#i would die for the foxes in this game
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
i love how Aaron and Neil don’t hate each other because of their origin or because they’ve both killed people but instead hate each other because they’re in each others business and neither likes it
#like that fight where aaron hit neil in the halls of fox tower bcuz he talked to katelyn#aaron also hates neil bcuz he’s dating andrew and i find that so funny#neil would die for everyone one in the team except aaron#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#neil josten#aaron minyard
361 notes
·
View notes
Text
can't get the mental image out of my head of Kevin, Neil and Andrew winning at the Olympics and the minute the final buzzer sounds Kevin runs over and bear hugs Neil and Andrew, one under each arm, and just fucking hoists them both up off the ground in sheer excitement
like I'm literally making myself emotional at the thought of Kevin Day achieving his life long dream. And I mean this is Kevin Day, insecurities aside, he probably knew deep down that this day would come. But the fact that he gets to do it with his two best friends by his side who he loves and respects and who love and respect him. Actually crying rn
#kevin day i would die for you#kevin day#all for the game#the foxhole court#aftg headcannon#andrew minyard#neil josten#psu foxes#exy#tfc headcannon
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love him so bad. I’m Literally on my knees begging. BARK WOOF BARK.
#fnaf#future man#i need him#i’m going feral#josh hutcherson#peeta mellark#josh futturman#mike schmidt#the hunger games#hes so pretty#clapton davis#detention#derek danforth#the beekeeper#catching fire#franklin fox#57 seconds#look at him#i would die for him#i love him
242 notes
·
View notes
Text
summer olympics 2028 in a universe with no exy we have:
star gymnast neil josten
heavyweight champion andrew minyard
tennis pro kevin day
rugby goddess allison reynolds
d pole laxer matt boyd
marathon swimmer renee walker
volleyball libero aaron minyard
hockey forward dan wilds
synchronized diver nicky hemmick
#yes the easy route is to make neil do track but also he never talked about track in canon? he always chose exy#running is his coping mechanism not his passion i will stand by this until i die#like when neil runs there is no thought in his head or race-plan or anything he goes on runs when he needs to stop thinking and run away#andrew is a heavyweight boxer becuase i keep seeing art and it's a lovely idea#kevin needs a strategy heavy sport ok#allison does rugby because its something just as violent as exy and something her parents would hate just as much#i was going to have matt do boxing but yk what that guy deserves a team sport - also with a d pole he gets to do crazy checks#he is a fighter but he is also matt#renee just has the swimmer vibe to me like swimming is so quietly difficult and i would like buff renee pls#aaron i feel is secrelty good at being a team player when that team is not the foxes - also hes short and plays defense.#i cannot see dan wilds playing an individual sport. that woman was made to lead teams to victory#nicky met erik bc they are synch partners!#all of these sports would be radically different if they were in the winter olympics btw#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day
61 notes
·
View notes
Text
🗣️: Neil is so sweet and genuinely kind 😍
Canon Neil:
#i mean WHERE?????#he literally said that he wouldet every fox die just to save himself#yes he changed his mind on this point BUT only for foxes???#like he would let someons else die abd wouldn't really care abt it#he's an asshole#andrew's an asshole#they are assholes and in love#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#aftg neil#aftg shitpost#andrew minyard#aftg andrew#andreil
91 notes
·
View notes
Text
THE WHITE WOLF OF ICICLE CREEK FANCAST
ND #16
Ollie Randall - Edward Norton
Yanni Volkstaia - Cillian Murphy
Bill Kessler - Alan Tudyk
Lou Talbot - Joseph Quinn
Guadelupe Comillo - Christina Ricci
talking with him is like trying to converse with a giant turnip
MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN, CRE
#how did I never notice the ATROCITY that are Guadelupe's bangs??#also all I want now is Alan Tudyk and Joseph Quinn laughing at me as a lose a game of fox and geese#imagine cillian murphy doing the yanni glare right at the camera. i think i would die#nancy drew game fancast#nd#the white wolf of icicle creek#ICE#dream cast#ollie randall#yanni volkstaia#guadelupe comillo#bill kessler#lou talbot#game to movie adaptation#nd fancast
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
I HATE the United States tell me whyyyyy these motherfuckers bought the rights to show the euros on tv only to not show them
#i hate them i hate them i hate them they should burn in hell#these fucking capitalist pigs go die#literally fox sports bought the rights but they dont show the early matches on tv#you have to have a fucking fox sports subscription (to their app i can only assume) and i dont want another subscription!!!#just put it on tv!!!!#i fucking hate it here!!!#if this was any other country other than the US every single game would be on tv bc other countries actually respect football#oh im so mad
0 notes
Text
I do not have real chickens (yet!), but here is an offering of drawn chickens.
It’s from a game I’m playing in. We all had to select a farm animal to plays so I chose to be a rooster. His name is Foxer and this is him and his many wonderful wives (and one husband).
Send me pictures of your chickens 🥺
#most of them are loosely based on existing breeds and some of them are me just making things up#he is a Barbarian so he gets rage as a class feature and his entire personality revolves around WIFES#his name is a portmanteau of Fox + Boxer#He would sooner die than see a fox with a full stomach#we got a barrel of corn (the currency for the purpose of the game) and Foxer insisted on going back to feed his wives#STOP EVERYTHING. I HAVE FOOD. MUST FEED THE WOMEN.#Every wife is introduced at max volume with AND THIS IS MY ~BEAUTIFUL WIFE~ (name)#birb#chicken#my art
624 notes
·
View notes
Note
Did you start watching rottmnt? (asking because of the anti Nardo spray post I just reblogged from you)
not yet sadly I just thought that post was funny ksbdjdbdjd
#I’ve literally only played the super old OG game and watched the two movies with Megan Fox but#I would die for those little guys#Research friend <3#TMNT
1 note
·
View note
Text
My favorite thing about The Sunshine Court is how it brings to light the sheer number of Neil and Jeremy parallels—not in storyline, necessarily, but in characterization. They’re both personable: Jeremy has his whole Trojans Sunshine-Captain persona, while Neil spends the whole original trilogy bringing the Foxes together and acting as glue to bond the two groups.
They’re also both deeply unreliable narrators, which I think can at least partially be accredited to the fact that they’re both excellent at compartmentalization—Neil, of course, has his famous ‘if I’m gonna die I’m at least winning first’ mentality, causing him to suppress any worries about his problems with the literal mafia and his serial killer father, while Jeremy tiptoes around whatever happened in his past (and is perhaps ongoing) that caused a rift between him and his family. Like Neil, Jeremy is running from something; his running is just a little more figurative. And there’s also the fact thatJeremy, like Neil, genuinely loves Exy—the decision to play with such a small team against the Foxes is genuinely wild behavior, but the reasoning behind it emphasizes the fact that Jeremy cares about the quality of the games he’s playing, not just about winning: he wants to be as good as possible, even if that means taking losses to learn from them (even though it is, I can’t stress this enough, an absurd choice).
And then, of course, there’s their relationships with Jean. Kevin has faith Jean will take care of Neil as much as possible in the nest, and Kevin trusts Jeremy to take care of Jean when he leaves the Nest. Neil first really bonds with Jean during that time, and it’s clear from their conversation about it in TSC that Jean doesn’t believe he earned that bond. Similarly, Jeremy’s choice to care about Jean with no solid reason doesn’t make sense to him. Neil is Jean’s misplaced partner, someone who would have been fated to be by his side forever if things had been different; Jeremy is Jean’s partner by choice, picking up the title when he sees how much it matters to Jean.
And I think it makes so much sense that, with all of their similarities and in spite of their habits/reputations for creating unity, neither Neil nor Jeremy seem willing to trust one another, particularly with Jean’s wellbeing. I think they see themselves in each other—the good, maybe, but mostly the pitfalls: the lies, the impulse to run from their problems, to give into a singleminded focus on something else.
211 notes
·
View notes
Text
Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:
1/?
👑 girlbossriko follow
how many bro jobs do you think it took before riko moriyama and kevin day realized that uh.....maybe this wasn't just a bro thing
👢exyinaphonebooth follow
how many times do they have to come out and say they're like brothers before you freakos stop shipping them
👑 girlbossriko follow
????? do i know u
#it's a tumblr post about two exy players that you'lll never meet in your life it really isn't that deep
558 notes
💃fox-me-up follow
ngl that newest fox is kinda 👀
#psu lb #exy lb
8 notes
👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me
The NARRATIVE that kevin day and neil josten have........son of exy! scouting the rookie-est of rookies from fuck knows arizona........no listen you dont GET IT winning is EVERYTHING TO KEVIN and he would risk it on the foxes? And NEIL? who has only played exy for a year! NEIL Gets his attention!!!!! And hes good and he's getting better every game and he keeps bitching about kevin's ex on live tv BUT WAIT!???? NOT QUITE WHAT YOU EXPECT! Bc then neil shows up with a number on his cheek BECAUSE WELL it turns out they've known each other since they were KIDS! how is everyone not insane w me THEY'RE LITERALLY PERFECT
#where r my fellow njkd truthers #how r u all not here with me this isnt even the start #kevneil #210 #psu #njkd
102 notes
☀️ usctrojanny
every smiley blonde striker (jeremy knox) needs a brunette wet cat emotional support backliner (jean moreau)
#jerejean #usc trojans #i'm just saying 🤷♀️
58 notes
👸🏻 kevindazed follow
did he just......
👸🏻 kevindazed follow
guys please tell me i'm not insane
👸🏻 kevindazed follow
HE'S NEVER BEEN????? SKIIING???? KEVIN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?????? KEVIN PLEASE
#i i'm going insane i will literally die if someone doesn't explain this to me HE'S NEVER BEEN SKIING?!!!!
407 notes
🧚 goalie-stan
oh....i'm feeling so weak......it'd sure be nice to have a big strong goalie (renee walker) hold me up (renee if you're free on tuesday i am also free on tuesday.........on tuesday this tuesday, any tuesday?)
#literally passing out just thinking about her holding me don't call don't text i'm busy
84 notes
🌄 softkevinday follow
do u think if u offered kevin day essential oils to heal his hand he'd beat you to death
#it'd be hard for him bc he only has one hand but he could probably do it #legally this is a joke don't do this
284 notes
🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow
feeling normal
215 notes
📜 realexyblog
actually exy rpf is fine, i asked kayleigh day herself and she told me it was fine
112 notes
🐋 sexyexy
'exy is a stupid name for a sport' have you considered that a) i don't care and b) it's named that solely so i can make sex jokes about it
11 notes
🏳️🌈 gay4stickball follow
is he, ya know *mimes jerking off* an ncaa exy player
#i don't believe that straight exy players exist
56 notes
🙈 ittybittyminny follow
Andrew Minyard!!!!!!! 🥰🥰 short king!!!!🤏🤏😋😋 Awwwwwwww the scrunkly!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗 My boinky boy!!!!!🥺🥺 Crinkly doo,,,,shronkle scrimblo......🥺🥺🥺 rb if you'd scrunkle!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
📖 sapphic-exy follow
he literally killed someone
🙈 ittybittyminny follow
And? God forbid women do anything
#also no proof he did that #yeah there's proof his twin bro killed someone but that's not the same bc theyre different people #almost killing someone doesnt count
807 notes
🐦⬛ edgarallenexy
got told i'm problematic for liking the ravens? THAT'S LITERALLY MY SCHOOL OH MY GOD
2 notes
🌸 softexy
Kevin Day - A Study
#kevin day #psu foxes #palmetto foxes #exy #web weave #poetry #psu foxes #palmetto #edgar allen
378 notes
#i'm not taking criticism bc i am on sportsblr and this is literally what it's like#all for the game#neil josten#kevin day#andrew minyard#renee walker#jeremy knox#jean moreau#aftg#the foxhole court#jerejean#kevneil#the web weave is the most accurate part of this post#exyblr#riko moriyama
487 notes
·
View notes
Text
BTD/TPOF Valentine's Gifts To You~<3
Look I know Valentine’s was days ago but it’s one of my favorite holidays and I have no chill, so you all have to deal with the residual now. (*-`ω´- )人
THAT BEING SAID- here's a little 'what kinds of gifts/experiences the Boyfriend To Death/The Price Of Flesh crew would lavish you with on Valentine's day' imagine, let’s gooo!!! I hope you all enjoy!
18+ ONLY PLEASE!!!
Warnings: Abuse, implied past kidnapping, reader getting hurt, torture, noncon, dubcon, (please forgive the pun but) horrible people taking a stab at an ounce of ‘affection’ and mostly just making things more dreadful for you.
I hope you all enjoy! ˘³˘
✧:・゚( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ・゚✧:・゚( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ・゚✧:・゚( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ・゚✧:・゚
Ren🦊- Will actually get you a sweet gift, something that he put time and thought into. Chocolates, a stuffed animal, a cute outfit, a figure of your favorite game/anime character that you have been eying, maybe even all of the above if he has the budget (honestly probably all of the above even if he doesn’t have the budget). He’ll present it really cutely too, like rose petal’s littering the ground leading you to the room where all the gifts are neatly displayed, giving a little ‘tah-dah!’ as soon as you discover them. He gets really excited watching you open them, explaining his reasoning behind each and every item he purchased/made you.
“All the chocolates in store looked boring, so I decided to make you some! I added your favorite ingredients, so I hope you like them!”
“This stuffed fox was too cute to leave behind and, well… I was hoping maybe it would sort of remind you of me? Anyway, I couldn’t leave the store without him! He belongs snuggled in your arms, just like I do!”
Just be mindful that in return he’s probably gonna put on a ‘cute romance anime’ of his choosing to end the night and that ‘cute romance anime’ is 100% just going to be hentai. From there, one thing will lead to another and he’ll make sure he gets a nice Valentine’s gift too. :) Oh, and if you don't like any of the gifts... It's best just to keep it to yourself. He'd hate to have to ruin the nice time you are having on this great holiday because you are being ungrateful.
➽───────────────❥
Lawrence🪴- Flowers is a no brainer, but he doesn’t want to give you something that’s too cliché or that you’ll just throw in a vase to watch slowly die. After mulling it over he decides to give you something with a little more meaning-a plant from his collection that he planted and grew himself. He would most likely pick something like an aglaonema (its valentine colored, right?) or some kind of succulent because they are easier to take care of. He’s a little worried that you are gonna find such a gift weird or see it as a hassle, that no matter how little maintenance the plant takes you’ll just let it end up dying regardless. But he supposes if anything this will be a good test of your bond-will you cherish and nurture the gift he gives you, or will you discard it and let it wither? Don’t make the wrong choice here, it would break his heart. (And your life honestly depends on it.)
➽───────────────❥
Strade🔪- You were dreading what kind of ‘present’ this man would concoct for you on Valentine’s day, but to your complete surprise he actually prepares something shockingly thoughtful for you. He’s set up a nice little homemade dinner for the two of you in the living room, complete with mood lighting (you hoped he didn’t have any surprise uses for the candles that burned around you), nice dishes and silverware (a rare luxury, considering how he usually makes you eat your food) and some wild flowers he had picked from out in the yard (did they have thorns? Were you gonna find that out the hard way?). The dinner itself is one of your favorite meals, and while it was maybe a tad bit overcooked and plated sloppily, it still tasted incredibly good. The catch? Well, I mean you have to have some kind of entertainment while you eat, right? Good thing Strade has a plethora of ‘home videos’ on deck to enjoy with you while you have your lovely little feast. Maybe watching them will spark something between you two, it’s certainly going to put him in the mood to reenact them with you. It’s Valentine’s Day afterall, why not have a little fun? <3
➽───────────────❥
Celia👩💼- It really just depends on her mood or what is happening the day of. You may end up getting something nice, a little reward from her for being such a good and obedient pet. She’ll gift you something thoughtful and sweet, like a nice piece of jewelry, expensive chocolate, or finely aged wine that costs more than you make in an entire month. She’ll be relaxed and pleased as she watches you enjoy her gift, taking satisfaction in how easy it was for her to delight you. On the other hand, if she is in a horrible mood or (god forbid) was forced to spend the holiday with her husband, the only thing you are going to be receiving is the brunt of her frustrations. If he bought her chocolates she’d force you to eat them all in one go, prying your mouth open to shove them in herself if you refuse to do it on your own, cramming them in until you nearly choke. If he bought her flowers she’d flog you with the bouquet, rose thorns tearing into your flesh until you were left in a pile of petals and your own blood, body littered with lacerations and angry red welts. Whatever half assed gift she was given or horrible date she was put through, has now become your problem as she uses you as an outlet for her resentment. And for the final celebratory Valentine’s act, she’d use you however she saw fit to get off (because she sure as hell isn’t getting any pleasure anywhere else tonight). Mine as well make the most of her time with her little sweetheart before she’s forced to go back and face whatever is waiting for her back home. You understand, right honey?
➽───────────────❥
Derek🦂- Honestly he forgets it’s Valentine’s Day, but it really doesn’t matter. He wasn’t going to go out of his way to get you anything or do anything for you anyway. If anything, he’d buy something for himself that he can either use on you or force you into for his own personal amusement. Some kind of constricting, demeaning latex gimp suit, or maybe a new whip he can assault you with. The more it hurts or humiliates you the better, because nothing brings him more pleasure than watching you suffer and squirm. Regardless of if he remembers the holiday or not, he’ll probably just spend the day mocking, assaulting, and/or torturing you anyway-once he recognizes the date, he may even go a little harder than usual as a treat to himself. What are you gonna do, cry because your ‘Valentine’ is being mean to you? Hearing you beg, curse, moan, and scream in agony over all that he’s putting you through only makes it better, sweetheart. Like music to his ears! Even though it’s far from your intention, you are the best Valentine he’s ever had and though he won’t admit it, he’s thankful to you for that. Then again, maybe the holiday is just making him feel particularly sappy… Has he ever told you how pretty your tear stained face looks when you are choking on his dick, struggling to breathe as he forces himself down your throat? He’ll have to take a picture to show you next time.
➽───────────────❥
Mason🌲- He’s not very well versed with the ‘typical’ things people want or do for Valentine’s Day, and quite honestly, he finds it all rather obnoxious. To him it’s just some big show, a way for corporations to profit off people’s affections and sex drives to get them to spend money on cheap tokens of affection. Flower bouquets? They’ll just die. Stuffed animals? There’s no point to them. Jewelry? Useless baubles. No, the TRUE way to show your love for someone is through an EXPERIENCE. And what better experience is there then the thrill of nature? Maybe that makes him seem like a one trick pony- he did first meet you by purchasing you for his hunt, after all. But things were different now, you have proven yourself to him, proven that you have the know-how to survive out in the wilds. Now that you mastered it, you can truly enjoy it. He can tell you still didn’t really trust him (and honestly he isn’t sure you ever truly will) but he has faith you’ll eventually come around to this new way of life with him. He loves taking you out hunting and camping, the excitement he feels stalking his prey, the sense of purpose and connection he experiences living off of nature’s bounty, he’s found its much more enjoyable with you by his side. He hopes you feel it too- the buzz coursing through the air as he finally corners his quarry, how rousing it is when you land the final blow and get to drag your prize back home. He makes you watch as he skins and cleans them, finding importance in the act. You need to witness him doing his craft, learn from him, and really understand that you’re relying on him for your survival. Afterall it’s just the two of you out here now, it’s better to get used to it sooner rather than later. Come on, it’s time you took part in helping him prepare his slaughter. After you are done he’ll use the meat to cook you something nice, or prepare you some jerky so you’ll have something to snack on. This lifestyle is his ongoing gift to you, darlin’. Happy Valentine’s Day. ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ
#mason got a little bear kaomoji at the end of his and no one else got that so hes the special boy of this post. :)#boyfriend to death x reader#boyfriend to death x y/n#the price of flesh x reader#the price of flesh x y/n#ren hana x reader#ren hana x y/n#strade x y/n#btd strade x reader#strade x reader#btd strade x y/n#ykmet strade x reader#lawrence oleander x reader#lawrence oleander x y/n#celia lede x reader#celia lede xy/n#derek goffard x reader#derek goffard x y/n#Mason heiral x reader#mason heiral x y/n#tpof reader insert#btd reader insert#tpof x reader#tpof x y/n#dark fic#tpof imagines#btd imagines#boyfriend to death imagines#the price of flesh imagines#thank you all for reading
624 notes
·
View notes
Note
Can
Can u maybe do Sonic exe x reader please? 🥺
[Creepypastas] Sonic EXE x Reader Warnings: Gore, Cursing
A/N: Never in my life have I thought that someone would request sonic exe... BUT HEY WHATEVER YOU LIKE LETS GO the gender is not specified
Summary: Just headcannons of Sonic EXE the creepypasta which I never have thought I would do with an x reader character thats abit creepy
- There was many differences between you two in body and personalities mostly with him being a mass murderer plus the fact he's an anthropomorphic video game hedgehog and you're well a a human - He's a cursed item and a short one too - Short king who cares for his partner and would kill for her or kill her when he gets bored lucky enough he hasn't gotten bored of you he enjoys playing and toying with you - Sonic EXE can say some disturbing ass shit that will frighten or startle you or will say the most gruesome things about his recent victims out of nowhere but if he feels like he’s gone too far he will apologize to you but don’t expect him to do that for anyone else - When he first did that was when you were making him some chili dogs and he stared at the chili - "You know that reminds me of when I gutted this weird ass girl who were trying to get to me but i gutted her because she would always fail the levels ugh I should taken out her eyes too would of been fun to-" and here cues your horrified face staring at him - When he's running he enjoys you boosting his ego - He’s never encountered a human that had the nerve to challenge him actually he has but they all were too cocky but you? being aware of your flaws and using it to your advantage made him entertained - This hedgehog cannot die so every time you get so angered in a whole another level he watches as you lash out and for some reason he enjoys every time where you lash out on him - he loves suggesting for you to snap his neck or kill him a horrifying way that he loves to describe as you always say you'd never kill him - He comes back bloodied and would have you wipe away the blood dripping down his red irises and voidless eyes - you both had made a schedule for when he can come to the real world so you both can hangout and pamper each other or when he does his little sprees to kill victims - When he's in his little game hes always watching, making sure your okay you're happy, if there’s any sign you’re unhappy with a person they make you uncomfy they are dealt with personally - His god complex is high so is his ego you boost it for him a lot - Enjoys bringing back little items from his world to you though he enjoyed the face you made when he gave you a fluffy tail keychain that was quite big the yellow fur and white was beautiful - But when you noticed the dripping at the end where the keychain clip was pierced you pause staring at the tails cute fox videogame character missing one of his tails.. - He enjoyed pampering you he calls himself god he calls you his spouse - kisses are kind of hard to do due to his sharp teeth but hey it works for you both - Love language 100% would be gift giving and words of affirmation or 50/50 he's hard to understand - He does pull strings behind the scenes to keep you safe and make sure you are treated like the royalty you are - Even if he gets his hands dirty I mean he already has them bloodied with the past so whats wrong with another person who messed with you to be his next victim
reblogs + comments are appreciated ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
©brights-place 2024 — do not repost on another platform, copy, translate or edit my works! if you fit my DNI list please don't interact
#Creepypasta#x reader#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog x reader#sonic x reader#sonic exe#sonic the hedgehog exe x reader#sonic exe x reader#headcannons#sonic the hedghog fandom#Exe#creepypasta#creepypasta sonic exe
114 notes
·
View notes
Note
can i request something?? can you do modern relationship with scara??
✿ 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖! ✿
characters: modern!scaramouche x nb!reader
warnings: modern au!!!, fluff, crack, my poor attempt at humor, scara has a bad relationship with his moms, written with high school au in mind, scara being bad at feelings, headcannon format, raiden shogun goes as raiden shino since shogun is a title rather than a name and all…
notes: when that one song u used to religiously listen to when u were younger and cringier suddenly comes rushing back in for a fic idea
oh dear gods, where do we even begin with this one?
tsundere to the max and we all know, his moms knows it, you know it, the entire school knows it, even the online friends he plays games with knows it
which explains on how you knew that scaramouche had a crush on you the moment he started showing small signs of it. waaaaayyyy before he even understood his own emotions and feelings and came to terms with it
safe to say, he is super easy to read. like, a motherfuckin open book that’s full of illustrations made for kids. at least, that’s how it feels to you anyways
has a bad relationship with both of his mothers and his older sister but at least he tolerates his older sister better than his mothers, which is a good thing. at least he has someone to turn to when something goes wrong
him, his mom ei and his older sister are carbon copies of each other alongside his aunt. the first time you went over to scara’s place to prepare for an upcoming exam, you almost got whiplash from just how many similar purple people were there
like… low-key concerning with how you easily mistook his mom ei with his aunt or his older sister with his mom ei
safe to say you made a fool out of yourself for the first few meetings with his family
his other mom, miko, is very… eccentric to say the least. teasing, sly, quick-witted, charming and charismatic. you and scara joke around that miko was a fox or a demon in her former life
his older sister, shino, is quite the sweetheart one the other hand. quiet, reserved, socially awkward and friendly if you go over how her normal face looks so emotionless and dead. reminds you of a soldier or a puppet with how shino is so willing to fulfill ei’s wishes or words to the T
his aunt, baal, is an absolute sweetheart. the ultimate sweetheart actually. such a sweet woman she is with her soft words, warm smiles and motherly affections. she offered you a hand-made cookie when you were about to leave simply because you were scara’s friend!
yes, you cried to the amount of kindness and scara made fun of you for it
you would never peg someone as mean, introverted and arrogant as scaramouche to be friends with the popular, soccer kid from school did ya’? well you are wrong because scara and childe are best friends!!! as childe claims
the ginger-head made a bet with scaramouche saying that you two’s friendship won’t last. cue scaramouche and his over competitive ass coming over and latching himself to you to make sure that your friendship would last
AKA childe’s plan to make scaramouche realize his feelings and come to terms with it has officially started!
likes to occasionally play video games such as wuthering waves, minecraft, resident evil, silent hill etc etc. hates first person shooter games cuz it’s so not his style and he hates the annoying boys that he comes across during the game
will never say it nor mention it but sometimes he plays those ‘using not a single part of your brain’ type of games like playing as dentists or doctors. hell, he even likes to play dress up games from time to time. he just loves the aesthetics and the different designs of the clothes, itches that inner aesthetic lover part of him. but he will NEVER mention it or be caught playing it. scaramouche would rather die
something tells me that his music taste would be more leaning into electronic or scene music. odetari, 6arelyhuman, kets4eki — you name it. sometimes, enjoys those gentle and soothing sounding anime openings too
he has sanrio plushies. more specifically, hello kitty ones
had an obsession with the cute white cat growing up and he never grew out of it
the moment he first found out that you like plushies or pink things or sanrio related things, he knew he gotta gift you anonymous sanrio gifts on your birthday or on special occasions. it was his early stages of courting you
was absolutely appalled when he was found out because whaddaYA MEAN HE LIKES SOFT AND THOSE STUPID PLUSHIES AND SANRIO RELATED THINGS?! NUH-UH, YOU MUST’VE SAW A DIFFERENT PURPLE HAIRED, BOWL HAIRCUT HAVING GUY CUZ SCARAMOUCHE WOULD NEVER LIKE THOSE STUPID THINGS!!!
he aint fooling anyone
takes his relationship slow since he has some big trust issues yet also attachment issues. pick a struggle tbh
had a panic attack after he officially, finally, after years of crushing on you, like literally acting like your boyfriend years later when he asked you out on a date because woohoo!! he asked you for a date \(^ヮ^)/\(^ヮ^)/ but also shit, what type of a first date would you like ლಠ益ಠ)ლლಠ益ಠ)ლ
yeah, he had to do something he hated the most. ask his moms and sister for advice
after a lot of talk, discussions, secretly stalking your social profiles or you in general to see what you would like, scaramouche decided to take you out for an arcade date
you two had fun, he was glad you had fun, played bunch of different games together and even managed to win a cute matching plushies and keychains!! kuromi for him and melody for you. he was so glad that you liked it but he won’t say it out loud
walked you home after your first date, to your front door and bid you good night and “hope you had fun tonight, idiot” chu!! on your cheek before making a mad dash back home
the type of boyfriend who would lovingly bully you
“why the fuck are you wearing that? it’s making your stupid face look cuter than normal”
“who in their right mind would choose the green one? yellow looks better on you. no, the soft pastel one, not the bright one you idiot”
“you wanna die? who said i was ever gonna stop loving you after you turn into a roach? i’m gonna keep you in a special glass case until you change back dumbass”
yeah… just say you love them already, scara
your contact name on his phone is literally my idiot٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
would lovingly call you names as he leaves soft kisses on your face
“you’re a fucking idiot but it’s fine, you’re my idiot”
#nobu.writes#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin impact x y/n#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin x y/n#genshin x reader fluff#genshin impact headcanons#genshin imagines#scaramouche x you#scaramouche headcanons#scaramouche x reader#scara x reader#scara x you#scara x y/n#wanderer headcanons#wanderer x reader#genshin fluff#genshin impact fluff#scaramouche fluff
502 notes
·
View notes
Text
↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 , ꮲꭲ 2 . ( a series of sentence starters from season 1 of fox's sitcom , “ the mick ” adjust phrasing as necessary . )
damn , [ name ] , how many cars can one person crash ?
i can't help it — when i'm behind the wheel , i'm a slave to the power of the machine .
other people worked very hard to buy those cars , and now they're mine .
why you gotta put me in a cage ?
i'm not a rat , okay ?
shut up , you don't know what you're talking about .
i am NOT joking , i don't wanna do this .
guys , we don't snitch . that's it , end of story .
will you listen to yourself ?? "jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh"
[ name ] , you snitch you die !
pretty sure that was already there when i walked up .
how is this good news ?
everyone's gonna call me a traitor , like you .
don't worry about it , it was worth it .
what are you doing tomorrow night ?
just say the words , and it can be yours .
oh , it's like that , huh ? fine .
what was that ? i can't hear you ... you can't breathe ?
you better figure something out , 'cause if you don't — i'll have to go public with this .
that's called extortion , stupid !
those guys are just covering their own asses , they don't even like you .
as easily as i can save you in this world , i can destroy you .
if anybody messes with you , let us know - okay ?
with a dong like that , you'd think he'd be happier .
do i look like i'm playing , [ last name ] ?
oh , your breath reeks of booze .
i hope you have a plan .
i was up all night watching prep school movies in preparation .
there are some real evil illuminati-type vibes in here , right ?
there was a time i could see , and i have seen .
oh , i'm just getting warmed up .
we are but food for worms , gentlemen .
whose burrito did i just step in ?
get out of here , the tv's mine .
what did you do to my shirt ??
how would you feel if i ran around stealing your clothes ?
we had to kill him cause he wasn't a team player .
no more special treatment for you .
i grew up in squalor , i am perfectly comfortable in it .
[ name ] , don't you dare !
didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it .
if you decide that you don't want me around , just tell me and i will go .
you're not the only game in town , buddy , okay ?
you don't know who i hang out with .
jealousy is the reason people hate us .
you don't have to worry about labels , just like who you like .
i hope this is some sort of emergency .
you kept me waiting , so i'm gonna get right to it .
don't make this your thing , this is [ name's ] thing .
suing is how rich white people solve their problems .
i wanted to sing and show you there's nothing to be afraid of .
i'm so nervous for you ... i want to throw up and run away .
you could have me escorted out , but you have no security .
ooh , dark scary room ! you know what they call that in prison ? they call that a blind spot . great place to catch a shiv .
what kind of operation are you running here ?
you didn't do anything wrong . i was the problem , not you .
where i'm from , the guest gets the good seat .
i drink , smoke , lie , steal ... i'm drunk right now .
i will ruin him . please don't let me do that .
i'm not the one doing whatever you guys are doing ... what are you doing ?
i'm not judging , at least he's a hot mess .
it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep , so y'know ... this was bound to happen .
i will RUIN you when we get home .
i'll give it back to you in a minute , you're gonna get it back .
the suit you destroyed cost a grand !
come on , [ name ] . i'll help you get settled .
he can't know it was my idea .
she made her mean bed and she can sleep in those scratchy sheets .
woah , tough day at the office ?
what the hell did you just say to me ?
you are right ... no matter what you say about anything .
we do this all the time , but usually there's some art to it .
this is not nearly as fun as i thought it was gonna be .
you're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers ?
why don't you just systematically destroy her ?
i can see where this is headed , so i'm just gonna hit the road .
she ripped me open , stuffed me full of devastation and then sewed me back up again .
leave me alone , this is all your fault .
why are they yelling ? are they angry cause they're bad musicians ?
i will never understand your generation .
let me have it . how bad is it ?
do you have any idea what i saw in there ?
you should come and check out what's going on outside , cause i think you'll be pleasantly surprised .
i just want us to be friends again .
it would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you .
the truth is , i pity you .
when the universe gives you a sign , it's not up to you to ignore it .
[ name ] gave it to me . it means i'm in charge .
i'm not comfortable with the whole arrangement . where's [ name ] ?
this is outrageous ! i'm getting passed over again ?
i don't have a problem , i'm just blowing off some steam .
you wanna get in on this ?
you deserve to take a time out as much as anybody else .
sorry , i didn't realize you were the fun police .
having money has reaaally changed you .
i've lost control ?! oh no , you dumb , dumb idiot . YOU'VE lost control .
that's a gross overreaction .
i will show myself the door in a ... graceful and classy manner .
thanks for sticking around .
look , i realize i did some questionable things in there .
i just felt like the universe was giving me a sign .
i'm the only one worthy of its power !
keep it in your pants and follow my lead .
it's no offense , i just don't know you very well .
let's go over this one more time , just so we're clear .
we've already been over the terms .
what's in it for you ?
i like the element of surprise .
wasn't expecting that . are you okay ?
i saw a burglar , i didn't know what to do ... so i SMOKED his ass !
you SHOT me ! what the hell's the matter with you ?
that gunpowder's like a hundred years old , it probably just broke the skin .
what about the police ? they're expecting a gunshot victim .
guys , we've gotta move this along , okay ?
you got it , i'll get you a pillow .
you're lucky no one was killed .
here's the thing about the bordeaux ... i drank it .
i'm so sorry that you had to keep our mansion warm .
how do you think the police found them ?
if you're done criticizing me , i think i'll head on up to bed .
you want me to do the jobs no one else wants ?
can we pick this up tomorrow ? i was shot , so ... i'm very tired .
it has nothing to do with that . okay ? now please leave .
i wanted to thank you for having my back earlier .
that had nothing to do with you . i was just trying to hurt them .
it's chloroform . i found a recipe online .
[ name ] , don't come at me with that .
i was gonna do whatever it takes . i'm not a quitter.
i wanna tell you , i really do . but first there's something i need .
oh my god , you're bailing again .
innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own home .
'cause i don't like you , that's why .
i'd rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen to you screech .
you don't have to lie . i heard you guys .
how was i supposed to know you were gonna hug me ? i didn't even know you knew how to hug .
206 notes
·
View notes
Text
Death and His Lady
Death!Aemond Targaryen x Female Assassin!Reader
Rating: E (Explicit - MINORS DO NOT INTERACT)
Warnings: Extreme violence, explicit smut, allusions to reader having prior trauma
Word count: Almost 6k
Synopsis: As the King's assassin, Death becomes your most trusted confidant, but his influence along with unexpected events lead you down a path you never thought you'd walk.
Author’s note: I have literally been so excited about this fic I can't even deal with it!! Here's another gothic horror romance vibez fic from me! Thank you so much @lauraneedstochill for the beta read! Also the new trailer has me freaking all the way out so here we go! This fic is a rollercoaster ride and I really hope y'all enjoy it!!
I do not have a taglist! Instead if you would like to be notified when I post new fics follow my side blog @jo-writes-fanfic and turn your post notifications on!
Aemond Masterlist
You courted with Death in this endeavor, that you were certain.
Death must be enamored with you, given how many times you have brushed against it. Once, Death held even you in his arms, his embrace warm, but you spun free before he could sink his claws in you.
This time, you weren’t sure you’d be able to outwit him.
Like a fox evading a hound, you toyed with Death, amused at his growing frustration at your continued escapes.
If you’re being completely honest with yourself, you enjoyed being chased as much as you believed he enjoyed chasing you.
But now, as blood spurted from your lips, your vision hazy, you thought you might very well fully succumb to Death’s clutches today.
“No,” you groaned as the vision of him flickered in your view.
White hair, pale skin, one eye of sapphire and one of violet, a jagged scar down his face, clothes of all black to match the black feathered wings at his back.
He looked like an angel- the fallen avenging kind, and he smirked as he cocked his head at you, the promise of conquest in his gaze.
There was a yearning deep in your chest, a desire to have his attentions on you and only you, a pull that left you intoxicated at the sight of him. Perhaps that was why you continued this game.
It was one you could only ever lose.
The wooden chair you were tied to as the men mercilessly beat you groaned in protest from the backwards momentum of your body as your enemy landed another punch, blood spurting again.
You were too far gone for quick witted comebacks, for speaking at all. Being the king’s most trusted spy and assassin was always a dangerous job, but one you flourished in.
Today, however, was particularly dangerous it seemed. You couldn’t even remember what information the men wanted from you anymore.
It didn’t matter, you would never give anything away, you’d sooner greet Death like an old friend than betray your kingdom.
He flickered in your vision once again. His savage beauty was a welcome sight. Like a fallen prince. Like an avenging angel. Like your heart’s darkest desires.
Perhaps it would be a relief to sink into his embrace, to give up, to cease the fight.
His expression changed, no longer self satisfactory, no- he looked angry with you as he strode across the dank dungeon to stand before you.
Time paused completely and you let out a gasping breath of relief as fists paused from meeting your skin.
He leaned down so his face was close enough that your nose nearly brushed his, like a lover would, but no- fury filled his gaze.
“Fight,” he growled at you.
“I can’t,” you gasped.
“You can and you will,” he ordered, “you will not give up and die. Today is not the day.”
Some deep primal part of you woke at those words, at the steel in his tone, at his orders. And the rage and fury inside of him reminded you of your own and it filled you once more. Filled you to fight, to survive.
You would not lay down and die today.
He smirked as he saw the change in your eyes. He brushed a whisper of a kiss to your lips, soft and swift enough that it hardly even counted as a real kiss, but it ignited a flame in you and when your eyes fluttered back open, he was gone.
The tie around your wrists had been cut and as time started again, you caught the fist aimed at your face and you fought.
You gave Death a tribute as your torturers met their bitter end at your violent hands.
Maybe that was why he had always seemed willing to let you go, you mused, you were practically his handmaiden with the amount of souls you gave him, the amount of lives you ended brutally.
You walked out of that dungeon battered and bloody, but alive enough to continue your game with Death, to live for another day.
This game had gone on for years, but never once had he interfered the way he did today, never once had he prevented you from passing over into his realm. No, every other time it had been your own grit and guile.
Today, Death showed his hand when he prevented you from dying.
He enjoyed the chase as much as you did, that you were certain, and you were determined to continue it.
————————————————————
You knelt before your king and the silver white of his hair brought up the memory of your obsession. They say that Targaryens are closer to gods than men. Your death god was testimony of that.
Once, when curiosity won over practicality, you spend days in the royal library researching and reading about all of the Targaryen ancestors until you found a book weathered and brown from age that contained artist renditions and you found him.
Your personal demon was Aemond Targaryen, rider of the legendary Vhagar, harbinger of death even in his mortal life.
You read everything you could about his life, drinking in every aspect of his personality that you could learn about him. You were infatuated, perhaps even loved him after his actions to save you.
Your king told you to rise and you reported to him the events of the past few days, leaving out details about your kiss with Death.
The king’s looks were nowhere near the godlike chiseled beauty of his ancestor, you mused as he told you of your next mission. Although it’s not like you were one to talk, earlier as healers cleaned off all the blood and stitched up your cuts, you looked at your reflection in the mirror and had to look away from your bruised and battered form, you were nearly unrecognizable.
“Rest for a few days, then take your leave,” the King ordered.
“Yes, your majesty,” you bowed, then left the throne room.
You retreated to your chambers and immediately tumbled into bed. Sleep took you swiftly and deeply, and like the night after every other near Death experience, he was waiting for you in your dreams.
You asked him once how it worked, and he explained that the veil was always thin after your near crossovers, and he was able to influence your dreams.
And influence them he did… you whimpered as his cock filled you to the absolute brim.
He grunted and pulled your lips to his, tongue tangling with your own, and you wrapped your thighs around his trim waist pulling him closer, wanting him as close as possible.
The angle changed and you shivered, despite the heat of his sweat slicked skin, as he hit the spot inside of you that made you forget anything but him.
“Aemond,” you moaned and he stopped his movement, became still as Death.
“How do you know that name?” He asked, his hand on the side of your neck as he pulled back enough to meet your gaze.
His voice was low and cold, dangerous.
You took a shuddering breath.
“I researched, I needed to know more about the one who haunts me,” you said, putting steel in your voice despite your nerves.
Amusement flickered in his expression, “I knew I picked the right woman.”
“You probably say that to all the assassins you save,” you teased.
He chuckled darkly and you clenched down on his length where he still remained inside you.
His chuckle turned into a growl and he unleashed himself on you, filling you and your heart’s blackest desire.
In the darkest part of the night his sounds of ecstasy tangled with your own until you both found release in one another, the type of release you’d never found with anyone else, and a feeling of comfort and satisfaction unlike any other filled your chest.
With him, you felt whole, but that feeling dwindled as you woke the next morning in your bed alone.
————————————————————
“Lady Death,” the pirate king before you said in an attempt to flatter you.
His handsomeness was average, nothing exciting or remotely comparable to the sharp features of your devilishly handsome death god.
His words clanged inside you and hit upon something true and vital. But, you could not show your reaction.
“Skull King,” you replied, your lips pursed as you lifted your chin.
He laughed, like a sword scraping over stones, and your hand drifted towards the dagger strapped to your thigh.
“You are more beautiful than any descriptions I’ve ever heard,” he said.
“I do not leave many alive to describe me,” you said back with considerable bite in your tone.
He merely laughed once more and waved a hand at you.
“Let us cease with the back and forth and discuss why I am truly here,” you demanded.
“What does your king want?” He asked with a sigh.
“For you to cease your pillaging of the costal villages,” you said.
He narrowed his eyes at you, “And why would he send you to negotiate with me?”
“He knew you would not want or need riches as a bribe. I offer you my services. In exchange for no longer attacking our villages, I will assassinate an enemy of your choice,” you explained.
His broad feral grin was an answer in itself.
————————————————————
“Lady Death Lady Death Lady Death” a deep dark voice hissed at you from the inky black.
Eyes blinked open, shining bright, one sapphire and one violet, and you jolted awake.
You took a shuddering breath, your skin slick with sweat. It had been weeks since you’d seen or heard from Death, and you’d spend that time trying to forget about your last encounter, though your efforts were entirely futile.
But the pirate king’s words to you yesterday had shaken something awake inside you.
You shook your head and arose from your bed, as you readied yourself, strapping an ungodly amount of weapons to your body, you cleared your mind and prepared yourself for another day of offering your midnight lover tributes.
You crept across rooftops, having spent the entire day and most of the night tracking the Skull King’s most bitter rival.
Honestly this whole rivalry seemed trivial to you, but you would do as you were bid.
The man was a piss-poor drunk, having bought himself and the whole bar rounds and rounds of drinks. You watched through the crack in the ceiling as he pulled a barmaid onto his lap despite her protests.
Certainly, now you were more than happy to be the bringer of his death. You gritted your teeth and reminded yourself of patience as he squeezed her curves and she pushed off him, managing to disentangle herself from his drunk and reeking presence.
He yelled after her, slurred and vile words that had you gripping your favorite dagger.
Just wait, just wait, just wait, you reminded yourself. There was to be only one death tonight. If you unleashed yourself now the death toll would be far too great and the act would be sloppy, more easily tracked and blame pinned quickly on the guilty parties.
So you continued to watch and finally when he stumbled to the alley to relieve himself as you knew he would, you crept off the roof and hid yourself in the shadows.
Death himself stood there where the rogue pirate should be. Your heart stumbled but you managed to stop yourself from gasping.
“My lady,” he purred and bowed. Death bowed before you then stepped aside and gestured to the man you were targeting, the man whose life only had moments left.
As Aemond faded back into the shadows, you knew he was still watching, and you blinked twice, gave yourself a second for one steadying breath, then moved.
The man’s back was to you and it took little effort to leap upon his back and slit his throat.
Blood sprayed and you jumped off his back, retreating quick enough that as his body fell to the ground, it did not hit you.
You waited the moments it took for the gurgling noise of him choking on his own blood to cease and made certain he was well and truly in Death’s grasp before you yanked the ring off his finger, the proof of a job well done, and turned to leave.
Before you turned completely, you saw Death as he crouched over the bloodied body, he shot you a wink and you shuddered as you ran off.
You covered your tracks, and when you were certain there would be no possibility of the death being traced back to you, you returned to the office of the Skull King.
You slipped through the shadows and waited for him, lounging in his chair like you owned it- like it was your throne.
When he entered, you threw a knife so that it buried itself in the wall close enough to his head that he felt the whisper of its kiss.
He glared at you and you smirked.
“It’s done,” you said and threw the ring at him.
He caught it, his expression torn between impressed and still angry at your nonverbal threat.
“It needn’t be said, but I can end your life just as easily should you not uphold your end of the bargain,” you said. His face blanched at the tone of your voice, the look in your eye that held Death.
He nodded slightly and with one more smirk at him, you vanished into the dark.
You scrubbed the blood off you and prepared yourself for a night’s rest before beginning your journey back to King’s Landing.
————————————————————
This was the first night Death appeared to you in your dreams even though you hadn’t nearly greeted him in the afterlife.
“How?” You asked breathlessly as his lips broke from yours to create a blazing trail of fire across your jaw and down the side of your neck.
“You are mine, and as you do your king’s bidding- slaughtering - our bond strengthens and so does your power,” he said and then ran his tongue up the column of your throat.
You gasped and you couldn’t tell if it was due to his words or his tongue.
You are mine. You are mine. You are mine.
The words echoed in your brain as his lips trailed down your body to your core where he pleasured you with that wicked tongue.
Every time you killed after that night, he appeared in your dreams, joining your bodies in ecstacy and strengthening that connection.
He appeared in a vision every time you unleashed yourself in violence and spilled blood, ending lives, and living up to your new infamous title that rippled across the seven kingdoms, Lady Death.
You no longer lived in the shadows, you became the shadows within men fell.
————————————————————
In the following months, the King kept you busier than ever. You weren’t certain if it was due to the power that your growing reputation provided him or if he wanted to keep you away, that same reputation striking fear into his own heart.
Lately you hardly completed a mission before you received correspondence from the King with instructions for your next kill.
He kept you far away from King’s Landing. It was fine with you, that den of vipers was never your home anyway. You didn’t have a true home. Perhaps that was why the embrace of Death felt like home.
These days you hardly scrubbed the blood off you before you were covered in more. You killed nearly daily. Your connection with Death strengthened, to the point that his presence became near constant, in your waking hours and in your dreams.
The more he appeared, the more you could feel it, that sensation like something prowled beneath your skin begging to burst forward and shatter the world.
There had been no mention again of powers, but yet you could feel them growing.
Months passed, and the first time they manifested, you leveled a building.
You were trapped, well and truly, and it was due to your careless fatal mistake, overconfidence having become a rampant part of your personality due to your successes, and the strength of the death god who worshiped you.
You were surrounded, having not been careful enough to ensure your targets were alone, too cocky that you wouldn’t be followed, and now you fought against twelve men.
”Kill them,” Aemond hissed from where he stood behind you, his rage growing stronger and directly influencing your own emotions.
You could not determine where his emotions began and yours ended, so entangled the two of you had become.
You tried, you used all of your skill, all of your strength, and it was not enough as the sword sunk into your gut.
You hadn’t been this close to joining Death in the afterlife in a long while.
“End them, destroy, and take what is yours,” Aemond growled through clenched teeth.
You knew he would not do it for you, if he did then you wouldn’t be who he thought you were, who he needed you to be, who he loved.
And you could feel it again, that thing that prowled beneath your skin begging to be released.
So you became Death Incarnate as liquid fire filled your eyes and soul and exploded from your body. Black cold flames that instantly killed everyone they touched.
“Good,” Aemond urged, those same wild flames in his eye. He pressed a kiss to your throat and the flames only grew stronger.
His hand grazed your stomach, healing the wound.
Your chest heaved as you took ragged breaths and surveyed the carnage around you.
The fire grew out of control as you started to panic, but with Death’s careful instruction, you grounded yourself and reeled it all back in.
You stood, dead bodies littered the ground around you, and only moved when the building groaned and threatened to fall atop you.
You walked out of the ruined structure side by side with Death, as it crumbled behind you, leaving devastation in your wake.
————————————————————
One night, during a dream, as you lay breathless in his arms after you both reached such high peaks at one another’s tongues, you asked him the question that had been so heavy on your mind.
“Why me?” you asked curiously.
“Hm?”
His fingers traced patterns on your back. You turned your head from its place in his neck- you were half lying on his chest, and looked over at his wing.
“Why did you choose me?”
He chuckled softly. “Never before have I seen someone turn Death into such a beautiful game. You intrigued me.”
You brushed a finger down the most sensitive part of his wing and he shuddered.
“And now?” you asked.
“And now, sweet temptress, you have convinced me to devote the entirety of my eternal being to you,” he growled before flipping you over suddenly so you were beneath him.
You grinned at him, breathless and in wonder, and had no words, so you simply pulled his mouth to yours and proved to him how utterly devoted you were to him as well.
————————————————————
It took time and Aemond’s careful instruction- months as you continued killing daily, fulfilling the King’s requirements, but you learned to control your newfound powers, that death fire. Still you couldn’t hide their manifestation in your eyes when you were angry or prepared to kill.
You stood before your King once more and offered a several months long report detailing your actions since you last saw him.
“Do not leave out any details,” he warned you through narrowed eyes.
You pursed your lips and revealed as little information as you could about this magic, these powers that have recently manifested, but enough to please him.
You knew he’d gotten reports, you rarely left eyewitnesses, but still rumors spread, you could hardly downplay it.
You saw the wariness in his expression.
Death manifested at your side.
“Kill him,” he murmured.
You ignored him, continuing to report to the King.
“When were you going to tell me of this new magic you wield?” He asked, distrust in his voice.
“End him, take his power for your own, sit on the Iron Throne,” Death whispered in your ear, purring like a lover.
“This is the first time I’ve seen you in months, my King, you’ve kept me busy far away from the Red Keep, one could only wonder why,” you said, with only a little bit of bite.
The King narrowed his eyes at you once more.
“I do not have to explain my decisions to you. Your role is to serve and not question,” he sneered.
For the first time while you were awake, you could feel Aemond’s hands on you. The bond between the two of you was stronger than ever as he stood behind you and intertwined his fingers with yours. He slowly brought your intertwined hands down from the small of your waist to the front of your hip- threatening to go lower, an echo - a memory of the night before he knew he triggered by that action.
You remembered your dream last night, in a very similar position except then you sat before a mirror as he guided you to touch yourself, to aid him in giving you release, insisting you watch yourself as you moaned his name in ecstacy and he poured honey filled praises in your ear. He pulled two releases from you, forcing your eyes back on yourself, before he finally filled you, and the sight of him inside you, both your expressions twisted in pleasure, was the most erotic sight of all.
The memory flashed in your eyes and you saw his current actions for what they were, a blatant attempt at seduction, as he used that same deep velvety voice as when he was trying to make you come, as his lips grazed your ear and beautiful silver hair fell over your shoulder, as he said, “Kill him, my love.”
And you thought…
You thought he might be right.
Maybe you should kill this condescending king. You were more powerful than him. You were more powerful than everyone but your lover, no, to Aemond you were his equal.
His Lady Death, and maybe it was finally time to take what was your own, to use your skills and powers for yourself, not in the service of others, not in the service of a king who didn’t appreciate you.
You indeed felt that power within you begin to rise to the surface.
And the king blanched, fear changing his expression.
“What are you?” He gasped.
And just like that, the fire that had begun to build inside you, which you were sure was molten in your eyes, sputtered out as if water had been thrown on you.
“Your loyal servant,” you murmured with a curtsey.
Death growled his discontentment, but you ignored him.
The king nodded, his lips pursed, and dismissed you.
For the first time in a long long time, you were uncertain of your own actions and choices.
————————————————————
Two weeks later, you were in the North with a list of targets from the king to dispatch.
The image of the king’s fear of you constantly flashed in your mind, regret and pride creating an uncomfortable cocktail of emotions within you.
The regret was waning as Death continued as your constant companion, seducing and urging you forward.
Your days became routine, although it was a comforting routine.
Wake up, eat, train your magic, prepare, kill, be rewarded in the form of Aemond fucking you, sleep, and do it all over again the next day.
The last name on your list of kills in the North was one you were actually eager for. This kill you would savor rather than committing without feeling. This time, you were able to use your skills for both your King and your own gain.
This man had been one of your tormentors in your youth, you’d never had the time to track him down after he fled from King’s Landing, and now you would grant him the slow painful death he deserved.
He sat in his home, a candle in the window, and you knew the timing was right. You’d watched him for days and knew you had a window of time of about two hours before his preferred courtesan arrived.
Hate had your heart beating like a drum, your power rising, but you stifled it. You had to be clear headed and you didn’t want to use your powers to grant him an instant death, no, he deserved something wholly different. You wanted to feel his death, his blood on your own hands.
You snuck through the back door, through the broken lock you’d disabled the night before.
You ensured you were well and truly alone- besides your Angel of Death, creeping through the dark house towards your quarry.
You stepped into the sitting room and relished the way his eyes widened in fear, then recognition as you threw back your hood.
He breathed out a name, not one of your many titles, a name from a past life, a name no one besides Death knew, a name not even your king knew.
The flames in your eyes guttered, replaced by cold rage.
His eyes again filled with fear as you threw a dagger that embedded itself in his shoulder.
A yell of pain and outrage as he tried to stand, but quick as an asp another dagger fled from your hand and buried itself into his other shoulder.
Another dagger was in your hand, poised to throw if necessary.
He gritted his teeth, blood flowing heavily, and you smirked.
“Bitch,” he spat out.
Aemond appeared behind you, and hissed in disapproval.
Anger fell to cold terror as he beheld the Death God behind you.
His haunting beauty, both terrible and great, that was the other side of the coin to your own- that made you the perfect pair.
“You can see him?” you asked.
He nodded and the smell of urine filled the room.
“Interesting,” you murmured even as your nose wrinkled at him.
“It’s high time I teach you what real fear feels like,” you purred, your words an echo of the ones he’d said to you in your girlhood.
And show him you did.
Even after you were done, your rage was a jagged thing in your chest that threatened to swallow you whole. You didn’t know how to put it back in that carefully constructed box that allowed you to play the part of the disinterested assassin.
Aemond crouched over the body, pressing two fingers to the forehead, sending the soul to the afterlife- to eternal torment, as he always did after you killed.
He was the beginning and end of the destruction you wreaked on others, on the world.
Slaughter, that was what you had done today. You couldn’t decide if it made you feel better or worse. You supposed it didn’t matter, the man was no longer capable of hurting others the way he had hurt you.
Death prowled to you, and you looked up at him, chest still heaving and beating hard from whatever today’s actions had both shattered and healed within it.
He stood close enough that his steady chest brushed against yours.
Dark flames danced in his gaze, the same that danced in your own when your emotions were heightened, you both had the same unholy powers as a result of your bond, your union.
And you knew he understood you completely, when he said nothing, for there were no words that would soothe now, no he simply leaned down and kissed you, thoroughly and deeply.
When he pulled back, only slightly, brushing his sharp nose against yours, he murmured, “You taste better when you mean it, when your heart is in the kill.”
You let him make love to you in the blood spattered room.
————————————————————
Your waking hours and dreams bled into one, so filled with him and the pleasure only he could provide.
This was indeed one of those moments, where the release he pulled from you was so strong, so heady, that you could not be certain if you were awake or dreaming.
You moaned as he gripped your hips and continued a brutal pace as he thrusted inside you.
Your power, his power, flames of Death danced and burned in the bed along with you as he joined himself with you.
You burned with heat, with love for the only one who truly understood you- your mirror image due to the brutality inside both of you.
But suddenly, he stopped.
“Wake up,” he ordered, an expression you’d never seen on his face before, something akin to panic.
“What?” you asked in confusion.
“Wake up!” he yelled, and at that primal dominance in his tone, you obeyed.
You held in your gasp as your eyes opened and you beheld the scene before you.
You were not alone. The room was filled with men all with weapons in their hands.
“The king sends his regards,” the assassin in your bed hissed as he lifted a dagger to thrust it into your heart.
You had less than a heartbeat to react.
Just as the sharp tip of the dagger broke your skin, black flames exploded out of you, ravaging the room and everyone in it.
You sat up, hand on your chest and blood coating your fingers, and surveyed your destruction.
The room was filled with fire. Every man was instantly dead, and now your black flames turned them to ashes.
Aemond stood in the center of your storm, and watched you, pride evident in his gaze.
Betrayal twisted in your gut, making you feel sick, and you extinguished the fire.
“He tried to kill me,” you rasped out.
Your angel of death, your protector, your lover in life and death nodded.
“He fears you and the power you hold. He is a jealous coward,” he said, cold anger filling every word.
“You were right,” you whispered, hoping that if you said them quietly enough that they wouldn’t be true.
He simply nodded again.
And it finally sunk in. The king you had devoted your entire adult life to, the king you had defiled yourself for through all manner of heinous acts of bloodshed, had betrayed you.
He had turned on you, quickly and easily, despite your continued loyalty. He’d sent a group of men to kill you in your sleep after you just finished killing everyone on his list.
He always had someone else do his dirty work, the coward he is, but usually you’re the one he sends out.
This time he’d sent others to kill you as if you were no more than a loose end, a task to check off his list, and inconvenience that had grown too taxing.
You met the heavy gaze of Death and said, “I know what I have to do.”
————————————————————
The entire journey back to the Red Keep Aemond reviewed and revised the plan with you over and over again.
You were ready. You were prepared.
All of the skills, techniques, and powers you had acquired you were going to use for your own gain, for yourself today - with Death at your side.
No one knew the secret passages of the Red Keep better than the King’s Assassin. You crept in at night, using the darkness as a cloak and remaining completely undetected.
You set yourself up high in the mezzanine above the throne room and settled in for a long wait.
Patience was key to your plan, to all of your plans generally, but it didn’t mean that the fury didn’t still burn as hot as ever.
You let the black flames twirl and dance around your fingers and promised yourself that this time, it would be different. This time, you would come out on top.
Hours passed, your legs cramped, but you ignored it, waiting, waiting, waiting for the right moment.
You watched as dawn broke, bathing the room in golden light that bounced off the Iron Throne.
The king eventually sat on that throne, meeting with petitioners, and you continued your game of patience.
Finally, the moment was right, the room was no longer teeming with people, but not empty enough that there wouldn’t be an audience.
You leapt from your hiding spot and landed nimbly right before him. Shock and fear changed his previously bored expression.
You smirked, a cutting spiteful thing, as you stood.
There was yelling from the king’s guards, but your midnight fire surrounded and circled the king and you, separating you both from everyone else in the room. The few who tried to cross it died instantly, the others learned from their mistakes and stepped back from your flames and watched.
“Surprised to see me?” You asked.
The blood drained from his face.
Satisfaction only fueled the righteous fury in your chest.
“Yes,” he admitted.
“You tried to kill me,” you hissed through gritted teeth.
“Yes,” he merely repeated.
“I have given EVERYTHING for you and to protect your rule. Have done EVERYTHING you asked. And this is how you reward me? By sending others to murder me in my sleep?” You said, lip curling in a snarl and angry tears pooling in your eyes.
Death became visible at your side, not behind you like your puppeteer- beside you as your equal. He was not only visible to you- no you knew he was always with you - he became visible to everyone in the room as your fire pulsed higher and hotter.
His hand on your back steadied and reassured you.
Gasps filled the room once more.
You glanced at Aemond, his long white hair juxtaposed against the black of his wings, his beauty something of dreams and nightmares. He had an intense look on his sharp face, but underneath it was love for you and only you.
The king looked at his ancestor, made eye contact with his own demise, then looked back at you.
“You were too dangerous to be kept alive,” he said.
“I was completely loyal to you until your lackey tried to stab me in the heart,” you spat.
“I suspect it will be the last mistake I ever make,” he said.
“That is correct,” Aemond replied, his voice smooth and confident.
“Kill him, my love,” Death urged. This time, you listened.
A ball of fire appeared in your hand as you bared your teeth at the man who would no longer be your ruler.
“You were right to fear me,” you said darkly, and threw Death Flames at your king.
————————————————————
Aemond walked forward slowly and reached towards the king as you took gasping shuddering breaths.
You stopped seeing him, stopped seeing anything, as the impact of your actions crashed over you.
He was before you once more, and with gentle fingers under your chin, he tilted your head back so you could meet his gaze.
“My Lady Death, My Queen,” he said loud enough for everyone to hear before he pressed his lips to yours.
His kiss enveloped and steadied you.
Your flames sputtered out, but no one made a single move, for fear of the two of you.
As he pulled back, he smiled at you, took a step back, and placed the conqueror’s crown on your head.
“How do I taste now?” you asked.
“Exquisite,” he murmured, his voice deep and soft as velvet.
You grinned back at him, a wild feral thing.
He took your hand and led you to sit on the Iron Throne.
Death then kneeled before you, bowing his head.
“Kneel before your Queen,” he ordered, loud enough for all to hear.
Everyone in the room followed suit.
You became the new Queen of the Seven Kingdoms with Death at your side.
You would rule together, side by side, using your powers for your own gain, as Queen and King, as Death and His Lady.
#aemond targaryen#house of the dragon#hotd#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond targaryen x you#aemond targaryen x y/n#aemond targaryen smut
322 notes
·
View notes