#i was bored so lmaoooo

[spider-mar2004]

Alright! From the recent vote i did of My oc Marlette x Kaine Parker finished few days ago, which im glad that is voted into a yes! So first imma do each one hc and then together hcs:

Kaine Parker:

- He is kinda the girl of the relation Lmao.

- Never liked being late discos or bars, so he leaves mostly at more of 12 AM.

- Invites Marlette in a very chill bar, and that's the place he mostly vents, or express when he is upset with her only, not with others even Ben.

- If he is drunk somehow or someday, he would just stare at the nothing and possibly get emotional, dude passed rough things.

- He is not a "bring chocolate box and bring flowers" type guy, he brings Marlette food such like burgers, and such. He knows tame the beast, by giving her food like in minecraft.

- When he stares at pictures of himself and her, he smiled softly and calms down, only when he is alone, until gets very annoyed when Ben enters and starts to ask like crazy.

- When they are in their private intimate moment, He insults her, don't worry, she likes but at the finale he ends being bottom many times, and she insults him back which he loves it more secretly kinda masochist lmao.

- He treats Marlette not only as his girlfriend, he fully respects and treats her like a boss to him.

- He is the little spoon when they are sleeping and cuddling.

- At the start he was kinda unsure about the relation between Marlette and Aracely, but it's okay it ended well.

- "No bitches? Yeah, may i don't have bitches, but i have a big bitch, so that's better as fuck."

- He learnt even more spanish by Marlette, i mean yes he knew kinda but he knew more avanced with her and Aracely together.

- He names Marlette with normal english pet/love names, one of the spanish ones he uses often is Mami.

- Kaine is jealous but not in toxic way, he doesn't like when other men touches his girlfriend so much and /or stares at her longer. When that happens he gives a death stare while showing one of his wrist stings.

Marlette Saravia:

- The big top female bad ass bitch boss fr.

- She wasn't easy to fall in love, and some spider-men tried to flirt her and such but just big NO. And somehow, she accepted Kaine, well still, it took time to be in a relationship.

- Kinda takes the "man" role of the relationship sometimes.

- Yes, she is aggressive and scary as fuck, c'mon she is 6'7, just by a stare of her you feel your death coming, but when she is with Kaine and of course alone, she becomes very gently and docile with him.

- She didn't teach Kaine spanish, he learnt it by himself, she speaks spanish too by reason of being half latina.

- Marlette at the start of her relationship with Kaine literally couldn't sleep because Kaine snored like an old car, damn.

- She loves being spooned by Kaine, yes he is a bit smaller comparing to her, but still she enjoys his warmth.

- "Careful, 'cause if i kiss you may get shocked, papi."

- She gives Kaine pet names/ Love names in spanish mostly.

- Protective with Kaine as he told her about his past, she won't let Kaine suffer more.

- Comparing to Kaine who is jelaous, she is much calm, but yes if a girl doesn't stop flirting him, she would also shock her with her electric powers (owie).

Them together:

- They can't sleep being separated, awww.

- They behave like an old married couple.

- Kaine and Marlette enjoys touching/caressing their own scars, they find each other attractive with them.

- The ship dynamic of these are basing of real life spiders, where the female is bigger/taller and much more aggressive than the male who is smaller/shorter.

- (Canon) Their size difference are Kaine is 6'4 (according wiki) and Marlette 6'7.

- They don't give a fuck about Miguel and other things about spider-society, they all actually want is live and enjoy their lives in peace.

- Kaine has a deeper connection with Marlette, meaning he knows if she is upset with even lying.

- Both of them knows their pheromones, simce by their spider "hybrid" DNA, usually Kaine when he feels her pheromones, that means she is close in case they get lost in a mission.

- They do a great duo together, and actually is called according to Ben: "The Shock Stingy Duo" (but sometimes calls The Shock Stinky Duo for annoy Kaine lmao).

Extra:

That's what i mean why she can't sleep.

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That's all i got, i know oc x canon related things can be cringey, and if i sounded cringey, i am so sorry but is just wanted to share and have fun, anyways love yall, cya. 🕷💙

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: two lineups of the Paranatural AU versions of the Commission characters; one set ten years ago and one set in the present of the au.

Ten years ago: only part of Carmichael's head is a fish tank; Herb has a dad-stache and is wearing a button up with a v neck; Dot has no glasses and her hair isn't pulled back; the Handler has longer hair and is wearing a typical Commission suit; Five is a teenager instead of an adult; Cha Cha has longer hair; Hazel has longer hair and a fuller beard; and the person who runs the commission, who is God in TUA, is a cowboy and a horse instead of a little girl. End ID.]

A look at the Paranatural au version of the Commission! They do basically the same thing as the Consortium in Paranatural (aka who the fuck knows not me, something to do with keeping spirits in line) and it is also similar to the Consortium in one other important respect that i will get to shortly

Some notes on designs:

reminder that AJ is a medium (person who is possessed by a spirit), and mediums (and tools) look more and more like their spirit over time. ergo, he has more human features ten years ago.

the handler probably wasn't management ten years ago, so she has to make do with the regular uniform

five probably wasnt actually in the commission ten years ago (tho he WAS already a spectral) but hes here anyway for thoroughness

i almost forgot to put hazel and cha cha in here which is a crime

hazel is 100% the guy who had a ponytail when he was 21

cha cha's spirit power is this gun she found

and finally

the little girl god runs the commission in this!! of course she does!! why didn't i think of it sooner. In the webcomic, the consortium is run by a mysterious medium whose spirit is a wight.... except it turns out theyre not actually a person at all, but a construct made to look human by a very very powerful wight. Every so often the wight 'retires' the current construct and installs a new one; thus, the little girl is the commission's current model, and cowboy god from the comics was her predecessor!

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[drlqra]

dazai but he's wearing my outfits :D

[christiangeistdorfer]

12, 25, 35, 41, 50 for the f1 ask game!! (love and peace, @brawngp2009)

thank u tan 🦊

12. Which was the first driver you supported?

i guess the one that i vibed with instantly was george 💀 i think he was a proper lad. as for classic drivers, it was senna. i would watch the 1988, 1990 & 1991 f1 reviews because i knew he won them 😭

25. Is there a driver that a lot of people like but you don't?

there aren't many drivers i don't like, im just neutral. i guess if i have to pick, it would be lando. he just seems really immature outside of the car and it annoys me a lot.

35. Is there a championship battle that you most enjoyed?

1982. i mean what a clusterfuck of a year. i think servely underrated in terms of battles between rosberg & watson. keke winning the championship despite only winning one race and also getting a disqualification in brazil ??? amazing. you can't beat it.

41. Which podium was your least favourite?

unfortunately i'm a lover, not a hater. there isn't one where i am leigt fuming about. but i guess 1977 french grand prix where john watson was leading for the ENTIRE FUCKING RACE and then run out of petrol to come second next to fucking MARIO ANDRETTI

face of a man thinking how the fuck did he get 2nd

also i guess the 1982 san marino, not because of the final result but the vibe... well...

no one won that race. everyone lost in the end.

50. If you could choose a line up, what would it be?

bruce mclaren & chris amon. yes they did 1966 le mans together but i feel like bruce would have taken chris under his wing and idk make him win a race or something. i wish i could think of another but every single driver and lineup that has ever existed have exited the brain so. look that's the best we're gonna get.

a driver's lineup i wished stayed together longer was jenson & giancarlo. the twink power they had while at benntaon should have last forever.

question time

[dreamieparadise]

Guess who's super sick and skipping class again...this guy!

Laying in the darkness with coffee on my nightstand while chatting with Jojo. Gonna rest some more soon. Last night was awful fjdkd I had a migraine sooo bad, medication did nothing and I had to sleep with my migraine hat on. It was uncomfy! [It has gel pieces in it to make my head cool.] I also had a dream that was all over the place and didn't make any sense but there was a tiny apartment covered in red tulips that I'm stealing for Momina. Tulips are up there as a favourite flower for her!

[cinnaminsvga]

actual conversation i had with my dental hygienist

hygienist: so what did you study at university?

me: chemistry...

hygienist: damn, no wonder you look so sad!

[banqanas]

ok but cant believe they made a whole ass livestream just for them to reinstate Idh's SNS sharing rules 🤪🤪🤪

[verdiesque]

supervisor is not getting back to me and i'm seriously beginning to wonder if she forgot

[2006aquamarine]

tvd as a gothic horror sounds good in theory but in reality, the show was literally created with romance being the center focus of the show. the show runners specifically made stelena the center point of the show (‘a boy who is dead and a girl who feels dead inside bring each other back to life’) so what exactly are y’all talking about?

[todayisafridaynight]

daigo-gets-trolled kinda fuckin panel

[iinrainbows]

chem state final was today lmao the high in my class was 88 and I got 76 like wow okay maybe I’m not stupid??? but lowkey I am cause imagine if I HAD studied but hindsight is 20/20 I fully went in expecting to fail after hearing all the horror stories

[wickedhawtwexler]

another karaoke post: the number one thing i'm angry about right now is the fact that ms. love shack (my karaoke pal who always sings love shack with bartender bestie) hasn't been to thursday night karaoke since SEPTEMBER????? and according to one of her coworkers (who comes to thursday night karaoke also and who i'm pals with also) says it's because her new boyfriend (who she started dating not long after i started dating my boyfriend) hates karaoke??? like bitch leave him at home and come alone????????

[rockoblanco]

im sorry but are these not THE sickest most unique aesthetic pair of boxing gloves u’ve ever seen in ur whole entire life ……… !!!!!!!!!!!!

[dadralt]

love seeing this fandom care about queer relationships so much!!!! you go in the philippa x eva tag and there's one post!!! there is one (1) gifset of them!!!! zero fics on ao3!!!! incredible amazing showstopping

where is mr batey when you have to thank him :')))

/sarcasm

[khadijah551]

I saw an opportunity to do it