#i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids

[sohannabarberaesque]

Once Scooby-Doo and crew deal with it, such will be revealed to be another such scam exposed to the proverbial air and sunlight, right down to the lead perp's claiming "those meddlesome kids" only threw a wrench into the plan to hand.

Walt McDougall in the Boston Post, Massachusetts, August 24, 1902

[mykelneedssleep]

This TikTok but The Penumbra Podcast

Transcribed for those that either can't or don't want to watch the whole thing:

"Your Honor, my client was simply standing on business" - Juno Steel "Your Honor, my client didn't know that was illegal" - Rita "Your Honor, my client was rapping the lyrics as the artist intended" - Mick Mercury "Your Honor, respectfully, you weren't fucking there" - Vespa Ilkay "Your Honor, my client was hitting them folks" - M'tendere "Your Honor, my client did not do that shit!" - Sasha Wire "Your Honor, my client's the powerhouse of the cell" - The Cure Mother Prime "Your Honor, my client would like to plead Gemini" - Buddy Aurinko "Your Honor, my client was thinking of that one girl from 2019" - Peter Nureyev (for the entirety of season 2) "Your Honor, my client was simply going goblin mode" - Jet Sikuliaq "Your Honor, my client's Mexican, he can say it" - [I literally can't think of one so this one doesn't have one] "Your Honor, my client turned himself into a fucking pickle" - The Ruby 7 "Your Honor, my client thought the Xbox mic was muted" - Cecil Kanagawa "Your Honor, if drinking bathwater is illegal you can lock me up too" - Julian DiMaggio "Your Honor, my client would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these meddling kids" - Ramses O'Flaherty "Your Honor, who am I? "Oh, guilty! Guilty!" dumb fuck" - Brock Engstrom "Your Honor, what does convict mean?" - Peter Nureyev *Donald Trump impression* "Your Honor, my client is the most innocent client" "Your Honor, you're a great Honor. You're the best Honor." "Some would say the most innocent. I walked in here and I said "wow, he looks innocent."" - *Former Hyperion City Mayor, Mx. Pilot Pereyra's PR team* [Seriously these people really had their jobs cut out for them cause wtf? homie did so much illegal shit during their candidacy and the whole city just went "that's our mayor"] "Your Honor, that's cap" - Slip Jackson "Your Honor, you're kinda being a d-bag right now" - Alessandra Strong "Uh, Your Honor, what the fuck!?" - Miasma "Your Honor, my client was hittin' the dougie" - Nova Zolotovna

When I tell you making this took me so long, I mean that incredibly literally (fr in the time it took me to write the whole thing and caption the sections on the actual video I listened to an entire TAZ: Balance episode) but I think it's funny so it's worth it

[disniq]

GHOST JAY GHOST JAY GHOST JAY

GHOST JAY! 👻👻👻

Listen, I am definitely slightly out of it with illness rn, but I'm just saying that the overarching plot of season 3 works just fine if you take out the forced Red Hood parts and switch it out for a scooby doo type mystery hijinks instead lol

Crane: "And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

[maguro13-2]

Legacy of Shinra ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Chapter 1 [Epilogue]

[Epilogue 2/Game Over - Hideaki Kobayashi]

Kimial Diehl : Phew! I'm glad that's over with. We manage to get the real Gorgon Sisters in no time! Thanks for your all help.

Axel : No problem! Anytime, anywhere. Once that some things are needed to get done, you got the right stuff about it. Who knew that those Gorgon jerks were attempting of putting the world in danger?

Ventus : Obviously, that's their problem. They knew exactly about the Kusakabe Legacy. They wanted to destroy the legacy so that Shinra would be totally upset and Maka's hatred would be fueling her heart to Darkness. That's the reason Master Xenahort had the icing on the cake, the Gorgon Sisters can face punishment with any state government for the rest of their lives.

Medusa : Says to you, I was so close of destroying the devil's legacy. The men of his influence made humanity and witches being an arrogant ass to the species after creating what, heartlesses? So I created a heartless doppelganger of my own and has a strong need for chaos. But we are just pathetic losers that are a bunch of slaves to witchkind!

Shaula : All we wanted to do was to have some fun around the planet, do some traveling, get a degree, and letting Shinra's "Son" to think we did all of this?! Oh god, we really hated that "Devil is a Lie" guy!

Ashley : Oh, rookie! Let's go, the three of you! I'm taking you into custody with the Massachusetts State Police so that they could never let you get away!

Arachne : True that! Destroying the Devil's legacy would've been perfect!

Medusa : And we the Gorgon Sisters would've gotten away with everything too...

Axel : If it weren't for those "Meddling Detectives".

Gorgon Sisters : ....?

Axel : It's a line reference from one of them old cartoons from the past, a villain knows his or her lines after their defeat. Got it memorized?

Medusa : (sobs) I really hate you all, so much!

Axel : So now, tell me. Where is your kid name Crona? Have you seen that Kid somewhere before? That genderless kid was in a land called "Nevada" in which he or she used to attend at a fictional school called Death Weapon Meister Academy, aka The DWMA. Turns out that the school only for the sake of the Kusakabe Legacy. So where is your kid Crona? And I want answers now.

Medusa : Crona? What are you talking about? We never had a kid named "Crona". In fact, that genderless child is not even our child at all. We don't even like that emo kid!

Ventus : Hey, here's a hint. How bout the three of you needed to shut the hell up? I do not like to repeat myself. Answer my questions, or I'll have that bullsh** of yours get taken out! If Crona wasn't your kid, then who was he or she with him? Answer me now!

~ To be Continued in Chapter 2 ~

[noahwgerlach]

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids. 😒

This is a callout post for my friend Noah G. who tried to assasinate my other friend with a so called “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.” My other friend (who is a beautiful darling Angel) is SO SCARED of peanuts and their assorted products that, if consumed in her general vicinity, her blood will stop moving and she will DIE!!! DO YOU HEAR THIS YOU BASTARD? YOUR (attempted) MURDER MOST FOUL WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. THE DEVIL WILL SHED A TEAR WHEN HE SEES WHATS COMING TO YOU!!!1!

[kiwismoon]

y’all got me, i’ve been duped, I’m secretly Misha Collins, I don’t know how you ever saw through my cleverly thought out disguise, I darn thought I did good but I guess not, Jasmine isn’t real at all y’all cracked the code. me, i am misha. yes. that’s it. i can’t believe ya done it.

[argothiathedreamer]

I'm gonna sound super ridiculous but bear in mind I am TIRED and should be asleep right now but I have to get this out:

I, in my travels, came across some folks talking about the ages of the Scooby gang in the New Scooby and Scrappy show and most people were like 'college age, 19 to 22 or thereabouts' BUT point of order: Margret 'Maggie' 'Sugie' Rogers is Shaggy's MUCH younger sister, in A Pup Named Scooby Doo Sugie is a BABY she's maybe two and Shaggy is 11-ish meaning Shaggy is around nine years older than Sugie and in the episode Wedding Bell Boos of the New Scooby and Scrappy show, the wedding in question is SUGIE'S, conclusion: Shaggy is at LEAST 27 in the New Scooby and Scrappy show.

Because Sugie would have to be at least 18 to get married.

Boom! Mystery solved. And those meddling kids would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for me!

[killjoywithapen13]

lol it's me @crystalisprincess and i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids

Dun dun dun unexpected turn of events

[dragon-girls-stuff]

And I would've gotten away with it too if weren't for those meddling kids!!!!

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[little-yugi-muto-rp]

And maybe a bit of "I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids."

i haven’t seen memory world but i have been informed that this is what akhnadin is like