#i will not rise as a libra i am a scorpio. in fact my birthday is an exact month away

[warmsol]

happy elia lune day, stop and smell the roses in honor of her today 🌹

[queenofwandsl]

The astrology of Fiftey Shades of grey 𖥔 ࣪ ᥫ᭡⋆࣪

i'v been thinking about their astro placements and after watching the series i think i know it! keep reading..

christian grey : SCORPIO SUN and Venus, Capricorn Rising & moon, LEO MARSSS!!! libra mercury.

although his birthday in the show says that he's a gemini but in my opinion he's scorpio, cause if he's a gemini he will be talkative, funny, playfull and his personality is shown but if u know this men u know damn well he's ain't that 🤣 he's quiet, secretive, mysterious.. and that's all an scorpio sun traits. it's probably in his 10th

Capricorn Ascendant cause he hides his love life and people who romantically involved with ( 8th leo ) but since mars is there it's making it more sexually and about His sexual desires, also he's very successful and Workaholic, Saturn rules his first house so he faced difficulties at the beginning of his life, specifically in childhood ( moon conj rising )

LOL the cap moon do i even need to explain ? the first thing that made me immediately think that he's a cap moon besides his childhood, is his avoidance to physical touch & affection, cap moons grew up in harsh environment, they didn't see any love or hugs in a fact the opposite way, that's why he finds a hard time to show love or even let anybody touching him.. and it's in the in 12th house cause he hides his feelings & traumatic childhood

Not understanding feelings and giving them importance, bad relationship with mother and women ( bad moon placement )

he doesn't love love or relationships, doesn't want to involved with anyone , in a fact he didn't let any girl near to him unless it's 🔞

SCORPIO VENUS cause he's possessive and obsessed, jealous, controls his partner, toxic past relationships/ environment, why he loves to torture and hurt women & finds pleasure in it. doesn't communicate right

Leo mars explains the BDSM, men with leo mars Love to be dominant especially in Bed! He prefers young and innocent women, Innocence turns him on, He likes the idea of being sexually tortured, And to make his partner desire him intensely, and also making them beg and cry during 🔞 He is controlling and does not accept the idea of him being obedience and submission. He prefers to hit and slap in full areas, He loves the idea of his partner being completely submissive to him and blindly obedient... and being in the 8th make him OBSESSED WITH IT + gives alot of gifts to her.

Anastasia Steele : Pisces sun & mars, cancer rising, leo moon, Aquarius veuns.

because the sun loses her shine in Pisces it makes her not really an strong personality or " not shown" and that what drown christian to her cause he feel he has the " power " over her & can control her, she's sensitive, emotional, love books and like to read and also so dreamy!

the pisces mars give her that " shy innocent angelic girl " vibes and very feminine, Marilyn Monroe used to have this impression about her until now, and her Mars is Pisces. also it's explains why she is " Submissive " and No, I am not saying that Pisces Mars are submissive. Pisces Mars role in the relationship specially 🔞 depends on the desires of the other party ( 8th libra ) They often prefer people who are physically stronger and dominant than them.

Leo moon cause she's super affectionate and romantic, also they will have 8th synastry and that's another story 🤣 she's touchy with him, she wants to be in " romantic relationship " with him not just s*x ! she shows her love & care to him and that's what leo moon do when they are in love,

and she made him to let off of his personality and be more like her ( 8th synastry) + he hurted her sometimes emotionally and physically cause of his mars conj to her moon in the 8th. and also 8th moon synastry makes the emotional needs hidden or " not allowed " to show and that's what literally happened. and to order to make it out the first house needs to d'e. and that what happened he He abandoned himself and his personality to be with her.

Aquarius veuns cause she likes the casual dating and doing things together ( like going to the movies/ shopping together) air signs specially veuns and moons they like to get to know the person more and spending time together rather then the sexual things, they like enjoying the time u have together! She is also socially intelligent and knows to communicate right unlike him ( scorpio sun and mercury).

that's it we reached to the end of the post i hope u guys like and enjoy my Analytical ! also leave ur thoughts about it & do u agree?

xoxo.

[wendytestabrat]

WHAT I THINK THE ICARLY CHARACTER’S BIG 3 ARE IN ASTROLOGY

ok time for icarly edition of the big 3. it’s the layers of an onion. i talk abt the rising sign first bc that’s how u come across to others on first appearance, then the sun sign is like ur identity & shit, and your moon is ur deep emotional side. all of the icarly characters’ birthdays have been confirmed so yeah all of these sun signs are canon but the rising & moons are my wild guesses. imo these sun signs are ON POINT and the icarly writers or whoever the fuck did a good job picking the characters’ birthdays lol. except for spencer tho idk if scorpio would’ve been the best sign i’d pick for him. okie….

CARLY:

yeah carly is DEF a libra rising she comes across super nice, sweet, polite, & friendly and she’s always mediating conflicts when sam & freddie are fighting LOL. but yeah when u peel back the onion she’s a canon leo (her bday is july 24) bc when u get to know carly better she’s not as sweet as she seems and she’s actually rlly bitchy and bossy AF like a leo LOL. (which is why her & sam get along bc sam is an aries which is also a fire sign so that’s why carly enables sam’s cruelty and bad attitude sometimes AND why they both like to be in the spotlight). she’s a total diva & an egomaniac bc the bitch named the webshow after herself and thinks it’s all about her (look i know how to make fun of my own sign isn’t it great how we leos know how to take a joke) & carly is a HUGE leader too. i’m also a libra rising leo sun so i have the same problem where i come across all nice & sweet at first to most people but then when they discover my leo they realize how much of a cunt i rlly am LOL (and then they hate me bc they thought i was someone they could use & manipulate at first but then they discover i’m not so they’re like oh shit bye i’m done with you). i feel like most of us leos are like carly we’re all nice & friendly and shit but we’re not afraid to let out the sass and be mean if we have to which is carly af LOL. and then carly is a capricorn moon which explains why she’s def the responsible one of the group. carly is rlly mature for her age and has her shit together considering the fact she’s always the one who ends up parenting spencer and not the other way around.

SAM:

sam def gives me earth rising vibes so i feel like she’s a taurus rising. sam comes across rlly dependable and loyal (she sticks by carly’s side through thick and thin) and sam keeps shit real too like a taurus. AND she loves food too LOL. but yeah peeling back the onion she’s DEF an aries which is EXTREMELY fitting bc they’re the aggressive, feisty, impulsive ones of the zodiac and that’s literally sam’s entire character. but yeah peeling back the onion even MORE i think sam is a cancer moon bc deep down sam is sensitive AF like a cancer and she’s rlly intuitive too which is why she’s so manipulative in so many episodes LOL. jennette mccurdy is a cancer irl so i feel like there’s a lot of cancer vibes in sam’s character too. it also makes her aries outbursts like 100x more volatile and emotional bc of all the mood swings she has. sam is a rlly caring person she just doesn’t like to show it prob bc of her aries sun lol. AND she’s protective af too like remember that time she whooped that girl’s ass at the groovy smoothie after she was bullying carly?

FREDDIE:

yeah he’s def a virgo rising. freddie comes across rlly brainy and analytical & he’s extremely dependable too and quick to lend a hand and help someone out if they need it. peeling back the onion he’s actually an aquarius which is fitting AF. freddie is a total tech nerd and aquariuses are the innovators of the zodiac lol & he’s rlly aloof and overly logical abt shit but freddie is still rlly friendly, nice, & easygoing like a typical aquarius. but deep down freddie is a pisces moon bc freddie is sensitive AF and gets butthurt easily lol. he’s a rlly passive person and he gets pushed around easily and taken advantage of like a pisces which was why he let carly string him along for 47373892 years and let sam bully the shit out of him LOL. freddie is too nice for his own good and has a total martyr complex bc he helps bitches too much who don’t deserve his help.

SPENCER:

spencer is an aquarius rising bc yeah spencer comes across weird af. he’s constantly inventing shit and sculpting random ass art projects and he does NOT like to live life the conventional way hence why he has no real job. but yeah spencer is actually a scorpio (which honestly isn’t the best sign for him i’d rather him just be an aquarius sun) which makes sense to some extent how he’s RLLY passionate and focused on his art projects and shit. spencer is also rlly loyal, caring, & protective like a scorpio and he has his occasional moments where his stinger comes out and he gets overly protective like that time he didn’t want carly dating the peewee baby dude LOL. but yeah spencer is a sag moon bc he’s SUPER energetic, spontaneous, & adventurous and he does NOT like to settle down. i mean the dude was only in law school for 3 days and then dropped out that is some sagittarius shit right there. spencer has to have some fire in his big 3 bc he’s the dude who literally starts fires all the time soooo LOL.

GIBBY:

yeah gibby is a sag rising he comes across SUPER outgoing & adventerous and he’s always down to do the craziest shit. he’s a fun guy u wanna hang out with. and he also can be aggressive af too like u do NOT wanna mess with gibby, remember when he whooped nora’s ass???? but yeah gibby’s bday is jan 20 which is RIGHT at the beginning of aquarius season (i deadass thought he was a capricorn at first) so yeah he’s an aquarius bc he’s weird AF. gibby doesn’t give a fuck and he does his own thing. he likes dancing with his shirt off. only an aquarius would do something so humiliating. but deep down he’s a taurus moon. gibby def gives me earth vibes he’s chill af and he’s rlly solid & dependable and always there for everyone. he keeps it 100% real no bs. gibby doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not. gibby is gibby.

[thechaosmuses]

Full Name; Kailee Josephine Holtz Nicknames; Kai, Kai Jo, KJ, Phoenix, Chandler (mostly by my Joey aka Bree but feel free to use it too) Birthday; December 14th, 1998 Pronouns; She/Her/They/Them Sexuality; Pansexual Zodiac Placements; Sun, Rising & Mercury; Sagittarius Moon; Scorpio Venus; Capricorn Mars; Libra Occupation; Babysitting

Other Fandoms (that aren't on here); Disney/Pixar, Dreamworks, One Direction, OUAT, Voltron, Riverdale (will add to this when I start ticking things off the list of shows I need to watch) Likes; Blue (specifically brighter/lighter shades), Red, Green, Yellow, Black, Pasta, Chinese Food, Chocolate and Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Red Bull, Dr. Pepper, 3 Musketeers, Sour Skittles, Halloween, Thunderstorms, Snow, Midnight, Wolves, Foxes, all kinds of music; I go by song rather than genre. Dislikes; Bullies of any kind, chewing noises, sauerkraut, chilli (hate me all you want but it’s the beans), BEANS, bad country music (if you like country, you know the kind), bugs, Summer (just the heat)

Hobbies; Roleplaying (obviously-), writing (i've made plans to write a book actually-), reading, makeup, photography, making photo edits and playlists.

Misc Facts;

My personality type is INFP-T, and just for fun here's some characters I share it with; Peter Parker, Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), Belle (Beauty & The Beast), Elena Gilbert, Will Byers, Wanda Maximoff, Violet Parr, and Eeyore.

I live in a small shed in my parents backyard (it's insulated and all that) so if I ever mentioned 'the/my shed' that's what I mean, and in the warmer months I often keep the door of it open (like it is now since it's raining) because I love to do that.

I have three younger siblings, two brothers and a sister. For the sake of their privacy I won’t use their actual names, but Tyler is 22, Joseph is 13 and Grace is 9.

I was born and raised in Ohio, born up North but raised down South so I’m like a weird mix of both, especially accent wise.

We have two dogs, a golden retriever named Marley and a Siberian husky named Demon, they're both 6 years old.

I am an honorary Aunt to one amazing little dude who I love and adore very much.

[shopwitchvamp]

Alright it's time! Let's take a look at the top 3 votes: 1) Scorpio: Well I can't say I'm surprised, haha. This is what I expected due to Scorpio's association with goth/witchy things. But my only planet in Scorpio is Pluto, so like the generational Millennial stuff. 2) Virgo: This one took me by surprise the most! What in the world am I giving off that's Virgo?? Thank you all so much for thinking I'm anywhere near that put together or organized lmao. And I actually don't have any planets in Virgo. 3) Libra: I can kinda understand this one, I think maybe from the association with fashion/style. Thank you for thinking I'm anywhere near stylish enough to be a Libra. But once again, I don't actually have any planets in Libra. Honorable Mention: Leo in 4th place! Anyone that voted for Leo, you were really the closest to correct I think. I did ask about it based on ~the vibes~, and I'm a Leo Rising, so arguably it's more correct as a vibes assessment than guessing my sun. And now, the truth is.... My birthday is tomorrow! Which means my sun sign is Cancer!! In fact I have very Cancer heavy chart with 4 planets in Cancer, haha. But maybe you can't guess that from internet vibes. You probably gotta get closer than that to witness the hidden Cancerian depths. 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

(even if you already know the answer, pick which one you think fits best based on vibes anyway)

[tannieastrology]

Ranting about my crush

This is gonna be a long rant so be prepared! I’m gonna start by telling you our placements.

He is a Gemini Rising, Cancer Sun, Capricorn Moon, Leo Venus, Virgo Mars

I am a Libra Rising, Aquarius sun, Scorpio Moon, Capricorn Venus, Gemini Mars

So about three or four years ago in 6th grade I had met him in school because we had a class together for history. At first sight I never really thought much of him. He wasn’t my type (he’s very short) and we never talked much. He was just any other boy I knew in class and I remember actually liking an upperclassman at the time.

A year later in 7th grade the feelings for the upperclassman went away and I was crush-free. Me and him joined crosscountry for the first semester and we started talking a little more. It wasn’t much, I mean, I can only remember talking to him like 3 or 4 times, but everytime we talked he was always harsh and sarcastic. Maybe it was because I was a top athlete and student at the time so maybe he was bitter because he was struggling in athletics? I’m not sure because honestly, I’m still trynna figure that out. He was always supportive when I ran though and I can remember the times when he used to cheer me on. We had no classes together and we were not important to each others lives at all. Thats all I can remember from our interactions that year.

Now the third year, which was 8th grade last year, was when things started to change. I had about four classes with him and we also had extracurriculars outside of school like choir and athletics. I used to talk to his friends and they used to tease me a lot because thats just how we talk to each other. I guess he saw I was comfortable with their bickering so he got in on it and now, that’s our regular way of talking because that’s how we bonded. Our relationship is weird to say the least. Its like provoking the other gives a certain satisfaction. The constant insults, the competitiveness, the jokes, and time spent together all eventually made me fall for him. It wasnt until my birthday in January that made me realize I liked him. No happy birthday came through from him, but then again, we’re not close. After that, everything he did started to do upset me. It made me wonder. Why does he talk to me like that? Does he hate me? Or do I hurt his ego? It was just that he actually started to insult me and started to make sterotypical racist jokes even when I asked him countless of times to stop. Cause I’m Indian and he’s Vietnamese right, so he thought it was okay to make those types of jokes because he’s asian too. The fact that I like him made me more sensitive to what he said compared to other people. Because he never talks to anyone else like that and we werent even that close for him to be talking to me in that way. Each day my mood depended on how he talked to me. I got obsessed and I used to zone out wondering if he liked me back. What made everything more complicated was that he liked 2 other girls. The first girl was my friend. They liked each other in 6th grade but they were too shy to approach each other. When 7th grade came around he started liking the 2nd girl. He was really down bad for the second girl and still is. My friend had asked him out during the first semester but he said no because he like the 2nd girl more. Throughout the year all of our laughs and bickering eventually had alot of people shipping us including my science teacher because they think we have a enemies to lovers relationship. All I can say is that he had me on edge. Ive never felt this strongly about anyone before. He was nice one day when he needed answers and then the next day he was back to annoying me. I’m not gonna lie sometimes it was really cute but a majority of the times he crossed the line. So much happened within the year that I cant even explain everything but all I know is that I’m down bad.

Now freshman year has rolled around. I have no classes with him which is great because I’m trying to move on but its not working. The girl he’s liked for three years got asked out by his best friend to homecoming and I’m sitting here hoping for more. In the summer I talked to him over text and told him to back off the insults which clearly didnt work. I tried to ignore him and be nice to him so many times but he always comes back and bothers me. And this bitch always stares at me so intensely like he wants to kill me. Its frustrating that he got me stuck in this endless loop of mind games. I dont know how things are gonna end up. Ive held this in for so long I just needed to let it out. Thank you for listening.

Heres the synastry and composite chart in case yall want to see. He’s blue and I am red

I’d love to hear about your story of unrequited crushes! Please leave a comment and tell me what you think of him and why he acts like that!

-Simi

[oceanblueeyesoul]

Hi! I was wondering if I could get a stranger things and pjo s/o and cabin match-up?And maybe Harry Potter?

MBTI: INFJ

Zodiac: Libra

Moon sign : Aries with Scorpio rising

Appearance: I'm 5'1" and have shoulder length brownish black hair, big brown "doe eyes" and small heart shaped lips with small oval face, and golden brown skin(Indian brown). I have more of a petite figure. I have kind of both tomboyish and girly style if that makes sense.

Personality: I'm extremely moody that it depends on my mood to be an introvert or an extrovert.I am more of an ambivert. I can be very impatient, stubborn, and argumentative although I try my best to keep a level head despite these things. I'd say I'm a pretty optimistic person and am extremely loyal to the ones I love. I'm pretty sarcastic and sassy and like joking around with my friends and family. I'm also a hopeless romantic who longs for the type of you see in books. I like to act like nothing affects me but really I'm a pretty sensitive person who overthinks a lot.I am very bold and confident and an all-rounder like good at studies, singing, drawing, dancing, painting, cooking, etc.And also passive agressive. people say I am mysterious.

Likes: Autumn, Moon and stars, Late night drives, rabbits, pomerian dogs, reading, the beach, swimming, baseball, snow, shopping, ice cream, traveling, music.

Dislikes: people who are to full of themselves/won't own up to their mistakes.

Random facts about me: I have the biggest sweet tooth ever, my favorite food is chicken fried rice, my favorite color is black, my favorite flower is a rose.

Thank you so much🤍

Hi there, sweetie! I really hope you like this a lot!

Stranger Things Matchup

Your Stranger Things soulmate is...

LUCAS SINCLAIR!

He would definitely be going to your swimming and baseball events as a supportive boyfriends and would be so happy to do so.

The two of you would be listening to music together, dancing and singing to all the songs that you know a lot and just having fun with each other.

He would give you roses for your birthday or anniversary because he knows that your favourite flowers are roses.

ESTJ x INFJ soulmates!

Capricorn x Libra lovebirds!

PJO Matchup

Your PJO soulmate is...

PERCY JACKSON!

He would definitely be going to swimming lessons with you and just having fun on the water with you every year.

The two of you would get ice cream together and having fun with the ice cream on your noses and cheeks too.

The two of you would go to the late night drives together and would listen to music in the car together.

ESFP x INFJ lovebirds!

Leo x Libra soulmates!

PJO Cabin Matchup

You give me Cabin 6 (Athena) vibes! You and your siblings would often read books together and would make fun of the main characters a lot.

Harry Potter Matchup

Your Harry Potter soulmate is...

CEDRIC DIGGORY!

He would definitely buying a rabbit and Pomeranian puppy for your birthday or anniversary because he knows that you love bunnies and Pomeranian dogs.

The two of you would play in the leaves when Autumn season is here and you guys would have some fun in the leaves in the forest and with each other as well.

The two of you would go to the beach together; making sandcastles together, swimming with the dolphins, get tanned and having fun in the ocean together.

ESFJ x INFJ lovebirds!

Libra x Libra soulmates!

[emoyuuta]

How about a birth chart analysis for Toji? I think that could be really interesting

Dear anon, I would glady do it but unfortunately we don't have his year of birth. The only objective fact that we have is that he's a Capricorn sun, since his birthday is on December 31st.

BUT I can give you my two cents about it. Or more likely, I think I can at least try to pin-point his birth year and so his birth chart. It's all a personal theory it though, don't take it for sure (bc I know that if Gege will give us the birth year they're gonna bite me in the ass for this lol).

A few months ago I was talking with someone on twitter about something and this idea just hit me: I think this man may have a debilitated Saturn. I don't know exactly why, but since he seems pretty reckless, takes wrong decisions and has issues with the institutions...sounds like a debilitated Saturn to me. Saturn is a generational planet, it stays for about 2,5 years in the same sign, and still using generational planets it's clear that he doesn't make the cut for the Scorpio Pluto generation, so let's restrict the field to the Libra Pluto generation (1971-1984 circa).

So we get three options for this: Aries (fall), Cancer or Leo (detriment) Saturn. I am taking out of the picture Cancer Saturn bc the reason why is debilitated is because Cancer is a sign too "soft" to do Saturn's job.

Aries Saturn sounds like an option, it's all about recklessness and impulsivity and competitiveness, but I think there's a small problem aka the last times Saturn was in Aries during a December 31st are in 1967 or 1968, which I think would be too old for him?

So my real theory is that he has Saturn in Leo, which would make him being born either in 1975 or 1976. Other than the dates looking more fitting, I would go with this because of the implication of having Saturn in the sign of "Leo", just by the name you can maybe imagine an issue with your identity and your arrogance. I also think that Toji may be a Leo rising, so having his Saturn in the first house could possibly highlight a problem like his identity not being acknowledged or being diminished and such.

Oh and it’s important to notice that in 2006 Saturn was back in Leo, it was literally his Saturn return...was this one of those “when no one gets them, the Saturn return will definitely get them (threatening)” cases?

Giving him a Leo Saturn would also be a very interesting thing bc of the synastry he would have with Megumi. I always say that Megumi is a Virgo rising, so his 12th house would be in Leo. Toji's Saturn would fall in his 12th house. Saturn = father, 12th house = things you are unaware, unconscious about...dude not recognized his own father when he had him in front of him...that would unironically be peak 12th house synastry (Toji also forgot Megumi for a second, even if Megumi's moon is in Leo it's at a very early degree so it'd fall on his father 12th house too, it's the same shit lmao).

Anyway, I am dropping here the possible birth charts if we give him a Leo Saturn (the first one is 1975, the second 1976)

I tend to prefer the 1976 version bc I see some pattern in common in Megumi (familiar synastry is like that sometimes lol), aka same Sun and Mercury in Capricorn + Moon and Jupiter being in the same (fixed) sign.

In either case, if we give him a Leo rising there are two placements that caught my eye: Pluto in the 3rd = his death (and resurrection?) leaving quite the impression among cousins and siblings, and Uranus in the 4th house = he left the family.

So anon I am sorry that I couldn't do more other than speculate, if we get a birth year either I do a decent analysis or you'll never see this post again lol.

[tiredbutstillloveable]

🎏 Advanced Astro Tag 🎏

Tagged by: thanks for the tag love! @k-rising 💖

The placement/aspect you relate to the most: My sagittarius moon and rising, cancer mars 👀, annnnd sag moon square virgo sun :( lol it's tough ngl. The placement/aspect you relate to the least: aquarius moon, and virgo sun (ok, this sounds crazy since I am a virgo sun, but I wish I was a little bit more like that ngl HAHAHA) The placement/aspect that is your favourite: Venus conjunct Ascendent or moon (synastry). The placement/aspect that is your least favourite: Capricorn moon conjunct mercury - sometimes you guys feel too focused in the wrong things in life, and forget to live!!!!!! pls, stop this 🙏 The placement/aspect you wish you had: aries or leo mars (just because I'm too lazy sometimes, even to do the things I love, so...) The placement(s)/aspect(s) you often get romantically involved with: scorpio sun or venus, aquarius sun or rising and libra sun (godhelpme🙈) The placement/aspect you would never date:. Aquarius Venus (bc I think you guys would hate the fact that I'm always touching/squeezing the life out of the people I love hihi) The placement/aspect you think deserve more love or attention: Scorpio Venus <3 One mutual's chart/placement you would like to have rather than your own: I don't know if I wanted to change my completely, but I would love to have more air energy lol Lilith and why you love yours: Taurus Lilith in the 6th The Sun sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Gemini 🤡 The Moon sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Cancer. The Rising sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Cancer 🥰 The Moon sign(s) you relate to the most: I think it's my own...so,sag moons <3 The Rising sign(s) you relate to the most: my own again, Sagittarius rising lol Tell me ONE story that you think embodies all of your natal chart:

Once upon a time (before covid, when we could go out with no worries)

I went out of my friend's birthday party, to rescue my another wasted friend in the party she was in, bc her mom couldn't see her like that. And I was so worried with her, because she is my baby friend, and she really can't handle drinking too much, and especially strong drinks, which was the case that night, and on top of that, she was with a group of our friends from college, but yk they were not take care of her for real, bc they were wasted as well...so I just went to the other side of the city (I was in a bar that was super close to my house, and went to a place that was 30min away) just to take care of her and to be sure she was fine, and she could go to her house properly, without her mother knowing anything. I just remember that I was worried and wanted to kill her, but I was so happy to see she was fine in the end, just a little bit wasted, but ok. And then, I took her home safely, after a few glasses of water lol (and her mom didn't notice anything, so everything was alright in the end 🙏). I hope this made sense lol I'm writing this super late at night, so...fingers cross lol

THE END.

Tagging: @acmishere @astroyongie @divinebangtan and everyone who wants to do it <3

[phoebehalliwell]

ok but let's discuss astrology. like i just made girls natal charts and got a thought. what rising sign would you give to each sister? (lmao their charts like literally witchy and kinda strange, like prue is a scorpio sun and aquarius moon, piper's a leo sun and sag moon, phoebe's a scorpio sun and libra moon, and paige is a leo sun and pisces moon. like... these are very strange. but funny)

!! okay. so. so like many moons ago i started a charmed astrology series that i literally never finished but hey maybe i should finish that where i like. did the girls whole charts. mainly based off vibes i kept the generational signs and the sun signs

which sidebar that ik is gonna be a long enough rant to warrant it's own paragraph but i'm a diehard piper capricorn truther because like in canon we are given not one not two but three whole pieces of conflicting evidence for piper's birthday first being the family tree placing her as a leo in s2 next phoebe's line decreeing her a gemini in s3 and then 3) a whole ass birthday episode in s6 set in january, placing her as either a capricorn or an aquarius. (which, it has been argued. could potentially be in july/august or may/june But. given the timeline with chris's birth take into account and also relativity to wyatt's birthday which is canonically in february. it's p solidly january in my opinion.) anyways so not only am i a capricorn truther because i think it is the best sign for her like everything about her to me reads very strongly earth sign like shure u could argue leo i can see it gemini is really reaching imo i really. i do not see her as a gemini. But. not only am i a capricorn truther because she's a capricorn, i am also a capricorn truther because given the three pieces of evidence, which was the most canon weight: a prop, a quip, or an episode. right??? like. like if we accept the family tree as canon there are literally so many errors there stuff that simply is not canon it was just made by some guy in props prue's birth year is wrong given her past life's death year, grams not only has like a brother like 20 years her jr i'm p sure it also implies she gave birth to patty at age 13 like there is So Much fucked up in that tree (and they never even put paige on there!!!!!!!!!!)

anyways. piper=capricorn. i also did moon sign off vibes just because i prefer it that way but ig these are like. their canon moon signs. given the day/year. i do really like aquarius for prue i love pisces for paige because i feel like it leans into that artist side and really like um. like the fact i think paige really doesn't lean into her moon sign that much i think like you know that whole well of emotions i think it can be very debilitating for her if that gets opened (like what we saw in a paige from the past) so i think kind of her bursts of creativity and her like. she kind of has this sort of bleeding heart when it comes to looking out for people she barely knows i think that really is her moon sign scratching its way to the surface because i really don't think paige like again i don't think she leans into it that much she's not someone who leads with her emotions. for phoebe's libra moon i'm literally just like advice columnist. yeah. if i'm still on my piper capricorn tilt i think the bday i gave her was the 13th, so her moon sign would be taurus. which i also like for her. like her being possessed by gluttony and also her speech to the elders in early s3 in once upon a time where she demands leo back? yeah.

but!! rising signs. starting with prue i think she'd probably have an fire rising sign just given like. like her energy. like in school she was head cheerleader we see constantly throughout the show like her first impressions kick your ass like everyone knows they're looking at a fierce spirit when they first meet her. i would say the ram i'd say prue aries rising. for piper i'm saying cancer rising. to level with you i'm not even considering the other ones she just feels so cancer rising like in high school she was nobody in almost every situation in the early seasons (and honestly sometimes beyond that) people just look at her and go oh. housewife. doormat. i can walk all over her (both douchebag bosses at quake, the like. homeowners association meeting in the s3 episode where the triquetra breaks. the high school reunion ep). but on the more positive side her and leo's early relationship and the really shy dance around each other a sweet puppy love or even why tyler the firestarter first showed up in the house it was piper who was able to put him at ease i'm saying cancer rising. next up on the docket is phoebe who i am going to give a leo rising just because she does always seem to have this (occasionally unwarranted) confidence like she turns heads when she enters a room she has this power this chutzpah that i think only gets further driven up in shallow situations (like what we say with clay her ex-flame from new york i mean, you barely had a spare minute in new york, three jobs just to afford your social calendar type shit) like i think she. yeah. i think she's a leo rising. paige i think i'm gonna give an aquarius rising to paige just because like yes the whole "humanitarian" aspect of the aquarius sign which like. like to level with you. think of all the aquarians you know. humanitarian? how many people would you genuinely describe as humanitarian maybe i just personally have beef with like. aquarian men. just like. in general. but humanitarian? really? it's mainly just guys sucking themselves off to their own ideas about how the world works and assuming that every single other person is like them and that's why society is the way it is and blah blah blah blah i'm sorry this was in college it's a small sample size ik i try not to hate all aquarians. but humanitarian? anyways tho i think if someone were to like actually read humanitarian i think paige is def a candidate but i think what really sells her on the aquarius rising for me is the fact that i think she is really difficult to get a read on (which is another trait i associate w aquarians due to their lack of emotions, as we all know. i'm sorry i'm really gonna hafta go back and find the aquarian who hurt me bc i feel like this is running strangely deep. but i also feel like i'm right so.) but i think paige is like. like, if we look back on almost all of her first introductions (first meeting the sisters, kind of first interactions with leo, first interactions with richard, first interactions with kyle), like. there is something detached there, but like, slightly underneath, this strong desire to help. yeah. <3

[evermorebarbie]

“As I said I’m really indecisive and it’s hard for me to select someone.”

You must be a Libra 💖

Yes I am lmao the indecisiveness gives it away 😂my birthday is oct 6 and in fact my sun and rising are both Libra. My moon is a Scorpio

[butchedyke]

i was tagged by miss alex @hotrod2007 to answer 30 questions and tag people to also answer said questions. thank u my dearest soap eating friend this took me multiple days to complete because i got stuck on the last question <3

1. name/nickname: colleen! my beloved discord friends call me col tho

2. gender: teenage boy in a campy 80s film

3. star sign: scorpio! i finally memorised my moon and rising bc i was sick of checking my phone every time it came up but idk what it means so if scorpio sin virgo moon libra rising means anything to anyone. hmu

4. height: short but still taller than alex <3 (approx 5'3")

5. time: it was 11:53pm aedst when i started writing this but i just finished 2 days later and it's 10:16pm <3

6. birthday: november 4

7. favorite bands/groups: one direction, panic! at the disco (do not mistake me for someone that likes or respects br*ndon urie i just like the songs), i'm more prone to just listening to Songs rather than Artists so i'm p limited here dhksbc i've been listening to a decent amount of the cure lately tho

8. favorite solo artist: hozier, mika, harry styles, again tho i listen to a lot of individual songs rather than artists rip

9. song stuck in my head: nothing atm so i'm hoping to keep it that way. most of today i had our house by madness stuck in my head and i don't need that curse back

10. last movie: ready or not

11. last show: s*pernatural

12: when did i create this blog: 2012 :|

13. what do i post: that is such a good question!

14. last thing googled: azealia banks cat

15. other blogs: that's a secret 🧡

16. do i get asks: no and i don't know what i have to do to get them!!!!

17. why did i choose this url: i'm butch. i'm lesbian. that's it!

18. following: 516

19. followers: around 2660, it fluctuates when i change content or post mildly problematic things

20. average hours of sleep: a solid 7 or 8! benefits of living with ur gf who does full time shiftwork ur sleep schedule becomes weirdly regular around hers

21. lucky number: just like. whatever

22. instruments: i haven't touched it for a solid 12 months but cornet, i played in my local brass band from age 10 until i moved out at 17 and still sometimes play when i'm visiting my parents

23. what am i wearing: pyjamas 🧡 grey shirt with cats on it and long black shorts with skulls on them

24: dream job: dream jobs aren't real no one dreams of working whatever but i want to work in a museum! i'd be happy with any job whether it be curating or tour guiding or whatever but i know i need more qualifications :^| other than that though i'd like to work in a library!

25: dream trip:  not 2 be cringe but i'd kill to go to disney world. i've got a Thing for the lore of the parks, sue me

26. favorite food: lasagne. garfield kinnie (joke)

27. nationality: a*stralian 🤢

28. favorite song: atm either wuthering heights by kate bush or the lovecats by the cure 

29. last book read: i genuinely could not tell you the last book i finished reading but i got about halfway through howl's moving castle last year! shit's wack he's literally just a guy from wales? studio ghibli REALLY took some liberties and i thank them every day for it

30. three fictional universes you’d like to live in: suddenly ive forgotten every piece of media ive ever consumed 🧡  on the topic of studio ghibli though i'd definitely say the my neighbour totoro universe given that i have in the past had a cry over the fact that totoro isn't real, maybe ocarina of time hyrule but in a universe where nothing goes wrong and i just live my little lesbian life in kakariko village OR on the floaty island in skyward sword which i have Not played since i was about 9 but have positive opinions on (switch remaster when), and highkey the professor layton universe bc i love a good ambiguous time period and i like the idea of it being normal to just have puzzles everywhere and sometimes communicate through them. don't talk to me unless you solve this puzzle. icon behaviour

im always beaten to tagging the people i want to but im gonna do it anyway just in case <3 @lethbians @morbidstuff2019 @eastaustraliancurrent @dykearchie @zukkacore @pensomolto @afterafternoons obviously no one is obligated to do it and if any of my other beloved mutuals are compelled to u can say i tagged u this is an @everyone

[offtopicoverload]

Any random galaxy thoughts you wanna share? 🧠🧠🧠

so ive been trying to figure out how to answer this for like two days now, and ive got nothing, so im just gonna ramble incoherently about literally whatever comes to mind, but i think thats what you signed up for anyway, so this is on you

im replaying blades rn and nias just the besttttt. i wish more female lis got her treatment, cuz she really wasn't sidelined, like shes fucking there ya know? 

im looking through my ocs birthdays cuz i wanted to include the newbies since heights worked last time, and i totally missed violet’s on the 12th, but olives is soon on the 25th, so thats fun. also love the fact that i accidentally made rue’s valentines day without even thinking about it, and she would hate that, so fun. i also dont have one for izzy cuz i dont think i can get her full chart, the site i used didnt go back far enough for like jupiter and stuff i dont think, but here's the newbies birth charts

Rowan (Second Chance) - 21 September 1999 

Sun - Virgo

Moon - Aquarius 

Mercury - Libra

Venus - Leo

Mars - Sagittarius

Jupiter - Taurus

Saturn - Taurus

Uranus - Aquarius

Neptune - Aquarius

Pluto - Sagittarius

Lilith - Sagittarius

Rising - Gemini

Briar (Late Night Lyrics) - 6 July 1996

Sun - Cancer

Moon - Pisces

Mercury - Cancer

Venus - Gemini

Mars - Gemini

Jupiter - Capricorn

Saturn - Aries

Uranus - Aquarius

Neptune - Capricorn

Pluto - Sagittarius

Lilith - Leo

Rising - Cancer

Oakley (WIP AU) - 26 March 1998

Sun - Aries

Moon - Pisces

Mercury - Aries

Venus - Aquarius

Mars - Aries

Jupiter - Pisces

Saturn - Aries

Uranus - Aquarius

Neptune - Aquarius

Pluto - Sagittarius

Lilith - Libra

Rising - Libra

Rue (Sit and Watch the Hourglass Drain) - 14 February 1992

Sun - Aquarius

Moon - Cancer

Mercury -Aquarius

Venus - Capricorn

Mars - Capricorn

Jupiter - Virgo

Saturn - Aquarius

Uranus - Capricorn

Neptune - Capricorn

Pluto - Scorpio

Lilith - Aquarius

Rising -  Scorpio

my blogs been so empty, so thank you for sending asks and stuff, idk what's going on rn but thank you, you truly are the best aries and i adore you

OH, idk if you play lovestruck, but one of my favourites, nysa, came back yesterday, so thats great, i think i want to write something for her, but it'd be pretty long, so idk. the only idea i have would be to make the time between seasons an actual jump, and to up the stakes, and im not sold on that yet. i already have a million other things to write, but who knows since im entirely unpredictable and unreliable

i think i want to try the thing where you write like everything for a fic, and start dumping out chapters, then i could trust myself not to get distracted, but ALSO, im way too impatient for that, so then were just back at square one, and its getting frustrating and stressful, especially when im not even doing the moodboard thing which was really fun while it lasted

i wanted to make one for allegra cuz ive never seen one for her, but i get why now. i have no idea what to do for her, so i might try again after doing like talia or someone, just to practice

i want to draw rainbow lips. no reason, just want to, and maybe i will

i wish i was better at art, i have this one drawing stuck in my head for months and it'd be so dope to make it, but i suck and cant work on something for very long without getting annoyed about making progress soooooo

maybe ill try traditional stuff again, i always did okay, and maybe i could draw briar or something for you ashfkjddslk

im currently playing a fun game of “am i extra depressed again or just need to get my life together OR do i need to find a new interest?”

but here's the thing. i dont want to find a new interest and abandon all this, i really like it, but litgs super dead, which is just fucking fantastic, and choices is so big and overwhelming, and lovestruck is messy as fuck, so im just hanging out here man. just fucking around

ANYWAY, i wrote a thing, but i dont even know if i can fit it into sawthd, or if itd be a good description, but ima dump it here until i figure it out cuz it kinda vibes, right?-

Do you ever wonder it would be like to to crush something so delicate in the palm of your hand, to watch the glass crack and splinter into shards, to watch them cut your skin like paper, to watch ruby red droplets glitter with the reflections and refractions, sparkle in the light or gleam in the dark? Do you ever wonder how bad it would hurt, for the fragments to slice through you so easily, like a knife cutting butter, a rock splitting waves, a bird parting clouds, a destruction so simple and easy? Do you ever wonder if it would be worth it? If the stinging cuts and splinters stuck in your skin as blood traverses the lines in your palm like water through a river would be worth it, just to watch the fragile remains of something that was once whole sparkle like tiny diamonds, just to watch a million different slivers of yourself staring back at you, just to watch the way everything falls apart, one way or another?

this isn't helping the depression thing is it asdkfjs

[infaethable]

i saw @trackeroshaughnessey do astro headcanons for the bad kids and i already had some so i wanted 2 share mine! + some npcs

adaine is an aquarius sun. probably a sagittarius rising? lots of water in the rest of her chart.

ayda is a pisces sun. i know the whole "she's a pheonix" thing interferes with the idea that she's a water sign but i am in fact right. and also her and adaine's birthdays being sort of close is good.

aelwyn is an aries sun and a cancer moon. most likely a water sign venus. this is based on a lot of things and not just the party in season one thank you.

fabian is also an aries sun, but that's like, almost the only fire in his chart. lots of air in other placements.

riz is a taurus and his and fabian's birthdays are like two weeks apart. i have specific dates but i'm not sharing them bc that would be annoying, just know he's a may taurus. virgo moon capricorn rising. probably a lot more capricorn placements. and you know i'm being objective abt this bc riz is my favorite character and capricorn is my least favorite sign.

fig is a cancer baby! fig is totally the type to have a summer birthday and also her entire shtick in season one of "i know i'm really hard to read-" is so cancer. her chart is the type of chart that you look at and go "how are you alive?"

kristen is a leo with a venus in scorpio. moon in some kind of air sign. just generally lots of air and fire aside from the venus. i have the headcanon that she's the oldest bad kid cuz i think it would be funny.

ragh is a libra! late september birthday. probably a generally good mix of the elements but not a lot of water. sagittarius venus i think.

tracker is a scorpio sun with an aquarius moon. mayhaps a pisces venus? anyway her and ragh's birthdays being close is gay rights.

zelda is a sagittarius but a november sagittarius. anyone who knows sagittarius' knows there is somehow a difference.

gorgug is a capricorn who's birthday is unfortunately in that odd limbo between "solstice" and new years. he has so much water in his chart that it's almost funny. cancer rising.

anyway that's all i have! also thank you mac @pastelmogar for the revelation that is cancer fig.

[alanncs]

hi my angels ! my name’s dani , i’m from toronto ontario aka best city in the worldt , & i’m 20  !  i’m the kelsey m on the main  &  i can’t tell u how excited i am to have wealthy up n running again !  i literally can’t wait to plot with all you beautiful peoples , so pls like this  &  i’ll slide in the dms , otherwise u can also hit me up on discord 𝒎𝒈𝒌'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒆 .#1958  !!  i’m gonna put all you need  2 know about alanna below aaand i hope y’all like her ! <3

new york’s very own alanna d'alessio was spotted on broadway street in gucci bee sneakers . your resemblance to hailey baldwin is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty first birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being reticent , but also gracious . i guess being a scorpio explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be anything pink , the lingering smell of weed , and a cigarette between her fingers . &  ( cisfemale & she/her  )  +  ( dani , 20 , she/her , est . )

                    *  /   𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑠 .

full  name  :  alanna  marie  d’alessio  .

age :  twenty  -  one  .

hometown  :  new  york  city  .

zodiac  chart  :  scorpio  sun  ,  aquarius  moon  ,  libra  rising  .

character  inspo  :  alyssa  (  the  end  of  the  f*cking  world  )  ,  marissa  cooper  (  the  o.c  )  ,  hanna  marin  (  pretty  little  liars  )  .

                   *  /   𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚   !!  tw  : kidnapping , ransom , drugs

alanna was born heir to the d'alessio family which came with the billion dollar dynasty that her parents created . 

her dad is an italian government official  but they grew up in ny basically bc her dad is an ambassador/representative for italy  &  her mother is a super model who also wanted to raise her kids here having lived here her whole life , and so they did . 

she had everything handed to her on a silver platter and her parents expected nothing but success from her because of how wealthy they were, they knew they would never have to worry about providing for her and her siblings , and so they spoiled her with whatever she asked for and more

but that came with a price, she was expected to do everything they wanted of her, go to an ivy league college, follow in one of her parent’s career footsteps

alanna did just that, she got amazing grades in high school and was head of many student clubs, organized prom, got almost perfect on sat’s and exams, and busted her ass to get into a good college despite the fact that her parents could’ve easily gotten her a spot if she didn’t do as well as she did

her life was going so well, she had the perfect boyfriend, perfect group of friends, was on her way to brown university in a couple of months, her parents and her couldn’t have been in a better spot with their daughter

the last thing they expected was for someone, a stranger, to get their hands on their daughter . a week after her 18th birthday , she’s walking to school on a monday morning and before she knows what’s happening , there’s something over her head and she’s being dragged into a van and taken from her life

the one thing that was expected, was the $10 million ransom she was held for

basically her dad had some shady dealings with the italian mob & didn’t pay his debts to them for some time - so they kidnapped alanna in retaliation for that

they kept her for 3 days before her parents were able to work with the authorities to get her returned and pay the people in full

surprisingly, she was returned alive but she had to spend two weeks in the hospital afterwards with injuries

once alanna was returned, she wasn’t the same

she told the police what happened to her , but only barely . she didn’t tell her parents or anyone else about what they did to her when she was gone .

she didn’t speak , eat or sleep for two months after she got home

she spent the last few months of her high school in bed, she didn’t attend her graduation, deferred from going to brown in the fall, she didn’t see her friends anymore and she broke up with her boyfriend

the people who took her were never caught & she is still to this day completely terrified of going anywhere alone

she never walks anywhere alone  

it took her months to be able to get back to doing normal things again and being who she was before

to this day ,  alanna still struggles with the memories and the ptsd from what happened to her , but she doesn’t speak to anyone about it and she refuses to bring it up in any scenario

she also has a horrible relationship with her father now , having trouble forgiving him for what happened to her

some people know about it as obviously, being as famous as her family is, it was on the news at the time, and everyone she went to high school with knew what happened so sometimes it can be hard to avoid it

she wants to forget - here comes her secret - she got into drugs after the kidnapping and it quickly spiraled out of control , now she can’t seem to function without them because they’re the only thing that make her feel normal and make the memories fade

anything she can get her hands on rly

but the media think she’s an angel , her reputation has been kept p much pristine her whole life . and her parents have no clue how much she’s struggling or how much she’s changed . so if this were to come out , it would tarnish not only alanna’s reputation but her family’s  as well

                                         *  /   𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚  !!

after deferring from brown ,  alanna knew she had to find some way to keep herself occupied and make money , even though she could live off her parents for however long she wanted

alanna wants to be . miss independent .

so she started getting into modelling , bc of her mom it was easy for her to book gigs

she was able to book gigs like adidas , guess , calvin klein  etc  !

so  that was super exciting for her bc she got really into it and  enjoyed doing it sm

she started acting about a year ago - started off in a few movies , & now she’s currently starring in a netflix series - smth similiar to elite or on my block !

oko so in high school alanna was super bubbly , and just like the really overly nice girl that would talk to literally every 1

but it worked for her bc she was  voted prom queen  and valedictorian ! even tho she missed graduation . yike

Anyway now ! she is not v much like that anymore , except  when she’s super high .

since her kidnapping alanna has been closed off and aloof . in general , she’s not as talkative

she says what she thinks but it usually comes in one word mumbles

can sometimes b very entertaining  . she’s kinda like paris hilton a little bit

also think Marissa from the oc !!

call her a  spoiled brat she’s gonna be like “ yah… and ?”

she  can be very selfish to a fault  in certain situations

and very defensive if she feels attacked, judged , put into a corner , physically cornered , etc

she’s a hopeless romantic at heart and dreams of having an epic love story

but she  has Hella trust issues which easily lead to commitment issues for her so … she will cheat “by accident” lol

that’s why she tries to steer clear of relationships but she also has such a big heart she  falls in love 5 times a day sffsdkj

also w  how much this girl  can sleep around it’s not happening any Time soon 4 her ! she enjoys being single a lot

Bc she likes to get wild

shes like nicole richie on the simple life when she’s partying  lmao

like she likes 2 fuck with ppl sometimes lol , like she will flirt w anyone and everyone just cus she’s bored

umm she lives  in sweatpants n crop tops !

her hair is either in a  bun or just down , she’s rly lazy when it comes to hair and makeup   . like if her makeups done someone else did it lol

Unless she’s like fully in the mood

ooverall she’s a rly sweet lil bean whos just scared of humans ! :’(

um ya idk im always developing  her but IF U read  all this  ilysm !

here’s her pinterest board for more of an idea !

                                  *  /  𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔  !!

EVERYTHING   !  here is a link to my wc page & a link to my wc TAG which are both full of ideas so  msg me  & i’ll throw tons of ideas at u <333 let’s do it i luv plotting sm okay

[taehyungsupremacy]

interview tag!!! I was tagged by @mykrokosmo thank you tiffany<3

gender: she/her

star sign: sagittarius sun, scorpio moon, libra rising 

height: 5’2” (YES I know I’m short)

time currently: 7:55 PM

birthday: december 14

favorite band/group(s): BTS, 1D, the 1975, the band camino, coin, haim, brockhampton, the wombats, the strokes, tomorrow x together

favorite solo artist(s): harry styles, no rome, bleachers, megan thee stallion, lorde, rina sawayama, joji

song stuck in your head: “jump” by BTS

last show you binged: attack on titan (I’m almost done with s3 plz no spoilers!!!!!!!!)

when you created your blog: I created my current main blog in 2016 and made this one last month! but I’ve been on tumblr since 2012 RIP

last thing you googled: “stretches to do for splits” (I’m trying to learn my splits again lol)

other blogs: @softspideys is my main and @unexploreduniverse is my aesthetic

why i chose my URL: because I live in a taehyung supremacy 24/7 babey!!

how many people are you following: 112

how many followers do you have: the fact that I have any followers on this blog at all is 🅱️razy

average hours of sleep: 5-7

lucky number: 14

instruments: a little bit of piano and clarinet

favourite food: pasta and sushi

favourite song: currently it’s “good days” by sza

dream trip: japan or switzerland!

what i am currently wearing: black scrubs and a white long-sleeved shirt underneath (I just got home from work)

dream job: pastry chef

nationality: american (derogatory)

tagging: @artsyjoons @flytomyjoon @dowoonsstars @heybaetae if you don’t wanna do it or you’ve already done it feel free to ignore me!!!!! ok love you bye