#i was in a selfie mood oops

[rubylace]

𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐈 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇

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◌ HEESEUNG ◌ heeseung catches you trying to discreetly snap a photo of him at a local park where with friends and give you a humble smile. he invites you to sit in the joining area so you can see his charisma when playing basketball. he’d casually pose and say, “do you need another shot?” aware of your feelings, he’d make sure you’re not too embarrassed by saying, “I’m flattered,” with a friendly smile but bit shy.

◌ JAY ◌ jay notice you attempting to take a picture of him while he's at a music store browsing vinyl records. he walks over with a curious grin and strikes up a conversation about music tastes. he's passionate and shares his favorite albums and play along, striking a dramatic pose and then laughing. “did I pass the photo test?” he’d ask. he’d add with a wink, “if you wanted, you could’ve just asked in person I take pictures of myself very handsome.” trying to lighten the mood.

◌ JAKE ◌ jake saw trying to capture a photo of him while he's at a food festival sampling different cuisines. instead of getting upset, he invites you to taste some of the dishes with him. he's sociable and enjoys sharing experiences. he immediately break into a wide grin. “were you taking a picture of me?” he’d ask, pretending to be surprised. “I’m honored. you can take a photo of me properly, no need to be discreet like this.” while giving you a friendly, reassuring pat on the shoulder.

◌ SUNGHOON ◌ sunghoon look at you snapping photos of him while he's roller skating at the sports venue, his gaze immediately shifted to you. he raise an eyebrow with a slight smirk. “ah, I know you always look at me, what is it this time? perpetuate my posture?” he’d ask in his cool, composed manner. “it’s okay. let me know if you want another one,” showing his the rest of his face. “and don't forget to send me those cool photos.” his playfull arrogant face was clearly exposed.

◌ SUNOO ◌ sunoo aware you trying to get a shot of him while he's volunteering at an animal shelter. he approaches you and introduces you to the animals he's caring for. he's compassionate and kind-hearted, “how come there's a secret admirer here~” making you feel appreciated for your interest in him and burst into a bright smile. “just tell me, I thank you” he’d say curiosity and giving warm smile. “next time, let’s take a selfie together.” making you feel at ease and excited.

◌ JUNGWON ◌ jungwon spots you while came out of the gymnastics after practicing taekwondo with his teacher and would direct notice you taking the photo, approach you curiously. he's ask with a little smirk and cute dimples, “were you just taking a picture of me?” he’d softly say, “I don’t mind. do you want to take one together?” offering to make the moment less awkward. and he doesn't mind about you secretly liking him.

◌ NI-KI ◌ ni-ki tilt his head in curiosity at arcade playing games, grinning. “someone just taking a photo of me?” he’d ask, clearly amused. he’d tease you lightly, “I must look pretty cool today, huh?” while giving you a playful nudge, “your flash is on, you know.” making you laugh. he's playful and energetic that's why you love him.

[nolita-fairytale]

hi gen! hope this finds you well!!!! and hope i’m not late to the party… but i’ve been thinking about luca having a long distance relationship. and since most of the time chefs have cooking as an act of care, could you think of hc for luca in this situation?

@translatemunson thanks for sending this one in.

dating chef luca long distance: a headcanon

dating chef luca long distance would look like:

while luca works early most mornings, the two of you make sure to keep in touch. texts, voice memos, phone calls and facetimes when you can because he wants to connect with you as often as possible.

luca is always sending you tiktoks/instagram reels once he's off work -- things he thinks you might enjoy. you love to send pics back and forth: things you're doing, a great meal you had, a selfie when you have something funny to tell him or just when you miss him.

luca does not have read receipts and neither do you because truly, read receipts are unhinged and just make everyone involved anxious. (not me coming for read receipts, oops)

you try to physically see each other every 1 - 3 months, depending on where you're located, at least until your make it to your long distance end date. hear me out: i think that luca is going to move to you. "there will always be work for me as a chef, babe. and i want to be with you."

the week before a scheduled trip, it feels like time can't move any faster. you normally don't have too much trouble with distance, aside from missing him, but that week leading up to always feels agonous.

speaking of, leading up to a trip, luca busies himself with planning out menus, things he wants to make you, places he wants to take you, knowing that food is such a strong love language for the both of you.

the moment you reunite is always so sweet. in some ways, you don't mind the distance because it always feels so exciting when you see him for the first time after a few weeks to months apart. and can we talk about the reunion sex?! it is hot, hot, hot and it's the first thing the both of you want to do when you're reunited. (fully projecting here because i once had a long distance relationship and that ways always the first thing we did).

when you're not together... i don't think you and luca are big sexters... per say... but the man will indulge in phone sex when the mood strikes. just picture it. that deep voice over the phone telling you to touch yourself?! asking you how it feels? moaning with the phone on speaker while you tell him how much you need him?! how you can't wait to be together, jfc.

every day with him feels special, whether it be luca making you breakfast in bed or the two of you just doing nothing together, watching movies, cooking something together. he makes the most mundane of things feel like magic because the man has your heart.

somedays are harder than others, and you feel like you're missing out -- when his hair is longer, when he finds a new cafe that's become routine for him but is something you're only just finding out about -- and it makes your heart ache for the day that you get to live in the same city together.

long distance is hard, but you and luca make it as easy as possible by being kickass communicators and by meeting each other halfway. on the days it feels harder than others, you hold space for each other, recognizing that, while normally you feel good about it... you really fucking miss each other.

i know i wrote this in burn your life down but i stand by it: luca is a letter writer. perhaps after a particular tough day where you're missing the hell out of him, luca decides to surprise you by sending you some snail mail. you receive it a few days to a week later (depending on where you are in the world) and the care and love he poured into this surprise reminds you that it's all worth it.

this song and these lyrics make me think of dating luca long distance, so i will leave us on this note:

"so, can we strip down to our vitals? i'm obsessed with your design and I've missed your soul forever" -- superbloodmoon, holly humberstone & d4vid

[lost-inthedream]

Jun from A to Z

That nsfw alphabet

Pairing: Park Junhee x female reader

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He becomes a softie right after he orgasms, playing with your hair (which is damp with sweat) and smiling at you. Anyways, Jun suggests a shower together after a few minutes and wants to talk in the bathroom.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, it's his face. I wouldn't say he is smug but he knows how handsome he is. His smile is a fatal charm.

On you, it's either your neck or your butt. He can't decide. He is often smelling your neck, it's like his face was made to fit onto its soft curve. But your butt also looks amazing. He uses to say it's appetizing oops

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

On your butt when he rails you from behind and inside when you all go for it in another position.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He sometimes considers sharing you with a friend or being shared omg.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has quite a lot of experience because he can't say no to pretty girls.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary with your legs on his shoulders or reverse cowgirl.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Come on, Jun is a clown. He loves it when he does something dumb such as losing balance and you laugh with him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He definitely has hair down there, sometimes more than you expect.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not really romantic when he is in a mood. He gets too energetic and reckless, he's not the type to say "I love you" while he is inside you but he definitely will do it afterward.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it often because he is a horny person. Usually in the shower, so when he is not singing there, you should suspect.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Top three:

Biting (giving and receiving)

Choking (giving and receiving)

Pet play (either role)

L = Location (favorite places)

in the comfort of the bedroom or on the table before dinner.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Junhee is turned on by visual stimulation: you wearing revealing clothing for him, sending provocative selfies, purposely licking your fingers soaked with sauce in front of him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He can't take degradation well. It makes him feel ridiculous.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving: the way you look up at him as he feels so lucky is priceless. He enjoys taking a fistful of your hair too.

It doesn't mean his tongue skills are weak nonetheless. He gives a quite decent head. Stays down on you for a while especially if you stroke his head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Junhee is pretty rough and fast when he dominates. However, he loves it when you take control and fuck him slowly while pinning him down on the mattress. Girl, just pierce his soul with your gaze while he is inside and he will stay quiet in anticipation (maybe cursing a bit but otherwise he'll be a good puppy)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's frequently craving quickies because he enjoys them so much! Fast, passionate sex simply put him in a good mood to do anything. He uses to suggest it before going out.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is down to whatever. If his babe wants something new she's getting it.

He also can take the risk of being caught as long it is minimal. I mean, he's okay if you get heard but not if you get spotted in the act. He can be possessive about your body so he hates the idea of anyone seeing you naked.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He fucks fast hence he can go for many rounds. Absolutely LOVES having his soft dick sucked to life again so he can fuck you one more time quickly.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes!! He is attracted to vibrators so he have at least 3. Jun often lets you use them on him so you know where to find his toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease much, boy is eager himself so he won't make you wait much. He starts kissing you more deeply and his hands don't take much to force your clothes off.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

This man is so freaking loud. Your neighbors probably talk about him because sometimes he goes overboard. You might have gagged him one time because you got ashamed. Anyways his moans and whimpers are adorable.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jun likes to be guided towards your bedroom when he's playing your puppy. You don't need a leash, just grab his shaft and start walking him down the corridor.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

It's a bit longer than average when it's hard, average thickness. It looks smooth at first but there's a vein on the underside. It's slightly tanned too.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

4 days a week when you are in the beginning of your relationship. It decreases after some time but sex remains pretty frequent between you two.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He takes a good half-hour to doze off because he wants to talk and cuddle. It might ge a monolog though, he doesn't mind if you don't know what to say. He speaks surprisingly low after sex, so he might accidentally lull you.

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[uglyduckling339]

KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 5

(spoiler warning OBVIOUSLY)

tutorial episode 1 episode 2 episode 3 episode 4

So i took a minor (like a week long) break after ep 4 bc ugh but im back now :D

highkey after that SHITSHOW of an ep (4), i dont even remember what the plot is nomo

max jumped into the storm ! okay girl yodo

chat im gonna be so fr this entire ep was hella confusing. it was a nightmare but not? it was real but not? what the fuck happened

anyways 2 moons 😍 it's to signify that the universes are indecipherable rn

HER JOURNAL ENTRY AW :( "i'm playing it with somebody new now"

i'm lowkey scared of this nightmare scene. LiS' scene was literally HORRIFYING

wait is safi like in a diff world from us

okay yes rhis is 100% a nightmare jesus fuck

pompedo text but cat is so cutesy

WARREN?? OH MY GOD

another glitch lmao, mose's cig is puncturing through the ash tray

YO HE GOT SAFI'S LINES.

POSSESSED MOSES??

Okay this is highkey cool

OH MY GOD IT'S SAFI NOW?? WOAH

OH. SHES IN OUR MIND TOO ! DUH

max take a selfie quick get her out

BLUE BUTTERFLY?? DONT FUCK W ME RN.

dog is this real or fake. im so lost.

WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES 🗣

oh my god

oh my god

oh

my

god

BLACKWELL

um. why is it max and safi 😭 thats so random

it's giving me and my mutuals when we quote LiS ngl

highkey this is funny to watch

i'm so using this scene for a tiktok

oop girl u dont got no power nomo

OH ALSO !! TRAUMA YIPPIE

i feel like this would've hit better if they js redid the og scene w nathan and chloe but wtvr

JOYCE KATE AND VICTORIA??? OH MY GOD

i bet chloe's gonna be the last text in this

guys i forgot how to universe hop lmao

GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE??? THE BINDERS??

for yalls info, jeffershit got to 24 girls according to the binders on the table

WOAH RACHEL ON THE WALL

more trauma yay

"he is selling you for parts" ?

OH MY FUCK. THE SEAT.

OH MY GOD

"I'm not 18 anymore" YES !! YES MAX ILYSM

yeah okay so lucas is violently compared jefferson. broski one is WAY worse n it's not lucas i fear

the camera shaking was crazy omg

YESS FREE URSELF MAX !!

why's there a giant ass tree here lmao

MORE SITS 🗣

yall know damn well how much i fw these sits

apparently safi spoke but i couldn't hear the audio for her, i could only read the subtites ?

also the music has gotten highkey fire tbh.

it's giving Before The Storm vibes

one huge complaint about this game is the lack of dialogue between characters. in LiS u could spend ages talking to every single minor character and now beyond cut scenes theres like. reggie diamond vinh and loretta n thats it.

AH WHERE DID YALL COME FROM

this gotta be a nightmare bro yall keep jumpscaring me

Reggie !! my fav !!

bro what is a time vortex.

yay that totes made sense ! 10/10 explantion

poor reggie i love him sm :(

VINH !! MY OTHER FAV

Omg wait so they all remember both worlds?

woah okay sick

brother move ONNN. she dont like u

nobody:

max: maybe you should focus on what's in front of you (me) and move on (towards me)

LMFAO GWEN'S JS CHILLING OUTSIDE MID-STORM

ngl that's such a mood. Me too girl.

jesus so like max is gonna have to tell EVERYONE about her powers after this

AHHH CHLOE TEXT

"so tired of being sorry" max :(

LMFAO? VINH/MOSES ROMANCE AU OKAYY

YO WHAT THE HELL

Chloe in the Dark Room core

I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS BRO WHAT

um okay we're gonna move on from that polaroid but. okay man. enjoy his telescope ig

woah this is a new place

oh my gosh this is a post-storm motel

WAIT OKAY SO i chose bae>bay, what happens in bay>bae for this scene??

this is making me sad guys. chloe come home

oh dear god please not another dorm time loop

bro what is max on abt this is very clearly the same fucking room💀

ohh the painting is diff.

its still the same room tho

FUCK U MEAN THIS IS A DIFF ROOM BRO ITS THE SAME AS THE LAST 2

okay actually i lied. cleveland doesnt have a hot plate

OH MY GOD IS THIS THE FIRST ROOM POST-BREAK UP :(

why is this bitch YAWNING so much. wake up.

woah wheres the color

THE WALLS ARE FAKE?? WOAH

okay yeah girl take a nap. no problem. totes time for a break. right now. mid-storm.

omg it's like her sense of reality is slipping

OHH okay fine. thats why they're the same room. that's kinda chill ig

N E B U L A

baby wake up this is a nightmare

oo double sits !!

fucking bitch ass fuck ass fucking dvsidhjdjd

loading screen.

max not hiding her powers core

this game is SO pretty btw. i love the sky

"i need her" U ALREADY GOT 2 WHOLE ASS LOVE INTERESTS. DOWN GIRL

these doors are so trippy damn

all that for her to be right behind us. cool

okay i like safi now that she's normal again

OKAY CONFIDENT MAX !! ILY

wtf they are soo gay in this ep

i'm genuinely gonna crash out over these loading screens oh my fucking lord

safi is literally chloe w superpowers

yeah okay she kinda got u there max..

oh great Safi's magneto again

oh hell no. max snap on her please. beat her ass into sense

safi out here planning the damn avengers innitive lmfao

what am i even agreeing to.

yes mr nick fury (safi) 🫡 i will be there to join your superpowered team🫡

oh yeah i forgot yasmin is like bleeding out rn

oh my god :( chloe reached out :(

MAX ANSWER HER?? LMAO WHAT

oh fuck yeah guys remind me to watch a video of this part bc i missed what max said abt the text

it's kinda symbolic how in the most peaceful scene we've seen with max, she still hears chloe's voice from likely the worst day of her life. like a symbol for how her trauma will never be fully gone, she's just living around it.

okay ik i was rambling this whole time about wanting her to have a breakdown but honestly this is what i actually wanted :( max healing ily

also tessa rose jackson is an absolute BEAST musically. holy shit

OH so the world's merged? hm

ig it's cool that they remember everything now, max isn't alone w the memories this time.

TIMBID GUY AND GOTH GIRL AW

reggie <3 loretta <3

okay so loretta's grown on me soo much. she's obvi annoying but she doesn't mean actual harm n she's kinda nice

and reggie my fav ! i love him sm

i may have forgotten reggie and vinh fucked (?). yeah my bad man

i'm still so confused. what was real and fake in that storm? what do they specifically remember?

"do u feel 2 ppl fighting in ur mind for the truth" (or whatever tf loretta said) nope ! skill issue on ur part girl

oh wow max asked for consent before snapping pics of every1!! rare sight fr!

that feeling when u post pictures roasting ur students and friends but don't respond to chloe elizabeth price's text

ALSO :( I MISS IRIS :( WHY WOULD U GIVE HIM AWAY :(

is it bc the text. that wasn't real max, i promise ur cat didn't fr send hate to u

good god how does diamond know abt our powers bro

WAIT DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT HER POWERS??? HOW DID I MISS THAT?? DID THEY LIKE TELL US THEY ALL KNOW??

max is HARSH with these captions

lmao "Vinh in his natural habitat ; A bar'

bro i love gwen sm. what is that pose😭

NOW HOLD UP MOSES. I DID N O T GIVE MY SEAL OF APPROVAL. ALL I DID WAS LET HER LEAVE TOWN. THAT'S IT.

no hate but why is diamond here and not reggie?? reggie was WAY more involved with this supernatural stuff then her

okay and that's the end of the game !

jk actually there's an end-credit scene (because it's the MCU apparently)

cool so diamond has magic. and safi just happened to know purely bc of a nose bleed. radical 😐👍

guys if u wanted to announce the avengers you could've referenced LiS2 or true colors instead; that's also ok instead of making another character w powers.

IM DYING BRO i've been making avengers jokes and then all i see is a fucking "Max Caulfield Will Return" screen😭😭😭 this is a joke there is no way yall are serious rn😭😭💀

okay um tryna lock back in now, i've got a couple notes:

so overall, this game was VERY if-y. it had some good moments, but the storyline was super unstable and it felt like they didn't really know what they were doing while writing it.

I liked the concept of a multi-versal murder mystery, but once they drifted away from that and started spiralling into the weird Super-Safi storyline it got kinda confusing to follow along

I truly think they had a really great idea with this game, but the weak plot-twists and boring storyline absolutely bombed it. (I guess you could say that the only murderer in this "murder mystery" was the game's plot killing itself)

I also think it had a really lovely messege about overcoming trauma, and I liked how they treated Max's PTSD with the storm (plus her heartbreak from Chloe was actually well handled, which was a huge concern for me when I heard abt it). I think her Dark Room trauma was treated kinda weird bc of the time vortex thing but honestly that was more of a plot-clarity issue over a conceptual problem.

At the beginning, I was HEAVILY judging the music. Maybe my tastes have changed in the past month or sum but now the music isn't that bad (I still HATE the intro song tho) and I actually like the new vibe this game brought to the LiS world. It was def different from the OG LiS game but I feel like thats a good thing since a huge portion of this game is proving that Max isn't that same teenager anymore. She's changed, the world around her changed, and so her new game is a reflection of that.

Also, the cat content... I LOVED customizing the cat, but I thought the add-on was gonna be more obvious and didn't even realize that I had missed the actual content until I went into the trophies menu after playing lmfao😭😭

I have like a million more comments abt this game but I feel like I got all my major stuff out already so I'm gonna stop rambling lol. I still have my pricefield rant/analysis i'm working on and I'll probably make some small comments while I platinum the game but this is it for my live-blogs !! Thank you to my hundreds of adoring fans for sharing these out to world and to the actual 3 people who interacted and decided to try and deciper my insanity ! 🫶

[vamosaespana]

Feeling Hot Hot Hot 🥵

Today we awake in Seville. The plan is to take a walking tour of the historical area of Seville in the morning with a planned tour of Alcazar later in the afternoon. We scheduled the tour for 10:00 thinking that would give everyone a chance to sleep in a bit before we headed out. GB had planned on getting the rental car this morning so that we were ready for our drive tomorrow to Tarifa. He took off and I worked on getting the house put together and usher the Branson ducklings making sure they were up and ready. Can never remind them enough about brushing their teeth 🙄 I remember GB had told me to have my phone nearby in case he called but somehow that went in one ear and out the other as I got the house ready. I am super anal about beds being made in the morning. It’s just how I was raised. The kids and GB give me the hardest time but for me I am not right the rest of the day if I my bed isn’t made. There have been times where I’ve been gone all day and GB was the last to get up…he never makes the bed ever. I will literally make the bed when I get home just to get back in a made bed a couple hours later…it’s that bad 🫣 Well needless to say GB did call, MULTIPLE TIMES, and I didn’t realize it till I went down to the first floor. Apparently he needed a pic of his passport at the rental car place and was waiting for me to call him back…oops my bad 😣 I quickly took a photo and sent it in WhatsApp hoping that wouldn’t damper the mood. From then on, the phone was right next to me.

We had discussed that the kids and I would meet him at the meeting point that the tour guide stated “La plaza Triunfo.” Our plan was to leave the house at 9:00 giving us plenty of time to catch a cab and be at our meeting spot well before the 10:00 tour. GB was going to get the car signed in but leave it at the train station to avoid parking. He then was going to grab a cab and meet us at the plaza. We had no problem locating a taxi and he dropped us off right outside the plaza. Thank goodness we had some time as the kids were getting hungry. I don’t know about your kids but my kids are not breakfast eaters. They really don’t get hungry till around 10/11. We try time and time again to make them eat something in the morning but 9/10 times they leave the house early without eating anything. This definitely was no exception. But again, we had time, so I guess ice cream for breakfast it is 🤷🏻‍♀️ it was already getting pretty hot and humid so the ice cream really hit the spot in cooling the kiddos down. By now it was 9:45 with no sign of GB…that’s odd because he should have arrived sooner as he was closer. I can see groups starting to meet up at the plaza and people with tags around their neck signifying they were tour guides. No GB. I finally get a phone call and he says he is by the horse carriages. Perfect! I see the line of them. I walk over but no GB 🤷🏻‍♀️ I return back to the plaza and something told me to ask this woman if she was waiting to meet a family for a tour. She states no…she is waiting for someone by the name of GB. Oh boy….I explain to her that we are her tour which is great but that I currently have no idea where my husband is. She laughs and says let’s take a selfie and I will send him the pic to let him know we found each other.

Our tour guide was excellent yet again! She was a mom of 2 who was in school for history and uses this as a way to make money while using what she is learning. She knew so much about architecture and the history of all the different barrios within the historical center. A lot of people within the city also knew her which was pretty nice. There were times that people tried to hand us stuff or barter with us on trying to come inside to buy things but once they saw her they changed their pushiness. Pamphlets were put back in their pockets and people didn’t harass us. They were all excited to see her and talk with her, says a lot about her lovely personality. She also knew secret places to enter using offices and homes to sneak in so we could see beautiful rooftop views of the city.

She showed us inner rooms of offices that still had remaining parts of the wall of the city with its detail historic of the moors.

She took us to a beautiful park area that was donated to the city from one of the royal family members. Her one mandate is that she wanted to have areas for learning, little libraries if you will, so that people could come and read/learn amongst nature. She had fountains and seats built around bookshelves where people could leave books for others.

We saw the Plaza Mayor which was built explaining the history of Spain and had pictures of each region/city in Spain in alphabetical order. I found the region of Leon so I had to take a pic with the kids for my family. I knew my parents would get a kick out of it being that my maiden name is Leon.

In the center of the plaza is a huge outdoor auditorium where artists will put on concerts. Our tour guide was super excited that she got tickets to see Ricky Martin in a couple weeks….that I’m sure will be an awesome show and I’m not gonna lie I was super jealous. I also saw y hat Gypsy Kings were coming on Saturday but was bummed as that was the day we were leaving for Valencia. Seeing a concert in Spain would have been pretty awesome…guess I’ll just have to come back😁

We wrapped up our tour and thanked her for an amazing time. We asked her about giving us another tour on Friday and she said she would have to look at her calendar but would really try to make it work 🤞🏼 The traditional cheek kisses were given and we said our good byes. It was funny seeing the kids react to the cheek kisses ��

When she left, everyone looked pretty sweaty and red in the face with the big question being “where are we going to eat?” As we walked around to our right there was a cafe to sit down and recharge. They had small sandwiches, smoothies and shakes which everyone seemed to be happy with. We are finding out on this trip that 2 isn’t a big fan of the ham ibérico which is truly unfortunate as most places this is their go-to sandwich. It honestly is yummy and hits the spot especially on hot days with it being a lighter meat. GB, on the other hand, reaps the benefits eating all the ham that is on her sandwich. 3, on the other hand, is all things chocolate 🍫 With her, we need to force her to eat some sort of meal-like food before getting her chocolate. The girls got fruit/ protein smoothies while 1, GB and I ate ham and cheese sandwiches. And yes, 3 got her chocolate Oreo milkshake. She did split it with 1 but unfortunately 1 was under the impression that he had to go through the top of the shake to get to the bottom so she was none too happy to see that he had drank pretty much 3/4 of the shake 🙄 Ugg older brothers 🤨 To be fair we were due for a spat as it had been couple hours so I wasn’t too surprised but still very mom annoyed of why can’t we just behave😒

Now that we were adequately fed and hydrated and somewhat satiated with chocolate we had to figure out how to get back the plaza where we started as that was where our Castle tour was. Now GB is the only one with internet access on this trip. He had a heck of a time setting it up in Barcelona but it just made sense to pay the price for one as it wasn’t cheap. The rest of us could join WiFis as able which definitely cut down on the phone use of snapping and texting, that I was grateful for! But in situations like this, GB is the only one with internet to use Google maps to get us directions walking back to our location. Again GB is amazing but his reading of google/Apple Maps is not the best and he gets turned around easily. Give him a map with streets I have no doubt he will get us there but all the things on google/Apple and where they have you turn just turns him around and throws him off. Not to mention, street names aren’t as easily visible as they are in the USA. At this point it’s about 104 degrees outside and we need to walk about 20 minutes back to the castle. The neck fan for GB was left at home but again in this heat I don’t think anything would have made a difference. We make it back to the castle after lots of “active discussions” (we’ll just go ahead and use that phrase) as the map was trying to have us cut through areas that were not allowed for the public to go through. Our tour guide, knew all the ins and outs of where to walk for short cuts. This walk back to the plaza felt like 5 hours. We did arrive with time to spare allowing us time to buy some water and try to cool off. Now our time for our tour says 2:30 but they will only let you in 15 minutes prior. GB arranged for a private audio tour of the inner rooms of the castle to see where royalty sleeps. He showed the tickets multiple times to security and they kept turning us away…legit they were hard stopping on no more than 15 minutes early. It was to one point where GB went and was told nope you have to wait 1 minute 😧 Well we waited our minute and then he allowed us through to the ticket check. The woman takes our ticket and looks at it and says you better hurry your tour starts soon and you might miss it….are you kidding me lady???? You and the security guy obviously need to have a chat as we were here 30-40 minutes early and we kept getting turned away. So here we are again mad dashing to the area of the royal chambers hoping we make our tour. We show up at the chambers and the guide sees us running and red in the face. We explain our situation and she quickly calms us down. She tells us we are fine, no rush, you are here and all is good. She literally has us all take a deep breath and smile. I almost want to cry. I just want to take her home with me and just keep her in my pocket, having her come out when we are all stressy bessies. She had such a calm mood about her and helped us reset our moods. We get our audio guides and are told we are not allowed to take anything in with us as these are areas used by the royalty today. No pictures, bags, purses…nothing. We lock our things in lockers and off we go. The rooms and ceilings were absolutely breathtaking! Ceilings and doors hand carved from wood with such intricate designs and walls of inlaid tile by hand. We were able to see the rooms where visitors are greeted by the king and queen of Spain. We were able to see where past kings and queens of old slept but unfortunately only saw the doors to where the royal quarters are today for the king and queen. The tour itself took about 45 minutes but the nice thing was is that it was air conditioned!!!! All Bransons were able to cool off and even for a short period of time were not sweaty and appeared our normal skin color 😊 Once the tour was over we were free to explore the rest of the castle at our own pace. So our once rush rush rush not turned into leisure and fun. The smiles were back as we posed and took pics and GB was back to his goofy funny self.

We decided after the castle to go back to the house for relaxing down time as 2 clearly let us know she needed her tanning time 🙄 We are now pros with the taxi getting and made it back to our house in no time. Swim suits were quickly donned and it was hot tub time (minus the hotness of the water of course) 2 got her tanning time and we all got a chance to just hang out no stress and do whatever we wanted.

We all cleaned up after a couple hours of chilling and headed out to dinner. GB had found this place called Ojalá. It was a small tapas place with an ice cream store just outside (3 spotted that the minute we found the restaurant 😋) We arrived around 7:30 so we had to wait to order food as the kitchen did not open till 8. We ordered drinks and played a dice game called CLR. It’s a small easily portable game that involves chips and rolling 3 dice. The sides of the dice are indicated with C (center), L (left), R (right) or • (safe). You are given 3 chips and when you roll the three dice you do what the dice tells you to do: pass to the right, pass to the left, pass to the center, or hold your chip. The one with the chips at the end wins. Needless to say this game has been a lifesaver as it has fit perfectly in my bag being so small and it’s an easy quick game to play to kill time. Before we knew it, it was 8:00 and they were ready to take our order. We basically ordered everything on the menu and everything was amazing!!! The plates just kept coming and it was great because everybody tasted a little bit of everything. 1 and I of course had our fill of fish but everyone at least took a taste of what was given. There was a lentil burger that I was bummed we didn’t try but they didn’t have it as a tapas and there was no way I was eating that burger by myself 🥴

We then of course, headed over to their ice cream and 3 of course got her chocolate ice cream along with 2 and I. I honestly don’t know how I had room for it after all that food but I wasn’t going to pass with how yummy it looked. Plus they had mini waffle cones and I am an absolute sucker for waffle cones…can’t turn them down…I think it’s an addiction that may need intervening 😏

Thank goodness we have our walk home to help aid the digestion with all the food we ate. Again everyone is in a great mood upon getting home. We have some brief wind down time before bed and GB teaches 1 and I how to play cribbage. Yes…I live in Wisconsin and I don’t know how to play cribbage…sad but true…please forgive me🙏🏻

Time for us to turn in…tomorrow we have a 2.5 hour car ride to Tarifa where we will be taking the ferry to Morroco. Our feet will actually be on African soil…can’t wait!!

[niemernuet]

Fearing the late-afternoon gridlock around Zurich, the journalists left as soon as they could, which in Gino’s opinion was for the best. 

“Okay, now take another one!” Justin said, and pulled his attention back. He was crouching now, with one knee touching the ground, and the rifle resting on the other, his back straight and his gaze going out into the distance. With a resigned sigh, Gino took a picture, though his eyes were further down the parking lot. 

“Oooh, that’s a good one,” Justin chuckled as he grabbed the phone out of Gino’s hand. “I’m going to send it to Dani.”

“You’ve sent him fifty pictures by now”, Gino remarked absent-mindedly.

“Because they’re all good,” Justin answered. “Okay, now take one from the front where I’m taking aim.”

Gino frowned, and turned around. “Dude, I’m not going to stand in front of your rifle!”

“But it’ll look so cool!” Justin insisted. “Make sure the lens of the camera is just above the barrel.”

“No!” Gino exclaimed. “Did you even unload that thing yet?”

“Of course I did!” Justin snapped before he suddenly frowned. “Wait…hold on!”

“Ugh!” Gino groaned, and walked away.

“Oops,” Justin said in his back but Gino was fully focused on Marco by now.

He was crouching over his sports bag, and from the way he was pounding the sweaty clothes into the holdall it seemed as if it had done him a great injustice.

“How about we go for pizza by the lake? We’ve earned it.”

“I’m not really in the mood,” Marco muttered, and threw the sweat-soaked hat he had had to wear on top of the rest.

Gino smiled down at him, and Marco, sensing that he was being watched, sighed heavily.

“Don’t!” he said through gritted teeth as he closed the zipper.

“I didn’t do anything!”

“Yes, you are! You are doing it right now!” Marco snapped. He stood up, and waved his hand up and down in front of Gino. “You’re all smiling and finding this all very funny and you’re about to tell me what a sore loser I am and whatever I’m going to say will make you laugh and then you’ll want to kiss me and say it’s not that important and YES I KNOW ALL THAT but I just want to sulk a little bit in peace, is that so much to ask?”

Gino’s lips were pressed to a thin line when he wrapped his arms around Marco though he could not hide the silent laughter shaking his whole body. Marco sighed, and hugged him back.

“You’re such a sore loser”, Gino giggled in Marco’s ear, and kissed him softly.

“It just looks like that because Justin’s such an awful winner”, Marco grumbled in Gino’s neck before he kissed him again.

“You tell yourself that,” Gino said, their foreheads pressed together. “Also, we should probably check up on him before he accidentally shoots himself.”

“Or we could wait a bit longer and hope for the best.”

Gino snorted, and with a squeeze of Marco’s ass softly pushed him away.

“Justin, let’s bring the rifles back! We’re going for pizza in that restaurant by the lake.”

“Great idea!” Justin said, his head leaning against the barrel, and took another selfie with his tongue poked out. “Hey, have I ever told you about my time in Bière during basic training?”

You can feel the unease in the first picture 😭

so they had to do a summer biathlon as training in Lenzerheide and a journo went along. Justin won and bragged, Marco missed 5/5 shots standing up and all of them at first were afraid to go down the mountain on the first run.

[lixchn]

i have too much fun with snapchat

[sanjuniperope]

Me? Indecisive about filters? Never… Anyways, here’s a selfie Saturday thing, you heathens💗💗

[twistedtavern]

How would the twisted! boys react to their small human friend giving them a kiss on the cheek?

ohsdjfnek omg fluff moment

Twisted!Crowley: Happiest bird papa, he is loved by his baby ^w^ Be ready for lots of snuggles and affection, very little could sour his mood for the rest of the day after that

Twisted!Grim: Oh lord his ego. His (adopted) henchman likes him best! He is parading around with Yuu on his back all day being proud of himself.

Twisted!Riddle: At first he's surprised, then he goes full bloom mode. Yuu thought they made him mad, but he is desperately trying to keep his composure and not just devolve into verbal keysmash from being flustered. May very lightly scold Yuu for making him embarrassed, but it's definitely not a serious reprimand. Yuu could tell from how vibrant his petals were for a while that he was actually very happy.

Twisted!Ace: Ah, yes, a kiss between homies. Will tease Yuu a little bit before giving them a little kiss on the head like a kitten in return

Twisted!Deuce: He will cry. Yknow those edits where someone is crying and there's hearts with motion blur on them all over the screen? That's him rn. SHAMBLES. No chance at recovery. Kiss attack at Night Raven College, 1 dead.

Twisted!Trey: Just goes "aww <3" before also giving kisses, a little bit embarrassed by it, but is still a happy boi

Twisted!Cater: Will definitely ask Yuu to do it again for a selfie, but is very happy about it. Definitely becoming his screen saver #LoveIsStoredInTheYuu❤️❤️❤️

Twisted!Leona: Yuu has awakened him, and now he shall make them pay for it by being his plushie. It's just to hide the way he smiled, but he certainly couldn't hide his big rumbly purr.

Twisted!Ruggie: Shishishishi!! He'd definitely tease Yuu for being soft or just trying to bribe him for snacks, but that smile is genuine. Maybe try the other cheek if they're trying to ask him for something? >;3c

Twisted!Jack: Hurricane Jack's Tail is entering your vicinity, take shelter immediately. All he can do against the kisses is hide behind his hands and grumble about how it wasn't fair of Yuu to do that. Poor doggo, too much cute for him.

Twisted!Azul: One-way trip to the octopus pot for this poor boy, he is returning never. Yuu will be signing a non-disclosure agreement about this very soon. Also, please don't use this to get out of shifts, he wouldn't be able to say no.

Twisted!Jade: You feel no fear and I am deeply afraid of you. He is surprised at first, but his smile is much less dark and menacing afterwards. More teasing, but will also try to coax Yuu into giving him more kisses.

Twisted!Floyd: You fool. Yuu is getting kissed all over now, there is no escaping it. Floyd is now aware that kisses are on the table, and will often chase Yuu down to not only squeeze them, but completely smother them in kisses from here on out.

Twisted!Jamil: You get exactly one (1) shy noise out of him before he hides in his hood. Will definitely ask Yuu what it was for, but he isn't complaining. He's too shy to ask for more kisses, even though he really wants them. Give him a kiss when he does something well or as a thank you for a good hypno-sleep ^w^ he deserves it

Twisted!Kalim: Once again, you fool. The boy essentially becomes a flashbang and there's rainbows and sparkles everywhere good lord Yuu will go BLIND. He is literally so bright help

Twisted!Vil: Oop there's a dent in his face- but still he's quite happy. Yuu gets headpats from potato dad, maybe a boop as well? 😳

Twisted!Rook: Do you have no sense of self preservation sir/ma'am/m'theydy?? HELLO? You have seconds to start running, please commence immediately. But Yuu does receive kisses of their own once they're caught.

Twisted!Epel: how could you. There's flowers blooming everywhere on him and his leaves are super green and oh lord there's bees all over the place, this is far from a sturdy, manly look. What in tarnation, sugar pea. This is not darn tootin. Yeehaw.

Twisted!Idia: Samurai.EXE has stopped working. Complete verbal keysmash, head in hands, it's a complete critical hit. He will never ever live it down. You have broken the poor boy, and he will stay in his room until this error code is sorted out.

Twisted!Ortho: Definitely surprised, but oh my god he's so happy look at him. Just pure, absolute sunshine from this little machine. This memory is going into his most secure file, it's precious to him.

Twisted!Malleus: ahem, BE NOT AFRAI- Im not making that joke again lmao. He applauds your bravery, little one ^w^ Malleus was definitely stunned for a while. He's so happy to have Yuu around, and he wishes he could give his own kisses. He only has his one eye, sadly. No mouth.

Twisted!Lilia: Awww, little baby bat is such a sweetheart! Many nuzzles and some fawning is in order, and maybe a story as well? Ole peepaw bat hasn't felt this much love in his heart since Silver was little.

Twisted!Silver: A kiss of true baby has woken him up. He'll ask Yuu if they wanted anything from him, and if they say they just wanted to say hi he'll give them the softest older brother smile they've ever seen. Will definitely be open to snuggling.

Twisted!Sebek: AH! AFFECTION FROM THE TINY CREATURE! HOW UNBEFITTING OF A GUARD! In all seriousness, he looks downright scandalized, but he looks downright scandalized about everything. Croco boi is just loud and embarrassed.

[olderthannetfic]

meandering thoughts re: antis in the self ship community for which I preemptively apologize: I’m a fandom old who does self shipping on the side (not socially, where I just publish ‘typical’ fandom works, but in the privacy of my own icloud account). Old like. I remember back when second person fics were allowed on ffn old. I agree that a loooot of these people are antis, and a of those, many are younger. There’s a strong community of proshipper blogs, but it feels unusual when you come across one of them and you almost have to frog-hop from recommendation post recommendation post to find them. I know w lot of sites where people went post the ffn purge have been lost to time (a special salute to my comrades at lunaescence), so I can’t help but feel like the older gen of us who could maybe be a voice of reason are just. Gone from the internet, or too dispersed to be anything much more than lurkers. The school of self-shipping I’m familiar with is one a little more detached from, like, YOU as a person and a little more like you (vague gesture).

Largely I find it curious that a lot of the anti self-shippers self-insert into media or situations that, by definition in their OWN dni, are ~problematic~ and ~gross~ and evidence of something like, idk pedophilia or something. I also see a distressing amount of people who just. Clearly need to take an internet safety course. Posting their selfies with their fictional others, and the ilk. I want to parent the shit out of these kids, but I also want to stay (insert comical number) feet away bc the idea of being associated with the vibes of, uh, neo-self-inserts is largely toxic, cliquish, immature, and sanitized. (As I’m typing this, I realize I’m largely writing how antis come across to me, oops.)

Idk, maybe it’s because I come from a different era, but I always feel like the effort these people put into being fandom police actively takes away from time they could instead be spending on enjoying their time in fandom within their own curated spaces. All this talk about who claims whom, which character is a double, christ. Make a set of mood icons for your live journal and then you’ll feel better.

--

I haven't heard about lunaescence in quite a while!

And yes, they expend a lot of energy on that.

[droolingoverdemonboys]

MC bakes cookies for the Demon Bros

Ok not gonna lie, I’m selfish and in the mood for some fluff, so here you go. Also, I planned to make this shorter, oops

Lucifer

-If there are other people nearby when you give him the cookies, he will kindly thank you, but generally try to keep cool. Can’t melt at your cuteness in front of the other demons obviously.

-However, if you bring them into his office while he is working to cheer him up? Damn this lord of hell just loves you so much.

-Gets extremely proud if you made them exclusively for him, rather than making some for everyone.

-That being said, if you made quite a few, he will still likely share some with his brothers. Don’t worry, he will definitely still brag to them about how those cookies he is so graciously sharing we a gift specifically for him.

Mammon

-Mans here doesn’t even know what to do with himself.

-He is so excited that you thought of him and baked some cookies for him. However, he also doesn’t want to look “uncool” by admitting how much he loves you the cookies.

-Won’t share the cookies, but will tell all of his brothers how you made them for him. “I was her first, so of course she wanted to give them to ME.” Even if you wanted him to share with the others, it’s not gonna happen.

-Honestly, this gave him a huge ego boost for WEEKS. Literally wouldn’t shut up about it, unless you are around....obviously ya stupid human

-Will probably try to make you something in return too, might not be food, but he wants to return the sweet gesture.

Leviathan

-Is this a dream? Did he just fall into one of those cute Japanese dating sims? uuhhh...yeah?

-A blushing mess for the longest time. His poor heart can’t take it. “How are you so cute MC?!”

-I would suggest giving the cookies to him when he is alone in his room. Would get really embarrassed if all of his brothers were there to witness him blushing so much over a stupid normie.

-Probably snacks on them with you while watching anime, or playing a video game. 

-This man 100% tried to keep one as a memory of this moment, but luckily you managed to convince him otherwise. It’s for the best, he is a demon after all, and I can only imagine what a 17,895 year old cookie would look like. Ew

Asmodeus

-You gifted this man cookies? Prepare yourself because Asmo is going to pepper your face with thousands of kisses and nearly hug you to death.

-You already know, he is going to post photos of them on devilgram, bragging to all of his followers. Probably took a selfie with you and the cookies to post too.

-Asmo isn’t used to affection like this. Yes he always have people fawning over him because of his beauty, but you just made him cookies to make him happy and he couldn’t be happier.

-Asmo actually might share with his brothers, you know, he has to make sure his figure is perfect at all times. However, depending on his mood, he might just eat them all and make sure to work out a little longer.

-Poor Solomon got a phone call later that night from Asmo, just gushing over how sweet you are. For HOURS he goes on and on about how much he adores you. Pray for Solomon’s sanity.

Satan

-You brought the cookies to him while he was in his room reading one night.

-Avatar of grumpiness is surprised at first. Nonetheless, he is still really happy you would do this for him. 

-Will be the type to ask if you made cookies for his brothers as well. When you tell him you didn’t? This bookworm is so smug.

-You see this? What you just did? Things like this are exactly why you managed to teach the avatar of wrath some emotions other than anger. 

-Will suggest to share them between yourselves, as he reads to you. If you accept, he will just feel so calm and content in this moment. Angry boy just loves you so much.

Beezebub

-Ok the main question here is how many cookies did you make? No matter the number, there will not be nearly enough.

-In all seriousness though? Hungry boi is so excited. He is going to give you the biggest grin you have ever seen and just a big ol’ bear hug.

-Lowkey terrified though. Do all humans cook as badly as Solomon? Are these edible?

-Eats them anyway because he adores you. Eats all of them in a matter of seconds probably, and praises you about how good they are. Also gives you another bear hug. Just so happy for the yummy snack. might slightly suffocate you

-Did think about sharing one with Belphie, but ate that one too, before he could even finish the thought. He is going to ask you to cook him sweets more often.

Belphegor

-He was probably asleep when you came by to drop them off. sorry not sorry so you just leave them next to him, with a cute little note.

-When he wakes up and sees the cookies and note, he will immediately eat a few, but he is going to leave some aside to give to Beel later.

-He won’t tell any of his brothers about you giving the cookies to him though. Unless Mammon is being particularly annoying, then he might bring it up, just to take Mammon down a notch. 

-Next time he sees you he will give you a thank you with a sweet smile and a soft hug.

-He might ask if you plan on making more sometime. If you are, he suggests the two of you make them together. He is probably going to fall asleep in the process, but its the thought that counts right? 

[holidaywishes]

i wanna play, too

  Requested: 👍

  Summary/Request: Could you maybe make a fic where Freddie catches/watches the reader pleasure herself 👀 idk I’m kinda in the mood for a kinky Freddie

  Warning: smut, language

  Author’s Note: This was was written quickly so it might be a bit messy but let’s get a little kinky on Tumblr this Friday night. It’s nothing groundbreaking or new but it was fun to write so I hope you enjoy!

  PS: If I were to ever do a thirst night, which I might have to, I can guarantee I will use up my Prosecco to do so. Keep that in mind for maybe next month?

  masterlist

  the other masterlist

xx

  The Leafs were on the end of a two week road trip and you were getting increasingly agitated; effectively using up your Rabbit until the batteries gave out.

  “When are you coming home?” you whined over the phone to your boyfriend of 2 years

  “We’re just boarding the plane now. Should be home in about an hour or 2” he replied

  “Can you do me a favour?” you asked, petting the soft fur of the mink throw blanket at the end of your couch

  “Anything, babe. What’s up?” he said, his voice perking up at your request

  “Send me something.”

  "Of what?”

  “You.” You said simply, smiling to yourself

  “Like... a selfie?” he asked and you could only roll your eyes at his remark

  “No, baby...” you scoffed, still fidgeting with the blanket before deciding to tease him a little bit, “I’ve watched all the usual things, listened to all the usual audios, but it’s not doing anything for me anymore. I miss you and I want you to help me.. play”

  “Play?” he whispered

  “Yeah”

  “You don’t want to just.. wait. So you can play with me?” he whispered

  “I can’t wait that long...” you smirked to yourself, “I need it now”

  “I don’t have anything right now, babe...” he replied quietly and you could tell he had found a corner to curl himself in, “can I just send something old?”

  “No!” you pouted, “I want a video. I want to hear you saying you want to fuck me and see your hands stroking your hard cock while I slowly touch myself so I’m ready for you when you get home”

  “I would love to, baby,” he sighed, “but I can’t... there’s no privacy here...”

  “Please?” you teased and he growled for a minute before finally agreeing. You waited patiently for his video to come through, lighting a candle in your bedroom as you propped yourself up on some soft, feather throw pillows. You set up a playlist on your computer of your favourite Freddie moments, just in case the video he sent you wasn’t enough.

  Freddie ❤️: new message

  Your screen lit up with Freddie’s name as his video attachment came through and you grabbed your favourite, non-battery powered dildo and got comfortable. You were in for a wild ride.

xx

Freddie’s P.O.V

  You couldn’t believe she was making you do this. Here. Now. You can’t believe you agreed to do it for her, knowing your entire team was only mere feet away. But her teasing little phone voice was impossible to say no to. So there you were, in the tiny airplane bathroom, trying to film a naughty video for your girlfriend. You weren’t sure where to start, so you just... started

  “Baby, you look so good,” you whispered, hoping that no one would hear you, “fuck, Elske.” You took yourself in your hand and quietly began stroking your shaft, “I want to fuck you so hard, (Y/N), I want you to ride my cock until you cum.” Knowing that you could be caught made you reach your release much sooner than you typically would and now you were left with sending the video to your girlfriend for her to enjoy. You toyed with the idea of sending her a message along with the video, your fingers hovering over the keyboard but you just decided that sending the video was enough. So, you took a breath and hit send, cleaning up any mess you left behind

  “Thanks, babe.” She sent back and you shook your head with a smile

  “Enjoy.” Was all you could send back before you opened the door where you were met face-to-face with Spez.

  “Hey, Fred.” He smiled and your heart began to race thinking he might now what just went on, “you good?”

  “Yep,” you replied, “all good.” You snuck past him and found your seat, sighing deeply as the plane continued on its journey.

xx

  When you got Freddie’s video, you giddily pressed play and shifted down onto the mattress as the first whispers made their way to your ear

  “Baby, you look so good” his voice was low and you could tell he was trying his best not to get caught. You let your hand wander down your body, caressing your breasts gently to peak your nipples before you rubbed the glass dildo across your clit and down your folds as you listened to the slight moaning coming from the video, “fuck, Elske,” he whispered, finally taking himself in his hand and pumping his shaft slowly, your hand mimicking his action by pushing the toy inside you, moaning at the sensation. “I want to fuck you so hard, (Y/N),” Freddie continued in a low growl, “I want you to ride my cock until you cum.” You pushed your dildo further inside you as you listened to Freddie’s moaning, waiting for more words to break through, “fuck baby. Fuck me” he growled once more before you heard him reach his climax and you had to sigh

  “Well shit, Freddie...” you said to yourself, turning to the playlist you’d created, starting first with the Leaf to Leaf he did with Connor nearly two years again, watching as his big hands touch different foods, craving his fingers inside you, “mmm” you moaned as you pumped your dildo deeper inside you, imagining it as Freddie’s finger. The playlist went on, playing different interviews ranging from events to post-games until the very last in the list played: a Morning Skate from March 11, 2019. It truly was the perfect video. He showed his hands often enough for you to imagine how they’d feel across your skin and the messiness of his hair caused you to delight in the memories of the many times he’d ended up that way when the two of you were in bed and the sweat that cascaded from his neck had you picturing his chest in all it’s glistening glory. You continued to pump the toy in and out of you, Freddie’s voice vibrating through the screen as moans continued to escape your throat as your entire body began to heat up. You were so invested in making yourself cum that you didn’t even hear the door open but when you heard the floor creak in the hallway, you knew Fred must be home.

xx

Freddie’s P.O.V

  You had been trying to get a hold of (Y/N) since the plane landed but she wasn’t answering so you just made your way home. When you got there, you called out to her but there was no answer but you did hear a small noise coming from the bedroom; you made your way up the stairs and finally heard the familiar sounds of your girlfriends moans. You wondered if you should just let her finish and pretend to walk back in or if you should peer in and catch her in the act, deciding, naturally, to carefully make your way toward the bedroom door. You opened the door slowly, finding her on the bed with her laptop by her side as she fucked herself with a clear toy you’d never seen before

  “Fuck” she whimpered, her back arching as she seemed to push the dildo deeper inside her. You felt your mouth fill with saliva and the blood rush to down while you continued to watch (Y/N) pleasure herself, “Fuck. Oh yeah, oh god, fuck” she moaned loudly and your hand instinctively went down to your dick, feeling it already hardened, before you swallowed the saliva that had collected in your mouth. “Fuck Freddie,” she yelled breathlessly and you wondered if she knew you were there, ‘she couldn’t know could she? she would’ve said something...’, “oh god, Freddie, fuck me...”

  “Fuck” you whispered as quietly as you could, unable to stop yourself from reaching your hand into your briefs to stroke your member as you watched her writhe in pleasure

  “Fuck, that feels so good,” her breathing was becoming more shallow, the telltale sharp inhale appearing and you knew she wouldn’t be long. “Oh shit,” she squealed, “fu-uh-ck.” When she finally came, you realized that you had, at some point, swung the door completely open and you were left exposed with your hand down your pants, “well?” she laughed breathlessly, “you like what you saw?” You nodded before you could muster any words, your feet dragging your across the floor toward (Y/N) as she gave you a smirk

  “Yeah,” you finally said, shutting her computer while you crawled over her to whisper in her ear, “I wanna play, too...”

  “You do?” she laughed

  “I do,” you smirked, taking the dildo away and moving it to the nightstand, only to hear it fall to the floor, “oops”

  “Leave it,” she smiled, pulling your shirt quickly over your head, “I want the real thing.” 

[lost-inthedream]

Yuchan from A to Z

Surprise, babes!

One more smut alphabet because it's so necessary

Pairing: Yuchan x female reader

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aw, boy gets bubbly after the thing. Something about the fact that you made him feel so good works wonders for him. He will be sensitive for a while, kiss your face and repeat how much he loves you a thousand times before dozing off.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Chan loves his abs because that's not really hard for him to be in good shape. He can count his packs easily and he is gonna take off his shirt first thing once your make out session becomes steamy.

On the other hand, he is all about your eyes. The way you look into his eyes hypnotizes him. Also, he loves it when he makes your eyes roll back.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Omg he cums so much (that's never too much but again, how can a man spill so much seed??). He enjoys creampies if you are on the pill. Otherwise, he will gladly paint your belly white.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He jerked off to a cute selfie of yours before you became his girlfriend and he is so ashamed of that...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has enough experience. Still can count how many partners he had but he definitely has learned a lot with them.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

If you let him choose, he will be on top. But I'm not saying you shouldn't order him to be under and let you ride him like the good boy he is. oops

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not serious at all. He's such a baby: always excited about how close you are and what you will do next. He just wants to love you and be loved.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't have much hair naturally so he doesn't need to trim very often. His hair looks good actually, that's an adornment.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is so romantic in his own way. All the excitement and smiles are his way to show you love and adoration. He is a precious partner.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Do I still have to say it? He is a simple guy, he likes sex and daydreams about you... He's bad at controlling himself so yep, it goes downhill and he ends up stimulating his tip and whining alone until he gotta speed it up.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Top 3:

Mutual masturbation (I might have said that in another headcanon)

Hickeys (giving and receiving)

Dirty/sweet talking (you talking)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Other than in a bedroom, on the pool deck if possible.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It can be anything depending on his mood... But if you wanna be assertive, touching his abs will do the job. He will be like "please, go a bit down"

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Restraints. He needs to move freely or he will be very frustrated :( He also won't restrain you because he is so afraid of hurting you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving because you are so gentle and he says you give the best head ever. And... he becomes a poodle, all spread and shaking like a loser.

He eats pussy pretty well though. He's enthusiastic, you truly feel appreciated when makes out with your sex. His cunnilingus is WET.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He adapts to whatever you prefer but usually starts slow to test the waters.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He is so ready for quickies! Yet he regrets it when you have to stop and he doesn't feel satisfied. Chan reluctantly dress up after you all came only once.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Any minimal chance of getting hurt gives him bad feelings.

He didn't mind getting caught until Donghun saw you sucking him off and started to tease him about it. (He was literaly crying out of pleasure)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Kinda too much stamina. That's why quickies aren't a good idea. Poor you (or not)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He enjoys vibrators, especially when they are cute, such as in pastel colors and small forms. Won't use anything by himself though, he prefers your company. Sometimes he will ask you to hold a bullet vibrator against your clit while he fucks you slowly. You look so pretty overstimulated.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He plays hard to get before you all take off your clothes. Then he can't separate from you and will be stimulating your erogenous points either with his hands or pushing his dick inside.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Medium volume, but very whiny. He may beg if he can form words.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He looooves his ass and the back of his thighs grabbed when you kiss.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

That's an average dick in terms of thickness and length, also straight and with a proportional head. Excellent to get sucked

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's high. He may ask for it at least 4 times a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Yuchan sleeps fast. He probably spends his entire stamina stock with you and all those rounds. Then don't count on him to watch the sunrise with you. He will be sleeping like an angel by its time, a smile on his face and no pajamas.

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You will find more smut alphabets on the tags

[scandeniall]

Being in a GC with seijoh 4 ( but you’re dating Iwaizumi)

A/n: posting this on my phone at nearly 3am so format? We don’t know her!!!!

Warnings: aged up as per usual/ sexual jokes yeah the regular deal

You were definitely friends with them all before you and Iwaizumi started dating let’s get that straight. You were probably part of their crew after meeting in some random ass gen ed course that they all took together . Meaning over the years you’ve seen their “thirst trap post. Yes or no?” Texts. They’ve probably accidentally sent their dick pics before and you were scarred (but also looking disrespectfully). Makki accidentally does it and is like “oops my bad. But uh should i send this?” Y’all talk about everything from food to music to pegging to asking if someone wanted to go hang out in a fast food parking lot at 2 am. They were so comfortable in the gc it made you comfy and just as open.

Anyways back to dating iwa. He’s definitely confident in his relationship so he’s unbothered at jokingly flirty comments in the gc. You probably show him some of the texts before you send them and he thinks they’re funny. Jokes of an orgy happen sometimes.

You: what if we all just- 😳

Iwaizumi: anyways

Y’all disappear mid conversation sometimes. I feel like them mfs like to make joke sex commentary about y’all. It’s that cringy wattpad type stuff too

Oikawa: iwas sweats are hanging dangerously low on his hips as Y/N eyes his hardening member

Mattsun: eyes shift from his green orbs and the bulge

Makki: until their lips meet and tongues begin to battle for dominance

The first time they ever do that shit you two don’t silence your phones and they both keep going off with them being down and way too many laughing emojis and eggplants and water that it makes you and him just stop cause that shit highkey funny. He eventually goes in like: Pls stfu and you chime like they ruined the mood. Anyways y’all learn to put your phones on DND when you go at it. Coming back to it Iwa’s just like: i hate it here.

All y’all call him “daddy iwa” in the gc and he’s like 😐. Lots of “daddy iwa? or “DADDY IWA?” Just be like “wouldn’t y’all like to know” (they’re grossed out when you make sex jokes but they can do it i don’t make the rules)

When you’re not with him and hanging with one of the other boys doing something g dumb he wonders why y’all are even dating.

Makki: ok so um y/n is in the hospital with possibly a broken arm but don’t freak out

Mattsun: LOL 🤠

Oikawa: having fun without me? That’s sick

Iwa’s typing a mf essay to the group chat. Y’all really raise his blood pressure.

You: baby, I love you but I’m not reading that.

He calls you to lecture so you put it on speaker and makki group face times oikawa and mattsun and the three of them are laughing so much. He tells them to stfu but yeah yeah whatever. Says he’s coming to get you and not letting you leave with makki and the mf has the audacity to be offended like whatever dumb idea WASNT his in the first place

You text the gc when you and iwa are having you days to leave you two alone. They beg for soft Iwa blackmail material and sometimes you provide.

“Put his ass to sleep 🤪🤩” -insert a pic of him laying on his tummy shirtless and sleep- he’s unamused when he wakes up from his nap

You’ll even text shit like: whew got my back broken like a glow stick what y’all doing? (But you only send it when it’s false bc the two of you do tend to keep that part of your relationship more on the private side) They know it’s a joke and y’all probably just watched a stupid movie instead

You also send a selfie of you with his face buried in your neck or lips grazing your cheek all soft and sweet. Whenever Oikawa ass claims “bully” he’s all like “where’s this Iwaizumi at”

Iwa: not reserved for you 🥱

Sometimes you’ll just be texting them laying in bed back to him and he gets all grumbly like “stop texting them,” taking the phone out your hand and makes you turn around to face him. “Aw do you want attention too?”

“Shut up” but he totally does and says it while leaning to ores his lips to yours.

The boys are your photographers (or they’re just being weirdos but you’re fine with it bc sometimes you get cute couple pics that iwazumi would never pose for).

After a hangout one of them will send a pic of him looking all lovesick and mesmerized at whatever you’re saying to him like “ew love ❤️”

A/N: heres my attempt at getting back writing but it turned into me joking. Pls ignore me using old wattpad language i saw an opportunity and took it

[nagisasstunningpersonality]

Korosuu Translation - Chapter Three

Sorry, I know it's been a while. Actually, this chapter was super long so I took a very extended break from this entire thing. But I'm back now. If you're new here, this is OFFICIAL content! It's an untranslated (so far) short story, you can find chapters one and two here. I do also need to put out a trigger warning for this one as it involves some voyeurism.

Mirror Time

“Oh right… it seems like there’s a possibility.” Chiba returned to his own desk, and took out his notebook, writing utensils, and a triangle ruler. Chiba started to explain to Hayami, who was stood in front of his desk looking down at his notebook, whilst looking at the diagram. “When you hit the wall with a bullet, it flies out at the same angle as it flies in. Like this.”

[Illustration] A diagram of a sphere bullet ricocheting off a wall. The angle between the bullet and the wall before hitting the wall (incident angle) is the same as the angle between the bullet and the wall when it flies out (reflection angle).

“If you aim without Korosensei noticing, it seems like you can’t do it with a single ricochet.”

At Hayami’s words, Chiba nods whilst writing another line in his notebook. “That’s right. At least twice, but preferably three times or more, but if it ricochets too much the error will increase, and the momentum will drop. We might have to experiment with how many times it’s practical.”

“So, how do you aim for that? I get how to do it once, but I can’t really imagine twice or more.”

[rest will be under the cut, this chapter's long]

Whilst holding his mechanical pencil, Chiba leaned back in the chair and folded his arms. “That’s the problem. For example, in order to hit the target I’ve written here twice, you have to calculate the points that satisfy this diagram.”

[Illustration] An experiment conducted by Chiba to see if it is possible to snipe the target as inferred by the article. By solving the graphic problem as shown in this diagram, it is possible to deduce the point of the wall to aim at in order to hit the target with a bullet.

Whilst he was speaking, Chiba drew a number of right angled triangles on the diagram.

Hayami looked at the diagram and frowned a little. “What’s this? I have to solve this every time?”

“Solving it is necessary,” Chiba replied, and then began to calculate the first position to hit the bullet.

With a sideways glance, Hayami turned to the back of the classroom, where the black metal box usually stood.

“This kind of problem, we could figure it out right away with Ritsu.”

The Autonomous Thinking Fixed Gun Unit AI (classmate) – which is called Ritsu by Class 3E, has been removed since the beginning of the week for maintenance. It’s only for two or three days, but it’s the first time the whole body has been taken out and maintained.

“Even so, I don’t want to rely on her.” Chiba checked the problem he had solved many times, took out the airsoft pistol from his bag, and then stood up. “This is an assassination to see how much I can do as a sniper. I feel like I have to think for myself.”

“Huh? Well, I don’t know.”

“So, Hayami, I want you to place the target in the exact location shown in this diagram.”

Chiba said it simply, but actually aiming was quite troublesome. After accurately measuring the distance with a measuring tape brought from the store room and positioning it, a desk is placed there and a yellow balloon that looks like Koro Sensei is attached.

[Illustration] How to ricochet to a Korosensei balloon…

Chiba had to determine his own standing position and the point at which the bullet would hit first.

“This is bad, can you call move to the window?” After all the work was done, Chiba called out to his friends in the classroom.

With faces full of interest, everyone moves towards the window as they were told, and Chiba squeezes the pistol’s trigger in the direction of the X mark that’s written in chalk on the blackboard. The bullet that was fired hit the blackboard and ricocheted off with a dry sound, then rebounded off the wall on the corridor side, before it headed for the target in the back of the classroom.

The first shot was more than a meter off. The second one was about 30cm. The third and forth shots also missed but not as badly as the first one, and the fifth one hit.

“You did it!”

The classmates who were watching cheered as the balloon broke with a banging sound. But, Chiba’s facial expression didn’t match the mood.

“What’s wrong? Is it that you can get more accuracy if you aim a rifle from a vantage sniping position?”

In response to Hayami’s words, Chiba shook his head. “No, that’s not the case. I knew I could do it this way, but… the problem is that,” Chiba pointed to the blackboard, “it takes too much time to figure out the point with the current method. Actually, there’s also height differences, so we have to do the same calculation in the vertical direction.”

[Illustration] In reality it’s necessary for the sniper to consider height differences. In the case that the sniper and the target are different heights, the ricochet snipe will follow such a trajectory.

[Plain view] A view of the room looking down from above.

[Elevated view] A sideways view. A three dimensional route that seems complicated can be simplified in this way by breaking it down into a plain view and an elevated view.

Takebayashi, who was listening, sighed. “Isn’t it double the work? Isn’t that even more unrealistic?”

“What if you do the calculation first, then everyone can guide Korosensei?” Nakamura said.

Chiba shook his head. “There are two problems with that. One is that you can’t guide the target the way you want. Especially when it comes to such a sever shooting like this, even the slightest misalignment isn’t good.”

Hayami nodded. “It’s not easy for Chiba to make such fine adjustments at this range. What’s the other thing?”

“I want to try and do this assassination without anyone’s help. I also said it before but, it’s kind of a stubbornness thing.”

“Is that right?”

Chiba looked down at the notebook on the desk. “The legendary sniper actually serves a number of moving targets. In other words, they’re aiming in the shortest amount of time they can. That’s something like a method we’re unaware of, or I wonder if there’s a special calculation trick.”

When he said that, Chiba was hit on the shoulder, and raised his head.

Okajima is standing there with a grin. “When you said that, I felt like I realised something!” Okajima gave a big thumbs up and a fearless smile as he said so, looking suspicious in front of Chiba and Hayami.

“Come on boys, get out!”

The fifth class of the day was a PE Class. The classroom is occupied by the girls, and the boys are kicked out into the corridor to change clothes.

“Sometimes I want the boys to do it before. B-because I’ll always only just make it.” Shiota Nagisa complains, stood with a rolled up PE uniform under his arm.

“What are you talking about, Nagisa? It’s fine, this our time to face our fated challenge.”

“Okajima kun, don’t you think it’s irresponsible to do this method by trial and error?”

Ignoring Nagisa’s strained smile, Okajima took a small mirror out of his pocket with a strangely calm expression. Additionally, he also took out a selfie stick.

“Hey you, isn’t that what the girls beat the hell out of us for using the other day??”

Whilst Terasaka Ryouma was gazing at him dumbfoundedly, Okajima tore up some adhesive tape into small pieces and started to attach the mirror to the tip of the selfie stick.

“Well, look. It was a mistake to hold it in a position the girls could see. This time, it’ll be perfect.”

“Isn’t this only adding more flaws to a plan full of holes…?” Said Kimura Justice.

“Hehe, look at it,” Okajima extended the selfie stick smoothly, and started to explain with a calm facial expression. “Well, while the girls are changing clothes, the windows on the corridor side are covered with dark curtains. Therefore, you can’t see what’s inside as it is but-“

“No, it seems that the curtains are there to stop us seeing.”

Ignoring whoever’s voice pointed that out, Okajima continues. “By some blessing, there’s just one small gap in the top window due to a slack in the curtain. The other day I was found by holding a mirror directly here, but today I won’t repeat the same mistake.”

“Then what will you do?”

After turning a fearless smile to Terasaka, who was tired of his face, Okajima held his selfie stick over his head.

“A while ago, when Chiba and the others were trying to shoot, I was secretly setting up the mirror in the classroom. I was pinpointed by the story of the ricochet. One mirror will soon be exposed, but many more mirrors are placed so subtly that no matter how vigilant the girls are, they won’t notice they’re being peeped through.”

[Illustration] Okajima’s new voyeur method, which improves on the experience found using mirrors for voyeurism and relays it with multiple mirrors so it will not be noticed. In principle, no matter how many mirrors you use, what you see from here can be seen by the other party.

“Ah-….. I thought that was the case,” Kimura showed a forced smile.

“Maybe this was in the calculation – huh?”

Okajima looked up at the mirror, frowned at him, and moved his selfie stick slightly. “Okay, I saw it!”

Okajima smiled in gratification, did a small triumphant pose, and deliberately took a compact digital camera out of his pocket with his free hand.

“What’s that?” Nagisa pointed a finger with a dumbfounded look on his face.

Okajima answered with a grin. “As you’d expect, I couldn’t bring out a camera. That would be just like talking loudly in the corridor about taking voyeur photos. That’s why I always carry a point-and-shoot with me in case of these situations. Please pay attention to the point that I don’t compromise with a smart phone.”

No one was listening to that, but Okajima completely disregarded the air in the room and released the shutter.

FLASH!

The camera’s strobe flashed and emitted a small sound.

“Oops, I wouldn’t usually make this kind of mistake,” Okajima said as he turned off the strobe and released the shutter again.

“O-KA-JI-MA!”

The door of the classroom opened forcefully, and the girls in their PE uniforms jumped out at once.

“Agh!”

With a well-coordinated move, the girls cut off any way for Okajima to escape. Okajima shouted with a half cracked voice whilst he was being pulled down on the spot and kicked with terrifying dexterity.

“W-why did I get exposed? The plan should have been perfect!”

“We could see the light from your strobe!” Kataoka looked down at Okajima with a dangerous expression on her face.

“That’s forbidden, Okajima kun.”

At the voice, the girls turn around and look over their shoulders. Standing in front of the open door was Koro Sensei holding a steaming paper bag from his open mouth.

“The idea isn’t bad. It’s not bad, but don’t forget that what you can see through the mirror, you can see from the other side as well. Additionally, if you use a camera’s flash, you may as well be saying ‘please notice me!’.”

After putting up with that speech, the girls shouted all at once. “Why do you look so self-important, you shameless teacher!”

“What kind of motive is there for suddenly coming in through the window when we’re changing!” Kataoka glares at Koro Sensei whilst pulling out a knife for the enemy teacher.

“Niyu, nyuya?! It’s a misunderstanding! I’m trying to inform distorted people like Okajima kun!”

“There’s no use in arguing!”

Moving with all their practised skills, the girls simultaneously held their weapons at the ready for their enemy teacher. They attacked a cowering Koro Sensei by firing BB bullets and using their special anti-sensei material knives.

“That’s why it’s a misunderstanding – hya, my shopping bag tore, and the bao buns I bought with great trouble are-“

Koro Sensei broke out into Mach speed and escaped.

Nagisa muttered. “Bao buns… ah, Koro Sensei was in Shanghai today.”

“Gee, what is this?”

In the background, Okajima, who had footprints all over his body, looked at the compact camera monitor and frowned. When Terasaka, who was standing close, looked into it, the photograph was the figure of Koros Sensei with an armful of the bao buns in a paper bag, pulling a peace sign in the direction of the camera.

-End-

The locker room talk really spoke for itself, huh?

[westerberg]

tagged by @officialglenntilbrook 😘💞💖❤️🥂

1. what is the first song you remember hearing? Oh man uhh... i remember my my dad playing the video for... oops i did it again I think? by britney spears and i was very obsessed with it. if i saw the video I would know but i don’t feel like doing that. hard to say if that is my earliest memory of music tho. i remember listening to the R.E.M. In Time greatest hits in the car late at night and feeling weird out of body as Man on the Moon came on. i like that story better but I have no idea when that memory is from. i also feel like i heard my mom singing along with Sarah McLaughlin or Norah Jones a lot when i was very young.

2. what is the first band you got into? hmm... i  really loved Bon Jovi when I was very young but i didn’t like. have any knowledge of them or their discography I just liked slippery when wet and their greatest hits. and also thats embarrassing so i am trying to think of an out... probably the first real musical obsession i had was lana del rey when I was 14 /15 but thats also not great. just take the L buddy... i didnt actually get into music i would now consider very good until about 16.

3. do you collect any physical music? during quar i started trolling ebay and other similar sites for cheap cds and I have gotten a pretty good collection! you would be shocked the number of people who just really do not want to have their R.E.M. albums anymore. I have a few vinyls- a couple of cheap Joni records, Station to Station, the mats Dead Mans Pop boxset thing, and the R.E.M. single So. Central Rain. Oh and I have a very cool cd single of beastie boys body movin’. I also have a collection of cassettes that used to belong to my mom- she passed 5 yrs ago so they are very special to me! she had some R.E.M., U2, Eurythmics, Squeeze, Crowded House, Indigo Girls, and I recently dug up a bootlegged Tracy Chapman tape! she might have some more at her childhood home and if I find a tape of murmur i’ll like blackout. the sad thing is that now I really like all these musicians my mom apparently liked but i was not into them when she was alive so :/ figuring things out feels like archeology. was listening to In Time greatest hits the other day and was like she definitely skipped E-Bow the Letter every time it came on lol bc i did not hear this song until like last year.

4. what is your favourite piece of music memorabilia? do you know that picture of R.E.M. where they are all holding roses like they are all going to the prom together? i scored a poster of that off Ebay for the incredible deal of $50!! a deal at any price :) I don’t have much that is like legit valuable lol. But here you have to see the picture

5. what's your favourite concert you've ever been to? hmm i havent really been to any truly mindblowing concerts I don’t think. I got to see Tommy Stinson play an acoustic set at 7th street entry in 2019 which was very cool. I feel crazy saying thats my favorite but it was incredibly special.

6. if you could see one artist who is no longer alive in concert, who would it be? If you ask right now I would probably have to say Replacements with Bob Stinson. Prince would be a close one

7. have you met any musicians? almost! when i went to see tommy stinson, afterwards he was hanging in a bar next to the club and was taking selfies with people. i kept thinking about getting in line and eventually i decided to just do it. when i finally went to go look for him he was deep in a conversation with someone and I also realized i had nothing intelligent to say, so i sat and stared at him talking for a bit until i left and went back to the show.

8. what is your go to album when you're feeling sad? Tim by the mats! i think i maybe listened to this album every day my senior year of high school. it is legitimately strange how I feel as if this album just knows me very well. everyone says this about the mats but every song feels like it’s about me and my life. I think a perk of being a lower middle class Minnesotan with an alcoholic father is just really really getting the replacements. but i guess it depends on the kind of sad I am. If i’m just looking to be cheered up i might go with Lifes Rich Pageant or Green by R.E.M. because invariably by the end of Tim I will be bummed out !

9. what is your go to album when you're feeling happy? somehow this is a very hard question. Radio City by Big Star was a big one for me when i was still on campus. maybe an obvious one but rubber soul is a good being happy album

10. what is one music documentary you love? the doc Every Everything about Grant Hart from Hüsker Dü is a favorite. it’s just all interview with him and he’s a fascinating guy. I’ve never watched an interview with him where i wasn’t like woah u’re smart :0... the director of that also did a good replacements doc but at certain point with mats journalism im just like well i could’ve just read trouble boys.

11. what is one concert DVD you love? I think I only own one concert DVD, Prince’s Lovesexy show which i was very obsessed with back in high school.

12. do you prefer listening to playlists or albums? i prefer albums usually, sometimes i’m in the mood for a playlist but albums are def superior

13. do you prefer to listen to albums in order or on shuffle? in order !!!! What am i a psychopath

14. what is your favourite deep cut song by your favourite artist? Portland by the mats is a top ten song of theirs. very in character for it to be a b-side i’m not even mad

15. what is your favourite cd/cassette/vinyl you own in terms of packaging? I love the inner sleeve of my Grandpaboy cd which is just Paul Westerberg’s doodles and scribblings. sometimes when i buy stuff off of ebay it comes with notes and stuff too which is my favorite. my copy of suicaine gratifaction came with a very sweet note of how much the previous owner loved it. and my copy of mbv’s loveless has this very hard to read note which i can maybe make out half of. if you can read it please translate for me.

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