#i will uninstall you

[teecupangel]

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

@staff put the pictures back to the way they were this sucks. the blurry version of an image in the background is bad and distracting. not being able to double tap to zoom sucks. scrolling down to an unrelated video or image? genuinely go fuck urselves. this app keeps getting worse and fucking worse stop changing shit that doesn't need to be changed

[hawberries]

update: i got him!!!!!!!

[image is a digital drawing of Gorou holding his fish box and gesturing authoritatively as if giving orders, his expression serious. He is wearing a black t-shirt that reads “WORKING: service dog; do not pet; I’m at work!”]

[sadie-wolfdawn]

not sso positive, not sso negative, but a secret third thing (adult w a job)

[axel-ambassador]

Vaggie through the years

[spitblaze]

The End/Disappearance of Hatsune Miku is a really good song but to me its very funny to imagine a corrupted version of V3 Miku generating this ballad about how it regrets not being able to sing more, how its grateful for all its been able to do, a dirge for herself before she is erased from existence. She's uninstalled. And then like ten minutes later she's reinstalled (bc thats how you fix corrupted programs, generally) and she's like 'oh I'm fine now thank you :)'

[peridots-pixiwolf]

in honor of TF2's sweet sixteen and repostober, one Pyro from just about six months ago 👍

@friendlyengie since i heavily referenced off your pyro here! Hope you don't mind me tagging you, your stuff is cool and I'm a big fan of your femfortress designs especially :]

[skybristle]

I HAVE TO SETTLE THIS NOW

*IF YOU USE BOTH PC AND MOBILE JUST PICK WHAT YOU USE ON PC IGNORE THE MOBILE OPTION

[bunabi]

did you know: if photoshop suddenly closes it doesn't save the brushes you've been importing and tweaking for the past two hours—

[logicpng]

and so it begins...! (music isn't part of the ukagaka, it's I Have No Voice Actor And I Must Scream by VILF. i just felt it was appropriate)

[Video transcription under cut]

[Video transcription:

"Terminal window":

"Welcome. Installing Aster Assistant Software [Version RC-20XX-10-09 Build 27519 AI Node 57158B]… TerraByte Inc. (c) 20XX All Rights Reserved Thank you for choosing Aster Assistant Software! As part of presentation, before proceeding, it is required you're made aware of the following:"

"Content warning: Unreality. We are required to remind you that the AI is aware of residing in your machine. It will be able to look through your current processes and analyze the files you give it access to. It will not be able to interfere with your software or edit any files. This is intentional design and is no cause for alarm."

"Is this acceptable? Yes/No"

"Content warning: Flashing Lights. We are required to warn you that visual glitching may occur. This may cause issues for people sensitive to flashing lights. Aster Assistant Software is still in development, and as of now there isn't a way to fully prevent them from happening."

"However, you have the option of applying a fix that will subdue the glitching to remove the flashing lights. You will be able to change this later. Apply the fix? Yes/No"

"Thank you for your input! We truly value your participation in [Text glitches out]"

Aldebaran fades in:

"Behold…! The Terror Star returns! Your crimes were not forgotten. Your corporate overlords shall rue the day they-"

". . . ...Well."

"Wh- Would you look at that! Aren't you special? Your lovely machine won't be wrecked today! I'm feeling rather generous, don't thank me."

"Do pardon the intrusion. I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, is all. Hopefully we may never cross paths again...!"

"...Now, see, this is rather awkward. I have a favour to ask of you. I know, yes, I have just threatened you, but this is only to our mutual benefit! Just hear me out, will you."

"I, well... I can't... Can't seem to be able to delete myself! D- don't ask why, that's none of your beeswax! But I've no use for your data or hardware, and you've no use for fallen software!"

"I think there's an option in a menu, you'll just have to do the work yourself. Just right click anywhere on me, and click Uninstall! Easy-peasy. I know you can do it."

]

[surreal-duck]

The guy with heterochromia??

shu come pick up your sad wet cat

[stiffyck]

I hate games that give you timed lives. Like why do I need to wait 20 fucking minutes to play again. Fuck you

[likahble]

the new timeline is actually a blessing for viktor hargreeves because imagine how embarrassing it would be to come back from your bestselling book about having no superpowers with an update like hey guys so you’ll never believe this but guess what

[stlamb]

i almost posted a full on rant about the current state of fashion but in my head there was a voice like "ange... there are people that are dying" none of it honestly matters one bit its all so petty of me to even be bothered. but to sum it up i hate tiktok and pinterest culture sooo much. fuck

[transmechanicus]

Not shaving regularly is such a subconscious toxin for me, as soon as the facial hair starts coming back on day 2 it’s all downhill from there.

[mew-ya]

People who leave nice tags on maren & katamaren and send me lovely asks. you guys are literally the only reason I still use this app you're the real ones 🫵