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Startled by the sound of his door opening, Lana turned after making her last adjustments. She’d been hanging his birthday gift by his window, a prime spot for the breeze to stir if the latch was undone. Strung up on a homemade mobile, one she’d recruited the help of various minions to make, dangled twelve separate origami animals, each a different colour. All had a personalised message from one of Dom’s friends, if you spread the paper flat to read them.

Ducky’s said ‘cool guy :)’ and was folded into a bear. Navy white pinstripe.

Philly’s only had a little goblin doodled on holding a fistful of socks. The paper was an expensive kind, white with mint and lilac glitter. Folded into a caterpillar. Lana liked this one because caterpillar’s have butterflies inside them and she feels the magic in Philly is sourly overlooked by the general population -- she’s the most likely person Lana knows to sprout wings and fly away.

Viktor’s was far too explicit with a recurring mention of cock. It could not be included in the gift.

Maggie’s was a wolf. Lana drew a little smiley face below the snout that wasn’t quite fitting, but it felt friendlier, that way, more Maggie -- paired with a dainty floral paper, too. It had a quote written on from Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. “She rested her head against his and felt, for the first time, what she would often feel with him: a self-affection. He made her like herself.” It finished with “love you, Maggie x”.

Marlowe’s was a tiger. Flame orange, eye catching. On it, it said: ‘anyone who's put up with my shit for almost four years deserves a medal of some kind... like pinned to their lapel and personally engraved and everything. i got outbid on ebay so I don't have a fancy medal to give you...so instead i'll just say, you're a good guy dom evans! and I hope you have a fucking awesome birthday man. if anyone deserves only good things its you :)‘.

Rosa’s was folded into a monkey. Pink paper, in the end, because Rosa makes Lana think of love and blushing and sunsets. ‘dom i can't believe you're 23 today, you're an old man now!!! when i was just an embarrassing 12 year old and made those happy 15th bday shirts for you i was so obsessed with you because a small part of you thought you were an angel on earth and you'd come to protect me but it's nice to know now that we can protect each other. i'm still going to wear those 15th bday shirts for the rest of the week so everyone knows, i think your life is the most celebration worthy thing in existence. and if you want to know i am, in fact, hoping that i never marry so that by the time i'm 35 we can just run off together, preferably with franklin in tow, and have a worry free life, it's what you deserve. i love you forever dominic james evans!!!‘

Kasey’s was a fish in a pastel shade, sweet like a ripe peach. ‘Happy birthday Dom, you're the best of the best!!‘

Jude’s was a sloth. Deeper blue. Lana hassled him to write Dom one despite the fact they aren’t even particularly close. On it, he wrote: ‘Dunno you that well but you seem alright. Lana’s pacing as I write, clearly riled her up enough. Saw your ass in full view, high definition. Was decent. Good work soldier. Back to the trenches. Happy birth and shit.’.

Gunner’s was a dog. She did her best to capture the essence of a golden retriever with yellow paper, given that this was his family pet’s breed. Notably, she drew a very large dick onto the origami between it’s legs -- assuring Gunner Paxton’s legacy wasn’t overlooked. ‘in first year i had a hard time making friends and you saw me struggling in the caf when i sprained my wrist so you offered to help me cut up my food and i thought it was weird but it was the first time a stranger showed me care in such a specific way now i always feel cared for with you and it's nice so thanks for being you and happy bday‘.

Jack’s was a lion. Below the paper mane Lana wrote ‘NOT UGLY’ in small, block font, almost fashioned like a collar. The paper was faded black and white, referee striped -- tribute to his time coaching little league. Unfolded, it says: ‘dearest cousin Dominic, you are my favorite cousin even when you peed on me that one time at the beach because you said it would keep the jellyfish away. thank you for always throwing the football around with me and even being okay with it if i threw it too hard and it hit your nose and made it bleed and we had to tell my dad you tripped over a rock. happy birthday let’s get fucked! Love Your Best Friend, Jack Hall :P’.

Will’s was a shark, folded from paper slicked to look like an oil spill, gleaming in the light -- dark and technicolour, all at once. Lana drew sunglasses over the eyes. ‘sorry i tried to dye your hair purple that one time. you're kind of great even if statistically you shouldn't be since you're an RA. that's fucking bizarre of you, by the way. you seem to be one of those people that's genuinely good which is also fucking bizarre but i figure if anyone around here deserves a good year, it's you. happy fucking birthday don't die xoxo‘

Marla’s was a pigeon. Oxblood red. She wanted a vicious city-dwelling creature that feasted on the flesh of abandoned McDonald’s fries. ‘you are more worthy than a thousand plates of ikea meatballs. you can seize life by the balls. the meatballs. extended meatball metaphor. you are a leaf floating on an amber river. you are a cherry blossom caught in a ceiling fan. if auras existed yours would be INCREDIBLY fucking sexy. you will live a long life and father approximately 333.3 children.’

Noah’s was a sky blue dog with a doodled strand of wheat from it’s mouth. ‘hey man happy birthday :) not to get all sappy but im really grateful to know you. don't know if luck is real but if it is, hope this brings you some of the best of it there is’. A drawing of a little four leaf clover after the message.

There was a thirteenth string without anything attached and Lana almost took it as an omen of how unlucky it was, her opening up in this way, how much she’d come to see it as a curse. But she held it in her hands, anyway. A swan as white as the Betta fish she’d pointed out as him at the aquarium. Wishing star white. Whiter than an angel. The most Dom paper she could think to fold it from, when she woke up and realised she’d been dreaming about him.

“Hey,” she breathed with a laugh, cat burglar caught with the ruby in gloved hands. By all practical accounts, she’d broken and entered. “Charmed my way in. Wanted to, um... Was meant to be a surprise, like, an in and out job, and... I told some other RA Gunner left his inhaler here and he went all crazed, like, Action Man, whipping out a master key. Totally Oscar worthy. Should probably... let him know Gunner isn’t dead, later, but. Wanted to give you your present. It’s, um... I mean, it’s everyone,” came as she sifted gently at Philly’s caterpillar, smile bubbling to the surface. “I got them all to write you stuff. It isn’t, like, crazy, or anything, but.” Lana wet her lips, excitement overflowing -- she couldn’t seem to smother her smile. “This... is mine.” That did it. It faded as her eyes dropped. She pinched the swan delicately in both hands, then, blood rushing in her ears -- it provided amusing contrast, the coy blush in her cheeks with the devil horns she’d slid into her hair, a costume nobody had asked for. “Kinda wrote it... a while ago. It’s -- I don’t know,” she second guessed, laughing again at how dumb she was sure she sounded. Gestures like this always scared her, when she really meant them, felt like far too much. “You can read it, if you wanna.” @domfm

#c: dom #ok. disclaimed 2 all on the dash bc i already privately told ella this. this starter is insanely long bt its gna shrink in size sm this isnt #the actual thread length. i jst cldnt avoid writing a lot w the nature of. the gift...n desc......#ok.... thank u... apologies........to all #long post tw

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notdeadjack · 6 years ago

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Annual Reclist 2018 Part 2

Aaaand the rest!

I changed my mind, back to Part 1 please

Boku no Hero Academia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11738184 slow it down (go easy on me) by newamsterdam 26k, Kirishima/Bakugou, time travel,

It’s at that moment that Bakugou realizes something is very, very wrong. He glances down at himself and sees scars he’s never had before along his arms, little nicks and scratches he’d never have been oblivious to. When he reaches up, his limbs feel longer, and as he staggers to his feet he stands several centimeters taller than he had, last thing he knew. He glances at the mirror, catches sight of his reflection, and screams.

One of the doors on the opposite side of the room bursts open, steam spilling out into the bedroom. A man crosses the room in quick strides, looking around for some enemy he can’t yet see.

No, not just a man. Kirishima.

- When a confrontation with a villain throws Bakugou through time, he's forced to face a future he never imagined, and maybe something he can't leave behind.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11086329 but i've got an angry heart by newamsterdam 40k, Kirishima/Bakugou, AU,

He’s about to open his door to go to the shared bathroom on this floor when he notices the scrap of paper that’s been pushed under his door. It’s a salmon-colored flashcard, the type that’s sold in 500-packs with multiple colors. Bakugou stoops to retrieve it, frowning at the message he finds written on it.

Hey neighbor, welcome to the house! I heard you knocking things around, yesterday, and I think you maybe punched a wall? Anyway, the landlady gets pissy if you put holes in the wall, but I have a punching bag! You can come over and use it, or I can move it into the hall, if you want!

There’s only one other bedroom on the fourth floor. Now, Bakugou crosses the hall to the bedroom on the right side, slamming the post-it note against the door.

Fuck off and die, it reads.

-Bakugou Katsuki is not going to jeopardize his future a second time, and that means staying away from anyone who gets too

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14091123 houdini by chonideno 14k, Kirishima/Bakugou, forced proximity,

Kirishima gets stuck in a closet with Bakugou for the sake of a stupid game, and it's fine, it's only seven minutes, what's the worst that could happen

or how Bakugou finds some sort of excuse to make the time go faster and Kirishima realizes he doesn't really want to get out of here

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7508896 The Weight of Your Hand by kamin 39k, Kirishima/Bakugou, h/c, injury,

That night, to the citizens, the explosions were a jolt of fear at every blast, but to the heroes and the students of UA, they were punches and swings, fierce fighting and loud strength. The explosions were the pulse of the battle, and the power of a boy that would never back down.

One after another, explosions set a chorus through the shuddering city.

And then, suddenly—the explosions stopped.

(In which Bakugou’s kidnapping goes a little differently, and just a few seconds could change so much.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9121246 Summer Stars by PitViperOfDoom 61k, Midoriya/Todoroki, h/c, pining,

It's been judged safe to send the students of UA home to their families for the first three weeks of summer, much to the relief of everyone whose name isn't Todoroki Shouto. Luckily, Midoriya has a solution for him, and Midoriya Inko has a lot of love to give.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11066478 Burn and Breathe by PitViperOfDoom 11k, Midoriya/Todoroki, soulmates, child abuse,

Soulmates are connected through pain, and some bonds have more to share than others. Todoroki Shouto wishes he could reject his soulmate. Midoriya wants nothing more than to protect his own.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12706668 Slow to Start (But Quick to Burn) by mousapelli 29k, Kirishima/Bakugou, abo,

Bakugou is loud, abrasive, and way too strong to be a "good" omega, and he doesn't give half a damn if that's what everybody else thinks. The good news is that Kirishima is 100% into him just the way he is. The bad news is he might be 150% into Kirishima.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14392344 Something Just Like This by imatrisarahtops 18k, Kirishima/Bakugou, pining, fluff,

Bakugou considered Kirishima to be several things.

He was loud and outspoken, far too cheerful and friendly, and ultimately rather annoying. On several occasions, he couldn’t help but wonder why he tolerated the redhead’s presence; in fact, to a certain point he might even say that he enjoyed it—though he’d never admit it out loud. But the boy did have redeeming qualities, as well. He was earnest and patient, strong and determined, steadfast and incredibly loyal.

One thing that Kirishima was definitely not was shy.

Which was why Bakugou couldn’t help but find the other boy’s recent behavior baffling.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14755280 Bite by Moment_of_Tangency 2k, Kirishima/Bakugou, rough sex, abo, alpha/alpha,

“So,” Kaminari says, idly sipping his juice. “Alpha on alpha. What’s that like?”

Eijirou doesn’t look up from where he’s staring across the room, watching the back of Bakugou’s neck as he makes his way through the lunch line. “It’s a battle of wills.”

Yuri!!! on Ice

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9618635 Those Three Words by azriona 31k, Viktor/Yuuri, ABO, accidental pregnancy, pining, slow burn,

Their one night of passion in Sochi left Victor Nikiforov with a bit more of a souvenir than either he or Yuuri Katsuki bargained for. Oops?

https://archiveofourown.org/series/620242 Rivals series by Reiya 434k, Viktor/Yuuri, canon AU, unreliable narrator, rivals to lovers, hate sex, pining, unrequited feelings, falling in love, angst,

A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries.

Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin and even though everything changes, some things are still meant to be.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8963419 silver by pageleaf 2k, Vikton/Yuuri, dom/sub,

"Oh? You can't kiss silver?"

Viktor makes a mock-horrified face. "Silver? No way!"

Ah. Yuuri recognizes this—Viktor getting into one of his bratty moods. Yuuri's never really tried to do anything about it before, and eventually Viktor always tones it back down, but this time, Yuuri wonders...

He shrugs. "Well, I guess I just won't be able to kiss you then."

Harry Potter

and related

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1049966 Azoth by zeitgeistic (faire_weather) 88k, Harry/Draco, pining,

Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12772770 Light in August by orestesfasting 21k, Sirius/Remus, first time, friends to lovers,

Summer, 1977. With the full moon approaching, Sirius heads up to the Lupins' countryside cottage to make himself useful. Or to make a complete and utter arse out of himself, because really, that’s all he can seem to do around Remus these days.

Marvel

all the universes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2423135 Buck Me by OhCaptainMyCaptain 32k, Steve/Bucky, AU, porn, pining,

Steve's been friends with Bucky for fourteen years. Unfortunately, he's also been in love with him for nearly just as long. He's been pretty good at hiding that over the past few years - until he follows a porn link one night and accidentally discovers that his best friend is secretly a camboy. Steve really shouldn't watch those videos... Not with the filthy things Bucky does to himself that gets him screaming every time he comes...

He shouldn't... he really fucking shouldn't.

But Steve's only human.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11341023 Treasured by Dira Sudis (dsudis), Sealcat 24k, Steve/Bucky, AU, dragon!Bucky,

When everyone in town became convinced that a dragon really had come again to the Old Lair, and that the town would have to offer it tribute, they all looked at Steve.

Honestly, he was relieved.

-This is the fic that kept me thinking of dragon dicks for like a month straight

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6232762 Push It Real Good by spoffyumi 35k, Steve/Bucky, AU, pining, bed sharing, dudes being bros,

The way Steve had to steel himself to ask the question made Bucky a little wary. "Will you be my partner for a Lamaze class?"

For a few long moments, Bucky just blinked at him, not knowing which question to ask first. Finally he went with the biggest question on his mind. "What?"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2159736 Boys by epeolatry 23k, Steve/Bucky, bed sharing, BDSM,

Two scrappy boys meet in Brooklyn during the Depression. For the longest time they'll think that being dirt poor is the worst the world can throw at them, but from the very start they know that each is the best of the other's life.

Or; Steve and Bucky's origin years, complete with clumsy feelings and illegal boners.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1745402 Cheek to Cheek by orphan_account 5k, Steve/Bucky, crossdressing,

'Tell you what,' Bucky said, his arm coming out to push Steve gently further into the sidewalk as a car trundled past, spraying some of the icy slush up into the air. 'We'll head in again next week, alright? And you'll dance if I have to dance with you myself.'

Steve laughed at that, a short huff of humor followed by a couple of light coughs. He swiped at his forehead, flattening his part. 'That'll be a sight,' he said, but honestly thought that if there were anyone he'd like to dance with, it'd be Bucky.

Steve and Bucky, rooftops and dancing, crossdressing and porn, and little else.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/308731 bent my knees 'cause I love you by ellievolia 7k, Steve/Bucky, crossdressing,

Warning for cross-dressing, if this isn't your thing, this fic definitely won't be. Steve discovers a secret about Bucky, and it quickly snowballs into something much bigger. Set post wake up/winter soldier.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8809780 The Stalking of Wade Wilson by s0ymilk 18k, Peter/Wade, enemies to friends to lovers,

"It’s around this point that a niggling thread of thought worms its way into his head when he’s not paying attention, one that gently suggests that Wade might be slightly less of a bad guy than Peter previously thought."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13949802 Heroes and Suckers (and Everything in Between) by Ravenmaster 79k, Peter/Wade, fake accusations of child abuse,

When Peter Parker meets Wade Wilson as a freshman in college, their first meeting is a bit... messy.

Peter isn't happy about it. May is absolutely not happy about it. And Mr. Stark? Yeah, he's really effing pissed about it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10863330 Nurse Parker by HaveMyWeedCookies 14k, Peter/Wade, canon-AU, protective Deadpool,

Deadpool frequented a particular balcony every night for a friendly visit and getting his wounds patched up by his favorite nurse.

Or an alternative universe where Peter pursues a career in nursing to help people instead of embracing the responsibility of Spider-Man. But Deadpool is still Deadpool.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11859168 Peter Parker's Night Clinic for Kinda Crappy, Accidental Superheroes by Trickster88 6k, Peter/Wade, AU,

Peter works long hours, okay, but he really can’t ignore the man bleeding out on his fire escape, no matter how much he’d rather collapse face first onto his bed and sink into oblivion.

Written for the Spideypool Big Bang 2017!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7722451 Chiaroscuro by Purple_Mind 5k, Peter/Wade, pre-slash,

Peter needs to take a good picture for a college course photography assignment, but can't, for the life of him, find a decent subject, and time is running out. It's a good thing Wade is willing to lend a hand (or, rather, another part of his anatomy).

Pure fluff: definitely not half as dirty as that last sentence would have you believe.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8611360 Five Times Spider-Man Carried Deadpool and One Time He Didn't by blue_jack 2k, Peter/Wade, 5+1,

The first time was an accident.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6712384 DIY Sutures by HelloAfternoon 5k, Peter/Wade,

Peter doesn't understand Deadpool, and comes to realize that it might be because he never really tried to.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3358037 i wanna ruin our friendship by nni 6k, Peter/Wade,

we should be lovers instead

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13395966 this heart needs (something) by bankrobbery 9k, Peter/Wade, sex pollen,

‘Okay, come on, you have to think about this rationally,’ Peter thinks to himself and it’s not that he can’t reason his reaction out, it’s not that he can’t listen to his own advice, it’s that he doesn’t want to.

Peter gets hit by sex pollen. Deadpool helps out. That should be the end of it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11793207 But Today My Heart Swings by bankrobbery 9k, Peter/Wade, sex pollen,

“What did I fucking say?!” Deadpool yells from across the room. “‘Don’t go into the drug lord’s sex den without me.’ I was very specific!”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6251710 Sweet Pussy by Saucery 2k, Peter/Wade, uuuh kinda, crack, cat!deadpool,

Spider-Man had a reputation as a smalltime hero, but he’d never actually rescued a cat from a tree, before.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11612208 I Think I Might've Inhaled You by SordidDetailsFollowing 208k, Peter/Wade, Peter/Harry,

Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red spandex, and things get a little crazy.

Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

do note that this fic is very long, well written with an engaging plot. BUT, it is not completely resolved by the end as it is a two part story and the second part is as of writing this, still a wip. it gets a bit darker by the end, too.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7316119 you grow up and you lose touch by scarlett_starlett 52k, Peter/Wade, slow build, kid fic, families of choice,

Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side.

Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11811996 Half Your Age (Plus Seven) by fancastical 80k, Peter/Wade, pining,

In which Deadpool has oddly specific and frustrating morals, Spider-Man has excellent friends, his lab partner has an opening for a bassist, Johnny Storm has the warmest feet, and everyone has had enough of hearing Peter talk about Wade Wilson (except Aunt May: she’s always glad to hear he’s back in town).

Written for the Spideypool Big Bang 2017!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15027875 I dunno how to act or if I should be leavin' by sadieb798 8k, Peter/Wade,

A sudden weight clamps down on Peter’s right shoulder - a hand, he realizes when the fingers give his arm a brief squeeze - that immediately makes him tense. Why didn’t my spider-sense go off? Peter wonders as he turns to look -

And comes face-to-face with Deadpool.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16204838 Vessel by linguamortua 2k, Eddie/Venom, masturbation,

When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16333031 Lovesick Baby by surveycorpsjean 6k, Eddie/Venom,

Eddie spent his whole life alone in his head. Now he’s not sure he could ever go back.

Sometimes, you want things you shouldn't.

Kingsman

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4107487 Care and Custody by esama 50k, Eggsy/Harry, canon AU, abuse, murder, domestic fluff, kid fic, shaving,

Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4674956 No Charm Equal by potentiality_26 29k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, cupids,

To say that Harry was too surprised to react at first would have been a grave understatement. He wasn’t literally invisible, because he did sometimes need to interact with mortals to do his job, he was just unnoticeable. People- the particular charge he had been assigned to most of all- were meant to see him and yet never actually process his presence. Unless he showed up in their houses- which a gentleman would never do, of course- they would ignore him and just get on with their lives.

And yet here Eggsy was, closer than anyone had been to Harry since- well, since he was mortal, and that was long enough ago that Harry could hardly remember it- snarling, “Why are you following me?”

Harry is a cupid. His latest assignment is proving to be... complicated.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4648161 No one likes us (we don't care) by concernedlily 25k, Eggsy/Harry, ABO, alpha/alpha, spanking,

When Harry Hart turned up at the police station to pick Eggsy up, he thought his luck had changed - after years of Dean, this posh new alpha was offering to take Eggsy away from the estate where he'd been afraid he'd spend the rest of his life cast out from society as a rough, unbonded alpha, into a world of excitement and potential he'd never imagined - the world that killed his father. But as he competes with other young alphas to take a place at Kingsman's table, he realises his feelings for Harry aren't quite as simple as the guardianship that's the only relationship between alphas the world recognises.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7769770 For the sake of a simple thing by concernedlily 58k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, dub-con, unsexy rentboy sex,

When Dean Baker's far-right group start to branch out into domestic terrorism, MI5 and the Met hand over to Kingsman - and hand over his seventeen-year-old stepson to Harry to run as a spy in Baker's house.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5757943 Bend and Stretch by concernedlily 12k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, gymnastics,

Harry is a gymnastics coach. Eggsy has skills.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3817126 Strange Sights, Strange Wonders by manic_intent 51k, Eggsy/Harry, Stardust AU,

In the glade where the star had fallen, the gloom of the gnarled old woods was deeper than night, save around the blackberry bush that had broken his fall: the grass and the battered leaves were now luminous, moon-touched. There was a long pause, broken by the sounds of twittering insects and the forest folk, then, there was a loudly groaned, ��Fuck!”

The star rubbed a hand over his eyes, then flinched and held his hand up, spreading unfamiliar fingers up against the night sky. He turned his hand this way and that, curling and uncurling fingers, then he let out a softer, yet just as vehement “fuck!” and sat up, wincing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7249117 Scar Mark by Kayzo 50k, Eggsy/Harry, soulmates,

Eggsy could do without it really, the whole soulmate-destined-to-be-together-and-love-each-other-very-much thing. He's lived enough of a life of violence to know whoever's on the other end of this thing he's better off without--or they're better off without him.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5617303 Ballerino by Deepdarkwaters 53k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, ballet,

ballerino, Italian 1. (n) male dancer 2. (adj) unstable, fickle, fluctuating

AU: How different would Eggsy's life have turned out if Kingsman gave decent financial support to Lee's family after his death? With no Dean around to squash his interests, gymnastics leads to ballet school and a career as classical ballet's least likely ingenu.

There's also some kind of drama about famous folk disappearing and something about mass genocide.

There's also the matter of Harry Hart's gigantic, embarrassing, all-consuming crush. Bit awkward, really.

- aka the fic that is responsible for all the ballet vids that show up in my youtube suggested views list these days

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3476996 Class Of Conduct by fideliant 13k, Eggsy/Harry, h/c,

Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman

“Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5808790 In Unison by marginaliana 8k, Eggsy/Harry,

Harry's smirk eases into a smile. He puts down a hand to help Eggsy up – a hand he certainly doesn't need, thanks, but it's the kind of thing that Harry keeps doing, like it makes him feel he's being gentlemanly or something. Eggsy takes it, setting his palm against Harry's warm, slightly dusty one, and—

Oh, fuck me, Eggsy thinks. I am attracted to Harry Hart.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3723475 Only As Directed by rageprufrock 12k, Eggsy/Harry, guided honeypot, filth,

“Arthur is a bad man,” Roxy had said.

“Fucking tell me about it,” Eggsy had muttered, and gone to put on the tarty trousers Harry had picked out for him like a fucking high-end pimp.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3486896 Rated R for Explicit Language by stereokem 4k, Eggsy/Harry, accent, voyeurism, honeypot,

Gary "Eggsy" Unwin had a filthy fucking mouth.

(Fortunately, so did Harry Hart).

----- Merlin buzzed into being over both of their coms. “Galahad. Arthur. You two all right?”

“Yeah, we’re fucking fantastic, ‘fanks. We’re comin’ out, tell me you’ve got extraction on the fucking stand-by.”

“Did you—”

“Yeah, we fucking got it done, an’ now genius ‘ere ‘as got ‘imself a bloody injury, so tell me you’ve extraction outside, yeah?”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11303406 Whatever Is, Is Good by Deepdarkwaters, Paxdracona 22k, Merlin/Harry, pre-Eggsy/Merlin/Harry, canon AU, puppies,

Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is looking pretty bleak, no money and no prospects - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6869278 His Master's Voice by VioletSmith 1k, Merlin/Harry, Eggsy/Harry kinda, smut, oblivious Eggsy,

This is pure filth, start to finish. Merlin and Harry shag up against a door, Eggsy is on the other side.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6532117 an ounce of performance by venvephe 12k, Eggsy/Harry, fake relationship, exhibitionism, praise kink, voyeurism,

Harry leans in, puts his warm hands on Eggsy’s hips again to steady himself. It feels only natural to loop his arms around Harry’s neck, to follow his lead and tilt his head to the side when Harry’s mouth inches towards his ear.

“Our suite has been bugged,” Harry says softly, only just audible over the rush of water.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5759593 The Gentleman is Not for Sale (But He is for Rent) by mizore, mongoose_bite 53k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, sugar daddy!Eggsy, praise kink,

When Michelle won the National Lottery, life became slightly easier for Eggsy, but no less complicated. Their new social circle neither likes nor respects them, despite Michelle's best efforts, and for Eggsy the feeling is mutual. Meeting the toffs up close only confirms what he's always suspected; money does not make you a gentleman.

It does, however, allow you to rent one. An Ossan Rental/Reverse Sugar Daddy AU.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4456499 Avia by Cortesia 73k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, implied non-con, soulmates, wingfic,

There was little to be done the day Gary Unwin was born. Like any other child, he was born into the world small and weak. But unlike other children in his neighborhood, he was born different.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3664047 The Spy who Loved Me (Or so they say) by ToriCeratops 54k, Eggsy/Harry, fake relationship, pining,

In the wake of V-day the world’s economy hangs in a delicate balance, liable to crumble without warning. One man has the knowledge and the power necessary to send it tumbling down, so that only he remains on top.

The Kingsman have been tasked with stopping him before he can carry out his plan. In order to do so, Harry and Eggsy must act as lovers at an elite couple’s getaway to earn this man’s trust. Will they be able to carry out their mission as planned? Or will old wounds and buried emotions cause a havoc greater than anything they could have expected?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3735118 Bon Appétit by Galahard 57k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, slow build,

“This is actually an excellent opportunity for you. Kingsman is one of the most elite cooking schools in London, and they so rarely offer evening courses like this. The fact that they were willing to work with us and allow you to attend is a miracle.”

“It’s basic though, yeah?” Basic was what he needed. He just needed to learn enough so that Deanna wasn’t eating frozen pizza or chicken nuggets every meal, and his mum wasn’t exactly in the mood to cook most days. Cooking had always been his dad’s thing, he’d been about to trade up from a sous chef to a full chef when his accident had happened.

Sure, Eggsy could eat junk all day long if he had to, but his half-sister deserved better. He could give her better.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12027834 (Physical) Therapy by Galahard 13k, Eggsy/Harry, AU, light dom/sub,

Prompt: Harry is a survivor of V-Day. He is assigned a physical therapist who is supposed to get him back to normal. Their increasing interactions and sexual tension become the shining light in Harry's life.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4261776 A Different Place and Time by Ferrero13 23k, Eggsy/Harry, sooulmates, time travel, pining,

Eggsy’s words are 'What’s your name, young man?', but Harry’s isn’t 'Eggsy.' So he keeps quiet, keeps it to himself, but when he finds himself face to face with a younger Harry Hart, Eggsy can't help falling in love all over again.

Sometimes, the first words you say to your soulmate aren’t the first they hear from you.

#notdead recs #rec list #multi fandom #kingsman #boku no hero academia #marvel

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