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Not to sound horny, but I wanna hear you moan in my ear
#text#god i love a moaning man#i will die on this hil#this will never not be hot#one of the most attractive things#hearing a man moan in general is *chef's kiss*
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i've said it before and i'll say it again: people in the doctor who tag PLEASE for the love of god learn that Russell's name has TWO L's lol!!!!!!!
#doctor who#russell t davies#i see so many posts talking about him saying russel and it annoys me SO much lol#if you're not sure just write RTD lol#i literally dont think i've ever met anyone with a first or last name that's spelt like Russel lol#it's always double L lol#yes this is a very dumb thing to be petty about but this is the hill i want to die on lol#and notice i'm not writing HIL lol#smh....
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im sorry but there's absolutely no heterosexual explanation for this. none.
#why are you as a man meeting another man at a public urinal used as a cruising spot and asking him to take his dick out and checking said#dick out and joking about the man 'making an offer'. why.#hilary is gay im ready to die on this hill#.txt#tlog#hilary briss#had i been maurice i would have gotten down on my knees to choke on hil's dick
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I will never understand how people can look at the fucking stats and still say he doesn’t deserve the gold glove???
I know he had a lot of errors(tbf in this case the other two didn’t play as many games, but Ik 17 is a lot) but the rest of his stats are really good compared to the other two finalists. And if the other two are finalists it means everyone else’s stats are worse.
Ofc they also all wanna bring Wander Franco into the convo and I will never understand why people wanna keep vouching for the pedo. Like yeah he was a great player, but he’s not even a part of the mlb anymore. And you really wanna die on that hill?
And then ofc you have the morons who bringing hitting and BA into the convo bc they’re too fucking stupid to know that none of that matters in the gold glove conversation.
I also just get really tired of people who think they know more about baseball than the people making these choices.
#rie rambles#well vents#new york yankees#anthony volpe#my boy 🥰#that’s my boy and I will die on this hil#he fucking deserves the gold glove and anyone who think otherwise is formally invited to suck my nonexistent dick#fuck the fucking keyboard warriors#they don’t know shit
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i'm an algebralien purist. those are math only.
#wheucto#wheucto speaks#this is a silly and lighthearted post. i don't care THAT much. but this is my personal definition of algebraliens and i'm dying on this hil#symbols are on thin ice#actually most symbols are also repurposed for math duty so a lot of symbols would be spared due to being unequivocally math-related in -#- some form#also if i see it spelt algebralian i will die. /silly/lh#i prefer algebralien. since it retains the “alien” spelling_ which is a nice portmanteau#there's nothing wrong with algebralian i just dislike it
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Barbie life in the dreamhouse is the best animated show to ever exist and this is the hill I will die on tonight
#i love it so much#it accomplished what the office failed to do#i will stand by that forever#you know what#i won’t die on this hil#i will survive this hill#this is the hill I will win on
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important gris fact: they have never seen the sun before
#hil takes them to go see it and they immediately die because it's Way Too Bright#also they haven't really touched grass they have probably touched moss but not grass#the problem that comes with living in abandoned subway tunnels your whole life i guess
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Mayonaise
#put some nice thick cream on the tips of those nice long fries#i am so sorry#i had to#but mayonnaise does rule#it jus goes real nice with a salty potato stick#and i will die happily on that hil
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[Fox babysitting the 501st]
Kickback: How old do you think I am?
Striker: Kickback, age doesnt matter.
Striker: You can die at any time.
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Tag: I’m not an idiot, I just lack all common sense.
Tag: Like, I can build an entire flying ship with complex circuitry.
Tag: But you can bet that I’ll be doing the Tide Pod challenge.
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Ringo: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Attie: Thank you for your sacrifice, Contrail.
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Nax: I know it's sad but death is a natural part of life and by the time I finish this sentence, a hundred people will have died in Lothal.
Matchstick, visibly distressed: WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING-
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Fox, playing with Ridge: Axe, where are you going?
Axe: To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense.
Ridge: And who's that?
Axe: Myself, Rid.
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Hil: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Echo: I know, that's why I always carry two.
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Jinx: Hi :).
The 501st:
Jinx: Everyone's bones are wet.
Fox: Why would you say that?
Jinx: Nobody was saying hi back :(.
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Fox: You're a loose cannon.
Echo: No, I'm not. Am i a cannon? probably yeah, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me, Fox?
Kix: I think you play by your own rules.
Jesse: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Fox: And those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Echo: No, I'm just a reckless renegade.
Echo, pointing at Fives: He's the loose cannon.
Fives: *smashes a chair*
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Fox: Why can’t y'all just get along?
Vaughn: Because most of us are assholes, Commander.
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Echo, holding a knife: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Kix: It would instantly cauterize the wound which means the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Fives: If you want information it is.
Attie: Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Echo: We should normalize not loving family members.
Dogma: You can just say “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever.
Dogma: Talk like a normal person.
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Kano: Remember what I told you.
Contrail: Don’t be a cunt.
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Attie: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Swoop: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Hawk, to Dogma: ARE YOU
Jesse: Fucking.
Hawk: KIDDING ME?! YOU
Jesse: Fucking.
Hawk: IDIOT!
(silence)
Appo: What was that?
Jesse: Fox banned Hawk from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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Swoop: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
S. Fox:
Swoop: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
S. Fox: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking froot loops.
—————— Tucker: "you should be at the club" Tucker: I can't go to the club, I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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Boomer: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Swoop: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Echo: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons.
Fives: Bet you I can!
Fox sipping caff while checking to make sure Rex and Cody are still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper:
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Fox, entering the kitchen:
Fox, sees Hardcase: What are you doing?
Hardcase: Oh, I was just gonna light this chicken on fire to see if it turns into a phoenix.
Fox: It's 3 am...
Hardcase: *puppy eyes*
Fox, sighs: We can try it later
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Fox: Is anyone d-
Kix: Depressed?
Dogma: Drained?
Voca: Dumb?
Fives: Disliked?
Fox: -done with their work...
Fox, calling Rex: What is wrong with you kids...
#fox: rex are your kids ok? get back here#fox its tired of rex's kids#star wars prompts#incorrect clone wars#incorrect star wars#incorrect 501st#incorrect clone troopers#incorrect domino twins#incorrect command batch#incorrect corries#clone medic kix#arc trooper echo#arc trooper fives#clone trooper tup#arc trooper jesse#arc trooper hardcase#commander fox#sergeant fox#clone pilot hawk#captain vaughn#clone trooper ridge#source: multiple
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HELLO! Loving your writing ♡ and you're having a BEST day and taking care ◔ ⌣ ◔ Jean, Eula, and Furina having their S/O just sadly died and years later they see S/O reincarnation in next different body but still same face and S/O don't remember past life they have. How they will react to that?
(Eee!!! Ty for the request!!! I love that so much!)
A Never ending flame
Jean
•When Jean first lost you she was devastated, she didnt know what to do, seeing your body under a destroyed house, only your arm visible with the bracelet she gave you covered in blood
•You met while you were a KoF as you trained non stop together..now thats all gone she wasnt fast enough..
•She became sloppy on her work and she because more depressed by losing what means most to her
•When she finds you again she immediately gets the motivation to try again, to befriend you, fall in love again, be happy again
•When you both meet you instantly click she knows what you like, not like, foods, drinks, animals
•She always checks up on you and offers for you to be her roommate!
•When she develops a whole new crush she’s hesitant, what if you die again? What if she loses you again?
•Finally after asking lisa on what to do she finally speaks up confessing to you again
•If you say yes she would be so happy hugging you tightly, not ever wanting to let go she loves you dearly and is more protective of you to not lose you
•but if you said NO then she would understand nodding sadly walking away tears swelling in her eyes but not daring for them to go down her face, maybe in the next life you two will meet again
Eula
•You dying was like she was getting split apart, no..no no no! This cant be! You cant be dying..your in your arms…lifeless..and bleeding
•You two met when she ran away from home sticking by her side the only person that kept her going on if she was there if she could’ve went in front of you it should’ve been her WHY WASNT IT HER INSTEAD??!
•She got vengeance on the person no THING that took you away she was violent to anyone she became distant she was so different without you and it was torture for her
•Once she saw you walking down the busy streets in Mondstat she was in awe falling in love all over again she needed to make things right..
•She came up to you while you were in the tavern striking up a conversation with you making you to close just how you were before
•She soon confessed with flowers, chocolates, and a bracelet like the one you had before you died as she confessed she was shy about it trying to be professional and not break down
•If you said yes she would smile happily giving you the gifts kissing your forehead inviting you to a dance as the sunset go down hugging you closer than ever kissing your face for hours on end
•If you said no, tears just tears bursting out like a water fall as she would nod understanding still giving you the gifts pushing away any kind of help you tried to offer it was foolish to think the gods would bless someone like her
Furina
•You were accused for something you didnt do, getting the death sentence she could hear your scared screams screaming, BEGGING that you didnt do it
•The last thing she remember herself running to your lifeless body on stage crying, screaming, begging for you to wake up, comfort her screaming at Neuvillettefor not hearing her out, her people for laughing and cheering at your death the guards and Wriothesley for falsely accusing you, her beloved.. onoy then you would get proven innocent
•Furina would sulk in her room bed rotting, you were the reason why she was functioning if you werent there then you will be? No one could get to her without her yelling at them
•When she saw you again, your beautiful face again she was on cloud 9 putting on her usual behavior introducing herself to you again
•She would take you to theaters, cafes, walks anything that made you smile before as she would fall in love all over again smiling, maybe she could finally be happy again
•She brought you to a hill top with your favorite foods, drinks and sweets making it as it could ever be trying to make it to be that your happy enough
•When she confessing shes flustered, embarrassed and also shy aswell, if you said yes she would jump over to you hugging you, kissing your face, hand everywhere staying on your lap feeding you the food she brought to you
•If you said No? Oh dear your funny! Thats not a option Furina refuses she threatens you she WILL make your life a living hell she doesnt care you WILL be her significant other, there is not a NO option silly you..
(Finished!! Hope you enjoyed!!^^ tags: @jadestone2 )
#genshin x reader#genshin impact#pearlsrequests#furina#furina x reader#jean genshin impact#jean x reader#genshin eula#eula x reader
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Hils Watches The Spirealm - Ep 1
Well, it's time to watch a new drama and this has been on my list since basically the day it dropped and was then removed an hour later. Looking forward to seeing just how gay it is.
Considering how much people have been talking about it I don't actually know that much about it really. I know Lost Tomb Reboot Xiaoge, my boy Huang Junjie, is one of the leads and that it's an adaptation of a danmei novel (I think?). But in terms of the actual plot no idea.
And how do you even pronounce the title? The Spire Realm?
I have many questions and I haven't even started watching yet.
Okay, I'm going in.
For the sake of clarity I am watching this on Viki so I will be using their episode numbering system not the original one.
Wait, is this a gaming drama? Like The King's Avatar?
Ah, so it's VR rather than a classic video game
Well, that sort of explains how you pronounce it but not really. Is it more like The Spy Realm?
A game where you experience severe hallucinations and possibly die? Who would play such a game? I'll take one guess...
Okay, the only drama I've seen him in is The Lost Tomb Reboot so it's going to take a while for me to get used to him speaking and having regular facial expressions
BWAHAHA! Zero lies detected
I'm pretty sure this is not Huang Junjie's actua voice, and the dubbing doesn't quite match the movements of his mouth. But I'm not complaining, I'm just glad we're able to watch it at all
Uhh...has he got super hearing? Or is he getting all messed up because he played the hallucination death game?
KITTY!
I know they've explained it as 'hallucinations' but this feels very urban fantasy, which is a genre I particularly enjoy
Ohhh! Okay. When the dude said people sometimes die playing the game I kind of thought he meant it gave them seizures or something. But no, he just walked into the path of an oncoming car because he was looking at something that only he can see. I guess that's the sort of deaths the dude was talking about
Oh so he actually does have super hearing! Well, I hope someone in the DMBJ fam is writing the Liu Sang version of this
Oh hello
Uh oh
Well, the answer to how gay is it is them looking like they're about to kiss 2 minutes after they met. Good work everyone.
Okay, I haven't learned anyone's name yet but I do hope this is setting the tone for the rest of the drama. Dude in white pretending to be badly injured from a small scratch on his arm and Huang Junjie immediately being 'OMG LET ME CARRY YOU 🥺' even though it's obvious the other dude is faking
Well this just turned into The Ring very quickly
Ehehe. There's only one bed.
GAH! JESUS FUCK THE GHOST IS IN THEIR BEDROOM! Is now the time to mention I'm not good with horror?
I don't know how I'm supposed to survive another *checks* 37 episodes when they're acting like this already
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The Wicked Witch of the West - Translation (西の悪い魔女)
Translator's notes can be found at the end and are marked with an asterisk.
Please do not repost/retranslate without permission.
I have also made a version which includes the members' notes found in the script.
[The battle with the Wicked Witch of the West - The Witch of the West’s castle]
The sound of a silver whistle resonates.
The Wicked Witch of the West has sharp eyesight and can see the group approaching.
Using the silver whistle, she commands various beings.
Witch of the West: Hmm... So there are some fellows heading this way...? Two children, a scarecrow, a tin man, a lion... What an odd bunch.
She trembles in irritation.
Witch of the West: I don’t know what their goal is, but they were probably instigated by Oz. I won’t forgive anyone who dares to harm me, the great Witch of the West!
The sound of the silver whistle.
Witch of the West: Now, wolves! Tear them apart and finish them off!
The wolves rush forward, aiming for the Tin Woodman.
Tin Woodman: Wolves, huh! This is my fight! Even if they bite me, I won’t feel a thing. Their teeth will probably end up getting damaged instead!
The Tin Woodman cuts down the wolves that jump at him with his axe.
Tin Woodman: Your efforts are futile! Even the teeth of a wolf cannot compete with the blade of this axe. Haa! Huff! Yah!
Oz, watching the five through his crystal ball, speaks like a kyogen-mawashi*.
Oz (N): With his axe, the Tin Woodman chopped off the wolves' heads one by one.
Witch of the West: Ugh... Then let's have the crows peck out their eyes! Go!
The sound of the silver whistle. The crows attack.
Scarecrow: Crows? Well, that’s my area of expertise! Go ahead, peck at my eyes as much as you like!
Oz (N): The Scarecrow defeated the crows by twisting their necks.
Witch of the West: What the...?! Damn it...! In that case, next up are the bees! Writhe in agony from their venomous stings!
The sound of the silver whistle. The bees attack.
Scarecrow: This time, it’s bees...! Let’s work together, Tin Woodman! Theo, Terry, and Lion, use the straw from my body to hide yourselves! After that, well, you already know what to do, partner!
Tin Woodman: Yes, the only target left will be me, made of tin. The bees’ stingers are no match for tin, and they’ll all break...!
The Tin Woodman and the Scarecrow high-five.
Scarecrow: That’s right!
The bees fall helplessly, plopping down. The Witch of the West cannot hide her irritation.
Witch of the West: Oh, all of you are useless! Flying monkeys, this time, make sure to end their lives! If you don't, your friends will die!
The sound of the silver whistle.
The winged monkey attack.
Oz (N): A wise person can probably roughly imagine what happened next.
The Lion asserts his strength.
Lion: Finally, it’s my turn! I am the king of beasts, the Lion! I won’t lose to some monkeys!
He threatens with an even louder voice and a terrifying expression.
Lion: Roar!! If you don’t want to be eaten, get out of here!
The winged monkeys leave, screeching.
Oz (N): The monkeys, who were originally under the control of the Witch of the West, abandoned the unwelcome battle and left.
She stomps her feet in frustration.
The group has arrived at the foot of the Witch of the West���s castle.
Witch of the West: Eek! They’re getting closer and closer! I have to do something… my life is in danger!
Oz (N): Feeling threatened, the Witch of the West decided to use the Golden Cap. This was a magical tool that could summon the winged monkeys and grant the owner’s wishes three times.
The Witch of the West takes out the Golden Cap and places it on her head.
Witch of the West: Now that it’s come to this, there’s no other choice...
She stands upon her left foot, then upon the right, and finally, she stands upon both feet.
Witch of the West: Ep-pe, pep-pe, kak-ke! Hil-lo, hol-lo, hel-lo! Ziz-zy, zuz-zy, zik!
He commands with a big wave of his hand.
Witch of the West: Drop the Tin Woodman from a high place onto sharp rocks so that he’s all battered and dented!
The Tin Woodman is lifted high into the sky by some of the winged monkeys under the magic of the Wicked Witch of the West, and then dropped.
Tin Woodman: (screams as he’s carried through the air and grunts once he hits the ground)
Witch of the West: Serves you right! Next, it’s the Scarecrow’s turn! Pull out every last piece of his straw and throw his clothes on top of a tall tree!
Other winged monkeys under the magic of the Wicked Witch attack the Scarecrow and pull out his straw.
Scarecrow: Ah... stop… please... I’m losing... all my strength...
Witch of the West: Capture the Lion with a rope and bring him here! I’ll work him to the bone.
The winged monkeys wrap the Lion tightly with a rope.*
Lion: Ugh, it hurts...! I... can’t... move...
Witch of the West: Lastly… Take care of those insolent humans…!
Terry despairs as he witnesses real magic.
Terry: What a horrible thing... Everyone has been defeated…! We’re done for, too!!
Witch of the West: Tear them to pieces!!
Terry is about to be attacked by a winged monkey under the magic of the Wicked Witch.
Theo steps forward to protect Terry.
The silver shoes emit a strong light.
Theo: I won’t let you do that! I absolutely won’t allow anyone to hurt Terry!!
Terry is surprised by the light.
Terry: Theo!! You-!!
Witch of the West: Those are… the silver shoes...! And good magical power is surrounding the children? Where have you been hiding such power? Ugh… I can’t interfere like this.
Theo is unaware of his magical powers, so he can’t control them.
Terry: What’s the matter? Weren’t you going to tear us to pieces?
Witch of the West: … He’s not attacking? Could it be that he is still unaware of his own power? And those pure eyes. If I play it right, this might be something I can take advantage of.
The Witch of the West snaps her fingers and the gate opens.
Witch of the West: Go ahead and enter the castle!
Terry: Hey, are you going in? It might be some kind of trap.
Theo: Even if that’s the case, we won’t get any further if we just stand here, so I’ll go. There must be a reason why she won’t lay hands on us.
Theo and Terry proceed into the castle and reach the Witch of the West.
Witch of the West: So you’ve come, humans... Hand me those silver shoes. If you do, I’ll let you go.
Theo realizes from the Witch's words that the silver shoes are special.
Theo: ... If you want them that much, why don’t you just take them by force? The fact that you can’t do that means there must be something else, right?
Theo takes a step closer to the Witch. The light from the silver shoes grows stronger.
Witch of the West: Hey, stay back…! If you do as I say, I won’t do anything bad to you. That’s right, how about we team up?
Theo: You join forces with me, a mere human?
Imitating what he sees, he reaches out his hand and poses as if gathering his strength.
Witch of the West: N-No... Stop it... Wicked magic can’t win against the power of good magic.
Theo: Magic…?
While Theo is distracted, the Western Witch circles around to grab Terry.
Terry: … What!? Ugh...
Theo: Terry!!
Witch of the West: Separating you two was always my goal. So, do you not care what happens to your companion...?
Theo’s anger reaches its peak and his hidden power awakens.
Theo: … Let go of Terry!!
The magic creates a huge amount of water that splashes over the two of them.
Terry: Uwaaa!!
Witch of the West: Aah!!
The Witch writhes in agony.
Theo rushes over to Terry.
Witch of the West: My body... my body... is melting... Did you know that... water is my weakness?
Theo: O-Of course not! What is this, anyway!? Is this... magic…!?
Witch of the West: … The strength born of purity… The true power that resides in your heart… It’s over… for me.
The Witch of the West melts away to nothing.
The Golden Cap drops to the floor, making a clattering sound as it comes to a stop.
Terry: Did we... do it? Did we win?
Theo: … I think so. More importantly, are you alright, Terry…? Are you hurt?
Terry pumps his fist in the air.
Terry: Aside from being completely soaked, I’m feeling fine! It seems like it was really just water.
Theo: … I’m so glad~
Terry: … Oh, that’s right! We can’t just stand around, we have to help our companions!
Theo: Yeah!
Translator's notes:
*1 Kyogen-mawashi- storyteller/narrator
*2 Unlike the other lines, they didn’t mention the monkeys here, only the Witch’s magic. I assume this is a mistake in the script, keeping in mind the context and the original book.
#uta no prince sama#utapri#translation#english#he★vens#heavens#drama cd#eiichi otori#kira sumeragi#nagi mikado#eiji otori#van kiryuin#yamato hyuga#shion amakusa#DMS#dramatic masterpiece show
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It always make me sad that the most popular interpretation of Mori in the bsd fandom seems to be that Mori is a purely an abusive figure to Dazai because he is evil and sadistic.
No.
Mori is abusive to Dazai because he's actually really bad at caring for people (if we push aside the physical and healt aspect of caribg ofc) not because he enjoy being bad. He act regrlardless of his own emotion or the emotion of his subordonates for the "greater good" or at least a goal that he consider supperior to people's emotion.
And there's this scene in the season 3 of BSD when Mori subtly give leadership advice to Dazai and I wish there was somoene who edited this with the Lion King OST because I feel lile they would be like that.
Like.
"-Look Dazai. Everythings that's in the shadow is the PM territory. And one day you will reign over it
-and what's in the light ?
-It's millitary police's and unusual superpower division's territory. We don't go there"
Idk I just can't get this scene out of my head even if Mori would probably not tell Dazai he will be the next PM boss. He just except it from Dazai and I'l sure he would be proud of hil if he become the newt boss (but he will die oooh so sad )': )
#Mori Dad#dazai osamu#Dazai et Mori#bungo stray dogs#this is just a dumb post#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd Mori
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Favorite life series moment/pairing.
oh god. I'm gonna list my favorite overall moment and then one moment for all of my favorite pairings
My favorite moment- JIMMYS DOUBLE KILL OF MUMBO AND GRIAN IN WILDLIFE!!!!! It was so funny from all povs and a really good play on his part. Tbh I would have done the same thing. My second favorite is in Limited Life when Grian fishing rods Joel of off sky net and then jumps down with him
Scaridarity- this is very specific but. Jimmy's third life final death. They hadn't really interacted before that I think and then all of a sudden. Scar's alone in a bunker with a cooling body. That has to do things to a man. My second for them is actually when Jimmy went small in the first wild life episode and Scar said "Can I hug you???" And my third is every interaction they had in the hermitempires crossover
Solidwood- the Punch. From the first Secret Life episode. I got chills man... the way Martyn immediately scrambles to give him a heart back and then they end up teaming together... it's the complete opposite of the betrayal in last life (which, ironically, is my second favorite clip of them). Too many people sleep on this pairing, it's so sad.
Smallidarity- technically this was not in the life series. But the moment in the "swapping who controls everytime we die" video where Jimmy's in a bed sleeping and Joel ran in and jumped on top of hil before getting all flustered. It was very 🤨📸🏳️🌈 of them. I also love the interaction they have in wildlife where they just casually threaten to eat eachother. No one's doing it like them
Pairings I also like but can't find clips of- Rendarity (one moment in the amongus stream. One. Moment.), Skizzledarity (it's barren. I refuse to call them Jizz unless for comedic effect btw), Mumbo x Jimmy (IM STARVING PLEAAAASEEE) and probably Jimmy and Etho because that would be strange interactions I would like to study. Also Olidarity aka blonde boyfriends is cool
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RE: Wovey & Bobbin clocking Coriolanus' clothes being off haha
What do you think of a universe where Coriolanus is made to mentor Wovey? Or Bobbin, depending on how much chaos/suffering you want to put him through.
I honestly think snow mentoring Wovey would go pretty much the same way Hilarius mentoring her went. She wouldn't really do what he wanted then she'd get taken out. I think he may try and pressure her to perform more than Hils did which ends with her just straight up ignoring him. I think at one point she could start asking personal questions about his hair and clothes and pointing out their not nice like everyone else's making him mad at her. Ultimately she'd do about the same as she did with Hils, if snow did get her to an interview it would be stilted and awkward and end up embarrassing him, maybe she points out his clothes don't fit right on tv.
If he mentors Bobbin, first thing that happens is Bobbin attempts to eat the entire rose Snow brings him, he's hungry. We don't know much about Juno mentoring Bobbin other than she was disappointed to get him, she got him an interview and seemed upset by his death (though that may have been solely because she lost). I do feel like Snow could get Bobbin to the Interview but it would probably go worse than it did with Juno, Bobbin would defiantly clock that Snow was broke and would not be kind about it. I think it probably ends the same no matter what, with Snow going into the arena and Bobbin trying to kill him, maybe Snow would die this time due to the shock of being attacked by his own tribute.
Thanks for the ask, this was fun to think about!
#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#bobbin tbosas#wovey tbosas#coriolanus x sejanus#answered asks#@meekmedea
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One last time
The bad batch s3 ep 15 spoilers
I am not okay.
Kids survived, some clones survived, tha batch survived What more could we ask for? Well i know Tech. I wanted Tech to return why couldn't he return. Why give us hope why? They convinced us cx2 is someone important and i believed he was tech. But no they just gave hope for nothing.
Ending caught me off guard. I thought someone was going to die i think everyone thought someone would ünd maybe even everyone dies. They survived all them i am glad by this its great.
I cried a lot. When they mentioned Tech i couldn't keep it together.
I am still sad. Ending was great we have everything we ever wanted except Tech.
Hemlock died, rampart died. Nala Se was good. Emerie helped the batch and now she and echo going to help clone underground(hopefully we will get a clone underground show with this artstyle). Everyone and everything is good again except tech i can't stop thinking the fact that they didn't bring hil back why???
If he doesn't have a hand to tremble, there is no trembling problem. They actually did that.
Echo is proud of Omega, hunter wrecker and crosshair knew right away zillo was omega's work.
I thought wrecker was going to die when he echo asked where Hunter and Crosshair are.
The hug omega gave Hunter and Crosshair, the scene where all the batch (except echo and tech of course) sitting in peace so beautiful.
Clone x troopers there are 4 of them. When i was watching i thought they might have been developed with special mutations like bad batch's. But this is not true probably one of those clone looked like a reg. They are all probably reg but how can they fight so good?
Btw I didn't think for even 1 second that the clones wouldn't help rescue their brothers. I like clones, their personality (and their voice ofc) is perfect.
I hope Crosshair knows tech wanted to save him(they must have told him right?). I wish Tech could've see crosshair's character development his story. I wish no could've knew he joined them. I wish... Tech was alive. They didn't bring him back but how could he be dea i still can't belive and now while writing this i am thinking why can't he still be alive maybe i am being so delusional but they didn't confirmed he is dead if there is no body then there is no death, right? Since the end of season 2 we assumed he was alive but they didn't do anything different in this episode than the whole season to prove he is dead. But we still believed he was alive why cant we still believe he is alive the show ended yes but maybe in the future they will make a clone underground show and maybe tech will return. He probably wouldn't return but i refuse to believe he is dead i will believe he is alive untul they prove he is dead but they probably wouldn't prove it. So in my mind tech will be alive and i don't care if i am being too delusional. 🤷🏻♀️
When i see older omega first i thought she became a liberater of ancient wonders but this ending made so much more sense. Omega left without saying goodbye to crosshair and wrecker. But Hunter and omega's conversation was beautiful. I think they made that place like a museum?
Crosshair and hunter together killed hemlock, they saved omega together, they believed omega, they believed eachother and themselves. That scene was perfect.
Everything went well, we got a better ending what i expected. But tech...
No matter how much we want some stories doesn't have a happy ending this is what i think about even though we have happy ending i will never forget how tech sacrificed himself for his family. in the end they didn't waste his sacrifice in s2 finale and they did what they were going to do before hemlock captured omega in s2. They lived a peaceful life in pabu they retired.
I keep coming back to the same thing, i know but i can't help it. Tech tech tech... Heroic tech.
I've written too many things too mixed up. But if you've read this far, thank you. And I'm so glad I can be a part of this adventure. I started by writing my thoughts about star wars on Tumblr. And here, theories, fanarts, headcanons, everything was beautiful. Thank you everyone for everything. I'm glad I was able to experience the adventures of Bad Batch with you. goodbye till the next adventure.
thank you dee bradley baker and michelle ang for bringing these characters to life. And thanks to everyone who worked on this beautiful show.
It has been a beautiful (sometimes painful an sometimes peaceful) journey.
goodbye to the bad batch, goodbye
Hunter
Tech
Wrecker
Crosshair
Echo
and Omega.
It has been an honor to know you and being able to watch your adventures. Goodbye o7.
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb hunter#tbb tech#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#tbb echo#tbb omega#tbb s3 spoilers#tbb rex#tbb howzer#tbb gregor#tbb wolffe#tbb mayday#tbb cody#tbb batcher#tbb gonky#tbb phee#tbb ventress#tbb season 3#goodbye
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