#i will never forget that bullshit
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Reading comics is like liking to fall down your stairs sometimes. Every time there's a new horrible writer, terrible plotlines, character assassinations of every kind and you're left wondering why the hell you still read them. And then, by some MIRACLE, you finally get good runs and characterization and you finally remember why you like these stories. It's not gonna last, though :")
#dc comics#kon el#conner kent#in light of recent events let me tag him#but ESPECIALLY batman comics#GOSH#do not talk to me about the billions of retcons in Jason's story and personality#and the new 52#AND the fact that people can't seem to agree on how fucked up they want Bruce to be#personally i don't want WANT a completely abusive asshole#but i don't want them to make him perfect either#because we KNOW he's not#he's fucked up for god's sake#but some runs just take that up to insane toxicity levels#breaking Jason's bones levels#after he apparently murdered the penguin#i will never forget that bullshit#also#the constant shitting on legacy characters#just to preserve the older ones.#the legacy characters who are WAY better people and characters most of the time#if you're gonna give me a progressively more abusive batman#OWN IT DAMNIT#make it an actual negative character development#I'm mad#bruce wayne#batman
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I do NOT trust Luz Noceda haters. Some of y'all looked at this neurodivergent, teen girl and claimed she was a bad character?? and a mary sue??? LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE 💔
#the owl house#toh#luz noceda#i love luz with my whole heart#SHE'S FLAWED AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES A GOOD CHARACTER#but some of y'all take her negative traits and try to paint her as a horrible person#NEVER FORGETTING THAT ONE PERSON WHO LIKE#said once that apparently Luz didn't learn about BI's culture or something???#and that she was trying to enforce her own beliefs about an ideal fantasy world#OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT#worst dumbass take
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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~I made another thing~
Originals under the cut
#if you have a better idea for marik's name please share. i don't like this one but it's all i've got so far#try and tell me that Seto and Mokuba don't do this to Roland. i dare you. they just start talking bc he's paid to be there and can't leave#seto kaiba#mokuba kaiba#roland#isono#ishizu ishtar#yugi mutou#marik ishtar#yami bakura#yami marik#joey wheeler#okay i think that's everybody#yugioh#ygo#ygo dm#yugioh meme#never forget that as a museum curator ishizu is in academia putting up with all that bullshit
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i do a light chuckle once i remember hofmann and semmelweis are friends but then i remember semmelweis and marcus' suitcase interaction where they talk about her and i am once again inconsolable about this old woman's death
#reverse 1999#semmelweis#greta hofmann#certified storm moments#i miss hofmann so bad i know ill start sobbing when someone brings her up again in chapter 7#r1999 shitpost#i still think their canon ages are bullshit and theyre both older than canon in my head but yeah semmelweis is half hofmann's age (19 to 38#bluepoch i prommy you won't start profusely bleeding income if you make a character older than their mid twenties. i promise you that#nothing more but hofweis rambling after this you have been warned#anyways you mightve seen me here or there mention that i ship these two and. yes the age gap is a central theme to how i percieve them#semmelweis lived the dream (see how i say this in past tense) she bagged that old woman </3#the inherent angst of your partner being so much younger than you and close to death thanks to a terminal illness yet in the end#its actually you that dies first. and she ends up finding a cure to illness and ending up immortal. something something 'i will never see#how old age looks on you. you are breaking my heart.' and how it applies to both of their perspective towards the other#one went to vienna to (unknowingly) die and the other went there to live#koshka-sova said it best its a pair that dances round life and death. and can't forget about the inherent workplace yuri#also its funny thinking of marcus unwittingly finding out through either her arcane skill or some other method her mentor's coworker-friend#got it on with her. like i think the two start bonding because of hofmann but then one day marcus approaches her with haunted eyes and#shakily goes 'd...did you. did you and madam hofmann..? my arcane skill said. that you and. did you two......?'
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WOW WHAT COOL LORE
I sure hope the DLC doesn't Retcon this important piece of information about Marika!!!!
o h w a i t
#base game: marika is a Numen who had close ties the the assassins who murdered her immortal son#rewrite dlc: oh no wait shes actually a shaman and the last of her kind dont you feel bad for her teehee 😋#dont you feel bad enough for her to forget about her base game lore even though its a total rewrite???? UwU#NO#I NEVER WILL#THIS BULLSHIT SOB STORY MAKES ME HATE HER MORE ACTUALLY#WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BLACK KNIVES THEN#CONGRATS ON BUTCHERING YOUR OWN LORE I FUCKING GUESS#i will fucking DIE MAD#just U G H#uri posts
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hahaha wheee haha
#sk8 the infinity#kyan reki#hasegawa langa#renga#continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions#as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit#and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square#man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink#three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city!#still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it#well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy#tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long#I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing#if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too#I realized I missed that...#also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch#got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr#now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that#have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens
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Currently working on a list of interesting lore/plot points that ended up being nuked by BioWare in DATV...my World of Thedas books are being drowned in my tears at the moment lmao
Band of Three I will always love you :(
#datv critical#datv spoilers#purposely leaving the executors off my list#fuck off executors#magical Illuminati bullshit#if i don't laugh I'll cry#dragon age#Never forget that BioWare nuked all previous games with a codex entry and line of dialogue#RIP Band of Three#feel free to send suggestions#feel free to join the Dorian prayer circle group to make DATV non-canon as well lol
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It's true Villanelle was a bad person who did bad things for a long time, but it is also true that the ending was homophobic AF. Two things can both be true and the finale of KE proves it.
I could be wrong. But I'm not.
Fuck you forever, Laura Neal. Never forgetting. Never forgiving.
#killing eve#villanelle#jodie comer#ke s4#homophobia#i feel betrayed#never gonna forgive#never gonna forget#fuck laura neal#this is bullshit#bury your gays#fuck all that shit
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i’ve talked about this before, but it pisses me off that a majority of the mods for skyrim that focus on serana just make her look unrecognizable and give her massive tits and a tiny nose and a skimpy ass outfit. shes already hot as is leave her alone dovahgooners
#give me a mod where she can turn into a vampire lord and then we’ll talk#cus i’ve never seen one ever#i’m blocking you if you’re weird abt this i am Not hearing anyone’s stupid bullshit#leave my girl ALONEEEE#skyrim#serana volkihar#also edit i’ll never forget the person who commented on the last post i made about this telling me to “make it myself or some dumb shit#like ok lil bro
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Housemaiden Lillian tried not to judge, truly! She thought the saviors of Vaugarde were incredible individuals with amazing talent and never ending bravery. Its just... shes not quiet sure what to think of the traveler in their group. At first she had thought them an unfortunate soul that had pushed themself too far to save Vaugarde as he had collapsed after the celebration, but after a while it became clear something was wrong with him.
The ever present smell of something sweet in the air when she entered the room to change the towel on their head. The way the lights flickered and bent around him in a pattern unlike anything she had ever seen. It was unsettling, it was wrong. But no one else seemed to notice! The other saviors simply went about their business and talked to the unconscious traveler laying in bed, unable to respond but listening all the same. It was like she was the only one to notice, to see, to be aware.
Then one day the traveler was awake when she came in to do her rounds. Simply sitting up, looking out the window in awe at the sunshine, turning to stare at her when she opened the door a tad to quickly. His eyes snapping to her and sparking with thousands of lights that dissipated in an instance, now back to the dark shade they'd been previously. They squinted at her before smiling wide, too wide, teeth sharp and pure darkless; the appearance of ceramics and not bone. It took everything in her to not scream at the strange creature masquerading as a human in her medical room, but she prevailed as she simply nodded at the stranger.
"You're awake. Thats good, I'll let your party know."
Turning around before the stranger could speak, she hurried away. But it was fore not as the creature let out a sound akin to the sound of glass shattering on the ground, but no, actually, was it the sound of a million tiks of a clock all at once? Or perhaps the sound of sobbing? Maybe even the grind of rock against scissors... If Lillian had to name what sound the creature made it would have been the knowledge of death breathing on her neck but she knows, she knows, she knows... the creature had simply called out "wait!"
The world reset itself and she turned back to the creature, the stranger, the traveler, the human. The thing that bent the lights and shades around it into undefinable things, as it looked at her with pitiful eyes.
"Could you... get me some water, please?" Its hands come up in a pleading motion, as if in mockery of prayer, and Lillian tried to ignore the anger that brought to her. She swallowed, and nodded.
Hurrying down the halls to the kitchen, turning left here, turning right there, bump into housemaiden Mirabelle- ah! Wait! Mirabelle needs to know her... thing... is awake. Yes, she can handle that abomination in human form.
"Housemaiden Mirabelle! Thank goodness! Your... ally is awake in the infirmary, please do go talk to them. Im sure they would enjoy your company!" Please, please, please take it from her hands she does not want to see it ever again, please.
Mirabelle's eyes widen before crinkling in joy, her hands clasped not unlike the creatures own previous pleading. Her smile was that of a human, perfectly normal, perfectly sized.
"Oh! Oh! Oh yes! Thank you so much! I'll go see him right now, thank you for getting me!" and off she ran, her pins dinging as she goes.
Oh thank goodness indeed, Lillian sighs, before continuing onward to grab a pitcher of water. She took her time to grab it and walk back, the unease oozing in the air around her but she is a housemaiden! And she wont! Give in! To some weird creature pretending to be human! Huffing and puffing she stomps back to the infirmary with the requested water. At the door, however, she paused.
What if the creature was a saddness pretending to be human and she had sent Mirabelle to it? What if it was something far worst than a saddness? What if Mirabelle was already dead and Lillian was to blame and that creature escaped and suddenly there was no more saviors and what if, what if, what if???
Opening the door to peek inside, Lillian is surprised to see how normal it is. The creature is smiling at Mirabelle, who is laughing at something it had said. The defender was also there watching on with soft eyes. The researcher sat close by with the child hanging off her, loudly talking about the food they were going to make the creature eat now that it was awake. And everything was... normal? There was no smell of sweetness in the air, the lights didnt bend, and the creatures smile was normal with normal teeth. It was almost like Lillian had imagined it all... did she? It's been stressful after the King and she had only just reawaken from being frozen.
With a sudden rush of guilt, Lillian came in quietly before setting the pitcher of water down on the bedside table. Nodding at the saviors who all cheered and waved and smiled at her, all of them human, completely normal humans. So why, why did she dehumanize the injured traveler? Was it because they weren't from Vaugarde? Was she being prejudiced? Why, why, why?? She thought, well, it doesn't matter what she thought. Clearly she was in the wrong and had turned against one of the saviors because she was tired and stressed out, what a horrible thing to do. Taking a careful breathe in, she turned to smile at the traveler in the bed and froze.
No. No no no no no no. THATS NOT A HUMAN. The shade of pain, of breaking, of rotting, of failing, of something awful reflected back at her from its eye. Stars, thousands, millions, the entire night in it's eye. The light bending and stretching and changing and becoming something WRONG.
Lillian screamed before running but the world bent and turned and shook and she fell hard. The creature making a noise impossible to describe the very feeling of time shattering in her ears and the yelling of humans alongside it. Wrong, wrong, wrong wrong wrongwrongwrongwrong-
Lillian felt. The world. Change. and Shatter.
Lillian woke up in bed, she forgot what she was dreaming about but the saviors were there. She remembers the traveler smiling at her, she smiled back. What a nice fella, that traveler was. Though, she did feel like she forgot something important, but well, you know the saying. If it was important, you'd remember it.
With a smile, she went about her day and hoped the future stayed just as perfect as it was now.
#Isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat spoilers#dehumanization#some simple writing practice#wanted to do an outside POV of someone after the loops cause AINT NO WAY SIFFRIN IS NORMAL AFTER THAT#So yeah just some simple bullshit#its not polished and just more for exploration of what Siffrin could be like after the fact#but I do want you to know that everyone in the room lost their shit after Lillian fainted from fright#cause no one was actually picking up on the fact that Siffrin was totally doing monster shit in the background until then#ye this does make him actually have a breakdown and sobbing commences#Isabeau figures out something about himself tho ngl#Mirabelle thinks its cool as hell and kind of is jealous cause HELLO???? MONSTER MOMENTS??? TAHTS COOL!!!#Odile is in research mode cause yeah that hurts to look at kind of but hey! Never forgetting this cause what the fuck is that Siffrin.#Bonnie grows up thinking this is normal btw
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Hot take but Ed's crippling daddy issues and his trigger-happy attitude around older male figures in his life are completely valid and make a lot more sense when you, too, have crippling daddy/mommy issues
Stop forcing Ed to forgive Hohenheim 2024 :) Please :))
#Ed has such eldest daughter syndrome. he's just like me fr#fullmetal alchemist#fma#edward elric#van hohenheim#vent post#the kat speaks#I won't even say “he was a good person but a bad parent” cuz. no. I am never forgetting his FIRST words to his own son#being about his GODDAMN house followed by an insult#not a single question of “how've you been coping with the loss of your mother” and “are you okay?”#nope. just. where's my house. also you wet the bed hahaha#okay hoho. okay.#fandom bullshit#fmab critical
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Two individuals wearing wedding clothes; one has white and blue and the other one wears white,pink and gold.. Now where have i seen this before....
#Bsd#bsd skk#skk#barbie movies my beloved#could never forget them <3#bsd shitpost#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#double black#bro what is this bs wdym “double” is spelled “double” and not “doble”#fucking bullshit#i hate this language
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Whoa, MacCready photo dump be upon ye ✨️
#i could never forget about you mac i love you too much#ik ive been on my fnv bullshit for a minute and i don't plan on stopping but i was playong fo4 last night for the first time in a while#and did the cabot house questline again#anyways. i dont think mac appreciated me forcing us to fight 2 deathclaws at lynn woods. oh well!#gray speaks#grayplaysfo4
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Re-watching kinnporsche and bruh Vegas and Kim are playing chess while everyone else is playing strip poker like these guys are strategizing and scheming and everyone else is just getting naked
#kinnporsche#vegas theerapanyakul#kim theerapanyakul#like honestly if I was Vegas I’d be salty af about kinn too#like shit dude your dad is genuinely the definition of a villain#I’m getting my ass handed to me constantly for fuck knows why#my dad is a total fucking loser#I only get to fuck your sloppy seconds#and your brother and I are the only people that are playing the long game#ALSO!!! and this cannot be overstated#VEGAS IS THE FINEST MF IN THIS ENTIRE FAMILY#THE HOTTEST THE SMARTEST THE MOST OVERBURDENED WITH BULLSHIT#I say this with my whole chest#Justice for Vegas#let he and Kim not be surrounded by fucking losers for 2 mins#and I guarantee everything would be resolved and shit would be running like a well oiled machine#perhaps controversial but Vegas and Kim are the heirs we deserve haha#like kinn is fine#but I will never forgive him for forgetting my Pete 🥲#while you’re gettin down my man was suffering lmao#like you’re having a great time getting sloppy toppy while my poor baby Pete is having his balls nearly electrocuted off#and I know it was my boi Vegas doing the electrocution#but if Pete can forgive him so can I#holy shit these tags#anyway in this essay I will 😂
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Odypen definitely and equivalently adore each other BUT I weirdly can't see them as the type to actually say "I Love you".
They still definitely vocalize their love for each other but it's more so in "My Joy", and "Extraordinary Woman", "Strange Woman/Man", etc. And very cheesy lines (both say some cheesy shit in the Odyssey, and he definitely does in the Iliad as well. "Joy like a drowning sailor seeing land" bit???)
I could see "I adore you" but even then, that's probably during very specific moments but the actual "I love you"??? I just typed it just now for fic shit and... It weirdly just didn't feel right and I don't know why. 😅
Idk maybe it's kind of because I see them as over the top in ways, they love wordplay and riddles and I think they'd almost think "...That's not good enough >:( " about it??? I don't know???😂
#I wrote this last night. I'll do the asks I got later. don't worry! :D#I am the cheese god remember?😅#I think these two would try to “out-cheese” each other and whoever is left speechless first loses#“I would forget my own name before I would ever forget you” bullshit. CHEESY#And yes. “I sleep in our nest with you or outside on the dirt” stupidity >:D#I plan for Odysseus as a beggar to ask why she waits so long. As he's been gone a longer amount of time than the time they had together#(Simply asking as reassurance. He knows his answer. Calypso asked him. but what about Penelope?) but she gets mad at the#“Beggar” and pities him as he must be telling the truth about having a miserable life if he never got the chance to know such devotion#How what they have could never be sullied by#something as trivial as distance and years. How the years with him were the best in her life. Only made better by their son.#'My dear Joy made songs and poems about love a reality as that was simply the life we shared. Even separated our 'song' will always echo#no matter how long it's been. I'LL make sure it always does. And I know he's doing the same... That strange man used to say that#even if he died his corpse would drag itself back to us before he'd ever give up.'#...I'm not one for 'odyssey zombie au' but when I first heard it yeah. :'D Came up with this back then#“His eyes as hard as flint or horn-” Bullshit! The sad lil fuck is hiding sobs with coughs and telling her to keep away for fear of her#catching whatever “illness” he has. The nice thing about being disguised as old means sickly old man works.#...#I'm noticing that Odysseus has a lot of silly oneliners while I write Penelope with a shit ton of set up :'D#They are so silly and I love them so much#...I wrote a lot :'D#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#odypen#yahoo!!!#sometimes I wonder if I should tag this with more things but I don't want to taint the regular tags with my bullshit :'D I KNOW I'm insane
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