#i was like hm! eiji! interesting!

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ofc im not tearing up bc of some banana fish animation... why would i?

[utapri-translations-uuuu]

Special Mini Story:

A match to determine the strongest member of the Shinsengumi? - Translation (新選組最強決定戦？)

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Key

Hijikata Toshizo - Otori Eiichi

Nagakura Shinpachi - Sumeragi Kira

Todo Heisuke - Mikado Nagi

Okita Soji - Otori Eiji

Kondo Isami - Kiryuin Van

Harada Sanosuke - Hyuga Yamato

Saito Hajime - Amakusa Shion

Harada: Hey, if we’re talking about who is the strongest among us, I wonder who it would be.

Todo: What is this all of a sudden? What’s the matter?

Harada: I just got a little curious. The Shinsengumi is known as a group of strong guys, right? I thought it might be interesting to see who’s the strongest among us.

Okita: If that’s the case, may I nominate myself? I think I have a good chance.

Nagakura: Feel free to nominate yourself. However, I will not yield the title of the strongest. Your swordsmanship may be clean, but mine is better suited for real combat.

Todo: If we’re talking about actual combat, it will require being able to adapt and prepare for unexpected attacks. In that case, wouldn’t I, being the intellectual type, have an overwhelming advantage?

Saito: Hm...

Todo: Hey, don’t just stand back and watch from afar. Come and join in!

Saito: No, I’m not really...

Nagakura: Heisuke is right. Without you, it would be an incomplete match, Saito.

Saito: ... I see. I personally don’t think my skills are that great, but thank you both.

Harada: I know you guys are strong, but I can use not only swords but also spears. Spears have a longer reach than swords. In actual combat, it’s clear that I have the advantage.

Hijikata: What on earth are you all doing? I can hear your voices from far away. Even though I’m off duty and I can overlook things to some extent, you’re being far too noisy.

Kondo: Deciding who is the strongest seems fun, doesn’t it? Who is in the lead right now?

Okita: Perfect timing, Kondo-san. The other day, you said you wanted to make me your successor, right? That means you think I’m the strongest one among all of us, doesn’t it?

Hijikata: It seems like you’re going ahead with your own agenda and leaving me out, Kondo-san. And you too, Soji. Is it enough for you to be recognized just by Kondo-san?

Okita: Of course, that’s not the case. But it’s true that Kondo-san said that. Right?

Kondo: Well, that’s still, you know... It’s just a hope of mine. I intended to properly consult with Toshi once the discussion becomes a bit more formal, of course. Besides, a successor is someone you entrust with the future, right? Before we talk about skills, it’s better if they are younger...

Okita: Eh, is my only redeeming quality that I’m young? That’s terrible. If that's the case, I can’t rely on Kondo-san. My only ally is Hijikata-san after all.

Hijikata: … I’m sorry for not being young.

Kondo: No, that’s not what I meant… sorry…

Todo: … Somehow, it feels like it’s turned into a contest to determine who is the strongest at wheedling rather than a discussion about martial arts… Unlike those three, I don’t take part in such childish things, but for now, Soji seems to be the strongest.

Nagakura: If it's not about competing in martial arts, then I’ll withdraw as well. I can’t really say I’m skilled at talking, and even if I were to win, I wouldn’t be particularly happy about it.

Harada: You’d be better off writing. Or rather, if that’s the case, let’s have a fair fight with spears.

Saito: No, please wait a moment. There was something about what Harada-san just said that I found hard to accept.

Harada: Hm? Which part?

Saito: It’s about who is good at writing. When it comes to writing, both Kondo-san and Hijikata-san are also exceptional.

Nagakura: … Sounds like this is going to be a long story.

Saito: Kondo-san’s writing is always filled with passionate feelings. For example, the letter he recently sent to his hometown was not just a simple report; it contained many extraordinarily astute opinions. It was a splendid piece of work...

Kondo: I don’t remember showing the letter to Saito-kun, but maybe it’s just my imagination...?

Saito: Hijikata-san surreptitiously has a refined hobby of composing haiku that reflect the four seasons. Many of his haiku touch upon the mundane aspects of daily life with a gentle gaze, which I also appreciate. One passage I especially like is...

Hijikata: Ah, enough already. If you’re going to keep doing pointless things, you must have a lot of energy left. From now on, everyone will forgo their break to train.

Kondo: Haha. Everyone seems to be having a hard time, but this is all for the Shinsengumi. Keeping that in mind, please do your best.

Hijikata: What are you talking about? You will naturally be participating too.

Kondo: Eh, me too...? I’m in trouble...

Okita: … If it’s a competition for the strongest at taking charge, then Hijikata-san is the best. I can’t win against him.

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(10/10) Gothic night ~An Invitation to a Mysterious Mansion~ - LE Event Story Translation (UR Camus)

Synopsis: Masato, Ren, Reiji, Camus, Kira, and Eiji were chosen to collaborate with a theme park's Halloween event. In accordance with the event concept, the six members will play the role as the guides of a mysterious world. Don't miss out on the live performance by these special units!ーAll the guides are awaiting for your visit.

Ch 1:

Ren: A collaboration event with a theme park, huh. It says that we'll be doing a Halloween-related project and live performance during the event… Masato: The concept is described as a "gothic night". It looks like they'll be decorating the whole park with this theme for immersion. Masato: …A mysterious world that lies between reality and the otherworld, huh. The setting seems to test our imagination and our expressive skills. Ren: Hm, don't tell me you don't have any confidence in it? I'm actually quite excited about this job though. Ren: I mean, the fact that we'll be acting as "a guide of the mysterious mansion who controls in-between worlds" is interesting enough as it is. Masato: It's not that I lack confidence. On the contrary, I, too, would like to explore all kinds of expression in order to connect the audience with the worldview. Masato: However, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is up to us to make sure that all visitors will go to see every corner of the event. Ren: True, it looks like they'll be playing a movie from "the guide" to each attraction. Ren: I guees we should be more attentive to the way we act and film the movie so that people can see everything that goes around. Ren: …And besides, I'm also looking forward to a special unit live with Bukki and Gikki. Masato: Yeah. I'm also happy to know that I got the chance to sing with Camus-senpai and Eiji. Ren: Either way, it looks like it's going to be an exciting Halloween night. I think I'll be contacting Bukki and the other for a strategy meeting right away. Masato: Hmm, I'd like to say hello to Camus-senpai and the other in advance too. Since it's related with Halloween, should I bring sweets with me…? Ren: You're so stiff as always, Hijirikawa. Well, if it's sweets then I think both of them would be happy with it. Ren: By the way… Halloween is not only just about sweets, but pranks as well. If it's you then, what kind of prank would you prepare? Masato: Prank, you say? Making your co-stars feel uncomfortable is completely unacceptable. I have no intention of preparing such a thing. Ren: Of course, that's a given. It's just that, I think it's fine if you could just relax and be a little bit more "playful". Masato: …What do you want to say? Ren: Not in particular. However, pranks are an essential spice for Halloween. You don't have to be too negative or dismissive about it. Masato: Are you trying to give me a warning? That's none of your business. Instead of worrying about other people, why don't you just focus on your own work. Masato: (But still…"playful", huh. It seems like it has a different nuance than just a prank…Hmm)

Ch 2:

-HE★VENS Dorm's Living Room- Eiji: (A Halloween collaboration, huh. "Gothic night"… it seems to be an interesting concept) Eiji: (And besides, I'm paired with Hijirikawa-san and Camus-san for this event and we'll be able to sing again together too. In this opportunityー) Kira: Eiji, I made some tea. …Would you like to drink it? Eiji: Thanks, Kira. I guess I'll take you up on that offer. Kira: By the way…a Halloween collaboration event, huh. Looking at the contents, it looks like it'll be quite challenging…I'm really looking forward to it. Eiji: Right. Plus, it's nice to be able to sing together with everyone regardless of agency differences. Eiji: There's still a lot that I can learn from Camus-san and Hijirikawa-san, so I'm looking forward to performing on stage with the three of us. Kira: Stage…huh. Actually…I got contacted by Jinguji-san earlier about that matter. He said that he wanted to have a kick-off meeting…to discuss about the event. Eiji: Is that so. A kick-off meeting, huh…how nice. By having a meeting like that, it makes it much more easier to talk to, right. Kira: Eiji…what's wrong? If you have any concerns…I'd be here to listen. Eiji: Rather than concern…if it's possible, I'd like to get closer to Camus-san through this job. Eiji: Oh, of course I also feel the same way too with everyone else. It's just that, I still get nervous when it comes to Camus-san. Kira: He's a professional person…who is strict with himself and others. It's not surprising to feel tense…with those atmosphere around him. Eiji: Yeah. But as members of the same unit, I definitely think it would be better if we could get to know each other better. Kira: I see…I think that's a good idea. I'm sure if it's Eiji…you'll be able to deepen your friendship with him. Eiji: Fufu, I'm happy to hear that. Thanks. I'll try to do my best! Kira: I think…I'd also like to follow Eiji's example too. I want to use this opportunity…to build even better relationships with everyone. Kira: And that would also lead…for us to have an even more amazing performance. Eiji: Yup, I also had the same thought. Let's deepen our bonds with everyone and put on the best performance ever! Kira: Yeah…let's do our best together. For the sake of Halloween live…that will remains in everyone's memories.

Ch 3:

-TV Station's Dressing Room- Reiji: Hm? I got a message from Ren-Ren. What is it… Oh, it's an invitation to dinner! Of course it's totally OK, and send☆ Reiji: He said that he wanted to talk about the Halloween live, you hear me. Seriously, he's pretty attentive and thoughtful about things like this~ I'm very impressed♪ Reiji: Hey, Myu-chan. How's things going with your unit? Have you been properly communicating with them? Camus: We only just exchanged greeting with each other when this project was decided. Reiji: Just a greeting!? Don't you make a group chat or something just like us? Camus: Meeting is scheduled and arranged to be held face-to-face. I don't have any intention to increase any unnecessary interactions. Camus: And besides, as long as all the necessary details are confirmed, being able to coordinate them perfectly is what a pro is supposed to do. Reiji: Well, I kinda get it but, you see, there should have been moreー Camus: You may come in. …Hm? Camus: Otori? What business do you have? Eiji: Hello, sorry for suddenly bothering you. Um… I actually came here for work but, I heard that Kotobuki-san and Camus-san are here as well so I thought I'd at least say hello…! Reiji: Talk about nice timing☆ We were just about to talk about the Halloween matter♪ Eiji: Really? Actually, I was hoping that if we happened to meet, we could talk a little bit about it…! Camus: …About that, you should just do it during our meeting. Our break time is almost over. Reiji: Eehh~! Is there such a thing!? …I'm sorry about it, and you even took time to come all the way over here. Eiji: It's okay! Likewise, I'm sorry for coming in at such a bad timing. Next time, I'll make sure to visit at a time when I won't be a bother! Reiji: Geez, Myu-chan is so cold… But, it's nice that he's also pretty tought too, isn't he☆ Camus: Hmph, suits yourself. …I'll be heading to the studio first. Reiji: (I'm sure that Myu-chan was just thinking in his own way but…it seems that the other side actually wanted to communicate with him) Reiji: I hope I can do something about it before we start practicing for the Halloween live.

Ch 4:

-Restaurant- Reiji: Thank you for the meal! Seriously, the place that Ren-Ren pick is always the best☆ Ren: Thanks. But…it's such a shame that Gikki couldn't come. Thought it can't be helped since it was an urgent job. Reiji: I mean, we're just having a kick-off meeting after all. We can just reschedule it again later! Ren: That's right. While it's quite productive to talk about it in a group chat. Talking about it face-to-face is different after all. Reiji: Oh, that reminds me! Talking about a group chat, you see. Reiji: I actually recommend Myu-chan to do the same thing when doing this project. But did you know what his response is? Reiji: "I don't have any intention to increase any unnecessary interactions", he said! Rei-chan's heart got crushed like usual…*sigh* Ren: Haha, I see. That response somehow sounds just like the usual Baron. Reiji: But then I had thought, you see. What if the other two who get paired with him actually do wanted to get closer and getting along well with him. Ren: Yeah, I feel the same way too. …That's right. If the purpose of it is to have a proper communication then… Ren: How about throwing a little party for ourselves in preparation for the Halloween event? Ren: This way, we can still communicate with each other and have a work-related discussion too. Ren: It's kind of like the kickoff meeting we were going to have today, but instead, we're turning it into a Halloween party. Reiji: …As expected of Ren-Ren. Actually, I also was thinking the same thing too☆ Reiji: And besides, Kirarin who couldn't come today can also participate in it too. And given the context, I'm sure Myu-chan would also come as well. Ren: Now then, it's settled… I'll be contacting Hijirikawa, Gikki and the other. Ren: Can I rely on Bukki to invite Baron to join us? Reiji: Why, of course! I'll lure Myu-chan out of his house with my skill, so you can just leave it to me☆ Ren: Fufu, looks like it's going to be even more busier now. This year's Halloween is going to be a lively one.

Ch 5:

A few days later. With a team in charge of cooking for the Halloween Party. Reiji: And therefore…the strategy meeting has now begin! Feel free to give out your opinions! Eiji: G-Got it! I'll try to do my best so that I'd be of help! Eiji: Um, then… What should we decide on first? Masato: You're right… Let's think about what we should do for the main food first, it'd be easier to prepare for other things too after that. Masato: I heard that it will be a standing buffet party style this time. And therefore, I think it would be good to have finger food as our main. Eiji: That's a good idea! I think that being able to eat casually will makes it easier to interact with everyone as well. Masato: Well then, I'll try to think of a few candidates based on my repertoire. I'd also like to hear Kotobuki-senpai's opinion later on. Eiji: Ah, if that's the case, then…can I be in charge of mainly the sweets? Eiji: I do have experiences in baking sweets and… I actually do have a Halloween-themed menu in mind. Eiji: I was so happy to have been invited to this party… Eiji: So, it's not like I'm trying to return the favor, but I hope that my sweets can help us have a fun Halloween party. Masato: I see. Eiji, I certainly appreciate your enthusiasm. Reiji: Fufu, that's great♪ Well then, I'll be in charge of the drinks andー Reiji: Perhaps I can offer some information about Myu-chan's favorite sweets to that lost little young guy over there! Eiji: Eh? Kotobuki-san, how did you…! Reiji: Fufufu. You came to our dressing room the other day, right? At that time, I'm sure it's because you were trying to get closer with Myu-chan☆ Eiji: I'm really sorry at that time…! It's just that, I'm really looking forward for this job…and of course, this party too. Masato: That feelings of yours was very much conveyed. I'm sure that Camus-senpai also realize it as well. Masato: I may not be able to help much, but I'd like to help you out. If there is anything I can help you with, please don't hesitate to ask. Eiji: Kotobuki-san…Hijirikawa-san. Thank you so much. I'll do my best! Eiji: For this Halloween Party, and for the job this time too, let's make sure to make it extremely enjoyable to everyone!

Ch 6:

At the same time, at a shopping mall. With the team in charge of shopping. Ren: ーIf we're talking about halloween then it means to dress up but… with everyone so busy and all, I don't think we can be too fancy with it. Ren: But on the day of the party, I think a simple accessory to wear would be enough to set the right atmosphere. Kira: That's…a good idea. Since it's also…halloween. It's better…if everyone can have fun. Camus: …Wait. I agreed to participate because it was a "social gathering that also served as a meeting." Camus: But I don't remember saying anything about putting on a cheap costume. Stop trying to bring me into any more of your strange familiarities. Ren: Baron, we'll be having a halloween party this time. In a way, you could say that this is like a dress code. Camus: It's no use trying to talk your way out of it. I refuse to go along with this. Kira: Well then…how about this? A rabbit ears…headband. It's 3800 yen. Ren: Pfft…! Oh well, that's….quite cute on you. Camus: You bastard… Are you telling me to put that on? Kira: Yeah…this one is not cheap either…and it looks expensive too. If this one is not to your liking then…there's also a dog or a panda versionー Camus: That's not what I mean, you fool! Kira: Oh…Well then, forgive me. I thought that if we could try the other things as well…I could understand Camus-san's taste and preference. Ren: I see. So basically, Gikki was actually trying to get to know Baron better. Ren: Certainly, it would make communication and other things smoother during the Halloween live. Camus: …Hmph. If that's the intention, then I guess it's somewhat understandable. But those ears headband is another matter. Kira: Well, if ears headband is a no then…how about this pumpkin head? If you wear them…I think you can be the main star of the party. Camus: I don't need it! I don't have any intention to be the main star of the party! And I also refuse to wear a headgear accesorry, absolutely not! Ren: (…Oh my, looks like they're starting to get along well. This party is going to turn out to be quite a good time)

Ch 7:

In the middle of preparation for the Halloween party. Eiji: Hijirikawa-san, is it okay to put the hors d'oeuvres on the table now? Masato: Oh yeah, please do. As soon as I finish setting out the cutlery, I'll come and help you out. Eiji: Thank you so much! Looking at all of this reminds me that it really is happening, isn't it. Somehow…I feel quite emotional about it. Eiji: Once again, I realized that we could throw such a wonderful party by combining everyone's efforts and ideas. Masato: That's right, I feel the same way too. Let's strengthen our friendship for today so that we can create something even better in preparation for the event later. Ren: Wow, this looks spectacular. I'm getting hungry just by looking at it. Kira: You're right. We also…can't afford to lose either. Let's hurry and prepare…for the decorations and props. Masato: Hm? …Oh, it's a message from Kotobuki-senpai and Camus-senpai. They've just finished their work and are on their way here. Masato: Eiji, I think it's time to get the sweets ready. If it's Camus-senpai, I'm sure that would be the first thing he'd set his eyes on. Eiji: Got it, I'll line them up right now! Sigh… Now I'm getting nervous. I hope he'd like it. - Kira: I'll put all the costume props…on this table. Rabbit ears headband…and devil's tail… Ren: Hm? This Halloween-designed pen…is it yours, Gikki? Kira: Yeah. I bought it…as an extra because…it seemed like a typical Halloween item. Kira: It might look like an ordinary pen…but apparently if you push the button on top here…it seems to generate an electricity. Kira: It's written here that…it can be quite stimulating. I'm thinking of trying it out first…to make sure there's no danger… And if there's no problem…maybe we can use it. Ren: …Wait, can I be the one to try it? I just have to push the button here, right. …! Ren: This is…quite intense. There's a tickling sensation in addition to the pain, I'm not a big fan of it. Kira: I see…let me try it too. …!! True… It's indeed more intense…than I thought. Kira: I guess…some people might not be good with this. Thanks…Jinguji-san. For…your cooperation. Ren: No problem. It was worth the trouble since I got to see Gikki's playful side again, and for that I'm glad I could be of service. Ren: …And therefore, let's put this one aside for now. It's a secret between the two of us.

Ch 8:

Reiji: Attention, please~! Has everyone got their glasses? Now then, without further ado… Everyone: Cheers! Eiji: So yummy…! Using herbs in the canapé filling was such a good idea. As expected of Hijirikawa-san…! Masato: Thanks. But the donuts that Eiji made are also delicious. All that training was worth it. Ren: Gikki, look at this picture. All of the headbands surprisingly look good on everyone. Kira: Yeah. It seems like…they enjoyed it more than I expected. Maybe it would have been better…if there had been more variety. Reiji: That's right. This is what Halloween should feel like, it's the best party ever☆ And what's more, Myu-chan seems satisfied as well! Camus: The sweets weren't that bad, and that's about it. If you have time for small talk, then let's move on to the meeting. Camus: For this event, while the live performance is obviously important, I believe that the acting aspect is also crucial as well. Ren: Acting… You mean about our role as "guides" of Gothic night, right? Ren: If that's so, then I agree. I also discussed this with Hijirikawa too, about how that might be the point in whether or not we might be able to draw in the "guests" to immerse into the worldview. Masato: Yeah. …I think each individual's acting plan is likely to be the key, especially during the solo filming for the movie. Reiji: That's right. The live performance will also be in line with our acting in that worldview too. Eiji: Our acting…and the movie… Camus: …Otori seems to have something on his mind. Tell us of your opinion. Eiji: Eh? Um, rather than an opinion…it's just something that crossed my mind but… Eiji: It's just that, thanks to everyone's efforts, we were all able to hold this amazing Halloween partyー Eiji: And that's why, I was just wondering if we can also create an acting plan and the movie in the same way as well. Camus: …I understand what you're trying to say. But since we have a solo filming as well, we can't exactly plan the same acting now, can we. What will you do about that? Kira: In that case…I have an idea.

Ch 9:

Kira: How about…we focus on producing each unit of this movie…by theme? Kira: Just like how we divided the responsibilities…of cooking and shopping team…for today's party. Eiji: That might be a good idea. Having the same theme for each unit would create a sense of unity, and each person could think of their own acting strategy according to that theme. Camus: Hmm… Come to think of it, there is something that is written here in the additional material that was given when the offer was made. Camus: The in-between world can only be connected to the real world during the Halloween season, which allows guests to wander in and out. Camus: It's said that the guides have a role to entertain the guests and send them back to the real world after the Halloween is over. Ren: That additional setting, it would be an important point if we were to decide on a theme for each unit. Ren: If it were me, I'd be tempted to seduce the lost lady and keep her, rather than send her away. Ren: But I'm sure there are others who would think otherwise. For example, Hijirikawa seems to be the type who would endure the pain and send them back. Masato: Don't just decide things on your own. As long as it's my role, I'll do my best to carry it out without letting my personal feelings get in the way. Masato: But…I see. It seems that there are differences in the common act of ``sending someone off'' depending on one's position and thoughts. Eiji: True! With that in mind, it would be interesting if we could match the style and taste of each unit. Reiji: Sounds like a good idea! I have a feeling that everyone will enjoy it♪ Let's work on this story more! - Masato: Now then, it's decided. Our unit's theme is "compassionate love", which is about sending someone off even while enduring the pain of separation. Eiji: No matter how much I want to be with them, I can't make them abandon the world they lived in…so I will send them off. Camus: It's because we love them that we have to accept the separation… The idea is to focus on the bittersweet of the situation. Ren: On the other hand, we're not going to send them off… our theme will be a "temptation", where we'll make them say that they don't want to go home by their own mouths. Reiji: No matter how sinful it may be, I don't want to let them go. But I can't exactly force them to stay, so I will desperately try to lure them in… Kira: A love that binds you…that is born from the pain of loss. I want to be able to properly express that well. Camus: …It looks like we'll be able to create something that is unique while still maintaining a sense of unity. Starting tomorrow, we're going to start with each of our plans.

Ch 10:

After the Halloween party is over. Eiji: Phew… I guess I'm pretty much done washing all the dishes. Is there anything else that I can help with… Camus: Everything has all been cleaned up. …By the way, Otori. I have something I'd like to ask about the sweets that were served this time. Camus: Are you the one who make those donuts? Eiji: Y…Yes, that's right! I didn't expect you'd notice it… Thank you so much! Eiji: Ah, but Hijirikawa-san also gave me some advice, so to be precise, it wasn't exactly something that I made alone… Eiji: But I'm pleased to know that you've taken notice of it. We've made a lot of test runs, so it was worth all the hard work! Camus: (…To think that he'd be happy just because of something like this, talk about naive. But…it seems like he's also quite ambitious) Camus: Otori, the next thing your donuts lack is balance. Especially on the donut itself and the decorations. Camus: There is nothing wrong with the choice of ingredients or the recipe, but you need to review each step of the process once again. Camus: First of all, it takes skill to make something look and taste good at the same time. …I want you to do it perfectly for next time. Eiji: (Donut's advice for the "next time"… Don't tell me, this is…!) Eiji: I understand! I will definitely try my best to get a passing grade from Camus-san next time! - Ren: They're just like a demon master and his disciple. But those two… I think they hit it off pretty well. Reiji: You're right. Including the party, I'm sure that those wonderful feelings would definitely reach Myu-chan~☆ Masato: I'm sure that Sumeragi-san must has been concerned about Eiji. Aren't you relieved now? Kira: Yeah…very much. I would like to thank everyone…for all of your cooperation. Masato: We should be the ones to thank you. Thanks to this, our unit has become more cohesive, and I think that we'll be able to make the best movie together. Kira: I felt…the same way too. Let's make sure…to make this the best thing ever. Masato: For sure. Let's do our best together for the Halloween collaboration. Kira: That's right…I'll be looking forward to it. To everyone's…"Gothic night".

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[ 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚢𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚈𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚊'𝚜 𝚃𝟹 𝚅𝙳 ] 𝙰 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝙰 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

it's time, yurika.. it's time.. I REALLY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER FINAL VERDICT LIKE WHAT IF SHE ACTUALLY GETS A FULL GUILTY COMBO. i do still feel bad for her though.. but i also want to write her execution.. hm...

Warnings for Yurika's VD: a mention of sexual harassment, implications of Yurika and Takame's relationship being toxic or at least somewhat unhealthy, Yurika ends up having a mental breakdown.

Warnings for Yurika's MV: there are heavy implications of violence and murder, but all of it is "censored" in a way and is not detailed, aside from some blood imagery closer to the end.

(sounds of footsteps)

Hinode: So.. You did it.

Hinode: You told him the truth.

Hinode: He accepted it surprisingly quickly, haha.

Miki: Yes, and I'm glad..

Miki: Hehe.. I still can't believe he had a feeling that I really am his sister. Maybe that's why he always wanted to spend so much time with me.

Hinode: I'm very happy for you, but..

Hinode: Please don't forget your duties, Miki-san.

Hinode: Yurika-san has been voted guilty twice. Her final verdict is especially important.

Hinode: Maybe she will have a chance to live if we vote her innocent..

Hinode: But if not.. She will definitely get a death penalty.

Miki: .. Right.

(the door opens)

Yurika: A-ah, you're here.

Miki: Yes, um.. Is something wrong?

Hinode: You look nervous, Yurika-san.

Hinode: You know we were supposed to interrogate you today, right?

Yurika: .. I-I'm most likely going to get my head cut off by the end of this, are you expecting me to act chill about it?!

(the screen turns on)

Eiji: Or maybe you will be executed in a different way. Who knows.

Yurika: I-it's you!

Yurika: Oh, what, are you too scared to interrogate me in person?

Eiji: This is for my own safety-

Yurika: Okay, coward. 

Yurika: Actually, who will even execute me if it comes to it? 

Yurika: Or more like.. when it comes to it?

Miki: Now that I think about it..

Miki: I-I don't know.

Eiji: I was hoping that I would be the one doing the execution.

Hinode: Jackalope never mentioned anything about how the executions happen, but..

Hinode: .. I have a feeling that it's not gonna be our job.

Miki: Huh?

Hinode: We're responsible only for the prisoners' verdicts and what happens after that.

Hinode: Death penalty sounds like a big deal. Like, it's nothing like Eiji-san's punishments or the memory machine.

Hinode: So I don't think that we'll be the ones doing it.

Eiji and Miki: ...

Yurika: ..Who the fuck is Jackalope?

Yurika: And hellooooo, can we get started already?

Yurika: Actually, I have a question for you all.

Miki: But we're supposed to interrogate you and-

Yurika: Take a look at this.

Miki: ..It looks like a letter.

Yurika: Oh, it sure does. Now, do you remember what I got for Christmas?

Miki: ...

Yurika: Come onnnn, Miki. Think, think, think.

Miki: .. A-are you implying that I wrote this?

Yurika: Ohh, and why do you think that I'm blaming only you for this? You're not the only guard here, you know?

Yurika: Unless you see yourself as the only guard.

Miki: ...

Hinode: Yurika-san, may I ask what does the letter say?

Yurika: No, you may not.

Yurika: Look, I know my manager's handwriting. And this was not written by her.

Yurika: .. I have to admit that the way in which the letter is written.. sounds a lot like something she would say.

Hinode: .. Now this is interesting.

Hinode: So, the handwriting is different, but if you ignore that, the letter looks like something she would write?

Yurika: .. What are you implying?

Hinode: Well, you see, Yurika-san, we still don't know what exactly your other job was.

Hinode: So I was thinking, if it was something really dangerous and illegal, what if-

Yurika: Don't you say another word.

Yurika: You're trying to say that she's associated with Milgram in some way, right?

Hinode: Well, they couldn't just take ten random people and-

Yurika: She wouldn't do that.

Yurika: She wouldn't do this to me.

Yurika: I'll tell you what my other job was, just don't even think of blaming her for all of this.

Yurika: .. Takame-san wasn't an angel. But she was one to me. 

Yurika: She did a lot of things that this society would call evil, but she gave me money, food and a place I could call home. 

Yurika: .. She wouldn't just send me here for no reason.

Hinode: But what if she had a reason-

Yurika: If you keep acting like this, I'll start thinking you're the one who wrote the letter.

Eiji: Why do you even care about this letter so much? It's like you care about it more than your verdict.

Yurika: 'Cause my verdict doesn't matter. 

Yurika: You all will just keep playing with our lives, voting us innocent or guilty based on your own likes and dislikes, so in the end there will never be any true justice for the victims. Or us, if you still care about us.

Eiji: ...

Yurika: So why should I care? Go on, vote a guy like Kei innocent. Do it! His crimes don't matter as long as he's attractive!

Yurika: Do it. Fucking kill me already. 

Yurika: Just at least answer my question first.

Yurika: .. Who wrote the letter?

Miki: .. We don't know either. Sorry.

Yurika: ...

Yurika: .. Fine. 

Yurika: *sighs* Anyway, you wanna know about my other job, right?

Miki: Yes. 

Miki: And we want to know what exactly you did to your victims and why.

Yurika: .. Well, what do you think my other job was?

Yurika: Hey, Eiji, have any theories?

Eiji: .. I can definitely say that it's something you've done many times and it's also something you were okay with doing for the money. 

Eiji: Your second video also made me feel like.. It's something you were taught to see as a good thing.

Eiji: Maybe you even saw it as a way to.. help people in some way.

Miki: "Eiji-san is really trying his best.. I guess I should've expected that he would know a lot about stuff like that because of his family.."

Miki: ".. But he has never actually killed anyone, right?"

Eiji: .. Hey. 

Eiji: Did you have to be really careful while doing it? 

Yurika: .. Y-yeah. Yeah, I've made a few mistakes before, but with Takame-san's help, I-

Eiji: You got a lot of money for it, right?

Yurika: Definitely more than what I got for working at a maid cafe.

Eiji: Did it feel gross? 

Yurika: What kind of question is that?!

Yurika: I-I mean, imagine a girl like me, who was so used to always getting what she wants no matter what, suddenly going through someone's insides-

Yurika: !

Hinode: ...

Miki: .. W-what..

Yurika: .. Haha. You got me. Congrats.

Eiji: .. Was it organ harvesting?

Yurika: .. Yeah. Yeah. 

Yurika: That's what I was ready to do for a living. I was that desperate.

Yurika: Just so you understand. Yes, we kidnapped people. Yes, we killed them.

Yurika: Yes, most of those people were our customers. That's one of the reasons why Takame-san came up with the idea of having a maid cafe.

Yurika: Look, fine, I killed more than ten of those guys to have their organs harvested, but who cares?! 

Yurika: Like, yes, it was some kind of.. you know, black market stuff that I never bothered to learn more about and Takame-san never told me and just said to see it as a good thing, because maybe their organs will actually be useful or something..

Yurika: BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THEM?! MOST OF THEM LIVED ALONE, THEY HAD NO ONE TO MISS THEM, NOBODY CARES WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!

Yurika: SO MANY OF THEM HAVE HARASSED ME AND MY COWORKERS NOT ONCE, BUT MULTIPLE TIMES! TAKAME-SAN TOLD ME THAT THEY DESERVED TO DIE!

Miki: ...

Eiji: ...

Eiji: .. They.. really did not deserve to live.

Yurika: Right?! I just.. I just..

Yurika: *starts crying* I just.. I didn't want to feel like I was.. 

Yurika: Doing something bad..

Yurika: Takame-san kept saying that it's okay..

Yurika: "It's their fault", "We're not in the wrong"..

Yurika: S-she always hugged me after we were done and tried to comfort me..

Yurika: E-even if I fucked things up, e-even if I cried, even if I said I can't do it a-anymore..

Yurika: I-it's like.. s-she really.. loved me..

Hinode: .. So if those murders weren't really.. your fault, since you were only an accomplice..

Hinode: It's safe to assume that you're here for something you've done on your own?

Yurika: Takame-san helped me with it, of course, but..

Yurika: I-it was mostly my idea.

Yurika: T-that's probably why I'm here.

Miki: ..W-why did you kill them?

Yurika: .. One of them was really curious about my job, for whatever reason.

Yurika: Probably because she had a blog and didn't know what to post about or something..

Yurika: A-and she just.. kept getting on my nerves.

Yurika: She wanted to learn everything about me. Sometimes it felt like she was literally stalking me.

Miki: ".. Her first interrogation.."

Yurika: Her brother helped her too. So, uh, eventually they did find out and..

Yurika: .. I-I couldn't do this anymore.

Yurika: I needed them to die. 

Yurika: "How could you do something like this just for money?" SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME!

Yurika: They needed to die. They deserved to die.

Yurika: I-it's okay, nobody would miss them anyway.. Who cares.. 

Yurika: Sure, they were pretty, I guess, they were popular, I guess..

Yurika: But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine..

Eiji: .. She's losing it.

Miki: I-I can see that.

Hinode: Since her manager is not with her, she's trying to comfort herself without her help.

Hinode: And I don't think it's working.

(bell rings, machinery sounds)

Eiji: We should extract her video. Hopefully she doesn't realize what's happening.

Miki: R-right..

Miki: Prisoner-

Yurika: NO!

Yurika: PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN!

Yurika: YOU'RE JUST GOING TO VOTE ME GUILTY AGAIN! YOU JUST WANT TO KILL ME ALREADY, DON'T YOU?!

Eiji: Didn't you say that you're okay with that?!

Yurika: SHUT UP, I'VE REALIZED HOW IMPORTANT MY LIFE IS! 

Yurika: Or.. no, no, it's not important at all..

Yurika: Actually.. I don't think anyone would care if I died.. Even Takame-san..

Yurika: .. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

Yurika: PLEASE, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH ME, PUNISH ME IN ANY WAY YOU WANT, USE MY BODY AS A TOY TO PLAY WITH, FORCE ME TO BECOME A MAID EVEN FOR THE FUTURE PRISONERS OR SOMETHING!

Yurika: JUST PLEASE, DON'T-

Yurika: ...

Yurika: H-huh?..

Yurika: What is going on?..

Miki: "Looks like the machine worked.."

Miki: Hey. Hey, you're okay. 

Miki: You're fine.

Yurika: W-who are you?.. W-what is this place?

Yurika: What are you-

Miki: Prisoner 008, Yurika, for the last time, sing your sins.

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[ Yurika's Trial 3 MV: Secret Ingredient ]

The video starts with showing us a dark forest. We can see a young man and woman walking, looks like they're around the same age. They look nervous, but for some reason they keep going and it looks like they're looking for something or someone. 

"Hey, hey, what are you two doing here?

Maybe you should stop sticking your nose into other people's business?

Come on, just let me live!

Like what do you want me to do? Reward you and say how brave you are?"

Suddenly, they hear someone's steps and while the man tries to leave, the woman makes him stay and listens closer to the steps. She tries to follow that mysterious person and she's really determined to find them. She sees that person's footprints and as she stops to take a closer look, we can see someone sneaking up from behind and hitting her on the head with something that looks like a broom.

"Oh well, don't say I didn't warn you

This is what happens to disgusting people like you

Justice? Morals? Oh, shut up!

You would do the same if you were me"

The woman opens her eyes. She's sitting on a chair and everything around her looks like it's made out of candy. The colors are very cute and nice to look at. She notices that she's not alone and someone is sitting in front of her. That someone smiles and waves their hand at her.

It's Yurika who looks like she's dressed as a witch. 

"So you wanted to know what I do? Let me give you a tour!

Trust me, it's 100% safe

Nobody gets out of here alive, but that's okay!

You wouldn't want to continue living after being here"

The woman gets more nervous and she tries to talk to Yurika, but Yurika doesn't seem interested and instead turns to the door. The door opens and Takame, who is also dressed up as a witch, walks in. Yurika smiles and runs up to Takame to hug her. Takame smiles back and pats her on the head. 

"But I have everything I've ever wanted here

This is my home, it's perfect for someone like me

I've found love, money, warmth and my purpose

I guess you could say I'm completely satisfied"

The woman meanwhile tries to leave, but fails because Takame notices and pushes Yurika away. Yurika doesn't seem to mind and even seems excited about what Takame is about to do. The woman falls on the floor because of how scared she is. Takame simply smiles at her and claps her hands. 

Everything goes dark.

Now it's the man opening his eyes. The scene takes place outside of the house and both him and the woman from earlier are tied up. Yurika laughs at them as Takame is making a fire with her magic. 

"What do you two think you're doing? Hey, hey, don't you know it's dangerous here?

Well, it's your fault now, shouldn't have taken a walk in the woods when it's this dark

What should we do with you? Should we tie you up? Should we cut off your limbs?

I bet you two taste like fear and betrayal, let me take a bite!"

The woman looks at the fire and at their ropes and it looks like she's asking Yurika what's going on. Yurika smiles and pulls out a knife. The woman starts shaking as Yurika gets closer to her and gets surprised when Yurika cuts her ropes. 

"So you want to know why am I like this? Why do I do this?

Don't I feel any shame? Don't I feel any guilt?

Here's the thing: no matter how many times you point at me and say "Guilty"

I won't feel anything, I'm too busy trying to survive"

The woman thinks that she's free for a moment, but then we see her face expression suddenly change and it looks like she's in great pain. We see Yurika stabbing her in the stomach, but the blood looks.. weird. It's pastel pink and sparkly. Yurika doesn't even look at the man and simply walks past him and we see that the reason why he didn't do anything at all and why we haven't seen much of him is because he was already close to dying because of being stabbed in the chest and now he's clearly dead while his eyes are still open. His blood is the same as the woman's.

"I just want to live, I just want to live

Can someone let me live a normal life

I've never wanted this, but it looks like I was born for this

It's like I was born to be a witch ready to be burned"

Takame walks up to the man and puts her hand on his chest. It's unclear what she's trying to do at first, but then we see her trying to make the wound bigger and "opening up" his chest, making everything even more bloody. She tries to grab something out of his wound and it's revealed to be some candies. She throws them and Yurika quickly catches them and puts them inside of a bucket that has a Halloween pumpkin drawn on it. Later, we see that the bucket is completely full and that Takame is now doing the same thing with the woman and Yurika is helping her. Their hands are bloody and they have some blood on their faces and clothes as well, but they don't care. 

"Actually, I think what I do is great!

We're helping people, at least that's what I want to believe

Don't blame me, blame the system

Blame the society, just please, blame everyone but me!"

When they're finally done, Takame gives Yurika a nod and Yurika excitedly runs up to the fire and starts burning the bodies. The bodies start to melt, looking like they were made out of ice cream or something similar. At least we can say for sure that the bodies look like they definitely aren't human. 

"I just wanted to live, I still want to live

Don't hunt me down, don't light me on fire

I still have something to hope for, something to fight for, something to live for

Something to kill for, something to destroy for, something I'm too scared to die for"

When the bodies are gone, Takame walks up to Yurika and holds her hand. Yurika blushes and looks really happy. They watch the fire become brighter and brighter and they start to dance. While dancing, Yurika trips and it looks like she's about to fall.

"So just save me with your love-shaped candy already-"

The setting changes completely. It looks like some kind of dark room. We can see blood on the walls. It's dark red. It's real human blood and not like what we've seen earlier. We hear something being dropped on the floor. The music stops playing. We hear Yurika say "I'll go get it". We can hear her steps.

Suddenly, we see Yurika, with empty eyes, messy hair, a medical mask, and it looks like she's looking for what she had dropped. Except it looks like we're looking at her from the POV of that thing. She grabs us with her hand.

The video ends.

[revivemyreverie]

∅ Vegas with Kumo

Angeline and Allegra with Eiji

Cause dorm mates I am curious

💛.

Kumo’s one of those scary types of people, haha! He’s really cold most of the time, but I’ve met enough clients just like him back home, so I know how to handle him. 

Although, there was this one time I tried using my UM on him, but he caught onto my plan pretty quickly. Next thing you know, he’s practically staring daggers at me! It’s not like I was being invasive, though! It’s just better to have general information with all potential allies, ya know?

🛍️.

Ugh, Eiji’s like one of those weirdos you see in the corner of a huge party. I don’t bother talking to someone like that, much less stand next to him. After all, rumors spread like crazy where I come from. If something gets out of me associating with a guy like him, I might as well be kissing some of my fans goodbye!

Hm, the jewelry he has is pretty though. If he wasn’t such a freak, I would consider commissioning him, teehee!

🎙️.

Hm~ I’d say Eiji is almost like me, but not completely. I’ve used my UM on him once, during a session, and he’s certainly an interesting character. The things I felt as him were an interesting experience! I haven’t felt such an intense…desire… with such a lack of care before. 

The session means I know what he’s done, too, but I wouldn’t worry. My tongue is tied. After all, what do I have to do with something I don’t care about? Although, if I was my old self, I’m sure I would have done something incredulously stupid against him. 

[suginami-division]

Maki’s Thoughts on Ginza Division

Masa Judice

“My, Judice has made his own team? I never would have expected to see him in here of all places… I have the pleasure of meeting him whenever I am ahem, taking part in my more controversial lectures. For the longest time, he acted as the most polite onlooker I could ever have. And for awhile I tolerated his preaching, but I admit, I somewhat lost my temper and posed a question back at him. Needless to say, it flipped a switch in that man and he doesn’t protest against my efforts as much anymore. Today I’d say he seems to be interested in getting me into his church doors. It’s not something I can really indulge him in, since I’m not interested in religion. However, knowing about his church and how long it’s been there… I am thoroughly interested in visiting and learning about the sort of history his church has faced during it’s time when it was open. So… Maybe, as long as Judice can tolerate my more sensitive questions and indulge me in a intriguing banter, I can consider his invitations, hm?”

Eiji Noguchi

"Noguchi, right? Yes, I’m acquainted with him and his family… Teaching his two children Akeno-kun and Una-chan is certainly a hefty task for me. Not to imply that they’re trouble at all, it’s just that I have my own personal struggles that I have to tackle whenever I have to talk with them alone. But then, I just happened to make good friends with Maiya-san? That really tangled myself into their family and as a result, they have started to bring me into their home. Normally, I don’t have to meet with my students' parents, seeing as I specialize in teaching older students who have already left their home as a part of their independence into adult life. But with the Noguchi children, I have to treat them as secondary school students which has been… Mentally taxing for me. Thankfully, Tsutsujimori-kun has been coaching me through texts and phone calls whenever I ‘excuse myself’ from the family. If it weren’t for him, I would have probably caused a scene and worried Eiji-san’s poor family. To leave a bad impression on his family after how they have treated me despite how I may act… Well, I’d rather not think about how that could end. All in all, having Eiji-san enter into the D.R.B. feels a little out of character… Yet not. I’m curious to see how he does, but at the same time I’m terri-worried! Worried, about how his children would react to us fighting…”

Oki Teagan

"The last remaining ‘friend’ of Ryuko’s from his past… Truthfully, I wish that Ryuko would toss him away with the rest of his old associates, but Ryuko was able to best me with his words rather than his fists on his relationship with Teagan, so I tolerate their friendship… If their barbaric fights even qualifies as a friendship.  It’s a good thing he wants nothing more than to keep a distance just the same as I, so I don’t have to endure his toxic energy for very long. Otherwise, I would hate to have another annoying pest harassing me to participate in their brutish ‘practice fights’. I’ll never understand why they both enjoy taking part in those fights anyhow… It’s just some pointless violence just for the fun of it.”

Last Judgment

"How ominous… Seems like this team has some plans for everyone with a name like that. Battling it out against Judice and Eiji-san doesn’t sit quite right with me, even if we are using words rather than our fists to battle it out. However, I wouldn’t mind going against Teagan. Perhaps a match would be enough to sway him away from Ryuko…”

[fumikomiyasaki]

33. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

Ming & Eiji

Writing prompts

Thing were done with his shift in Octavinelle but despite that eh didn't have his full rest... he sat down at a desk... working on some new jewelry with small parts he fetch and could use without looking suspicious as Ming sat next to him with something to drink staring at him.

"Do you need something?"

"Hm? No not really... I just was curious about what you are doing?"

"I am busy, would you leave me alone instead?"

Some silence, he didn't move away just looked over his shoulders continuing to stare at him... but eventually he felt some small poking of his paint brush.

"Could you leave that be?"

"I thought I could get to know how you are making some of these?"

"Its a secret, I told you to buzz off."

He felt more of the poking and got more Irritaded and deathglared him.

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

"You are on thing ice right now... will you stop bothering me if I show you the basics of what I do?"

"Yes... I am curious... your soul has such a dark aura... its frightening but also... has some interesting colors."

"Tch... fine given I guess you have an eye for things... but please talk less and just look at what I do."

Eiji assembled and dissasembeled his necklace before him... taking the time to show how he makes it usually... as Ming looked at him with curious eyes...

"Is that enough for you..."

"Plenty on that regard but... I am a little curious in other things about you but I can wait..."

"What is your obsession with me in particular?"

"As a fellow artist myself I just study your work to see if I can get inspired as well... and its quite interesting... but not only that... something about you seems like an odd vivid painting."

Eiji sighed in annoyance. "Focus on someone else... I don't have the time for it... I rather prefer to be alone."

He moved off his chair and went back to his room... yet Ming noticed him looking back at him... maybe his aura had more colors behind it that he didn't know yet... either way he was intrigued.

[waiting-on-a-dream]

i'm glad to hear that you love my guard ocs!! :D it would be fun to see them interact with haruto, haha.

oh and about miki! she's not a murderer actually, though it would definitely be an interesting plot twist, like imagine her and eiji becoming closer and him finding out that she's a sinner just like the prisoners.. however, she thinks she is a murderer. she thinks that someone died because of her and she still blames herself for it. which is kinda sad, she can forgive everyone around her, but not herself :')

also, kei was one of the prisoners who thought that eiji and miki are a couple and he still refuses to believe that what they have is platonic. he even tries to give eiji dating advice, but of course, he just gets punished for it. it's kinda creepy how kei still tries to play a role of a supportive older brother even though what he did to kei in the past was absolutely horrible and he knows it, it's not like he forgot about what he did.. (also fun fact: kei actually doesn't understand how platonic relationships work. like, he thinks they don't even exist. if he becomes friends with daisuke, that would be his first truly platonic relationship with someone)

any thoughts about the prisoner miki is connected to? 👀

Lina, I would say your ocs are kinda messed up, but it's not like my babies are exactly angels either. That's probably why they would get along so well. 😌🤝

Hm...Judging by appearances alone, I'm putting my bets on either Naomi or Reina. 🤔 They looks similar to Miki! I could be wrong though. Who knows? Not me.

[boom-bakugou]

Cockwarming Scenarios

A/N: This is for my @bnhabookclub bingo card where I had the prompt ‘Cockwarming!’ enjoy sinners (:<

Pairings: Bakugo x Reader, Kirishima x Reader, Sero x Reader, Dabi x Reader, Hawks x Reader

Warnings: 18+, smut, cockwarming, (also breeding kink and dumbification in hawks’ whoops sorry)

masterlist

-Bakugou normally isn’t one to instigate cockwarming

-It’ll normally be when you’re needy and he’s doing something like paperwork for his hero agency and isn’t saying much but you can tell he’s tired and won’t exactly want to fool around

-But as soon as he realises how wet you are and how much you’re begging for him to touch you he can’t say no to his pretty baby all riled up

“Just come sit here for one second you shitty woman.” He grumbles, pushing his desk chair back ever so slightly after your insistent whining for him to pay attention to you.

He turns the spinning chair to you, his lap open wide and ready for you to sit on to which you happily oblige, sitting your butt down on his crotch for him to just grab your waist tightly.

“Not like that.” Within a brief spin you’re sitting with your chest to his, legs straddling his own as he tucks his chair back under the desk.

“Katsu- come on please.” You whimper, grinding your sopping core against his jeans where you can feel his cock hardening beneath you. With a short ‘hrmph’ you feel his hands slip between the two of you so he can pull his cock out in the open. You grind yourself on his thigh for a few moments as he fists his member at the feeling of you against him.

“Come on then needy girl, slide on my cock.” The smirk on his face is devilish and you slide down your panties from beneath your oversized shirt (which was one of his, just so you could tease him further. You knew how much he loved you in his shirts).

Moaning slowly as you move down his cock for the stimulation of feeling full, you begin to buck your hips against his once you’re down to his hilt- before he grabs your waist tightly; enough to leave spots of bruises.

“Now sit there and be a good fuckin’ girl.” He slides his arms past you, looking over your shoulder as he tries to continue his work despite the feeling of your fleshy walls around him almost made him want to fuck your brains out on his desk right then and there.

“You can’t do this.” You snivel into his shoulder, every small movement you made to try and get yourself off effortless against his iron grip on your side.

“Well baby, good girls don’t beg unless told to.” He makes his point by pulling you up ever so slightly and thrusting into you with a force that makes you crackle out a moan. “And even good-er girls do what they’re fuckin’ told, you got that shitty woman?”

“Yes sir.”

“That’s what I like to hear. Now be quiet or you’re gonna’ regret it princess.”

-Kirishima after sex loves to cockwarm you

-He’s just so tired and loves the warm feeling of being inside you and it makes after sex cuddles just more intimate

“Where do you want me to cum sweetheart? Fuck you’re so fucking tight baby girl.” Kirishima croaks out into your ear, riding out the rest of your orgasm as he chased his.

“M’inside of me Eiji.” You practically drool at the feeling of him convulsing inside of you, gripping onto his flattened hair practically setting him off edge at the stimulation.

After catching his breath, Kirishima’s arms wobble around you from keeping himself pried up above you. You can feel the hot spurts of cum dribble from inside of you and as Kirishima is fully finished, he pulls you against him as he lies down with his cock still firmly inside of you.

“Kiri-“ You whine at the feeling of being so full. You don’t know how much you can take after having so many orgasms pulled out of you. Your clit was so overstimulated and your body was shaking from it but Kirishima held you tightly enough for it to simmer down.

“Come on baby just 5 more minutes.” His mumbles were so sleepy, it was probably going to be way more than 5 minutes. “You just feel so nice around me, like you were made for me princess.”

He presses kisses all over your face, making sure not to miss a single inch before you settled snugly into his chest.

“So beautiful.” Kirishima whispers, moving his hips ever so slightly to nestle into you further. “My fucking beautiful girl huh?”

His toothy grin is enough to make you giggle, his hands slide down your sweat covered bodies to grab your ass tightly. The action makes him twitch inside of you slightly and you gasp at the sudden explicitness of his actions.

“You sure you couldn’t go for a round two baby?”

“I… wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

-Sero loves sleepy cockwarming

-he’s too tired in the morning to fuck you but you’re both hot and bothered but neither of you fully want to be athletic so early; this is your compromise

“Whatchu doing sweetness?” Sero blinks a couple times as you palm him through his boxers, a sleepy grin on your face. “What? You want me inside of you baby?”

You nod slowly, the tiredness in your eyes making your blinks last longer but down below you felt like you could melt. All you wanted was for him to be inside of you so badly.

“C’mere then love.” His morning voice is so croaky as you slide up his torso. He flips you so you’re lying next to him, one leg draped over his waist as he shuffles your pyjamas down your legs before following suit with his own boxers. He pushes his fingers against your folds, gathering slick before teasing against your entrance which makes you buck your hips into his palm.

“So needy aren’t we?” Sero smirks to then press a kiss onto your forehead. He rests his hands to your lower back as he pulls your hips closer to his before slowly sliding himself into you before completely bottoming out “Shit- you’re so warm.”

You happily hum at the feeling of him inside you, the pressure making you roll your hips slightly against him which allowed his cock to move into you more comfortably; in turn hitting your g-spot nicely.

The two of you spent a few more moments lazily grinding against one another before the two of you lost interest in getting each other off and more about you both being so close and whole with one another.

“D’ya want me to pull out of you pretty girl?” Sero slightly cleared his throat to get rid of it’s morning rasp, just as he began to pull away you placed your hand on his shoulder to stop him from moving any further. You curled closer into his chest, letting his arms wrap around you to nestle in together.

“Leave it.” You mumble against his bare chest, barely enough for him to hear you but he easily picked it up due to the proximity of you both. “S’Keepin us warm.”

“Okay pretty girl.” Sero plants a kiss to your hair line, feigning back a yawn. “I’ll keep you warm.”

-DABI ooft that man will use it as a punishment baby

-this is one of his more tame punishments because he can get sadistic, it just depends on how mouthy you’ve been with him that day

“You little slut.” Dabi hisses through his teeth, a warm spank against your ass acting as the punctuation of his words. You’d forgotten how many you’d received but you couldn’t say it wasn’t making you feel so fucking turned on.

“You think you deserve my cock huh?” Another slap to your other ass cheek. “Tell me doll, do you think you fucking deserve it?”

“Yes sir- please I’ll be good.” You whinge, head too dizzy to keep it up after being laid over his lap for god knows how long. You had no effort anymore to keep up the bratty act, all you wanted to do was cum.

“There’s my good whore.” He chuckles, helping you sit up before lying you back down on your shared bed. Hissing when your ass touches the sheets from the sheer amount of beating it had just received. You were just glad to finally get off his lap.

Dabi slid his jeans off, before laying down next to you. Pumping his cock a few times before encouraging you to get on top of him. He smirks at your tired expression as you begin to straddle him sliding down onto his shaft slowly.

You begin to use your bruised thighs to lift yourself up but Dabi ultimately pushes you back down, his other hand reaching for his phone. You look at him with confusion as you try to wiggle around him for any sort of stimulation. You felt like you were on fire with how much you wanted him to just fuck your brains out.

“Nuh uh doll. You’re getting this cock just like you wanted.” He lets out a low laugh, watching as the realisation sets in on your face. “Shame that bratty fucking mouth of yours had to ruin it. How’ds’it feel to be so full of my cock hm?”

You swore you could have screamed as you lay against his chest, one arm behind his head as the other scrolled mindlessly on his device, not even touching you.

“Please sir- I’ll be so good for you, just touch me a little.” With no warning Dabi slams back up into your hips and you let out a lewd moan at the friction inside of you.

“Each time you fucking squirm or complain I’m gonna make it longer. Now shut that whore mouth of yours up or you will regret it.”

-Hawks lives for cockwarming… why?

-because this mans breeding kink is off the scale!!!

-loves cockwarming literally after every time you have sex when you’re trying for kids he fucking loves the feeling of just being left inside of you.

“Fuck baby bird you feel so fucking good around my cock.” Hawks’ shuddering moans mixed with your own filled the room with explicit ecstasy. “M’gonna fill you up with so much cum baby, you want that huh? Want me to fill you up with my cum?”

“Yes Hawks fuck- please m’need it so bad.” You weep at the feeling of his balls slapping against you harshly. It only spurred him on to cum so deep inside of you.

“Fuck. This cunt was made for me babe.” Hawks bit his tongue at the feeling of you tightening around him, threatening to reach your high also. “I’m gonna ruin that pretty pussy with my cum you got that?”

You moaned at his lewd words, babbling out ‘yeses’ and anything else that was in any way affirmative to getting you any closer to euphoria, Hawks couldn’t help but chuckle at your state.

“Look at my baby bird.” He pulls out far and plunges deep into you, hitting just the right spot. “I love it when you get so needy you turn dumb baby, fuck you stupid because all you want is my cum, yeah?”

With his filthy words you let out a raspy moan as you came undone around his cock. It only took a few more thrusts before he too climaxed inside of you, fucking his cum right back into your entrance. Pulling you into him with his wings as added leverage he pulled you to lay next to him, cock still firmly thrusted into you.

“Keigo aren’t you going to-“

“Come on baby bird, you know the rules.” He kissed your forehead, using little feathers to pull the hair back from your face ever so gently so he could look into your eyes. “Gonna keep my cock nice and warm inside of you to fuck my cum into you huh? Ain’t that right?’

[chaoslynx]

42."well shit" for Asheiji? or any ship you're feeling like OWO (and omg congrats you're already on your third au omg >o<!!)

“Well shit,” Eiji says.

“Yeah?” Ash asks, appearing out of nowhere. “That doesn’t sound good.”

Eiji sticks his tongue out. “Wow, me saying ‘well shit’ isn’t a good thing? Your powers of observation are truly admirable.”

“What’s wrong?” Ash grins, and Eiji scrunches up his nose.

“Nothing I can tell you about.”

That seems to startle Ash. “Wait—Really? Why not?”

“I can’t tell you that either.”

“Okay ... Can you tell me why you can’t tell me that you can’t tell me?”

Eiji blinks. “What does that even mean?”

Ash smiles, but it’s not the same as his grin only moments ago. Too unsure. “What can you tell me?”

“Hm.” Eiji bites at his lip. “Not much.”

“... Why not?”

Exasperated, Eiji huffs out a breath. “I thought we established that I cannot tell you that.”

“Sorry,” Ash says, smile dropping from his face entirely. “I didn’t mean to push you.”

Eiji notices Ash’s mood dropping rapidly, which was also not the plan. He smiles, trying to break through the protective haze that Ash so quickly put up. “You did not push me, Ash. Don’t worry.”

Eiji watches as Ash seems to process that information. “I just ... get worried,” Ash says. “When you’re hiding things. That something’s wrong. That—that I did something wrong, or that you can’t tell me because you don’t trust me, or—”

“Ash, no!” Eiji says quickly. “It’s nothing like that. This is just ... a secret.”

“A secret?” Ash asks, tilting his head. He’s so cute like that—like an intrigued housecat.

“Well ... a surprise,” Eiji amends. “And it’s not going as planned.”

Ash’s eyes widen. “Oh! Oh.”

Eiji pouts. “You figured it out?”

“Well—not entirely. But I have a surprise for you too, soon.”

Eiji groans. “You were not supposed to remember!”

Ash’s mouth drops open, and he looks incredibly offended. “Hey, what the fuck? How could I forget? I’m the one who picked the date.”

“Hmph. Yes, but you never keep track of what day it is. Remember the time you forgot your birthday?”

“But this is important.”

Eiji gasps. “And your birthday isn’t?”

“Not compared to this!”

“Fine. So we both have a secret.”

Ash nods. “Three days.”

“Three days.”

Three days later, the animal shelter is still closed for remodeling, and Eiji isn’t able to bring Ash to adopt a cat like he planned. But Ash takes Eiji out to dinner and a photography exhibition, and introduces Eiji to someone interested in his work. On the way back, Eiji hears a high pitched whine from a nearby dumpster. They take the puppy home and name him Buddy.

So while it doesn’t all quite go according to plan, it’s still the best first anniversary that Eiji could ask for.

Sentence starters!

[strawberista]

⚅ — @skater-brain asked: — ⚅

⚅ — 6! — ⚅

Munday Asks!!!

6: is there any other muse in this fandom you’d like to RP?

— ★ ⚄ ★ —

{Hm. Well, I've off and on considered portraying muses I don't see all that often. For example, I once considered what it might be like to try to portray Eiji Oji or Higashizawa. I just can't say I see a whole lot of either of them. And I feel like there's just a plethora of characters that haven't been attempted from NEO too often. Eiru, Machastree, and MKN for example. Problem being that I'm not sure I'd do a good job with them, especially someone a little better established like Higashizawa. And for MKN especially, while I would love to portray her, I think I would be more interested in interacting with her, since it could be fun to imagine what kind of relationship she might have with Hanekoma.}

[heyitslanesl]

Katsumi - Voicelines

Main Profile

Hello: “Mas.. Who? My name is Katsumi! Don’t mind me, just passing through the area! See you around.”

Chat 1, Night: “Hm.. Night time.. I wonder if.. No. Never mind.”

Chat 2, Day: “Ah the sun! Wonderful. Let’s get this done, shall we! No idling around, haha.”

When it Rains: “My tails are never happy when it rains.. I personally don’t mind the rain at all! But man, I hate brushing these things sometimes..”

When Lightning Strikes: “Apparently this is common these days. Ah well, we mustn’t let it deter us! Onwards.”

When it’s Windy: “Dandelion, Dandelion, ride the wind to a faraway land….”

Good Morning: “As the sun shines, so do I. Good morning, Traveler. Lovely weather we’re having, hm?!”

Good Afternoon: “Lunch time! Cool. Want to go get fried tofu with me? What? Kitsunes love Inarizushi!”

Good Evening: “Night is quickly approaching.. Be wary of the darkness. You never know what lurks out there, hm..”

Good Night: “He’s here.. No, they’re here. They’re here. Quiet now, Traveler. I have to go. Good night.”

About Katsumi: “I promise I’m not all that interesting, ahaha. Oh, hm. How about a race? Bet I could beat you!”

About Us, Katsumi: “Hm.. He’s fine. What else could I possibly say about him? He is the white night.”

About Us, Masuyo: “I don’t know who you’re talking about, Traveler! Shouldn’t we be looking for your sibling? Let’s go!”

About the Vision: "I probably know less about Visions than you do. Mine just sort of appeared one day! Neat, huh?"

Something to Share: “There is a tradition in Enkanomiya that the shades taught me! Would you like to know? We just need some Deep Sea Spiritherbs and I can show you the way of fortune telling!”

Interesting Things: “I’ve read that book you know, well.. He read it. The one about the beginning. The start of it all. They say that they’re just fables… Interesting, isn’t it? Guard up, Traveler..”

About Yae Miko: “Yae Miko is the Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine, that’s really all I know of her. Just because we’re both kitsune doesn’t mean I have more information, apologies!”

About Enkanomiya: “....I spent many years in that place alone on account of having a heart as clear as water. It’s cold there, and dark.. I never could figure out the mechanisms. Sorry. I was just thinking..”

About Itaru: “Itaru the Black Fox huh? Mother used to say we are descended from her.. I hear that’s why my family has such an issue with tanuki ahah!”

About Eiji: "Eiji is the light that I was promised within the darkness. He's a good man. Hey I know! Why don't you befriend him too?!"

About Raiden Shogun: "I serve Inazuma as a protector, I'm not required to be nice. I'm sure the Shogun has her peoples' best interests in mind, it shows that even Gods can be wrong!"

About Ohm: "Mother used to tell me about the clans. It is disappointing to hear of what has happened to the Ambros clan. Nonetheless, Ohm and I have been in contact a few times. He's a thrilling conversationalist!"

Katsumi’s Hobbies: “I quite enjoy sewing, there’s something about being able to create from just a bolt of fabric that brings me joy! Maybe a little bit of pride too, aha..”

Katsumi’s Troubles: “The day and night cycle on the surface, I will never become used to it. I had spent so long in evernight. And with night comes monsters and with monsters you get danger.. Ugh.”

Favourite Food: “Hear me out, right? Sushi rice stuffed into fried tofu pouches that have been cooked in a dashi broth mixture. Mmm.”

Least Favourite Food: "Grapes.. Did you know grapes are poisonous to foxes? You'd think my half human nature would balance that out but it didn't. Tragic really!"

Birthday: “Here, I made you an amulet that should ward off the tanuki! Happy birthday to you~!”

About Katsumi i: “About me, eh? Let’s see! I like to cook and sew, I enjoy painting landscapes and foxes, I have no last name, and my favourite colour is blue! Oh my makeup is made from indigofera tinctoria, cool huh?”

About Katsumi ii: “I sort of just appeared one day, Anemo vision in my hand and a bloodied blade by my side. I don’t know where I come from.. I have memories of a previous life though! And I know my purpose! To protect this nation until my dying breath. And I will honour this purpose, mark my words!”

About Katsumi iii: “You know I’m only lying when I say I don’t know Masuyo, right? I know he’s there, waiting for his chance. I wish I didn’t have to suppress myself like this. But if I don’t.. Traveler, I’m afraid.”

About Masuyo iv: “Kamisato, Kaedehara, Ambros, Sangonomiya, Kujou, Iwakura, Yuna, Mikoshi, Hiiragi, Hakushin, Naganohara… Who lives.. Who dies? You wish to know about me? Look to the stories of the clans and find the outliers.”

About Masuyo v: “Mother never came back after she left me down there.. I could hear stories on the wind, but I could never find her in the dark. Where is she now, I wonder? Does it even matter.. No. I suppose not.. I can hear them again, can’t you hear them? Do you want to hear them?”

Feelings About Ascension: Intro: “Oh hahaha this is so cool! Let’s go test this out, shall we?!”

Feelings About Ascension: Building Up: “With this I feel like I can do anything. Is this what real power is? Wild.”

Feelings About Ascension: Climax: “I’m definitely winning that race now! Let’s go to Asase Shrine! Aaaand now!”

Feelings About Ascension: Conclusion: “You have given him strength, I must thank you, Traveler. One day I won’t be here to keep the darkness away from him. Please ensure he stays within the light.”

Battle Lines;

Added to Party 1: “Katsumi of the day at your service!”

2: “Who you gonna call?! Oh, yeah, me! Let’s do this.”

3: “Masuyo of the night.. Let’s fight.”

Elemental Skill 1: “On wind and with sun!”

2: “From the shadows!”

Elemental Burst 1: “Incoming light!”

2: “Blinding, isn’t it?”

3: “Ceasing darkness!”

Idle 1: “Ah the sun! Wonderful. Let’s get this done, shall we! No idling around, haha.”

2: “Time is calling us.. Move.”

Damage 1: “Oooh feisty!”

2: “Alright, two can play like that.”

Low HP 1: “I’ve bounced back before!”

2: “That won’t stop me, haha!”

3: “This won’t kill me. Try harder.”

Ally at low hp 1: “Hey hey I’m no healer! Careful please!”

2: “Do not let the darkness take you.”

Knocked Out 1, Katsumi: “The day… begins to fade.”

2, Masuyo: “The night lasts forever here within me..”

3, either: “I still hear their screams, oh Gods.”

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

Hi! I’d like to request #17, with Philip and Chase (and bonus Shoutarou with another Drive character, if you like). I just have this need for Philip to interact with all my favorite characters, and your W crossovers are delightful. ^_^

17. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

Really, Shoutaro thinks, it shows a lot of restraint from Philip that he managed to wait a full week after discovering that Roidmudes were back in the world before he insisted on meeting one. Not that he’s unrestrained, of course. In fact, he’s gotten a lot better over the years about not overwhelming people with his academic enthusiasm. But there’s academic enthusiasm, and then there’s his increasing interest in the various unusual friends their junior Riders have picked up. He’d been practically vibrating with excitement since he first heard that Dr. Sawagami had run successful preliminary trials in her project to bring back the Roidmudes.

Of course, Philip could ask to speak with one or more Roidmudes all he liked, it had taken some time to arrange it. They’d had to talk to Terui, and he’d called Drive, and Drive had spoken to the four now-living Roidmudes, and then it had still taken two more months after that before anything could be scheduled just due to the tremendous problems Drive’s friends were having getting the Roidmudes legal status.

Now, though, the day's come, and Philip is enthusiastically shaking the hand of a man so color-coordinated that he could put Terui to shame and saying, "It's a absolute pleasure to meet you, Mr. Chase, thank you for coming, I appreciate it. Would you like coffee? I don’t know if you eat.”

Chase stares at him for only a very brief moment before saying, “Thank you, I do not drink coffee.”

Next to Chase--towering over him, in fact over all of them--is a man in a red coat with a thoughtful look on his face, and Shoutaro has to think for a moment before he recalls the last few messages he’d gotten. “And you’re...Heart, right? I’m Hidari Shoutaro, and this is Philip.”

Philip blinks. “This isn’t Mach? I thought Shijima Gou would be accompanying Chase to Fuuto. Shoutaro, I’m sorry, did I forget to introduce you?”

“It’s all right, partner, you were pretty excited. No, you remember the email, Gou was tied up with something last-minute.”

“By which he means he forgot that Professor Harley was going to be in Japan and expecting to see him.” Heart smiles, although he’s watching Philip with something that might be suspicion. “So I volunteered to come along, I’m always interested in making new friends.”

Chase glances at him. “You are overprotective.”

Heart makes a hm noise that doesn’t sound entirely like disagreement.

“Heart, Heart...” Philip’s eyes light up. “Yes, you’re also a Roidmude! Terui had said you weren’t interested in being interviewed, I don’t suppose you’ve had a change of heart? Forgive me, that wasn’t intended to be a play on words.”

Heart wavers for a moment, and Shoutaro can’t quite figure out whether it’s due to shyness or actual discomfort, so it’s probably fortunate that Chase is the one who answers. “Heart is not comfortable with discussing the past.”

“Ah. Yes, I entirely understand. Would you like coffee?”

“Now who’s overprotective?” But Heart relaxes visibly. “Yes, coffee would be wonderful, thank you.”

--

"Terui Ryuu said you and the other Roidmudes were having difficulties with your legal status, do you mind if I ask what they were? I know there are existing procedures for establishing the legal identities of non-humans, it's been done for two Bugsters in Seito. Well, three. Two and a half? Dr. Kujou is a complication."

Philip, Chase finds, is refreshingly blunt. He doesn't talk around issues the way many humans do, he cuts directly to the point, and moreover he seems pleased when Chase does the same. "There was an attempt to declare the Roidmudes property of the Japanese government."

"Oh.” Philip blinks several times, rapidly. “That's offensive, I imagine you all objected strenuously."

"Yes." Chase takes a sip of his tea. "And then once it was conclusively determined that we were people, there was the question of criminal charges."

"Really? Against you?"

"Against all of us. Heart, primarily. Brain and Medic were considered accomplices."

"I imagine your being a Kamen Rider helped with your case?"

"To an extent. I am not considered a threat. As it stands, we are no longer capable of causing gravity surges or otherwise wielding serious destructive force, and are under intermittent observation. The current legal debate centers around whether a Roidmude can be considered to have experienced mental duress."

“Hm. Really? Compelling. I wouldn’t think that was a debate at all.”

Chase considers this carefully before replying. “Why would you say that?”

“If Roidmudes are people, which they certainly are, then they can of course experience mental duress, or indeed any form of psychological distress.” Philip stares into space, hands wrapped around his coffee cup. “Unfortunately I’ve found that one of the hallmarks of personhood is a capacity for acute suffering. A being self-aware enough to love must also be self-aware enough to fear losing that which they love, and that fear can naturally be leaned upon by the unethical to coerce.” More staring into space. “Or simply to terrorize. It’s even more unfortunate when one realizes that unethical people of that type will likely always exist.”

“I...had not considered this previously.” Chase frowns, slowly. He’s experiencing an unfamiliar emotion--not that there are many emotions truly familiar to him, but this one contains elements of both surprise and happiness, and he is not clear on how one might express it.

He likes Philip, he realizes. He would like to be friends with Philip. Perhaps this is how Heart feels all the time.

“If this is the case, then in your determination, do Roidmudes have souls? I am not clear on what a soul is meant to be, but it has been the subject of discussion.”

Philip actually laughs. “The nature of the soul is one of the few topics on which I’m not the man to ask, for that you might want to talk to Ghost. In fact, I’m sure he’d be happy to discuss it with you. But in my limited experience with the subject--yes, I would think that Roidmudes have souls.” He takes a long drink of coffee. “Please excuse me if this is an indelicate question, I’ve been trying not to ask these things so abruptly lately, but my research indicated that Roidmudes have a more robotic base form onto which your human guises are layered, may I see it?”

--

They’re at the Windscale boutique getting Heart a suit.

They’d been discussing the Agency, and Heart mentioned having been a detective very briefly and seemed interested in the work, and this had led very naturally to talking about the boss, and from there to what Shoutaro had learned from him. Including, crucially, manner of dress, a topic that Heart seems fascinated by.

“I’d thought you could just sort of...shapeshift your clothing,” Shoutaro says. “At least, Bugsters do that, and Philip had mentioned that you do something similar.”

“Well, I can.” Heart plucks at the furred cuff of his coat. “But Tomari Kiriko’s suggested that I might adjust better to living among humans if I try to pick up some of their habits, little ones, and I like clothing.” A smile flashes across his face. “Mostly I’ve been borrowing things from Tomari Shinnosuke. He’s indicated that he’d like me to stop, though, because apparently he’s tired of having to come find me if he’s missing something he wants.”

“That’s Drive and his wife, right? We’ve never actually properly met, it’s sort of an oversight on Philip’s and my part.” Shoutaro frowns. “Do you live with him?”

Another flash of smile. “For the moment, yes. I was...revived...several months before the other Roidmudes, and they offered to let me stay with them. Mostly I watch Eiji for them and help Kiriko with housework. I’m learning how to cook. Brain and Medic are staying with other friends of Tomari Shinnosuke’s until the authorities can stop arguing about us and let us find a place of our own.”

“Well...” Shoutaro squints up at him for a moment, trying not to resent the man for being taller than him. “What kind of clothing do you like? I’m not exactly an expert on men’s fashion, but I like to think I know a little bit about it.”

This time it’s not a flash, the smile stays as Heart says, “Well, I have to say, the suits that Tomari Shinnosuke and his colleagues wear aren’t very interesting, but I do like your outfit quite a lot, it’s very sharp.”

So now Heart is trying on hats, and the Windscale salesgirls are losing their minds over how handsome he is. Normally Shoutaro would be a little jealous, they’re so used to him at this point that nothing about him is interesting to them, but he can’t quite bring himself to be. Not when Heart looks so pleased to be doing such an ordinary thing. Anyway, he’s letting Shoutaro pick everything out, and it’s so rare for someone else to be this trusting of Shoutaro’s fashion sense.

He also looks very good in a three-piece suit. But then, Shoutaro thinks, straightening his waistcoat, doesn’t everyone?

“What do you think of this one, my friend?”

Shoutaro looks at the latest hat Heart’s picked out and says, after a moment’s thought, “I think you look like a real man.”

Heart pauses. “Is that a good thing in this context?”

“Yes. The best thing I can think of, really. I mean, not that it’s bad to be a woman, but--listen, what I mean is, you look good, it suits you. Do you, uh, do you like to read at all?”

“Yes, sometimes, why?”

“We’re going to a bookstore after this, there are a couple of authors I think you’d enjoy.”

--

“Thank you for allowing me to examine you,” Philip says, when Chase shifts back into the human form that he’s finding more and more preferable to Proto-Zero’s, “it’s been a tremendous help to me. It’s--the many varieties of personhood that exist within the modern world are terribly compelling, but so few people are willing to speak about it at any length. Which I understand, but it does make study difficult.”

Chase nods. “I understand.” Beat. “You say personhood, but not humanity?”

“They’re hardly synonymous. Like circles and ovals. Every human is a person, but not every person is human. I haven’t always fit the precise definition of human myself.” Philip’s hand stills in the middle of a furious bout of note-taking, his face taking on a faraway look that Chase is learning to recognize. “What was death like for you? If you don’t mind my asking. Personally, I find the memory very difficult to grasp. Like a dream. I know that it happened, but when I reach for it, it slips out of my fingers.”

“It was...” It takes some time to find the way to phrase the answer. “Silent. And then when it ceased to be silent, it was because I was alive again.”

Philip nods, and takes more notes, and says, “Thank you for sharing that, I appreciate it. It’s...most people I know have never died. It’s difficult to explain to them.” The notebook snaps shut suddenly, Philip’s pen slides into its spiral binding right before it’s set aside. “Now. Is there anything I can do to help you?”

Chase blinks, slowly, several times, before replying. “How do you mean?”

“You. And your fellow Roidmudes. This is not an easy world to live in, especially when one’s personhood is treated as a subject for debate instead of a given. I would like--I hope that you’ll consider me a friend. I would like you to be my friend. And as a friend I would like to offer you and the other Roidmudes whatever help I can in establishing yourselves as people deserving of independent lives.” Philip grins at him. “At the very least I’m wonderful at winning debates.”

--

When Philip and Chase emerge from the garage, the first thing they see is Heart sitting in one of the front room chairs with an elderly gray cat asleep on his legs, and a much younger marmalade cat draped around his neck like an ungainly scarf. His red coat is nowhere in sight; he is, instead, wearing a black three-piece suit, a vividly red shirt, and a burgundy necktie with a heart-shaped pin in it. He's also engrossed in a book in English, although when they enter the room he glances up and says, cheerfully, "Hello."

"Good afternoon, Mr. Heart, I see Shoutaro's actually succeeded in his quest to get someone else to like Windscale as much as he does, you look very good. Are you enjoying Raymond Chandler? Shoutaro, is that Mrs. Mizuishi's kitten on our friend's shoulders? Where was he this time? Mrs. Mizuishi is a bit absent-minded," Philip says to Chase, "Chobi frequently wanders off when she's looking elsewhere."

"Yes, she called when we were on our way back from the bookstore." Shoutaro's sitting at the desk, in the middle of typing what looks like a list. "He'd only gotten up a tree, Heart helped me get him down. Mrs. Mizuishi’s coming to pick him up soon."

"And I see he has Mick's approval as well."

The gray cat opens one eye and gives Philip an unamused look, as if to say, “Yeah? What are you going to do about it?” only to begin purring when Heart absently reaches down to scratch his ears.

Chase sits down next to Heart while Philip goes over to speak to Shoutaro and is immediately investigated by the orange cat, who sniffs at his ear briefly and then gets up and hops from Heart’s shoulders to his. “What are you reading?”

“A collection of detective stories. Hidari Shoutaro gave it to me. He’s making me a list of movies that I might enjoy, I think I like detectives.” Heart leans slightly so that his arm brushes Chase’s. “It’s nice to have made a new friend. I hope the questioning wasn’t too intrusive?”

After a moment’s consideration, Chase says, “No. It was an enjoyable conversation.” He reaches up offer the orange cat his hand to smell. “I think it would be safe to say that Philip is a friend as well.”

Heart breaks into a smile. “That’s wonderful! I’m very glad to hear it.”

“However, I think we are expected to return to the city shortly.”

“Right, yes, I suppose we are.”

Over at the desk, Shoutaro pulls the paper out of his typewriter, blows on it to make sure that the ink is dry, and then folds it up and tucks it into an envelope. “Here, Heart, I’ve got that list for you. And my email address is at the bottom, please let me know which one you like best, you have no idea how long it’s taken me to find someone else who’d want to watch any of this stuff. I mean, Philip watches them with me, but other than that.”

Philip laughs quietly. “I do enjoy them, partner, I’m just not as passionate about them as you are.”

Heart carefully moves Mick onto the coffee table and stands up, reaching for a black hat with a red band that Chase hadn’t previously noticed hanging off the back of his chair. Chase, similarly, has to untangle himself from the orange cat, which objects strenuously to being moved and then promptly falls asleep in his chair as soon as he’s on his feet.

“I hope you’ll visit again,” Philip says as they’re shaking hands, “for non-research purposes, of course.”

Chase nods. “I would like that.”

Next to him, Heart tucks the envelope from Shoutaro into his suit jacket and says, “Maybe we can bring Brain along next time, I think they’d get along.”

They head out the door as a group, Shoutaro saying, “You’re going to email me, right, I need to know whether you like Spade or Marlowe better.”

“Of course, although I can tell you right now that just from the reading I’ve already done I like Marlowe quite a lot.”

One more round of handshakes as they all stand next to Chase’s motorcycle, and the last thing Philip says to Chase is, “Thank you again, so much. It was a pleasure to meet you. It’s wonderful to have new friends.”

Chase nods, says, “Likewise,” and resolves to visit again as soon as it’s feasible.

[pillow-anime-talk]

my anime crush.

synopsis: As an anime fan, you have your favorite 2D boy. At the same time, your own boyfriend is jealous of him. LMAO.

# tags: scenarios; current relationships; romance; comedy; fluff; boys as attention whores; maybe spoilers??; sfw

includes: female reader ft. shoto todoroki, izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugo, denki kaminari & eijirou kirishima {bnha}

— SHOTO (ft. Roy Mustang)

shobby; Hello, Y/N. Would you like to come on a date with me? 

You looked at the phone and the message from your boyfriend, then at your laptop screen and sighed.

you; I’m sorry, love. I have a date with Mustang today. We can go tomorrow <3 Love u.

You answered quickly, then turned off the phone and resumed watching the next episode of ‘Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood’. There was a lot of your favorite character at this arc, so unfortunately you couldn’t stop watching it right now! ‘Sorry, baby!’

Todoroki, on the other hand, had been staring at his smartphone’s screen for two or three... or maybe four minutes, probably not catching your joke about your alleged date with a non-existent 2D character. Only after long thought he decide to go to your room in the dorm.

Shoto expected everything; that you will be getting ready for a mentioned date, that you’re drunk or something, that you will cry while devising a plan to break up with him... but he certainly didn’t expect that you will lie on the bed hugging a large and fluffy dakimakura with the anime character’s face and body.

“Y/N?”

You glanced to the side, pausing the anime episode, and raised an eyebrow. “Oh. Hi?”

“What are you doing?”

“I have a date. I wrote it, remember?” You laughed softly as you sat on the bed. “You want to join?” You asked, but seeing his surprised expression, you decided to explain it. “I just watch anime, Sho. It’s a inside joke that you ‘go on a date’ with your favorite character when you just watch your favorite title. And my favorite character is Roy Mustang! Come here, please and watch it with me.”

After a short while, you played a few seconds of the anime for your boyfriend, and he raised his left eyebrow.

“Why you like this ‘Roy Mustang’ if you have me? Plus, my power is much better and I don’t need gloves to activate my quirk.”

You looking in shock at the boy, then blushed hardly. A moment later you grabbed his hand and pulled him to you, hugging him. 

‘I guess, I just like hot guys Shoto-kun.’ You thought, still hugging Todoroki.

— IZUKU (ft. Genos)

“Y/N why do you like this Robot-Man more than me?” Izuku pouted so you looked at him in big surprise. For a moment you didn’t know what the young High School student was talking about, but after the next few seconds you realized he meant your favorite 2D boy – Genos.

“I never said I liked him more than you, baby.” You laughed softly as you looked again at the black and white page of the manga, which showed the changing pictures and the fight of your favorite hero with the huge scolopendre-like monster.

“B-But... You keep reading about him, you have him on your wallpaper, you have his photos on wall, and you even cry to him while watching anime. Not to mention that you’ve watched this title about eighteen times already...! You love him more than me! I’m so sad, Y/N-chan!”

You raised your left eyebrow, laughing softly, looking at the book again and then closing it with a little, colorful bookmark. Of course, the bookmark with the image of Genos. Lmao.

“Izu-kun... No offence, but you know that well – all your room is in All Might’s things; bedding, mugs, pens, carpet and posters. When we kiss there, I can feel his smile and eyes on me. All. The. Time.” You said honestly, causing his pouty cheeks to flush after a short while, like two huge red ripe apples from an orchard.

“Yeah... B-But...”

“Anyway, I like this manga also because the main character looks like you. He also beats the villains with one punch! You should read this with me... I think you will like it, baby.”

This one, simple sentence was enough to interest Midoriya, who was (yeah, let’s face it) obsessed with physically strong characters/heroes/people.

Unfortunately, after a short time you turned your boyfriend into a monster who started buying various ‘One Punch Man’ stuff... Mr. Yagi Toshinori had a competition from now. Lol.

— KATSUKI (ft. Tobio Kageyama)

“Stop watching this shit and go out on a date with me.”

“Leave me alone! They’re playing an important game with Shiratorizawa Academy right now! I can’t, I just can’t! I have to support my favorite team!” You squeaked as your boyfriend pulls your leg and tries to pull you out of the safe ‘nest’ on the bed. “Katsuki! LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU BASTARD.”

“Shitty woman, let’s go on a date.”

“Piss off, let me spend time with my beautiful volleyball players! I missed them.” You almost cry holding onto the wooden bed frame while kicking your boyfriend in the face. “Let me finish watching the game and we’ll go on that date. I promise. I PROMISE.” You add quietly, looking at the screen again.

Bakugo snorted loudly, finally sitting down on your white carpet and leaning back against the bed. Then he took out his phone to browse his social media, but shortly afterwards he speaks back again. His raspy voice was irritated.

“I just don’t understand why you like that anime and that black-haired idiot so much... Like, I’m better in every fucking way.”

“Don’t offend Kageyama, you stupid ass.” You growled, poking him with your foot. “I like him because he’s so handsome and cute. He’s tall, he can play volleyball, he has beautiful, blue eyes...” You started exchanging softly, blushing, which made your boyfriend mad.

After a moment was heard a sound of a laptop hatch closing loudly in the room.

“KATSUKI, YOU SON OF A BITCH. I HATE YOU.”

“Yeah, yeah. Anyway. We’re going on a date. Now.”

— DENKI (ft. Takumi Usui)

“CJSDDKJDKVIDOLVDFK!” 

The blonde boy looked at you with a very scared expression on his face. When he saw the tears in your shiny eyes and the blush on your both cheeks, he approached you, asking if you were all right.

“Nothing’s alright, Denki!” You screamed out, stopping the episode of ‘Kaichou wa Maid-sama!’ and then looking back at your still worried boyfriend. “Usui kissed Misaki. I don’t know what to do with myself. I’M SO JEALOUS!” You squealed as you grabbed your warm forehead. “I’d like to kiss him too!” You added, causing the fear on his face to turn into surprise and confusion.

“Baby, I... Huh?”

“I would like to be a character in this anime. Life is hard, Denki. Life is painful.” You sighed, glancing at the colorful screen again.

After a while, however, you felt a warm touch on your hand, and then a gentle tug of your body towards the blonde’s chest. You looked at him questioningly, but before you could ask what he was doing, your man pulled you even closer, finally kissing your sweet lips. The kiss was gentle, slow and sweet; it was that kind you liked mostly and personally.

When you pulled away from Kaminari, he smiled at you, tucking unruly strands from your head behind one of your reddy ears.

“You may not live in the same anime as Usui, but at least you live next to me. It’s nice, isn’t it, Y/N?”

Your cheeks flushed even more than a few minutes ago, when you watched the last episode of your favorite title with interest. So you nodded gently. “That’s very nice, thank you, cutie.”

— EIJIROU (ft. Light Yagami)

“Y/N, why do you like this bad and nasty man so much?” Kirishima looked at you, and you paused the third episode, looking at him with amusement in your both, bright eyes.

“He’s not bad at all. He does justice as he sees fit.” You ate some popcorn and the boy pouted. “Hm? What’s wrong, baby?”

“I just don’t understand why you like this anime so much... There are much more enjoyable series! Honey, please, let’s watch ‘Pokémon’ or something where good and love wins. Pretty please.”

“But, you know that I don’t like this kind of anime or manga. I prefer what I’m watching now, Eiji-kun.”

“Yes, but you know it by heart!” He said reproachfully, and you shrugged your shoulders again. Kirishima gave up for a few more moments, watching your cute face, which with each second of the episode turned to an expression of admiration and big as heck stress. It was kind of cute in his own eyes, but still... Why did you like someone who killed others so much! After all, you were supposed to be a pro-hero, not someone who kills people for your own judgment and fun. 

Out of the corner of your eye, of course, you could see your red-haired boy’s wrinkled face, so you tapped his warm hand and smiled softly as you looked at him.

“Umm... If you want you can hug me, baby. It’ll definitely be nicer to watch all these murders. I guess.” You whispered, to which the High School student laughed out loud and immediately executed your soft words.

Eijiro cuddled up against your thighs, and your hand automatically combed his soft, red hair, which weren’t now styled with a hair gel or gum.

‘Well.’ If, while watching the actions of the evil-like Light, Kirishima could hug you and kiss your hands, he may turn a blind eye to Kira’s awful behavior.

[linagram]

[ 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚊 𝙺𝚎𝚒'𝚜 𝚃𝟹 𝚅𝙳 ] 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚎-𝚃𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚢

the man himself!! i feel like kei's vd and mv are a little bit underwhelming compared to what the second pair had, but it was kinda intentional in a way. like yeah, he's fun and cool and already had a very dark past before milgram, but also.. he's just a guy. a very scared one too.

Warnings for Kei's VD: heavy implications of physical torture.

Warnings for Kei's MV: toxic relationship dynamics, violence and physical torture.

(sounds of footsteps)

Miki: So.. It's Kei-san's turn now.

Miki: "If Eiji-san doesn't join us now.. I don't think he will join us at all."

Hinode: He's.. quite an interesting prisoner, isn't he?

Hinode: I'm not sure if I should be scared or excited about being able to talk to him in person. 

Miki: But you have talked to each other even before this interrogation..

Hinode: Well, yes, but we haven't really talked about his crime, you know?

Hinode: In fact.. He really doesn't like to talk about his crime. Wonder why..

(the door opens)

Kei: Oh, you two are finally here! Hiiiii~

Kei: *sighs* It's so sad that my poor little brother is still not here with you.. But oh well, guess I can't do anything about that.

Miki: Um, Kei-san, this might be a weird question, but..

Miki: Are you sure you don't know anything about Eiji-san? Like.. Maybe you know where he is now? 

Miki: Or.. If he's even alive.

Kei: ...

Kei: Miki, sweetie, could you please not joke about that? 

Miki: T-this wasn't supposed to be a joke-

Kei: I'm sure Eiji is still alive! I mean.. He has to be alive.

Miki: But.. What if he's not? What if something happened to him? What if Milgram sees him as a failure now?..

Kei: Hm...

Kei: Well.. I'll just kill everyone here probably then. 

Miki and Hinode: ...

Kei: Hey, come on, you could've at least pretended to act more shocked!

Miki: Sorry. We already had two prisoners say that they will either kill everyone here or just kill Eiji-san, so.. 

Miki: You're not really that original.

Kei: .. Someone is planning to kill Eiji?

Miki: A-anyway, we're not here to talk about that. 

Miki: Kei-san.. Are you feeling better now that you've been voted innocent?

Kei: .. Ah, haha, yeah.. I'm definitely feeliing better now.

Kei: My body doesn't hurt as much anymore, there's a possibility that my eye injury will get better, I got this cool new outfit.. Yeah, life is going great.

Miki: I see.. That's good to hear.

Kei: But still.. I'm just a little curious about something.

Kei: So like.. Why innocent? Why have you changed your mind so suddenly?

Kei: Is it because of my video or something? Hey, can I watch it-

Miki: W-we still don't know if the prisoners can watch their videos and if they're allowed to do so.

Miki: But.. Your second video showed that your murder went.. Not like we expected.

Kei: .. What is that supposed to mean-

Hinode: It's like.. I'd say you looked more like a victim there, Kei-san.

Kei:!

Hinode: It's like, if we didn't know you're one of the prisoners, we'd probably think you were the one who got killed.

Miki: It.. really was painful to watch.

Miki: "I wonder what would Eiji-san think if he watched this video with us.."

Kei: .. I-I see, haha.. So, what do you think about my murder now? Have you like, figured it out yet?

Miki: Kei-san.. Why can't you just tell us about it?

Kei: Huh?

Miki: Some of the other prisoners are completely okay with talking about their crime, like Chiba-san or Yoshioka-san. Some of them refuse to tell us anything because they believe they were in the right and don't see it as a crime, like Maruyama-san. Some of them don't want to tell us anything because they possibly feel guilty or ashamed, like Yano-san. 

Miki: So I just want to know.. Which one of these are you? You're definitely not the first one, so..

Miki: And something is telling me you're the third type.

Kei: .. A-are you sure you're allowed to just talk about other prisoners and their crimes like that, haha-

Miki: Sorry, Kei-san, but I'm the guard here. And I believe I am allowed to do that.

Kei: Woah~ Haha, okay, okay, Guard 002-san, I won't ask any dumb questions anymore.

Miki: So.. Why don't you just tell us already? We know that you had five victims. All of them were women. They were somehow connected to your friends.

Miki: We already know all of that, so why don't you just confess already?!

Kei: ...

Hinode: Kei-san, is it okay for me to assume that you haven't killed them because of.. I don't know, you being sadistic or cruel or wanting to see them in pain?

Kei: .. Well.. 

Kei: *laughs* I don't know. I could tell you everything, but.. 

Kei: .. The truth is kinda lame, honestly. 

Miki: There you go. You're trying to avoid this topic again.

Miki: What are you so afraid of, Kei-san? Who cares if the truth is "lame"? Do you think we'll make fun of you or something?..

Kei: .. I don't know, Miki. I don't know. *laughs*

Kei: It's like.. All prisoners here are so cool. Like, you look at them and think "Wow.. Just what could have possibly made them commit murder"?

Kei: I'm pretty close with some of them, so I know some stuff about their crimes and it's like.. They're so scary, but also so cool.. Especially considering that some of them had love as their main motivation.

Kei: .. And I'm.. not like that at all, haha.

Hinode: I think you having five victims already makes your murder one of the scariest ones, if it makes you feel any better.

Kei: Hmm.. Well, my motive kinda sucks. 

Kei: And like.. How I did it. 

Kei: T-to be honest, sometimes I just.. Sometimes I'm not even sure if I was the one who murdered them.

Miki: What?

Kei: B-but never mind, haha.. So, uh, I guess I should tell you something, right?

Kei: So, like..  What do you even want to know?

(sounds of Miki standing up and putting her hands on the table)

Miki: Everything. Tell us everything.

Hinode: Miki-san, I think we should be more specific.

Hinode: For example.. Your motive, Kei-san. Why did you kill those women?

Kei: .. Well..

Kei: Ah, how about we turn this into a game? Come on, guys, try to guess why I killed them!

Miki: Ugh.. I-I don't know, maybe because of jealousy or something? 

Kei: You think I wanted to date all of them?

Miki: Again, I said that I don't know!

Hinode: They found out something they weren't supposed to?

Kei: ...

Kei: Haha.. Wow, looks like we have a winner here~ I'll give you the prize later.

Kei: But like.. How did you-

Hinode: I just guessed, but also.. There was this scene in your video where one of the women found some photographs and..

Hinode: You got really nervous after that.

Kei: .. Ahaha.. You even saw that too?

Miki: What was on those photographs? 

Miki: "It really must've been something truly terrifying to make even Kei-san feel that way.."

Kei: Oh, just some people getting tortured. Like, their fingers being cut off or them losing their eyes or-

Miki: .. But we already knew that you, um..

Miki: Well, took pictures of those people.

Kei: That's because I've told you about it. I'm literally in a prison now, like who cares if I have a job like that, all prisoners here are literally murderers, like who cares!

Kei: But outside Milgram.. life is much harder for someone like me.

Kei: So, like.. I've never told anyone about it except my family. Because, well, it's still a crime, obviously, and I have a reputation to protect.

Kei: Like, imagine if a guy who took photographs for your favorite fashion magazine turned out to be also doing something like that. People would go wild and not in a good way.

Miki: So.. You killed them only because of that?

Miki: "I don't want to say it's lame, but.. I really expected more from his crime.."

Kei: No, no, it doesn't stop there.

Kei: So, um.. They didn't just get scared or something. They were sure I would do the same to them and that's why I invited them to my house.

Miki: Oh..

Kei: No, no, don't get me wrong, I really was going to kill them anyway. Like, I really did invite them just to kill them.

Miki: "Never mind, he's still bad."

Hinode: But.. Why? Why did you plan to kill them?

Kei: That's a story for another time. Who knows, maybe you'll see it in my video.

Kei: And, um.. They kinda.. Tried to defend themselves.

Kei: And they, uh.. Got a bit too.. How do I say it?.. Like, girls really did not have to do all that, haha.

Miki: This.. might be a strange theory, but..

Miki: Kei-san, have they also tried to torture you? You know.. Like maybe they wanted to get back at you? Maybe they wanted you to feel the same pain?

Miki: I'm assuming that would be quite easy for them to do, since, you know..

Miki: You'd have to deal with five angry and scared women all alone.

Kei:  ...

Kei: T-they..

(sounds of Kei struggling to breathe and talk)

Miki: Kei-san, is everything okay?!

Hinode: Looks like you were right, Miki-san.

Miki: B-but how do we help him?!

(sounds of Miki quickly walking up to Kei and something falling on the floor)

Hinode: Ah, Miki-san, you should be more careful.

(sounds of Hinode standing up)

Miki: Huh? D-did I drop something-

Hinode: No, it's okay, I'll get it.

Hinode: It's the memory machine-

Hinode: Huh?

(sounds of something being crushed)

Miki: ...

Hinode: ...

Kei: Oh, actually, I suddenly feel much better now.

Miki: Kei-san..

Miki: .. Did you just step on the memory machine and-

Kei: It's much smaller than I imagined it to be. And breaks so easily too..

Miki: .. What have you done?

(sound of a screen being turned on)

Eiji: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!

Hinode: Wait, is that-

Miki: EIJI-SAN?!

Kei: Told you, obviously he's still alive. So good to finally see you, little brother~

Eiji: KEI, I WILL RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT WHEN WE GET TO TALK IN PERSON, JUST YOU WAIT!

Hinode: Wait, wait, let's calm down here. Eiji-san, what is going on? Did Kei-san do something wrong?

Hinode: Well, not counting him breaking the memory machine..

Eiji: Oh, he definitely did something wrong. 

Eiji: Kei, just a quick little question.

Eiji: What did you do to the cameras? I can no longer see anyone or anything. It's all just black screens. 

Eiji: And I clearly remember seeing you before the cameras started acting weird. 

Eiji: It's like you were just.. standing there. Waiting for something or someone.

Kei: Hmm, but what if it wasn't me, Eiji? Also, I'm sure Milgram would have its cameras hidden from the prisoners, so..

Eiji: How about you ask another prisoner about it? You know, the one you're particularly close with.

Eiji: Also, don't act like you haven't done the same thing before. Just some black spray paint would do the trick.

Kei: .. Haha..

(bell rings, machinery sounds)

Hinode: It's time, Miki-san. And, uh, Eiji-san.

Hinode: We should have expected you to show up for your brother's interrogation, haha.

Eiji: Shut up. 

Kei: So, you're going to watch the third video already, huh?

Kei: Well, I'm ready. But also, please make sure to watch it closely, okay?

Kei: Because I'm not planning to talk about my crime ever again.

Hinode: We will try our best, Kei-san.

Hinode: Admitting that you became a victim of torture yourself must be quite hard for someone like you.

Kei: .. Hey, Hinode, please don't forget to come to my cell and take the prize I promised, okay?

Hinode: Haha, don't worry, I won't. I'm sure you will prepare something amazing for me.

Eiji: You really saw a guard that wasn't your brother or a highschooler and decided to immediately take your chance, huh?

Hinode: What's that supposed to mean, Eiji-san?

Kei: Don't think too much about it-

Miki: WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?!

Miki: THE MEMORY MACHINE IS BROKEN, THE CAMERAS ARE BROKEN, WE STILL DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT THIS GUY'S CRIME AND HE'S REFUSING TO TELL US MORE AND IT'S THE LAST TRIAL! 

Miki: KEI-SAN! STOP GIVING HINODE-SAN THAT LOOK AND TURN BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW!

Kei: .. Power trip is hitting you hard, Miki.

Miki: Nobody asked.

Miki: Prisoner 005, Kei, sing all of your sins!

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[ Kei's Trial 3 MV: Love=Pain ]

It looks like Kei is getting ready for a photo shoot. He still has his pink sunglasses, but he's mostly wearing purple and he has this creepy and suspicious smile on his face. The door opens and his model finally walks in. 

"Well, hello there, nice to meet you

The most beautiful piece of art I've ever seen

Come on, don't feel jealous, I only have eyes for you

So like, can we get started already?"

The model turns out to be Kei as well and this Kei is mostly wearing blue and he doesn't look thrilled to be here. He doesn't like the way the photographer!Kei is staring at him, but he just sighs and gets ready to pose.

Suddenly, we see model!Kei wearing a surprisingly casual and even "normal" outfit (not counting the fact that he has an anime girl print on his hoodie) and he looks very anxious and he keeps looking away. Photographer!Kei rolls his eyes, looking annoyed. Model!Kei is wearing a beautiful black dress and a black hat now and he looks much more confident now and he even winks at Photographer!Kei. The latter, however, looks terrified and he shakes his head. 

"So what do you want me to do? What do you want me to be?

I can be someone who will give you all the love you need and more

I can be someone who will turn your life into an even bigger mess

So what do you want? What do you need? Give me a sign"

Model!Kei sighs again. Photographer!Kei asks someone to come closer and that someone turns out to be Ruka. Ruka listens to photographer!Kei, nods and walks to model!Kei. Model!Kei is visibly sweating and seems to be very nervous, meanwhile Ruka still looks emotionless.

"Ah, I understand now, my love is nothing but a show

My love is supposed to be all soft and cute and "acceptable"

When will it be okay for me to show how IMPERFECT my love is?

When will they finally see my existence as "acceptable"?"

We see photographer!Kei taking pictures of Ruka sitting on model!Kei's lap, model!Kei hugging him, them talking about something, laughing and overall having fun. However, photographer!Kei doesn't look satisfied and he looks model!Kei in the eyes. Model!Kei realizes something and he slowly nods and gets up. 

"My love means nothing, if it doesn't make you cry

I don't want the kind of love that doesn't hurt me

"Play it safe"? Nah, that's not for me

Now can I get praised for being everyone's PERFECT lover?"

Now, we see model!Kei torturing and hurting Ruka in various ways. At first it doesn't look that bad, in some pictures he's just cutting his hair, but eventually it gets worse and model!Kei starts beating him, choking him and breaking his arms. Photographer!Kei is having much more fun now and he seems to really like these pictures. Model!Kei looks very uncomfortable, but then Ruka walks up to him and gives him a genuine smile for a moment. Model!Kei calms down, smiles back and continues to work.

"I am so much more than this

More than my works, my image, my reputation

You're in pain? Well, I'm in pain too

So can we at least suffer together, please?"

In the middle of it, model!Kei suddenly falls on top of Ruka and he looks worried at first and he tries to apologize, but Ruka doesn't seem to mind and simply pokes model!Kei's cheek. Model!Kei laughs and Ruka smiles again, but when model!Kei turns to photographer!Kei, his face expression immediately changes to a shocked one as he sees that it's not Kei who is taking pictures of them now, but his friends. His friends look really scared and model!Kei gets up and tries to explain the situation, but it's too late and some of his friends run away, some of them look at him with a disappointed expression and some of them punch him, slap him and they overall seem to be more angry rather than scared.

"Come on, why would you betray me like this?

You're the only thing that's stopping my life from being PERFECT

So like, love me, love me, love me, please!

I can still be your beautiful mess, just give me a chance!"

We see model!Kei lying on the floor. The room is completely empty and Ruka is gone. The door opens and model!Kei looks hopeful for a second, but then he sees that it's not Ruka or his friends or photographer!Kei. 

It's his friends' girlfriends.

They start to take pictures of him too and now those pictures show model!Kei getting tortured in the exact same ways he tortured Ruka, but we can't see who exactly is doing that to him. Almost all women look emotionless about it and have rather serious expressions, but one of them is looking away, showing that she doesn't approve what they're doing and she doesn't want to join them. 

"This is it, this is my punishment

The hunter became the prey or at least that's what they say

But my love means nothing if it doesn't make me cry

So I'll cry, I'll cry a lot, just say that you love me too, alright?"

The pictures start to get more and more blurry until it's hard to say if it's even Kei who is getting tortured. Finally, one of the pictures shows a woman getting smothered with a pillow. The next one shows a woman getting choked with a rope. The third one shows a woman covered in knife wounds. The fourth one shows a woman lying on the floor with many glass shards around her. 

We can see someone showing the fifth picture to model!Kei and we can't see what's going on in the picture, but the picture seems to be wet, like it fell in the water. 

"You did it, you did this for me

Your love means everything to me now

Oh no, oh no, I'm in so much pain

So like, can you kiss it better or something?"

Someone is still taking pictures of model!Kei as he's looking at it and then he drops it, smiles as more and more pictures get taken and suddenly pulls out a gun. The last picture shows nothing but blood on the wall that is the same image color as Kei's. 

"Actually don't, I kinda like it"

The video ends.

[yami-writes]

yk those tik toks were parents rate famous tik tokers? y/n is doing this with bakugo, kirishima, todoroki and they show them pics and let them rate & say their first impression but like when y/n show them a pic of charli or dixie the boys start crushing hardly, secretly hoping they make their s/o jealous but it turns out the completle opposite & y/n also crushes on the sisters, bc the reader is a closet bisexual & they basically come out then. fluff & crack pls i hope it's not too messy lmao

I LOVE THISSS GHJHLGUKL and i love writing crack its so fun!!!  these turned out longer than i though whoops

rating Tiktokers w/ Kirishima, Bakugo, and Todoroki

(🏷️) paring(s): Kirishima x reader, Bakugo x reader, Todoroki x reader (⚠️) warning(s): just crack and fluff here (💌) note from Yami:: I don't think I added enough fluff but I hope this is good (just know they accepted your bisexual ass with open arms 😌👏)

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Kirishima

Ok, I know for a fact Kiri knows what tiktok is

But he’s never on there 

Nor does he have an account

So making him rate tiktokers without him knowing who most of them are sounds like a good idea

But anywayssss

You saw the video a while ago and decided now would be fun to do it

The two of you are in his room after training for a few hours 

Yall were just chilling ✨v i b i n g✨

“Hey, Eiji”

“Hm?”

“Come! I have something for us to do”

He came and sat beside you on his bed

“Rate these tiktokers from 1 to 10”

“Wait why?”

“Why not?”

“...fair enough! Let's go!”

His enthusiasm is exactly what you wanted

You started with some pretty famous tiktokers 

He surprisingly knew who most of them were 

and gave them pretty high ratings

“What's his name?”

“Oh, that's Chase Hudson”

“I give him a 10”

“Why??”

“That name sounds manly!”

Pppffttttt

Then you finally get to the big one

Charli & Dixie D'amelio

“Oh”

“What? You gonna call them manly too?”

“N-no…”

You watched as YOUR boyfriend’s cheeks became the same color as his hair

“their uh- pretty”

“CHARLI AND DIXIE!?”

Not what you expected

You just thought you would brush over this one

Like all the other tiktokers

“I rate them a 10”

“Wow! Really? I would rate them a 100.”

“Huh?”

He’s so confused

“I love them so much! their tiktoks are so nice! Plus…. there pretty..”

“Huhhh???”

“Oh, I've never told you?”

“Huhhhh???”

Stawp ur gonna break him!!!!

“I'm Bi- I guess I never told you… I hope you don't see me-”

“What? No!!! I love you no matter what y/n! You really amazing, and strong, oh, and manly-”

“Ok ok! that's enough! Thanks Eiji”

Bakugo

Ok you convinced him to get a tiktok acc

Not for any particular reason because you know he’s not gonna post

And the only person he follows is you

But it's not like he uses it regardless

So he doesn't know any tiktokers

Now he’s a victim hehe

You just felt like doing something with him

And this was the first idea that came to mind so-

“Hey, suki!”

“What?”

“Come rate tiktokers!”

“Hah??”

“You know what tiktok is! Just come do it! I'm bored”

“Find something else to do.”  

Jeez

You just have to bring out the big guns-

“Fine then. I'll go have mido rate them with me.”

“Hah?? What could that shitty nerd do that I can't?? C’mere!”

Before you knew it you were sitting right beside your boyfriend

“So you wanna do it?”

“Let's just get this over with.” he scoffed

You went through a surprising amount of tiktokers

All of which getting low ratings

As in from -100 to 3

As the two of you went on the tiktokers got more famous

Until you reach them

“10”

“You rate them a 10???”

“Yea.”

You hate how he’s just staring at the photo of them

Not even bothering to glance at you

“Why do you rate them a 10, suki?”

“They're better than the rest of those other extras”

“How are they better?”

“they’re better.”

“Bakugo Katsuki.”

‘Shit’

“I love them too! They're so good at dancing! I just wanna- ahhhh”

‘Huh?’

“You love them?”

“Well, not as much as you, suki haha! But if I didn't love you I would love them…”

Katsuki_bakugo.exe stopped responding

“W-what's that supposed to mean??”

“Yes, I'm Bi.”

“Oh”

That's the only thing that comes out of his mouth for a while, which worries you

“I- I hope you don't think it's-”

“Hah?? No! I don't care! As long as you love me more than those shitty women.”

“HEY!”

“It's not like I'm wrong.”

“Hmph”

Todoroki

You introduced him to tiktok

But never told him to get an acc

He actually made it himself

Baby thinks it's interesting

So he’s fairly aware of the tiktokers on the platform

But anywayssss

The two of you were in your room

He was studying 

smart boi 

While you were, of course, scrolling through TikTok

“Hey shou! I have something for us to do!”

“Im studying”

“But you're already top in class! No need to study so much”

“Just a few more minut-”

“ you have been studying for 3 whole hours, shouto.”

“Hm….. 2 more minutes?”

“...”

You didn't bother to try and reason with him

Instead, you took advantage of the fact that he's weak to your touch

You dragged him on your bed

And you swear you him go

“Oh, ok”

GHUKHLJU

You didn't hesitate to start showing him the tiktokers and expecting him to answer

“Sorry love, but what are we doing?”

“Rate the tiktokers from 1-10”

“oh, Okay”

He didn't rate anyone too high

But then again his ratings weren't low

“Okay, how about this one?”

As you pointed to a picture of Charli and Dixie

Which you debated putting as you lock screen

“Oh, I like them, I give them a 10”

“a 10?”

“Yes.”

“10???”

“Yes?”

He honestly didn't know if something was wrong with his rating

Like~ poor boy was doing what you told him to do

“Wait I'm sorry, did I do something wrong-”

“I'm disappointed, shou”

“What?”

“I thought you knew better than this.”

He’s so confused 

He just rated them like he did with every other tiktoker

“They deserve 100, not 10.”

“...”

“Look at them, shou! You've seen their tiktoks!”

“Uh.. yea I have. Is there a point, y/n??”

“I'm just saying they deserve more than a 10. Their content is so good! Plus they're so pretty!”

a long period of silence

yet you could practically hear cogs turning in his head

“...is this what they call being bi?”

“I see you've been watching a lot of tiktok... But yes, i hope you don't mind”

“Why would I?? Am I supposed to? Is that bad? You know I'd love you regardless.”

Not where you thought that was heading but that's fine

“I- nevermind, let's just keep rating, yeah?”

“Okay”

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