#i wish he was a dilf

[jesuistrestriste]

Dilf art growing out his curls…

unnngghhhh

i feel like he always keeps it so short + cut into a more sleek/mature style because he has a bit of a babyface and doesn’t really want ppl to think he’s younger than he is,, but,, he’d grow it out again if you wanted him to

he’d let you run your fingers through the back of his curls when you two are making out, and he’d moan louder if you tugged on them while he’s fucking you:/

[kookiekult]

Not to be touch starved on main but this would genuinely fix me

[peculiarpinkpig]

um....

[sillystringpony]

CW nonsexual nudity

NAKED MEN JUMPSCARE

my simpsons stuff doesn't really get that many interactions but I LOVE THESE SILLIES SOOOOO MUCH :3

[jimmyspades]

"Alright, George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater." JAMES SPADER as Jason "Stanky" Hanky SEINFELD 9.09 "The Apology"

[beaudeanw]

JENSEN ACKLES as SOLDIER BOY in The Boys S3 Deleted Scene (x)

[skitskatdacat63]

I was showing my mom various eras of Nando, AND SHE SAID PUPPY DOG MCHONDA ERA LOOKS LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS HAHAHAHHAA

I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about this comparison for a while 😭😭😭😭😭

[niki-mis01]

“I DECIDE, what everyone deserves”

badass lineeeeeeeee

[skloomdumpster]

[nyxi-pixie]

😐the final reason😐 IS A SECRET!!😋😘🤩😊😊😚😜🤪 (he is a toxic skker)

[demigodishniss]

My watch through of classic Doctor Who is going so well (I'm even more attracted to old men now compared to before--)

[davidwarnercorner]

David Warner and Kate Vernon in Hostile Takeover (1988) [pt. 3 of 3].

[basslinegrave]

lifes hard when youre a Wu/ late Wu fan in the Dynasty Warriors fandom

[the-acid-pear]

Went for a walk but instead of touching grass I started thinking of phones and man I'm so fucking Curious and Hyped to see the Roger route especially to see how different he is from his counterpart in DSaF.

After all, in that universe it really seems that the only thing that made Roger get his shit together after his wife left him and he dropped off med school and shit was fucking Dying and getting to now be Someone Else (see: Scott) but now everyone is already a phone so that possibility is off the table which makes me wonder, is this Roger just not miserable or is there a brand new thing that he found to get his life relatively together?

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

[fic: wicked love] and [fic: pyrite] what do the Tonys and Peters think about their multiverse counterparts or their respective relationships/dynamics? is there anything they might respectively envy?

PYRITE (BROTHERCEST) TONY AND PETER Tony: Hey, kid? Don't fuck our dad.

Peter: Oh my god, I wouldn't!

Tony: Look, it was worth saying. We don't not share some DNA.

Peter: That's different! You're… you. …And that version of you seems like a really good dad, too.

Tony: The bar is that low, huh?

Peter: I mean it! It seems like he makes the other me really happy.

Not that, um-- obviously we're not doing what they're doing-- they're like, together-together, and we're-- we're just-- s-so yeah, it's different--

Tony: ���Yeah. Sure.

-----

WICKED LOVE (DADSON) TONY AND PETER Peter: …They're kind of sweet?

Tony, pained: Baby, no.

Peter: Well, I mean-- it's not the best--

Tony: Peter.

Peter: --it's bad, but I don't know, it seems like they both needed someone to talk to about stuff? Like… they could actually be good brothers, if…

Tony: If one of them wasn't molesting the other one? That 'if' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, Atlas.

Peter: Maybe… maybe he really loves him, you know? Like you love me.

Tony: …

Yeah, sure. Maybe he does.

[ryder-writes]

Live laugh love dilf!Kirishima