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millionsknives · 11 months ago

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bait / hook / line / sinker

#the hunger games #finnick odair #thg #the hunger games fanart #this was a very very weird painting for me.#like i have painted decapitated heads and severed arms and shattered ribs and guts falling out and gallons of blood #and not once have i ever looked up from my work and been disgusted or disturbed by what i’ve painted #but the first day i was working on this one i looked at it and just felt so sick i had to get up and take a shower to get away from it #HE WAS 14 WTF WTF WTF WTF #that is a baby. that is a little kid. turned into a killer and paraded around like a novelty and used like a toy.#but on the whole i am very satisfied with this propaganda piece it's just as beautiful and unsettling as i wanted it to be #ugh my mind. nothing in the composition is overt but all the implications are there #not just the capitol's sexualization and brutalization of children but the fetishization of the districts' labor as well #as my good friend and mutual theworldiswhispering said.#'the hard labor you do is not safe from being romanticized by the people who benefit from it at your expense'#and i think about that every day #wherefore art thou #thg reread #why he so smooth.. just like a shark #[katniss voice] mfs took all my body hair cant have shit in the capitol #i just know tumblr's gonna crunch the quality of these images but i worked on a canvas 4 times larger than the usual size #so a lot of the detail gets lost when i post it. oh well. click for quality i guess #his expression changes when you're far away #far away he looks kind of vacant #close up he's smiling. like the photographer wanted a specific cocky emotion from him and it was there #but when you zoom out there's just a thousand yard stare #i did think about turning these into prints or actual posters but um. i don't think i should do that

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naturiisms · 2 years ago

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AYANNA: that's kinda nasty maybe u can have him back tomorrow i got a weak belly...

AYANNA: i-- HOOOOWWWWW

AYANNA: tell me ur hungry next time ok? i'll cook for u :p and then after ur full we can go back and put his car on bricks for trying to set u up

MADINA: please dont forget his eyes get super dry and crusty MADINA: we caught the microwave on fire but the fire alarm didn't go off MADINA: like can u believe that... what if we had died.. i kinda feel like he was trying to get rid of us honest 2 god

#*ayanna x interacts.#*ayanna x madina.#madiinas #AAHHHHH #thank u omfg #i was like wtf i cant have shit

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snekdood · 11 months ago

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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else #you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should #change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting #affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree #with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them #or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you #an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont #set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police #n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you #throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.

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overchromatic · 5 months ago

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Giving him a brand new type of autism

#pokemon #pokemon black and white #pkmn bw #n pokemon #natural harmonia gropius #fanart #i cant believe i have to add his full name as a tag that shit is downright STUPID #like hello Mr. Gropius. wtf man. no wonder he just goes by N #scenecore

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demadogs · 1 year ago

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“robin talks to mike about him being gay-” “lucas talks to-” “vickie talks-”

NO! you guys are all wrong. no one talks to him. mike just accidentally sees robin and vickie kissing and laughing and he has an out of body experience when he realizes that people like him can be happy and find love and that is enough to push him to talk to will.

#also HE ALREADY KNOWS HES GAY NO ONES GONNA POINT IT OUT TO HIM HE KNOWS DAMN WELL #i am so confident about this prediction PLEASE ITD BE SO GOOD #but this would be like after a whole lot of shit goes down #like i imagine this would happen after mike kisses him in the upside down but then when theyre back in hawkins he shuts him out again #and wills like wtf bro youre gay and hes like we cant be gaaaay and then he sees robin ans vickie and it changes everything #you know my giant ass post i used to have pinned that was mikes entire s5 arc i kinda wanna rewrite it and post it #itll mostly be the same just new stuff #byler #stranger things #byler predictions

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muckyschmuck · 1 month ago

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ultimately!

#ELIIIIIIII YOU CANT SAY THAT ELIIIIIIIIIIII #audiof from not even emily latest video go watch literally its so fuckingfunny #dont even ask me how eli fits in hance' 5'2 dad's clothes pls ok #my art #digital art #oc art #anthro art #not even gonna lie i thfought i wasnt gonan finish this but we pulled thru #if quality gets murdered i will cry #swhy are all my favorite drawings baby sugar and eliyah interacting #i like themb #i was gonna add fucking comical cartoon slipping noises when her antler popped off but imovie literalsly. it didnt work it wpuldnt let me #vid too biggy #also noahs ark esque announcement for ppl thta read my evil ramble tags i miiight nuke sanguinary univers bc i love my ocs too much to like #like i dont wanna marry my first idea and i love them too much to box them into a project I PERSONALLY FEEL LIKE I FUMBLED LIKE #OK LITERALLY NO INSULT WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT BUT IT WAS my firsy ever comic and i feeeeel like i can do betteeerrr a #meowweooww #like if it was small things i wanted to change i could juts panel edit but its like. major things like when i started chapter 1 i had #LITERALLY NO PLAN JUST MY nerdy vampire obsession. which is still present. giggle h #breaking news boygirl learns that they arent rlly proudof the writing in comic thye started when they were a teenager #ALSO I LITERALLY HAVE LORE THAT IVE. BEEN MAKING THAT CONTRADICTS THINGS (? PROBABLY) SO ok trust me ok just trust m #also yes this is what i’ve been working on except that animatsuon i mentioned with eli crying because priorities or someth #not except wtf i mean insyead or some other shit #also i just looked at this wall of text on mobile and like ew shut up little gay

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phykoha · 7 months ago

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I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

#blah blah blah #vent #like i was just responding to my name being called???? i literally just went “huh?” which i do all the time?????#and when you walk off mumbling shit that i cant hear bc we're dozens of feet away from each other in a loud ass store #and i come over and ask what you wanted #and youre like “i said we'll talk when you drop the attitude” or whatever and have the audacity to smirk at me like its a joke and i have #any idea wtf youre talking about #like i got so frustrated and upset about it that i legit cried for like an hour after that. while still doing my work bc i just wanna get #done and go home.#this is about one of my managers btw. if it wasn't obvious #like shes cool most of the time. but she says shit sometimes that make me wanna quit on the fucking spot

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avocado62524 · 4 months ago

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#im lazy as hell #4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha #megastar #im rewatching g1 #ill draw better latee trust me #i just need to learn how to draw #hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it #maccadam #transformers #anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together #they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs #5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao #megatron #starscream #dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan #and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit #ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill #recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price #$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30 #for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club #maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill #can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan #sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)

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marimeeko · 23 days ago

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Izuku goes back to classes and the kids eventually notice that GEMG Dynamight hasn't interrupted Midoriya-sensei's classes in quite a while. Midoriya-sensei, oblivious fucker as he is, realizes that they are right and wonders. (Katsuki is still driving him to work as usual, and he still sees him when he takes a patrol shift, so it hadn't registered) Izuku chalks it up to Katsuki just being a busy hero during the day.

Anyway, conversation wanders, the kids find out that Midoriya-sensei has a date later!

They all get excited, and they start asking him, where is DynaMight taking him?? "Are you going to get him flowers, you totally should, Midoriya-sensei!"

Izuku stalls out, looking at all of them confusedly, and says "guys, there's a misunderstanding, I'm not going on a date with Dynamight...?"

Class loses their shit, and ask him WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

And Izuku has to awkwardly explain that he is dating Uraraka/pro hero Uravity

And in a total shock to Izuku, the class loses their shit again and are like WAIT YOU AND DYNAMIGHT BROKE UP?!! WHEN!?!

Izuku is deep in the shit now and has to tell them that they were never dating and the class DOESNT BELIEVE HIM. Their entire worldview has been shifted with this information. They literally thought that Sensei and DynaMight were 100 percent dating. Why else. WHY ELSE would Dynamight crash his classes, come do guest presentations so often, and flirt with him during lunch??

Cue a weird play on the Parent Trap where Izukus students try to get DynaMight and Sensei back together, lmao.

#bakudeku #this is obviously a joke #or is it #izuku you need to realize what yiu have done lmao #ALSO YES I AM 💯 KEEPING THE HEADCANON OF KATSUKI BUGGING HIM AT UA AND BRINGING LUNCHES #you can pry that hc out lf my cold dead hands #katsuki hasnt shown up with lunches like that for a while after the epilogue though....#i wonder if it could have anything to do with a broken heart #eventually izuku will figure it out #and everything will be fine #lmao let me have this #post 431 #some levity for the tag #lowkey hilarious hc that the students ship them together #even Kota hears this shit and is like WTF #youve been obsessed with the guy since i met you #you cant get past Kota

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dawnofiight · 5 months ago

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Now Presenting: Sophia Rhone

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evelynpr · 1 month ago

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FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.

Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.

I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).

NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA

YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH

(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)

THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.

They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.

#THIS WAS SRSLY MY BKDK ACADEMIA #I CANT IMAGINE HOW INSANE HORIKOSHI IS FOR IMAGINING THIS AS AN OG ENDING???#CUS WTF. IZUKU GENUINELY TRUSTS BKG SO MUCH IN WANTING TO BE THE NUMBER 1 HERO HES FINE WITH HIM HAVING OFA. WHAT #BKG WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED AND WOULD DO THE SAME THING HE DID IN THE CANON ENDING NGL IF THIS HAPPENED #HE WOULD N O T LOSE IZUKU BY HIS SIDE BRO #IZUKU WOULD CONTINUE AND GRADUATE AS A LEGIT QUIRKLESS HERO EVEN EARLIER IN THE SERIES- WHAT THE FUCK LSKFJKJSD #OK IM JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY THEY GAVE OCHAKO MORE SHIT TO FLOAT LIKE GODDAMN #SHE WORKS SO WELL WITH TSU AND SERO HELL YEAH!!! IM SURPRSIED NO ONE DRAWS THEM TOGETHER MORE AS FRIENDS!!!#(guess I'm doing that now. tsk.)#I have moved on so much from my younger years bkg hate that seeing him succeed and do shit legit makes me so fucking happy-#thATS MY WINNING FIGHTING FUCKING KINGGGGGG #and Izuku being the absolutely selfless and darling sunshine he is and being so deranged in beating this dudes ass. always beautiful.#ily sm izukuuuu #also. brief TODOIIDA YAYYYYY THEY WERE SO BACK TO BACK IN BEATING THE CHIMERA DUDE LKSFLKSJK #yes kiri and tsu were also there and were Awesome- but u can tell its these two back to back #when iida reminds shoto to prioritize saving civilians with his hand on his shoulder yeAHHH thats their THEME RIGHT THEREEE #they both learned that together from deku and now are always fighting side by side fuck yeAHHHH #ok thats enough. i fucking love these movies. idc if theyre basic big selling fight scene crap and are shallow to most ppl #i care abt these kids and this world and its fucking heroes and villains n jackshit so much #if anyone stops me from enjoying this they can go suck their own dick and crack their neck trying. ha.#evelynpr bnha #bnha #mha #my hero academia #heroes rising #bkdk #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki

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sickfires · 1 year ago

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you know between tyzias being friends with daraya and dammek im surprised she doesn’t own a pair of spiked bracelets

that's what the oversized hoodie is for.

#you cant be in quadrants with those two and NOT be a closetted punk #i swear between the three of them they have an entire troll hot topic's worth of dumb accessories #i imagine most of the time they just forget their shit at her hive though #tyzias #tyzias entykk #darts #this was supposed to be a warm-up but it took like four hours longer than it should have #hiveswap #hiveswap friendsim #edit: FIXED PROPORTIONS BECAUSE ??? WTF WAS I ON #requests

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puffles · 1 month ago

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Doesn't this just do the same thing at the end of the day?? "`Western view of their identities and manipulated the text in the process" lol??

#slow damage #shit gotta tell all the nb/gnc jp artists i follow that theyre westerners now #like i dislike the eyepussy shit as much as the next person but cmon??#you'd think maybe the gender ambiguous characters existing in rei's vincinity might be a commentary and contrast to him of some sorts #but no i guess those people cant exist in japan... for some reason #it just really results in a clunky text translation that ultimately has the same effect at the end of the day imo #the reasoning is the part that i have the most issue ofc #i think its valid to choose to avoid pronouns completely but ??? wtf do you mean by that #edit: apparently the tl is MTL rewrite. typical.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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good news I got that bullet out I can speak me truth

Charles wears a collar to let Erik choke him with it, maybe some binds BUT ALSO maybe some consensual mind control, happily making Erik tie him up in a sense then letting him get a full look like “well, wonder what you could do while I’m like this :)” who knows. anyways gonna get my bullet wound sewn up since Erik just yanked it out of me

good morning beautiful inbox of mine i see youre trying to kill me before 10AM

#nsft #snap chats #this the type of greed seen in the bible IM SCREAMING SO LOUUUDDDD #none of you read past these tags. please im indecent #im bookmarking that first one ........ i have diabolical imagery with that one i might subject everyone to later this week #MAYBE. we know how i get when i say 'i wanna draw that' <-i dont <- BUT I REALLY WANT TO <- or if it too naughty i hide it #metal cage just made me shrivel BUT I ALSO SEE THE VISION. thats part of the vision i think ENOUGUH--#part of the appeal of erik's magnetism is the danger OF the metal and how tight it can squeeze charles .... //devious hand wringing//#wait the collar name bit tho For Erik am i devious for wanting 'magnus' to be on it. i like that being charles' nickname for erik..#on that note charles goin round callin erik his like. Playroom Name in public is the funniest shit i imagined LIKE DAWG #DAWG I KNOW YOU DONT CARE IF PEOPLE NKOW /YOUR/ KINKS BUT BRO #sorry just reminded myself of the funeral scene from 92 where charles finally calls magneto 'erik'#and i just imagine the gang going 'wait his names been erik this whole time wtf is magnus about then' Like Professor ......#anyway no one look at me i fear im gonna be having indecent thinkings all day. or at least until lunch #thank you all for waking me up this morning i kinda wanted to rot in bed but i cant be a freak if i do that can i #also i have class. in twenty minutes. //screaming//

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mondaymelon · 3 months ago

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guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#so im . i have to makeup an online class session right #i have to be on a zoom from 7 pm to 9 #and im like cool sure i can do that but i just got out of conditioning and the crew team is going to culvers for fundraising #and like... the zoom wont be that strict right. i can have my camera off probably haha #top ten words spoken before disaster i tell u wtf #girl pulls up to the zoom call #CALLS ATTENDANCE 4 TIMES #btw #atp im in the culvers line tryna order right. she then sets down some rules #camera on. microphone has to be working #okok rudimentary stuff i can work w that right.. haha no then she goes you cant talk or laugh keep ur full face in the frame and NORMALLY t #that kinda sturff wouldnt be a probelm but im over here at culvers being big backed yk so i go ok. no worries ill lock in #so i borrow my friends knockoff airpods and sneak a couple bites in of my cheese curds but like fast sneaky and hand over mouth type shit y #anyways the tags are probably gonna get cut off so ill wrap this up. i suffer through not being able to take a bite of my burger for a good #hour and 20 minutes and thne my phone just fucking dies. after all that #i had to like dodge my friends hands in the air i had to make sure no one was in my camera frame cause girl would regularly check too #that and my lack of sleep for the past three weeks just accumulate to me sobbing in culvers im so paatheicsdafjsdl

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korinpie · 4 months ago

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trying to read ellie williams x reader without the smut is so hard T-T i blocked the smut tag and everything on multiple sites and STILL thirsts get on my feed, and this is from an demiromantic asexual. guys stop being horny /j

#korin is talking #sometimes the shit i see is WEIRD #like wtf #but also do what you want #just tag properly please i beg of you #you cant just say they're “only making out” and have their fingers in each others ass like #i cant do this anymore #ellie williams x reader

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