#i will always be putting more effort into her than riko

[rainboneish]

ngl i do kinda love the idea that Geto was kind of the glue that held Gojo and Shoko together in some ways and that’s why she never really managed to connect to Gojo as much after Geto was Gone.

it fits what the japanese VAs have said in the season 2 guide book (from the translations i’ve seen on twt anyway), about how Geto was the first person to really treat Gojo as a normal person and how Gojo used him as a guide for more than just morals

Obviously Gojo and Shoko have their own understanding and bond but Geto being the “translator” between the aspects of Gojo permanently shaped by being the Strongest/the one to kind of remind him how to be human and a person and show consideration for others (which is what most of their interactions in Hi are, from him telling him to ease up on Utahime (even if he is patronizing her) and later Riko, to the scene where he is concerned about him staying awake multiple nights in a row)

yes him reminding gojo to act proper is for politeness sake, which is a facade (a facade Geto is good at, sth shown in his cult leader days too, but still not a genuine character trait, hence why he also kinda fails to live up to it himself) but it is also him trying to meditate between Gojo and others (also partially why he was the one to tell Riko she had a choice, despite it originally being Gojo’s idea (obv Gojo wasn’t available at that point but they could have had that conversation earlier if he had wanted to be the one to have it)

Geto is also kind of shown on screen to be a mediator between Gojo and Nanami&Haibara (and Yuki but she doesn’t really fit in here because their relationship isn’t a personal one)

The first time Nanami and Haibara show up we don’t know for sure who communicated with them but it’s a fair assumption that it was Geto sending the text since Gojo presumably went back to playing around with Riko, Haibara also specifically mentions wanting to impress Geto (whether that’s because they are closer or because Geto is more likely to compliment their efforts is debatable but i think a combination of both is likely)

the only two other moments the both of them have are one on one interactions with Geto, and Gojo is brought up in both of them.

Haibara’s scene, Yuu running into Geto at the school, doesn’t have much to do with Gojo, until Geto brings him up. Haibara could have easily texted Gojo, and while the main thing this scene shows is Gojo’s absence (another reason why Yuu couldn’t ask him in person) and Geto still thinking of him when he is in such a bad headspace, it’s also another instance of Geto bridging the Gap between their schoolmates and Gojo.

Then we see Nanami’s scene with Geto over Haibara’s body, Geto telling Nanami that Gojo will handle the rest of the mission. Nanami responds with the much talked about “can’t he just handle everything” line and Geto is not in a state to respond. But once again Geto is the one having a conversation about Gojo (in Gojo’s stead), being treated as the go-between in Nanami’s venting.

(Even in the 236 airport scene, though i’m not gonna go too deeply into that one cause there are some differences in the translations )

Now, Gojo obviously still has relationships with Nanami and Shoko, as well as Yaga and other sorcerers, in the 11 years between Geto’s defection, but i think Geto’s defection could definitely have been one of the things that kept a distance between them.

Aspect of the Isolation of the Strongest aside (which is obviously the main reason for the distance between them),

their situation reminds me of when you have two close friends (or a couple) that hang out with a friend group in real life, where it’s mostly the more socially adept of the two who is putting in the work to stay in touch with their other friends (talking to the others and being the one who is being talked to on behalf of both of them, or always reaching out to one person cause the group knows the other person is probably with them anyway and will get the message)

so then when the two friends/couple drift apart or the more “connected” person leaves entirely for some reason (moving away, change of university/work), the remaining person often ends up losing contact with the friend group, not because the people involved don’t like each other, but because everyone got so used to the person who left acting as a mediator that they don’t really know/aren’t really used to keeping in touch/actively making plans together directly. Or they make an effort to hang out but end up feeling kind of awkward because everyone is so used to seeing the two people together that they suddenly find themselves unable to connect with the person who “lost” their close friend/partner

[whalesforhands]

HAII NYV!! hope ur doing well!!

tbh,, i’ve been thinking. How do you think SSS trio would feel about Dyf!mc going the same path suguru did? (Yk, seeing riko die and going spiraling to the point that she leaves jjt n stuffs,,) Do you think they would try and beg her to stay? Or would they let her go willingly because they’ve always wanted the best for Mc? Also, when they see each other after 11 years, Who sees her first?

tbh ive js been having brain rot of dyf so like…a million AUs are coming to me about it at once LMFAOO. but hope ure doing well, love ur writing xx

tw: yandere

lol why does ur spelling of name perfectly describe how it’s meant to be pronounced

what makes you think you’re even allowed to leave them behind like that? what makes you think you’re even able to leave them so freely?

you won’t survive out there on your own, are you just trying to die quicker? are you just trying to make them suffer just as much as you?

you’re in pain. they know, they know. you’ll get food placed outside your room’s locked door, have all 3 of them talk to you from outside too. sometimes it’s all 3 of them hanging around, sometimes it’s just 2, sometimes it’s just 1.

it’s gojo satoru that has had enough of your slump, kicking your door down with little to no effort as you flinch from shock, hiding under your blankets when you feel the dip of your mattress, and a head landing atop of your cocooned self, letting out a disappointed sigh.

“I didn’t wanna do that, ya know? You’re making things hard.”

it’s only then that he would lay down next to your form, an arm over your waist and spooning you from behind as you start to break down even harder, taking his intrusion and hoarding the comfort he gave you in this moment.

and your door’s been broken so many times you decided to just leave it unlocked… letting him and the others come and go as they please, letting him wrap his long arms around you at every given chance, letting him kiss you on the forehead every morning he gets to spend in school, telling you that he’ll be back from a mission soon.

maybe that was how it started.

“There are no missions for you, (last name).” Yaga’s scratching his head as he flips through his clipboard, carefully scanning the words.

“W-what? Why?” Your arms are shaky as you hug a Baby Panda close to yourself, soft purrs emanating from him as you pet him mindlessly. You’ve been loitering around in the campus for… Close to 3 months now.

“I’m quite confused as well. There haven’t been any curses within your grade level as of recently—“ He pauses as he flips through more papers, eyes narrowing behind dark sunglasses. “There just isn’t—“

“Then m-may I take one above my grade? T-that would put me on grounds for promotion, right?”

“You can, but there aren’t any sorcerers available to invigilate and recommend you for promotion anytime soon. Earliest I could find one is—“ The incessant flipping of papers stop.

“In about 6 months.”

ieiri shoko lets you roam around the school campus, watching you, talking to you, trying to improve your mental health. she prods you to speak your mind, convinces you that the world outside was the one that was going insane, that it wasn’t you that felt trapped, felt cornered in here.

“The campus is where you can be safe from such things. Don’t sweat it.”

and you believe her. why wouldn’t you? she’s your beloved shoko. shoko who teaches you how to do first aid when she notices how lost and listless you’re becoming, who teaches you how to treat wounds, how to stitch up open cuts, how to stop internal bleeding… all just to take up your time. she’s patient with you, holding your hands, letting you take tea breaks with her… it’s peaceful with her. you’re at ease.

so much better than being out on field, right?

geto suguru takes his time with you. he reads your favourite manga with you, asks you about the novels you have been eyeing and wanting to buy, talks about the soba noodles he had on that one trip to nagoya... hell, he’s the one who cooks food for you and helps you clean your room when he thinks you’re getting sloppy.

“Let me do it for you, okay? You’re not looking well enough to do it on your own.”

maybe that was when you thought to yourself that, maybe, just maybe… you didn’t want to leave this place.

though, if you still have some fight in you…

out of all three of them, the one who would most probably fold to your whims and let you leave is suguru. maybe when you go limp in his arms, break down crying into his chest, go quiet when he attempts to feed you…

or maybe it was that decisive kiss under the blankets of darkness, a show of your desperation and longing for something more than this that he starts to crack, starts to break. it’s then that he finally thinks that, maybe, perhaps, he needs to let you go. he’s always been quite the emotional one.

11 years of free roam? more like 11 years of surveillance. it’s not like you were allowed to go with no strings attached, you were still standing on soil that wasn’t Jujutsu Tech ground because they’re the ones who have given you this right.

they’re the ones who let you go have fun, even letting you get a job as a regular salary worker, let you get a quaint little apartment nearby, let you live the life of a regular person.

but no, oh no. you wanted to play hero again when you saw a little girl getting chased, hunted by a curse? wanted to save a life again because that’s what you could do? wanted to do?

And you got hurt from your decisions?

let’s just say you’re in for a bad time.

[stick-ball]

I'm still thinking about what Nora wrote in the recent Thea Muldani post, and it has me reeling in the best way possible.

I feel like it could have been an important moment for Thea - when Jean started following her around after joining the Ravens bcs. She was a black woman in that mess of a place and it was *hard* and as Nora said, nobody gave a flipping fuck about her really. No matter the effort she put in.

She fought hard for every little slip of recognition and approval. But still, no matter how good, she was nothing to the others on the team, even people she must've been in some way intimate with, even if in a shallow way. Then, though, everyone knows Kevin and Riko, and how above everyone else on the team they are. The standing is written plainly on their cheeks, so that no one forgets it, and the number on her jersey is far, far from theirs.

But then, there's the third guy. None of them really knew much about Jean before he joined them in his freshman year, did they? Maybe im forgetting something, but to my knowledge from all we know, Jean was not a celebrity kid, but a dirty secret for the Moriyamas. So, there's this other guy, who has a number 3 appointed to him by the Master himself, and from all possible people to follow, he is there right at her heels whenever he can. He did it bcs she was that good, and he wanted to get pointers to assimilate with the teams work smoothly enough to not get more punishment than he already was receiving but, Thea doesn't really know this does she? Not about the punishment and most likely not about the fact they do think she's good enough to be noticed by the perfect court either. It's not riko who's noticing, but it's still something, isn't it? So yeah, I think they must be maybe not friends exactly, but in some weird way, it must be some kind of landmark for them both. Maybe that will turn into a kind of friendship years later in a healthier setting?

But again, imagine the mess of that: Jean is always with Riko and Kevin, except when he's following the girl everyone around is trying to put "in her place". And he matters in some way, he must, because standing is everything in the nest, and he's right after the sons of exy.

I dont think it makes Thea "stand a bit taller" or feel stronger or whatever, bcs she knows she is strong and talented and is worth being here. Or at least she tries to remember that her belief in herself is what got her here. Her faith must come from within. But everyone still needs the recognition of all that hard work. To not burn out. At least every once in a while, especially in a place so devoid of it as the Nest. And maybe Jean was the person to first show that recognition to her, without even knowing it?

[constelationprize]

The Kayleigh Lives AU - Part Two

And now for our check in with the World's Most Normalest Exy teams

Do you know who is 100% no exception capital T Thriving in this AU? Danielle Wilds.

I mean, she's still the first female captain in the NCAA, but in this universe she has actual support from inside the ERC board due to Kayleigh's insistance through the years

It has to do something for your ego when the creator of your sport namedrops you in multiple international interviews and also sends you a gift basket when you get nominated captain.

So yeah, even though the Foxes are still a mess and didn't pass the fourth game, Dan's having the time of her life. Good for her, honestly.

Kayleigh always attends the NCAA banquets because it's an easy excuse to be close to Kevin. Also the team spirit award isn't named after her, but she is the one to announce the winner every year. The Trojans have a running gag of the captain always making the exact same silly pose so they have a wall filled with basically the same picture a dozen times with minor differences – the main one being the five stages of grief on Kayleigh's face as she realises what's going on

Kayleigh's been avoiding Wymack at these things for ages because, look, when you decide you're gonna keep your baby a secret from your ex it's not a general expectation the two of you are going to meet face-to face regurlaly and be expected to make stilted small talk where he's very likely to ask about your son. And she doesn't need any rumors about them rising up again after all her efforts to kill the Baby Daddy speculation stories. If they come back, eventually someone is going to do the math right.

Also Kayleigh's pretty sure that after enough glasses of wine she'd hit on him again and even she's self aware enough to know that would be kind of a dick move

But she has always kept an eye on the Foxes, not only because she still has a little soft spot for Wymack, but also because his ideals of giving troubled kids a second chance trough Exy aligns itself a lot more with her ideals than wathever the hell the Ravens are doing now

(she would however like them a lot more if they were actually good at the sport)

So on these things she usually alternates between schmoozing with the ERC and being plastered by Kevin's side. She never wears red or black just to mess with the color scheme but claims it's not to show favoritism. She takes blatant advantage of the fact that Kevin never had an "embaressed of your mom" phase and frequently sits herself between Kevin and Riko.

Most of the Ravens don't complain because they are taught not to question authority but most importantly because Kevin's mom is hot. So she can disturbe the vibes a little, as a treat

Kayleigh is a frequent point of tension between Riko and Tetsuji, because she is of an almost equal standing to him in hierarchy (in that weird grey area where they both are important assets to the side branch with some autonomy but, ultimately, their leash is only as slack as Tetsuji decides to allow), so he's supposed to owe her some respect, but she is also his only competition for Tetsuji's affection and Kevin's obedience. The only reason he hasn't acted out against her yet is that Riko's waiting for Kayleigh and Tetsuji to fight so he can be sure his is the side his uncle will pick.

Jean is also not her greatest fan. Mostly because he sees Kayleigh as someone who willingly put herself and her son in a position Jean would do anything to get out of, but also because she's the safest person for him to hate. Jean learned the hard way not get in the Master or Riko's bad side, and Kevin is his only support inside the Nest. But she has very little direct impact on his life besides protecting him by proxy when she watches over Kevin, just because Riko's generally not allowed to hurt ANYONE during those times. It always gets a bit worse when she leaves, however, and Riko has pent-up frustation to take off. Jean hates her a little bit for that, too.

Neither of them could get Kevin to think badly of his mother, though. His faith in Kayleigh is one of the only things the Nest never managres to beat out of him.

At the Winter Banquet, the only time she leaves the Raven table is to approach Dan. She wants to congratulate her personally on the efforts this season and maybe offer some words of encouragement and advice.

Despite her many efforts to avoid the coaches' table like the plague, however, she ends up going up to the Foxes' table right when Wymack was coming to check that they hadn't set anything on fire.

It's an extremely awkward interaction. She calls him by his first name but looks like she's swallowed a lemon the entire time. He feels like there is no safe place on her person to look and so stares slightly over her shoulder into the distance. They can't decide wether to hug or politely shake hands and end up with stilted nods. They HAVE talked before, but it always feels like it's the first time they are seeing each other since the break up. It's been twenty years and at this point both of them have given up expecting things to get lighter. It's just that it's kind of hard to get over the multiple elephants in the room.

The Foxes eat it the FUCK up.

Allison could smell the divorce like a bloodhound. Seth however doesn't believe Coach could actually pull Kayleigh Day.

The SECOND Kayleigh and Wymack awkardly turn away and flee in opposite directions, the betting pool starts

The score is as follows: Coach hit on her when they were younger and got rejected (Seth, Fifth Year Seniors) / They had a one night stand a long time ago and it was Very Bad (Nicky) / They had a one night stand a long time ago and it was Very Good (Renée, Matt) / They dated but Kayleigh ended it (Allison) / They dated but Wymack ended it (Dan)

Andrew refuses to bet. When Nicky presses the twins a bit too much, Aaron gets annoyed and decides to bet that Wymack is actually Kevin Day's biological father. No one takes him seriously.

The team sat across them tries to pretend nothing happened

Some time between the reunion and her 100th check up on Kevin, Kayleigh ends up missing a very important discussion between the ERC and Tetsuji

[hermitw]

At first I was horrified at what happened to Panda during the culling games but it was such a good choice.

Panda, in his small state, is so cute. The way he's climbing on people etc is just... Gege said "sorry if your favorite character died! But here's a baby panda". I love him so so much. I'm so glad he survived and is a baby now.

If panda had all 3 of his cores, or even 2 of them, then he would have sacrificed himself in Shinjuku. Panda was always putting himself out in front, as a shield for his comrades. He's so forgiving, so accepting, so compassionate, just like his father, even if he doesn't understand humans and thinks they're gross. I wonder now if Panda would have been capable of a talk-no jutsu with Sukuna. The fact that he is a panda, a giant plushie, makes him more approachable, it would feel less vulnerable to be real with him.

Some time ago I went into some analysis on Yaga - that, as the principal, he was tied down at the school. He put his effort into making a cursed corpse that could act on its own, without him. He designed Panda quite intentionally - the pandas are such a comfort animal. But ultimately, they are still bears, and able to fight, especially with his gorilla and dinosaur cores. I think that Yaga's choices were determined not just by his absence in the field, but the loss of Haibara. He wanted to protect the students, to give them an ally they could be comfortable with, and trust to protect them. Yaga risked his own freedom for this. It's like Geto said - Yaga seems to be this tough, calloused guy, but he is actually so compassionate and has a better sense of ethics than those whose orders he's supposed to follow and pass on to his students (calling Riko's merger with Tengen "erasing her").

I wonder if what happened with Panda, along with Tengen, is representing age regression. That... Is a post for another time. But he lost Yaga, and then he lost parts of himself. His strength, his power, his core.

And as far as the closure on what happens to him regarding the cores - Gakuganji would, I think, handle that. His villainous behavior stemmed from following orders. And with being at the top himself, he needs to make his own decisions, knowing that Higuruma is watching.

I'm not sure whether it's necessary to have 3 cores forever - or just when the corpse is forming, because the three souls give rise to autonomous consciousness, iirc. I wonder if it's possible for ghost possession of a dead sorcerer. But ultimately I feel like panda will be fine, and we have enough closure on him.

[ok555ficideas]

Survive 

Ever since Neil could remember his main goal was to survive. Back when he was still leaving with Nathan he had to be really careful to not step one toe out of line. If he did there were always severe consequences to his action. 

He learned from a very young age that every single one of his actions had consequences. One word too many, second too slow, not enough, too much, too little, too late. 

Disappointment. He was familiar with constantly making other people feel it. His father when he didn’t learn a new way to kill fast enough or if he fidgeted too much when the cops were sniffing around. His mother when he did something that was slowing them down on their run. His teachers when he didn’t put enough effort into his homework and then again his mother when she was scolding him for being too visible to his teachers. 

Blend in. That’s how you survive. 

Survive. Survive. Survive. 

It was like a mantra in his head. It was supposed to be his priority. 

Survive. 

His father had put the constant fear of dying inside him. 

Survive. 

His mother had told him over and over again. When she was drudging him away from town to town, from country to country, from name to name. 

They were all blended in his head. He couldn’t remember which one of his aliases was like. He was supposed to forget all about them the second he got a new one, but he couldn't. 

They were all supposed to be bland. Never have a distinguished future as to not stand out, but Neil liked to give them one. Even if it was something only he knew. 

Alex wanted to be an astronaut. 

Stephan knew every country in alphabetical order. 

Chris. What did Chris have? 

Neil didn’t remember.

He wanted to know, but there was one thought that occupied his head more than others and it took too much space to fit all of what he wanted to remember. 

Survive. 

When his mother was beating him up for disobeying. It was for his own good. She was teaching him how to survive. She loved him. She cared about him. It was for him. All the things she ever did were for him. She dedicated her whole life to him, so he could survive. 

She did it all for nothing, because Neil was an ungrateful, stupid child. 

You can’t survive if you think about exy. You need to survive, Abram and that sport is going to destroy you. You need to promise me to never even think about that abomination of a game. Promise me, Abram. 

I promise. 

He promised and yet he did it anyway. He needed to be on the court again. At least once, at least for just a second. He couldn’t breathe without it. 

Survive. 

He promised his mother that he would survive and how could he survive without exy? It was the oxygen he was in desperate need of after her death. The smell of her burning flesh still fresh in his nostrils. He couldn’t breathe, so he picked up a racket and finally took a breath. 

He didn’t mean for it to go this far. He really didn’t. It was supposed to be one year. One year of bliss and then he would be done. He would never think of exy again. He would do everything to survive. For her. For the woman who sacrificed everything so he would be here, alive.

The foxes ruined his plan. Wymack barged into his life like a bulldozer and tore down everything his mother taught him to stand for. 

Just one more year and he would be gone. Just to feel the adrenaline of a full stadium. He would be there for a season and then he would walk away. 

Just one more year, one more year, one more. 

A year was too much to ask for. He couldn’t face Riko. Kevin didn’t recognize him, but Riko would. He needed to keep a low profile and he would be gone before they faced the Ravens. He could do this. He was a master at blending in. 

Survive. 

That was what he was taught. That was the only thing he knew. So why? Why was he talking back to Riko on national television? He had a better survival instinct than that. He had to. His whole purpose in life was to survive. 

Survive. 

He had to go. Riko was bound to know at any moment now who he was. He needed to go. He needed to protect his secrets and go. 

Never tell anyone who you are, Abram. Do you understand? Never tell anyone anything beyond  your current cover story. Promise me. 

I promise. 

He broke his promise yet again. What was he thinking? All for a stupid game. He trusted Andrew, the man who spiked his drink the night before. He trusted him with something so close to the truth he felt his blood go cold. 

Stupid, stupid, stupid. 

His mother. This poor woman did everything to get him to this point and he was jeopardizing that for a stupid game. 

Stupid, ungrateful child.

He was always so selfish, so demanding, so needy. 

There was no turning back now. He was going to stay until the time to run came. If someone came here after him, he would run. He promised her he would always run. 

Going to the nest was easy. He knew he would survive. That was all that mattered. He could endure the torture that Riko wanted to bestow upon him. He endured far worse. Small knives were nothing to someone who grew up with a butcher as his father. Riko could do anything 

he wanted to him. He would survive. 

Survive.

It was the first decision he felt good about since his mother died. The first one he knew was not going to cost him his life. 

The satisfaction from finally doing something his mother would not be disappointed in was short lived. 

People are a weakness. You can not go around kissing them. They will distract you, Abram. Promise me you won’t ever kiss anyone ever again. 

I promise 

But how could he not? Andrew’s lips were so intacing. His kisses melted his brain and he felt like he would float away. He was calm.  

Exy gave him adrenaline and a will to live, but Andrew’s kisses settled every nerve in his body. He felt like he was on fire, but he was more than willing to burn. He felt calmness that he never knew existed. 

Only with Andrew. 

Suddenly survival was the farthest thing from his mind. 

You need to run, Abram. Don’t look back and think only of yourself. Leave everyone and everything behind if you have to. Promise me. 

I promise. 

But how could he ever care about survival when he finally learned what it was like to live. 

He went willingly to his death, because he knew that he could not bear only surviving anymore. He had people he needed to protect. People he wanted to come back for if an apocalypse hit. 

People who he could not leave behind just to survive. 

Survive. 

But he went to his death. He went straight to the man who had made him learn how to survive in the first place and he would do it over and over again if it meant that his family was safe. 

He didn’t want to survive anymore. He didn’t want to be alone. 

He wanted to play Exy. He wanted to tell them the truth. He wanted to kiss Andrew over and over again. He didn’t want to run. 

He survived. He broke every rule his mother set for him and came on top. 

No more surviving for him. 

No. 

Survival was for Nathaniel, Abram, Alex, Stephan, Chris and countless others. 

Neil? 

Neil Abram Josten was going to live and he was going to do so surrounded by the people who were more than happy to teach him how. 

Foxes' character studies

[kkotda]

I'M GONNA CRY

i've also seen some theories, a parallel if you will, about satosugu with yuuta and rika where yuuta accidentally curses her when they were children (on that fated day) and made her stay by his side in the form of a monster (curse). and it's like... technically the same if you really think about it?? unless i'm missing details here lol, but from what i can remember (BECAUSE I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TOUCH THE ANIME OR MANGA AGAIN, I JUST CAN'T </3), as with yuuta and rika, curse, etc, together, "i love you," etc, etc right? and with gojo and geto, geto was killed by gojo in jjk0 but geto is "alive" (kenjaku) still and in a way still close to gojo......???

but yeah, i've also been obsessed with trying to see if i could lip read what gojo said at the end so many times, like i think i spent a good 30min rewatching a couple seconds just to figure out what he said..... very embarrassing...... (i was convinced that he said aishiteru/i love you, i'm taking this as my sign that i was right so yay!!)

AND THEN ALSO i really love thinking about gojo's "love is the most twisted curse of them all" because esp in the jujutsu world, anything can happen. such as losing your best friend (read: lover) in the blink of an eye..... gojo was away on high grade missions all the time, in combination with his obsession of getting so strong that that would never happen again. but all that time was spent away from geto. geto and gojo carried out missions separately (as shown in the very beginning of the first ep where geto is saying something like 'exorcise. absorb. exorcise. absorb.'). geto also says something about how absorbing curses is like... well... really gross and disgusting. can you imagine putting yourself through that all the time? alone? gojo would've made it bearable but he was alone. and on top of that, his friends are being killed left and right because they're sorcerers. it's their job to put their lives on the lines for non-sorcerers (and for what?) geto's ideology was of righteousness, his obligation to the weak because he was strong. but he, along with the other sorcerers, are left dealing with the problems created by those he was supposed to protect. put trauma on top of that (amanai riko especially) and what does he have left? ideology hanging on by a thread, growing hate for his living, witnessing poor treatment of curse seers like him (nanako, mimiko). it's no wonder that he doesn't want anything to do with the jujutsu world anymore. and (i can't remember exactly in the manga, but) in the anime, we haven't seen gojo at all i think while geto is slowly losing his sanity. not until he's lost it and killed an entire village along with his parents (again, i could be very wrong here, so please don't believe me fully alsdkfksd). and they (gojo, etc) don't know why geto ended up that way because no one was there to support him or just be there for him. no one's witnessed the darkness geto was forced to trudge through. no one reached out a helping hand. everyone just thought he was fine because he was one of the strongest. but only with gojo. only with gojo...

BUT BACK TO THE POINT: love is the most twisted curse of them all

love is the most twisted curse of them all because it puts a veil over your eyes. it creates this illusion that everything will be alright, that you have all the time in the world, that you're invincible. but it's not. love is also hard. it requires more than one person. it requires effort. it's arguably also one of the scariest things in the world. because depending on the type of person you are, how you were brought up, you don't always believe it when you see it. it's obvious to know when someone's angry with you, when they hate you.. but when they love you? how do you know if it's true? how do you know it's not you being delusional?

last thing before i shut up but i saw this thing somewhere that was something like 'gojo was so loud that he couldn't hear geto's silence'

we've all seen gojo and geto's dynamic (if you've seen the first bit of jjk s2) and we know gojo is the rambunctious one while geto is more steady. gojo relies on geto arguably and geto also relies on gojo. they balance each other out. but what happens when one overpowers the other? the balance is thrown off and the one that was overpowered is swallowed up, weak. i'm not sure how closely y'all looked at the ending for the first arc of s2, but the beta fish? yeah the beta fish :,) the black beta fish that's on gojo's frame has a frayed tail (unhealthy) while the white beta fish that's on geto's frame has a full tail (healthy). right off the bat, we know, right? the black fish is most likely representing geto while the white represents gojo. gojo's eyes are also on the fish, maybe to signify that he hasn't given up on him? or to show that he still cares? or maybe even just to say 'i have my eye on you' in a not creepy way (or maybe it is supposed to be creepy, idk). but geto can't bring himself to look at the fish. why? is it guilt? is it him giving up? the frayed tail is already a sign enough... (why do they put this man through so much??? GIVE HIM PEACE!!!!!!) what more do they need to show for him T-T

okay i think that's about all i had to say about them, thank you for giving me an excuse to put it somewhere <3

I always wondered why exactly Suguru replied to Satoru “you should at least hit me with some curses” after he said something profound to him.

I know it has to do with Satoru’s own “love is the most twisted curse of them all” but (in my slow processing) didn’t fully understand how the two relate.

Until it dawned on me.

Let’s say that Satoru did actually say “I love you” to Suguru (whether it’s platonic or romantic, we’ll see, undertones in the show make me think it’s romantic but to each their own). It would fit the movement of his lips in Japanese & English. So, for this argument let’s say Satoru did say “I love you.”

Now, when Suguru replies “you should at least hit me with some curses”, in my head I was like ‘now why would he say that if Satoru told him he loves him?’

The answer’s been right there the whole time.

To Satoru, love is the most twisted curse of them all.

So to tell Suguru “I love you” is the equivalent of doing something worse to him than hitting him with curses.

And that makes perfect sense. In their final moments, Satoru finally tells Suguru the one thing he never said because he thought they had all the time in the world, throwing Suguru back into those feelings they had for each other before it all went wrong, submerging him in all the missed opportunities, the moments where they almost said it, the moments where they drifted apart and hurt each other.

To hear that, Suguru probably felt immense regret at the realization that Satoru loves him and they can’t do anything about it. He’s a dead man and Satoru will be left alone.

But Satoru loves him. And despite it all, that makes him happy. Because Satoru returns his feelings. Everything he’d given him those years they were together, the way they did everything together, the laughs, the challenges, the sweets they shared, the concern and gentle guidance he gave Satoru whenever he was straying from the path…the love he always had for Satoru has been returned this whole time.

And to hear it too late is to have something worse than a curse bestowed upon him.

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i’m so tired trying to finish this essay last minute and s t r u g g l i n g so putting in minimal effort here but also to try to wake myself up but like god i can’t stop thinking abt geto and toji’s relationship in tpg. violently shaking in my seat the parallels you’ve drawn. the way they’re so similar to each other. how they’re going to help each other. how they can relate to each other and help each other heal i’m a melted puddle on the ground they’re going to become family they’re going to heal and help each other ih my god same anon from before but genuinely what the fuck “give me all of your pain, and all of your sorrow. i’ll endure it so you don’t have to” slamming my hand on my desk parental love. PARENTAL LOVE. IM TRYING TO THINK OF A SPECIFIC ADJECTIVE TO PUT IN FRONT I CANT REMEMBER BUT!!! PARENTAL LOVE. oh my god i’m losing my mind. oh my god. it’s funny geto spirals and murders his parents and his parents are gone but he ends up gaining a new fammil yfespite everything he gets to receive parental love again the compfrt of being taken care of and loved and having someone you can turn to when things are bad can you see the tears in my eyes he’s. they’re. insbdhjsjdjajcjmsxjwjdjaidnsuidahifjaifjsisbcja not even. not even mentioning how geto can help and relate to toji when he inevitably finds out about his past and everything okay i think i’m awake now goodbye

SJDHGHWKLE*&&#^$%T HELLO??????? oh my god. you really picked up on so much i've been trying to portray. toji and getou are so fucking special to me i'm so glad someone is as feral about them as i am

my thoughts on them below cut vvvv (read it i really went off here)

idk i just. sometimes i feel like tpg is just as much about parallels as it is about circles. it was due to toji's actions in killing riko that sent getou on his downward spiral in the first place -- so if that spiral is to be reversed, i don't think it can be done without toji, either. getou has a family, but what he doesn't have right now is guidance. the kind only a parent can provide. toji's had to humanize all his kiddos in different ways: maki was treated like trash and he had to prove to her that she had worth, gojo was treated like a god and toji had to convince him he was just a kid. getou is more complex because...on a surface level, he thinks he's a saint, but deep down he's convinced he's a monster. toji has to cut through both of those layers before he can help him heal. and getou is so so thrown off seeing toji with his former friends because, oh my god, here's this dude who's done horrible things, and they accepted him because he changed. it's this glimmer of hope getou doesn't want to admit exists: that if toji can change and be accepted into their lives despite his sins, can getou earn their love again, too? did he ever lose it?

and you're so right. toji may not know at this point exactly what he did, but eventually he will. there will be a point where he too will be convinced he's a monster because of his past and feel unworthy of his family's love. so what then?

i guess what i'm trying to say is, they were always going to need each other. no one else can understand them like they do one another. no one else can truly comprehend the weight of that eventual "oh god, what have i done" realization. toji's convinced that despite getou's actions, he deserves to be saved. in the end, there will be no one else other than getou who will be able to say, "if i deserve it, then you deserve it." im gonna fucking cry i love them

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can you write alpha kagami taiga x omega fem reader? reader went in heat? thanks!

Rating: Explicit, MDNI

Genre: Omegaverse AU (Alpha!Kagami, Omega!Reader)

Word Count: 3K

Warnings: 18+ Content, afab!reader, omega!reader, smut, heat sex, soft sex, knotting, minor manhandling, slight thigh riding, nipple play, praise, slight possessiveness, oral (f receiving), vaginal fingering, spanking, some dirty talk.

You woke to a soft fire burning through your body. It took a few kicks to throw off the blanket but eventually you managed to sit up and free yourself from the fabric. Sluggishly, you rolled to the edge of the mattress to pick up a water bottle and greedily drank down the cool water. As you gulped down the liquid, your other hand fished out your phone. The blue flashing light alerted you to the fact that you had a new message.

To: (Nickname)

From: Kagami

Time: 12:36

About to start next period xx Sorry if this wakes ypu

To: (Nickname)

From: Kagami

Time: 12:36

*you

To: (Nickname)

From: Kagami

Time: 12:36

How are you feeling?

To: (Nickname)

From: Kagami

Time: 12:37

Has your heat started? Tell me the moment it happens so I can come home to you!!

To: Kagami (｡>﹏<｡)

From: (Nickname)

Time: 12:37

I just woke up. Feeling a bit hot rn

To: Kagami (｡>﹏<｡)

From: (Nickname)

Time: 12:38

I'm fine though Alpha. heat's not starting just yet dw

To: Kagami (｡>﹏<｡)

From: (Nickname)

Time: 12:38

You focus on your classes, I'll be fine for the next few hours (=^-ω-^=)

You stared at your phone for a few more moments in case Kagami texted you back. When there was no new message, you looked up and surveyed the room. Your first heat with Kagami had been in the comfort of your house but interacting with your family after a few days of being Mated had been so embarrassing that you had spent the subsequent heats at Kagami's since he lived alone. His single bed had been an issue at first until Kagami had the idea of removing the mattress from the bed frame and placing it on the floor so neither of you would accidentally fall off the bed during Mating.

Your Alpha had woken up at 6:30 to get ready for school. As you were about to go into heat, you had decided against going to school today or yesterday. The tall Alpha had carried you from the bed to the sofa, cooked breakfast for you whilst you had snoozed on the couch and had placed the mattress onto his bedroom's floor for you to make a Nest on after he had left for school. Your inner Omega had made her distress over the separation of her Mate abundantly known but it was for the best that Kagami went to school. He could get the notes from the classes you would miss. Riko would also have both of your necks if Kagami's grades slipped any further.

Stepping out of your Nest, you paused long enough to pull your shorts off in an effort to cool down. You made your way to the kitchen, tugging the neckline of the shirt you were wearing up to your nose to inhale the scent of your Mate. Kagami's old jersey was so big it hung loosely on your frame. The cool gust of air from the fridge was a welcomed relief and you stood for a few seconds in front of the open fridge just letting it cool down your flushed body. Opening your eyes, you scanned the food on the shelves. A bento was placed on one of the lower shelves, your Alpha making sure it wasn't too high that you wouldn't be able to grab it. You smiled at his consideration and took the food out. Impatiently, you plucked out a tomato as you crossed the kitchen to grab chopsticks.

The food didn't take long to be consumed, your body gradually moving out of Preheat and into Heat. A Preheat was a period of time that lasted anywhere between five and fourteen days and allowed an Omega's body to prepare for their Heat. In that time, the Omega tended to build their Nests and eat more to stock up their energy reserves for the upcoming calorie-demanding Heat. It almost felt like Kagami had been in the kitchen for the seven days of your Preheat, cooking whatever food you had mentioned, even in passing. You placed the container and chopsticks into the sink, turning on the tap to wash them. Once they are placed on the side to dry, you turned the cold tap on and let the water run down your forearms to cool down a bit more. This was probably the worst part of a Heat, the transition into one was marked with feelings of being impossibly hot and clammy yet still being coherent and not aroused enough to only think about Mating. Knowing that there was little to do to combat the internal heat, you turned the tap off and moved to where Kagami kept his snacks and pulled out a bag of crisps. Knowing that your Alpha wanted you to eat as healthily as possible you stopped on your way out of the kitchen to grab a banana.

You glanced at the black TV screen, contemplating about sitting on the sofa and watching some old replays to pass the time until your Alpha came home. A glance at the furniture reminded you that you had grabbed the cushions earlier when you had built your Nest and had put them around the edge of the mattress to make your Nest a bit larger; something necessary when your Alpha was as large as Kagami. You contemplated whether it would still be comfortable to sit on the covered springs or on the armrests but eventually decided against it- whilst your scent wasn't rolling off of you just yet, it would still cling to the fabric for weeks and drive Kagami crazy.

Back in your Nest, you chirped in happiness when you saw your phone had a new message. Your Alpha had sent you a message informing you of the bento you had already eaten as well as advising you to stay hydrated and nourished. Purring at how attentive and caring your Alpha was, you sent a quick reply that you had eaten the bento and was drinking healthily. Tossing your phone to the edge of your Nest, you snuggled down in the fabrics, planning to take a nap. Preheat often made you feel sleepy and saving your energy for your actual Heat was always a good idea. When you pulled a blanket to cover just your legs, Kagami's scent wafted over to your keen nose. You smiled at the relaxing smell and closed your eyes.

When you awoke for the second time, you realised two things. One, you felt like there was an inferno raging in your body. And two, your Alpha was gently shaking you awake.

"Wake up, 'Mega, I think your Heat's started," Kagami spoke softly, his hand tracing down your cheek. A purr vibrated through your chest at the sight of him leaning over you. Without thinking, you reached your hand out to grasp the chain hanging from your mate's neck and used it to tug his face down to yours.

The first kiss was gentle, a light pressure on your lips as Kagami tried to convey the love he felt for you. The two of you separated for a few seconds before surging back, this time with greater intensity. Kagami's tongue swiped over your lips and you parted them, letting his tongue in. Kagami's tongue danced with yours before retreating back, his teeth softly grazing your lips as he pulled back.

"Alpha," you weakly moaned, thrusting your hips up. The male understood your non-verbal plea, moving quickly to grab your hips and pull them so your wet pussy was resting on his thick thigh. The small burst of pleasure from being both manhandled and having your clothed covered clit brushed against had keens and whines falling out of your swollen lips.

"Fuck, you look so good in my jersey," Kagami muttered, large hands roaming up your stomach and moving the shirt up to rest above your breasts. A throaty groan left him when he saw your braless chest. His thumb skimmed against one nipple, the stimulation enough to pebble it. Long fingers pinched your brown nipple before squeezing the flesh of your boob. Kagami leant down and kissed you, the need to be within you causing his kiss to become sloppy. Your head fell back from the simple pleasure from Kagami squeezing your left boob plus the tingles of heat that were firing from your core. In your desperation, you had begun to grind your soaked vagina against the meat of your Alpha's thigh. With your head titled back, Kagami took the opportunity to trail open-mouthed kiss from your lips to your neck, sucking on the skin long enough to cause purple flowers to bloom on your tanned skin. Wanting to really hear you, the Alpha scrapped his teeth over your Scent Gland where most Mating Marks were placed. The feeling had you moaning loudly.

"Off," you weakly tugged on the shirt that was hanging on his chest. Kagami scrambled to tear it off his frame, fingers fighting the buttons on his shirt. Once it was off, Kagami bent his arm to throw it somewhere else but aborted the action halfway. Instead, the Alpha offered the material to you. With a chirp, you took the material and buried your face into it, moaning as you were suddenly surrounded by his scent. Subdued for a few moments, Kagami took that time to rip off his white undershirt and pull his belt off.

"Alpha," you moaned, hips bucking up to rub your core against his thigh. The pleasure that coursed through you from the action had your eyes rolling back and thighs shaking.

"That's right, 'Mega, use me," Kagami muttered, large hands wrapping around your hips to pull you further down onto his thigh. The increase in friction against your clit had slick gushing out of your hole, your underwear completely destroyed. With Kagami's encouragement, you began to ride his thigh. Your low moans were the only things louder than the wet noises coming from where the two of you met. When Kagami squeezed your hips hard you had to stop your movements, your arousal so great you felt it would burn you.

"Such a pretty Omega," Kagami praised, looking down at you. You were such a beautiful sight, your hair a dark halo around your head. As much as Kagami loved seeing you in his clothes, his inner Alpha growling in pleasure at the blatant display of ownership- who owned who, Kagami couldn't even answer- the Alpha grabbed the edges of his jersey and pulled it over your neck. Knowing you would probably want it once Knotted, Kagami placed it to one side.

"I'm here, don't worry, I'm here," Kagami whispered, leaning over you. His hands roamed up your skin, spending a few minutes squeezing your breasts as he moved his thigh in time with your hips, and grabbed your hands that had twisted into his hair. With a growl, he pinned them to the mattress above your head.

"Keep them there, 'Mega," Kagami growled, your thighs clamping hard around his own at the sound. You let out a purr of obedience but Kagami squeezed your wrists one last time to make sure you got the message. Hands now free, Kagami ran them down the sides of your body before grabbing your pants and ripping them off. Your yip went unanswered as Kagami's hands grabbed your butt and pulled you up so he could feast on your pussy.

"Alphaaa," you moaned, grabbing the sheet to stop your hands from moving to your mate's head. Kagami licked one broad stripe up your vagina. He pressed a kiss against your clit hood, tongue dipping down to draw figures of eight on your clit. You couldn't help but press your hips further into his face, Kagami's hands squeezing your cheeks in encouragement. Moans poured out of the male's mouth as he sloppily ate you out. Your Alpha had made it clear early on that going down on you was almost as pleasurable to him as it was to you and would take an opportunity to pleasure you orally. Once the Alpha was sure that there would be a handprint on your left buttcheek, he moved his hand closer to your core. A finger slid through your folds, testing how wet you were. Even if you weren't in heat, under his tongue you would have still been soaked.

The pleasure that came from one of Kagami's fingers was enough for you to reach down and clench your fist into his hair. The Alpha chuckled at your impatience but didn't reprimand you for not listening to him. A second finger slipped in with the first one, curling in a come hither motion to rub against your g-spot. The added stimulation paired with the constant circling of his tongue on your clit was enough to send you over the edge. Your thighs clamped around his head, your legs trembling as your finish coursed through your entire body.

"Come back to me yet?" Kagami asked, popping his head up from where your thighs met. You could only hum in lieu of a reply; whilst it had taken the edge off of your heat, it had also taken some of your energy away. Your Alpha didn't wait for a reply, pressing kisses along your neck and clavicle, sucking areas of skin to add to the marks he had already created. When you felt ready you raked your fingernails down his broad back, the male bucking into your body at the pleasurable pain. Placing one last bite at the swell of your breast, Kagami pushed himself onto his hands and knees, freeing up one of his hands to gently guide you to Present. Your purr was loud once you were on your hands and knees under him, the Alpha behind you letting out his own chuff at how protected you felt under his large frame.

Feeling your heat's pull once more, you wiggled your butt at your Alpha to get him to move along. You were met with a spank that had your back arching.

"Patience," Kagami growled, eying how your cheek jiggled from the action. A part of him wanted to continue hitting you just to see the delectable sight but he could sense how your heat was beginning to become unbearable again. Grabbing the base of his dick, Kagami hissed at how sensitive he was. Unable to resist, the male pumped his shaft a few times but had to stop in fear of coming and knotting his hand. Shuffling closer to you so the backs of your thighs brushed against the front of his, he slowly pushed into your heat. Once fully in, Kagami had to stop and grab a hold of your hips, squeezing the flesh to prevent himself from coming. The feeling of your warm walls squeezing his cock was overwhelming.

"Alphaaaa," you whined, deepening the arch of your back. The Omega deep within you wanted to be knotted and bad. Kagami got the message though, pulling his hips back until only the tip was in and thrusting back in. The Alpha immediately set a brutal pace, hips slapping against yours as he drilled into you. Your eyes rolled back into your skull as you drowned in feeling so full. Kagami's cock was thick enough to give you a slight burn whenever he was fucking you, yet was still long enough to reach the deepest parts of your body.

Unable to keep you up, your arms collapsed and brought your chest to lie on the sheets of your nest. The new angle had Kagami's dick rubbing your g-spot, sending you even higher.

"Alphaaa... please, give it to mee... give me your knot," you begged under your breath, not even coherent enough to understand what you were babbling about.

"Don't worry, 'Mega, your Alpha's here. I'll give you what you want." Kagami pressed his chest to your back, circling one arm around your waist to rub your clit. Even though you had already orgasmed a few minutes beforehand, your heat had burnt its way through you again that you were teetering over the edge of the precipe; the stimulation just aided in bringing you closer to another climax. Kagami continued circling your nub, shudders raging through your entire body.

"Gonna... cum- fuck. You feel so so good. Good little 'Mega. Gonna f-fill you up and knot you. Want that, don't you? 'Mega wants my knot," Kagami panted into your ear, your pheromones intoxicating him to the point he didn't know what he was saying or what language he was speaking in. The feeling of his knot expanding and catching on your rim every time Kagami pulled back had your eyes squeezing shut. What pushed you over the edge was the sensation of Kagami biting at the junction of your neck. The tiny pricks of pain mixed with the immense pleasure Kagami was giving you had you throwing your head back and screaming as you came around his dick. The Alpha grunted as your walls squeezed around him, thrusting twice more before his hips stuttered to a stop and he released inside you, his knot tying you two together.

"Fuuuuuck," you moaned, stretching out to get more comfortable since Kagami's knot lasted at least thirty minutes. A hiss left your lips as the movement caused Kagami's dick to brush against your oversensitive walls. Kagami followed your body down, littering kisses along your shoulder blade.

"Feeling better?" Kagami asked, tracing circles into the skin of your stomach.

"Yeah, for now anyway," you replied, one arm reaching out to grab the undershirt that he hadn't thrown too far away from your nest. Too tired to shuffle into a position where you could get the shirt on, you buried your face into the material, a chirp rolling out of your lips as your inner Omega let her delight at being so close to her mate's scent known. Kagami pressed his chest to your back as you pillowed his shirt under your head and closed your eyes for a well deserved short nap with your mate.

[narumi-gens]

top five jjk characters you’d like to make breakfast for

Anon, thank you for this because I seriously want to turn this into a short drabble series for all of these hcs and call it “The Breakfast Club” so maybe I’ll just work on that this week.

Top 5 jjk characters that I would like to make breakfast for:

1.Geto - (I tried to write a small drabble for this to include on this list but it was becoming so long that I definitely need to make this into a series.) 

It’s coming up on a year since Riko’s murder, and for the past couple of months, you’ve really been watching Geto, worrying about him. He always looks tired. He’s losing weight. He’s slowly closing himself off. So, one morning you go to your favorite bakery and order a box of the most unhealthy breakfast pastries that they sell -- ones that are sure to help him in putting back on the weight that he’s been losing. 

You hate to knock on the door to his room in case he’s sleeping and you’re disturbing his much-needed rest, but from the bags under his eyes and the waxy pallor of his skin, he’s probably not getting any. When he opens the door, you simply smile at him and hold out the pink box. He looks at it in surprise before he lifts his eyes to meet yours and the warmth you find in them -- warmth that hasn’t been there in months -- has your heart racing in your chest. 

“I got breakfast,” you offer, your voice slightly breathless. In lieu of an answer, Geto simply gives you an affectionate smile and opens the door further, inviting you in in more ways than just one. 

2. Gojo - (Another one that I tried to shorten as much as possible to fit in this list but will definitely need to go in a drabble series.)

One morning, you’re in such a good mood that you decide to make pancakes to share with Gojo. You’re about halfway through, a small stack of perfectly golden pancakes sitting on a plate on the counter and the mixing bowl filled with batter now half empty, when Gojo stumbles into the kitchen to find you. You never realized that he had a domestic kink until he finally interrupts you, lifting you onto the counter, pulling down your underwear and tossing them over his shoulders onto the kitchen floor, and burying his face between your thighs. 

You try to protest, “Satoru! The stove! The pancakes!” but it’s all for show, your actions speaking much louder as you bury your hands in his hair and tug his face closer, your hips undulating to match the perfect rhythm of his mouth and tongue. He’s worked you right to the edge of your orgasm, your toes beginning to curl and your breath coming in uneven gasps of his name.

You’re right there, when a loud, shrill beeping cuts through your pleasure. Your eyes fly open to see that the kitchen is filling with smoke and you shove Gojo out from between your legs, panicking as you race to remove the pan -- and the pancake that’s now burnt to a crisp -- from the stove. 

You pout as you turn on the tap and pour cold water into the pan, Gojo laughing the entire time. He wraps his arms around your waist from behind and places a kiss on your cheek -- his mouth still wet and slightly sticky.

“I burnt the pancake,” you whine.

“It’s okay, your pussy makes a much better breakfast than any pancake,” he assures you.

3. Nanami - Nanami is such a foodie that making him breakfast is something that you plan for weeks. You want to impress him. You want to make him a breakfast that looks so beautiful that he’ll post it on the secret foodie Instagram account he has that has over 50,000 followers. Your efforts are rewarded twofold. First, with the loving smile he gives you when he says the spread that you’ve laid out for him on the table. Second, and more importantly honestly, when you receive a notification later that morning that you’ve been tagged in a new photo.

4. Tsumiki and Megumi - (This is technically two characters, but I’m counting it as one because I want to make both of them breakfast together.) Imagine you live next door to Megumi and Tsumiki. You’ve never seen their parents around and you find yourself worried every time you saw Megumi walking around with a backpack that’s almost as big as him and Tsumiki having to act older than her age. And so you always stop by in the mornings before they can leave for school and ask if they’ve had breakfast yet. Megumi always scowls and begins to protest that they don’t need charity but you’re quick to assure him that eggs were on sale this week and you don’t want them to go bad, sharing a knowing look with Tsumiki the entire time.

5. Ino - The morning after the first time you finally get to fuck Ino, you want to surprise him with breakfast. Unfortunately, you can’t cook to save your life. So you decide on something simple -- an omelette. That can’t be too hard. Or at least, that’s what you thought before you ended going through almost a dozen eggs and ending up with a pile of burnt, dried-out mess every time. You only have two eggs left. You resort to pulling up a tutorial on YouTube. You jump and drop your phone into the sink when you hear Ino’s sleepy voice asking you what you’re doing. You look from where he’s standing in bedroom doorway, wearing only his boxer briefs and his hair a mess, to the last two eggs on your counter. You make the split-second decision that the solution to your omelette problem is to take Ino back to bed and take your time fucking him slowly until it’s time for lunch. 

[rootin-tootin-cum-shootin]

Dating Headcanons for Aomine and Kagami

In honour of my dear friend Jackie @todorokibois​ finishing her rewatch of Kuroko no Basket, and the accompanying Ace Brainrot she has as a result, I have made this. Is it stupid long? Yes. Did I have fun making it? Yep! Am I going to have her screaming at me tomorrow? Absolutely! Anyway! Enjoy this monster of a headcanon folks!

Aomine Daiki x gn!reader x Kagami Taiga

Wordcount: 2,540

Kinda an awkward fellow at first

He has the emotional awareness of a brick wall so he's not exactly the most in tune with his or others feelings

It would take quite a bit for him to even realize he has feelings for you

Oh man but once he does?

All those feelings he was denying or ignoring hit him hard and all at once

As if Daiki got hit by a bus (a bus made of feelings)

Once he has acknowledged that he likes you

Well, then he gets a little more awkward

Because he has no real clue what he is doing

He has asked Momoi about what he should do, considering she's the more emotionally aware one of the pair

But her suggestions largely consist of classic and almost stereotypical wooing gestures

So with her generic advice in mind

He will buy you flowers and ask you if you would meet him for coffee at "that one place you say you like"

(Like he totally doesn't remember the exact name, location and your regular order after you mentioned it a couple times)

Once you'd get there he would have your drink already ordered, with a nice snack for you there too

And as you sit down to chat and eat, he would hand you a nice bouquet of your favourite flowers

And ask you if you would like to go on a date with him sometime

If you don’t want to see a flustered Daiki, don't mention how this meetup for coffee could be a date.

He will have steam coming out of his ears, because he will internally malfunction.

Daiki will actually be genuinely suave once he figures out he doesn't need to be so performative all the time

You like him for him, not because he acts like a character from a shojo

Honestly there's nothing he enjoys more in this relationship then getting to see you smile

Listens to you so well, he is always attuned to you.

He will play every gift he gives you off as if he didn't remember you talk about how much you loved that piece jewellery because it reminded you of something a character wore in a few episodes of your favourite childhood cartoon one time 2 months ago

And he definitely didn't pick up extra jobs in order to get the cash to pay for it

No way, it was completely a coincidence.

As you may have guessed, the ever blunt and arrogant Aomine Daiki's love language is gift giving

He just wants to see you smile

And if making or buying you a little trinket just because it reminded him of you will do that then so be it

Daiki would honestly pay any amount of money or spend any amount of time if it meant he could make sure you felt loved

Dates are often spent with the two of you just chilling around the house

Netflix and take out on the couch while you wear your PJs? His favourite way to spend a Friday off

Dates where he tries to make you dinner from scratch? Yes please, he wants to impress you through your taste buds. (Which doesn't always work the way he wants)

But he does love to take you out for lunch or dinner

He will offer to pay for everything anytime you go out

Speaking of paying even if you insist on going Dutch

He is absolutely going to attempt to pay before you can even get your wallet out

It honestly becomes a game for you two to see who can pay for dinner first.

The only time he actually lets you pay on a date if say you're going to be driving some distance for a special date

Then he's chill if you pay for the snacks while he pumps gas on your way to that festival in the next city over you both wanted to attend.

He tries so hard to be a gentleman around you

You make him more humble, and he wants to be the best version of himself possible for you. Because you make him want to put in the effort to better himself.

But all that goes out the window the moment you attend one if his games

Then his usual attitude gets even worse, he becomes an actual monster when he plays on the days you watch

The pride he feels when winks at you as he scores the final basket of the games.

Its subtle but its his way of saying "See that babe? That was for you"

This man also lives for post games smooches

His team hates it (they're jealous because you two are so damn cute)

But he will always press his forehead to yours, and ask breathlessly if he can kiss you

Once you say yes, he leans in slow and with a ghost of an I love you resting on his tongue shows you just how he feels

His hands steady on your waist, holding you close as his lips press against yours and takes your breath away. The way you some how always manage to take his away every time he looks at you

When he pulls away for a breath, your noses touching, your lips still millimeters apart, he will tell you that he loves you

All in all, he may not know exactly what he's doing, but man is Aomine Daiki in deep. He wants nothing more than to be the light in your life that you've become for him. Please take care of this Ace's heart, he's trying his best for you.

Taiga is genuinely intense when he likes you

To the point where the moment he knows he likes you, you know too

Now to other people they may think its embarrassing, but he honestly doesn't care

Once Taiga's sure of his feelings for you the man could care less if other people knew

Because why should he hide away how he feels for the sake of other people

Arm wrapped around your shoulder as you walk beside him

Always offering to help you out even if it makes him go far out of his way

Actually telling you straight to your face that he's doing all these things because he has feelings for you and wants you to reciprocate them

Taiga really can be a tactless dumbass sometimes but, hey at least its cute how he's trying to woo you

He wouldn't immediately ask you out though

No he saves that for when he's sure you reciprocate those feelings

Because let's face it, if Taiga likes you, you're most likely already his friend

So when he attempts to pursue you romantically, it is literally everything you could want

He'd honestly know just how to not only fulfill the things he knows you want and even daydreamer about having in a partner while still making it genuine to who he is as a person

Now his love language is absolutely Quality time

So when you two are hanging out together, you have his undivided attention

Taiga honestly would schedule time in his training regiment's schedule when he's preparing for tournaments

Even if its just a 30 minute phone call

He sticks to it

And when you do start dating, he ensures that you go out on a date once every two weeks, minimum

Stay in dates are accepted and appreciated

In fact it was on one of those stay in dates where he asked you to be his significant other

He also texts you quite a bit

Even if its just to say "I know you're busy but make sure you remember to stay hydrated"

Or to send you a cute picture of #2

When you do go out, its usually to do some fun or spontaneous event

A pottery class? Sure why not

Rock climbing at a gym? Let's try it out, maybe you'll even catch each other falling so you can make a corny ass joke

A Tango class? Why not! It could even help with his footwork in basketball

Taiga just wants to spend time with you so he s down to try anything you want at least once

So as long as you're excited for it he'd be happy to accompany you

Even if its just to go get groceries.

He's not terribly jealous by himself, but sometimes if you're out on a date and he's feeling like he hasn't seen you enough in recent weeks

He might steal your attention back from whomever you were speaking with.

Will take you to professional level basketball games

Heck one time you two went to see the Harlem Globetrotters and it was one of the best nights of his life

The both of you were amazed by the tricks and laughing along with the jokes.

You both even got a signed ball after one of trick shots ricocheted off the rim of the basket hit him on the head.

You two have a custody agreement for that ball by the way

But hey that was the risk of sitting court side, and at least it was a great memory

By the time you two left the gym, your cheeks hurt from smiling so widely

And as you two discussed the event as you walked back to his car, the streetlights hitting your face just right

In that moment he realized that he was absolutely and intensely in love with you.

It was honestly really sweet. But did he tell you how he was feeling? N o p e

But speaking of basketball

You are invited to every single one of his games

He wouldn't be mad if you couldn't come to every one, but he hopes that you would come support him at his big tournament games

On the days you go, he plays about 1000 times better

Riko loves those days because he listens to her and the Hyuga when they propose strategies without complaint

She especially likes it because he never loses when you show up

Yes she does ask you to go to every game and practice Seirin has.

And after every game, he takes you out for dinner. Even if its just at a 24 hour fast food joint. You two share a meal after each and every game you attend

He honestly looks forward to those times more than the actual games sometimes

Taiga isn't the type for extreme PDA but you bet your ass he loves to kiss you

No matter where you are, if you’re out together, he's giving you kisses

His hands resting on your cheeks, delicately stroking your skin with his thumbs

As he tenderly presses his lips to yours, passion and adoration oozing from his kiss

Because even though he has a hard time saying how much he loves you

The emotions he can't quite find the right words to say all come through with every press of his lips against your skin

All in all, dating Taiga would be fantastic, he's caring, considerate and always confident in both you and the relationship.

Now let's start off by saying Taiga becomes so much more jealous when he realizes Daiki is also pursuing you

The pair immediately turn it into a competition

If one of them buys you lunch, the next day the other is taking you for an expensive dinner

Taiga asking you to go to one of his games again? Sorry Daiki already asked you to go to his on that day

Daiki asking if you wanted to watch a movie at his place? Nope! Taiga bought & gifted you tickets for the concert your favourite band was putting on and had asked you to go with him months ago

Lord help you if they're playing against each other

Both will show off to the point its detrimental to their teams

You thought they were intense before? HAH! The tension between them is almost crushingly heavy now

(There's a reason for that) They bet that whoever won would be the only one to take you out for a month and the other person can't even ask.

Yes that bet is dumb

Yes their coaches kicked their asses for how they're behaving

After that they realize that maybe they shouldn't fight over you like you were a prize to be won

Because they both notice how much seeing each other fight like that hurts not just their relationships with you

But how it hurts, you in general

So with heavy and begrudging hearts they set their romantic rivalry aside

And come to you hearts in their hands and ask you if you'd give them both a chance

Because they recognize that at this point, if you haven't picked one of them

You probably aren't going to choose just one of them

And they would be damned if you chose to just walk away because of how they were acting

So after some explanations of their jealousy towards the other boy on their parts

And you willing to forgive their weirdness

You are now the happy owner of not one puppy of an Ace as a boyfriend.

But two doting Ace boyfriends!

Their individual relationships with you are mostly the same as above

But there are a few throuple dates, where you all go do something together

Heck sometimes the boys will do something without you and have little boys dates

By god can they be protective of you

Creepy old man staring at you? Taiga and Daiki are already glaring at him like nobody's business

Getting hit on and are uncomfortable? Daiki is dragging the person outside to beat the shit out of them while Taiga makes sure you're okay and feeling safe

They actually make a great team in terms of the relationship. Working in tandem to make sure you're happy, healthy, safe and feeling loved

The cuddle piles you find yourself in, are exquisite

Your back smooshed against Taiga's chest and Daiki's head resting on the top of your head while he holds you tightly

Who needs a blanket anymore? Certainly not you my dear, you have two very hot Aces to keep you warm now!

And you bet your ass those two will eventually end up kissing each other

Because well their competitive spirit towards each other never truly went away

Now their competitions look more like "who can kiss our significant other more"

(BTW the score for that one is Daiki III Taiga II, because Taiga fell asleep 3 hours before you and Daiki did the last time they played that game. Taiga still hasn't forgiven his brain for that)

The boys eventually come to terms with the fact that they think the other is hot, and sometimes (ie. Most times) they want to kiss.

They will absolutely deny it if asked by anyone but you. Because they don't mind you seeing them smooch, because then you may join them in the makeout session.

They may say they're as straight as an arrow, but every arrow has some flexibility to it under the right circumstances.

All in all its actually a really healthy poly relationship, once they get their heads out of their own butts that is

[thejostenator]

The Foxhole Cinema: Chapter Fourteen

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Wymack turned his glare on Allison, who had settled back into her chair to watch the drama unfold.

“Get your ass up," he growled. "You can go cover Neil’s shift."

“There’s no way in hell that I’m missing this,” Allison replied with a lazy wave of her hand.

Wymack grunted and pointed to the door. “You're not in hell- you're in my Cinema, so you can do as I say."

Allison raised a thin eyebrow. "Your Cinema isn't hell? That's news to me."

Andrew snorted and Wymack whipped around to face him. "You're in no position to laugh right now- don't think I've forgotten you."

"I didn't think that at all, Coach," Andrew said, "I'm just enjoying the last minutes of my life before you end it."

Alison scoffed. "It'll take more than that to bring you down, monster. You're tough as fucking nails."

"You're right, Allison," Andrew said slowly, running a hand along his armbands. "So maybe you'll listen when I tell you that you're covering for Neil."

Allison huffed. "Not you too, monster. Just when I thought you were on my side."

"This isn't a negotiation," Wymack said, "Consider it payback for dumping everything on him yesterday."

Allison remained stubbornly in her seat, refusing to waver under Wymack’s icy gaze, although her eyes flickered to Andrew, watching his every move carefully. Neil recognised her behaviour in himself- she was distancing herself from a potential threat.

“I think it really would be best for you if you left now," Renee said sweetly, and that seemed to be the final straw for Allison, who rose with a sound Neil could only describe as an indignant squawk and stalked across the room, fixing Wymack with a death glare as she did. When she finally left, she slammed the door hard enough to shake the frame and rattle the walls.

“So,” Wymack said after a few seconds, “Now that’s taken care of, the phone call?”

Andrew shrugged. “How should I know what Bee said to you?”

Wymack raised a bushy eyebrow. “I’m sure you can make an educated guess, Minyard.”

Andrew shrugged. When Neil saw the look of palpable fury on Wymack's face, etched into the lines of his skin, pulling his eyebrows down and simmering like fire in his eyes, he took a tentative step back. He would make an effort with him for Abby’s sake, but that didn’t mean he needed to put himself between Andrew and Wymack like a human shield, not when the older man's every movement echoed Nathan’s own, not when Andrew was hopefully skilled enough with the knives in his armbands to use them if worst came to worst. Andrew didn't seem like someone who was all talk, and Neil had met a few people like them. Some of his Mother's contacts had pushed for a higher price than reasonable for fake IDs, but in the end, Mary always pushed harder.

“The Oasis, Andrew,” Wymack said when it was clear that was as much as Andrew was going to deign to respond. “I knew your self-preservation skills were limited at fucking best, but I didn’t realise you were enough of a fuckhead to break into somewhere there was a high chance the Moriyamas were involved.”

"They were involved," Andrew answered. "Moreau was there, as well as Riko."

"And that's supposed to make me feel better?" Wymack scoffed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Hell, you've just made everything hundreds of times worse."

"It's better to see the threats than be left wondering if they're even there," Neil replied, another one of his mother's gems falling from his mouth before he could reign himself in.

“Neil,” Wymack turned to him as if seeing him for the first time in their conversation, “You look like shit.”

“I’ve been made aware,” Neil said drily.

“I don’t mean in the way Allison probably harped on about,” Wymack replied, “I mean as in it looks like you’ve been put through a ringer by all this. I would have thought you were smarter than letting Minyard drag you in there, especially when you had a pretty big reaction to the whole mafia thing.”

Andrew didn’t move to correct Wymack and tell him that Neil had been the one spurring them on, so Neil took his lead and didn’t either, shuffling awkwardly where he stood. Taking his silence as an answer- a lie by omission, Neil thought vaguely- Wymack turned to Renee.

“Renee,” he said, “I thought you of all people would have known better.”

Renee fixed him with an intense gaze. It fell short of being a glare, but it certainly wasn’t passive either. “I either went with them or let them go entirely without supervision. Surely you can understand the decision I made.”

Wymack paused, considering. “You’re excused,” he said finally, “but don’t think I’m leaving you with them again.”

Renee nodded. “I expected as much,” she said, “But don’t worry. We’ve already discussed this, and have come to the agreement nothing like this is going to happen again.”

“I should hope so,” Wymack said. “Now, do I need to place you on house arrest to make sure you’re not idiots again, or can I let you go and trust you’ll come back after the day’s over for our emergency meeting?”

“Don’t use pig terms, Coach,” Andrew said drily, “I might lose my respect for you.”

“That wasn’t an answer, Minyard,” Wymack sighed. “Don’t make me choose for you.”

“You don’t need to keep us under lock and key, but I think we’ve all had enough excitement for one day,” Neil said, stressing excitement in a way that he hoped made it clear it wasn’t quite literal. “I’m staying here. Should I take back over from Allison?”

Wymack snorted. “She needs to learn a lesson, so no. But if you’re hoping to relax here, you’re out of luck. Hemmick’s getting off in a minute, and there’s no way he won’t come to chat.”

“Joy,” Andrew said. “I’m sure I’ll be able to contain him.”

“I don’t think anyone can contain that little fucker,” Wymack said, almost fondly, and left the room.

Andrew paused, as if wondering whether he should leave Neil alone with Renee, before evidently deciding it was fine (which it wasn't) and followed Wymack from the Break Room.

“New clothes draw attention?” Renee asked softly once it was just the two of them, sitting down on the couch and patting the spot next to her in an invitation to sit next to her. Despite the action being basically the same thing Abby had done last night, it was infinitely less comforting now.

Neil sat on one of the chairs opposite the couch. Renee smiled simply and took the rejection in her stride because of course she did. Was Little Miss Perfect angered by anything? The only emotion Neil had seen her display other than the tranquillity he was starting to suspect was her neutral state was the quiet judgement and vague disapproval she had displayed in the Oasis, as well as masked concern for Moreau.

“I’m not having this conversation with you,” Neil said, “Not now and not ever.”

“But you will have it with someone?” Renee asked.

“Someday,” Neil said stiffly.

“Then that’s enough for me,” Renee said, and she rose slowly, leaving the room. She paused in the doorway. "I'll see you later, Neil."

"See you then," Neil said, and Renee slipped away, closing the door gently behind her.

Barely a second later, Andrew returned with the battered copy of Watership Down from the Lost Property under his arm. Without so much as a glance in Neil's direction, he settled down on one of the chairs and flicked open to a dog-eared page.

“Wasn’t that in the lost property box?” Neil asked.

Andrew looked up at him, eyebrows drawn together in another Andrew expression Neil hadn't learnt to interpret yet. “Yes.”

Neil was about to press for more answers when Nicky burst through the door and threw himself down on the sofa.

"Neil!" He cried. "You're back!"

"I am," Neil nodded. "Hello, Nicky."

"You remember my name!" Nicky grinned.

"I'm new, not stupid," Neil said, but Nicky had already moved the conversation on, babbling about his day at a million miles an hour. Neil knew in that instant that he had no hope of unwinding at all before the end of the day, so he settled in for a long afternoon of being talked at.

[kevinexyqueen]

An fanfic where Neil starded working for the Hatfords after his mom died but he is already dating Andrew and join the foxes anyway

so, andrew and neil meet in juvie when neil was like 14

he stayed there for 3 or 4months while his mother worked some things out

and there he bonded with andrew, told him some trues (he was 14 he was not thar good at keeping secrets yet) , they make a deal, a lot of drama etc etc

and then he has to break out from the place and andrew is like

" i'm going with you"

"no, you're not"

"yes, i am"

andrew can be fucking stubborn so yeah he goes with neil

(he already knows about aaron is a way to put more distance between them)

mary is pissed off, but andrew knows to much and she was not about to kill him

and she sees the way that andrew protect neil so in the end andrew stays with them

is not like someone will put real effort in looking for a foster kid

so she shows andrew how to use a knife (I think she didn't stop teaching neil, is a too valuable habilit)

and also a gun, and i have a headcanon that Andrew is just awful with it, and neil loves to make fun of him

anyway, they protect each other, kill some people, fall in love, learns russian, spar together, normal teenager stuffs

mary does not know, andrew doesn't like her but he doesn't kill her because he knows she is the only reason neil is still alive

they started dating after a year since they meet, so neil was 15 and andrew 16

idk neils/nathaniels age makes me confuse

also, andrew convinces neil to play exy without she knowing

(btw i forgot to mention neil was stefan when thet meet and alex when seattle happens)

and well like a just said Seattle happens

and after that neil can't just keep running, he won't be responsible for Andrew death as well

sooo, yep he calls stuart

Stuart tells them all the moriyamas bullshit, etc etc

they go to the FBI, neils is officially neil abraam josten, Andrew becames andrew minyard etc

after that andrew goes to live with aaron and Neil goes to england, it was safer that way for both of them

STUART KILLS NATHAN/LOLA YEAHH

continuing, they keep dating, long distance and all, andrew goes to england every month at least and do little jobs for neil's family

neil only do some translation works and he is pretty good at making deals (the irony) so he deals with a lot of other mobs family's and is like a lot people think he should become head of the family but that's a long history

anyway, all the canon shit with Andrew happens the same way, Tilda, Nicky, he turning down the ravens and he join the foxes

but he has some Hatford people watching over him so he doesn't beat all those man alone and doesn't take his meds (just needs to see a therapist for a couple of years)

even with all the Mafia shit neil still plays exy and he is better than he is in canon since he have been practicing with andrew for a few years (and also he spars with andrew so hr is a wayyyy better fighter and he also uses the knifes cause of andrew insistence and again all the mafia shit)

anyway, the Hatfords know about them but Andrew's family/the foxes (same thing, no?) doesn't

they come with a plan to take down the moriyamas and i have that in my head but don't know how to explain

but neils deals with a lot of mafia family's right? so like if the moriyamas kill him the Hatfords and idk the chinese as well will take revenge, and the moriyamas would loose since they are dealing with a war in japan and kengo is in hospital, nathan is dead etc etc

so, too much trouble to kill neil, so neil makes a peace offer with ichirou that while he is in the eau he won't kill him or the other foxes

so like, if rikos touches them he will be carving his own grave, and thats the whole point, cause Kevin's hand proven that riko's doesn't have any self control so the fucking plan is making riko angry

and we all know how good neil is at this, andrew is not happy

so yeah, neil needs to join some exy team and of course he will join the foxes because his bf right

NOW EVERYONE FINDING OUT ABOUT NEIL

because like, they are together for years, and not as much hurt as they are in canon, they didn't feel the need to tell anyone but they also doesn't care to hide and yes they hold hand in public and things like this

now neil only come on the same day the upperclassmen return cause there was no need for him to come early

so, like a hour before the reunion in the lounge andrew is like hey everybody in the car now or you're walking

and everyone is like ???? especially when andrew makes kevin go in the backseat

and he goes to the airport and nobody understands nothing, until neil comes

and he just completely ignores everyone im the backseat (yes even Kevin) and looks at andrew >that way< and andrew is a man in love, so he leans and gives neil a quick kiss and neil smiles at him and with a fucking soft voice says "hey baby"

andrew did not blush

anyway they started driving and andrew has his hand on neils leg and aaron, nicky and kevin are just fucking shook, they have no reaction at all, no words nothing because WTF

so when neils turns and says "hey guys, i'm neil" and is meet with three shocked faces staring at him he is trying so hard not to laugh and just goes "are you all okay"

nicky's is the first to recover and well... nicky... "ANDREW, WTF, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WHY DIDN'T U TOLD US, WHAT ABOUT REENE, WHAT"

andrew ignores him and turns on the radio, neil lights a cigarette and they start talking in russian

aaron doesn't say a word

anyway, neils fly was a little late so they're the last ones at the stadium

so when they enter the lounge and andrew is waking with some scary dude (because yeah neil can be pretty and scary) and when they sit in the sofa with thights to shoulders touching everyone is like what the fucking hell

aaron and nicky find some other place to sit, neil does some remark and they start talking in russian and yeah they don't know if they should ignore or no

until dan breaks the spell by asking since when andrew speaking russian and andrew just look at her completely bored until neil answers her

after that wymack (which as always is so fucking done) asks if they have some more languages to show off or if they could start

they both deadpan "yes there is" but are ignored

anyway during the reunion some try to ask questions but wymack stops them and neil and andrew just glare at the person and that's enough to make they shut up

until Aaron makes some shitty remark about both of them in german and neil goes to protective mood and roast aaron in the same language

nicky has to stop aaron from punching Neil (and andrew won the bet he made with Stuart about someone trying to punch neil before neil punches someone

and again wymack is so done

and then they break the news about the ravens coming south

which andrew and neil already know because Hatfords

andrew is still pissed off at kevin

and then neils says (on purpose) something about the moriyamas and everyone is staring at him like????

and the he just smile a little >that smile< and says "you really don't remember me kevin"

he wasn't wearing contacts or anything like that so Kevin's recognizes him

it's caos

but i'm to tired to keep writing sorry

[ryqoshay]

Promptober-2021: Putting on Hairs: Infinight

Mentioned Pairings: NicoMaki, NozoEli, AiRina, YohaRiko Words: 677 Rating: G Prompt: Midnight Parent Fic: Putting on Hairs Time Frame: ???

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Author’s Note: Entry for Oct 20th’s prompt

Summary: Nozomi is at it again, but this time...

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“A’ the shro’e a midnigh’…”

“Nope!” Nico clamped a hand over Nozomi’s mouth. “No more drunk casting for you! Eli, I told you we should have cut her off two drinks ago.”

“I know, I’m sorry.” Eli apologized. “I didn’t know the bartender was being so generous with the amount of alcohol in her cocktails.”

“The booze was already bought and paid for by Mari, of course she’s being generous. And she’s probably making good tips because of it.”

“Sha dhse will ch’nge!” Nozomi slurred, having managed to pull Nico’s hand away just enough with one hand while wiggling the fingers of the other as though casting.

“The what will change?” Nico began to glance around the room. “Everyone still in their own bodies?”

“I think I’m fine?” Maki patted herself down.

“You’re always fine, Maki-chan.” Nico winked at her girlfriend before giggling as the redhead blushed at the unexpected compliment.

“Ah shed the date will shange…” Nozomi managed to enunciate date clear enough to be understood this time.

A collective sigh of relief was breathed by those around the talent agent.

“Here, Nozomi” Eli said, handing a glass to her girlfriend “have some water.”

“Vodka?” Nozomi perked up. “Yesh pleash.”

“No, it’s actual water. But drink up, please.”

Nozomi muttered a grudging thanks and complied.

“Uhm…” Maki spoke up. “I know this might sound strange, but anyone else getting a sense of déjà vu?”

“What do you mean?” Nico asked.

“Like we’ve done this before.”

“I know what déjà vu means, Maki-chan, I’m not an idiot.”

“I didn’t say you were, this time, I just have this nagging feeling like we’ve done this before.”

“Hrm…”

“It’s like trying to remember a dream.” Maki placed a hand to her temple. “But I think Honoka is going to slip and dump a tray of food on Yoshiko.”

Nico chuckled. “Honoka trips sometimes. And of course, Yoshiko’s bad luck would have it affect her.”

“But it spooks Riko, who spills her drink on Yoshiko as well.” Eli added.

“And Riko get spooked easily.” Nico continued to dismiss. “And as I’ve already said about Yo…”

“Kya! Look out!”

“Geh!?”

“Y-Yocchan! I’m so sorry!”

Three voices could be heard amid the clattering of a catering tray.

The three sober women, or at least more sober than the other, turned to see the scene just described.

“Mashi-‘an! Elishi!” Nozomi laughed. “You c’n predic’ sha fu’cha!”

“It’s not the future.” A pink haired young woman said, approaching the group. “It’s a causality loop.”

“So you’re stuck in it too?” Nico asked. “How can you be certain of the loop?”

“The chronometer in my board is powered by a void shard,” Rina explained “making it not only the most accurate time piece in the universe, but also immune to the effects of time loops, among other manipulations of time, both natural and unnatural. I have had to recalibrate it each loop to ensure accurate readings relative to our perceptions. We are on loop 47, by the way.”

“What?” Three women said in unison.

Nozomi giggled.

“Is there anything you can do, Rina?”

“My Rinari c’n do anythin’!” A blonde suddenly declared before draping herself over the shorter girl.

“I have been performing calculations.” Rina stated unphased by her girlfriend’s antics. “However, before each loop ends, I must upload the data to the next loop. Then, before I can resume, I must download the data. Each time, the data packet gets bigger and the time I must spend transmitting is increased. If I do not find a solution, I will eventually run out of calculation time.”

Nico sighed. “So, it’s up to us to convince Nozomi to fix things on her own?”

“Perhaps.”

Nico, Maki and Eli turned to find a passed out Nozomi. In their efforts to rouse the meddlesome caster, nobody thought to track the time.

23:59:56

23:59:57

23:59:58

23:59:59

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“A’ the shro’e a midnigh’…”

“Nope!” Nico clamped a hand over Nozomi’s mouth. “No more drunk casting for you! Eli, I told you we should have cut her off two drinks ago.”

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Author’s Note Continued: Geez, if only I knew the prompts in advance, I’d’ve written some of my entries differently. How many have I written thus far that take place at night?

Anyway, I had fun with drunk casting Nozomi the last time with the Body Swap prompt, so I figured I’d try it again this time. And I’d like to think it turned out alright.

Maybe a future prompt will allow me to resolve the issue, but for now a hint at my plans as already been made.

[yocchannk]

If you are still alive can i request a yohariko 7 minutes in heaven? Yohane dom ofc

*i had to search up what 7mih was lol

setting: in university/college

ages: 15-20

Aqours looked on curiously at the beer bottle in front of them. 

“Uh, Mari..” Kanan said questioningly. “Are we playing Truth or Dare or somethin’?” Mari grinned, “Why no~ We’re in college, Kanan, we don’t play such baby games.” She said as if it were obvious. Dia puffed “Whatever you have in store will be worse..” “Aww you’re no fun Dia~” Mari stuck her tongue out, teasingly.

“What are we playing then?” Chika asked, toying with her braid boredly. “I think I know...” Yoshiko grumbled, laying down tiredly. “I don’t get enough sleep to deal with your shit...” You laughed, “Now now Yohane, no need to be a debbie downer.” She said to Yoshiko.

“The last time we played this you always rigged the game anyways, Mari! It’s no fair!” The other girls looked questionably at Riko who whined like a little girl, all thinking the same thing, “You’re gonna ruin my manicure.” Mari rolled her eyes at the second year. “Riko, why don’t you take care of the sleepy demon over there for a change.” The golden eyed groaned, walked over to the grumpy fallen angel, and sat on her.

“Get off me.” Yoshiko glared at Riko.

“I’m sorry, I don’t talk to weirdos.” Riko flaunted haughtily, paying more attention to her pink nails than the girl she sat on.

Yoshiko pushed her torso up, being the more well built person, easily sliding Riko into her lap for a change. “Shut it, bitch.” “Why don’t you do that yourself, idiot?”. The two glared at each other, then started arguing and cussing each other out.

Hanamaru and Ruby stared smugly. “They look like girlfriends!” “Yoshiko doesn’t even notice the position they’re in zuraa~” They murmured to each other, giggling. The other second years sighed, “What happened to the old Riko?!” Chika shouted, though Riko herself didn’t hear. “I know right?! This Riko is so mean!!” You screamed in equal exasperation, dramatically.

“I bet she just wants to impress Yohane, with all her make up and fashion trends.” Kanan teased, which Dia, surprisingly, nodded in agreement to. “Yesterday on campus I saw her mocking and arguing with a girl who just touched Yoshiko the other day. When did Riko become such an attention hog.. She was doing so well too..” Dia sighed. 

Unfortunately, Riko just barely overheard, and spun around to face them, not making much effort to get out of Yoshiko’s lap. “I am not trying to impress this freak.” She said, though her red ears showed otherwise. “I bumped into that girl and she spilled her drink on my shoes, she deserved it.” She smiled, almost believing she had won already. “That girl was Ayumu, excuse me. She has a name.” Yoshiko said matter of factly. 

Riko cocked her head around, her jaw clenched and her smile from earlier far more fake now. “So? Is she your girlfriend or some shit?” Riko said coldly, emphasizing the word girlfriend. Yoshiko looked confused, “Wait, what? When did I say that?” She asked, looking at the redhaired for answers.

She fumed furiously, either from anger or complete embarrassment for revealing her true thoughts to the minor. “Can we just play the stupid game already?” Riko asked aggressively, dodging the question. 

It worked, as Mari immediately sat down and clapped her hands promptly. “That’s right! We’re playing a game!” She remembered, to which the others rolled their eyes at. “The game is called 7 Minutes in Heaven! Basically we spin the bottle twice, and whoever it lands on has to go into the closet over there,” Mari pointed at the large closet that just barely would be enough to fit two people. “and stay in there for exactly 7 minutes, you can do whatever, like kissing.. Or making out..” She threw a look at her fellow Guilty Kiss members, “Or just talking! Everybody get it?” Mari finished with a question. Ruby raised her hand. 

“Ruby?” 

“If me and onee-chan get picked, does that mean we have to?” Mari shook her head. “You two can do whatever you want, but if you want, the only thing you can do at max is maybe hug.” Ruby nodded understanding.

“Anyone else?” No one. “Alright! >Let’s starting!!<” Mari shouted in her typical shiny manner.

Mari crawled over and spun the bottle excitedly.

It landed on Yoshiko and Riko, who both groaned in unison. To which the others giggled at knowingly.

The two got up without saying anything, Riko got in first, and then Yoshiko.

“They do know that the bottle probably was meant for only one of them, right?” Chika asked, giggling into her hand. The others laughed out loud and immediately hushed once the timer started.

--

“Fuck! Tsushima give me some space!” Riko whispered loudly, her face red as the back of her head rubbed against Yoshiko’s chest. 

“Why don’t you give me space?! You’re the smaller one here!” Yoshiko rebutted, her face equally as red as she felt Riko’s ass grind against her. 

The two hushed quietly, the close distance starting to get to them.

“...Yoshiko.”

Said girl gulped, already knowing what was coming. “Your...”

“Yes! Yes I know, please don’t!!” Yoshiko whispered loudly, feeling Riko on her.

“Oh my god..” Riko said into her hands, something digging into her ass becoming more apparent, which she hoped was just her panties giving her one hell of a wedgie. 

--

Seven girls were perched against the closet, listening on to their conversation, trying not to burst out laughing. 

“Oh my god.. Yoshiko has a--” You chuckled into her hand, cutting herself off, wheezing silently.

“I’m going to die..” Dia said, who even she, was laughing quietly at the two. 

“Onee-chan?” Ruby called, to which Dia hummed to. “What does Yoshiko have?” Ruby asked, to which the others froze at. “Uh.. come here Ruby..” Dia commanded, nervously pulling her aside to explain.

--

Riko would be lying if she said she wasn’t horny right now. 

Yoshiko was already aware her horniness was already showing. 

In short, the two were desperate to get off. 

“...Lily...” Yoshiko whispered weakly, rubbing herself against Riko’s ass needily.

“You better not fucking use me to masturbate..” Riko whispered through her teeth, feeling her panties already wet as is, leaning her arms and head forward, no longer in contact with Yoshiko’s chest.

“Lily.. I--” 

“Fine! Fine..” Riko whispered aggressively, “Flip my skirt up and do whatever the hell you want.” She was too horny to argue.

Yoshiko hastily complied, flipping the girls short skirt up and seeing the innocent pink color that was soaked in something not-so-innocent. 

She slid down Riko’s panties until she could see the swollen privates of the older. “Holy shit...” Yoshiko looked wide eyed, before amusingly playing with her like a toy, eliciting small moans from said girl.

“F-Fuck you...” Riko said under her breath, trying to keep quiet before their groupmates hear. 

She slid a digit in Riko, grinning as she saw her flinch, biting into her arm. Without much preparing, she slid in another two fingers, making Riko moan just a tad louder. 

Yoshiko smirked, “Does it feel good, Lily?~” She leaned forward a bit awkwardly, thrusting her fingers in and out of her. No response, her moans muffled by her own pride. “Lily~” Yoshiko teased, digging deeper into Riko. “You’re so tight~” She whispered.

Riko mumbled something inaudible.

“Hmm?” Yoshiko hummed.

“...Out...”

“Huh?” Yoshiko cocked her head confused, her movements slowing down.

“..Take...”

“Take?” Yoshiko repeated.

“Take it out..!” Riko whispered loudly. “I need it, Yocchan! Please!” She whispered exasperatedly, bucking her lower half deeper into Yoshiko’s fingers.

“You...” Yoshiko blushed, knowing exactly what she meant, pulling out her fingers and licking off the remnants of Riko, then she started unbuckling her pants.

--

Suddenly, a loud, unfiltered moan, came out of the closet.

The girls flinched, panicking. 

“Holy shit-- Are they actually fucking in there?!” Chika shouted quietly at her other groupmates. “Mari! How much time do they have left?!” Kanan asked desperate, the smell of sex seeping out of her closet. “My poor closets gonna smell for weeks!” 

“Let me see...” Mari fumbled, before looking wide-eyed at her phone. “Woops...” “Sus, zura.” Hanamaru squinted. “Very sus.” Chika and You nodded. She put her phone up, revealing the screen. Dia fumed angrily. “You set it on Stopwatch?!!” She shouted, before being muffled by the others. “It’s been going on for 17 minutes..” You looked at the phone.

“It’s too late now..!! They’re already going at it!!” Kanan cried, “I’ll have to get a new closet!!”.

They rolled their eyes at Kanan, clearly unamused.

--

Yoshiko panted, hard, as she thrusted upwards into Riko, who moaned from her movements.

Holy shit, Yoshiko thought. She’s tight as fuck! She groaned, using the redhaired’s arms to thrust herself up again.

God, Riko felt stuffed, whining like a bitch in heat as she felt Yoshiko kiss her womb for a brief second. Their position was a little uncomfortable, with herself sprawled out on the wall, while Yoshiko’s head and top leaned on the opposite side, while her lower half balanced itself against the corners of the closet.

“Ha-Har-Harde-er..” Riko mumbled weakly, but just loud enough for Yoshiko to hear, causing her to pull out, and slam into her far rougher than before. Moans escaped Riko as she felt the thrusts speed up and go farther inside her, filling her entirely.

“Ahn~ Y-Yo-Yocchan!!” Riko screamed, where they were vanished from her mind everytime Yoshiko was inside. Their moans synchronized and the wet clapping sounds of their lovemaking increased with every pound.

“L-Lily..! I’m.. I’m..!!” Yoshiko warned, on the brink of release. That’s when Riko snapped, still moaning aloud. “Y-Yo-Yoccha-anng..!! Do-Don’t! Not in-inside!!” Riko cried between moans and grunts. “P-P-Pull.. Haah! out!! Yoccha-an!” Riko screamed, every attempt to separate futile as her wet pussy sucked in Yoshiko subconsciously, holding her orgasm as long as possible.

F-Fuck! She feels too good..! Riko thought, her cries dying out as her mind started turning to her insides building up, just about to break. It feels so... so.. good.. 

“I-I’m cumming..!!” Riko screamed, tears stained her eyes as her back arched, and her pussy caved in on itself, sucking Yoshiko in whole, spurring the bluette to release into the blissful second year.

“Lily..!!” “Yocchaahn~!!”

--

All sorts of lewd, loud, noises came from the closet, and surely, everyone nearby could hear. Of course, that was obviously the rest of the Aqours members.

“Nothings happening... Nothings happening...” Kanan and Dia whispered, clutching eachother on the floor with a clear face of distress with the closet. They both thought of how bad their dorm would stink after this.

Mari also looked a bit stressed, and regretful, despite her horny nature. Hanamaru and Ruby were so lucky, and they were blissfully unaware of why, Dia sent them off to chill with their other colleagues. 

Chika and You? Well, they were stuffing their ears in pillows, desperate to get their friends moans out of their head.

They all silently agreed to never, ever, do this again.

--

Semen and her cum dripped out of her entrance, as Yoshiko’s load continued to flow into her. Breathy sighs and hitched gasps replaced the erotic moans and grunts from before, and through it all, Riko’s soaked flower garden clenched tightly onto Yoshiko, preventing any movement to escape.

When Yoshiko finally finished, it seemed the girl loosened around her, slowly pulling out of Riko while she moaned.

The two stood there doing nothing but catching their breaths. Riko spun around (As fast and smooth as she can) and stared straight at Yoshiko, who almost immediately punched her lips with her own.

Messily, Yoshiko pushed Riko up against the wall, lifting her legs and hurriedly stuck herself back into the redhead’s insides, a loud moan escaping the girl. 

Yoshiko started again roughly, almost telling Riko that maybe, she wasn’t quite satisfied by the first round.

“Yo-occhan..?” Riko whispered weakly, feeling the familiar stuffed feeling once again, her arms gripped around Yoshiko’s neck. What a long night it would become.

--

2:AM Dia and Kanan could not sleep.

Not with the awareness they shared of how their friends were still fucking just a door away. 

The front door knocked. They groaned, hilariously right at the time a loud moan from the closet was heard.

Both of them walked sleepily to the door. Another noise complaint, it seemed.

They opened the door.

“Where. The Hell. Is Tsushima?” Maki asked frustratedly, Mia behind her, obviously not caring hell about the situation, headphones jammed in her ears while scrolling through her phone.

“Uh.” “You see Maki... she’s... um, quite busy...” Dia said nervously. “Who cares, I know she’s fucking, and I know who she’s fucking. Right Mia?” Maki asked her roommate, who nodded.

“Uh, yeah, like, shit man, look.” Mia said, showing her phone to the roommates. A very, very, very, uncensored, explicit live video of Yoshiko and Riko fucking within the confined space.

“Bloody hell!” Dia and Kanan screamed, covering the traumatic sight from her eyes.

“Yeaaaah. I sort of installed a tracking system and all sorts of other finnicky tech stuff when Yoshiko asked me to fix her phone, and when she didn’t come back to the dorm, I unlocked it through mines just to find it stepped on and cracked.” Mia grimaced, “She’s worse than Boss, sometimes. But anyways,” Mia continued, “I managed to get her screen onto mines, and am recording the whole thing for mock material.” Mia finished.

“Was that necessary?”

“No. But yes. But no.”/’

Maki slapped her face, “Oh my god, Mia. Really?” “Yes, really.” Mia rolled her eyes. 

“Whatever, the noises are killing me, let’s get Tsushima and her little pussycat and we’re outta here.” Mia snorted, waving them off and heading to the sex-filled closet.

Maki groaned, “Fucking New Yorkers..”

--

“Fuck.. Lily..” Yoshiko huffed, ruffling her hair as the redhaired sucked and licked her off. 

Riko’s mind was hazy while she bobbed her head up and down against Yoshiko. She payed little mind to those thoughts, focusing only on cleaning the semen and her own juices off of it.

Precum dribbled down her chin, staring up erotically at who she was sucking off, almost as if it were a porno.

Riko slid her tongue around her length, before gripping onto Yoshiko’s pants and stuffing her throat with it. I guess having no gag reflex has it’s perks..

Paying no mind to the footsteps getting louder, Riko continued to deepthroat the hell out of Yoshiko, the feel of her throat being filled whole surprisingly a turn on.

A thirst for dominance suddenly filled Yoshiko, gripping Riko’s head and slamming it back onto her length, eliciting moans from her, and snuffed moans from the redhead.

With her movements being took in control by Yoshiko, Riko slid her right hand down and stuffed her needy cunt with fingers. 

It was hard to focus, it was hard to think, hell, they didn’t care, what they did felt good, and that was it.

Yoshiko sighed, that pit in her stomach flushing out and her spunk flowed into Riko’s mouth. “Aah..” The bluette relaxed, releasing Riko from her hold.

Riko backed away, smiling as a string of cum followed.

“So, you two done yet?” 

The two glanced at each other, panicked, how long have they been in there?!

Mia opened the closet door smugly. “Hello, horny ‘lil shits.”

Maki pushed Mia away aggressively.

“Yoshiko.”

Yoshiko gulped, completely forgetting about she and Riko’s uncovered privacy’s. “...Maki..”

“You...”

“Left us...”

“In the FUCKING hallway, waiting for you...”

“JUST for you to go in a FUCKING closet to FUCKING FUCK piano pussy.” Maki screamed angrily, “You KNOW we lost our keys to the dorm, and you go off to fuck because why the fuck not, huh?!! What happened to the brocode?!!” She kept screaming. 

“Hey Yohane, learn to keep your dick in your pants!” Mia shouted, laughing with the humor of a 15 year old (Which, she is).

Yoshiko and Riko blushed, she fumbled with her underwear and zipper, but the embarrassment got to her, leaving her groaning in frustration from being unable to fix herself up.

Riko mumbled something, before pulling Yoshiko back in to the closet, leaving the Mia and Maki glancing at each other.

“Oh fuck.”

--

“Wa-Wait what?” Yoshiko asked, confused as Riko aggressively jammed her dick back in her pants, zipping it back up and buckling her belt. Then, Riko spun around and bent down and pulled her panties up snuggly covering her privates.

Then, to top it all off, she slammed her lips onto Yoshiko’s, “Mnh--!!” Riko furiously battling with Yoshiko’s tongue.

Yoshiko could hardly process what was going on, but still managed to grip Riko’s hands and lift them above her head, holding both in one hand while the other snaked around her waist. 

The fight for dominance was easily won as Riko quickly gave up, allowing Yoshiko full entrance into her mouth.

When the two departed from each other for air, a trail of saliva followed, before breaking from the quicker, gentler kiss Riko gave again.

“H-Huh..?” Yoshiko looked dazed, making Riko look at her sweetly and giggling. “For all this time, that was our first kiss, you know?” She said timidly, smiling up at Yoshiko.

“Fwuah?” 

She giggled again, “You dummy.”

--

“The hell?” Maki grumbled, clearly not enjoying waiting.

Yoshiko smiled, Riko smiled, there was only one answer to this: “Sus.” Mia said, “Super sus.”. 

“Nothings sus, Mia.” Yoshiko rolled her eyes at her roomie. “You want to sleep or nah?” She said waving her keys in front of them.

Maki scoffed, not saying anything and walking out the room, Mia following.

Maki and Mia passed Kanan and Dia, who were waiting at the front door, glaring with sleepy eyes.

“You owe us a new closet.” Riko rolled her eyes. “Ask Mari, she’s the rich Kiss.” She answered, with Yoshiko’s arm sliding onto her shoulder, who kissed her head while looking directly at the two smugly. Kanan and Dia glared as the two walked off, presumably to Maki, Mia’s, and Yoshiko’s dorm.

--

two months later

“Darling..”

“Hm?”

“I’m pregnant.”

Yoshiko looked at Riko wide-eyed, both in bed and clothes discarded on the floor.

“WHAT?!!”

[szivtalan]

character ask: kagami, momoi, alex and himuro 👀👀👀

!!! omg thank u Ceru! u might be one of my favorite mutuals <33 (putting this under a read more just so I can speak at lengths about each individual character)

Why I like Kagami: this is where I sarcastically ask “why DON’T i like him” but that’s literally the next question so; he’s everything i want to be and more. He has the determination and the willpower to make his own dreams come true, he’s gay as shit, he’s tall and buff and well-adjusted, mature enough to live on his own at an annoyingly young age, he’s funny and dumb and a total himbo as well as an excellent advisor bc of how grounded he is.

Why I don’t: I’m... not really good with explosive people. Violent men with loud voices especially scare me, and I’d think I’d flinch around him a lot and that would make me rlly anxious.

Favorite episode: it’s a toss-up between the Seirin fam visiting his place for the first time (is it where Kuroko confesses his love to him and then passes out in his arms? idk), and the onsen episode. I also loved all his plays against Kise and Aomine. AND the training camp w him running a lot in the sand.

Favorite season/movie: season 2 probably because he’s not a jerk anymore, but he’s still on his way to shed off any asshole behavior stuck to him. And I actually liked Last Game?

Favorite line: “There’s no such thing as useless effort.” and “This is our drama and we write the plot.” because he’s so ridiculous.

Favorite outfit: all of his casual fits... comfy but manly is my Jam

OTP: AoKaga....they’re truly soulmates, star-crossed lovers, canonically brought together by fate.

Brotp/otp no. 2: KagaKuro, I love them

Head Canon: I have several collections because I think too much about this boy, but here’s something I think about his family: he doesn’t know what happened to his mom. He never asked, because it wasn’t relevant, and he didn’t want to inconvenience his dad by questioning him. Occasionally, as a kid he felt like he was missing out on something (seeing other kids with their moms, feeling like they’re being treated with much more gentle care because they have moms), but as he grew older he realized that nurturing behavior shouldn’t have been limited to only a mother, and that he was just straight up neglected without any regards to missing a parent in his life.

Unpopular opinion: I never realized this was an unpopular opinion but I’m glad he went back to America at the end of Last Game. Obviously, it’s sad that he had to separate from the others, but I felt like Japanese basketball has always been just a stepping point to him, and now that he’d beat the best of them, it was time to move on. And it also warms my heart that him getting scouted in the US gave Aomine hope to aim big, too. I felt like both of them would’ve felt trapped in Japan with their skill sets.

A wish: I want him to be happy and gay and to confront Himuro and tell him how hurt he was by how he treated him and probably do the same to his dad too

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: ....whatever I’d say Shinsun has probably written it/will write it, but I don’t want him to forget about the GoM just because he becomes a world-famous athlete.

5 words to best describe them: sweet child with anger issues

My nickname for them: not mine (it’s Sypha’s) but “Kags”, Kagami, Tigerboy, Kagababe, Baby

Why I like Momoi: she is SO nurturing and sweet and she cares so much about her boys!! I’m sorry it always turns into “how they remind me of myself” but actually I get feeling like a background character and being the moral/emotional/physical support of those who are more talented or in any way better than you. I feel a strange kind of kinship with her and also,,, feminine girls make my heart stop, and it doesn’t get more feminine than Momoi. Added: Aomine aside, the Touou team wouldn’t worth shit without her skills tbh, and she’s not in any way less than the GoM. Also, I appreciate her being the one person to try to keep their friend group together.

Why I don’t: Analytical People Scare me like!! how do u know stuff people are Unknowable!! I usually am also irked by her pointing out Riko’s breast size but I can just pretend that’s in a gay way (maybe Momoi likes girls with small boobs and she’s just bad at flirting) (also I don’t exactly liked her calling Aomine a “ganguro” but I have too little knowledge on the use of this word to say exactly why)

Favorite episode (scene if movie): uh the one where Aomine made her cry? It really came through how much love she actually has for her friends at that one.

Favorite season/movie: she was great in all of them!!

Favorite line: I can’t remember the exact quote and Google isn’t really helpful either but the one where she made Kuroko promise they’ll always play together or something? Or that they’re gonna beat Aomine?? idk?

Favorite outfit: I like all of them but mostly I just appreciate her wearing so many hoodies, she looks so cute in them

OTP / Brotp: it’s both AoMomo. I feel like the have the most special and strongest bond in the entire series.

Head Canon: She’s never been shown to do, but I feel like she wears Aomine’s clothes a Lot. Also, they definitely have sleepovers To This Day.

Unpopular opinion: Momoi is good at basketball and she loves playing!!! But try being successful in it when ur opponents are Giants and Way More Buff than you are

A wish: I wish people appreciated her more!! Both in fandom and in canon. She’s an amazing person and she has her own skills and strengths that are rarely explored or even mentioned anywhere.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: her falling out with her boys ;-; I do not want that

5 words to best describe them: strawberry sweetheart to steal ur heart

My nickname for them: Satsuki :> I feel like it’s a little too much to call characters on their first names sometimes but hers is so cute I can’t

Why I like Alex: yet again another woman with an extensive skill set. I love her persistence and again I appreciate getting disillusioned and finding your way back to the thing you love. Also it’s just sweet that she did that by teaching (again, something I can relate to)

Why I don’t: the whole “kissing children” thing rubbed me the wrong way but again, just like Momoi’s obsession with comparing breast sizes, it’s just bad/sexist writing from Fujimaki probably

Favorite episode (scene if movie): adshg any and all where she expressed that Himuro and Kagami are equally important to her <33 that shit makes my heart burst

Favorite season/movie: she only appears towards the end of s2 and in s3 so... I guess s3?

Favorite line: its so Bad that u literally can’t find the iconic quotes of these iconic ladies anywhere but... her story on finding her passion again through teaching kids, and anytime she mentions her fondness of Kagami and Himuro.

Favorite outfit: her iconic olive green coat with the short red shorts... wtf was that I loved it.

OTP: she doesn’t really interact with people her age but I’ve heard she’s shipped with Masako Araki and I’ve seen some seriously good fanarts and like... Yes Good I’d Love To See It

Brotp: I feel like her and Himuro would be that sassy pair that Kagami tries and fails to contain and they get into all sorts of weird, absurd situations asdjs what I’m trying to say is Kagami has to bail them out of jail from time to time

Head Canon: fck me if I’m wrong but she’s the lesbian single mom of the two gay kids she reluctantly adopted from the streets

Unpopular opinion: it’s more like another headcanon, but she can dunk and she taught Kagami how to do it.

A wish: I’d love her to coach the Seirin fam more!! Pls let her be part of her children’s lives (she could also judge streetball games between the goms it would be fun)

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: anything about her being romantically involved with her pupils makes me.................no

5 words to best describe them: Beautiful Beach Blonde Basketball....goddess

My nickname for them: Alex!! sometimes An Icon

Why I like Himuro: em dash Asdgsdj I’m joking, I’m becoming more and more fond of the boy. Once I realized that he shouldn’t have been the “bigger person” in that situation and one year doesn’t really mean much when you’re that young and that hurt, I realized he’s actually a good and hard-working kid and I’m sorry for giving him so much shade. Also I really like his snark and sass, but that might not even be canon at this point tbh

Why I don’t: I’m still sort of irked by him beating down on Kagami because he was envious/mad, but I realized the aspect of that situation that Really got to me was how devoted Kagami still was to him after all that. That devotion was what felt toxic, nothing that Himuro actually did to him.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): the time they met up w Kagami just to exchange a dramatic socially distancing bro fist and a few encouraging words.... gays be Like That

Favorite season/movie: I really didn’t mind s3 Himuro

Favorite line: apparently he’s said some iconic stuff that I don’t remember (and my sources don’t seem really legit) but I’m gonna say “let’s see you become number 1, bro” because again, that’s just so ridiculous and endearing. On one hand he really went from loathing Kagami to rooting for him and wanting him to reach his full potential and on the other, honey ur  like 17 stop speaking like That

Favorite outfit: his knitted V-neck sweaters and the black coat with the white fur.... boy’s got all the fashion sense that’s missing from Kagami

OTP: can I say.....AoHimu asdfh I ship 3/4 of these characters with Aomine what does that say about me

Brotp: KagaHimu. They can be sweet, but I’ve only ever seen Jake write them really well

Head Canon: I’ve been entertaining the idea of....trans Himuro.....

Unpopular opinion: everyone thinks that Kagami is the violent kid and Himuro is the chill, sweet child who’s somehow wound up with this mess of a fiery tiger, but it’s actually Himuro who taught Kagami how to fight and Kagami learned quite a lot of aggression from him

A wish: I feel like Himuro should’ve gotten a separate episode to explore his thoughts, feelings and past. He had so much potential as a character Is2g

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: him quitting basketball would fucking destroy me. I’d be devastated for others too, but it would really pull on my heartstrings if he just dropped the only thing he’s been so passionate about.

5 words to best describe them: gender-non-conforming emo child

My nickname for them: Himu, Tatsuya, Tatsu