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Ahhhhh I just got approved for my DREAM apartment!! It has a balcony and skylight, massive windows!! No guarantor too, porn money go burrrr
#nearly a month of getting lied to#scammed#screwed out of apartments#i was having such shit luck#and BAM#THIS ONE COMES ALONG
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It's so funny that Cass worked past her suicidal ideation by actually dying, allowing herself to be murdered, and then being brought back, so she could be like "Hmm. Disappointing" and move on with her life satisfied. All for the sake of being the most badass she could possibly be. Like. On one hand, she achieved her goal and did indeed get more badass afterward. But on the other hand. Therapy exists. She probably didn't need to do that.
#'i can train under the batfamily and become one of the best martial artists and superheroes on earth#and with any luck live a long happy life surrounded by my loved ones#OR#i can train under lady shiva and become The Best martial artist on earth and have the chance to wreck her shit#but if i lose i will die at nineteen without any of my loved ones even there.#found family or death match?#...#DEATH MATCH'#cass please you're amazing and i respect your commitment but have you tried antidepressants?#perhaps the death match will seem less agreeable after some cbt and ssris#but still. nobody is doing it like her#cassandra cain#batgirl#batgirl 2000#batgirl ii
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That rock deserves a solid boop.
The Rock has been thoroughly bapped, my goodness.
#i need yall to understand i have NEVER made a gif before today#to make the second one i took a random video of a cat#i put the rock over it in one webbed site#used imove to cut and repeat the bapping#and then used NOTHER website to convert it into a gif#slapstick at best but took me under 10 mintues and im kind of proud of that even if it is shit quality#not a rock#april boops#boop#rock mod lore#love yall for this btw u broke my boop meter within an hour#gotta run to my gender and sex in roman times class now wish me luck i love college
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Mel was really having the worst time of her entire life this season. Almost dies. Watches her friend die and is then promptly kidnapped. Well at least she gets to reunite with her brother— WRONG. Finds out she’s a child of an affair. Whatever’s going on with her and LeBlanc. Has to come to terms with having magical mage powers suddenly. Finally returns from magical backrooms. The world is on fire. Boyfriend’s lab partner has ascended to godhood and is now taking over the world. Boyfriend yells at you for manipulating him. You have to kill your mother because she teamed up with magic Jesus. Boyfriend sacrifices himself and lives in the cosmos for the rest of eternity with his lab partner. At least she got cool powers ig.
#I mean everyone else was ALSO having a horrible time but she was SPEEDRUNNING that shit#As much as I defend Jayce I did feel bad for mel in that scene#Like I knew the manipulation conflict was gonna come up eventually but NOWS NOT THE TIME JAYCE#Also it rly feels like he was just taking his anger about Viktor on her (even tho it’s kinda more his fault?)#Meljay shippers I’m sorry you truly got the worst luck after act 1 (-a jayvik shipper)#Arcane writers why did you give everyone so many different plotlines with only 9 episodes#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#mel medarda#arcane mel#arcane season 2 spoilers
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predisasters
#phighting#phighting art#subspace phighting#medkit phighting#art#subspace#medkit#predisaster tag#i think young subspace often gets way too overconfident and there's like a 50/50 chance it'll end weirdly well for him or very badly instea#medkit is the down to earth guy to keep him in check... maybe. if he feels like it#but more often than not he finds more amusement in seeing subspace eat shit. he thinks it's funny#though even when he does try subspace is too stubborn to listen to him. so medkit just leaves him to his luck. they're both terrible#i didn't mean to write so much in the tags sorry i have so many thoughts on them. i'm normal#also i made the 3d model in the top right on the first image i'll post renders soon hehe
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#windscream#starblade#humanformers#maccadam#i designed them the way i would want to get with both so dont @ me#dude i cant find my old transformers sketchbook#im so mad because i already had human windscream designs#let me be lazy pleaaaaaaaaaaase#whatever its ok its ok i have 3 designs for human starscream and 1 for human windblade.#hes high maintenance#starscream#windblade#wait so now that ive drawn this can i get another fellow shipper to hold my hand when i reread TAAO for this year? its time for annual read#i cry about it for days. i need emotional support. or at least someone else to cry with me#i like to specifically read until TAAO and then stop#and then i rot in bed daydreaming about post-canon fix-its. where i dont fix shit. theyre both in extreme pain#but right now yknow what i want? i want ss locked up in wbs house. bro has good mental health. gains a little happy weight#and i want wb re-elected again and again and cybertron in the golden again. arts and culture thriving. many institutes for higher education#the titans are chilling and not ruining wbs life. much luck and prosperity to them both#hitting my head against a wall. why cant i have this#ok brb time to read hurt/comfort fanfic of wbss
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“You can’t come after me just because I’m an ‘easier’ target!”
#last eel posting for the day before jamil kicks my ass#anyways. hi this is yuuyu and floyd ;;#also yuuyu is not a yuu/mc he's just. named yuuyu#and he's a twst tinkerbell#anyways i think it's so funny that tinkerbell canonically also turns red when she's mad#SHIT DOES FLOYD CANONICALLY ALREADY CALL SOMEONE PUFFERFISH#i might have to double check later#<- edit: he doesn't (i think) phew#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#twst oc x canon#floyd leech x oc#twst oc#twst tinkerbell#(💚) yuuyu#aight i need a ship name stat#something something with bells or tinkering or something#floyd's a shoe person too#uhhhh idk#this will be tbd ;;;#-✦—]#*looks at to-do list*#i also have. an essay and an extra cred assignment due at midnight#(in 7 and a half hours)#gotta lock in#bye bye wish me luck-
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#ojitos chiquititos chinitos de tanto fumar#art#fanart#my art#original art#splatoon#splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon art#Splatoon dj Octavio#dj Octavio Splatoon#dj Octavio#Octavio#Splatoon Octavio#Octavio splatoon#so little tags ugh I gotta say something#so okay im kind of panicked because it’s my final project and guess what. yeah! haven’t done shit. aside from the important stuff but I mean#investigate and practice my speech. I’m quite confident on this because it’s a topic I know and love but it’s still scary#wish me luck I gotta explain to a bunch of 40 year olds how snakes move and hunt with a live snake which I am so afraid of#not afraid of the snake I mean. afraid it won’t last till that day and just die on me#probably won’t happen but I have anxiety
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morrotober!!! october... mor like... hawktuahber!!!!! 😂😂😂🤣
#ninjago#:3#parcaeive#ninjago morro#umm yeah i was messing around with my artstyle im going thru a crisis rn...#ill just have. Three. i guess.#for someone who doesnt care that much about him i sure do have a lot of madeup lore for him#hes so interesting to me (half the shit of 'Him' was made up. By me)#ninjago chafacgers are all my ocs actually#who wants to hear me yap about my fake made up morro lore??? (the crowd goes...silent!!!! crickets emerge from the ground)#STOP! WAIT STOP!!! PAWS YOU BY THE ANKLES!! LISTEN...#ive been meanng to draw this for so long but . uni 😒😒😒#midterms this weej and my ass hasnt studied ok guys wish me luck#aso the preeminent... 🤤🤤 my fav eldritch horror 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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Pvp!Parrot The Exiled!
#pvp civilization#pvp parrot#parrotx2#Of course he is a bow user!#AND I KNEW IT!! I KNEW HE WAS SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK!#Parrot cannot play a single character without secrets and intrigue! XD#So that Finale huh! :D#Very excited about having a look at all of the other ways to PVP!#Especially if Evbo sticks to only using his sword!#A bow cannot be upgraded but you can play with crossbows and enchants!#Timing and guard breaking with the axe#The trident has range but once thrown you are kind of shit out of luck! but the noise can be used for misdirection#Also I see you Tabi#not killing Evbo with the shard of the sword#so that he can respawn and not die flat out#She caaaares at least that much for the lil guy!#Anyways I have thoughts (:
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No matter what this man apparently always has to have an annoying orange
#Y'all I have to retake my big math test since I failed it#I actually was barely in the margins to retake it one less point and I'd be shit out of luck#BUT I'M SO SCARED BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME WHERE TO GO#😔😔😔#Two years ago I passed by 2 points so it's NOT looking good for me#red vs blue#rooster teeth#rvb#edit#locus rvb#rvb locus#samuel ortez#felix rvb#rvb felix#felix mcscouty#issac gates#lolix#rvb grif
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glasses and gadgets gang
#the insomnia is kicking my ass#but this is how i became a better artist#by irresponsibly using the extra hours i'm awake to practice#(do not actually do this)#(don't)#for my nearsighted homies#my farsighted homies#and my bitches with astigmatism#turtleweens pointed out#bayDonnie is farsighted#which: correct#if the eyes look huge in the lens#you got the far sight#if the eyes look like dots#bitch good luck if you ever put down your glasses and forget where immediately after#the fact both donnies#have done the dumbest shit with their brothers#and have their OHHHHHHH!!! reactions#mwah#chef's kiss#fanart shitposting#mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem donnie#mm donnie#mm donatello#bayverse donnie#bayverse donatello#bay tmnt#bayverse tmnt#bay donnie
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Me being worried about an election thousands of kilometers away from my small country should NOT be a thing. No country should hold such powers.
#us politics#that’s all I’ll say about it#but yeah I shouldn’t have to worry about this#good luck America#and keep your shit to yourself PLEASE
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again this is if only one can be confirmed!!! i know some (or most) can go together but the show would only do or explicitly acknowledge one! so choose your preferred one.
#buddie#911#i hated having to choose myself so good luck to y’all lmaaaaao#but I ended up going for heart metaphor!!!! it just has the potential to be the most romantic shit that tv history has ever seen#and it would really tie so many of the seasons together and be so so so satisfying
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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!
I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!
I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!
And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:
and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.
Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer
Vanessa; POLAR BEARS
Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D
Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')
#apex polarity#polar!y/n#polar!vanessa#polar!michael#polar!eclipse#orca!eclipse#dca#dca au#OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!!#BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P#also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose#I love drawing them like that XD#and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️#NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe-#and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :')#POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD#Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD#my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD#Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right?#So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer#So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both#but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug#the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them#so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible#at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes-#spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done!#again I hope all of you are doing well in these times#and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how#stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas!#NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!
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