#i won't be that giy

[snazzystarlight]

So pretty!! This is "I Won't Be That Guy" by Ellie Van Amerongen and Ben Walker as I see it because of synesthesia!

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[monty-glasses-roxy]

Did you know the U.S. has stores that just pop up for Halloween and then vanish? It was crazy to me to learn that that's really only a thing here and not anywhere else. (I also feel like the more I learn, the more it seems the U.S. goes really over the top with its holidays, but that's besides the point right now.) They just temporarily rent buildings with nothing else in them currently. This year, there was one like five minutes from my house, in a location that, when I was growing up, was an animatronic-themed pizza place! So kind of fitting that I got some accessories for my Foxy costume there.

Yeah I've vaguely heard about Spirit Halloween just popping up everywhere in the US... Definitely not a thing here.

I know that we have uhhhh pop up shops, charity shops and cafes and stuff but I don't believe they're the most common?? I think we had a pop up charity shop in the nearby town at some point but it was literally never open so I don't know what the point of that was.

Yeah though, generally, we don't have shops that only exist in certain seasons. We have travelling fairs that show up in different seasons but that's probably as close as we get??

Oh and the only time I've ever seen animatronic anything that wasn't a haunted house or something was the Rainforest Cafe in London. I am actually DEVASTATED that you guys have whatever the hell Chuck E Cheese is and we don't I think that would have been cool as fuck to have as a place to go to regularly

[butch-reidentified]

maybe if you stop harrassing transpeople maybe people won't hate you as much! :)

ironic to send this on anon like a coward and thus contribute to the nonstop harassment radfems get just for being feminists, while in fact I've never harassed a trans person - or any person - in my entire life (I've never even sent an ask on anon before!), only been harassed while minding my own business. yall NEVER stop harassing feminists even when we aren't even talking about you. funny how i got this at the same time as this other anon. this you harassing me or just a fascinating coincidence?

my feminism isn't even focused on the gender identity ideology (GII) discourse, my primary focuses are helping women escape abusive relationships and heal from them, fighting for women preyed on by the sex industry (including intervening in situations of attempted trafficking), forging feminist networks to get access to abortion to every single woman/girl possible no matter which state they live in (hopefully internationally someday too), lesbian liberation, un-erasing women's history as much as possible, consciousness raising & building female class solidarity, female separatism & making more women aware that it's a thing & doesnt just mean moving to women's land, and much more. the fight of feminism vs GII is soooo far down my list of priorities, and has never once led me to harass any human.

in fact, I've ALSO done way more irl direct action for trans people than any of yall who harass me on here - probably more than all of you combined. check the link in my pinned post for more on this actually here you go, I'll make it easy for you. I have done and still do a LOT for trans people in need. I am more beneficial to trans wellbeing than you internet slacktivists who harass me and call me a transphobic bigot. get off your ass and try doing even a tiny fraction of the work I've done for trans people, you pathetic, cowardly hypocrite. lmfao

[eggo-da-axolotl]

chapter 1 of Opposites attract <3

Thursday morning a certain blue meme guardian woke up feeling.... Happy ? No that wasn't it and he brushed it off and started cleaning the castle because his friends and smg3 were coming over! He checked the calendar and it was the 23rd of May so he started to clean and what not and his phone started to beep and he opened the group chat with his friends!

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DA COOL GROUP

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Fish🐟: My cousin’s doing a back bend while watching little bus

Squid🦑: Good for you boopkins

Gamer girl🎮: What

Maryo🍝: GUS I CEE DAT PIZLE GIY

Ex-enemy🟣: Guys what is Mario talking about-

Everyone: idk-

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Smg4 chuckled a bit then put his phone down and continued cleaning and after a bit he heard a knock at the door. He opened it and saw.... Smg3....?

3: hey Smg4..?

4: hey 3 your um here early?

3: wdym I thought u said 3:30-

4: it's 2:30-

3: what. Oh crap my clocks one hour behind I'll just go-

4: no it's OK you can stay

3: really-

4: yea u can help me set up

3: sure!

4: your so tsundere smg3

3: s-shut up baka!

Smg3 and Smg4 were cleaning while a certain.. TV host.. Was in his studio...

Mr puzzles: UGH I GIVE UP ON THESE 5 STARS

He would throw papers against the wall in rage

Mr puzzles: I think it's time I get a job...

He would go on his computer and look for places hiring.... That won't be important

Right..?

Anyways let's go back to the ga- I means guys

3: crap I forgot my gift for the white elephant

4: go get it I'll finish cleaning and the others should be here soon

3 would leave and the others would starts arriving...

Boopkins: hiya smg4!

Meggy: Hey guys

Tari: hello!

Melony: hi!!!

Bob: WhAtS uP gAnG

Mario: HEY ES M GEE 4

Saiko: こんにちは(hello)

4: hello everyone! Meggy: um smg4 isnt someone missing

4: oh yea smg3 said he'd be here any minu-

Smg3 would arrive

3: h-hey guys

he'd be out of breath from running

Everyone would say hi

4: come on giys lets go to the gamimg room and we can start the white elephant!

They would all go to the gaming room and there would be 9 gifts in the middle of the circle

4: ok guys pick a number from the hat and thats the order your going in

They woukd all pick numbers from the hat and the order would be

1 mario

2 meggy

3 bob

4 boopkins

5 melony

6 smg4

7 saiko

8 tari

9 smg3

4: let's start!

Mario would open a gift and there would be spaghetti..?

Mario: OMG I GOT A RESERVATION AT SPAGHETTI PLACE!!!

Meggy: um mario its says an italian restaurant but ig they have spaghetti there-

meggy would go next and get a beanie

Meggy: aww this is so cuteee

After a while bob would get a manga book which he was mad about boopkims ofc took the book from bob then bob got another gift and got a gun, melony would got a pokemon plush and then it would be smg4s turn amd he would get a... Mysterious pink potion..?

4: what is this-

Boopkins: i took some potion making classes!

4: what does it do..?

Boopkins: idk

4: Uh- anyways lets continue anyways Saiko its your turn!

Saiko: ああ、かわいい桜のピン(aww cute cherry blossom pin)

Tari would get a duck and smg3 would take the last one and would get a hoodie.

After a few hours everyone except Smg3 had left...

3: i bet u 20 bucks u wont drink the potion

4: wanna bet

3: bet.

Smg4 would grab the potion and start chugging it and would be empty in a few seconds.

Unknown to smg3.... smg4s eyes would have a hue of........ Pink?

3: dang i didn't think you would actually do it-

Smg3 would be getting his money out when smg4 would stop him.....

[shunin-gumis]

As Master Joe Wishes - Track 09

Seasonal Team Event - L4mps

Thank you Myun for handling this chapter!

Location: Inside the Company Car

Daniel: Alright, why don't you tell us what happened back there? 

Samejima: Hahhh, the world is going straight to ruin…  Everything’s all in shambles because I messed up… 

Netaro: Sammy, cheer up! Until my planet brings about the apocalypse, you gotta live on!

Samejima: Haah, I got no choice, huh…. That’s the life of an adult. No resting till you’ve paid off your loans.

Daniel: You’ll know when to call it quits.

Daniel: You just gotta keep on struggling ‘till the time comes. 

Samejima: — Alright. That’s all sorted, then.

Samejima: The main player of Anonymous came onto the scene late, and then they disguised themself as me and hijacked the chain of command at the scene, taking Joe away.

Samejima: My impostor must’ve forced the detectives out of the car around the Shuto Expressway area. 

Samejima: That guy — We’ll call him X— his motives are quite complex. He ordered members ABC to act as his decoys while he escaped from the manor. 

Samejima: They must have escaped from the police car into a vehicle they prepared ahead of time.

Netaro: You’re saying that during that sequence of events, our dear Sammy was all tied up and gagged?

Samejima: Stopp!!! Don’t remind me! You’re gonna make me cry!! 

Daniel: If they’re planning to flee the country, they’ll have to go through Tokyo Metropolis International Airport first.

Daniel: They probably didn’t take into account that their disguise would be found out so quickly, nor that they’d get caught up in some car chase.

Samejima: I wonder…Putting aside the members ABC who were left behind, X seems quite capable of making a solo getaway. Even if they had to do it by force, they could probably blend in with the crowd at the airport and slip away.

Daniel: Welp, looks like it’s gonna be a race to see who can get to the airport first.

Daniel: Though, won’t we get a ticket for speeding?

Samejima: It’s okay. The road’s been closed off since morning for this escort under the guise of construction work.

Daniel: So that’s how it is. Ya hear that, bikers? 

Nagi: The Shuto Expressway. We won’t get our license suspended by riding tandem, right?

Ryui: Dumbass, you’re gonna make us fall over!!

Nagi: Ryui, you need to hold on tighter or we’ll be off-balance.

Ryui: Fuck off!!

Daniel: Doesn’t look like there’s a speed limit. Feel free to go full throttle in order to get the little lady back.

Nagi: Okay.

Location:  Highway

Nagi: Ryui. If we go at this speed, I’ll be able to stabilize the bike better. That okay?

Ryui: Don’t ask me about every little thing. 

Samejima: —Please listen, you two.

Samejima: It’s going to be a dangerous road from here on out. As embarrassing as it is to admit, our unit won't be able to get there in time.

Samejima: If you’re even a little bit unsure, please do not hesitate to pull back. That might even work better for us—

Ryui: We’re going. We’re absolutely doing it.

Ryui: I’m not doing it for Joe. Everything I do is for Toi above all else.

Nagi: …Yeah. 

Nagi: Me too, I want to save our master.

Nagi: Let’s go, Ryui.

Samejima: —I understand. Thank you for your assistance.

Samejima: In that case, Yowa-kun, if you would.

Netaro: Leave it to me~! Daa, get me closer to the bike.

Daniel: ’Kay.

Nagi: ? Netaro, it’s dangerous to lean out of the window.

Ryui: What’s with that fancy-ass feathery device?

Ryui: You tryin’ to stick that on the bike?

Netaro: I invented it in a jiffy just now, I call it my “Breaking through the Stratosphere Over-the-Rainbow Booster Engine”!

Netaro: The feathers on the sides were made in the image of Icarus’s wings♪

Ryui: Won’t they fuckin’ melt!!!!! 

Netaro: Aaaand, the installation is finished. Gii, give twisting the grips and upping the throttle a go.

Nagi: Okay, I’ll—

Nagi: !!!??

Location: Inside the Company Car

Nagi & Ryui: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Daniel: Ooh, those two were gone in the blink of an eye…

Netaro: WAHAHA! Their screams are quite pleasing to my eardrums♪

Samejima: … Ah, dawn is breaking.

Location: Inside Car

Anonymous Member A: Phew~ Seriously, thanks for saving our asses.

Anonymous Member B: If things kept going downhill like that, I probably would never have seen my family again. 

Anonymous Member C: You sure this teddy bear is really a “national treasure?”

X: …..

Anonymous Member A:  O-Oi, stop talking while driving. 

Anonymous Member A: Don't let your guard down till we get to the airport.

Anonymous Member C: R-Right. Sorry. 

Joe: (This is the man who pretended to be Samejima. He may have donned a mask and sunglasses to hide most of his face, but I can still feel a chilling gaze coming from him…)

X: Here, use this.

Anonymous Member B: Eh, scissors…?

X: Our mission isn’t to take this teddy bear back. It's to find the "precious treasure." So there's no problem if we make it easier for us to carry around.

X: … Do you understand what I’m saying? 

Joe: ……！

Anonymous Member B: W-Well… Then, starting with the nose….

Joe: No!! Halt this instant!!

X: !

Anonymous Member A: W-What the hell, the back window just cracked!!

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

BAU team x LGBTQ + Teen reader

So it's pride month so of course im going to write a oneshot about teen reder making everyone go to Pride with them becuase i dint nearly see enough of these on here.

summary:  It's pride Month and the reader wlaks in to the teams work and demands that they all come to pride with them to celebrate.

Y/N - They/Them pronouns using (any Sexuality)

My headcannons for the team

Hotch

- Bisexual

- definitely Trans (FtM)

-Demisexual as well (loves Haley and obviously had a baby with her)

Rossi

- Biromantic (apart from 3 wifes he definitely experimented with men in his youth)

- Gives the best Dad/Grandad hugs at pride

-Is proud of his Queer children

Spencer

- Bisexual

- Genderfluid (he's my baby he has to be Genderfluid)

-Asexual

Derek Morgan

- Biromantic (hasnt done anything Sexual with a man before because of buford (Bastard)

Emily

- do you have to ask obviously a fucking raging lesbian (definitely had a crush on JJ at some point)

JJ

- Bisexual but is in a committed relationship with Will, had a crush on Emily at some point( I ship them okay)

Penelope Garcia

- Pansexual and Panromantic very open about who she is and is very happy

-Demigirl she still feels like a girl but also not uses She/They pronouns.

(these are my headcannons it's okay if you don't agree woth them just don't come at me in the comments!!)

Third person pov...

It was the first of June which meant Pride Month! Y/N had been excited about it all year, they couldn't wait to get thr team to go to a Pride Parade with them and to celebrate it all together.

Y/N themselves was Non-binary and (What Sexuality you are) and are very proud to be it, they are always seen wearing their pronouns badge and Non-binary pin.

Y/N was making their way to the FBI building, in their hands were mini pride flags and stickers for all their friends, once they got to the floor they skipped out of the elevator and into the bullpen.

The team didn't see them so they quickly began putting each team members flags into their pen pots. Bisexual, Asexual and Genderfluid for Spencer. Biromantic to Derek. Bisexual for JJ. Lesbian for Emily.

As Rossi, Hotch and Penelope all had offices Y/N lefts their flags outside the doors and knocked so they saw them, once the Teen was done they went to the round table and sat on a chair waiting for the team to notice them.

A couple minutes later all 7 members wondered into the room, smiling when they see the teen not expecting them to be there. Once everyone was sitting Y/N stood up.

"Okay guys as you know it's Pride Month, which means Virginia is having its Pride Parade and I was wondering if you'd like to go to it with me?" They ask nervously, they had never asked the team anything to do woth pride even though they had been out as Non-binary to them for years.

Thw first perosn to speak was Penelope they squealed and stood up a giant smile on her face. She then reached out and hugged Y/N tightly. "Of course we will sweetie, won't we giys?" She says making then other all say yes and take turns hugging Y/N.

After they had finished hugging Y/N the teen began ruffling through their bag again and pulled out pin badges for everyone with their flags on. "For you guys I have mine" they say pointing to their Non-binary pin and (Y/S) badge proudly.

Once everyone had theirs, they all went back to work, the pride parade wasn't until that Saturday.

Timeskip...

It was Saturday morning and Y/N was awake and doing their make up for pride, once they were done they left their house and made their way to the middle of town where the team was waiting.

JJ had brought Henry and Will, Hotch also had Henry with him, Y/N was happy to see them all wearing something to do with their flags.

Penelope was decked out in the colours of the Pan flag and had a small demigirl flag painted on their face.

Hotch had a Bisexual flag on his face and a trans flag in his hand, he also had a Demisexual flag pinned to his tshit, Jack was holding a small pride flag in his hand a hug grin on his face.

Y/N almost cried at what Rossi was wearing, it was a tshirt that read 'Free Dad hugs' Y/N laughed when they saw 'Grand' written infront of the Dad part definitely Morgan or Emily's doing, he also had a small Biromantic flag painted on his face.

Spencer was wearing the Asexual colours, had a Bisexual flag tied to their shoulders and had the Genderfluid flag painted on his cheek, he too had a huge smile on his face.

Derek had a Biromantic flag on his cheek and was wearing the Bi colours definitely Penelopes doing.

Emily had the lesbian flag painted on her face and the Lesbian flag tied around her shoulder proudly.

JJ had a Bisexual flag painted on her face, Will was wearing a tshirt that read 'I love my Bi wife' which was cute and little Henry was holding a rainbow flag like Jack.

"You all look amazing!" Exclaimed the teen, very happy to see the team in the spirit, they really thought they wouldn't wear anything especially Hotch. "Let's go enjoy the parade!" They yelled before running into the park.

The park itself was filled with people who were there celebrating pride and wearing their flags. Rossi got so many hugs from teens who got kicked out or aren't supported by their parents which made the old man cry.

They stayed in the park until the parade was starting one it did the team all joined in and took any pictures together to remember the day they had.

By the end the kids had fallen asleep, Jack and Henry had gotten alot of stickers and were covered in them, Y/N was scrolling through their phone smiling at all the pictures and videos they took together.

Before everyone left they stood up and turned to all 7 of them. "Thank you all for doing this with me I had alot of fun" they said making the Adults smile at the teen.

"Of course Y/N, your our kid how could we not do this together" Hotch says making the teen tear up, thw teen then hugs the man tightly to hugs them back

It truly was an amazing day for everyone.

The end!

Hoped you liked thus oneshot, I've been meaning to write thus for days but didn't have any ideas but now here it is.

As always sorry for the grammar and Spelling mistakes. Request are open!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Word count: 1163

[spitefulfemme]

DID THMBLR BAN ME CAN YOU GIYS THIS POST?!?! I WANTED TO SHOW YOU GUYS MY MAKEUP I DID YESTERDAY BUT THEY WON'T LET ME POST THE PICS

[annon-guy2]

Guilty Gear X BlazBlue: BlazBlue Reactions to Bone Crushing Excitement

Here's what I think the BlazBlue cast would say in response to Faust's Bone Crushing Excitement Super in a hypothetical Guilty Gear X BlazBlue Game.

Ragna The Bloodedge

● "GOD DAMN IT!!!"

● "ARGH! YOU... FREAKING!!!"

● "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!"

Jin Kisaragi (His quotes a Japanese words for cold related terms)

● "YUKI!"

● "KORI!"

● "SHIMO!"

Noel Vermillion

● "OUCH!"

● "AHHHH!"

● "I ought to shoot you for that!"

Rachel Alucard

● "!?!" Nago: "The princess looks mad!"

● "You... rammed my...!?" Gii: "That looked like it hurt..."

● "You... fool...!" Nago: "Oh dear!" Gii: "Nice knowing you doctor..."

Taokaka

● "YIKESSSSSSSS!"

● "ME-OWWWWW!"

● "Tao's leg hurts neow!"

Iron Tager (Tager reads Mystery Novels and his quotes refer to authors of said novels)

● "LILIAN JACKSON!"

● "STEPHEN KING!"

● "CHARLAINE HARRIS!"

Litchi Faye-Ling (Litchi's a fellow doctor)

● "That's not how a wheelchair works!"

● "You're the one who pushed me!"

● "Is this how you lost you medical license!?"

Arakune (He has bugs. Self explanatory)

● "My bees! Crushed!"

● "My beloved leeches!"

● "Tartar... flee! FLEE!"

Carl Clover (Carl has chess piece like attacks and the last one is a reference to his 'Rhapsody of Memories' Distortion Drive)

● "WAHHHH!"

● "CHECKMATE!"

● "SYMPHONY!"

Bang Shishigami (His quotes are Ninja Commands in Japanese)

● "YAME!"

● "MATE!"

● "ASHI!"

Hakumen

● "Argh!"

● "I won't bend!"

● "This won't stop me!"

Nu-13

● "Damage to leg: Critical!"

● "You...! Will die!

● "Carry me... Ragna!"

Tsubaki Yayoi (Tsubaki likes historical dramas. Her quotes reference them.)

● "HIMIKO!"

● "NAGASAKI!

● "FUEFUKI!"

Hazama (The dude likes hard boiled eggs, so why not?"

● "SUNNYSIDE UP!"

● "DONE OVER EASY!"

● "DEVILED!"

Mu-12

● "Through the armor!?"

● "While I was down!?"

● "While caught off guard!?"

Makoto Nanaya (Makoto likes nuts.)

● "CHESTNUTS!"

● "WALNUTS!"

● "PEANUTS!"

Valkenhayn R. Hellsing

● "UNCOUTH!"

● "BARBARIAN!"

● "RAPSCALLION!"

Platinum The Trinity

● Luna: "LUNA'S LEG HURTS!"

● Sena: "Why'd you run our leg over!?"

● Trinity: "Doctor!? How could you!?"

Relius Clover (Relius enjoys the Opera, so Opera references away!)

● "CARMEN!"

● "FIGARO!"

● "OTELLO!"

Izayoi

● "This can't...!"

● "Argh! That... hurt!"

● "Ugh...! I won't yield!"

Amane Nishiki (His quotes reference Japanese Dance Groups)

● "ARASHI!"

● "TEMPURA KIDZ!"

● "7 MEN SAMURAI!"

Bullet

● "GAH! I'll get you for this!"

● "Why you...!?"

● "Erk! I break your shin in return!"

Azrael

● "That actually hurt!?"

● "To think I felt that!"

● "What's this... PAIN!?"

Kagura Mutsuki (His references are for Japanese Alcohol Brands)

● "SUNTORY!"

● "MIYAGIKYO!"

● "YAMAZAKI!"

Yuuki Terumi (Terumi likes Live Music, so why not?)

● "DEATH METAL!"

● "POWER BALLAD!"

● "HARDCORE TECHNO!"

Kokonoe (She's a scientist, hence her quotes are related to it)

● "CHEMISTRY!"

● "ASTRONOMY!"

● "MICROBIOLOGY!"

Celica A. Mercury (Minerva gets hit instead of Celica here.)

● "Minerva! Are you okay?!"

● "I'm sure he didn't mean it!"

● "P-Please don't be mad with the doctor!"

Lambda-11

● "Damage to knee joints!"

● "Excruciating!"

● "Ragna... help...."

Hibiki Kohaku (Hibiki's quotes are in reference to Pottery)

● "EARTHENWARE!"

● "STONEWARE!"

● "PORCELAIN!"

Naoto Kurogane

● "MY LEG!" (I couldn't resist 😂)

● "NOT AGAIN!"

● "YOU COULDN'T HIT THE PROSTHETIC LEG?!"

Nine The Phantom

● "FIREY!"

● "BURNING!"

● "BLAZING!"

Izanami

● "Transcendence!"

● "Enlightening!"

● "Awakening!"

Susano'o

● "BLASPHEMOUS!!!"

● "ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!"

● "ABOMINATION!!!"

Es

● "Blue lights...?"

● "Nobody...?"

● "Crystal in my chest...?"

Mai Natsume (Mai likes reptiles, hence her quotes.)

● "CHAMELEON!"

● "SUNGAZER!"

● "SNAKE!" (Not a Metal Gear Solid reference 😂)

Jubei

● "Smart move!"

● "Clever trick!"

● "Decent gamble!"

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Hope you all enjoyed this!

[etiketas-rytoj]

okay giys so it's 2am so I won't go boop crazy.. JUST WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING.

[morganinez]

"if he doesn't kill us he'll kill you" UHM,,, STFU...?? HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO..

MORGS WON'T DIE SHE HAS THE POWER OF US AND ANIME ON HER SIDE

anime?

GO SLEEP WITH THE FISHES

now that's some fishy business right there!!!

KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

what if your name was Jacyn and you were a simp

I DONT KNOW WHATA HAPPENING WITH YOU GIYS ANYMROE

man fish i’m hungry

yo me too

no but fr i do have the power of god and anime by my side i am literally dc jesus

[liliallowed]

dusttale fangame pacifist run roasting:

yeet the child off the mountain. do it. DO IT YOU COWARD

he's gonna push them off. that's my head Canon that this picture was taken moments before disaster 😌

ah yes I split myself in half to make one half evil and the other good so sans trusts my good side... spoiler. he won't :3.

but but IM A "NICE GUY^TM" I PUT FLOWER IN MUFFET GRAVE AFTER KILLING HER!

"IM OBVIOUSLY A GOOD GIY NOW SANS! WHY WON'T YOU TRUST ME! "

[trashbins-stuff]

"Why do you love us?" (A ttc fan fanfic but its fluff this time i swear)

Radimufbin fluff squeeeee, im praticing writing dialogues lol, also this can be read as established queer-platonic relationship but can also be read as best friends (who kisses sometime) :]

It was a calm day in the afterlife, there isn't much going on, somewhere under the beautiful pink sky, Cherry Muffin was reading a book on a soft cloud with Radi0 was leaning agaisnt her.

"Hey, Radi0".

"Mhm?".

"Why do you love me?-" She turn to face them.

"Oh, well..you're pretty and strong and really nice! You also give me some rlly cute trinklet after you return from your adventu-!".

"Hey darlings, whatcha talking about?" Bin say, flopping down on radi0's lap.

"Oh hey Bin! Radi0 was jus telling me why they uhm..like me so much, i mean i dont think i'm really that special, you know?" Cherry muffin awkwardly laugh.

"Whatttt, no way!" Bin got off Radi0 and scoot over and hold her. "You are the most awesome object i know!".

"Ehem.." Radi0 cough.

"Ah-ONE of the best object i know" Bin quickly correct its sentence. "Everyobjects are different and unique!! You have your own specialty too!".

"Yeah right, at being as blind as a bat that is" Cherry Muffin say sarcastically as she move one of Bin's hand away.

"Remember those yummy garlic bread you baked for me? I GOBBLED THEM ALL IN ONE SECOND" Bin flap his arm, he talk so fast that she doesn't understand half of what he said.

"And then you proceeded to choke on them! We thought you were gonna die! Again!" They laugh at Radi0 remark.

Gosh, they can be stupid sometime but she couldn't help but love these dorks, her stomach feel warm and fuzzy when she look at their face.

Bin slapped Radi0's back while laughing so hard, they kick it's shoulder in return and they started to tackle eachother on the ground.

"Alright guys, wrap it up-oof!"

Radi0 accidentally kicked Cherry Muffin in the stomach.

"Whoops! Sorry Muffy, heheh-" radi0 slowly stop laughing as they saw her pulling up her sleeve.

"Hi-ya!"

She jump in and it become a three-way fight, things only heat up at every strike.

After a few kicks and punches, Bin suddenly trip and drag Cherry muffin down with fem, she grab Radi0's tail and they were on a standstill, if none of them move, they'll be safe..

"Achoo!"

"FROG DAMMIT BIN!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

They shouted as they fall off the cloud.

"Oof!..huh?"

Oh that's right, they are in the afterlife, there's cloud everywhere! They all breath out a sign of relieve.

"Are you guys okay?" Radi0 get up.

"Yeah, we're good!" Cherry Muffin dusting herself off.

"Duh! It's CLOUD, stupid."

"What did you just say?" Radi0 charge at them and knock both of them over.

"Aha!! Radi0 1, Binny and Muffie ZERO!!" The three break into laughter,s not even bother to get up.

As the laughters die down, they were still lying on top of eachother, they were content and happy in eachother's arm.

Afterlife isn't so bad.

"So Bin?"

"Mhm"

"Why do you love us?" Cherry Muffin asked, catching Radi0's attention int he process.

"Uhm..hmm..i just do i guess"

"...what do you mean?..by that" Radi0's face suddenly get serious, they're sitting up now, their eyes staring at Bin's direction.

"Well, i mean if i have a reason to love you, them wouldn't i have a reason NOT to love you?"

"Huh?.."

"Like if i were to say..i love you because you guys are pretty, then wood that not mean i won't love you giys anymore if you guys were ugly and old?"

"Oh-"

Bin pratically throw itself on top of them and bury it's face in their chest.

"I will ALWAYS love you guys, no matter what, and nothing will EVER make me stop loving you, not in this world or any other world"

"..We love you too Bin" Cherry muffin place a hand on Bin's back.

"..Even if im ugly and old?"Bin look up at them. Radi0 chuckled slightly at that.

"Even if you're ugly and old" Cherry Muffin reassure him, rubbing his back"

"..Even if i-"

"Okay we're not doing this."

"Fair enough."

They help eachother up and walk along the cloud. Cherry Muffin and Bin wrap their arm around Radi0 as they talk about whatever funny thing they can come up with.

And it was nice.

"In This World or Any Other World."

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A/N: Yo yo yo! BIN HERE, i wrote some fluff for ur guys lol, i hope u enjoy!!

Words count: 681

[wisteria-empress]

My dear living adventure to escape (sabigiyu and other ship fanfic)

FIRST CHAPTER

My dear-for me or for you?

Author note

🦖I am not sane while writing this shit load story and there will not be steady update time i will update when I feel like it and maybe write during school who knows if i don't update I got hit by a car or some shit why you may ask CAUSE I ACTUALLY STARTING TO WRITE FANFICS ITS A DEATH TRAP ALL ON ITS OWN🐒 also you'll get weird ass emoji from time to time and English is not my first language so there will be some spelling errors I won't see until punish

No one's pov:

There sitting in the garden two darling children one a prince and one more beautiful then ever ,one admiring the flowers and one admiring the more beautiful then ever.

"look how pretty these flowers look"

"Not as pretty as you😘"

"Sabito I feel like your lying to me"

" Giyu I would never"

"You said that exact same me when you locked me in a room with you"following that sentence came a slap in the face by giyu to Sabito 

"HEY Well this time I'm not lying to you"

"Sure you aren't "

Over an hour past of the just arguing about random shit until it was 6:30 

"Giy-" Sabito got cut when one of the maids called out to them

"Giyu ,Tsutako is looking for you also Sabito your mother wants you for something I'm not too sure make sure you go to her before 8"

"Giyu listen"

"I don't wanna speak to you"

As Giyu starts to stands up and starts to walk away from Sabito 

"Hey Giyu your not mad at me right?" He asked pulling on his arm

"what do you think? I'm going inside now you should too" giyu said with a cold tone 

(Inside of the palace)

"You called for me nee-San?"

"Yeah Giyu I didn't want you to stay out that late and also we have to prepare dinner for everyone else today remember today is our turn."

"Oh yeah I forgot"

"Well we better start now you know how impatient Sabito is besides the sooner we're Done the sooner I might be able to get paid and we can go somewhere "

"Yeah..."

"Well giyu what did you do today?"

"Nothing much really the only thing that really happened was that I got into a argument with Sabito"

"Well you know how he is"

"Yeah I guess"

"Also makomo was looking for you earlier you should see what she needs"

After Both tsutako and Giyu were done making dinner they both set the table and went back to the server's quarter 

(Sabito pov)

"Hey giyu your not mad at me right?"i asked while pulling on his arm

"Well what do you think,I'm going inside and you should too"he responded to me a cold tone and slapping my hand so I would stop pulling on his arm,that was quite rude to me and to be honest I'm the prince

AND HE SLAP ME IN THE FACE and he was probably right about who's I should go inside ,I stood up from the garden's marble benches i should probably get going since the maid did say my mom need me

I was walking by the flowers giyu was looking at earlier 

"I guess these are as pretty as giyu but giyu is definitely still prettier 

I said to myself i also did anything a responsible 15 yo with a pretty boy crush and pick some of the flowers and took them inside 

(the flowers are azalea for anyone wondering and I chose these flowers for their meaning [their Chinese meaning] I had to relook the meaning a few time ) 

I placed the flowers inside a vase in my room and went to knock on my mothers office 

"This is such a drag" I mumbled beneath my breath the fact mom's office was on the other side of the palace was gonna irritating the living fuck out of me I got to her office and knocked on her door

"who is it?" She asked

"Sabito" I replied 

"Sabito come in" she responded

"So mom what did you need me for?"i asked as I was looking around the room of stacked books files and a map on the wall I saw my father and he gave me a glance and my eyes met with a women that looked slightly older then me and she looked okay I guess I thought to myself before my mom interrupted my thinking

"Sabito meet lady kizana(yes I choose a yandere simulator name cause I wanted their personality to be the same)

"Hello Sabito"she gave me a smile as well as bowing her head

"Hello lady kizana"I did the same thing

"Sabito you and lady kizana will be marring eachother in guarante of our kingdom status,economy,and safety 

"WHAT?!?! YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT IM ONLY 16??!?" I shouted and questioned her 

"Sabito I married your father for this kigdom safety and guarantee of of both status and economy,also your will also be marring her younger brother

(No one pov)

"hey nee-San" giyu asked

"what is it giyu?" She responded

"how's you and your fiancé doing?" He questioned 

"Pretty well why?" She replied to his question 

"nothing really I haven't seen him around lately" 

"he's probably busy Giyu don't worry about it"

They were chatting until a knock on their door "WHO IS IT?"giyu asked

"ITS SABITO" "GO AWAY" "I JUST WANNA SPEAK TO YOU" "WELL I DONT CARE FOR IT" he banged on the door ,still didn't open this was about the time when Sabito was about to knockdown the door when giyu opened the door and Sabito falles face first into the ground

"I'm okay"-sabito

"Yeah but you don't look like it"-giyu

"HEY"

"Ha loser"

"Hey but you finally opened the door"

Giyu being flustered stopped talking and gave sabito a stern look a slapped him

"Anyways Sabito why are you here?" Tsutako asked

"I just wanna talk to giyu about something"

"Alright"

Sabito was dragging giyu out to his room when half way there giyu stopped him 

"Look Sabito what do you want?"

"My mom spoke to me about something I wanted to talk to you about it"

"Well what was it?"

"That's what I was planning to tell you but you made me fall on my face"

"Yeah I'm not sorry."

"Why are you mean giyu😢 anyways my mom told me something when I was in her office earlier and I want to tell you"

(In Sabito room)

"So what did your mom tell you?"

"Well my mom want me to get married to some bitch to raise the kingdom status but I don't wanna so I'm planning to run away soon and I already try to talk them out of it but there was little succession and when I run away I want you to come with me" sabito said he grasped giyu hand 

"Why do you want me to come with you?" It looked giyu by surprise running away with sabito

"Cause I need someone who won't tell anyone and besides I'm your only friend besides from tsutako" he told that in confidence and I think we both know her getting punched sooner of later

"HEY YOU DONT KNOW THAT"

"Yes I do you only hang out at two places the palace property and once or twice maybe visit your grandma"

"Well dang your really spying on me"

"But still do you wanna run away with me?"

"But what will I tell nee-San?"

"Just say you'll be on a trip with me for a month or so"

"How do you plan on escaping anyways?"

"Easy figure out the guards schedule,they patrol the property and have a 30 minute break and that's when they switch I plan on going from the garden to the woods then we just run till we get to a traveler in or wisteria house"

"Okay and how do you suppose we pay for any of that?"

"We take my sister's money duh 😒"

"That miku look alike bitch?"🦕

"No the other one and I got some birthday money from my grandma anyways that should be enough besides it's like 8 million yen"

"Sabito 8 million yen can barley get you a house in some places"

"WELL ILL FIGURE IT OUT"

"You'll probably just sell me when you run out of money😭"

" I'm not that bad giyu😿"

"If that's all you wanted to talk about I'll think about it but if I do agree when are we leaving?"

"Probably tomorrow night the sooner the better really"

(Little did they know someone was at the door listening to their little conversation)

"Well good night Sabito"

"Good night giyu"

Giyu opens the door seeing sabito older sister at the door

"Where the hell do you and Sabito think your going?"

"I'm not sure what you're  talking about"

"Look I'm not dumb and I don't want my brother to marry a ugly bitch and either way if I don't help you guys you'll end up getting caught so I'll help you guys also the telling 'tsutako you'll be going on a trip for a month' is dumb just tell her the actual truth she might actually help you"

"wait you were listening to our conversation?"

"Well yeah I wouldn't want my dumbass of a brother to be caught trying to sneak away if you want I can set y'all up with a travelers inn or something like that" 

"That would be nice thank you Makomo"

"Don't worry about it just go to sleep and it's best if y'all leave tomorrow night I can probably set the up the inn by that time I'll just give y'all the address on a piece of paper also that miku look alike bitch doesn't have any more money left she spent it all when she was hanging out with some friends In Another kingdom she didn't have much to start with either

"Alright really thanks Makomo"

Author note

HA LOSERS I FINISHED THE FIRST CHAPTER AND IT ONLY TOOK A HOUR TO FINISH

Don't think your gonna get a chapter 2-5 until January 15th New York time

START TIME:2:21 am

FINISH TIME: 3:30 am

(Final word count:1741)

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

AHHHHHHHHH HE IS THE GIY BUILDING THE HOUSE AND HES SEEN HER ON THE HILL?!?!?!?!?!

GUYS, GALS AND NON BINARY PALS WE HAVE A SET OF SOULMATES IN OUR MIDST

Sorry I'm just very excited and now he can unconsciously work on building a house for Tessa and him and he won't even know it 😭🥰

I just love them

YES I CAN NOW CONFIRM RHETT IS THE MAN IN THE VALLEY!! TESSA IS THE GIRL ON THE HILL!!! They've been thinking about each other for YEARS and haven't even known it!!

Honestly this entire plot point and dynamic and just like...aesthetic?? i don't know if that's the right word lol is my favorite addition to the rewrite. It's just so sweet and magical and i don't know kinda charming? I just can't wait for them to figure it out and live in the little house in the valley together 🥰🥰

[zushimart]

If you can guess who I am I'll stay (no I won't I'd be mortified and ghost you forever)

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Are you one of my znaonas regulars do yorubhave a name :3HELPP LDMAOOO noooo Noooo Nooo Giys i had four ahots of tequila and aozke cider please aingope

Wait i hot this Watch this:

I hope this doesn’t change your opinion of me.

and watcunthat do younsee thDo you see that I can be so serio7:/s

[v-anrouge]

Okay since now we know Tumblr ate the ask i'm gonna re-write as best as i can and copy paste it into google docs incase it fucks up again I think Jade would fully realise the depths of his feelings during the dorm sorting. I would be sorted into my dorm a few students later and i imagine Jade would wait nervously, unable to pin point why he's so suddenly anxious- he has always been so close to me, he knows who i am, he knows i should be sorted into Octavinelle- but what if he's wrong? what if i'm not as similar to him as he thought? what if the distance pushes him away from- ..and then my dorm is announced, he doesn't know why he's filled with dread- "-belongs in Octavinelle" and I turn towards Jade, running in his direction the second i can while he processes the sheer relief coursing through his veins. Of course he catches me when I jump into his arms for a hug- barely with how his legs feel like jelly- and i press a kiss to his cheek the way i always have. He spots the cause of relief in the corner of his eye; it's the relief that we won't be away as much as it is us being in the same dorm- that we are still close by and together- and that he wants to stay together with me- That he wants to be together w me- Oh

OH MY GOS PLEASE YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE I HATE YOU GIYS SO KUCH he's just so so glad that he gets to spend every day with you here too whitout having to worry 😿😿