#i will NOT believe you
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charmingradiobelle · 4 months ago
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Niffty: hey Alastor! What are you up to?
Alastor: writing my wedding vows to Charlie.
Niffty: ooh, whatcha got so far?
Alastor: *shows her 20 pages of long paragraphs, front and back*
Niffty: wow, that’s a lot!
Alastor: what do you mean by that, dear? This is just the opening.
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topsyturvy-turtely · 6 months ago
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i just got to be cursed
first i throw some nailpolish down on the tile floor which of course breaks and is not only all over the floor, on the couch but also my legs - and i mean like from between my toes up to just above my knees! then i rush to wash it off my legs because wtf.
(btw i couldn't find my glasses during that whole fuck-up.)
in the shower it doesn't get off (because i was busy cursing when that little fukker fell on the ground; and being clueless what i should clean first: the floor or my legs - so by the time i got in the shower it had already dried)
not at all cleaned up, i grab the paper towel thing. which drops to the floor unrolls for at least a meter. then i grab the nail polish remover. which i then almost drop too.
when i FINALLY REMOVED most of the nail polish. (while a fly tyrannised me, constantly sitting down on my head.) i go to throw out the paper towels. and just as i was pulling out the trash can... SOMETHING JUMPS ON MY FUCKING FOOT. i am convinced it was a MOUSE. 😭😭😭
so i go to get a mouse trap from the garage. the mouse trap is behind a huge spiderweb... i can't get the mouse trap to work. i go back. panicking that the mouse crawled into one of my shoes so i put them away.
AND ONE OF MY SHOES IS FUCKING MOULDING?! i really gave it no reason to😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
like excuse me what?! how can all of this happen in LESS THEN HALF AN HOUR?!!!!!
PS: no i don't live in a trash can of a house. it is a very nice pretty place. some kind of deity or a ghost just thought it would be funny to curse me.
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schumi-nadal · 2 years ago
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Rafa: Ok, I am holding my two trophies. Let’s go home now.
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inkonssstantgeissst · 2 years ago
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Tatsuma as a student at Shoka Sonjuku actually frikkin saving Shouyou from himself
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paintedcrows · 5 months ago
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
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danlous · 1 month ago
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Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this
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rhymewithrachel · 5 months ago
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Coordinated outfits and everything
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soaptaculart · 6 months ago
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Postcanon Farcille indulgence
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vulpinesaint · 1 month ago
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
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demaparbat-hp · 7 months ago
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Arsonist's Lullaby
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hamletthedane · 2 months ago
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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third
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oldbutchdaniel · 1 year ago
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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
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justalittlebluetiefling · 10 months ago
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hunny-k · 1 year ago
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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mychemicalbrromance · 3 months ago
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Guys ive been reading peak
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sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3 · 8 months ago
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