#i would be gagging

[lainalit]

Imagine this the court of nightmare + Illyrians working together and occupy Velaris and the inner circle is now imprisoned in hewn city and then feyre demands that they be released and Keir says "You have every comfort and yet it is not enough?" 😌🤚

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Eliot’s patented hangover cure.

Leverage S04E11 The Experimental Job.

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[alexxuun]

His Angelina. They can be insufferable together.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Singing Cultivators [video]

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[zan0tix]

I love perusing 2010s dirkjake fanart and this old prompt is actually so good i had to do my own one.

[lui-the-cute-snek]

Enough with making Bee pregananat, it's Breakdown's turn

[afterthelambs]

Do we agree the Phantom Thieves make fun of Joker for the "I'll hold onto your glove" thing because if I knew someone irl who carried around an article of clothing from their 9-month situationship wherever they go I would think it's the lamest shit I've ever heard. Like I think the Phantom Thieves would be kind and considerate towards Joker when he's in mourning but the second Akechi comes back and shuake finally gets together post-canon it's no mercy. They are never letting him live it down

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[actual-lea]

Can't wait until Severance season 3, in which Lumon hires an even bigger security man, who gets murdered in front of Mark in an even more traumatizing fashion.

[lainalit]

AU where Rhysand with a white dress crashes his ex lovers wedding with an illiterate teenager so he can marry him

[loidloid]

TWIYOR YOU ARE NOTHING

[opbackgrounds]

I'd forgotten they tried to beat the boys awake

Usopp is low-key the MVP of Thriller Bark

In an arc full of great gags, this is perhaps the greatest. I'm not sure I could choose between this and Luffy pushing a zombie into its own grave

[marlenacantswim]

underutilized aspect of lassiter's running "i'd rather..." line of dialog is the ability to drop absolutely buckwild pieces of lore with it.

as an example: "i'd rather get stuck in an elevator with Al Gore." his gaze grows distant. "...again."

[bunnieswithknives]

Thinking about his brain

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I just want you to know that I was rereading the PDMDZS comics yet again, and I finally caved and watched Legally Blonde because you're like a puppeteer that draws things and I'm like "well, guess I have to see it now." Now, after watching Legally Blonde, I must tell you that Elle Woods is love, Elle Woods is life, Elle Woods is everything to me. Elle Woods would have been able to save Wei Wuxian from the Jins all while looking sparkly and fantastic as she does it. (Obviously with her hype girlies in the background)

Her power and influence know no bounds!