#i would fuck him

[sh1-n0bu]

i dont know a single shit abt every final fantasy games or their stories but one look at vincent and his slutty waist and i just KNOW he takes it like a good boy

[xinlyn]

𓆩⟡𓆪 ʟᴇᴏɴ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ ɪᴄᴏɴꜱ 𓆩⟡𓆪

"ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ...ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ"

[undersero]

Zeke is stinky I would fuck him

[cryoncompanytime]

Me, writing fanfiction: the plot thickens....

The plot:

[aries-vulpes]

He’s so fine 🫶🏼

[s0re-loser]

Can I be so honest

[gothedrals]

Continuation in getting you to admit your [redacted] thoughts on a certain guitarist

HELPPPPPPPP I KNEW IT

[loudterror]

guillermo del toro's shape of water but it's lobster matt

[hangmanssunnies]

I had a nightmare that Lewis Pullman bleached his hair like Miles Teller did that one time.

[mairalynn416]

Me with mothman

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[collaredkittyboy]

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[demigods-posts]

i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

[voltaical-art]

HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU