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Watching the Percy Jackson films for the first time
its fucking HILARIOUS, GUYS GO WATCH IT WHEN UR SAD UR MOODS GONNA INFLATE
#percy jackson#leafiot reviews#percy jackson film#i got bored LMAO#the show legit gives teenage vibes from the 2000s#i wasnt even born then
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collapses on the floor and Dies
#lmao like a 13 hour day for me with added effect of some. borderline hostile community interactions#their concern was highly valid it just still didnt feel nice to be on the opposite end of that (from a personal standpoint not professional#knowing that i literally can't provide the resources they want/need. both as a systematic legal barrier and a 'i dont have millions of $$'#and that i wasnt even born yet when the thing in question happened....#my much more experienced coworker diffused the situation and we had a more constructive conversation going forward#where i think everybody left the event feeling like we could do something#but it was uhhh wild there for a little bit#im tired. i gotta go do it all again tomorrow and thursday.
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You’re my favorite blog with an amazing costume and stellar art, so I hope to bestow upon you the small pleasure of asking you:
Trick or treat?
Thank you very much! I'm incredibly honoured to be your favourite blog! I know this is late but please accept this treat, happy belated Halloween!
#asks#fanart#tintin#adventures of tintin#captain haddock#archibald haddock#comic#halloween#trick or treat#i have no time to check for mistakes in this i will just have to live with them#haddock knows what a child is#i cant really imagine tintin and haddock celebrating halloween normally because it just wasnt really a thing in europe until very recently?#like im 24 and it was introduced here a little before i was born#halloween as it exists today is pretty american#i know a lot of people who arent that old who didnt even think about it growing up lol#i love halloween tho#it's a holiday that's purely optional and you can celebrate however you want it with whoever you want#alcohol tw
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hate getting attached to characters. like okay what if there was a 16 year old kid whos abrasive and loud and kindof rude. what if he hates being told what to do but would follow two people to the ends of the earth. what if he raised himself what if every day was a fight to stay alive what if he just wants to hold onto the people he has left. what if hes childish and emotional, because hes a kid for fucks sake.
#my post#DIES#what if he was (re)born in a lab (dubiously canon for tommy but let me have this)#WHAT IF HE WENT AWAY FOR A WHILE AND WHEN HE CAME BACK HIS RELATIONSHIPS WITH HIS FRIENDS JUST WASNT THE SAME#WHAT IF HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS FELL IN LOVE WHILE HE WAS GONE AND NOW HE FEELS LIKE THEIR THIRD WHEEL#lets be happy now. what if he had the biggest heart youve ever seen what if he loves animals even the scary ones people hate#curls up and dies#sorry i became obsessed with the exact same character from two completely different shows and im losing it a little#shoutout ctommy. shoutout dakota cole.#ive said it before but the only like hugely major difference between them is that dakota NEEDS to be a hero needs to protect everyone#and tommy hates that hes been branded 'the hero' and wants nothing more than to hang out with his friends#ggeurghghhhh#and dakota cant save everyone. and tommy never gets to fucking rest#UNTIL THE EPILOGUE STREAM BAYBEEE LETS HEAR IT FOR 'GETTING THERE'!!!!!!#dakota
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"rin is a catholic" is way funnier if u also believe shiro to be an atheist
#he wasnt trying to raise them religious but they grew up in the enviroment and rin specifically was like 'u know this is kinda making sense'#i dont think rin like......actually devoutly religious i think its just a cultural thing for him now cuz he grew in monastery#shiro was born in a test tube theres no fucking way he believes in god and even rin criticizes him for his unpriestly tendencies#familiarly ofc cuz u know thats his father#but like i imagine the exwires find out rin is catholic and his dad was a priest and they're like 'ohhhhhh thats why' and rin is like 'no??#ao no exorcist#blue exorcist#rin okumura#shiro fujimoto
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Darry was the epitome of oh he was such an easy baby the others will be just the same! (wrong. soda is a nightmare child. wrong again. Pony was no better)
#i imagine them with that lets go gamblin audio#darry was SUCH an easy child#went down for naps easy#didnt fuss or cry that often#wasnt super clingy#easiest baby in tusla#soda was a WAILER#would NOT sleep#could NOT be put down#the second he could stand up in a crib he was an ESCAPE ARTIST#never slept until he crashed randomly mid day#attempt number three pony only MILDY better#he wasnt as fussy or wiggly#but good LORD he was clingy#like somehow even worse then soda#couldn't put him down#couldn't walk outta his line of sight or hed SCREAM#darry was constantly fallin asleep in class when Pony was born cause he NEVER got a full night#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#when their parents told him he was gonna have another brother darry was genuinely fallin to his knees#AGAIN#DID WE LEARN NOTHIN??
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"The failed son whose father wishes he was never born."
Aaravos wasn't lying when he said that. Viren failed Soren in more ways than one but made it seemed like Soren was the one who failed him. Soren was a failed son. Viren never mentioned Soren until he went back to Katolis, he even blamed Soren for Lissa leaving. Viren even started to push Soren away when he was still pretty young, showing that he soon stopped caring and even loving the poor boy. Whose father wishes he was never born. Aaravos wasn't saying that Soren was the one who failed, he was saying Soren was the one who was failed.
#the dragon prince#soren#tdp soren#soren the dragon prince#aaravos#tdp aaravos#aaravos the dragon prince#giveusthesaga#continuethesaga#give us arc 3#i just remembered this scene#aaravos was literally telling us that viren failed soren and still wished soren wasnt born#he said it right to our faces#and yet there are still people who think viren is a good dad to soren???#bro failed soren and even aaravos knew that#worst father of the year award goes to viren everyone
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Im midway through season 5 of the x files and i cant tell whether the writers created a highly compelling love story by accident and were genuinely confused by the reaction, or they did it on purpose and tried to gaslight everyone about it for as long as humanly possible
#like was there a war going on in the writers room or what#i wasnt born when this was going on#but it sounds like they were very insistant on them NOT being in love#which is very funny to me bc some of this stuff isnt even subtext#its just text#txf#msr
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There's something so poetic about how El is the centre of all the chaos, wanted by the government and military and Mike is her strong calm that doesn't hesitate to get sucked into her storm and stand by her side in the face of any conflict. Like guys. This little boy did not hesitate to protect her and stand off in the face of the government to defend her, going against all the typical patriotic rule-following norms of an American Suburbanite Middle class nuclear family. He comes from pure safe normalcy but doesn't hesitate to run in the other direction heading towards chaos and danger if it means she's there... because he feels safest with her and is driven by the instinct to protect her. 😭���� There's something so beautiful and inspiring about someone as hurt and troubled and chaotic as El being loved in such a simple, unconditional way. Mike doesn't see her for the chaos she represents which surrounds her, he sees her for the innocent goodness that she actually is— her calm, gentle demeanour and the warmth it makes him feel. He understands that all the danger that comes with being with her is through no fault of her own, and actively works to help combat all the forces against her. He knows that despite being the centre of the chaos she's not the cause of it, she's the remedy for the effect of it and that is an undeserved, exhausting punishment yet a burden she bears regardless without complaint— a sign of her innate goodness which Mike recognises and loves her for all the more. Even moreso, he works to share that burden with her and criticise it because he sees how innocent and undeserving she is of the responsibility infringed upon her. His willingness to take all of this on is so wholesome and exactly the kind of sweet effort-full love that a character like El deserves, which is so gratifying for the audience to see.
#mileven#something intense about how the one girl he wants#the only one he has and will ever loved#is also the only one that is supposed to be off limits and unconventional for him#they come from two completely different backgrounds#him a middle class nuclear American family#her born and bred as a weapon to use in the Cold War#forever wanted by the government for her uses as a spy and such rather than a normal girl who wants a future with love and a family#yet despite all of these expectations mike doesnt gaf and only sees her as the love of his life#and he'll never stop fighting for their chance to live happily together as a normal couple even if shes treated otherwise 🩷#When he tells the gov he'd never tell them where she is#when he surrenders himself to them as long as it holds them off from getting to her a little longer#when he throws himself into direct danger in s2 in the tunnels#when he proves once again his ability to make logical rational plans in s3 that protect everyone and lessen the burden on el#s4 - he immediately devotes himself to getting her back from the clutches of the government#theyre so excellent man. Mike Wheeler is the perfect boyfriend#he doesnt care about the fact that he shouldn't love her#all he cares about is that he does love her#The lab kept trying to stamp out her individuality and stamp her objectification on her wrist so that everyone else could see her#as the weapon she was raised to be#but Mike immediately ignored that and gave her a real name#from the beginning he only ever saw her as the courageous brilliant hopeful pretty girl that he loved#even when everyone else knew her as eleven the lab girl with mind powers first#mike always saw her as el the unique girl locked deep within her who he wanted to get to know and love#this wasnt supposed to be the lengthy monster that it is but what can i say. im insane about these two#Who's up in the big 2025 appreciating Mileven as the fictional paragon of true love 🗣️🗣️🗣️#the romeo and julietism of mileven#but better#when she keeps up the strong front until shes with him then she can collapse in his arms and be needy and vulnerable#e.g. s3 billy fight scene... s4 desert reunion
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omg that last ask for some reason reminded me of your generalgreviousdatingsim era
credentials: the artist formerly known as generalgrievousdatingsim (and his evil shadow clone gayarsonist)
#gayarsonist wasnt even my worst era for posts but it was unequivocally the one i received the most harassment for#i joke that he has to die for me to be born but its kinda true. i did undergo some kind of butterfly emerging from a chrysalis ego death.
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i love toms thought process like the guy just gets tunnel visioned alot. starts petrifying and even killing muggleborns and he just doesnt realize that the school will be shut down for the danger and incompetence and he will have to stay at his orphanage again. dont make him watch any series his hyperfixation will be detrimental to everyone involved including himself
#au where tom/voldy stops his power/death fixation cuz he had an even bigger fixation in a muggle series he accidentally stumbled to#idk the series i wasnt born in his era#i love him everything unrelated just disappears in his mind#hp#tom riddle#rambles
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I just love when Conan gets yeeted🥹✨
#detective conan#case closed#meitantei conan#dcmk#conan edogawa#heiji hattori#ran mouri#dcmk posting#anime#my own post#art#2000s internet#aesthetic#gif#my gif#shinichi kudo#conan blasi#jimmy kudo#claudia guzman#super old episode when they werent besties i think i wasnt even born
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Born to be an F1 fan.
Forced to be late.
#my favourites are already retired#f1#formula 1#f1 meme#formula one#i wasnt even born or have consciousness to understand f1 when schumi was in ferrari#a ferrari fan since i was in kindergarten without knowing kimi and massa
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“requiem for methuselah” crazy ass episode for many reasons. Kirk is being fully insane, like I don’t actually think, even controlling for how quickly and easily and readily he seems to fall in love with anybody at the slightest encouragement, that he’d go that bonkers for that android woman he just met while everyone on the ship was this close to dying, but that’s neither here nor there, because in the background you’ve got an equally but much more subtly insane episode for Spock, who extremely uncharacteristically admits to experiencing an emotion (or nearly experiencing, whatever) and that emotion is ENVY of all things. And then spends the rest of the episode warning Kirk away from this new love interest (something that doesn’t usually happen, even when Kirk has very inadvisable love interests) and is, in the end, the person who accurately identifies that Rayna’s competing love for Kirk and Flint is ultimately what overwhelms and destroys her with the most killer line in maybe history???
And then to wrap it up we get an equally uncharacteristic sort of denouement scene (TOS loooves to cut an episode off right after the actual climax, leaving little time for falling action or character reflection, or to stick a sitcom-y button on the end where the gang all smiles and laughs at their misadventures and everything resets to zero, which is not a criticism, it’s just the style of that era of tv, honestly) where Kirk is literally miserable over Rayna’s death (again, kind of unusual for a lot of his love interests, he tends to be able to move on pretty quickly) and Spock goes to see him and he falls asleep right in front of Spock (also odd) and then when Bones comes in to give the final word on Flint, Spock waves him off from waking the Captain (tender) and Bones gives him that awful speech about how it’s sadder that Spock can’t even imagine the love Kirk felt for this random android woman than it is that Kirk lost her in the first place (debatable but also rude) and how his great tragedy is that he can’t love at all like they can and how all he wishes is that Kirk could forget about all of this and move on. AND THEN, to have Bones leave and Spock go over to Kirk and very gently, tenderly, reluctantly touch him and put his hand to his forehead and tell him to forget and HAVE THAT BE THE END OF THE EPISODE??? What am I supposed to do with that??
#‘the joys of love made her human. the agonies of love destroyed her’ hUH. What a cool line.#hope it doesn’t become some sort of…thesis statement for you or something SPOCK#listen my number one beef with the way they write bones is that they just make him completely mischaracterize everything to suit the plot#this man is not an idiot he KNOWS Spock has emotions and just suppresses them#you’re going to tell me he’s been on that ship with Spock for years and thinks he feels no love whatsoever for anyone???#like even after what happened in the empath and in that episode where McCoy thought he was dying#he knows Spock loves people!!! COME ON#does he really just mean romantic love?? that’s so boring WRITE HIM BETTER#also they’re banking a lot on people remembering what the Vulcan mind meld is for that last bit#like I know it comes up a lot but…this is 1968 or whatever. They don’t have this shit on dvd to rewatch#you’re counting on really dedicated fan memory here or on people catching reruns#because otherwise it just looks like Spock waiting to be alone to touch Kirk as tenderly as possible and pray he forgets this woman#truly what’s going on#anyway I kind of hated this episode#like quite frankly there was too much going on#are androids people? would Kirk fall in love that hard that quickly and choose it over the safety of his crew?#why wasnt the illness ravaging the crew a bigger deal??#they didn’t even get into WHY flint was immortal#he was just a regular human and apparently the ONLY one who was granted immortality by the earth’s atmosphere#leaving aside the very creepy and very early born sexy yesterday trope going on throughout#but it was a really good Spock episode if you just….dont look at anything else….#the writer for this one also did Day of the Dove and Mirror Mirror which explains a LOT#two other episodes that are interesting for the character dynamics but really chaotic plot wise#anyway imagine saying to Spock’s face that he has no idea what love can drive a man to do#one has to laugh#tos#star trek#as always…. I’m sorry that I’m Like This
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Interesting little thing, Sorn and Nym Orlith's names can both be found in the "male" section of drow names from Dragon Magazine (Sorn meaning enchanted or spell, Nym meaning skeleton or skull, and possibly Orly-th meaning Guild of Challenges).
Sorn says they fled because male drow are treated like dogs. At first I figured it meant his sister went with him for a genuine care of her brother and twin (and perhaps still is the case) but I wonder if Nym is trans and transitioned after leaving the Underdark but kept her name.
#bg3#sorn orlith#nym orlith#bg3 drow#drow#bg3 meta#im on board any reason to trans a character#i was looking up drow names for a dnd character and thought 'wouldnt it be cool if bg3 uses this'#nere could be neer meaning root or strong#dhourn could be dhaun meaning infested or plague#which interestingly is a gender neutral name#min and thara meaning lesser glyph/rune#dhourn says hes third born. third born sons are sacrificed unless one of the two older brothers died#OR. he could be ftm#being trans in drow society could have so many interesting implications.#was nym not allowed to transition into a 'higher' status? is dhourn 'allowed' because he transitioned into a 'lesser' status?#did dhourn leave his house because he ended up being a third born man who Wasnt sacrificed to lolth?#i have so many delicious trans drow thoughts.#you know#im not even sure if we're told dhourne is a man. we can tell him to respect us if we play as a drow woman#but i assume enby drow would have lesser status to a cis drow woman.#the implications are interesting.
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guys we do realize Splashtail ISN'T an atheist right? we know the definition of atheist?
#i wasnt sure why it was bothering me at first to see ppl complaining about Splash being a stereotyped 'evil atheist'#until i realized. he is not even an atheist#atheist means you do not believe in a higher power. it does not exist.#mothwing and cloudtail were atheists (but they are NOT anymore. both of them are shown to believe now#even if Mothwing still doesnt commune with them she DOES believe they exist)#splashtail believes StarClan exists he jsut doesnt RESPECT them. he refuses to accept them as his gods#but he BELIEVES in a higher power. therefore hes not atheist#not agnostic either i would argue.#see this is the thing about worlds where religion is REAL. its hard to have atheist/agnostic characters when the worlds religion is REAL#im warrior cats the existence of StarClan is undeniable AND its not just StarClan! but the Tribe of EH and ghost cats and whatever else!#cats are even BIOLOGICALLY BORN with this power of religion built into them (see: the Sisters the Three any med cat really)#Splashtail is not DENYING that StarClan exists. so i dont think calling him atheist is a fitting label#just my two cents as an atheist#warrior cats#warriors#splashtail#asc#asc spoilers#a starless clan#asc wind#wc wind
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