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Niffty: hey Alastor! What are you up to?
Alastor: writing my wedding vows to Charlie.
Niffty: ooh, whatcha got so far?
Alastor: *shows her 20 pages of long paragraphs, front and back*
Niffty: wow, that’s a lot!
Alastor: what do you mean by that, dear? This is just the opening.
#do not tell me bro wouldn’t write a whole novel for his vows#I will not believe you#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#niffty#alastor the radio demon#charlastor#radiobelle#charlie x alastor#source: me
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i just got to be cursed
first i throw some nailpolish down on the tile floor which of course breaks and is not only all over the floor, on the couch but also my legs - and i mean like from between my toes up to just above my knees! then i rush to wash it off my legs because wtf.
(btw i couldn't find my glasses during that whole fuck-up.)
in the shower it doesn't get off (because i was busy cursing when that little fukker fell on the ground; and being clueless what i should clean first: the floor or my legs - so by the time i got in the shower it had already dried)
not at all cleaned up, i grab the paper towel thing. which drops to the floor unrolls for at least a meter. then i grab the nail polish remover. which i then almost drop too.
when i FINALLY REMOVED most of the nail polish. (while a fly tyrannised me, constantly sitting down on my head.) i go to throw out the paper towels. and just as i was pulling out the trash can... SOMETHING JUMPS ON MY FUCKING FOOT. i am convinced it was a MOUSE. 😭😭😭
so i go to get a mouse trap from the garage. the mouse trap is behind a huge spiderweb... i can't get the mouse trap to work. i go back. panicking that the mouse crawled into one of my shoes so i put them away.
AND ONE OF MY SHOES IS FUCKING MOULDING?! i really gave it no reason to😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
like excuse me what?! how can all of this happen in LESS THEN HALF AN HOUR?!!!!!
PS: no i don't live in a trash can of a house. it is a very nice pretty place. some kind of deity or a ghost just thought it would be funny to curse me.
#read this#and tell me i am not cursed#i will NOT believe you#i am hungry but i'm scared to get up because i might meet that mouse again or another shitrade will happen#funny#funny story#(not actually)#haha#story of the day#lol#cursed#i am cursed#mouse#mice#clumsy#turtely#turtely's OP
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Rafa: Ok, I am holding my two trophies. Let’s go home now.
#rafael nadal#roger federer#don’t tell me rafa didn’t say that#i will not believe you#also why are they sooo bdjsjssk#roland garros 2011#fedal#incorrect tennis quote
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Tatsuma as a student at Shoka Sonjuku actually frikkin saving Shouyou from himself
#someone tell me that the reason tatsuma was not a shoka sonjuku student isn't actually bc this is literally what would've happened#oboro is still a problem tho lol#i bet you tatsuma could get thru to him too#he literally reformed nobu nobu ok#someone try to tell me he couldn't also reform a depressed immortal and an emo assassin child#i will not believe you#tatsuma is way too under-appreciated like wtf his character is actually insane
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
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a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
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hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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dayo
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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Coordinated outfits and everything
#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#I liked the movie if you can believe that#draws#10k
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Postcanon Farcille indulgence
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#farcille#marcille donato#farlyn thorden#falin touden#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#i drew something#the princess and the royal magic advisor... i think they were... no it couldn't be#i love to lose myself in yuri delusions about postcanon era. i choose to believe they are in semi domestic bliss in that castle#when farlyn is travelling marcille is sitting forlornly on her windowsill huffing and puffing and kabru is like can you do your job please
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#i don't believe that people for serious reasons sort their books any way but by author#and then obviously by release date/series within that#i am being told that i am being JUDGY#also if you sort your books any other way HOW DO YOU FIND THEM#i really need to know#polls#can't believe i forgot to include genre in here
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
#he's such a LOSER at BEING RETIRED#amazing#keep going bud i believe in you#have fun with your movies yes sir
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Arsonist's Lullaby
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#azula#ozai#atla ursa#fire nation royal family#fire hazard siblings#arsonist's lullaby#atla art#atla fanart#atla azula#azula art#azula fanart#zuko fanart#fire lord zuko#zuko alone#prince zuko#atla zuko#zuko art#ponytail zuko#fire lord ozai#atla ursa fanart#princess ursa#atla ursa art#atla ozai#hozier#fire nation#This is the very first ATLA artwork I ever made. It's originally six pages long. These are the only properly finished ones#I've been wanting to share this for so long! I can't believe it's finally time for you guys to see it
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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
#jillian.txt#believe it or not there is not an active vagueposting situation happening so you don’t have to worry i’m doing the vagueposting here#100% serious about this btw i will keep your secrets and hype you up. i just like to know what’s going on
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love as recognition
anna gavalda / friedrich nietzsche / clarice lispector / jandy nelson / rebecca perry / mhairi mcfarlane
#web weaving#poetry#parallels#quotes#web weave#lit#compilation#anna gavalda#clarice lispector#jandy nelson#ill give you the sun#nietzche#rebbeca perry#mhairi mcfarlane#u will not BELIEVE how long this one has been in the drafts. take it im sick of it will reblog if i find more i guess!!!!
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all the world will be your enemy
#rabbit#jackrabbit#hare#coyote#joshua tree#digital art#illustration#artists on tumblr#i grew up in the mojave desert#and now i live in the pnw#i wanted to draw scenery that looks like where im from#not watership down fanart but it can be if you believe
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People can rant about the pacing of season 2 all they want, but the fact that they managed to fit a climax this epic and cathartic and painful this seamlessly in a single episode is nothing short of genius.
Like... y'all they really had it all
#a 40 minute battle complete with full circle moments and resolutions and none of it felt forced or bloated?#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#jayce tallis#viktor arcane#mel medarda#ambessa medarda#JINX#EKKO#I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU ARCANE#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#jayvik#caitvi#timebomb
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