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[devotion-disorder]

I discovered what DoL was only 13 hours ago, and I literally spent all day playing it. One moment it was 9am, then it was 6pm lol

dol do be doing that to you😔 for what its worth its a darn neat lil game. im more surprised i still manage to indoctrinate people into playing it haha!!

[darlingmissmoth]

You know what? Last day, fuck it, I'm putting myself out there

Hello all! I am not good at drawing much, but I am amazing at drawing Pokemon!

I am begging you, if you see this, to vote for Glenn Close in this poll and if you do and submit to me via dm, ask, or submissions, I am willing to draw literally any Pokemon of your pick

I am desperate to get this man to win, and this is what I'm good at drawing and drawing relatively fast, it'll mostly be colored sketches so keep that in mind

Please help him win, I am begging

Example sketches below the read more

[ode2rin]

shidou and kaiser.......... i can't believe i'm thinking about this....

[serpulalacrymans]

Hi Lawrence :3 would you like to cut off all my limbs and give me so much tea I see the river and make me into your braindead little toy so I can never leave you? Blinks innocently

Mmm... Removing the limbs would keep you with me.. But I don't think I would like to take you to the river.. That place is.. Sacred.. How do you know of it?

...How doesn't matter. Not right now.. But I am expecting an answer sometime.

I would.. Need.. A way to keep you quiet.. Put you away for later.. A little soundproof box.. I could.. Put something in your mouth and tape it up tight.. That would work, right?

...I'll think about it.

[srdcovka]

do u guys think i can pass all my exams by the end of may

[samglyph]

I still haven’t figured out how to stream procreate from my iPad this shouldn’t be this complicated

[littledeerbutch]

wanted to say ur really cool and handsome? (unsure if this is preferred term) and i absolutely love ur hair so much

thank you! i love all compliments hehe ^-^ i think you are so cool too 💘

[allo-frouto]

but have you ever had cum on your asshole or you just like the idea of it?

No, never.

[lesharl-eclair]

EAHDUHUAHFFFSF???

[imightgetbetter]

18 THOUSAND???? MOTHER PLS PUT THAT EFFORT INTO MATTY I SWEAR WE’LL SHOW IT SOME LOVE<33

that was the last chapter i posted of the story i wrote and it has like seventy-something notes ... and i would love to write longer stories for matty but it takes much more time and effort on my part (i create like whole storylines and characters and things like that) and so i wouldn't be able to get stories every few days, it would be like .. once a week more so .. i am a bit of a perfectionist so it's a lot harder for me to just whip up twenty thousand words and click post

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[macbethz]

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[charbroiledchicken]

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.