#i was NOT talking about his penis

[starfleetshrimps]

hey guys. just want to let you know that today i told a teenage boy that he had to "jerk his rod" in order to "get it off," because it had "gone up" and then i almost jumped into the ocean with my full grundens and boots on and drowned myself in the pacific.

[sophegg]

Tubbo said the only time he came out was when he was playing fortnite with tommy and freddie when he was 14 and they were doing a bit about gay sex and Tubbo deadass said “well that might be nice actually”

[aesthetic-uni]

Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

tma au where the apocalypse ritual doesn’t work because there’s one (1) typo in the statement document at the very end. Like Jon reads the whole ritual but it fails because the last line says “I opem the door” and so the door opems (not a real word in English) instead of opening and from then on any time Jonah Magnus shows “his” face (not actually his, because he is old and a face-stealing whore) in public everyone points and laughs at him for making a typo in the evil fear apocalypse ritual

[bugsarmour]

I delayed watching the recent smosh mouth episode cause I wanted to give it my undivided attention and I'm so happy I did cause-

THE WHOLE EPISODE WAS LIKE A FEVER DREAM WHAT THE ACTUAL EVERLOVING FUCK

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

Occasionally the Instagram algorithm will show me posts from dedicated childfree accounts and they're usually funny or relatable memes but the comments are of course filled with the "you're regret it when you're older" "enjoy your cats" etc. comments. But another one I see is "no one cares if you don't have kids but why are you making it your whole personality?"

And like A.) There are lots of single topic Instagram accounts and people only get mad when it's an account about being childfree. No one accuses a guy running an account filled with football memes of making football his only personality. Like an Instagram account does not equal the scope of someone's entire life and interests.

But also B.) Do you know how scary it is to be a kid/teenager and have everyone talk about pregnancy/becoming a mother like it's an inevitability? Like it's just something that happens to you one day whether you want it to or not? People need to know there is an alternative. Openly childfree people are important so people can realize "oh I don't have to have kids if I don't want to? I can opt out?" because there are still so many people having kids just because they're "supposed to"

[reverieaudios]

I played the song Two Trucks by Lemon Demon for my older brother- who owns two old ford trucks- and I witnessed him take psychological damage in real time

[d-parade]

please don’t be like this

useless warning mentions of violence

my original post for context (not at all vicious or rude, just me reacting mildly to a violent comment and explaining):

here are some comments she made. she blocked me, of course, not even giving me the time to respond before blocking to make it look like she has the upper hand. but luckily i have another tumblr account.

she’s not even a trans woman… if you were a trans man before that means you were female. how is it in any way transmisogyny if you’re not a trans woman?

and… we skipped right past transphobia and straight to transmisogyny? whew what a leap.

oh and there’s other comments too. she combed through my account. lucky.

ohhhh so we misgendering now? kinda hypocritical and ironic how you believe in a mindset of respecting everyone’s “identities” until it’s someone who you don’t agree with.

at least transmedicalists misgender because of how they define dysphoria. it’s not like they purposefully want to misgender (when they don’t even see them as trans in the first place) (like if it’s a binary tucute with dysphoria they use proper pronouns). not the same for tucutes apparently. they just do it because they believe they’re the good guys and misgendering is an act of justice against evil…

and funny enough this was my post directly below the one she commented on… which sums up my experience with her nicely. i’m sure she read it too.

i’m not saying this person represents all tucutes and inclusionists of course. like i said in the above pic, there’s genuinely nice people who come from a place of love. i just don’t agree with how their ideas work.

all in all, no matter who you are, what you are, do not respond with violence. and it’s not because i’m triggered or disturbed by it or anything. it’s just straight up immature. you’re also not at all open to discussion or even try to counter argue my points, just straight up “TERF RHETORIC” “TRANSMISOGNY” “KILL YOURSELF”

do you not find it embarrassing?

this is a reminder that your actions determine how someone else perceives the communities you’re in. while it’s impossible to control other’s perception of an entire community, change starts with you. just be a respectful person. no matter how much you hate the other party, maintain dignity. by doing that, you already won the war.

it’s not so much about “being a person you want others to respect”, but more of self respect. don’t ever reduce yourself to plain, mindless hate.

it’s not that hard. so just please don’t do this. you’re only hurting yourself, and the ideologies you represent.

[domwitch]

Saw someone put their penis length in their bio and assumed it was their height. Got really excited I thought he was a little gnome or smth :(

[strawberriandromeda]

Hung out with my bf and our friends today and it was so so wonderful. Watching my bf make everyone pizza was so so cute i had to ask if he needed help with it. He also made cake and soda like that is so cool he is so cool. And later he said to me in the car that he loves cooking for other ppl and im just like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹 how r u the most precious man on earth

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

[aghostshipontheblue]

[frobby]

reol is doing the opening for blue exorcist season 4 instead of uverworld and i know yall are broken up about it but does it make you feel better if you know reol did the song where kagamine len sings about how big his dick is and nothing else?

[everysai]

[bombusbombus]

Hey I saw your tags about maybe wanting to write Wikipedia contributer Clark again and 1) still working on that podfic of Masking I just lost my voice due to haunted house season AND 2) I WOULD EAT MORE OF THAT UP WITH A SPOON. NOT ME STICKING YOUR VERSION OF CLARK DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH. I HAVE INTENSE LOVE FOR HIM AND HIS WIKIPEDIA HABIT. <3

I LOVE YOU I'M MIND MELDING WITH YOU. One thing about me is that I love Researching things in my spare time as long as they're completely irrelevant to everything. Another thing about me is that I take comfort characters and absolutely blast them with my autism rays until they're just like me fr. Right now I am writing about gender affirming mad science, and unfortunately I only have the brainspace to write one thing at once, so. Here's some of my current (unedited) bullshit since I won't be writing about Clark until it's done: