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Creating Hornet in sims/skyrim/bg3/whenever customisation is present? HUH.
Creating Hornet as car in Need For Speed. This is the way.
#I'm pretty sure Hornet would be Audi#it just something I can't really explain#I wasn't egyptian or greece mythology or space or dinosaurs kid#i was cars kid#hollow knight
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack#imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother#random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother#bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was#but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week#this has been weighing on me for ten years#im almost tempted to blaze this post
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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...
And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)
But then again...
Also bless Mr Honeypants
And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets
How many tickets are in Ford's name...
#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving#and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts#the bear scene always gets to me#him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them#the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it#stan pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gravity falls#dipper pines#disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me#how did his car survive for over 40 years#oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short#it's dear to my heart#'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'
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Dipper and Mabel’s parents should count themselves lucky it took 40 years for these two losers to reconcile
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#dipper pines#Stan pines#mason pines#shermie pines#Sherman pines#Mr.pines#Mrs.pines#young Mabel and dipper#based on a tiktok I saw#they put a drill battery(willingly) into a kids car and it was so fast#the kids also would immediately crash into the fence as soon as they were let free#it was so them#Stan doesn’t mind being a little abnormal with his gifts sometimes but fords particular brand of weirdness can be too much even for him#au if they reconciled instead of Ford falling into the portal#I can’t believe after all thsi time we know Bills parents names but not dipper and Mabel’s#their names are even literally apart of the twins names😭
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My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much
Reference that I used for the face!
#I was scrolling through pinterest and saw this woman and I was like: She looks EXACTLY like how I imagine Stan and Ford's mother to look#my art#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#ig??#caryn romanoff pines#caryn pines#mabel voice: she must have been one hell of a mother to have had to deal with Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford when they were kids!#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED THINKING STANFORD AND STANLEY NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO RECONCILE#DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH REGRETS AND WHAT-IFS OVER STAN BEING KICKED OUT- WISHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE#DOES THE THOUGHT THAT STANFORD MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO VISIT HER AT HER DEATHBED OR HER FUNERAL SINCE HE WAS STUCK ELSEWHERE??#EVER HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT???#DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG ABOUT STANLEY- SINCE SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND “WHAT KIND OF MOTHER CAN'T#RECOGNISE HER OWN CHILDREN APART“#THEY MEET AT STAN'S FUNERAL LIKE: “STANLEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED- NOR WHY THAT CASKET AT THE FRONT IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW AND WHY WE'RE#CURRENTLY ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL- OR WHY YOU'RE EVEN DRESSED UP AS FORD RIGHT NOW.“#“I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON STANLEY- BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE OF MY SONS DIDN'T DIE IN A DITCH SOMWHERE IN THE FLAMING WRECK OF A CAR CRASH-#AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.“#SHE GOT THAT MOTHER'S INSTINCT#stan twins parents
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When the Robins were too young to convincingly pass as drivers, they'd always insist that Bruce drive them to school or anyplace they were running late to, because Bruce's extensive illegal racing experience meant they were guaranteed to make it there on time. Or even early sometimes.
#You know that old meme where that Gorbachev was driving that one time instead of his driver#and the polizei dudes went “no way in fucking hell am I arresting anyone important enough for Gorbachev to drive around”#It's that#THey see the prince of the city behind the wheel and the cops assume he's got a decent reason for breaking every speed limit and rule of th#road#alfred chills with the kid in the back and nearly knocks his head against the window thrice#GPS squinting at their time: “how the hell did you get there in five minutes?”#Bruce pulling up to the parking lot with smoking car tyres#to the horror of the other PTA parents#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman#personal#dick grayson#jason todd#Damian wayne#i guess#I do not see Timmy or Cass requiring this#Stephanie brown#maybe
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the funeral
#my art#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#henry emily#william afton#michael afton#elizabeth afton#it’s a henry pov i can’t explain. robots and analysis and all that. grins. annotations#i. oughhhhgggh#i need to sleep so not gonna explain all the text BUT. THETES SO MUCH TO READ INTO. GRINS#drawing this broke my HEART#INTERTWINED. SEWEN TOGETHER. NOT A LOt. JUST FOREVER.#OKAY. WALKS INTO THE WOODS.#still here. his car!#poor kid. never again.#guy who can be really normal about his own art
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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Toji: $20 for an hour
#hidan: dud were not looking for a hooker#toji: didnt say you were. still gotta pay me for my time#sukuna: pay the man#hidan: you pay him#toji: someones gotta pay me or im not getting in the car. lowest im going is $10#sukuna: will u take 5?#toji: yeah. but thats gonna cost u#hidan: he meant dollars. christ#toji: fine. cash upfront#sukuna: PAY THE MAN#hidan: YOU PAY HIM#uzui: It's alright i'll pay#sukuna: sit next to me and lets talk about that 5#hidan: so you do have money?#sukuna: yeah but I only spend it when i need to#uzui: who's that kid watching you?#toji: idk lol. unlock the door i got business to attend to#get in loser#we're done shopping#anime#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#toji fushiguro#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#uzui tengen#hidan naruto#megumi fushiguro#kny
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hazel “is it ok to grieve someone i never met” levesque
#it’s about bianca btw :D#and in a sense her mom too#angst#angst is such an odd word#anyway i thought of this in the car#also nico “is it ok to let a part of myself die” di angelo#DEATH KIDS!! :D#they are my favs#my everything#they keep me alive ngl/j#hazel levesque#hazel levesque headcanons#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo series#rrverse#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percy jackson fandom#pjo angst#bianca di angelo#nico di angelo#hades kids
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Eddie eventually makes Steve his own battle vest, but with all of Steve's favorite bands.
The back panel is an old Queen concert t-shirt. Robin helped pick out cute buttons and pins, including an ice cream cone, a BMW logo, and a baseball bat (of course)
But Steve's favorite parts are where the kids wrote their names and little doodles in between the patches.
#damn i wish i could draw this#the kids drawing little demodogs and Steve's car#max teaching el how to do bubble font#steddie-ish#steddie adjacent#steve and the party#steve harrington#steve harrington headcanons#queenie's void thoughts#queeniewritesstories
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My ongoing journey of finding the funniest little weird cars i can find +Garfield
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#I wanted a tracker so bad as a kid#garfield#cars#shiftylisting
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Long time coming - The TF Boys Club!
Enjoy the absolute chaos!
(Previous: TF Girls Club 1 2)
This sketch was waiting for me to clean it up since last summer, wow.
#my art#TF Boys Club#TF Girls Club#maccadam#transformers#transformers animated#transformers prime#transformers bayverse#transformers rise of the beasts#transformers rescue bots#transformers robots in disguise#transformers earthspark#blades#cody burns#kris diaz#noah diaz#sam witwicky#yes that's him near the conspiracy board#i have no idea how to draw him#bumblebee#tfa bumblebee#robby malto#jack darby#rafael esquivel#russell clay#poor kid#his dad and fixit made him a toy car from scrap#cody didn't technically cheat cause nobody said toy cars couldn't fly#bee disagrees#the older boys are probably discussing ancient alien artifacts and being a “chosen one”(two honorary primes in one room wow)
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man. you have to fuck up a waterslide so bad to decapitate a kid. you hear a rollercoaster decapitated a kid and you're like, yeah, that makes sense. that feels like a thing that can happen. but a waterslide? that feels like you must have built a saw trap on purpose.
#original#on behind the bastards i think? they were talking about that water park#and someone (robert?) said they always think of the theme song when the park is mentioned#and i said out loud with my mouth in the car 'i think about that waterslide that killed a kid'
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HES JUST A GIRL!! DONT MAKE HIM DO COMMUNITY SERVICE!
#I was gonna draw sally too but uh#it would’ve just been Kim wexler.#you know from better call Saul#anyways.#I accidentally forgot to post this for like three days straight lmao sorry#I’m not kidding I drew this because I watched Loki.#Owen Wilson pipeline is real! it’s not my fault!!#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#cars 2006#lightning mcqueen#cars fanart
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this was an old companion sketch i meant to add w/ my bepo drumming art post but i decided against it
#this is from june of last year!!!!!! check out that style change lol#my art#fanart#digital art#sketch#one piece#one piece fanart#massacre soldier killer#eustass kid#im not back into op yet; i just thinking about these sketches while in the car 👍#not as big of a slipknot fan as i once was when i drew this🧍♂️
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