#i would simply Die
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a german will hear the phrase "he threw the empty beer bottle in the trash" and just stare blankly, their eye twitching, trying to comprehend a world in which you don't bring empty bottles to the pfandautomat, or the glascontainer at the very least
#i'm reading a fanfic and i was hit by just how american it is that i had to sit down for a minute#imagine putting a glass bottle into the kitchen bin#i would simply die#and not just because my mother would kill me
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hey wait y’all I’ve had the most important thought about the potential for a Vox Machina oneshot; it would mean new character art for them for the first time in like five years
#critical role#cr spoilers#vox machina#not counting the portraits in Tal’Dorei Reborn those are different#I’m specifically thinking of the Dalen’s Closet thumbnail art cause that was done by Kit Buss#the offical artist of C1#but like. Hannah art of them#I would simply die
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Wyd when the gang pull up?
#art wip#god games#greek mythology#art#epic the musical#artwork#tagamemnon#digital art#greek gods#greek myth art#greek mythology art#the wisdom saga#wisdom saga#apollo#hephaestus#aphrodite#ares#hera#apollo epic the musical#hephaestus epic the musical#epic aphrodite#epic ares#hera epic the musical#epic apollo#i would simply die
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beefy men.
#steve rogers#buckybarnes#captain america#sebastian stan#chris evans#beefy#beefy daddy#they could do everything to me lol#love them#marvel#white boy of the month#white boys#sebastian x y/n#bucky x you#i would die for him#i would simply die
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ik it's hella unlikely BUT WHAT IF?!?!
#i would simply DIE#that's my biggest fear right there#like i can barely make it to 2025#and 2026 is so fucking far stop#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#dru blackthorn#ash morgenstern#thais pedroso#anush joshi#jaime rosales#cassandra clare#the wicked powers#twp#tsc
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the day Milo’s playlist says [Completed] is the day I die
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Thinking about Jean Kirstein asking to sketch a Tasteful nude of you to keep in the pocket of his shirt for luck 😭
#I would simply die#like we all know he’s constantly drawing the person he’s enamored with#but you know it’s real when he’s asking to paint you like one of those French girls#jean kirstein x reader#jean kirstein x you#aot x reader#snk x reader#shingeki no kyojin#attack on titan#jean kirstein
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was feeling talkative :) had both my vibe and my favorite dildo and nearly blacked out from how hard i came
#desperately hope none of my neighbors heard this#i would simply die#mine#nsft#trans nsft#this is louder than i normally am and it was wild#audio#me
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i would pay an extortionate amount of money to own seb’s captain america helmet from cota 2014
#it’s my entire brand#i would simply die#every time i remember it exists my life gets longer#sebastian vettel#chris evans#captain america#steve rogers#us grand prix 2014#f1#formula 1
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Who said I love you first, and what were the circumstances leading up to it.
I think it would really be Gray who ends up saying I love you first!
He’s a lot more open with his praise and there’s more emphasis on his moments of his vulnerability in the show being out loud admissions but he hasn’t yet gone that full shove of admitting that he loves her! He more melts and exudes that fondness he has for her while trying to poke around if it's time for him to exit right.
It took a lot for him to admit his regret and he’s still holding back on offering his love because he doesn’t see it as something Carmen needs [she does you goofus!!!]
So I do like the way he being the one to affirm his love out loud helps both double down on the feelings he’s denying even himself. [SHE DOESN’T NEED ME???WHEN HE’S SO WORRRIED AND WANTS TO MAKE SURE SHE’S OK?? DUDE-]
I feel like it might be after a few REAL team red missions and him wondering if this place he has with Carmen is permanent or something he needs to move on from.
And especially if Carmen is leaning a bit more into the flirting they can’t help carry over from working together the other times with the newness of being on the same side but with closer dates and being to talk more over comms directly with lighter tones now that they can be fully honest with each other.
So him saying it is trying to make it clear that he has romantic feelings for her , to her and to him.
…so like lol i spent a lot of thought on WHY its him but how?? hm…
maybe one time after the mission, a walk with coffee and they just keep softly bantering, like really fond and cheesy just trying to one up each other before retreating into fond faces, just for Gray to say it with the softy face of his and wait for the answer.
Or would it be better in the team red building?
I feel like i would want it to be a softer circumstances in general vs angsty because i would want the answers to be free of any heightened outside influence to be as undistilled true as possible
Hmm but even a one to one real date i think might be much so that they can go more on how its not JUST that gray’s a soft flirt but that he likes her. :( i don't want that to be undermined at all.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
So basically on one of their new real dates or a little bit afterwards one in the team red building with the circumstances just time nudging Gray to want to have something solid
Like he might even be offered an opportunity after he’s been settled into team red and either
A]he wants it but doesn’t want to be left or leave carmen with loose end feelings without committing to what their relationship is [which might lead to him giving it up or accepting it but like idk depends on if said thing is a necessary thing/temporary/etc. But like >:0 together in the end !!]
B]he would want it but realized he didn’t want it more than being with carmen or even the thought of working apart again doesn't sit right anymore -> helps him realize why he wouldn’t want to leave is because he loves her and thus is urged to tell her
#asks#bro if we ever had gray in the show say it#i would simply die#please don't mock him he's in love fr thats huge#red crackle
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Someone tell Sabrina Carpenter about Black Canary right now. I need this with my whole being 🙏
#no bc imagine her singing the bc part in the birds of prey song from batman brave and bold#i would simply die#is it too late for a Halloween costume?#they look the exact same#and the body suit!!!!!!#its brinas aesthetic!!!!#i love them#sabrina carpenter#black canary#dc comics#short n sweet
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If Netflix weren't cowards, I would have loved to see an epilogue scene in the final episode of the final season of George going to watch herons with Flo
#i would simply Die#lockwood & co#l&co#george karim#flo bones#'the worlds bigger than the problem'#netflix is the Worst#stop canceling things before they have the chance to get going
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knight and beast
sant jordi i el drac but make it lyric and ely
i don't wanna see metal ever again
appreciate the details in the armor please they took so long
#vsnr art#up:lyric#up:ely#technically#i say sant jordi but this is LOOSELY based on it#sant jordi inspired if you will#no seriously thank god none of my ocs wear metal armor in canon#i would simply die
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just want to say congrats to the tumblr fundie snark community for managing to stay under the radar during all of this
#my husband said what if one of your posts is in the doc#i would simply die#just read a time article about the fundie snarkers and we didn’t even get a mention#i love hanging out under this rock with you guys
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i don’t think anything would be more terrifying than waking up to a tswiftnz notif that aaron dessner is on stage with taylor in australia
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niche. but Noah Dao has drawn a cover for Fence so he's in Boom Studio's orbit. AND James Tynion IV follows him on instagram. So we are THIS CLOSE to getting a Noah Dao cover for House of Slaughter with Aaron and Jace and I feel my teeth ROTTING
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