#i was like 17 dont judge me
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thatbitchsimone · 2 years ago
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butchcharliee · 2 years ago
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butch lingerie
[Terfs dni/18+]
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kickedin17 · 4 months ago
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Was going to work on the next chapter of my fic tonight but then decided to be responsible and water my flowers and also played with my dog, and then decided to knit like 7 rows of my current project, and then decided to eat a peach for dessert, and then realized my peaches were going to go bad before I can finish them all so I decided to make a peach cobbler at 9:25pm, but first of all I didn't have the right type of milk (only had oat. Because Woke. And actually I did have real milk but it went bad yesterday and I didn't realize til I poured it into the mixing bowl and then discovered that it smelled horrible so had to dump out like half a cup of sugar), and I think there was way too much water from cooking down the peaches, and also I had to more than halve the recipe bc I only had 2 peaches and it called for 5 but there was WAY too much batter in comparison to the peaches even halved and it boiled over the first baking dish, so I had to put it in a different one and it got all over my only good oven mitts while I was doing that so getting it back into the oven was an Event, and then after all of that fuckmess 40 minutes later it was just a slop pudding of peaches and sugar-flour with burnt edges, and I didn't know how to fix it because it was bedtime by then (30 minutes ago), so I cried and dumped it out & took the trash out, and then while I was walking to the dumpster in the dark asked myself What if there was a scary man hiding in the corn field across the street from my house? which was a cool idea to plant in my own mind because I'm home entirely alone this week, so now I'm just thinking about that, and also while my peach slop was cooking I decided to make a different lunch for work tomorrow instead of the lunch I was going to take (which was the leftover spaghetti I made for dinner bc I remembered I sometimes get sick if I eat tomato sauce 2 days in a row), and in the process of that found a bunch of rotten vegetables my parents left in the fridge before they went out of town, and it's now 11pm and I have to be up at 6am, and I did not work on my fic.
Moral of the story is Never procrastinate joshler to be "productive." Always commit to joshler only
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girl-bateman · 3 months ago
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I need more morally corrupt friends :(
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foxstens · 2 years ago
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i think i might be depressed
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t0asty1 · 28 days ago
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it was NOT a happy halloween. i had to walk for 3 hours and my mom threw away 70% of my candy because of food allergies and i took so much caffeine i could fight god and the devil and have a panic attack at the same time just so i could speedrun getting my assignment finished and submitted on time and then i took 5 sleeping pills to fight the caffeine and i think it made me high and i experienced emotions i didnt know existed. a spectrum of emotions equal to the spectrum of colors that shrimps can see.
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🦇🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛🎃👻🪦
#this halloween SUCKED!!!!!!#UNhappy halloween#my mom wakes me up from my recovery nap and tries to make me teach my brother line dances except i dont remember any so she plays#she plays shit ass music and tells me to freestyle dance with her and my brother and im just standing there like fuck that bro im injured#in 17 different places and am actively fighting the urge to kms this sounds like a you problem#and then she forces me and my brother to watch people do a line dance and then do the line dance ourselves#and were both bad and bumping into eachother cuz he has bad coordination and IM INJURED IN 17 DIFFERENT PLACES#i have a very pained expression and my mom yells at me WHY ARE U MAKING THAT FACE?????? ARE YOU DISGUSTED?????? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED DANCING#and ofc i dont say it out loud but inside i say NO YOU BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER ITS BECAUSE MY ANKLES AND KNEECAPS ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT TO BREAK#AND YOURE MAKING ME JUMP AROUND#AND IM TEMPTED TO COMMIT FELONIES RN BUT YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM HAPPINESS LIKE A COURT JESTER AT ALL TIMES#SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!#HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY AND I CAME IN AND YELLED AT YOU “WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A BAD ATTITUDE??!?!?!?#DO YOU HATE FUN;??!?!?!? YOU ENJOY MISERY???!?!? IT MUST BE THAT DAMN PHONE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR ONLY FRIENDS WHO#UNFORTUNATELY LIVE MORE THAN 4 HOURS AWAY. SPEAKING OF YOUR FRIENDS THEYRE A BAD INFLUENCE AND I DONT WANF YOU TALKING TO THEM ANGMORE!!!#HAND OVER THE PHONE SO I CAN INVADE YOUR PRIVACY AND JUDGE EVERY ASPECT OF THE THINGS YOU DO TO ENJOY YOURSELF WITHOUT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT#THAT YOURE A HUMAN AND NOT A MACHINE AND A HOROMONAL AND EMOTIONAL ONE AT THAT WHO GASP!!!!! HAS FEELINGS!!!!!! THE NERVE!!!!!“#ok#uhm#so therapy is neat.#i might possibly have a smidge of mommy issues
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thelov3lybookworm · 10 months ago
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Remember me? (Part 17)
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16
Summary: Under the Mountain, Y/n met the High Lord of the Night Court, Rhysand. She was scared of him, but soon she found out that he wasn't who he pretended to be. Despite her efforts at not falling in love with him, she fails. It's not that bad as he loves her back.
But now he's gone, and she's left alone with nothing.
Except for a very adorable reminder of him.
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Tw: secret pregnancy, none more that I can think of, so let me know if I need to add anything.
A/n: eh. i dont know. this was going to be longer, but then i decided to let it be. kinda filler i guess. not much happening.
enjoy!
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The gasps and looks Eris and Y/n's third dance had received would forever be embedded in her mind.
Y/n would have given herself a judging look if she could if she was being honest. She didn't know what she was thinking when she told him she wanted to continue dancing.
Almost an hour after their dance ended, she was still wondering and chastising herself.
People were still looking at her strangely, but that she could not care less about.
Was he asking me to marry him?
Y/n ignored the thought the moment she had it.
Despite her attempts to quell her questions, though, one question kept coming to the forefront of her mind.
Am I in love?
She did not know how to answer, so she either kept trying to stop thinking, or tried to think if she did love him.
Butterflies kept erupting in her stomach, and she desperately tried to stop them from taking flight by washing down several glasses of wine.
Not much help, if she said so herself. But still nonetheless effective in that it made her feel freer. And she felt like she could ignore the others better when she was busy trying to lick the dregs from the bottom of the cup or having a staring match with the few droplets that for some reason refused to leave the cup.
She was not drunk, not by any means. She was just trying to pretend that what happened earlier was planned. Or that it did not matter to her.
A gentle touch to her shoulder brought her out from her current staring match with those bastard droplets that for some reason hated her, and she turned her head around to see who had the audacity to disturb her.
Roland grinned at her, nodding his head towards the raised platforms at the end of the gigantic room where long tables stood with high backed chairs surrounding the length of it. Steam wafted up in tendrils from the food that had been set on them by the servants who now hurried to get out of the way of the haughty autumn court nobles.
There were two platforms, one for all the court nobles, and a higher one for the high lords who would dine together. Only the high lords and a chosen member of their court would sit on the table on the higher platform.
Since Y/n's arrival, two balls had been held. Eris usually chose his highest and most trusted advisor to sit with him in these things. Y/n usually sat at one of the chairs on the lower platforms.
She began to move towards her usual spot when she felt Roland stopping her again. She scowled at Eris's personal guard and oldest friend.
His grin only widened, completely unbothered by her glare, as if she was a harmless little female. She was just about to give him a piece of her mind and show him exactly what she could do when he glanced behind her, trying to contain his smile as he jerked his head to behind her.
She glanced towards where he had nodded to, and found Eris staring at her as he stood next to his chair at the head of the table, his hand on the chair on his right.
Her brows furrowed when she realised his advisor was nowhere nearby.
She glanced around, wondering if he was not attending, but to her surprise, she found him sitting on one of the table on the lower platform, muttering in low tones. By the looks of it, he was not very happy with the seat arrangements.
She turned to Eris questioningly.
He simply pulled out the chair to his right, one that was always reserved for the highest ranking official after the high lord himself.
Only after a moment did she realise that he was waiting for her to sit in it.
Her eyes widening, she looked behind her to Roland, something akin to panic festering under her skin.
He simply nudged her lightly with a hand to her back, and Y/n turned forward again, telling herself she would kill him the first chance she got.
She clutched at the soft, velvety fabric of her skirts as she walked forward, a hush falling over the room as everyone again stared at her as she passed the empty chairs, and then continued on until she stepped onto the higher platform.
At this point, everyone had definitely realised that the high lord had removed the advisor from his normal seat to have someone who was not even a member of the court sit next to him.
She stared at Eris the whole time, wondering what he was playing at.
He did not look away either, simply moving away for her to sit.
He pretended as if nothing happened, toasting to unity of the courts against all evil and things Y/n did not bother to listen to. It was only some courtly bullshit, she knew.
She knew she could not listen and focus even if she tried. She was too busy thinking about what he had done.
After a few moments, everyone dug into the dish. It was a small piece of spiced chicken placed in a crunchy and edible bowl like structure, drizzled with a slightly sweet and sour sauce.
The high lords chatted among themselves. The couple from winter court sat next to Y/n, the lord simply staring at his wife as she chatted with Morrigan, who sat next to her.
Directly across Y/n sat the high lord of day court, his boisterous laugh at something Eris said echoing slightly from the high walls and ceiling of the room. Y/n simply waited, chewing slowly as she contemplated how she would talk to Eris about it.
Eris gave his signature cruel lord smirk to Helion when he said something. Then Helion tuned away to say something to the High lord of dawn court, and Y/n took that as he chance to give Eris a piece of her mind.
She slowly ran her heeled toes against the nearest leg she could find, trying to see if it was Eris. She was sure it was Eris, she was just making sure.
Eris paused his chewing, his eyes moving from his half eaten plate to her. He rose a brow.
If Y/n didn't know better, she would have thought he began blushing too.
She then pulled back her leg, and after waiting a moment, she kicked him. He jerked and jumped in his seat, biting his lip. He tried to recover by pretending nothing happened and taking another bite of the chicken on his plate. After he was sure no one had seen him caught off guard, he glared at Y/n, betrayal swirling in his eyes.
Y/n smiled at him, wide and unrestrained, before she turned back to the last bite that was left on her plate, the sauce having smeared all over.
Eris said nothing as the servants scurried out from their places against the wall to clear up the tables and then bring everyone a bowl of soup. They were silent, their feet hurrying to get their work done and then go and stand in the shadows again, to not be a bother to the elites of the court who already had a problem with the lower faeries existence.
Y/n smiled and softly thanked the bark skinned fae that placed the soup bowl in front of her. The fae seemed shocked for a moment, before they ducked their head and hurried away.
After the people resumed their eating, Y/n turned to Eris, who glanced at her.
She leaned close to him, and he put his head next to hers to listen to her amid the chatter in the room.
"You might as well marry me right now. Or have you already planned to do it?"
A small smirk made its way onto his mouth, and Y/n chided herself for giving him the chance to tease her. "If that is what you want, I would declare my love for you and marry you, right here, right now, my dear."
Y/n's face heated, and she sat back, avoiding his eyes.
For the rest of the dinner and until all the high lords save for the spring high lord and the night court inner circle left, Y/n avoided him like the plague.
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vaehmaxwell · 17 days ago
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My Better CR introduction!
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Name: Reagan McKenzie Pierce
Age: 17
A little more about my DR!
-Basically just my CR but set in 2023 and Im a few years older lmao
-My s/o is someone in my CR so im not gonna say too much info abt them (Also I wanna know yalls opinions, is that weird??)
-I'm in band and choir then also play volleyball and tennis
-I'm the volleyball team captain
-Im also the leader of the ping pong club cus why tf not?? 😭
-I have a tiktok page where I cover songs and it blows up a little
-I have a baby blue volkswagon beetle :3
Thats honestly it! Ik its boring but like I just want better teenage years and I mostly shifted for my s/o and sports. Dont judge me with some of the things I scripted. 😋
My Gotham intro will be so much more intresting lol
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tndaqlifwy · 25 days ago
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lil intro post ;)
hello! so happy you're here 😚
my name is soph & i'm obsessed with anything wbb related. (& the warriors!) here's a lil bit about me 😁
i'm 17
my bday is in may! all tauruses STAND UP ♉
✡ (NOT israeli, ppl get this mixed up all the damn time)
lesbian
she/her
taken by my amazing girlfriend @ittiwdwysylm she's the prettiest girl ever so BACK OFFFFFF
my likes!
music: SZA, the neighbourhood, drake, rhianna, chilldish gambino, frank ocean, ariana grande, don toliver, summer walker, kehlani, khalid, billie eilish, meghan trainor, ella mai, kali uchis, h.e.r. (yes i have LOTS more if you can't tell i LOOOVE music!) if you want my spotify lmkkk
interests/hobbies: i play basketball & soccer, love shopping, cooking and baking, wbb (OBVVVV), reading, anything astrology related, psychology, making jewelry, and calligraphy
i love people & absolutely love making friends so feel free to yap to me about WHATEVERRRR i love making new mootsies
dream college: udub (seattle) but i also love wisconsin & umich - if you're going thru the college process too, please ttm! we'll get thru it together :)
obv love uconn but also usc & stanford, and then the storm, sun & merc for the w!!
random facts 🥳
i ADORE edamame (dont judge)
i'm like a fem/masc it rly depends
i love movies
i have greenish blue eyes
i love jewelry (silver on topppp)
i LOVE the color green (forest green!)
fav snacks! : my gf, sun chips, carrots & hummus, smoothies, etc
my style is very frat boy meets nature girl if that makes any sense
my fav wnba players: stewie, naiiiii, jewell, gabby, dt, tash I HAVE SM MORE YALL
i pierce my own ears!
i hate men :)
my moots 💚
@ittiwdwysylm (obv), @patscorner @thaatdigitaldiary @sierrale8ne @pboogerswbb
@mrsarnold @paigebueckersupdates @rosemariiaa
@d3arapril @money4martin @janaelalfysblunt @hrtslaces @iminlovewithpaigebueckers
@st4rrzynight @ohbueckers @lucespeaks
I DEF HAVE MORE SO PLEASE TELL ME IF I MISSED YOU!!! i love you ALLLLLL (also i had to separate them bc tumblr is being weird asf)
men dni! please don't be homophobic, racist, anti-semetic, etc i will block you!!
annyyyyways that's more than enough!
hope you have a greattttt day 🌱🌴🪴🍀
xoxo soph
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todomemolesta18 · 11 months ago
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A THREAD OF ALL MY FAVOURITE SHIPS Pt 1
Oh God, this is gonna be long, but I need this 😭 Just to let out my love because I dont want more negativity. more negativity.
Something before we start: First, if there is a ship here you dont like, PLEASE dont trow hate at me. Okay? Okay :3 Ship and let ship.
(You may see some... "polemic" ships BUT DONT JUDGE, THERE ARE NO PROSHIP BULLSHIT).
There are gonna be gays and lesbic ships. If you are an homofobic person, i have something for you:
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Thank you. NOW. LET THE FUN BEGIN.
1 Nuzi (Uzi x N)
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2 Vizzy (V x Lizzy)
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3. Envy *in the mansion* (V x N) Im a multishipper, surprise :3
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4. N x Thad
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5 N x Uzi x V (idk why i dont really like V x Uzi but the three of them together yes *shrugs*)
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6 Khan x Nori (i wasnt sure if this ship or Doors 🤔)
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Thats all from Murder drones ship, now...
7 Charlie x Vaggie (Hazbin hotel)
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8 Charlie x Alastor
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9 Moxxie x Millie
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10 Blitzo x Striker (BLITZO DESERVES BETTER OKAY?!)
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11 Ivy x Freckle (Lackadaisy)
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12 Rocky x Mordecai (im not completely sure, Mordecai is 5 years older than Rocky who is 23 but they are both adults so...)
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13 Rocky x Ivy
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14 Jax x Ragatha (The amazing digital circus)
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15 Pomni x Ragatha
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16 Pomni x Jax
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17 Pomni x Caine
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Ooookay il stop... for now >:)
REMEMBER IS MY PERSONAL OPINION, AND I SHIP THEM BECAUSE THEY CLICK WITH ME, OKAY?!
Pt 2: https://www.tumblr.com/todomemolesta18/737560094473093120/a-thread-of-all-my-favourite-ships-part-2-movies?source=share
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chaifootsteps · 1 month ago
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its really hard to take any comparisons of stolas to other abusive characters seriously because i genuinely dont think viv comprehends shes written an abuser, the same way other authors can comprehend theyve written abusers. she self projects so heavily onto him and acts like his sass is justified to the point pretty much everyone, even fans and critics, knows that s3 will just end up with him living with blitz and working for IMP (which was foreshadowed just oh so subtly in the helluvababies season 2 premiere,) after losing everything (oh no, the consequences of my actions!) because of the full moon deal HE decided to start. he started out doing something bad, acknowledged it once (didnt even apologize to blitz for the deal btw,) and got go back to his life of luxury after his former sex slave said no to his love. he took advantage of the main character in the very first episode and will still be rewarded with him presented as stolas's knight in shining armor, a family who will unconditionally love him because of fucking course they will even though they know their boss had to fuck him or else they wouldnt have their "meal ticket", and eventually, most probably, his daughters forgiveness after she cut him out of his life for.. taking antidepressants. not for neglecting her, not for not teaching her anything about the book she was solely created for, for 17 years, before letting someone else have it without a single worry of what could happen to it, and certainly not because she cheated on his mom with some "weird red dickhead" i can watch other shows with the understanding (most of the time) that that character probably will receive some kind of growth, karma, acknowledgement, or change of their terrible behavior if theyre intentionally written as toxic. or, if their toxicity is supposed to be the point, for them to go full ham with it. helluva boss is neither to me; its abuse tactics and toxic patterns presented as good, like gaslighting, triangulation, and codependency. and an audience like vivs will digest these ideas subconsciously as good if they have no critical thinking skills of their own, which most of them dont. and all while being too afraid to actually hold abusers accountable in a setting like hell of all places. thats why none of the characters even acknowledge the actually shitty things stolas does and arent allowed to not forgive him- because the creator herself is an abuser who doesnt understand, or doesnt want to understand, that being held accountable is about ALWAYS acknowledging the mistakes you made and STILL trying to be better, even if the people you hurt still hate you. not apologizing once, and then getting pissed someone didnt automatically forgive you, as if your remorse means you're entitled to forgiveness. thats how stolas thinks, because thats how she thinks, and thats terrible. i cant even watch these shows in a "im a messy bitch who lives 4 drama" way as much as i want to because watching an abuser get everything he wants after a season of straight up cloaca sucking is NOT drama. its just incredibly depressing and makes me think about the piles of money that couldve been used to make anything other then this, instead of the creators self insert fanfiction of "no one is allowed to judge my character based on my past selfish actions: the overpriced, overstuffed with expensive celebs while i claim i cant fairly pay my animators i force to work exclusively on my shows the musical!"
I think you're spot on, unfortunately. If it weren't for the fanbase slavishly, cultishly lapping up everything Viv gives them and making it a point to incorporate it into their own lives, it would be a fascinating look at how an abusive person sees themselves. Stolas's justifications really are Viv's justifications, and she'll never see him as an abuser for the same reason she'll never see herself as one.
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kenlvry · 2 years ago
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omg can I ask the first time the boys meet the reader they were beat up by the reader for insulting something (e.g their cat or something) or they made a crude joke? Basically almost like Annie Leonhart and stuff xjsjdjjs
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beating up the boys
an; helloooo, anyways i was skimming through my requests and found this, love the concept and cute pic, i screenshotted it hihi, hope you like this! everyone is aged up, 17-18 in craigs you didnt beat him up but yeaaa just read
kenny mccormick
when he first met you , kyle brought you over to stans house where you all hung out. the other two didn't seem bothered by your presence and he asked who you were , kyle introduced you saying you knew tips on the game they were about to play, kenny thought you were attractive and complemented you "damn you got fine ass" kenny blurted that out smirking, the other three knew how you were and you didn't like the perverted comment he made, you straight up slapped him, bro he was shook. no girl ever reacted that way, they always blushed, he was determined that next time you'd blush at him. so he spent weeks flirting with you and by now he realize he got a fat crush on you and just know the flirtings are way more intense.
stan marsh
kenny brought the others to your house because you had a pool and asked if he and the other can play in it, you agreed having known kenny a while now and wanting to meet his other friends. they all came over and greeted you, you were homeschooled so you didn't have that many friends. while they were admiring your house your sphynx cat came over and meowed demanding you feed him, cartman had a cat of his own so he didn't care and kyle wasn't the type to judge a cat, stan however was disgusted, man he made the most foul faces "ew what is that its so ugly why doesn't it have fur?!!" you stopped your tracks and stared at him, kenny knew how defensive you were abt your cat "omg stan say sorry" before stan could reply a hit was blown to his face, you punched him. "get the fuck out and don't even think about swimming in my pool bitch" stan ran away and wanted to say sorry but everytime he saw you at the parks you flipped him off, he tried everything. by the time he bought you flowers just to make you forgive him, he knew he was inlove. the next time he saw you he was all nervous and looked like he was about to puke.
kyle brofloski
the four of them were out at the mall looking for things to do when you bumped into them, he remembered you because last week you came over to stans house to hang out, kyle was supposed to be there but he got sick. the other three greeted you knowing you for a while now after the meet up, kyle introduced himself to you and apologized for not showing up. he then ask what you four were playing at stans house "oh dude you shouldve come over we all played wrestling and y/n kicked ass" kyle laughed, "damn your all weak af, shes a girl her punches mustve been weak" in a desperate attempt to get closer to you he blurted out the most overused misogynistic joke ever "oh shit i didn't mea-" he felt his cheek sting and realized you had punched him "weak? dont make me laugh" you walked off, the next day he tried everything to get your attention and say sorry, you ignored him and he was in tears bro, he would 'unintentionally' bump into you, would try to help you with homework everything bro. in class while he was staring at you thinking about tactics and he realized how pretty you were. he started blushing like crazy, you now realize how kyle doesn't come and beg you to forgive him rather he stares at you from afar and whenever you made eyecontact he'd look away all smiley
eric cartman
bro is foul, when he first met you he made the most misogynistic joke ever like he cracked so many jokes without even looking at your death face. you just stared at him while he was calling you the other words for female. he realized it was silent and looked over at kyle stan and kenny who was dead silent and nervously looking at the floor "why aren't you laughing?? you know i make good jokes" and then before he could make another sexist joke you kicked him in his nuts, and punched him "fuck you asshole lets see you try making kids 6 years from now" you walk away and stopped "if anyone even wants you that is" you continued, bro the other three broke out laughing you were foul for that 😭😭. cartman wasn't happy, everytime he saw you at school he'd glare and make sexist jokes that were loud so you can here but everytime you stared back he'd stop. he tried everything to get your attention, even at lunch all he talks about is you "shut the fuck up fatass, at this point you might as well make her your girlfriend" cartman was offended but the more he thought about it the more right kyle was. damn, he is lovestruck, no girl has ever did that to him. so now he tries being closer to you, you were friends and you didnt want to be close friends but cartman was desperate, hmmm you wonder why...?
craig tucker
like always he flips everyone off so it was no different when he first met you, you greeted him so nicely but you just get a middle finger "dude what the hell is wrong with you, fucking jerk go stick your middle finger somewhere else" craig was a little shocked you actually fought back, usually people just get offended and stayed silent. "I'll stick it up your moms ass" he said proudly, he thought he was funny for that but you looked sad and your eyes were glassy you ran away wiping your tears discreetly "dude what the hell her mom died 5 days ago, thats the whole reason she came here" kyle said, everyone knew because they greeted you when you first moved in. craig felt so bad, when he saw you in class he tried talking to you but you flipped him off, he took it as a note you were not in the mood of talking, during lunch he tried talking to you again but you flipped him off again!! now he knew what other people felt fr, its been a week now and you don't know how many times you've flipped Craig off now, people started calling you Craig's long lost twin. craig was going crazy over you, he would look at you during class, find time to talk to you and even planning to go to your house just so he can apologize. "craig, stop staring at y/n, just go confess already" Craig got sent back to reality by cartman, and he was right maybe he should go confess. he knew what he felt for you wasn't just because he wanted to say sorry but because he liked you. this Friday he'll both apologize and confess, bro already bought the flowers and everything , you better be ready to be titled as craigs girlfriend
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brokndollie · 6 months ago
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🦷 𝓦elcome to my blog lovelies ᠀𓏲
α вιт αвσυт мє: my name is Lily. 17. my pronouns are she/her. im strictly straight. i have an 3D. my alter egos: bunny/doll/angel/dollie/fae/fairy/faeri. (u can adress me using any of these)
◌ 𝒱. ainilla ⊹ ˚ ୭ 🥛
𝓜y messages are open if you want to be friends/mutuals idm. 𝓟ls dont ask 4 nvdes or pics of me. 𝓝o offense but if ur a girl tryna yk.. im not lesb, we can be besties babe. 𝓓ni: minors, thnnsp𖹭 haters/reporters, men over 30 years old, racists & homophobes
︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶⠀🐾⠀︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶
ℓιкєѕ: 𝓐ngelcore, whitecore, dollcore, & coquette aesthetics, 𝓒innamon girls, lana del rey, thnnsp𖹭 blogs/content, i like some nsfw blogs, 𝓡ibbons, makeup, kpop, anything pink, goth girlies, babies, dogs, cats, 𝓑ears, subliminals, manifestation, loa, oldr men/dilfs, emo boys, 𝓓addydxms, & yanderes lol.
◌ 𝒱. ainilla ⊹ ˚ ୭ 🗝
dislikes: 𝓑rainless overly sxxual creeps (like chill), racists, 𝓗omophobes, ppl who support Isreal, ppl who judge others just because 𝓣hey feel they can, 𝓜inors, elon musk 💀, ppl who body shame, nd a bunch of 𝓞ther shi.
◌ 𝒱. ainilla ⊹ ˚ ୭ 🦷
𝓜y SW: 60keygz. CW: 48keygz. GW: 40keygz.
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deathwaltz-ao3 · 1 month ago
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Reasons why jingluo is the best pairing on this planet:
1. theyre cute
2. theyre opposite sun and moon (jing yuan = sun but looks like moon, luocha = moon but looks like sun)
3. they have chemistry
4. canon interactions!!!!!! yay!!!!!!
5. The Perfect Timing lightcone.
6. jy has said (in a livestream i dont remember which one tho) that luocha makes his heart anxious
7. they look cute together
8. their dynamic is very interesting considering jy is very intrigued by luocha despite the latter being a “mere merchant”
9. “Would you prefer me to reveal or conceal, General?” reveal what, huh? 🤨 kinda homo if u ask me
10. Opposites attract (but maybe they aren’t as different as they thought)
11. Rivals to friends to lovers is possible
12. ANGST OPPORTUNITIES.
13. jy canonically follows luocha around under the guise of “surveillance” (the only thing ur surveying is his beauty)
14. yanqing kinda looks like their child (PLS TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT)
15. pretty man x pretty man
16. both of them would learn not to judge based on first impressions
17. the sexual tension is strong between them
18. jy is gay as hell and so is luocha like come on it’s obvious
19. healer x fighter
20. their name even sounds cute
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porcelainslvt · 6 months ago
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🦷 𝓦elcome to my blog lovelies ᠀𓏲
α вιт αвσυт мє: my name is Lily. 17. my pronouns are she/her. im strictly straight. i have an 3D. my alter egos: bunny/doll/angel/dollie/fae/fairy/faeri. (u can adress me using any of these)
◌ 𝒱. ainilla ⊹ ˚ ୭ 🥛
𝓜y messages are open if you want to be friends/mutuals idm. 𝓟ls dont ask 4 nvdes or pics of me. 𝓝o offense but if ur a girl tryna yk.. im not lesb, we can be besties babe. 𝓓ni: minors, thnnsp𖹭 haters/reporters, men over 30 years old, racists & homophobes
︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶⠀🐾⠀︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶
ℓιкєѕ: 𝓐ngelcore, whitecore, dollcore, & coquette aesthetics, 𝓒innamon girls, lana del rey, thnnsp𖹭 blogs/content, i like some nsfw blogs, 𝓡ibbons, makeup, kpop, anything pink, goth girlies, babies, dogs, cats, 𝓑ears, subliminals, manifestation, loa, oldr men/dilfs, emo boys, 𝓓addydxms, & yanderes lol.
◌ 𝒱. ainilla ⊹ ˚ ୭ 🗝
dislikes: 𝓑rainless overly sxxual creeps (like chill), racists, 𝓗omophobes, ppl who support Isreal, ppl who judge others just because 𝓣hey feel they can, 𝓜inors, elon musk 💀, ppl who body shame, nd a bunch of 𝓞ther shi.
◌ 𝒱. ainilla ⊹ ˚ ୭ 🦷
𝓜y SW: 60keygz. CW: 48keygz. GW: 40keygz.
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svnnyxoxo · 1 month ago
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hi !
im new to edtumblr and am looking for ana buddies/ moots !
dms are open, im 17 and from aus 🇦🇺, but id love to make friends from other countries here too, i like kpop (moa and engene!), and have started getting into anime recently, i also play hsr and genshin casually <3
ive been binging like crazyyy for the last few weeks and i gained like 6kg T-T, so ill be following a diet of under 200cals a day w exercise and here are my stats~
sw: 50kg
height: 161cm (im short dont judge me 😭😭)
will update every day <3
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