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This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

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Little ghost, some dino nugs, and the return of the Halloween cookies. 🎃🍪

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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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too scared to post on main .

ignore this maybe

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If you’re an ace who has to teach people about your sexual orientation each time you come out:

You have an honorary PhD in human sexuality for the amount of lectures you’ve given and the numerous people you have educated.

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if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

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dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

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Just wanted to post my gofundme again because my other wisdom tooth is coming in and causing problems. Every dollar helps!

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Just wanted to post my gofundme again because my other wisdom tooth is coming in and causing problems. Every dollar helps!

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dansjes doen

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Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

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Thanks for coming in on such short notice. The other guy we were gonna torture for 18 hours called in sick

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writing in a journal just isn’t the same as getting attention online for being insane

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When you finally find out about your ADHD.