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Nicky's blue jacket made me realize I was trans
#and post.#i wish i was Fucking joking#tog rewatch#been looking for a jacket just like that son of a bitch for YEARS
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me learning i am allergic to grass: that’s so juanaflippa core of me
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av just flushed my glasses down the toilet
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Hey y'all last night Grian came to me in a dream and told me to watch Hermitcraft and subscribe to him is this like. Normal
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you either die a hero or live long enough to become a south park fan unironically
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never unmasking ever again someone just mentioned the gender pay gap and i said oh i love gerard way 🫥
#i wish i was fucking joking#autistic + old man ears = ☹️#never coming to humanities class EVER again#it’s free thank god bc if i ever had to be financially obligated to show my face there again..
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it's wild when a porn bot messages you and they have the same name you used to have. like, what do you mean your name is leela???
is this where my deadname went after i stopped using it? to the porn bot name reclamation center? was it adopted by a loving family?
#i wish i was fucking joking#i WISH this was a joke and this didn't just happen to me#◇— ash's diary
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Never leave your screen unlocked on tumblr when using your phone. I almost just pocket-texted taz fanart to my boss
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Gus is so bisexual trangender to me but he calls himself cis (he isn't)
he's so silly like that. he's such a creature to me. i love him
#my favorite piece of psych trivia is that carlton lassiter is CANONICALLY pansexual#AND he CANONICALLY has lesbian parents#like i'm not even fucking joking it's insane#i honestly wish i was#i wish i was fucking joking#i'm not
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Ran into my first white male twink conservative
#he had a French accent#was not French !!!#he compared people having biases against conservatives for being bigots#to men not allowing women to vote in the 1800s#I wish I was fucking joking#I may have been drunk out of my mind#but my grandma was an alcoholic womens rights activist and politician#AND I GOT HER FUCKING GENES#man was on defense the entire convo
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literally just drove for my life being chased by a dominos driver in the Appalachian backwoods
#I wish I was fucking joking#we still have no clue who it was but called dominos#about to call corporate#I was shaking#Levi was having a panic attack#and this is a real sentence
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Essay protip: procrastinate by working on the fic you've been stuck on for year until you become so frustrated with it you actually write the academic paper as a break
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octo expansion did something irreversible to me bc "thang" has not left my vocabulary since then
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I hate my mom. So fucking much
#look#I don’t know how you’re supposed to help your kid who hasn’t eaten properly in two days#especially when you’re two thousand miles away#but I do know is that threatening to tell their dad is not the way to do it#I wish I was fucking joking#she knows what will happen if she does#she knows he’ll yell at me for hours on end. tell me I’m useless#go on and on about how his parents sent him away when he was my age and he had to fend for himself and he managed#and now has a successful company and whatever#meanwhile I can’t even force myself to eat#how if I’m gonna be so fucking helpless maybe I should just go live with my mom again#or better yet with the very people who kicked him out at 17. they’ll set me straight#and mom knows it won’t be a one day affair. nor will it be kept private#the whole family would know by tomorrow and I’d have to listen to all of their opinions about me#fuck. mom knows how I react to being yelled at#I can’t handle it. not the slightest bit#I’ll shut down for days after#and she’s still willing to put me through that#I know she’s not bluffing. she’s done it before#she forced me to cook. even after I was practically crying that I can’t#said she’d keep me up all night if she had to#I only got her off my case by promising I’d do it and send her a pic#but I promised I’d cook not that I’d eat. and considering the threat under which I did said cooking there’s no way in hell I’m eating it now#all mom achieved was prove that I can’t tell her anything. that next time she asks I’ll have to lie#because how can I share anything with her now? where’s the guarantee that she won’t decide something else is worth telling my dad?#I’m not going to live under the threat of being yelled at. I’ll lie through my teeth if I have to#she’s too far away to stop me#still… what kind of mother even does something like that. knowing full well she’d be yelled at too for raising such a useless daughter#I thought she was getting better. working on being a good mom to vi at least. guess I was wrong#no person who threatens to set someone’s abuser on them deserves being called a mom. she can go fuck herself
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a teacher at my school was stabbed by a student.
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