#i went from techno to dream to gogy to quackity and had to stop after Lore happened

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i watched streams for like 9 hours today jesus christ

[neptuneofthesky]

Inception | Z.O.M.B.I.E. pt.1

Dream x reader x Technoblade

Featuring | Dream, Technoblade, Jschlatt, Tomminnit, Wilbur Soot, GeorgeNotFound, Quackity, Sapnap, Karl Jacobs, Tubbo, Philza Minecraft, Ranboo, Niki Nihachu

Masterlist | Next part

okay this will actually need a lot of context, so if you get confused in between, feel free to comment and ask, also, I'll leave an explanation at the end

"Finding traces you've left,"

"I'm wandering for you, you a dream."

- Inception by Ateez

----

They were all tired.

Tired from all the running and walking.

They wanted to rest, maybe take a power nap.

But they had to keep moving.

Or they'll die.

It was as simple as that.

And that was certainly not how Quackity, Karl, and Sapnap imagined their engagement party to turn out like.

"We've been walking for so loooooong, can we rest for a bit?" Tubbo groaned as he stopped and plopped down on the ground.

Philza patted his head, "Sundown is in two hours. Let's find a clear place and stay for the night. I'll check out the area."

He nodded at Techno as he drew out his wings and soared above the trees.

Techno looked at Dream, "I'm going to check out the area too."

Dream nodded as Techno went deeper in the woods by himself.

Ranboo patted Tubbo's back, "Come on, I'll give you a piggyback ride."

Tubbo's eyes lit up as he got up and jumped on Ranboo's back.

Tommy frowned as he looked at Wilbur who immediately shook his head, "I'm not giving you a piggyback ride. Piggyback rides are only for Gogy."

Tommy gasped as he dramatically pointed at George, "That's not fair!"

George rolled his eyes as looked at Dream, "We should keep moving."

Dream nodded, "We need to find a place before dark-"

"-And those water jets, those fucking water jets! It's like, they are trying to murder me or something! I don't know what is wrong with people!"

Dream was interrupted by a very loud and determined voice.

A familiar one too.

A man stumbled in front of the group as he stopped his rambling.

"Schlatt?"

Jschlatt.

Long story short, 2 years ago, he came to the Dream SMP with Quackity to compete in the elections.

He won.

But the changes he made, made people very angry.

Angry enough to overthrow the whole government.

He ran away.

But Quackity didn't.

Because he found his soulmates.

To whom he was now engaged.

Schlatt grinned, "Hello, everyone. Fancy seeing you all here."

He scoffed as he looked at Quackity, "And you! You didn't even invite me to your engagement man! I thought we were friends!"

Quackity also scoffed in response, "We are anything but friends, Schlatt. What are you doing here?"

He sighed as he stood up straight, "Listen, I am just gonna cut to the chase, I... need your kingdom."

Wilbur frowned, "What?"

He shrugged, "You heard me. After we deal with this whole zombie apocalypse thingy, I'll come back to your country to run for the elections again."

Sapnap stepped forward, "But why?"

"Because, I'm hungry for the power, man! And your country, your country is one of the strongest in this world," He exclaimed in response.

Niki glared at him, "The people there hate you. What makes you think they are going to vote for you?"

He tilted his head and smiled, "Because I am changed man now, and besides when they hear that I am the hero who saved them from this apocalypse, I'm sure they will want me to be their president."

"How are you gonna save everyone?" Karl asked.

"I have a few ideas. I just need some more information and boom, everyone is saved."

Dream took a step towards him, "What information?"

Schlatt's smile turned to a smirk, "Hmm, now, if I were to tell you all that, what will stop you from killing me huh? And besides, I am the only shot you have to save everyone from this apocalypse."

Dream paused for a second before offering, "If you tell us how to save the world, we'll let you be the president."

"What? No-"

Dream raised a hand as Wilbur shut his mouth and took a step back.

He had a plan.

And Wilbur was going to trust him with it.

Schlatt hummed as he folded his hands, "I don't think I will, not for now."

Dream's enchanted diamond sword appeared in his hand as he pointed it at Schlatt's neck, "You need us, all of us."

He laughed, "Why would I need you all?"

"Because you can't save the whole world alone!"

He smirked, "Who says I am alone?"

A pearl burst on the ground behind him as a woman appeared.

She stepped forward as she removed her hood and everyone gasped,

"Y/n?"

She had a blank expression on her face as she draws out a shining, enchanted netherite sword and points it at Dream, "I need you to lower your weapon, or there will be consequences, Dream."

Schlatt clicked his tongue as he looked at her, "What did we say about weapons? Long ranged only! Where is your crossbow?!"

She looked at Schlatt as she paused for a second, then she removed her earphones as she showed him an MP3 player, "Sorry, you know I like to listen to Attack on Titans when I do a dramatic entrance."

She waved her hand as the MP3 player disappeared into her inventory, "You were saying?"

Schlatt sighed in frustration, "Long ranged weapons?!"

She looked at him, then at Dream, then the short distance between Dream and Schlatt, then again at Schlatt before lowering her sword as it disappears into her inventory and held out her hand in the air.

Schlatt rolled his eyes, "I don't think you understand the difference between crossbow and tri-"

He was interrupted by the loud whizz that was made by the Trident, now in Y/n's grip, vibrating and glowing.

She shrugged and pointed it at Dream, "It works both ways. Lower your weapon, I won't repeat it."

He sighed as his chest puffed up, "Y/n, I'll not fight you."

"But I will. Lower. Your. Weapon."

Dream didn't move a muscle as Y/n chuckled, "Prepare for the consequences then."

Her trident disappeared as her sword was back in her hand and in one swift move, Dream was on the ground as Y/n had her sword on his neck.

Schlatt chuckled, "And I thought you'd give a nice show Dream. Now, do you really think I need you? Any of you?"

An ender pearl burst behind Schlatt as he smirked, "And now the whole family is here."

Technoblade pointed his sword at Schlatt's neck, "Y/n, get off of Dream right now."

Y/n looked at Techno then looked at Schlatt as her Trident appeared in her left hand.

Schlatt raised a hand as he shook his head, "We are not here to fight."

She paused for a second as both her Trident and sword disappeared as she stepped away from Dream.

Techno's sword disappeared in his inventory as he went to stand beside Dream, his gaze on her the whole time.

Schlatt placed a hand on her shoulder as he whispered something in her ear.

She looked at Techno and Dream as she shook her head whispered something back.

He then again whispered something as she paused for a second as if she was thinking deeply.

She placed down an ender chest as she checked inside it and nodded at him.

Schlatt grinned as she got up and put the chest back in her inventory.

A pearl appeared in her hand as she threw it with full force in the direction from where they came from.

She saluted at Schlatt as she disappeared, only leaving floating purple particles behind.

Schlatt clapped to grab everyone's attention as his grin didn't fade away, "She'll be back in a moment. We should set up a place to stay for the night, shall we?

----

Phil was back as Niki caught him up on everything.

Y/n was also from back from wherever she went.

She sat beside Schlatt as she stared at the campfire.

He whispered something in her ear making her laugh, as she whispered something back, making him laugh too.

Wilbur looked at Dream and Techno who were staring at the duo, with... jealousy?

Dream wore a mask but his jaw was clenching.

Techno also wore a mask and his jaw was also clenching.

Did they still love her?

There was so much tension in the air, Wilbur couldn't bear it as he cleared his throat, "Y/n, you have... different hair."

And the irony was that her hair was green and pink.

Yeah, I know right?

[just for reference^]

She grinned, "Thanks, I sacrificed so many lives for it."

She winked at Sapnap who let out a laugh, "I was kidding. I don't like to tie it. Even though I look bomb in a ponytail."

Dream patted her head, "Long hair can be a nuisance to fight with, that's why you should keep it short, and you look prettier anyways.'

"And if you do keep long hair, always braid it or tie it." Techno chimed in.

Schlatt gave her a look, "That was so random and uncalled for, I always carry a hair tie for you."

She tilted her head, "You have a hair tie? Aww, but are you sure that it's not for yourself? Because your hair is growing longer."

He rolled his eyes as he got up and walked behind her to tie her hair himself, "Ouch! Stop being so aggressive! I am not a masochist!"

He smirked, "That is a lie. Also, I am a sadist."

She slapped his bicep as he backed away and looked at your ponytail, "You look so hot, I think my eyes are burning."

Suddenly, her communicator beeped loudly, "DAB ME UP!"

[Communicator is how they 'whisper' to each other]

Everybody looked at her as she rolled her eyes and looked at Schlatt, who also rolled his eyes and got up and went inside his tent.

Everybody was still looking at her as she sighed, "That's Charlie. He's our... friend."

Schlatt came back from the tent almost immediately as he sighed, "He got nothing."

She looked at him, "Should we ask Lud?"

He gave her a weird look, "Why would we ask from that dumbfuck?"

She hummed, "We're on our own I guess. I got a message from Poki. It's confirmed that it has spread in every universe, Among us, Valorant, you name it."

Schlatt took a deep breath, "What about the mobs?"

She looked at her watch, "The mobs are spawning just fine, but the zombie spawn rate is spiking up, slowly but steadily."

"That's a nice watch you got."

She looked up and smiled, "Thank you, George."

She cleared her throat as she stood up, "These zombies don't burn from the sun. And there are many types of them. Okay everybody, listen very carefully."

"Before this whole zombie apocalypse spread here, signs of increased zombie spawning were shown many places, like, you can say it started six months ago. And it also showed signs of mutated zombies, they won't get burnt from the sun rays, they were more aggressive, and if you get bit by one, you turn into one."

"So, it's spreading, but they are also, still spawning?" Dream questioned.

"Yes, that's why they are overpowering, and that is also why we have to come with a plan to stop them. But before that, we need to find a complete, zombie-free place, and we'll do that in the morning. So, everybody, go rest in your tents, we'll leave one hour after the sunrise."

Schlatt got up, "Quackity if you don't mind, I need to show you something. Your fiances can join us too."

Quackity, Karl and Sapnap shared a look before getting up and following him in his tent.

All the kids were already asleep, they've been asleep for like, 4 hours now.

George waved at Niki who went inside her tent and looked at Y/n, "Won't you join her?"

She raised a brow as she shook her head, "Niki has her personal tent. My stuff is in Schlatt's tent. And I don't need rest anyway, I'll be on the lookout,"

Dream stood up,  "I'll come with you-"

Tommy interrupted him as he emerged from his shared tent with Ranboo and Tubbo, "I am up boys, what are we doing-"

Y/n looked at Tommy, "No need, Tommy will come with me, right?"

Tommy looked at Wilbur who shrugged, "...Yeah sure. But, where?"

Techno blankly looked at Tommy, "He's a child. You sure he is enough?"

"YOU BASTARD-"

She tilted her head as she smiled, "He is more than enough."

----

Techno looked at Tommy and Y/n before turning to Dream, "You had a plan?"

He slowly nodded, "Yeah... but now..."

"Y/n is here."

----

[P.O.V. CHANGE]

You pulled on a branch of a tree, to see whether it's sturdy or not, then pulled yourself up to further climb the tree.

You smiled at Tommy, "Come on up, imma show you something,"

Tommy came up as he sat in front of you and looked in the direction you pointed, "Look, that one is a runner. They are fast but dumb and blind, you make a sound, they run towards you, and they run towards you very fast. Like a baby zombie, but much stronger. And baby zombies do a lot of damage. So when you see a runner, you either walk away very quietly, or,"

Tommy nodded, "You take them out. Quietly."

"Exactly, and since we have to make sure this area is zombie-free for tonight, we're gonna kill him now, look,"

A crossbow appears in your hand as you load it with an arrow, "Now, you have to be very good at aiming, it should go,"

Boom, headshot.

You smiled, "Straight through the head, now, it's your turn."

Tommy looked at the crossbow, "But... I am not sure I can do a headshot."

"Haven't you heard of the phrase, 'First times should be special'?"

He gave you a weird look, "Not sure I have."

You patted his shoulder, "Yeah nobody says that. But, I believe in you. You can do it."

He took the zombie out by a headshot at the first chance.

You patted his back, "Good!"

----

You offered him an apple as he shook his head.

"Why are you so nice to me?"

You took a bite out of the apple as you furrowed your brows, "Why wouldn't I be nice to you?"

He looked away, "Because... you were exiled... from your own people, for a thing you didn't do.. and I didn't take a stand-"

You chuckled, "Tommy, you were just a kid back then. And I am over it. It has been three years. I would never blame you, and actually, I don't blame Dream, or Technoblade either, they are just dumb, but, if they never exiled me, I would've never met Schlatt."

He turned to look at you, "What's up with him? Does he like you or something?"

You shook your head as you took another bite, "Nah, he just likes to flirt, and we just always look out for each other so it's not really a problem."

"Are you two a duo?"

"You can say that he is the brains and I am the brawns."

He was still confused, "So, do you love him? Romantically?"

You rolled your eyes, "Oh my god yes, every time I see his face, I just want to attack those lips, and oh my god those mutton chops, make my ovaries explode."

You both burst out laughing as you pat his shoulder, "Come on, we gotta lay some traps then go to the nether."

"Nether? Why?"

You grinned and jumped down, "We need potions, for that, we need blaze powder. Come on now."

----

You both were back from the nether and were resting in the mini treehouse you both made for the lookout.

Your adventure in the nether was quite... interesting.

Like, Tommy almost died from the wither skeleton.

But of course, you saved him, and also gave him a bottle of milk.

And now he was just staring at the forest, wearing a wither skull.

You placed down your ender chest as you remembered something.

Tommy saw you pulling out a device, which seemed like a radio and a walkie-talkie, "What's this?"

You looked at him and smiled, "This... is a communication device. You can say it's a developed communicator. Watch,"

"Hello? 81NGU5, is anyone there? This is Y/n from the Dream SMP, Minecraft."

"Corpse here, whaddup?"

Tommy literally fell back in astonishment, "Who is that? Is that a robot? How is this voice so deep?"

You chuckled, "Hey Corpse, how you doing? Is everything good there?"

"Yeah, we used up all our fuel so we landed on the P01U5 base. And surprisingly, no signs of infected here. We're safe. What about you?"

"Who is infected?"

"That is what they call the zombies because zombies only spawn in our world, not theirs. It just spread to them somehow. We are trying to find a safe place, we'll be on the move in an hour or two. We'll contact you once we reach a safe base. Take care."

Tommy fell asleep as you covered him with a make-shift blanket and jumped down the treehouse.

Quackity was sitting near the burnt-out campfire as he was poking it with a stick.

You smiled as you gave him a small wave, "Hey, Quackity. Why are you not sleeping?"

He smiled back, "I was but then I woke up and just couldn't fall back asleep. Where's Tommy?"

You gestured to the treehouse, "He was a bit tired so he fell asleep. I mean, it was a pretty productive night, we took out all the zombies in the area, lit it up with torches to slow down the spawn, we laid out traps, we went to the nether."

His eyes widened as he let out a surprised chuckle, "Wow, it was pretty productive."

You grinned, "I just wanted to say, congrats on the engagement!"

He also grinned as his eyes happily twinkled, "Thank you! I appreciate it."

You both fell into silence as you both were poking the campfire.

Quackity suddenly asked, "What's your opinion on poly relationships? Like, me and Karl and Sapnap."

Your eyes widened as you let out a surprised chuckle, "Oh, did anybody not tell you?"

His brows furrowed in confusion, "Tell me what?"

You went back to poking the campfire as the smallest smile ghosted on your lips, "Well, that is a bit offending, but, I was with Dream and Technoblade before they broke up with me three years ago."

[I NOT SHIPPING DREAM AND TECHNOBLADE. THEY ARE STRICTLY FRIENDS IN THIS FIC.]

EXPLAINATION: So, this starts with everyone running in the forest, trying to find a safe place for them. It was Quackity's Karl and Sapnap's engagement day where the infection spread to their country. So that is why they didn't imagine it be like this. Then Phil and Techno go deeper in the forest to find a place for everyone to stay the night, then Schlatt appears. Schlatt and Quackity came to their country two years ago to run for the elections and they won. But the public turned its back on Schlatt for making bad decisions. Schlatt ran away but Quackity stayed because he found his soulmates. Dream threatened Schlatt to tell him all the information he knows, but Y/n appears and protects Schlatt. Now they have a very interesting history with Y/n. Three years ago, Y/n was exiled from their country for a crime she didn't do. She was framed but nobody believed her, not even her own lovers. But when they found she was framed, it was too late. Do they still love each other? Even after three years? Only they know for now. Y/n tells some of the information she and Schlatt and some of her other friends gathered, to everyone. She tells everyone she'll be on the lookout with Tommy. She and Tommy spent a very productive night doing all kinds of things. Finally, when Tommy fell asleep, she and Quackity have a small talk. Quackity finds out she was in a poly relationship with Technoblade and Dream.

ONCE AGAIN I AM NOT SHIPPING DREAM AND TECHNOBLADE. THEY ARE STRICTLY FRIENDS IN THIS FIC.

TECHNO HAS STATED THAT HE IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SHIPPING AS A CC, SO NO SHIPPING!

DREAM HAS ALSO STATED THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE SHIPPED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT.

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@rexit-mo @alex--awesome--22 @hi-imuwu @the-official-memester @beeissdead @xanadugoddess @malfoysslutt @beeseira @incorrectquotesformyuse

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Don’t Trust Random Portals (Crossover AU): Part 1

Tubbo walks through the Nether Portal expecting the winter camp as Wilbur instructed him to only to be met with a snowball in his face. Now you may be wondering, who threw that snowball? Well, that's what Tubbo was wondering as that was the last thing he was expecting the moment he walked in the new filler episode Karl planned out. The plot was taking a toll on some of the SMP members, some not logging in for weeks at a time.

Tommy and Sapnap's laughter reached his ears, connected those dots and assumed one of the two had thrown the ball. Turns out Purpled threw it and they were laughing at him! "Well," Tubbo thought, "at least I made it to the right place!" as he sighed and made his way to Dream and Wilbur, who was using his alive skin over his more ghostly skin.

"So Gang! What's happening next in the plot?" Tubbo asked as Quackity flew down with Karl's hand in his own. "Other than waiting for Technoblade, we have something brewing!" Karl exclaimed, shuffling towards Tubbo to hug him, "Oh speak of the pig! There he is!" And as those words left Karl's mouth, Techno flew in with his trident and their usual writers' meeting went on as normal, or as normal as can be considering the rest of the members were having an all-out snowball fight.

As their little meeting came to an end, two snowballs came barreling towards Technoblade and Quackity, causing a second war between Tommy, Sapnap and George vs Technoblade, Quackity and Karl, which may have messed up some parts of the lore, but it was minor so in the end, no one cared much. As that was coming to an end, as others got dragged into the snow war, Ranboo had noticed the Nether Portal had changed. "Errrrrrr guys? I don't think the Nether Portal is supposed to look like that?", Philza Minecraft, who was sitting next to Nihachu and Eret talking to Ponk and Vikkstar, looked up from the campfire and made his way to said Portal... And Ranboo was right, the Portal was made out of crying obsidian and glowed blue over the normal purple.

"Huh, I've never seen this before... Not even in any of my hardcore worlds. What the fuck is it?" And before anyone could say anything too good old Minecraft, Muffin Man interrupts. "LANGUAGE! Also, this doesn't look like the Egg's doing either so I don't know either..." BadBoyHalo replied Skeppy, Ant and Captin Puffy nodded. Everyone soon looked at the Portal weird, because when the oldest two people don't know what's going on, you know you're screwed. Eventually, Gogy spoke up, "I don't really see the problem, it's just the Nether Portal but with a crying obsidian frame, heck, I'll even go through it with all my stuff too!" And before anyone could stop GeorgeNotFound, he put on his full netherite and shield before walking onto the Portal.

It was then and only then, did he realise that it was not a normal Nether Portal. He wasn't getting nauseous from using it, he felt like his entire self was being pulled apart. "Oh God, what is this? Hel-" But he was gone. Dream and Sapnap screamed for their best friend, even if they weren't friends in the canon, they were all still friends behind the role-playing, caring for one another like brothers or maybe lovers? Once they had realised that waiting wasn't going to bring their best buddy back, Dream made his final announcement in the DreamSMP. "Everyone, start packing. We don't know where this Portal is gonna take us, so we best be as prepared as possible for what could be past it..." His beady eyes on his mask stared directly into the swirling blue that had taken his friend away.

And that's when everyone rushed to get things, beds, food, potions, armour... Everything. After all, their precious Gogy had been taken from them by this strange Portal that once used to take them to DreamSMP and L'Manburg. The camp, and filler episode, had been thrown out the window. Eventually, everyone was ready, HBomb, Callahan, ConnorEatsPants, Vikkstar, Lazar and Alyssa staying back, just to make sure nothing came out the Portal as the rest went in.

That was when Dream and Sapnap felt what Gogy had been through.

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