#i will be crucified on the cross for this

[avelynite]

I didn’t even notice he has the single braid going in the opposite direction of Marika’s long braid behind him because the statue has all that stupid cross hatching. I am now going to flagellate myself for drawing his hair long all the way down and missing the symbolic mirror. We should crucify this guy at the stake

[sweetandsoursaws]

Falcata muttered a curse and squirmed a little, but otherwise just accepted it, arms crossed tight. Yeah, they deserve that, whatever. Gross. Fuck you.

All flinched at the lightning display, although Avalon was still fairly calm. She was pretty resigned to the whole thing, didn't feel like she had much of a horse in this race.

Avalon chewed her lip, rubbed her chin, and grimaced at Taika. "...I thought about trackin' down their parent, but I ain't got paid yet, so." Doesn't paint her in the best light, but lying isn't getting anyone too far here. She's money motivated, what do you want?

Taika and Fal both gave Avalon a Look, clearly realizing just how fragile their house of cards had been.

Taika let out a huff of air and shook her head. "Who cares, I'm fine on my own."

Falcata had a strong reaction to that, teeth grit and claws tightening into their arms. FINE. ALRIGHT. "Taika was convinced she'd get blamed when Goose disappeared. We were trying increasingly elaborate plots to fucking cover it up, so we'd could find Goose and come back like, oh nooo, fucking...Avalon kidnapped us, or some shit."

"Hey, that was YOUR idea!" Taika protested, and Falcata laughed.

"Yup! My idea! All my ideas! My FIRST idea was to come back after 30 minutes and tell Alan we couldn't find Goose!" They gestured emphatically, exasperation boiling over.

"Then why DIDN'T you? I wasn't fucking stopping you!"

Falcata shot Taika a sharp look, then shook their head and looked at Merlin again. "Taika wouldn't come back with me, I couldn't just port the kids into the house, and I was afraid if I left them outside somebody would get them, and then I was afraid if I got caught bringing them back inside I'd lose Taika. Because Taika is more important to me than how fucking any of you feel about this, apparently." They threw up their hands, and sat back in the chair again, arms once again crossed.

"I..." Taika started to say she wouldn't have left, made herself disappear rather than face the consequences of losing one of the three kids, but...honestly, Falcata's fears weren't unfounded. Fal's enthusiastic efforts to convince her they could cover this all up was the only thing that kept her from running from it after they'd tried and failed to convince her that she wouldn't be immediately crucified for losing Goose.

Why wouldn't she run away? She's never stuck around when things went this badly. She's spent her whole life jumping from universe to universe, leaving the bad shit behind. Everything is temporary. Even home. "...then I thought maybe I could figure out time travel..."

So they're stupid, basically. Incredibly, painfully stupid.

May as well hiss and spit at a tornado right now.

You win the prize, Falcata, you've got the ass itch curse. Started as a discomfort before it very distinctly felt like that situation where a long hair is trapped in the crevice and in the rectum both just...hanging around! If there were five of them. Mixed with the itch of someone that didn't properly wipe their ass clean after some really gnarly diarrhea.

Didn't even look at Falcata to make that happen.

"Congratulations, you have a very loving older sibling." He said to Taika. "That's the story? You were babysitting while you went looking for Goose?" He gestured to Avalon then to Taika. "You think I'm daft? Who does that without consulting the parent? YOU CAUSED A MAN HUNT AS EVERYONE FEARD THE VERY WORST!" His voice finally got loud. With it came some fresh strange cracks of 'lightning' off his person into nearby objects.

"You know better. You get one more try to come clean." Calmer once more. The display petering out. He'd have better control if he just succumbed to that power. "Or I'm going to make sure none of you can come anywhere near that house or those kids ever again. You'll be thrice blessed if Lark or Devang changes my mind a year from now."

Wouldn't even be hard. He was already elbow deep in the fabric of reality. For better or worse.

[merthurxxxmerthur]

My Problem With Prongsfoot

This is going to be an anti post because my feed is full of posts about these two, even though I block them all the time.

And it's not like I want to hurt anyone personally, it's just that this pairing with THESE characters is my pain.

It's not that I'm not a fan of the "friends to lovers" trope, I love the Albus/Scorpius, after all, but James Potter and Sirius Black? God, no.

I should probably say that I can't stand James Potter; I get physically uncomfortable whenever anyone spends more than a single word on him. He's a genuinely vile character who has no excuse for his actions, and who is adored by everyone in canon. I mean, he's a very real character. You can meet him at school, at work (as a boss, and if he doesn't like you, he will make your life a living hell, just for his own amusement), or anywhere else where he would be an equally bastard.

He is a character with a huge crown on his head, who believes that everything in the world is subject to his will, and he never changes. Whether he didn't have time to, because he died, or simply did not want to - the fact is, he has not changed. And that is my first problem.

And then there is Sirius Black, who adores him, who is ready to give his life for the glory of his friend, who never judges his actions, who completely relies on him. He is almost James's dog - he subjects himself to a punishment of 12 years because he believes himself guilty (even though he was responsible for Harry and could have escaped much earlier), he justifies it when Harry, his son, sees who James really is. You can interpret their relationship in canon in different ways (as almost-brothers or as unrequited love on Sirius' part) but the level of loyalty is just off the charts. And that's my second problem.

I'm not a fan of the dynamic where one character will never say the word "no" to their lover. And what's more, it literally locks Sirius in this, lol.

If these two stay together, then you're just watching happy sex and two pure-blooded nobles living their best life, where one is forever on a leash and is perfectly happy with it. If that's your food - okay.

But I need dynamics, some development. Themes that could be read about - grief, unrequited love, hard-won happiness. Prongsfoots doesn't have that - they're static, they never change because they don't need to. You can't imagine them living in the muggle world and dealing with the shit of common life because they don't need to! They have Grimmauld Place and Godric's Hollow - they're rich. Poverty? Radicalization? Friendship struggles, betrayal? None of it. They don't even need Remus and Peter, they can just stew in each other.

Speaking of Sirius Black: I always see his unhealthy love for James as an anchor that keeps him from developing his own path. Not that the canon Sirius ever wanted that, really, and not that James is a bad friend to him, it's just… He feels trapped. My assumption is that Sirius (who loved James for 7 years or so of school), if his best friend had lived, would have continued to love him. Like, it's not even my idea, but that's what he would have continued to do, right? Continue to love James, suffer silently, whine into his pillow, never seek out another relationship because he's too comfortable in his pain. That's insane.

Sirius is an interesting character in his own, he doesn't need the crutch of a wife who is his moral compass, or a bunch of friends who defend his honor. He's as hypocritical as James, but he has dynamics with other characters, with Harry, Severus, a fragile friendship with Remus, his obvious issues with his mom (and maybe dad), his relationship with Regulus.

James without Lily? A completely empty, disgusting character with zero empathy, oddly cruel to those who don't live up to his standards. James cheating on Lily with Sirius? This character can be made worse, but not better, lol. And that alone turns me off Prongsfoot.

Not that I want to demonize James Potter or Sirius Black, or fans of their pairing, I'm just expressing my "eww".

[errorcritical]

happy easter

he always comes back

[ennawrite]

rereading the scene of Rhys tormenting Tamlin in ACOFAS is just like…wow…i wish y’all would BANG IT OUT ALREADY ‼️‼️‼️

“I have EVERYTHING and I’m so HAPPY and so ABOVE YOU but I’m gonna come torment you anyway, just because I feel like it and NOT because I’ve secretly been attracted to you for the past four centuries…🙄”

yeah…i bet they’re not the only thing aching to be near his throat 😏

noticing his muscle mass is crazyyyy like this shit is GAY YOUR HONOR!!! 👩‍⚖️

your…mate…who…is…everything…you’ve…WISHED…and…DREAMED…of…and…BEGGED…for…isn’t…ENOUGH??? (he literally just thought that 20 lines earlier btw😭)

ohhh don’t we ALL want feral Tamlin oh brother, back of the line, buddy!!! 😑🫵

I just know Rhys was punchin the fuck out of the air on the way home he wanted to wrestle with that man badddddd

feeling a “hollowness” in the stomach over seeing someone in despair is just the other end of the spectrum for “something glowed in his chest” I’M SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES!!!

[greeniscosmic]

SCHLATT IS A FAN OF BUTTERFINGERS, TWIZZLERS, SWEEDISH FISH AND CANDY CORN.!! MY FUCKING GOAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[atrophiedemotion]

"he's very jesus-coded" is a real sentence i just said about till alien stage

[sbeana]

got bored on the plane and i drew these mock covers for gtn and my dad made me stop drawing because he was like "thats an awful lot of red. thats a lottttt of red"

[chu-tao]

we're never beating venti is jesus allegations i see

[mars-ipan]

happy birthday you weird little freak. it's finals season so i can't afford to make a full drawing for u rn but i can at least give you your favorite thing in the world

bonus drawing + og imgs under the cut

cannot believe that crucified!komaeda is the cuntiest i've ever drawn him. call it divine inspiration

[piosplayhouse]

Sorry this might be insensitive to say but I think the amount of people on that public sex poll who are responding with some variation of "I would be upset because I didn't consent to it" is kind of hilarious. Literally doing this meme

**Like I understand the feeling they're trying to convey it's just funny they picked that specific terminology and didn't elaborate

***However also this is me when my Sims start having sex in the park bathroom instead of idk , pissing like I told them to because they had a full bladder warning. Piss yourself in the park and get embarrassed about it . I don't give a shit

[pinkinsect]

michael kaiser will have you doing shit like reading the bible for fun

[samcarpenters]

kayla is the funniest person alive

[shinobi98]

Minor Genshin loredrop: somewhere in Fontaine, Snezhnaya or some other place in Teyvat Christianity must exist since Arlecchino uses a cross for her spider's grave

[cuntbrianslade]

having a think about fall out boy and saintly imagery but none of it's connecting yet but im sure it will soon

[clottedscream]

made a new roleplay character and she’s every kind of transgener all at once