#i would keel over

[ellephlox]

Just imagine all the new gifs we're going to have at our disposal once DD Born Again drops. I adore the gifs we currently overuse with all my heart but dang, it's going to feel amazing to have some new ones in our arsenal

[murdochia]

Hospital buddie my loves ❤️

[hyuckonia]

AAHHHH AHHHHH EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!!!!!! LOOOSERRR!!!! AHHHHHH SOMEONE LOST THE GAMEEE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (everyone lost actually (😔) )

AKA a last ditch effort to annoy the shit out of this guy

bonus!

the moment when ortho ace and kalim get inside the playful stage and can see everyone and are deciding what to do next. what easier way to defeat your enemy than completely obliterating them?

bonus 2

my friend said this pic of 2 random people showed up on google when u look up "fellow honest nui" so now theyr in fellow and gidel cosplay 💞

[julymp4]

he's so... (x)

[teddy-bear-d]

Had a dream last night that Etho decided to interject his next Hermitcraft episodes with a mini vlog about what he does in a day. All of it was filmed pointing away from him so he never face revealed.

But, he did reveal that he lived in Brightview Ontario (nonexistent, looked it up when I woke up) and lived in a ‘rich’ farming community. Basically the reason he gives the impression that he lives in the middle of nowhere is that in the winter Brightview has a population of 3 but in the summer over 2000 rich people move in and live their fake ‘farm life’ dreams.

It turned out that his dads business was just maintaining these peoples properties while they were away in the colder months and now Etho begrudgingly does the same.

[hot-topic-piss]

Just finished reading Metallic Need and now I know I will never know happiness again.

Reading 7 chapters in one sitting wasn’t wise. I really should’ve spaced them out throughout the week, but I’m an impulsive wreck. I need to read the whole story again to get a better understanding of everything that’s happened and then read the last chapter a few times more. I might just wait a day or two before I do that, I’m not ready to relive this emotional rollercoaster.

ANYWAYS. Stuck in a job you hate and looking for a distraction? Slap a pair of headphones and blast Metallic Need via text-to-speech for the next 10 hours nonstop for a whole week as I did. Very healthy. I have no regrets, I love this fic so much omg 😭

[fridayyy-13th]

see like we’re asking them all these questions to try and turn the phsychologial phorture back on them, but what happens if they actually answer them in full seriousness. what then.

[susandsnell]

And since I've been Wickedmaxxing lately, let it be known that I, coco, of "watched as many banned/challenged/controversial extreme horror films as possible between the ages of 16 and 22" fame have among my earliest memories being approx 4 (maybe even 3) and hiding behind the couch while our VHS of Wizard of Oz played, because I was dead terrified of the apple trees. Not the Wicked Witch (I thought she was cool), not the flying monkeys, but the pissed off New Yorker apple trees.

[funkbun]

this thang

[spicyraeman]

Had to go to jury duty today, 0 outta 10 experience would not recommend

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

GIANNIS FROM FLORIDA??? ooohhhhh

from florida but lives in canada now, but you can never run from it. once you've inhaled too much swamp gas you are changed forever, which is why florida is Like That™️

[luckydicekirby]

okay so watching the trailer. is this implying the dexter prequel show is being narrated by michael c hall bc he's narrating it as his Life Flashes Before His Eyes after he gets rushed to the hospital after somehow not dying when he died at the end of new blood. and so then they'll be able to pick up with another sequel show next year. that's so FUCKING stupid god bless <3

[torchstelechos]

Honestly if I was SY, I, too, would fall head over heels into love with LBH. Doesn't matter if I'm AceAro that man has the most rizz I have ever seen in a romance story. Does the chores? Master chef? A fucking monster in bed and out of it, literally? All those red flags? Yeah, LBH has amazing rizz. If I had the chance I would grab onto that shit with both hands and never let go, good for SY.

[voidmancryptidly]

FINALLY got around to making my qPac sheet

[dirtytransmasc]

I need more selkie theon (and asha. I just think that would be a vibe. fuck the greyjoy sigil being a kraken for a moment and let them be seals) content.

like the opportunity to have theon's coat taken by ned when he's made his ward is right there and it is perfect and beautiful and tragic.

and you could build on that depending on the version of the selkie myth/story you're going off of (I personally love the song of the sea version of selkies for story writing). maybe he can't talk without it, maybe he gets sick, maybe his voice has magical properties of sorts.

I have this one concept in my head that I don't have the time to write, but it goes something along the lines of theon getting sick after years away from his coat and the stark kids have to find his coat and drag his slowly dying ass to the bay of seals (cause y'know bay of seals and theon's a selkie so he'll turn into a seal... I thought it was creative).

also, in a lot of versions of selkies, when they get sick, their hair turns white, which is on brand for theon. they're also pretty, their stories are typically soaked to the bone in tragedy, they're normally held captive/tortured, amongst other things, which are also very on brand for theon.

and maybe you get some selkie to selkie telepathy of sorts, so when theon finally enter the water a seal again, asha books it to come find him, cause its been years since she's been able to feel him (I'm soft for them, I will create the most improbable and ridiculous scenario's to bring them together and for them to have soft sibling moments).

all and all, theon being a selkie is something I need more content of, please and thank you.

[meirimerens]

i'll keep it real between i and 4000 of my closest followers. the combination of On my legs 6 hrs a day + stressing beyond belief about housing and getting stress&Rage headaches from Unfruitful Hunt is making me understand those stories of Horses simply collapsing under their riders and never getting up. bear with me i'll be back very soon.