#i would strangle that man
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ya bitch is rewatching lockwood and co for at least the ninth time lmfao
i am a norrie×lucy×paul truther. norries a lesbian and pauls a silly little hetero and they are bros with each other and take turns making out with their bisexual girlfrwind
anyone who disagrees... fair jsut dont be a dick :c
#lockwood and co#cot3#lucy carlyle#anthony lockwood#george karim#george cubbins#lockwood & co#norrie white#paul bell#a himbo#his lesbian best friend#and their disaster bisexual girlfriend#i love them#arararararraarrararar#im incapable of emoting in a normal way so i just end up#yipping#and yapping#like a feral chihuahua#WHEN I CATCH YOU JACOBS#JACOBS WHEN I CATCH YOU JACOBS#i would strangle that man#for a dorito you found on the ground#i would strangle him for a dirty floor dorito#same to mrs carlyle#also#lucys so cute in the first ep#so is george#and locky too i suppose#gods i love them so much#i am so fucking gay
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#i hate his fuckign guyuvfgfjkegrhkevfblsjd#i'm so sick of thinking abt him LEAVE MEALONEEE#and i can't talk abt anything either bc it's so embarrassingjshfkdvjdksbd#WHY IS HE CLIMBING THE SELFSHIP RANKS GO BACK TO BEING JUST SOME GUYYY😭😭😭😭😭#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#most evil man in the world#he'd love the crashout so much i wanna strangle him#also would love a kiss to the temple but that is SO besides the point#bsjejegdkkdbwkehfkkdbdjsv#forever cursing ari for convincing me to watch blue lock#mayor of loserville
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gristol “amputees can’t fish” malik
leaked footage gristol and loboto working together before ps1
#dr loboto#caligosto loboto#gristol malik#psychonauts 2#psychonauts 2 spoiler#gristol should be lucky he isnt real because i would strangle him if he fif#trainofthought#mannnnnnnnnnnnnn god this game is so good tho#gristol is also so gaslight gatekeep girlboss except hes a cis man#yknow what im saying??????????#i have an entire collection of weird yt comments like this btw#just now realized i didnt color in the belt. 2 late
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Me whenever this scene comes up


#velvet is better than me bc i wouldve started strangling his ass as soon as he got the fraud part out#then when he started to weasel out of going to jail by saying he had a “change of heart” i wouldve drop kicked him then & there#like did bro really think the justice system would be like “oh ok nvm just let him go then” after he said he was sorry#but then again they let the chef and bergans run free so troll logic kinda fluctuates depending on the movie#also one more thing before i stfu#what was the reason for that moment between floyd & ven at the end if he & the rest were just gonna watch them get arrested anyway#like the whole reason viva & bridget became friends was bc bergans had w change of heart and agreed not to eat trolls anymore#but no the gay man and his sister are the ones who have to go to jail#like im surprised they didnt keep veneer and let velvet go to jail 💀#ok im done bye#can you tell who im biased against#also if i got any of this wrong pls refresh me i haven't watched the 2nd movie and its been a bit since i first saw the 1st movie#dont yell at me ;-;#velvet and veneer
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cw // tattoos, piercings
why are they so loud about liking blondes .... i haven't slept in months pLEASE (<- not a blonde enjoyer)
even the version thats not in DOL universe likes blondes too 😭😭😭
slight cameo of whitney the faithful that belongs to moosen/jdolh !! (no tag cause its just smol cameo 😭)
#WHY ARE YOU THREE MAKING THINGS SO DIFFICULT#STRANGLES ALL THREE ERI#PLEASE LET ME SLEEP#LET ME REST#I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN MONTHS !!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN LOUD IN MY HEAD#<- actually sounds like a crazy person#like these three would start crawling all over the walls in my head#whenever i read some random media#and it has a blond haired man/woman#ESPECIALLY LOUD if the blond haired man/woman have red eyes#im tired of this !!!#LET ME FUCKING SLEEP DAMMIT#STOP KEEPING MY UP WITH IDEAS I CANT KEEP UP!!!!!!!!#oh and also its such a surprise i draw whitney so much because if i met whitney irl#he's getting pepper sprayed idc#but these three like him#so i cant complain ERBFHJERBHFBERF#dol#dol related#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#eri the orphan#eri (oc)#ERI I DID NOT MAKE YOU A BLOND LOVER#WHAT HAPPENED THAT MADE YOU A BLOND LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#fan art#art#mine#my fan art#my art
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The fact that A League of Their Own isn't even trending rn is honestly the worst. We lost so much but it seems like no one cares. Queer media just took a huge punch to the gut in the middle of a crowded street and y'all are just passing by.
What the hell guys, we have to DO something. Go rb posts, post your own stuff, rewatch the damn thing, anything except silence. It isn't that hard, and it will do you and the community way more good than just quiet disappointment.
Things can't stay like this, we can't let it, not again.
#I swear to god I would like to strangle a prime video executive with my bare hands#but the issue is that it's not only prime video#christ they just keep doing it#we can't just say “oh well what a shame. guess I have to contend myself with fucking Red White and Royal Blue or smth#(nothing against Red White and Royal Blue)#And then move on with our lives as if they aren't erasing the wonderful work and stories of so many queer and poc voices#like it's nothing#just... fucking hell man. not again#ALOTO#sag strike#wga strike#amazon#a league of their own#prime video
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Literally someone put me out of my misery what the FUCK
#pattering on the roof#shaking him like a RAGDOLL#WRINGING HIS NECK WHAT THE HELL#I just. I just. imagine ppl noticing that he does this when talking to u more frequently……… I would strangle him#icy ass glare bc he’s trying to wheedle u back into bed in the morning w a pout and baby talk 😒#char.🌧 jing yuan#JNDKCNSKF HES SO ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER CODED MAN……….#HOW MUCH DO U THINK HE DID THIS W THE QUINTET LMFAOOOOO#okay sorry I’m done spamming yall abt him I swear 🤐
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If I were Domovoi Butler, and I had very recently woken up on the kitchen floor because my twelve-year-old boss tricked me into drinking drugged champagne after a siege (by technologically advanced enemies) of the manor I was in charge of protecting had resulted in myself very nearly dying and my baby sister being in imminent danger of death by giant monster, and after we had successfully released the sentient alien creature (from a race that could easily go invisible) that we had kidnapped (and committed psychological torture on) in exchange for a large chunk of money, and I heard movement from an unknown entity upstairs while my sister was still unconscious and my boss was talking about Santa Clause of all things, and then my boss waved my concerns away, I would simply quit immediately.
#artemis fowl#domovoi butler#like... the end of book 1 from butler's perspective is fucking WILD#props to the man for not actually putting his gun away until he did see (and presumably confirmed the identity of) Angeline Fowl#but like... what a fuckin day y'know?#an hour ago he'd debated strangling artemis and now the kids like 'oh no it's fine that there's random movement upstairs after we've#-- pissed of an entire society and stole their money and threatened to expose them and kidnapped their staff and angered their commander an#-- know they can hack our computers AND go invisible AND sent in a scout we weren't aware of AND nearly killed you and your sister!'#i would have Lost My Shit
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really obsessed with soulmate au’s recently and it got me thinking… what if john’s soulmate was part of the boys? a girl trying to kill him with an entire group of people also trying to kill him… and he’s fated to her? could picture him finding out and just putting his hands on his hips while turning his back to her and doing that click chuckle thing. just in utter disbelief but it is definitely on track for fate’s little play with him and his life lolol
Oohhh, you know, I've never played much with the soulmate au concept, but this struck me just right because I can so clearly see the slow, building meltdown that strikes him when that reveal drops.
The mirthless laugh, shaking his head, the hapless gesture to the ceiling before his hands drop. "Of course. Of course it's you. Why wouldn't it be? I mean—Christ, it makes sense, doesn't it? Every single person who was supposed to love me has-has fucked it, so why—" he keeps cutting into this escalating, unsettling laughter. There's nothing funny about it: you're sure that you're watching someone lose the last shred of their sanity in real time. "Why would my 'soulmate'-", he says, miming big, dramatic quotation marks. "-be any different?" That manic grin has shifted into tight baring of his teeth, a vicious sneer. He closes in on you, stands so near you can feel the heat of his breath when he hisses, "I should put you in the fucking dirt with the rest of them."
It should be terrifying, but it's hard to focus on anything other than the glassiness of his eyes. The sheer devastating heartbreak of it all, telegraphed clear as day in the way he carries himself. His eyes flare red, sizzling up the tears before they can fall. "And then you really will be all alone," you say. Maybe it's the hopelessness of the moment, maybe it's the shock of learning for yourself that he's supposed to be your one and only, but you feel numb. Frayed in a way you didn't know you could be. The crimson light of his eyes disappears in an instant, revealing surprise, followed by a wounded kind of look, before that familiar seething rage returns. "We'll see about that."
#oh man i could get carried away with this real easy#i did here lbr#i guess it's up to the author just how connected soulmates are and how that kind of reveal happens#idk i'm a baby to the genre#but it would be very fun to write a situation where HL wants to strangle them just as much as he wants to snuggle up in their lap#they're at odds in every conceivable way but there is this soul deep pull to one another#coming to terms with the fact passion is the root of BOTH hatred and love#also the idea that HL was sincerely holding out hope all this time that his One Perfect Person was out there waiting for him wounds ME#only to be struck down by the realization that oh they ALSO want him dead#aaaaaaAAAAAAA#i'm sorry i'm so rambly today lmao thank you for the ask!!! i'm gonna have brain worms all day#darling anon#ask and you shall receive#homelander x reader#homelander x you#soulmate au#my writing
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evidence that buck is The Babygirl of this entire show and 100% wants to be ordered around and maybe pegged a little bit. as a treat.
#screenshots do not do his strangled choke JUSTICE this man was DROOLING GUYS#not that i blame him because hoo boy i too would let lucy donato grab me by the chin and kiss me silly#911#911 abc#911 show#buck buckley#evan buck buckely#evan buckley#lucy donato
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Brian molko performing teenage angst live in Brixton 98
#watch this video boy its cinema#its me boy the placebo album speaking to you inside your brain#the cigarette the little outfit the hair the filmography#cinematography. i mean.#also watch black eyed the live one with holes in his shirt. presumably he was like yeah the nipple holes will add to the performance.#trust me. he wasnt wrong if im being honest#god i would strangle a man to see placebo live#COME TO NEW ZEALAND#please brian.#not mcr#placebo#brian molko#teenage angst#brian molko moment
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Reading Batgirl 2000 is making me want to write a Dark Batman fic.
#as a Stephanie Brown fan I thought I understood the worst parts of Bruce Wayne#but jesus christ the way he treats Cass in this comic is infuriating#no fucking wonder she decides perfect for a year is better than a life of mediocrity#the girl with no family who can barely communicate and you've shown zero interest in interacting with outside of Batman#doesn't give a shit about her secret identity?#NO SHIT#WHY SHOULD SHE???#And your response to her making a 'mistake'#(one that literally any other bat would have intentionally chosen to make by the way)#is to take her away from the one person who's making any sort of attempt to give her a sense of identity#i will strangle this man#like i barely even have to do anything he's already doing the dark shit for me in canon#i read comics#batgirl 2000#anti bruce wayne#cassandra cain#batgirl#batgirl ii#also glad to say that batgirl 2000 is actually as good as everyone says it is :)#the art isn't my favorite and I'm going to throttle bruce but I love the way Cass is characterized it's so fucking good
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i have takes on mouthwashing that would lead to the majority of its fandom to throttle me i think
#like actually no i dont trust daisuke or swansea or curly with my drink! why would i assume that#this is the same shit that leads people to go like “oh [insert famous person here] is a freak but my fave would NEVER!!!”#like im gonna fucking strangle you you dont know that#im gonna need everyone to leave anya alone forever and more importantly stop fuCKING SHIPPING HER#GOD FORBID ANY PIECE OF MEDIA EXIST WITHOUT THE NEED TO SMASH ANY TWO CHARACTERS TOGETHER#curly knew and stood by jimmy and swansea learned later on and did nothing and i just do not think daisuke would have done anything either#i dont think that this story would have ended well regardless of which man anya decided to confide in#and also why is it anyas fault for not choosing the right man to speak to CURLYS THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!! HE HAD RESPONSIBILITY!!!#ok i dont actually care about mouthwashing THAT hard i just feel like im going insane whenever content for it comes across my feed or somet#because holy shit why am i the only sane one here
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i dont talk about alter ritsuka much bc the verse is just so barebones due to my lack of lostbelt knowledge but honestly alter ritsuka is such a crazy thing to me bc hes everything ritsuka doesnt want to be. altsuka is the manifestation of all the despair and resentment that ritsuka was so close to giving into in his journey countless times (of course in canon he doesnt). but in some messed up world, there exists a ritsuka that lost everything and ultimately decided to go on a fuckin warpath because nothing matters anymore? yeah. yeah.
like imagine how he feels being summoned to a prime version of himself that's still fighting and everything is going way better in this world.
#✦ WHEN the dawn is buried. (ooc.)#if u play ffxiv think of fandaniel but maybe less unhinged#altsuka is still pretty unhinged ngl but hes so apathetic and just ready to let it all go#he hates HATES the original ritsuka so much LMAO he would strangle him in his sleep if he could#its definitely an interesting verse to explore bc of how much altsuka does not want to exist but also doesnt want to be forgotten either#LIKE I HAVE A FAKE SINGULARITY IDEA where altsuka creates a falsified world full of his loved ones shadows#its an insanely sad plot but man
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If you don't mind me asking, what's your beef with Entrati?
You take one look out the window and you ask me that question again.
#the list of people I would strangle to death with my bare hands isn't long#but Entrati is the first man on it#assuming i dont have a breakdown before i can finish the job#hilarity from hollvania [crack tag]
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just started reading book 3 in this series and page 1 is taking no prisoners hgdshdslk
#YOURE DAMN RIGHT HES UNDESERVING#for like a solid half of book 2 i was going ''im going to strangle this man''#i think the worst part is how oblivious he is to his own shortcomings#like if he was cruel that would be one thing#but no he just. does not see women as people. and it never occurs to him that there could be anything amiss in his view of the world#krista d. ball said 'this man does not deserve a first name' and she was RIGHT#anyway please read the ladies occult society books by krista d ball if you like regency settings#specifically with a lot of detail. i cant speak to how Historically Accurate(tm) it is but there is clearly SO much care put into all of it#like describing the logistics of having dresses made and suchlike#it reminds me of in little women when they talk about needing new ribbon for a bonnet or something but like More of that. i love it#eliza does a lot of very careful budgeting because she has to#oh uh. content warning for several kinds of abuse. for sure financial & reproductive abuse but possibly other kinds as well#i feel like im not really selling the series here but it is SO interesting#focused on all the little ways women eke out some independence in a society that systematically denies them any#also theres magic#as of the end of book 2 there are bickering lesbian ghosts#im pretty sure anyway. lesbianism not yet confirmed but like. frankly i would be very surprised if theyre not gay#characters who were never married but are still somehow divorced.#i should also say it isnt Romance it is Historical Fantasy#i think there is going to be a romance at some point. but it is definitely not the main focus & it's possible there wont be one#im rooting for mr sidney sinclair at the moment but we dont know him that well yet. he might turn out not to be trustworthy#anyway. good series. enjoying it#bookposting
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