#i wish he was a dilf

[v4mptress]

hugh jackman on the set of logan, 2017

[jesuistrestriste]

Dilf art growing out his curls…

unnngghhhh

i feel like he always keeps it so short + cut into a more sleek/mature style because he has a bit of a babyface and doesn’t really want ppl to think he’s younger than he is,, but,, he’d grow it out again if you wanted him to

he’d let you run your fingers through the back of his curls when you two are making out, and he’d moan louder if you tugged on them while he’s fucking you:/

[kookiekult]

Not to be touch starved on main but this would genuinely fix me

[jimmyspades]

"Alright, George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater." JAMES SPADER as Jason "Stanky" Hanky SEINFELD 9.09 "The Apology"

[lestappenslover]

i can’t believe max is pregnant

[sillystringpony]

CW nonsexual nudity

NAKED MEN JUMPSCARE

my simpsons stuff doesn't really get that many interactions but I LOVE THESE SILLIES SOOOOO MUCH :3

[beaudeanw]

JENSEN ACKLES as SOLDIER BOY in The Boys S3 Deleted Scene (x)

[skitskatdacat63]

I was showing my mom various eras of Nando, AND SHE SAID PUPPY DOG MCHONDA ERA LOOKS LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS HAHAHAHHAA

I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about this comparison for a while 😭😭😭😭😭

[niki-mis01]

“I DECIDE, what everyone deserves”

badass lineeeeeeeee

[the-acid-pear-art]

Comprehensive guide to my entirely normal DSaF ocs.

(actual info under the cut:)

Lucis Mori (el Diavolo)

Any pronoun

Recycled self insert turned into vent oc turned into slave worker

Died at 14 in a traffic accident it's now 20, still hasn't adapted to it

Mostly speaks Spanish (🇦🇷) but understands and can speak in English too (they just don't bc they're a hater)

Lil Luly (way-2-complex-lore S/I)

Any pronoun

Self ship self insert and sona has seen hell has been thru hell

Also a deadbeat (lover, dad, fujo, etc)

Way too many mental disorders for a guy who's 5'3

Ed (prophetic loser)

He/they

Gen 3 phone guy but he stopped caring long ago

Prophetic dreamer because he came to me thru a dream

Bigender but he has a job so no time for that

Yap Phone (XIAO HONG SHU‼️)

He/it

Gen 2 phone guy and actually trying but he's just too fucking out of it

Based on yap dollar/fiveish and all about him is based on quotes

This means he's a horndog completely out of it and also will switch language mid rant. Its a miracle he wasn't scrapped sooner

[skloomdumpster]

[davidwarnercorner]

David Warner and Kate Vernon in Hostile Takeover (1988) [pt. 3 of 3].

[nyxi-pixie]

😐the final reason😐 IS A SECRET!!😋😘🤩😊😊😚😜🤪 (he is a toxic skker)

[demigodishniss]

My watch through of classic Doctor Who is going so well (I'm even more attracted to old men now compared to before--)

[the-acid-pear]

Went for a walk but instead of touching grass I started thinking of phones and man I'm so fucking Curious and Hyped to see the Roger route especially to see how different he is from his counterpart in DSaF.

After all, in that universe it really seems that the only thing that made Roger get his shit together after his wife left him and he dropped off med school and shit was fucking Dying and getting to now be Someone Else (see: Scott) but now everyone is already a phone so that possibility is off the table which makes me wonder, is this Roger just not miserable or is there a brand new thing that he found to get his life relatively together?

[ryder-writes]

Live laugh love dilf!Kirishima