Nicky's blue jacket made me realize I was trans
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av just flushed my glasses down the toilet
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Hey y'all last night Grian came to me in a dream and told me to watch Hermitcraft and subscribe to him is this like. Normal
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you either die a hero or live long enough to become a south park fan unironically
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never unmasking ever again someone just mentioned the gender pay gap and i said oh i love gerard way 🫥
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it's wild when a porn bot messages you and they have the same name you used to have. like, what do you mean your name is leela???
is this where my deadname went after i stopped using it? to the porn bot name reclamation center? was it adopted by a loving family?
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Never leave your screen unlocked on tumblr when using your phone. I almost just pocket-texted taz fanart to my boss
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Gus is so bisexual trangender to me but he calls himself cis (he isn't)
he's so silly like that. he's such a creature to me. i love him
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literally just drove for my life being chased by a dominos driver in the Appalachian backwoods
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Essay protip: procrastinate by working on the fic you've been stuck on for year until you become so frustrated with it you actually write the academic paper as a break
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octo expansion did something irreversible to me bc "thang" has not left my vocabulary since then
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a teacher at my school was stabbed by a student.
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feeling like the only way to get my parents off my back about coming back is making myself look freakish enough that they won't want me to be around family
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AO3 authors really be off their rockers
Like what do you mean his cock was “breathtaking” and “sultry” 😭
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