#hazel and cha cha

[laurrelise]

i love how when diego is trying to kill hazel because he thinks he was the one who killed patch hazel looks to five with his hand out like “you little shit do something” and five just rolls his eyes and keeps drinking

[its-raining-brellies]

TUA MASS REWATCH 2.0!

We are currently (as of Jul 16) on S1 E8

As some of you may recall, last summer there was an Umbrella Academy mass rewatch in which a bunch of us watched one episode a day and made posts about it.

This post is my formal proposition that another such mass rewatch should occur. If we start on July 9th, we can watch Season 4 together when it comes out on August 8th.

Season One.

Episode 1: July 9

Episode 2: July 10

Episode 3: July 11

Episode 4: July 12

Episode 5: July 13

Episode 6: July 14

Episode 7: July 15

Episode 8: July 16

Episode 9: July 17

Episode 10: July 18

The tag for the first mass rewatch was “#tuamre”, or for each episode, eg “#tuamre s1e1”. This is the tag that we will use again.

Last year, it was organised by @c0ffeeb1ack, so all credit goes to them for the idea!

Tagging for reach: @someominousecho @charcoalowl @autie-hobbit @nosolaceofastraightanswer @apocalypse-gang @nirby-wirby @thehargreevesfamily @fiveisnumber1 (no pressure to rb if you don’t want to, I am just trying to get people to participate)

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: two lineups of the Paranatural AU versions of the Commission characters; one set ten years ago and one set in the present of the au.

Ten years ago: only part of Carmichael's head is a fish tank; Herb has a dad-stache and is wearing a button up with a v neck; Dot has no glasses and her hair isn't pulled back; the Handler has longer hair and is wearing a typical Commission suit; Five is a teenager instead of an adult; Cha Cha has longer hair; Hazel has longer hair and a fuller beard; and the person who runs the commission, who is God in TUA, is a cowboy and a horse instead of a little girl. End ID.]

A look at the Paranatural au version of the Commission! They do basically the same thing as the Consortium in Paranatural (aka who the fuck knows not me, something to do with keeping spirits in line) and it is also similar to the Consortium in one other important respect that i will get to shortly

Some notes on designs:

reminder that AJ is a medium (person who is possessed by a spirit), and mediums (and tools) look more and more like their spirit over time. ergo, he has more human features ten years ago.

the handler probably wasn't management ten years ago, so she has to make do with the regular uniform

five probably wasnt actually in the commission ten years ago (tho he WAS already a spectral) but hes here anyway for thoroughness

i almost forgot to put hazel and cha cha in here which is a crime

hazel is 100% the guy who had a ponytail when he was 21

cha cha's spirit power is this gun she found

and finally

the little girl god runs the commission in this!! of course she does!! why didn't i think of it sooner. In the webcomic, the consortium is run by a mysterious medium whose spirit is a wight.... except it turns out theyre not actually a person at all, but a construct made to look human by a very very powerful wight. Every so often the wight 'retires' the current construct and installs a new one; thus, the little girl is the commission's current model, and cowboy god from the comics was her predecessor!

[lemonwisp]

Me for real

[mokkimoka]

My friend @cryptidcave-dweller made a point that The Handler and Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove have the same vibe and I cannot unsee it.

And as she quoted:

[feralnumberfive]

I would sell a kidney to have a Hazel and or Cha-Cha appearance in S4

[spacephobos]

sometimes... you have to stop focusing on art being good... and focus on it being fun

[lokiiagoartblog]

Hazel and Chacha cosplay, mixed media.

[blood-and-guts-and-spiderman]

my babygirls (they have killed hundreds )

[holy-shit-comics]

[m7rna]

Hazel and Cha Cha colour pallette drawing!!

[laurrelise]

the fact that hazel and cha cha arrived in the city, looked up five’s tracker, and hazel had ice cream when they arrived at griddy’s.

hazel’s 10 year old ass. “ooooo oh can we get ice cream on the way to hunting down the extremely dangerous assassin who killed an entire room full of also dangerous assassins without breaking a sweat!!!! vanilla cone please”

[eleftherian]

such a baller move of klaus to get the people who had kidnapped him & were actively torturing him high as fuck all

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: Messily colored sketches of Umbrella Academy characters as centaurs. It is of the Handler, Hazel, and Cha Cha. The Handler has a white horse body with red socks; Hazel is a draft horse (much smaller than Luther) light gray and speckled, with dark brown feathers, and Cha Cha's horse body is light brown with tall white stockings. End ID.]

some commission centaurs!!!

[kaufmann-6]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves & Number Six | Ben Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves & Luther Hargreeves Characters: Number Six | Ben Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Luther Hargreeves, Cha-Cha (Umbrella Academy), Hazel (Umbrella Academy), Eudora Patch Additional Tags: Temporary Character Death, Immortal Klaus Hargreeves, Loss, Number Six | Ben Hargreeves Needs a Hug, Episode: s01e04 Man on the Moon, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Whump, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Immortality, Ghost Number Six | Ben Hargreeves, Forced to Watch, Mentions of Pre-Transition Viktor Hargreeves, Since this fic is set in season 1, characters have Viktor as Vanya in their heads Summary:

"They're going to kill me, Ben" Klaus whispered, his voice full of fear, and Ben shook his head.

  "It'll be okay, Klaus" Ben felt like he was lying to Klaus and himself, but the least he owed his brother were a few words of comfort.

  Ben couldn't stop the anxiety and anguish from taking over him, the fear for his brother's life making him look around the room, trying to think of a way to help Klaus escape, but he knew it was too late.

 An AU in which Patch didn't notice Five's van across the street and Cha-Cha got tired of waiting. Angst follows.

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