#i would cook!
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trapped between im so lucky and appreciative that i have a grandma who cooks for me without complaint and i love her so so much and oh my god please i havent tasted seasoning in 7 months
#charlie.txt#ik im being a brat but she insists she cooks for me 🥲#i would cook!#in okay cooking!#for myself and her!!#but oh my lord.......#shes good at gravy mince and steak pies but i just ate plain salmon with skin nine shrimp and four soggy asparagus#healthy doesn't mean BLAND!!!!!#sob
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#nobara kugisaki#nanami kento#choso kamo#junpei yoshino#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES#'did you sleep hina' no#ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD#i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew#also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To#he is implied through th dialogue#side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way#pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me#not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap
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so uh i'm thinking about ex-boyfriend!nanami. you broke up with him 3 years ago but he's never been able to move on. he's tried everything. everything under the sun, and none of it has ever worked.
he isn't even sure if forgetting you is what he wants. he thinks he wants to let you live in the spot carved out for you in his heart, whether that hurts him or not.
and when you run into him in the lobby of your apartment building? one thing leads to another and you find yourself splayed out on the couch obscenely, the oversized shirt you were wearing hiked up to your waist as you slowly part your legs for him.
the world blurs around you.
all you can think about is this very moment.
the significance of what you’re doing is entirely palpable to you. you’re inviting him in, not just to your house, but into your heart again.
breathing heavily, your eyes follow his every movement in anticipation as his fingers dance across your inner thighs.
his hands slip underneath the waistband of your panties, two fingers sliding in between your slick folds. you tense a little at the sensation as he parts them, the rough pads of his fingers prodding the sensitive bud of nerves that makes you shiver and whine.
“god,” he groans. “i’ve fucking missed this pussy.”
you let out a little laugh at the foul language that slips from his tongue. it’s been so long since you’ve heard his voice, and even longer since you’ve felt his touch.
“missed your cock too, kento,” you murmur, eager to show that you’ve been equally longing for him, if not more. you want to hear more of him, so you reach your hand out to palm at his erection. he’s rock hard, and there’s a little wet spot on his pants from the precum.
“fuck,” he mutters, tilting his head back. “it’s been a while.”
you giggle at that, a little woozy from the wine. “it’s been a while for me too.”
“n-no, you don’t understand,” his grip on your hips tightens as he struggles to maintain his composure. “you were the last.”
oh.
your eyes widen at that revelation, stopping your movements to fully look at him. “w-why haven’t you—”
for the second time tonight, you find yourself in complete disbelief. you were the last person he slept with? that had been more than 2 years ago - way more than enough time for things to change, for someone else to come along.
but then again, nanami’s always been a serious man, and by extension, that applied to his love life too. never one to seek out casual hookups, that man dated to marry.
“i didn’t want anyone else. only you,” he murmurs. “that hasn’t changed.”
your heart is not the only thing that clenches at the raw sincerity in his voice.
“say it again,” you whisper. “i want— i want to hear you say it again.”
“i only want you.” nanami must have realised how much you needed to hear that, the same way he had needed your confirmation earlier, because his voice is more resolute this time. “and this—” his hand moves to cup yours, guiding your movements as he slowly drags your hand over his cock. “s’all for you, sweetheart.”
one hand reaches for the back of your neck, holding you tenderly as he peppers kisses on your lips and all over your neck.
the other hand, though, moves deviously between your thighs, a singular digit plunging into your soaked cunt.
nanami relishes the way you gasp into his mouth, back arching off the couch as all sorts of pretty sounds drip from your flushed lips.
i love you.
i still love you, after all this time.
he doesn’t say it out loud - no, it isn’t the right time.
but he repeats it loudly enough inside his head, hoping that somehow, you might hear it too.
a/n: this is part of my upcoming work: i never moved from where you left me (nsfw)
there are apologies to be made, lost time to reclaim, and parts of each other waiting to be rediscovered. and yet, you know him like an old song. you know the words, carved into the lining of your skin, you know its melody, a soft hum that echoes in the chambers of your heart. nanami kento is that lingering rhythm, that pained harmony, existing deep within the cracks of memory and longing - an unfading symphony in your soul.
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#im writing this rn just let me cook I NEED TIME#no but seriously that man is a DEVOTED lover. why would he ever move on. he loves you#jjk x reader#jjk x reader smut#jjk smut#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen smut#nanami#nanami x reader#nanami smut#nanami kento#nanami kento x reader#nanami x you#nanami kento smut#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento oneshot#nanami oneshot#nanami fanfic#nanami x y/n#nanami fluff#jjk nanami#jjk#nanami drabble#jjk drabble
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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.
#thoroughly enjoyed today's episode#helaena babygirl i'm so so sorry for all of this#also apparently you can't spell delusional without criston cole#all my homies hate criston cole#also rhaenyra this episode?? emma d'arcy the actor that you are#and i would in fact let olivia cooke slap me#also peak acting from her goddamn the acting is just incredible this season#also THE FUCKING STITCHES ON THE BABY'S NECK BRO#fishgills speaks#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon season 2#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers
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*sensually smooches and licks a pomegranate like a horny tiktok chef*
(Support me on my Ko-Fi! <3)
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv elliott#elliott fans spare my life but i think he would canonically film thirst-baiting cooking videos#the earring is such a fan favorite for some reason🤔#do people think he has just one or on both sides?#glycine is trying to draw#time spent on this piece: 9 hours 💀💀
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Atsushi learned to bake after chapter 88...
#my art#digital art#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungou stray dogs fanart#shin soukoku#sskk#nakajima atsushi#akutagawa ryuunosuke#cooking my bf meme!#kinda late to this tread but idc#bsd atsushi#bsd akutagawa#bsd spoilers#was thinking about drawing the cookie burned#i should have done that it would have been funny (no)
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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attacking you with a brewing stand jump so you're forced to feel better
#this is from a fun little concept i was talking with some people on discord abt#how evbo would get used to eating cooked food and how he couldn't really handle raw meat after that#parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#pkciv#pkcv#seawatt#evbo#seawatt fanart#evbo fanart
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Michael Afton draws FNAF tape girl for Vanessa,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#vanny fnaf#phone guy#phone dude#tape girl#fnaf 3#fnaf help wanted#security breach#fnaf fanart#PHONE GUY MENTIONED 🔥🔥#ALL THREE of the phone information folks in FNAF!#I like to think Michael would draw these dudes like this#in the survival logbook he draws himself super simply#a faceless night guard SO I could see he draws phone guy with a phone head#IT FEELS fitting to me#the phone guy design is classic WHICH I promise I’ll give him a human design in time ☎️❤️#BUT there isn’t any real established object head looks for phone dude or tape girl#SO I MADE MY OWN!#so I hope you like them I THINK the designs as very cute#Idk If I’ll draw them again maybe just for fun#VANESSA was hoping Michael drew tape girl as a full human#so she’s a lil disappointed with what he actually drew..#SHE just doesn’t get what he’s cooking 🔥🔥
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kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post
also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....
#cps#digital art#artist on tumblr#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimharry#started has a silly warm up. ended has a 'im too deep into this follow up with a comic for goofs and gafs'#i imagine they went grocery shopping to have dinner tgt. kim would probably handling the cooking#acts of service is probably his love language yeapyeap#silly headcanon but i would imagine that Kim immediately knows that something is off when Harry starts to lag behind him when walking#even when they r not on duty i think Harry is always speedwalking in front of Kim taking the lead#ignore jean´s ugliness it was my first time ever drawing him heart emoji#and ofc this was another excuse to draw fluff
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Shen Yuan & Shang Qinghua shenanigans? Or Shen Yuan x Bingge?
[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Bingge looming over a scared and flustered Shen Yuan and purring, "Shizuuun- finally found you (heart)". After that are fake comments by Liu Qingge that say in all caps, "Get a job. Stay away from him." End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
Thank you!
#idk I had to add the lqg commentary bc that’s how I felt drawing them LMAO#svsss#bingyuan#luo binghe#luo bingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#also anon I would have drawn cumplane but I’m currently cooking something up in regards to cumplane so I’m sick of drawing those two#but I hope this suffices 🙏#asks#hoot art
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Portal 1 Chell, I will love you forever
#this woman needs to get into the sun asap#all the things i would cook for her#portal#portal fanart#portal chell#portal 2#artists on tumblr
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I decided to draw Sun in a cute apron I saw on a shopping website.
Then I figured that he'd act like Gordan Ramsey lol
I think it'd be funny if he just had one of those toy microwaves with plastic toy food in it fhdhfh
The sketches
#I would not trust him to cook or bake anything though#He would burn the water or smth#the daycare attendant#my art#fnaf sun#sundrop#digital art#finished art#sun x y/n#<--- ig#self insert
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All rise for the Big Daddy of Wrath
And as a bonus:
#satan#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#spoilers#hazbin hotel satan#satan helluva boss#satan hazbin hotel#helluva boss satan#hellaverse#vivziepop#photoset#vivzieverse#sweet baby jesus YES#deadass I was playing Persona 5 songs nonstop while making this#also I was not that far off about him having a draconic design!#It's sorta giving Malefor vibes and I fucking love that#no facial hair though - kind of a missed opportunity#also hallelujah we actually got to hear Patrick Page sing in this episode - I would have preferred a little more but I'll take it#Spindlehorse honestly cooked with this entire episode#And the animation in this was even better than the last one#ALSO also I am in love with Vassago - he was just delightful!
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#be gentle with the site…let it cook especially if you’ve been on here for along time#if it takes too long you can always restart it#saw a poll about tumblr fame where the metric was follower count but since follower count is private the real metric we use on here is#how much interaction do your original posts receive#anyway! have at it!#also if you wanted to take the final Total Notes number and divide it by Posts Counted for your Avg Notes Per Post I would appreciate that#like when I divide my Total Notes by my Posts Counted I average 644 notes per original post allegedly
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