#i will not be taking notes

[lesbiancatdad]

Bored as fuck at work. Doodling the sun as a butch lesbian (which she is in my head)

[calcinator]

I'm all for non-prescriptive language use, but I have limits.

The things you download to your computer and run to make it do those things? Those are programs. Not "apps"

"App" is Apple branding that they've tricked the larger populace into using. Oh how cute, the company that ruined home computing and doesn't know what a right-click is has shortened their name to apply to their system of backdoor social control predatory software market! Lets just use that term.

"Application" is a type of program, most commonly (and I argue, properly) applied to business/productivity software.

But just the shortened app?

That's Steve Jobs' ghost whispering blasphemies in your ear.

[nixie-deangel]

Pretty Boy by Vana is a hangster song. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[misscammiedawn]

Finished Season 1 of sense8 and will be starting the second as soon as possible.

This show really sells the raw empathy of having a tight knit queer community who can offer understanding and acceptance as well as the raw terror of what would happen if a funded and powerful network of infiltrators got eyes on you and your community.

[wittyno]

Kakashi is perfectly balanced between zaddy and daddy.

[headedoutleft]

Nothing will compel me to watch a new Darren Aronofsky film, I still maintain the only decent movie he’s ever made is Black Swan, and the rest are him jerking off onto an after school special and calling it art

[fibersofcrime]

nate is fred aka the mastermind/leader/trapmaker

sophie is daphne aka the fashionable rich girls who give the gang ins via High Society and having fancy connections/the heart of the gang, moral support and the moral compass

hardison is velma aka the exposition deliverer/the computer operator (her giant computer in a pup named scooby doo anyone??)/the one who responds to getting caught by bad guys with a very 'how dare you' attitude (threatening to go to HR when someone sees him dressed as both a janitor and an executive moments apart/in A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts dracula threatened velma with 'leave or die' and she responded "You stop that! We have permission to visit this castle.")

parker is shaggy aka "the swingingest gymnast" (direct quote from daphne)/massive sweet tooth (shaggy putting chocolate sauce on everything)/not the Best ppl skills/most likely to get distracted from the primary focus of the job

eliot is scooby aka the Muscle/the Foodie/the Bait who Takes One For The Team (getting hit by that car)/will Throw Down for his friends (scooby gets into fist fights when he has to)/scooby was designed to be the opposite of the ideal great dane; eliot's whole deal is subverting or lampshading action hero tropes

You're right and you should say it.

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[stil-lindigo]

frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.

like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!

[lepurcinus]

My art refs be like: "rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping"

-Rabbits not giving a shit about your "laws of science":

(Video Taken from Pinnapop on Twitter)

[pugetprincess]

christina applegate is one of the funniest people alive.

[willabee]

not supposed to be on the table but she looks so polite

[wolfythewitch]

Started malevolent, on episode 2

- we started not with a bang but with a whimper

- Arthur does not sound like a word anymore

- that demon in his brain needs to take a chill pill

- I need him tranquilized his shouting is scaring ME

[artsymeeshee]

Another aroace Ford idea that came up. I just really like the idea of Ford going to Mabel for these types of things :’)