#i wish i was fucking joking

[screenshotsonpinterest]

I’ve never been addicted to anything but I do sometimes get a dull, gnawing ache to read fluffy fanfic and that’s kinda what I imagine it would be like

[unqualified-therapist]

me learning i am allergic to grass: that’s so juanaflippa core of me

[non-un-topo]

Nicky's blue jacket made me realize I was trans

[via-fm]

av just flushed my glasses down the toilet

[t4tdanvis]

Hey y'all last night Grian came to me in a dream and told me to watch Hermitcraft and subscribe to him is this like. Normal

[juliacampopiano]

you either die a hero or live long enough to become a south park fan unironically

[trans-ylvania]

never unmasking ever again someone just mentioned the gender pay gap and i said oh i love gerard way 🫥

[crybaby-writings]

it's wild when a porn bot messages you and they have the same name you used to have. like, what do you mean your name is leela???

is this where my deadname went after i stopped using it? to the porn bot name reclamation center? was it adopted by a loving family?

[oldwizardboots]

Never leave your screen unlocked on tumblr when using your phone. I almost just pocket-texted taz fanart to my boss

[spoonmoment69420]

Gus is so bisexual trangender to me but he calls himself cis (he isn't)

he's so silly like that. he's such a creature to me. i love him

[lildoodlenoodle]

Ran into my first white male twink conservative

[thetimecrystal]

hyperfixation so intense it stopped my depression spiral for a blissful 10 minutes

[hellofanidea]

Essay protip: procrastinate by working on the fic you've been stuck on for year until you become so frustrated with it you actually write the academic paper as a break

[johnwicklover1999]

octo expansion did something irreversible to me bc "thang" has not left my vocabulary since then

[malachitezmeyka]

I hate my mom. So fucking much

[visenyaism]

no you're being terfy for trying to shame women who DO want to be feminine and cutesy, we're still women even if we're not your perception of women

Explain to me how it is transphobic to say that you should not joke about how you are bad at math because you are a girl because that is misogynistic. Actually, explain to me why it’s cutesy to say that girls are bad at math. How is it feminine to say that girls are bad at math. How is that particular message factoring into your gender presentation. What is feminine or cutesy about thinking women are worse at any implied skill than men like either the skill level or the gender are immutable absolutes. What is going on