (let’s say it’s not allowed) and you were brave enough to do that for once and boom it’s like a cr4ck addiction you can’t stop bringing it to school w u until one day u get caught and they call your mum to school ,,, also u either violate the dress code or dress modestly no inbetween— and did i mention u have SO MANY racer jackets holy shit even if it’s those basic bershka ones

@poetlus / @lunatiqez — mina ashido and bokuto kotaro if they had a fusion of both of their personalities. oomf you LOVE LOOOVEE dresses so much like i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s half ur closet & u also have a bookshelf in your room probably with so many books you haven’t touched since u bought. probably got a scooter for christmas at some point. one of your many pillows on your bed probably has a floral print & your room is BIG LIKE HUGE there’s so much space left despite your huge ass closet. u probably own merch of stuff you USED to like and don’t anymore ,, you also enjoy ramen from restaurants like no tomorrow & you stick ur tongue out at every minor inconvenience (twin ). you also cannot do multiplication, you really hate math but you like to write in the notebook. you’re BLONDE. that’s BLONDE OOMF. or atleast light brunette. you’re like 5”4 too shit maybe 5”3 aswell.. you also LOVE raves and parties & u can fuck up cake like a n expert especially vanilla & red velvet cake . Rip liv you would’ve loved dress to impress

@sepptember — ok so first of all you LOVE shrimp. and i mean LOVE LOVE and you’re okay w other seafood. u also like to add thinly sliced carrot to ramen which is actually goated btw and you’d k1ll someone if a bowl of katsu curry was on the line,, your fav subject is PROBABLY science ,, perhaps geology? maybe? i feel like you have too many stuffed animals and you probably collect those glass drinks lids too, you had a monster energy drink phase & kinned hitoka yachi at some point. you update your letterboxed multiple times a week & you do NOT play about true crime podcasts. bro, please, im begging you to get out your room and see your family. also i think u have a rlly nice room … like it’s either rlly acubi-ish or brown green & some dark colors and veins hanging from the ceiling, both ways aesthetically pleasing to look at !!!! multiplication goat btw

ib this tweet

[unhingedlesbear]

MARK ESSAY! BIGASS MARK POST!!!

A lot of y’all already know I love Mark. Bro isn’t even my favourite SMG character but he’s also currently the one I feel the strongest about simply because I don’t see anyone else literally anywhere willing to defend him. Emily and Emma don’t need me rn y’all they have fandoms but THIS is a job for ur girl only it seems (woop woop) so I wrote this essay about why he deserves more recognition and less hate from the fans. I can’t promise it’s very well written bc I wrote it from like 2-4am and I haven’t exactly proofread but whateverrr.

LONG FUCKING POST AHEAD

A common thing I ALWAYS see from Mark haters is that he’s “boring” or “dull” compared to the others. While it’s true that his personality isn’t quite as distinct or individual as the other four, is that not… literally one of the aspects of his character? That he follows what the people around him do rather than voicing his own thoughts and opinions? It’s literally a part of his character so I don’t see the issue with him usually just falling behind Charlie or Kate for example, because it makes sense to me that he’d do that.

 People often argue that he’s “too nice” and doesn’t have enough flaws. Why is that an issue when it comes to Mark when the same could be said about characters like Salim or Sam who are infinitely more loved? I also really like Sam and Salim but for the sake of this argument I’ll point out a few flaws in the fact that people seem to think they’re significantly more interesting than Mark. You can argue that it’s because of Salim’s arc with Jason, but that’s the arc more than the character himself. Really Salim doesn’t have any real flaws at all and isn’t all that deep of a character, as likeable as he is. And people have said it’s because of his action scenes, but I’ll get to that point about Mark later. With Sam, similar things can be said. Point mainly is, the idea that Mark is boring because he’s “too nice and lacks flaws” doesn’t really make sense if you’re not consistent with it when it comes to other characters too.

Something that @108garys pointed out that I agree sm with is that a lot of people tend to ignore the relatability of his character. I feel like I can especially talk about this one as Mark is one of the SMG characters I relate to most, possibly even more than Brad. With characters like Kate or Erin, it’s easy to relate to them because of their anxieties, and you see a lot more people admitting to relating to that where you don’t with Mark. He relies on other peoples opinions rather than his own, doesn’t like making decisions and can end up passing up opportunities that are better for him because of it. You can see in his interactions with usually Kate or Charlie that if they disagree with him about something, it doesn’t take much for him to step back and agree with them because that’s just how he is. I don’t know about other people but I find all that to be extremely relatable so I wanted to point that out as probably one of the reasons I ended up so attached to him in the first place. 

Another think I see him hated for is because of his plot armour. Now this would be fair coming from someone who just hates all forms of plot armour but I see a loooot of inconsistency with this one. Out of all SMG characters with plot armour, Mark’s is a rare case that actually makes sense in the plot. Du’met had specifically selected Mark to be the next ferryman, of course he wasn’t going to kill him. I’m going to use Mike from UD as a comparison but a lot of this can apply to the other plot armour characters too. If you want actual plot armour, Mike is a perfect example. Where through TDIM, Mark isn’t actually in danger of death in most of his scenes (The only exception is when he and Charlie are crossing over that beam, in that case I definitely think he should have been able to die there but this is aside from that) Mike is put in dangerous situations where he can’t die SOLELY because of plot armour. Du’met isn’t trying to kill Mark, he’s trying to contain him which he does in fact do if he captures him. The Ws in UD are actively trying to kill Mike and yet never actually do, for no plot related reasons at all, just because the game doesn’t want Mike to die yet. Another thing that’s different about these two cases is what happens when both characters lose their plot armour during the respective climaxes. In the climax of UD, Mike has ONE singular death and that’s it. Once he can die, he can only do so in one way. With Mark, he has the most death opportunities in the climax out of anyone. Du’met targets him during the entire fight. By default, Charlie and Erin have single QTEs to survive the end, Jamie has one choice, and Kate (Or Jamie/Erin if they’re the second to last instead of her) can only die if Mark is killed. Once Du’met is pinning Mark over the axe, it literally takes one fuck up to get him killed from that point on. I know I used Mike for this argument but similar things can be said about others like Jason, Salim and Nick. Mark is one of the only characters whos plot armour makes sense and yet I see his get shit on far more than any of the other examples when so many of those are worse.

(This part is a bit more of a ramble about his role in the story and relation to Du’met than anything. Bear with.) Anyway another point I need to point out is that people really have no business acting like Mark is somehow unimportant when he literally has the most personal conflict with the antagonist?? So for starters, Mark was specifically targeted by Du’met, and I’d argue has the most personal conflict with the guy. He was the only one that ever could have worked for ultimatum (It would have to be a man making the call, and Charlie doesn’t really care enough about any of the others for it to work with him.) So he’s at the centre of Du’met’s entire game, and I’ve always felt that the fight on the boat feels kinda personal for this reason, because Du’met would honestly have such a hatred for him by that point now that I think about it. Du’met had this entire plan that he thought would go smoothly and time and time again Mark actively fucks it up for him. He breaks through Kate’s window in breathless, and right after that in workshop he ends up avoiding the cage he was supposed to fall into. After that he’s the first to escape the hotel, and next time he runs into Du’met they fight. By this point, sure Du’met is still not trying to kill Mark, but he chooses to attack Mark when he could easily just chloroform him as usual. Something about the way he fights Mark here makes me think he probably had a personal hatred of him at this point. Assuming qtes are failed, he’s out here stomping on the guy, hitting him with an axe handle, literally picking him up and throwing him and kicking him in the ribs while he’s down. And we know he’s not trying to actually kill him here so that whole thing screams anger or frustration more than anything. Then on the boat later, he targets Mark the entire time. (plus the way he deliberately shows Mark, and Mark only, his face definitely makes it feel more personal imo) He’ll spend half the fight trying to shove Mark into an axe, the whole time just swiping off Kate/Jamie/Erin when they try to save him. And out of everyone, Mark is the only one who can directly kill Du’met. (at least until he’s revived) Also this is just the boat ending. Ultimatum is a whole new thing. He literally is forced to work for Du’met to continue the cycle. So when a character has this obvious (to me at least) of a personal conflict with the main antagonist, you’d think the fandom would do more with that, since they seem to do it with other characters, but then I remembered it’s Mark and nobody thinks about Mark </3

(This entire thing I realise can be used as Du’mark propaganda. It’s not exactly what I was going for with it but fuck it, it is because it was things like this that made me point out the ignored potential of that dynamic in the first place. You can’t tell me people wouldn’t go wild if things like this happened with like… anyone else.) 

So I find it weird that people seem to not really do anything with any of this? For example, ultimatum is such a horribly amazing concept, and it specifically involves Mark at the centre of it, and yet on the rare occasion I’ve found an ultimatum fic, it never involves Mark. I’m being so fr rn, until 108garys posted their recent ultimatum fic I’d never seen an ultimatum fic with Mark. Lemme repeat that there were ultimatum fics, but no ultimatum fics with Mark. How tf r u gonna have an ULTIMATUM fic and exclude the ultimatum guy???? There’s also people who think he didn’t adopt Connieeee guys wtfff literally whooo else can he have one thing omg omggggg😭😭

Sorry got a bit unhinged there at the end but look whos living up to the name <3 anyway yeah as Mark’s no.1 fan😍 this post was always gonna happen. I jus think he deserves a lil bit more credit yk??? 🥱

Anyway gonna tag @queerkearney in this bc the whole idea came from our chats I love our chats <3

[mrs-monaghan]

Honestly when i read certain things Tkkrs write, i get tired! How can such a large number of pple be so dumb? How? The move from one narrative to the next, one theory to the next, one lie to the next! How can you think TK are dating each other after watching them these past 10 years? How? Now u all are screaming about Tk outings and you are also desperately trying to prove Jikook is not real by claiming they don’t see eo! How would you know that? If Tae didn’t turn on that 2 minute Live at Jk’s place, would you have ever known he was there? Why do you think they show us or tell us everything? How stupid can you be to think you actually know everything going on in these guy’s lives? You claim Jikook is fanservice because they don’t hang out outside of work, and i want to ask you, where the fuck have u been all these years! Are you trying to claim that you haven’t seen all the photos and videos of Jikook hanging out all through the years? Are you trying to claim that you haven’t heard about all the times they were in each other’s rooms? Tae himself told us 3 different times that Jk and Jimin were together at ungodly hours of the night! How can u believe Tk are a thing when Jk is always with Jimin most nights? He literally called Jimin his all nighter friend! They literally told us they have the habit of staying up late at night together, not just them, Jhope said it too in his documentary! He literally mentioned Jk and Jimin always stay up at night! So let’s say Jk was actually dating Tae! When does he spend couple time with Tae if he is always with Jimin at night? When? Also, all through the years, we have always seen or heard of Jikook spending important days together! Valentines day 2017, the posted a tweet wearing matching outfits (a couples thing in korea), they also posted a tweet watching the first snow together (couples thing in korea) on valentines day 2018, Jimin came back to korea from paris and on the 15th, he was spotted with Jk and his friend sungwon hanging out! On Jk’s birthday, he was with Jimin ALONE at 4am, On Jimin’s bday 2021, he did it in Jk’s studio and Jk got a cake for him (something staff always do) and he wrote "you are my park filter" on the cake! On Jk’s bday in 2019, Jimin flew all the way from paris to celebrate with Jk for a few hours and get back on a plane to another destination! Tae was nowhere to be found! On Jk’s bday 2022, Jimin went to see Jk, but again, Tae was nowhere to be found! On white day 2022, a photo of Jikook and a friend hanging out at a restaurant was leaked, on white day 2023, JM was not in Korea, but Jk and Tae were, Jk went Live on white day for hours, showing that he was ALONE! JM wasn’t in korea, but Tae was! Why didn’t Jk spend the day with his “boyfriend”? Why does Jk keep being with Jimin on all these important days instead of Tae? Jk himself said that during their break in 2019, he only saw Jimin and Jhope! How can Taekook be a couple and they don’t even see each other?

Yes, these days Tk hang out alot! But how do those hangouts prove they are a couple? Why haven’t we ever seen them hang out outside of work before now? All through the years, we never ever heard or saw Tk hanging out once! Not ever! We saw Jikook so many times, we heard of them hanging out so many times through the years! But nothing of Tk! These boys literally went on Tv and decided to share with us that they had grown a lil distant! Yet you lot ignored it and started again with your narrative of bighit giving them a script to read, all these just because you cannot get urself to accept the FACT that TK are JUST friends! Whenever something was said or done that didn’t match ur narratives, you claimed the company was hiding Tk, or Tk were lying, or Jikook is a cover for Taekook, or you straight up sent alot of hate to Jimin! Did you ever stop for a minute to ask yourselves what if you were wrong? Did u ever ask yourselves why you were so triggered by Jimin being close to Jk! I guess you didn’t because you know that you wouldn’t like the answer! The truth is, deep down, you know that there is NO WAY TK is real after everything Jikook have done for and to each other. No way! The hangouts you guys scream about only prove that Taekook are friends and they are actively working on bridging that gap that was trying to form in their friendship! This is the first time, they are actually hanging out with each other, outside if work without other members! It had never happened b4! And this also proves that their conversation on ITS was true cuz we all clearly saw a difference with TK after that conversation! Y’all were claiming the company was hiding TK yet, you kept getting TK moments on official content! Make it make sense! When something doesn’t go ur way, instead of rethinking, you start throwing tantrums like children, calling everyone a liar, or hating on Jimin and calling him a homewrecker, or hating on Hybe! What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? Tae literally asked you guys to STOP!! You claim to love him and Jk yet you ignore them when they continually show you that they are just friends! Need i remind you that TK is the ONLY ship in Bts that has outrightly been debunked! Tae told you guys go get out of your imaginations, yet you vermin found a way to twist his words to continue deceiving new army! Y’all are disgusting for real! I ship Jikook but if any one of them ever does what Tae did, i would immediately STOP, regardless of what i think i know or have seen or heard! That is how you prove u love them! By respecting their words and not twisting them to suit ur bizzare narratives! You claim TK are a couple yet Jk sits in his house watching an almost 2 hour live of jimin while giggling and kicking his feet! Show me when he ever did something like that for Tae! You claim TK are a couple yet Jk keeps asking Jm to come for one reason or the other! You claim Tk are a couple yet Jk can’t stop talking about Jimin on his Lives! You claim TK are a couple yet Jk comes back home from hanging out with Tae, turns on a Live looking all sad and miserable, and telling army how he comes to us when he is feeling down or has alot on his mind, all the while listening to songs about missing someone! And the only person he has literally admitted to missing is Jimin, when he responded to Jimin’s “I miss you " post on weverse! Jk and tae are dating but Jk spends white day alone even tho Tae is in the country? TK are dating yet they alway go back to their respective houses after hanging out? Tk are dating, yet Jk spends a majority of his nights doing something with Jimin? Tk are dating yet Jk spends all important days like bday, vals day, anniversaries and traditional holidays with Jimin? Tk are dating yet Jk on most lives always looks lonely and sad? Tk are dating yet Tae has admitted more than 3 times to not knowing Jk’s hotel rooms when they were on tour but Somehow Jimin always knew? Tk are dating yet Jk and Jimin are “caught” going into Jk’s hotel room together when they were not aware of the cameras? BFFR!

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You cannot fix stupid anon. We can throw all the logic in the world at them. But they will never accept reality. There are other Jimin and JK ships out there. And they believe in what they believe. Idk why, but they do. However they don't come to our spaces to try and infiltrate. That's why we're always calling out the vermin because they refuse to stay in their lane.

I cannot wait for 2025. If you think JK is fed up now, if you think JK hates them now, wait until MS is over and Jikook don't have to be cautious anymore. The ones that don't leave the fandom will have no choice. Because Jikook will be loud AF. You think 2019 was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.

In 2 years they will have no choice but to admit they were wrong. And those who insist on Tkk being real will look like clowns. Especially if Jennie gets pregnant and then what? We know V is obsessed with kids. We know that's in the cards for him. We know Jennie can't be assed to put any effort in BP and is now pursuing acting?? Well that line of work is way more accepting of people dating than the Idol life.

A rude awakening is coming. And I will enjoy every single second of it. You can count on that. They are coming for you Army. They're gonna set the whole fandom on fire

It's better to be prepared coz Jikook supporters sure are.

[huckleberrykai]

OMG OMGGGGGGGG it’s husband hyuka anon here!!!!!

THAT was delicious, thank you for the food Berry it was 10/10 and very much appreciated, I was most definitely not expecting that

BUT HEAR ME OUT (going to a soft side now bc I can’t help myself): dad hyuka after almost a year of getting married😔

I keep seeing videos about the huening family in my tik tok and Kai looks SO MUCH like his dad thats actually insane :oooo and I can’t help but imagine cute lil scenarios about hyuka being such an amazing father despite being a first time one :(

Also best man tyun 👀👀👀👀👀

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

i love dad kai sm eeeeee i wrote some lil bits about him (and everyone) here but new dad kai ... i cry

(this is kinda in the same vain as the hcs so u have one son !)

he's so proud of u once your son is born, and he knows how much strain the whole experience put on you both physically and mentally - so new dad kai does everything he possibly can to make sure you're not doing too much.

he's so excited about his new little buddy that the lack of sleep hardly even phases him. your baby starts crying at 4am and after grumbling a bit about having to get up again, he remembers why he's getting up - and when he sees the little face of baby huening he cannot find it in him to care about himself. he becomes a pro at knowing what your son needs. food? bottle is READY. cuddles? dad's arms are right there when he needs em. diaper full? not his favourite task, but consider it done.

he's not perfect at everything, no one ever is, but he tries his best and he's just so full of love for his lil boy :(

the huening genes are strong af so he probably looks just like him, but kai will always insist he looks like you, "he's got your pretty eyes!"

when he's down for nap time kai is literally just like 🧍🏻because he loves taking him out on little adventures and showing him the animals and plants in your garden, or taking him to the supermarket and showing him the toys and foods 🥹

when he's a little bit older kai ABSOLUTELY builds lego sets with him and shows him all of his favourite geeky cartoons and toys he loves. ur baby is also probably gonna be in a pikachu outfit 80% of the time. OH MY GOD WAIT FAMILY HALLOWEEN COSTUJMES DHJKNJDNJ you and kai go as ash and misty and dress ur lil boy up as pikachu :'))

your little family is just so precious, and kai loves it so much. he'll do anything to protect you both and keep you happy - his lovely wife and his lil boy :')

also best man tyun,,, may need a whole post for him bcs ooh those thoughts are not getting me into heaven

[sweetheartsaku]

MY LOVEEE HAPPY GF'S DAY TO YOU!!! technically it's not august 1 for me anymore, but I wanted to greet you otherwise 🙂‍↕️

YES I CONSIDER U MY GF BC WHY WOULDN'T I??? we haven't been moots for too long, but right now I already see the lasting effects you'll have on me 😞 all positive though ofc!!! I'm starting to think that fr the best thing I've ever done was to follow u and send an ask in your inbox!!! AAAAAGH BC I WOULDN'T HAVE MET YOU IF I DIDN'T???? you wouldn't be my skibidi lovey of I didn’t</3

ever since our first interaction, i KNEWWW i had to be friends with you!!!! you were so kind and sweet, and you were just YOU!!! and that's one of the best things ik about you 🫶🏻 thank you so so much for letting me be my sappy self in your inbox bc I wouldn't have known what to do if you didn't HUAGSHWBHSHA

ANYWAY PLS KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH:( NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS I'LL ALWAYS ALWAYS BE HERE FOR U!!!! just lmk and I'll instantly be right by your side bc duh I'll cross mountains for you!!!?!?!?!?@(@?@(×[+<×[

DON'T EVER EVER STOP BEING WHO YOU ARE ML!!! don't let other people tell you otherwise bc you quite literally are one of the bestest people I've ever met!!!! not only online, but in general!!! you absolutely 100% deserve all the love in the world saku, please always take care!!!! and if you don't, I'll be here to remind you anyway 😋😋

I'M TELLING MY GRAND CHILDREN ABOUT YOU, BTW!!!! as long as they're under my roof, they'll be hearing the name saku every other minute ☝🏻and every interaction we've ever had will be hung up in a frame over my fireplace 🤗 you're legit like the peanut butter to my jam, the spoon to my fork, the barbie to my ken, the shoyo to my kageyama, AND OFCCC THE SHOTO TO MY SERO!!!!!

I'll stop now before this gets out of hand 🤝🏻 ILYSMMM SAKUUU HAPPY GF'S DAY ML MWAH MWAH MWAH<33 💙🤍🩵💙🤍🩵🤍💙🤍🩵🤍💙🤍🩵🤍

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS FRANNSSSSS :((((((((( you are the absolute sweetest oh my@#$%/ 😭😭😭😭😭/!?!??

WHAT THE POOPY I TOO AGREE WE ARE GEE EEFS AND PLANTONIC SOULMATES AND EVERYTHING AHH!!!! i could say the exact same thing abt u, u were so cute and a simple shu fic i wrote at like 4am on a random april suddenly brought me u months later D: im so grateful i stayed up writing that now 😣 AND OBVIOUSLYYYY i love when ppl get a little sappy cuz i like knowing that theyre comfortable to say it especially to me omg!?!?!

our first interaction i will ALWAYYSYSS TREASURE OMHG??? looking thru my frans tag is the best part of my day frfr, seeing u on my dash always makes me happy and giddy inside that theres an actual person and sweetheart living and breathing on this earth who talks to ME?!?!?! like i gasp a lil. i fr be giggling at our interactions at school and my friend looks at me like hes saw a demon squealing like

I WOULD OBVIOSULY CROSS MOUNTAINS OCEANS GALAXIES FOR U OMG. youre literally apart of my world and its fr been like barely a month since ive met u :(((<3

I WONT I WONT!!!!!!! :DDD i feel rly happy being ms, esp on this app no one seems to find me annoying or a yapper or too moody :(( i thank it all to ppl like u who make me feel like im supposed to me comfortable here!!!!!! you too, DESERVE THE WORLD!!! AND MORE!!!!!i lobe u sososososo much hehe<3

my next 345678 generations will be hearing ur name. over and over till they forget their own. LIKEEEE my mooties here are like the lomls AHHHH JDCNJKDSBFKDSB OF COURSE !!!!!! ur the gravity to my world like lwk😣 the sero to my sho 😞!!!!!

I LOVE YOU. LIKE SOOOOSOOSOSOO MUCH AHAUKWDHB!?!?? THANK U FOR PUTTING UR TIME INTO WRITING THIS FOR ME IM LITEERLALY GONNA HOLD UR HANDS. ILYM FRANS!!!!!!! WMAHAHAH MWAHHHHHH 💗💗💗🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💗💗💗

[dailyblumity]

OH SHIT DUDE I JUST CHECKED OUT THGE FIC YOU MENTIONED IN THE CLAIRES DRAWING AND CHECKED OUT UR OTHER FICS AND .

YOU SEE THE VISION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i am so unwell about these idiots that I made a whole-ass slideshow about them and one of the first things I wrote down on it was that beta Willow is 100% nb 🤝🤝🤝)

(also I know this sounds perhaps a little odd so absolutely /nf but do you have discord I NEED someone else to infodump about the betas with)

forgive me if any of this sounds insane it’s 4am my filter is Gone I should not be awake but the betas fuel me

beta willow is nonbinary transmasc and is on T and gets top surgery and i will die on this hill. THAT THING IS NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!

all the betas have silly genders. none of them are cis to me <3

also! here's a link to a silly art discord server i mod in that has a buncha people who also enjoy the betas! :] BAM come and join the insanity

[b1mbodoll]

don't get me wrong i'm a filthy Whore for ur enha content and i have several fav drabbles from u ... but that specific one about ghostface karina and winter ,,,,,,,,,,,,, my mind spiraled so far down i had to run laps in my living room at 4am and it's been living in my head rent free ever since

i understand where ur coming from bc that thirst was on my mind for so fucking long even after i wrote it 😵‍💫 thwnk u for takinf the time to read it nonnie <3

[hsr-texts]

I wrote this like 5 mintues ago soooo hehehehe

Oc dump brrrrr

CRYSSY - 結晶/Kesshō

Once a secretary under the 6th Fatui Harbinger, Scaramouche, to then being a researcher for Project Stigma, to where she is now assasin for the Stelleron Hunters.

Wielding a scythe she named VENOM due to the fact that anyone stuck by it gets rather badly poisoned. She calls the poison VENOM excretes as "Vermilion Death", and the effects of the poison do not appear until at least an hour after striking an enemy. Though, before VENOM, she weilded a greatsword, before then wielding a pair of pistols.

Its strage really, her personality, that is. Awfully rude and sarcastic, but then as if a switch was flicked, a motherly figure. And thats how she's been even through all the lives shes been through

In her first life, her closest friend was none other then the battle sexual Tartaglia. The same life in which she wielded a greatsword 5x her weight. Though needless to say, she had a little (a massive) Crush on Tartaglia. She was a bit aloof, kinda kind, and rather timid.

Though it wasn't long before she had died in battle, and ended up in another world by the grace of Celestia.

Her second life, one in HI3. Her closest friend this time? Shockingly it was Natasha, or Raven. Despite being a researcher, she found herself on the battle field an awful lot to the point where people mistook her as a Valkrye rather then a researcher. Having said that, she was a lot more rude and snarky at times, but over all still kept a bit of that kindess in her.

She died by the hands of the Honkai. A beast was too strong for her, and Raven wasn't with her.

SCORPIO - 蠍座/Sasoriza

She. Was. Done. This was the 3rd time the heavenly beings refused her full demise, and ultimately, gave her a 3rd chance in life, and guess what? For some ungodly reason she was forced to be immortal. Its a shocker she hasn't lost her shit yet and commited genocide considering how badly she wanted to be done with things. Though because of that, she had joined the Stelleron Hunters upon meeting Silver Wolf in Punklorde. Though she almost called her 'Bronie'. And upon meeting Blade, whooo boy... I think you can take a guess. ("I thought I fell hard for Tartaglia, but apparently I didn't know the surface level of falling for someone back then"). Her personality this time? A huge bitch. (Me irl/j) though rather sisterly to Silver Wolf, and like a daughter to Kafka, to Blade though? (How i wish he was real) Lets just say... she kinda hopes to catch his eye... (also she changed her name in hopes that the gods will forget shes cryssy and let her die)

None the less, she has been seeking these damned Gods, Hersschers, and all these heavenly beings so that she can finally, god damn lay in peace.

I think. I think i underestimated how long this was gonna be shshjsjshdoabc and i think theres a few spelling mistakes considering how i slept 4am last night and its 12am rn sooo

Otherwise tho i think you'll be seeing alot of me from here on out heheheh

Also, lots of love!!! I friggin love ur blog 💜💜💜

woahh this is very cool! thank you for sharing :D

[80sfinalgrl]

You have any horror movie recs where the solution to the film is to pull an American Gun Ownership Statistic and break out shittons of firepower to beat the monster? bonus points if it's like, otherwise normal people rather than space guys like in Alien or something similar

YES I DO AND I'M GLAD U ASKED. i also wrote this at 4am while half asleep so please forgive me if it’s mildly incoherent

10000% the og evil dead movies and the tv show. if ur gonna pick anything though i'd say army of darkness or the tv series. the show especially is VERY blood and guts heavy so if ur not into that i would avoid them except for army of darkness, which is more horror-comedy/fantasy/adventure and it is a goddamn masterpiece. the solution is almost always reaching for the shotgun with these PLUS you get to see a cool chainsaw hand. it's great

scream!!!! scary and funny and iconic and sidney prescott is a bad bitch who does what i wish every horror movie character would do which is finish off the killer the easy way. and she does it with little hesitation. queen

the thing from 1982!!! they use flamethrowers and i don't know a damn thing about guns to know if it counts but if not it's close enough. this one is heavy on the body horror so again, if ur not into that just tread carefully but it is a fantastic movie and i love it very much

i personally have not seen this one and i believe it is a little more sci-fi/action than full on horror but my bf is CONSTANTLY trying to get me to watch predator and i know that's the weapon of choice there!!!

night of the living dead!!!! classic zombie film from the 60s, i know a lot of people who find it boring but i think it's great

those are just off the top of my head but if anyone wants to reply with anything that you think is missing PLEASE feel free. it is absolutely encouraged. but i hope this list is decent enough for you <3

[combeferres-mothematics]

ANOTHER fic question hehehehe....im so interested in ur Joly sick fic actually....did he manage to diagnose himself!! Did no one believe him until he actually started showing clear symptoms and he was like "I told you so!! 🤮🤮"....and...is he gonna get better? 🥺

LKJAFSKJHLSLFHALKJFHSAGLK OKAY YOU'RE GONNA BE IN FOR A RIDE. I have not only one, but multiple (this remains to be known how many) Joly sickfics XD

Once again below a cut because... I'm scared of how many I'm going to find in my drafts- (Sickfics mayyy be my favorite thing to write)

Even the Darkest Nights will End (I shortened the title significantly here lmao) - The one I talk about the most, and thought was ALMOST done... almost 2k words ago... (Enjolras, Joly, and Grantaire are now bothering Combeferre for stickers, so idek what's happening anymore) The summery is quite old, I think I wrote it 300 words in, and with a 103 degree fever (which is how this whole fic started tbh) XD This has also been one of my pet projects since... uhh... january? so there's a LOT of lore

It starts out with him just sitting in bed trying (keyword trying) to sleep, he's already very clearly ill, He's already home tested himself for several different things, and they all came back negative, so he's very adamantly trying to convince himself that it's just a cold, nothing worse. He's banished Bossuet to a different bed in hopes that he won't get sick (He will. It's inevitable, they share EVERYTHING), and he's feeling very lonely :((

And I've noticed, at least in my experience, that anxiety about these things is SO MUCH worse when it's the middle of the night, and everyone's asleep, and you don't want to wake anyone up to talk you down from thinking it's worse than it really is. This is the really angsty part of the fic if you can't tell already XD

Plus, a little snippet, I don't think I've shared anywhere yet! (do be warned mentions of worrying about throwing up)

Enter Enjolras: He's working late, and when he sees Joly he's very worried he's getting a lecture on healthy sleep habits (I say as if I know what good sleep habits are) And then as soon as he sees that Joly's been crying he instantly launches into "Oh shit my friend is anxious time to fuss over them" mode"

He and Joly proceed to have a very nice conversation that was surprisingly theraputic to write (I may have projected just a tad), and then Enj decides he's going to get Joly a little something small to eat. at 4am. Leading to one of my favorite scenes here XD

And now we have Combeferre!! :D And Joly's feeling a bit more cheerful now that he's not alone, left to stew in his anxiety.

I forgot I wrote this, but now I'm cackling over the mental image of lost duckling Enjy

Combeferre quickly banishes Enjolras because he's hovering, and things get angsty for a minute again (NOT RELATED TO THE BANISHMENT OF ENJ)

And here's Enjolras being autistic about the way Ferre's clothes smell :)

And then everything is good again, and Joly and Enj manage to convince Ferre to give them a sticker (And then Grantaire comes in to be like "If you give me a sticker too, I won't tell any of the others you gave out stickers")

And that's where this one ends off, so far lol. Joly does in fact get better in this one :D

AND THEN WE HAVE THIS ONE :D (don't mind the title or summery, I started it after being awake for 30+ hours)

This one is nowhere near as developed as ETDNWE, but it's a Everyone Lives, No One Dies au set in canon era, about ehhhhhh, maybe 3-5 months after the barricades? I'm still researching when Cholera ended there, and I think I found that there was another, very small jump in cases around Nov. 1832 (where all of them died), but don't quote me on that, I haven't looked at those sources in a while, so I could be misremembering.

Joly ofc is very nervous when the symptoms here start, since.. Cholera. But Bossuet keeps trying to gently assure him it's going to be alright/maybe it's just anxiety

But then things are worse by morning, and Joly scares the absolute Crap out of Bossuet by refusing to tell him what he thinks he has. He KNOWS. what it is though, he's seen it enough times for there to be no mistake whatsoever.

And Bossuet proceeds to leave the house before even getting dressed (Though he does grab his hat on the way out) And heads to go to the house on Rue Plumet to find Enjolras, who ofc will know where Combeferre is, cutting down the search time significantly.

(This is indeed and Enjosette siblings au as well)

And that's about as far as I've plotted for that one. and as for if Joly will be alright... >:3 We will see. *ominous voice*

Ty for the ask!! :D I always love discussing the sickfics XD, and now I'm very workpilled for both of them, so we'll see how that goes-

[nereidprinc3ss]

OK FIRST OF ALL THE ASTEROID COMMENT MADE ME GIGGLE I LOVE *YOU*! that was so cute & funny hehe 😚

second of all again i have to say ily Again for getting it LMFAO like IM SO GLSD YOU GET IT. i was a bit nervous about sending that ask but IM SO GLAD U SEE IT & I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID YUMMMM … especially this next paragraph that i’m abt to paste:

and then some of it is just because he likes seeing how desperate she gets for him like….. use your words or ask for what you want or whatever are all said with the same unspoken messages which are you’re a grown up so act like it or remember how smart you were five minutes ago or it’s so cute when i let you talk back to me and we pretend like i can’t fix your attitude the second i decide im sick of it

SCREAMS KICKS FEET AND SCREAMS SOME MORE. LIKE GODDD I LOVE IT I DO LIKE i’m seriously your biggest fan i think cause there’s so many things i pick out that i love like for example relating to the last part of the paragraph i just pasted, it’s not in dybmn but like there’s a couple fics you wrote where it says like “he’s kissed the attitude out of you” SCREAMS AGAIN. and i also love the idea of like- like you said the whole: you were so smart 5 mins ago or you had such an attitude or i thought you didn’t need this OMG THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF RELAX WHEN HE WAS LJKE. it seems like you don’t want it OMFGGG LIKE ITS SO DELICIOUSLY COCKY TO ME I DONT KNOW SORRY SUE ME. or again in ur other fics where like in dead of night omfg where she goes that was embarrassing and he’s all “next time we’ll make sure you don’t come at all to even it out” i am literally kicking my feet right now omg. and then she goes no i take it back and he’s like “i thought you might” ummmmm i think you need me in your life.

i just completely agree with everything in that paragraph & i can’t wait to see it incorporated more! like he doesn’t want to overwhelm her bc she’s very insecure but also loves her and that inexperience and teasing her and he Loves watching her reaction to that teasing too & her getting flustered OMGi. could keep going but this is so SO long i’m sorry lover 😭 your blog is my roman empire i am telling you i really could keep going on this i dissect your works like i’m in class and this is my latest thesis it’s that serious 😭 this is 4am brainrot so sorry if it doesn’t make sense and sorry again this is SO LONG. love u lots cutie thanks again 🩷

go on for as long as you want your mind is so powerful ily so bad

you literally said it all like i can’t even elaborate that’s how much you ate

I LOVE COCKY SPENCER SO MUCH I LOVE CONFIDENT SPENCER SO MUCH i love writing little moments like that because in my mind it’s character growth😭 like he normally in the show doesn’t have a lot of confidence but the right person would actually make him feel so much better about himself in a healthy way and he would just be happier and more assertive and djiefiwow idk idk thank you for blessing me with your thoughts

[clairenatural]

destiel, some sort of au, 1.4k of pre-marriage stress turned to fluff that I wrote at 4am. enjoy!

There’s a knock on the bathroom door, and Dean jerks his head up towards it.

Don’t be Cas, don’t be Cas, don’t be—

“Dean?” Cas calls.

Fuck.

He debates telling him to go away. He debates not answering. Neither will work.

“Sam send you?” He settles for instead, and he hates how shaky his voice sounds.

“Yes.”

“I told him not to.”

“I know. We decided I should come anyway.”

Dean almost laughs at that—at that absurd response to this absurd situation. It comes out more like a cough. He stares down at his dress pants, his shoes. They’re new. It’s all new.

When he speaks again, his voice is soft, and he refuses to look at the door. “What are we doing here, man?”

There’s a sigh from the other side. “Theoretically, we’re getting married, but—” a soft thump, as Cas leans against the wood, “—I suppose that’s really up to you.”

Dean grimaces. There’s no anger in his fiancé’s voice. No malice. Concern, maybe, but he’s doing a good job wrangling it back into the same even tone he uses with his panicked undergrads. Dean hates it, being talked to like some scared kid, but he is hiding in a bathroom at his own wedding, so. He suspects he deserves it.

“I’m sorry,” he mumbles, so quietly he’s not sure if Cas will hear him. For a long minute, the only response he gets is the swish of fabric as the other man slides down the door, the telltale clacking of dress shoes as he situates himself on the hardwood. Then—

“I love you,” Cas starts, and it’s so much more than Dean deserves at the moment that he suddenly feels like he might cry. “You know that, right?”

Dean blinks. “I—yeah. Yeah, of course I do.” He shifts, and suddenly the toilet seat is digging uncomfortably into his thighs. “I love you, too.”

“Good,” there’s another soft thump as Cas leans his head back against the door, and Dean hates how relieved he sounds. “Okay. So—” his voice is less steady, now, and a pang of guilt shoots through Dean’s chest. What is he doing. “If you don’t want to do this, we won’t.”

Dean had already pushed himself off the toilet seat, but now he freezes. “What?”

“We can go home, right now. We won’t get the deposits back, but I’m sure our guests would enjoy the free party, and we—”

“Wait,” Dean has crossed the room, now. “You’d do that for me?” There’s a piece of Cas’ coat peeking under the door frame. Dean stares at it. “And we’d—”

“Order pizza, and pretend it’s a normal Saturday, and talk about this in the morning.” It’s not the we’d be fine he was hoping for, but it’s better than he expected.

Dean sighs and turns, mirroring Cas in sliding down his own side of the door to settle on the tile floor. “You deserve so much better than that, man.”

He knows Cas is tilting his head. “Is that what this is about? What I deserve?”

Dean pauses. “No,” he lies.

“Okay. Is it about what you deserve?”

“Don’t psychoanalyze me,” Dean snaps, and then immediately feels like the scum of the Earth.

Cas’ weary sigh will haunt him for the rest of his days. “I’m not. I’m just—I want to understand.”

I want to understand why you’re hiding in a bathroom on our wedding day. Why you’re doing this to me. To us.

Yeah, Dean does too.

Before he can respond there’s a flurry of footsteps, followed by a rushed whisper and what sounds like gesturing before the footsteps recede.

“Sam?” he hazards a guess.

“He’s just worried.”

“He always is.” Dean pauses. “Are guests getting worried, too?”

“…Yes,” Cas answers slowly, and then too quickly. “But they don’t matter. This isn’t about them.”

Dean groans, pulls his knees up to his chest, and buries his face in his hands. “’Course they matter,” he grumbles into his palms. “That’s why we’re here,” by here he means the fancy mansion estate Naomi had wanted them to rent.

“Dean, you know I would have married you in a courthouse.” He sounds puzzled, now, which is at least a nice departure from exhausted/crushed/dangerously calm.

Dean does not know. “What?”

Cas hums. “Or in a roadside chapel. Or in one of those Vegas Elvis churches.”

He feels incredibly dumb for not knowing this.

Cas is still talking. “And I would have waited 5, 10 years.” He pauses, thinking. “20, even.” 

Dean feels a little breathless. “You were serious, earlier? When you said…if I say no, we’ll go home. Just like that, everything’s cool?”

“Just like that,” Cas agrees. “Although ‘cool’ is a strong word.” At least he’s being honest. He takes a deep breath before continuing. “My point is, Dean, that I am already yours in every way that matters, and I will remain so for as long as you’ll have me. Wedding today or not.”

Dean groans and leans his head back against the door. “That simple, huh?” he grumbles, even as his brain is yelling yes, it is.

“I think that’s part of the point,” comes the reply, and there’s a smile in his voice for the first time in the conversation.

“...Me too,” Dean replies after a beat, and it’s as soft as his earlier apology but this time he knows Cas can hear him. “You gotta know that, Cas.”

“I do,” Cas confirms, and it’s less unsure than Dean was afraid it would be.

Dean starts to smile back but catches himself, instead dragging a hand across his face, because despite these warm fuzzies—“You’re still gonna regret this.” It’s a neutral remark. Like a fact.

He can almost hear the eye roll.

“You’ve been saying that for our entire relationship, and yet I am not the one hiding from our wedding in the bathroom,” Cas replies, and Dean would call him out for being a smartass if he didn’t have an irritatingly valid point.

“Yeah, but—” he starts a futile attempt to argue, but Cas cuts him off.

“I could sit here and list off all the reasons why I’m here—why I’m choosing to be here—but I have some very well thought-out vows on the subject—” Dean is suddenly acutely aware of the paper tucked into his own suit jacket “—and I’m prepared to spend the rest of our lives convincing you that you deserve me, and I deserve you, and we deserve us.”

And that…..that actually sounds pretty good.

Okay.

Okay, yeah.

He rolls this over in his head for a moment before nodding and preparing to stand, to apologize, to—something. But Cas obviously takes the silence as there being something (else) wrong, because after a few seconds of shuffling his fingers slide under the door.

He’s (awkwardly, as much as the tight space will allow) holding his engagement ring.

He took off his engagement ring, and now he’s giving it back, and Dean’s not sure what could have gone horribly wrong in those few seconds of silence but this is obviously the other shoe dropping, already¸ and—

“Will you marry me?” Cas asks, voice muffled from where his face is obviously pressed against the wood.

Dean freezes. He stares at the ring. He remembers buying it. He remembers giving it to Cas in the first place. And now he's hiding in the bathroom on their wedding day and his perfect dork of a fiancé, who he will never deserve but who loves him so much anyway, is...proposing back.

He picks it up and puts it on his own finger, and it looks out of place and it doesn’t fit right, but suddenly he’s grinning so much that he doesn’t care. He stands quickly and yanks the door open, then reaches down to pull his startled fiancé up off the floor and into his arms.

“Yes?” Cas asks, pushing back just enough to be able to breathe, and suddenly the whole weight of the situation hits Dean at once. His grin falters.

“Yes—yeah, of course. I’m giving you the ring back, obviously, but—Christ, Cas, I’m so sorry, I don’t—”

Cas puts a finger to his lips, cutting off the babbling. “Wedding first, apologies after.”

Dean nods. Cas lets his hand drop but Dean catches it, presses a kiss to his fingertips, and links it with his own. He takes a deep breath, lets it out slowly. Cas reaches out for his face with his free hand and smooths his thumb over Dean’s cheekbone.

“I love you,” he says, very seriously.

“I know,” Dean smiles, and it’s only a bit nervous. He risks leaning down to press a kiss to Cas’ forehead. “Come on." When he steps away he also steps forward, tugging Cas by the hand down the upstairs hallway. “Let’s go get married.”

[tyunni]

txt when you call them bro !

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a/n: i wrote this at 4am instead of finishing my other drafts, are you proud of me??? this was ib by an nct one but im not too sure who it was by. genre: fluff, crack. warnings: cursing, not proof read, some slip ups, english isnt my first language!!

yeonjun (연준)

slowly turns his head towards you menacingly, just str8 up looks scary as fuck. stares at you like ⊙.☉ for a little while and then finally speaks up.

is and looks visibly disgusted by your choice of words.

"bRoO?????"

literally acts so offended and dramatic for no reason, and he won't let you live it down for a little while.

whines. whines. whines.

"i'm literally your BOYFRIEND. you're supposed to call me darling, baby, love of your life, sunshine..."

lists off all the endearing nicknames that have ever been created, even makes up his own along the way.

"fruitloops, wait thats cute i'll add that to my 'nicknames to call y/n' list... anyways where was i?? right-"

doesn't really dislike it, actually quite the opposite !! and he makes sure to let you know - after he finishes whining and being a baby - that you can call him bro whenever you want.

finds it amusing and cute when you spam his phone with a bunch of 'BRO's (yes in all caps) when you want to show him something you found that made you excited, or simply just a dumb meme you thought was funny.

soobin (수빈)

smiles.... but is confused.

doesn't really mind??? like i feel like he wouldn't really care about it much, but will definitely notice when you use it.

but thats mostly bcuz u usually call him cute nicknames (or absurd ones) and he isn't quite used to it yet.

the first time you reffered to him as "bro" tho,,,, he thought he did something wrong T-T

like you weren't officially in a relationship yet, but you two were a thing, so... he was just overthinking a little.

like what could he have done to go from "your future boyfriend" to "bro"

it was pretty easy for you to notice that he was taken aback by it. like anyone with eyes could see that-

mf just stood there, as stiff as a tree, with a confused expression on his face, staring off into the distance.

looks like this meme:

you're just like

"...u okay??"

but since communication is key & soobin is well aware of that,

he just straight up asks you if he did anything wrong, but when you reassure him that he didn't and u just felt like calling him bro he visibly relaxes

"oh okAy!! ｡◕‿◕｡"

hasn't really had a huge reaction after that, but he's still a tiny bit awkward with it.

beomgyu (범규)

u were friends before dating & you always used such terms as "dude" and "bro" a lot, so he doesn't really care and is quite used to it,

actually really likes it when you call him bro, will also call you bro back (if ure comfortable ofc)

this is u two on a daily basis:

will usually use it ironically or something, but when you two are alone having ur moment (which happens quite frequently) he's all about the pet names. calls you "baby, "mine", "my sunshine", "doll face" AND IM LITERALLY GETTING CARRIED AWAY-

anyways if you two are being intimate & you call him 'bro' he's going to whine and scold you for ruining the moment, but his pout soon turns into a grin because he just can't stay mad at you when you look so cute

(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っget me a beom please....

but sometimes just to be a tease, he acts really hurt.

you: "bRO YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUS- are u okay??" beom: "bro, huh...? i see how it is..."

literally turns his back on you, and starts walking away, dragging his feet extra dramatically, because he wants to make it clear that he's just joking around.

please don't let him leave and jump on his back, throw a pillow at him or something, he wants to get a reaction out of you :((

so yeah he's fine with it, and likes it a lot.

taehyun (태현)

another one that doesn't really care, but teases you.

HE TEASES YOU SO MUCH OMG even more than beomgyu‼️

if a "bro" slips out of ur mouth youre done for, he won't shut up the entire day about it. or maybe the entire week. this is your punishment sorry y/n </3

one time when you accidentally said it, he kept on referring to you as "bro" the entire date.

if you go to a cafe or a restaurant, he's just gonna....

"oh, can i have one milkshake with two straws for me and my bro here??? thank you."

and you just stare at him in disbelief, even the waiter is kinda confused-

"hey bro can you pass me the salt?" "thanks, bro!!"

even when you're around the members, GOD HE'S SO ANNOYING !!!

"yeah, i'm going to the store you want anything, bro??"

& when beomgyu answers instead of you, thinking that taehyun is talking to him

"no, not you!!! i'm talking to y/n!!!"

the second he sees you take off your slipper and throw it at him out of embarrassment, he quickly shuts the door on his way out, your shoe hitting the wood with a not-so-quiet thud, as he scrams away with a tiny scream.

you have to beg him to stfu or else he isn't giving in 🤢🤢✋🏻 and also maybe a few kisses will do the trick... bully tyun, we love to see it !!!!!

huening kai (휴닝카이)

"bRO?!?!1?"

"y/n am i a bad boyfriend or something? did i do something wrong ?? :( call me your baby!!!!"

annoys the shit out of you the entire day by poking you, aggressively shaking you, messing up your hair, if you don't call him a cute nickname.

but you're just refusing to do so bcuz teasing him is fun and he looks cute when he's frustrated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"you're so mean :((((((((( im hurt"

fake cries cuz he likes to be an ass like that 😒😒

at first he would prefer it if you called him something lovey dovey, but the more you use it, the more he likes it.

starts calling you bro too, because he's the type of boyfriend to kinda emulate his s/o's habits.

lowkey kinda shys away from calling the members "bro" because now he feels like it's too intimate???

even though it's not???

i don't have anything else to say, he'll just grow fond of any nickname you use on him, as long as it's you!!

©tyunni please do not repost or translate my work, thank you.

[batzcrazy]

thank u for answering the other ask!!! what’s ur thots on a casual day spent with jason? :)

hello! ended up writing a little something for this^^ sorry that it's a bit later than intended

warnings: injury mentions, cheeky jason, cheesy stuff

short hcs to share first

pulls up whenever he feels like it tbh

hes considerate of your time and space but sometimes he does feel like just being around you so . his need for company wins

always tries to bring you something he thinks you'd like

(it's either sweet and sentimental or the stupidest thing you've ever seen because he thought it was really fucking funny)

sprawls out like he lives there and tbh he sort of does

it's weird how him being there enhances the environment? like he belongs there all the time

even when he's covered in the worst injuries you've seen in awhile (and you live in gotham so ??)

he doesn't necessarily like coming by when he's injured but sometimes he's gotta do it

and your presence is comforting so he feels less like he's about to throw up

enjoys a variety of things (never shares because why would he? but it's nice to think that you'd know what he likes if no one else)

a little something i did (please excuse any mistakes i wrote this at 4am)

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Jason graces your apartment with his presence in the afternoon; 2pm on a Sunday. It's a change to his usual night drop ins, but you find you don't mind.

Especially since he's shown up in sweatpants, sneakers, and a loose hoodie.

"Hey there sunshine," He says, already crossing the living room and dropping a plastic bag on the coffee table. "Brought you something. Thought you might like it."

"Hey yourself Todd," You say, nudging his knee with your foot. It's your odd way of greeting him. He nudges your foot back. "What is it?"

"It's a surprise!"

"Todd."

You've never really been one for his surprises. Particularly the ones that start with him half dead at your doorstep and end with him passed out on your bed to sleep off the pain.

You'd find blood and dirt in the tiles of your bathroom for days and would be immediately reminded of the way he'd softly groan when you swiped a little too hard at a cut.

"Sorry," You'd say, at least 20 times.

" 'S fine doll." He'd mumble back, a little more asleep than the last 20 times he's said it.

But anyway, before he disappears somewhere into your apartment, he leans over to press a kiss to your lips, humming softly when you cup his cheeks. His stomach is warm and his head is spinning with a new emotion.

"Just check it out!"

Reaching into the bag, you find items probably stolen from the batcave. Under that, you find donuts from the little shop downtown. They're Justice League themed.

"...Really?"

Jason pops his head in, grinning, "Yeah, I thought they looked funny."

You frown, picking up a bat shaped Something. "No, not those. This?"

He only laughs, taking it from you and spinning it between his fingers, "Cool, right?" He pauses, lips forming a soft pout. "Wanna watch Mean Girls?"

You squint your eyes and click your tongue at the smirk on his face. "Todd."

"I'll return them!" He can't fight the way the corners of his lips quirk up when you glare at him. "Probably. He won't notice anyway. So what do you say, hm?"

He kisses your nose, your cheek, the corner of your eyes, your forehead, in a feverish way; Like he can't get enough (and that would be true).

"Fine," You relent, between kisses. "Jason, I said okay!"

"Yeah," He mumbles, kissing you a little harder each time than the last. "I know, just one more."

One more turns into five more, which turns into ten more, which turns into no more Mean Girls for at least an hour or so.