#i want to put ts in a bun so bad

[rivangel]

am i ready after all these years to grow my hair out the color i was born with - dare i even say to my shoulders ? - no but it would be nice if i was

[randomnameless]

With your discussion about unreliable narrators, I'm starting to think FE16's route design was flawed from the get go. If it wants to go for the mystery/questions and answers and unreliable narrator aspect, it should lock 3 of the routes and have one route be a "question" route while the rest could be "answer" routes (kinda like Higurashi if you've read that) instead of having its uwu cake and eating it.

I haven't read Higarushi -

But even if it didn't have unreliable narrators, I think TS pulled it out better (even that nonsense of a golden ending).

It is heavily implied something is shady with Hyzante, but you completely miss it in one route, and sort of miss it in another (no humanoid puppets, but freaky white horsies instead). Gustadolf's nonsense and motivations ? You finally get them in one route, as you outwit him, or in the route you rekt him, but not in the route where you dgaf about the world.

People react to what they see, and when they discover that all (or some) of their thoughts and beliefs don't align with reality.

Now, with FE16...

Unreliable narrators means Church BaD and always BaD, so when you discover the "why" of all the secrecy behind the Church being BaD, it's treated as a sesame seed on a bun (I previously compared the VW reveal to the suprised pikachu face, but surprised pikachu at least had a reaction), and it resumes the uwu.

I mean, this is the reason why I've started to appreciate less and less VW, for the so-called "lore" route, nothing really changes save for a few dialogues, but the end remains the same.

No discussion about "making two different people interact with each other doesn't always end up in roses and daisies sometimes it ends in genocide" or some "sometimes it's better to hide the truth if it means protecting some people", nope, it's the usual Clout-style "out with the old, place to the new".

Can you imagine that the supposed lore-route (I call VW like this, because we learn Rhea's full history about Nabateans, meet Birdie and Nemesis'n'Dudes + Momo) doesn't have Seteth or Flayn react to their enemies??

It's as if you put Cordelia against Gustadolf, and forgot to add a battle quote, what the literal fuck?

I'm more surprised they didn't forget to add a special battle quote between Flayn'n'Seteth when they fight against Indech'n'Macuil, but damn.

Unreliable narration utterly failed in FE16 because uwu means you can't give a fuck about the lore (Nabateans, Duscur, other states, etc etc) else all those Church BaD echoes suddenly lose traction and meaning, and Supreme Leader (and her expy Clout) looks, uh, well, misguided at best.

Imo that's why, even in Nopes, we couldn't have the "answer" or golden route - you can't demolish the uwu like that. At best she becomes Supreme Puppet for people who are, uh, in this kink, but never will anyone tell her that "maybe having pointy ears doesn't mean you are an abject creature with no regards for humanity nor does it disqualifies you from caring about the people".

Tl;dr : The narrators have to remain unreliable in the Fodlan games to support Supreme Leader.

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

hi again!!

hot cross buns my beloved <33 ive only had fresh ones once because im too broke 😭 but they're soo good i hope yours turned out great!!

and you have no idea how much you pinning the asks helps me 😭 its literally the most helpful thing ever so thank you so muchhh

how long have you been a swiftie?

i would say like 13 years? i learned about her from quite a young age because of my sister and u listened to her quite a bit but like a proper proper obsessed swiftie would be 4 years? fun fact: my first taylor song was teardrops on my guitar <3 what was yours?

would you rather be able to fly or to breathe underwater?

ooh this one is hard i suck at decision making ajshhdjsd but if i were to choose id say fly? bc a) i can fly to my family at any time since im quite a bit away at uni b) i grew up watching my little pony and my favourite character was rainbow dash (SHE PLAYS ELECTRIC GUITARRRR) so do with that what you will and c) flying seems fun and i cant swim so i would probably never step in water... howeverrr if i do drown the breathing underwater would help and if me flying was w wings they would weigh me down... but lets not focus on the bad ansjrjsnsbf

what about you?

and i have a question for you: tea or coffee? and how do you drink the one you prefer?

goodbye 'til next time <33

-swiftie spring exchange anon

I used to hate hot cross buns, funnily enough XD I was lucky that the only thing I needed to get was some yeast for them, cause a while ago I got a bunch of flour etc...also I'm glad pinning helps! I reblog so much that I was like...hold up, would I wanna go scrolling back that far...no? Ok assume they don't either XD

I've literally been a swiftie for like 2 years XD I was so new to it all that when people were talking about Taylor's Version of things I had no idea what they were on about, and was confused by how some versions of some songs sounded different lol. My like...very first song was technically Story Of Us because I found it on an anime amv as a kid and was like D:

But the first one that started making me a swiftie was I think Cruel Summer. I saw a random youtube short about songs from TS that needed music videos and watched it on a whim. From there, got really into the Lover album, then tried Reputation, and then proceeded to listen through every album she had lol.

See I too cannot swim, so breathing underwater would just be me stuck alone at the bottom of the water...bit nightmarish for my liking. If I could swim then I'd love to breathe underwater. But since I cannot I am forced to pick flight as well XD Also I love My Little Pony, and Rainbow Dash is an excellent choice for favourite pony XD

Ah tea easily. Coffee ranges from "bad texture" to "bad taste" to me...! But with tea I always go for herbal tea (usually peppermint or chamomile cause I can get those cheaply). I used to put honey in it, but even if I weren't vegan now I also just got lazy about it. I only used honey for tea, and at some point was like "is it worth the money" and decided no XD What about you?

Another question (my workplace does "question of the day"s and so I have many of these random things): Would you rather be able to master any instrument you wanted to learn, or any sport you wanted to play?

[crystalcow]

𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑//𝑆𝑎𝑝𝑛𝑎𝑝 𝑝𝑡 4

Masterlist // child reader ML //

Sapnap x reader !p !child reader

Pronouns used: none specified!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of death, casinos

➳➳➳➳➳┄┄※┄┄➳➳➳➳���

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐤𝗼 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝗼𝐰??

Quackity was telling you all of his plans

He rambled on for hours of his ideas for casinos and how he was going to marry Karl and sapnap

It sounded great

He had his whole plan set up! He even had Sam helping him with the building

But then he left

Just like everyone else

But that was fine! You were just with sapnap

Before Karl came running over rambling on about needed to move his library

He had a library?

“[Redacted] you need to stay close, please”

You looked at him weirdly

Who the fuck was [redacted]

“Karl my names Y/n you idiot” “flame..” “sorry”

He didn’t even notice it and then you had to spend the next couple days hauling over 100 books

“Oo hey what are these! The covers look really weird”

You had found his time travel books

Woops

That man raced over and in the kindest way possible, snatched it from your hands

“Don’t touch those, they are my special books”

You just shrugged and let him be, he freaks you out enough

So you all traveled to this area in the spruce forest and built a really ugly mushroom hut

But hey it’s fine! Foolish thankfully came around later that day and made everything better

So you stuck around

Maybe you needed this, this new start

Oh but prime knows that wouldnt last long

Karl started forgetting

At first it was simple things as just forgetting where he was or little stumbles with names

But eventually he was going away longer and longer

He started calling you by these strange names, some that sound Victorian and western and others that are unlike you

One day he didn’t call you by your name at all

You were hanging around the Sakura trees and the big yin Yang pond waiting for sapnap to come back with George

Then you saw Karl exit the library, running up to him for a hug

It’s been two months since you’ve seen him

You fucking hated it but you couldn’t help but consider him another parental figure

He loved it

But he just stood there as you wrapped your arms around him

Expecting the usual “[reda]- Y/n, I’ve missed you so much my sweet flame!”

But there was nothing just a sad one sided hug

“Hello? I’m sorry but do I know you?”

You were ready to cry

“I’m sorry, I uh must’ve mistaken you for the wrong person” “No that’s fine! Hugs are nice?”

So you left and ran into the library

Scouring throughout all of the books until you found them

The same 8 books you shrugged away

You read through all of them along with Karl’s other journals

You didn’t like going through his stuff especially, a whole invasion of privacy

The more you read the worse it got

What were you gonna tell Sapnap?

Who the hell is James, and [redacted]?

And why couldn’t he stop

It’s no use anymore

You were simply just forgotten

𝐋𝗼𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬

The closer you got to the large building, the sicker you got

Kinoko Kingdom was supposed to be your free pass

But somehow you always end up here

You called for Sam on the comms waiting for the beep

The inside looked great to say the least

“What are your past relationships with the prisoner?” “No answer.”

“Where are you currently resided?” “No answer”

“Do you believe the prisoner deserves his sentence?” “Maybe”

You put all your shit in the locker and followed him through all the safety checks

“I’m glad you didn’t bring anything with you”

You stood on the platform heart racing as the lava went down

It was like a ticking time bomb

The small squeaks and scratches of the hovering bridge

He just stared at you

That sick stupid mask was broken by tommy that day in the black stone room

So you had to look into his face

Lets just say he looks good in Orange

“Barrier up or down?” “Down”

He backed up into the corner as you stepped in

Smiling

Once the lava cascaded down your smile turned into a sick frown

“Hello” is that all he had to fucking say?

“Screw you. Fuck you. Damn you”

He just looked you a small chuckle escaping from his lips

“Those all mean the same thing.” “Well I’ve been living in cinnamon town for the past couple months, and I’m ready to fucking burn some buns”

Yeah he just laughed

“I’ve missed you Hot shot”

“You ruined our damn life!”

Someone went quiet

“If you didn’t have to have a petty little war, or criminalize children we could’ve been fine! It could’ve just been you, dad, me, and George.”

You were pissed, everyone just kept leaving you.

Tommy and Tubbo, Quackity, Karl, Dream, and hell even Wilbur

“You come and visit me, after not having seen me for months and you just yell? Not a hello or ‘how are you dream?’ ‘How’s prison dream’ ‘how can I help you get out of this damn place’ “

You just sat down ready to just walk out into the lava

“I’ve been stuck here for months! None of you even cared enough to visit me, hell even Tommy came around.”

You might have felt a little bad after leaving him

The prison was cold even tho lava was flowing right there

“Why would you leave the discs alone..” “Because I had to end it.”

What were you doing here

What were you planning on saying?

“So, what do you do in prison”

“I have a clock.”

You got up to go look at the pretty clock

Then threw it at his face

“Ow” “deal with it bitch”

The longer you stayed the worse the feeling in your stomach got

so you buzzed for Sam waving goodbye

“Wait.. Do they miss me?” “Can’t say, but I think this may be for the best.”

He wanted his best friends

But he just got the annoying teenager

Oh but that wouldn’t be the last

𝐋𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬

You got a letter in the mail one day

Who the hell uses letters??

You were shocked to see the address and the small post card

“Come around some time”-Quackity

Ans on the back it had the cords

Oh well what did you have to loose? Sapnap was focused on Karl

and well Karl didn’t even know you

So you set off

It took you a couple hours travel by horse to get to the desert area

The large sign blaring in the red text

You gotta admit the place looked beautiful

There was a giant dick and different shops

You were shocked to see this random un human like guy

“Hello, I am Charlie a totally human guy!”

Yeah totally not slime

“I’m uh, Y/n?” He reached out for a handshake sort of thing

“Dap me up!” “Another time Charlie”

Maybe when you had hand sanitizer

“Ohh so your Y/n! Mister Quackity talks about you all the time, come on in!”

You were skeptical but followed anyways

Stopping in your tracks when you saw Fundy

“Furry?” “Fire shit?”

You went over to give him a side hug, ruffling his fur

“What the hell are you doing here ginger boy!” “Oh you know, just escaping nightmares”

You were confused then just let him be

You walked to the entry way of the place

A beautiful pond with flowers and an arch

“Did what the place where Mr. Quackity was going to propose!”

Going to?

You shrugged it off following inside

You hated to admit it, but you were excited to see him

Yeah you really needed a parental figure in your life at the moment

So when you saw him, he immediately pick you up in a hug

You didn’t fail to notice his change in appearance

That beanie stayed the same tho

Thank god

“Hey hey! Let me show you around the place, we can also go for lunch and talk.”

The casino looked great to say the least

Loud music booming from the speakers, along with the live jazz band on the side

Slot machines were going off every minute

“Have a chip, something to remember this by”

He handed you a red poker chip

It was a cool one tho, in the middle has a blocky sort of smile

Creepy and dopey.. sick!

So you put it around a spare silver chain

“So how have you been kid? ‘Ts been a while hasn’t it.” “Could be better..”

You both walked around the city in silence, offering to go in the super model shop

“No” “why not” “keep walking”

On your way to lunch you had to squint at what you were seeing

“Oh my goodness you’re still alive?!” “You’re alive!?”

You and revivebur just stared at one another

“Yeah he came back after I died!” “you what now-“

You just stared at Tommy and back to Wilbur

Oh god those shrooms were messing with your head

You should’ve gotten out of there a while ago

Quackity came over placing his hands on your shoulders

“Do I have to execute you both? Get off my damn property”

“Sorry Q. Say, Y/n wanna join Lmanburg 2.0?”

You back away holding your hands up

“I denied that offer once, and I’ll do it again. Fucking zombie freaks”

You obviously muttered the last part

Why the fuck did dream revive those two shits??

When did Tommy even die??

Your visit here has just gotten weirder and weirder

𝐌𝗼𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

Quackity got you away from the brits as quick as he could

So he brought you over to his office

“So kid, how’s your dad..”

Ah you expected this question

“How the fuck am I supposed to know. He’s living his life, Karl’s time traveling! Oh yeah did I mention he doesn’t even remember me.”

He looked at you with wide eyes

“So I’m not the only one they forgot..”

You slammed you hands on the fable dramatizing the situation

“How would you feel about moving here? I mean you could work for me in the casino!”

You thought about it for a second

You have two options

1. Live in shroom town with bubbles

2. Move to las Nevada’s with Quackity

You were sure Sapnap wouldn’t mind

I mean would he even care?

He hasn’t for the past couple months!

“You feel abandoned there, over here there are hundreds of people. You’ll have the time of your life”

You thought about it for a sec

“Alright hand me a contract”

So you signed

Making deals with the devil huh

Little did you know it would cost you your life

Devils little soul

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and this is the finale! I will take requests for sapnaps child, and I’ll do some shit with Quackity and the casino and go in more depth if wanted!

As always request and ask anything! And ask if you want to be on a taglist (child reader or general)

For those on the taglist I don’t know if you wanted to be tagged for all child reader shit or just dreams child.. so please tell me :)

@creatorofstars @georgenctfound @samistheidiot @smolbox-png @ghostlysenses @stellarinstigator @bobaducky

[bonbonthedragon]

Ok, Hi!! 1st of all I'm quiet new to your blog and i LOVE your works already!!... You are amazing!

Now, i had this thought at 3am, and i saw your requests are open and then thought you might do something with it... so here it is...

Bakugou in his 3rd year at UA, walking down the halls with bakusquad one day... They're talking about Kaminari having a lot of crushes or something like that... Then somehow someone asked Bakugou if he ever had a crush on someone... And he is like usual saying he doesn't have time for sh*ts like these and yada yada... But then suddenly reader walks by with her friend and does the classic hair flip, AND Bakugou.exe stoped working... And a few weeks latter the squad is teasing him cause he is in love...

Sorry if its too much... Its ok if you don't like it... I just wanted to share my thoughts... Anyway, have a good day/night...

-(^_^)-

This was so cute 🥺 thank you for sharing! I’m sorry it’s short :( I hope you enjoy though :)

Part 2

“Ya know, shinsou isn’t so bad”

“That’s like what...” Kirishima though a moment “the third person today you said you liked”

“Get a damn life dunce face” Bakugou grumbled

“What? Jealous no one likes in that way Bakugou?” Kamanari shot back, ready to get beaten

The blond shot him a glare, surprisingly keeping his cool and just going back to stare ahead. What ever, he didn’t need anyone, when he becomes number one, he’ll have plenty of women falling for him. Yeah.

“Speaking of which” the red brought up “have you even ever had a crush Bakubro?”

He rolled his eyes “don’t have time for some lovey dovy shit shitty hair, why the hell would I waste my time going after some chick when I can be training? Hah?”

“Jeez man, I was just wondering-“

“Well stop wondering damn it. It’s non of your business anyway- ay.....”

Suddenly his voice faded, eyes taking in her form as she walked down the hall. Shinsou was close by, the girl next to him handing him her stuff as they strolled, taking her goggles in her mouth and beginning to put up her hair. Her hips swayed nicely, entrancing bakugou while she nodded her head down and swiftly put it in a messy bun, sliding her goggles back on. Everything seemed to just slow down, her (e/c) flickering up toward his own, UA jumper tied and low on her hips, tank top hugging her every curve as she didn’t look away from him, taking her things back from the purple headed boy. He felt himself blush at her stare, even more so when he watched her eyes trail down and back up his body, a small smile forming on her lips as she passed.

Bakugou felt his heart jump, breath hitching and a breath being let out he didn’t know he was holding. His friends didn’t miss it, I mean, the boy literally stopped in the hallway. The pair watched their friend mindlessly turn around and continued to watch you as you turned the corner and into the support workshop.

“Yo...” Kamanari whispered to his friend “I think we just witnessed love at first sight”

The red nodded by him, going to put a hand on bakugou’s shoulder and break him of his trance “Bakubro? Man? You good?”

He whippped around, blush still evident on his face as he tried to hide it “I’m just fine!” He shouted, voice coming out uncharacteristically shaky, making him stutter more, causing the other boys to laugh.

“Yo, if I would have known you would have eyes for (y/n)-Chan, I would have gotten with shinsou already so we could do a double date!” Kamanari smiled encouragingly

“I don’t!- just- AH FUCK YOU DUNCE FACE”

“At least she looked back at him!” Kamanari exclaimed

“Um...” kirishima went closer to bakugou “maybe because he has a pen mark on his face from when Mina threw her pen at him”

And as he said, a giant mark was across his face that the boys didn’t bother to bring up, making the blond just lose it “WHAT-“

—

“Oi”

You turned to see backugou...again. For the third time this week with his gauntlets.

He walked into your shop, throwing his gauntlet on the work table “it not working”

“Again?” you questioned, taking it and scooting it closer to you as you inspected it “it...looks fine to me. Let me open it up and give it a better look” as a support student, you had to be like a doctor, you had to take every patients word for it. So even if it was minor, it could cause a big problem. It was weird though, all this seemed to start this week.

...

Bakugou could hear the giggles from outside the hall.

“So this is her?” Mina giggled, looking into the room window of the cracked door “she’s cute, does she like him back?”

“We don’t know, but this has been everyday for the last week! Coming in about changes or fixes!”

“Yeah! Today I literally saw him blow up his own Gauntlet with his quirk”

“So he’s doing this on purpose you think?” Sero asked

“Oh definitely” the two answered in unison

...

“Bakugou-kun...” you said, taking a wet cloth and whipping off the soot and showing him the now dirty cloth “that’s it, everything looked fine, just needed to be cleaned. Though, if you want I can add padding, I would not only help build up sweat but it shouldn’t leave marks on your arms now.”

Bakugou nodded “what ever, how longs that gonna take?”

“Just a few minutes, you can wait or I can deliver them to you”

He tched, sitting in the chair by your desk “I’ll just wait shitty woman” he said with a light blush

...

“PFFFTTT HE HAS IT SO BADDDDDD” Sero exclaimed

“POOR (Y/N)!” Mina laughed

[loserholland]

𝐀 𝐬𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 | 𝐁.𝐁

Pairing ➺ Bucky Barnes x Fem!Stark!Reader ft Morgan Stark (platonic)

Warning ➺ Slight TFATWS spoiler, some angst, pure fluff, Morgan being a comedian 

Word Count ➺ 2.9k

Summary ➺ After the blip and loosing his best friend, you were there to keep Bucky grounded.

A/N ➺ Based off the song “I hear a symphony” by Cody Fry, such an amazing song. I’M ALSO SO SORRY IF I’M A LITTLE RUSTY 

✿ 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓣𝓪𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 ✿ - @loveyathreethousand @killerqueen-gunpowdergelatine @spideyyypeter @lou-la-lou​@babebenhardy @rivervixenbaby @acklesholland @zabdisamor @keepingupwiththehollands @sweet666pea @sspider-parker @jackiehollanderr @caro0512 @thewinchesterchronicles @cporter003 @kisses-holland @spideysnugget @cryszus @sunflowerharrystyles @peterunderoos @ohbabycal @laucontrerasv​ @spider-mendes​ @jessybellsworld​ @quaksonhehe​

☞  Masterlist  ☜

Five years.

It had been five years before everyone returned, five years since Thanos snapped his fingers and wiped nearly 50% of the content. Five years of darkness, questioning whether or not those who turned to dust would come back. The thought of those who disappeared never coming back scared everyone, the thought of never seeing your mother, father, daughter, son- your friends and siblings again?

(Y/N) was one of the lucky ones to not turn to dust, but watching those around her slowly disintegrate never failed to bring her to tears every night. She was lucky enough to fight along side everyone, disobeying Tony’s order of staying put and “letting the adults handle it” she instead convinced Rhodey to let her follow, claiming if he let her he’d be her favorite uncle.

That’s where she saw him again, after nearly two years since Berlin. She had of course stuck by her father’s side and when he had gone to Sibera she stood with him. That’s when they had learned the winter soldier had killed her father’s parents. (Y/N) never entirely blamed Bucky, he never did it. It was the Winter Solider, not Bucky.

Tony always said she had her mothers heart and if her mom was still around she’d be proud of her, for always trying to see the best in people whether they’re good or bad.

“Wow, you’ve grown kid.”

𝘐 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨

A voice all too familiar spoke slowly she turned on her heels, his hair was still long it grew merely a few inches. He had also grown out his beard, the last time she had saw him it was more over stumble. She chuckled lightly stepping forward but keeping some distance between them, “Kid? I’m twenty-one James, plus we’ve been over this- I hate it when you guys call me kid!”

Bucky let out a small laughter showing off his pearly white teeth, there was always something about Bucky that made (Y/N)’s stomach fill with butterflies. I mean- who wouldn’t? Bucky was a handsome man.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

“How have you been old-man?”

(Y/N) was the only person who had called Bucky by his first name, of course you had seen his files and even read about him smithsonian exhibit. She just felt she didn’t have the right to call him Bucky due to not knowing him long enough.

“James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes” she read to herself, reading the following description of the man.

That’s when you first saw how handsome this he was. And, when you first met him in Berlin it was amazing to see him up close. Well it’s not so amazing when some dumbass breached the centre and turned him back into the winter solider for a minute causing him to well fight everyone in his path.

After your dad’s ass was handed to him, he surely handed your ass to you he had you in a choke hold against the wall, your feet was a few inches above the ground.

“James, please.”

He’s eyes widened every so slightly tightening his metal hand around your throat, you felt yourself slide down against the wall gasping for air watching as T’Challa and him fought one another.

“I’ve been good, I’ve never felt so- calm an at peace in a while.”

(Y/N) smiled, that was good, it was good to see him happy for once and not afraid he’ll hurt someone again. He was brave and strong, from what she had read in the smithsonian exhibit and what she had seen in the past two years.

“Guys lets go, and kid stop leaving my sight your dad will kill me if anything happens!” (Y/N) groaned and stomped her feet to the ground “Uncle Rhodey! Stop calling me kid!” Bucky only chuckled at her, a sense of warmth filled his body- an uncommon warmth.

𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘸

(Y/N) knocked on Bucky’s apartment door, “Why aren’t we at the zoo yet?” Morgan questioned looking up at her older sister in confusion- Pepper was out of town dealing with business so she had to bring Morgan along to her.

When everyone came back, she had grown closer to Bucky. They had both lost someone, she had lost her father and he lost his best friend. Ever since her father’s death, she would dream about him often it started to become a regular thing after she started hanging out with Bucky. Last night’s dream, he had told her that if she got with Barnes he would be okay with it and to also apologize for blasting his arm off. Maybe it was just her subconscious playing tricks on her.

She crouched down slightly to be the same height as her sister, “Babe, remember I told you that my friend James would be coming along?” just then the door opened causing (Y/N) to fall back at the sudden movement. Instead of helping her sister up or asking if she was okay, she laughed and said “You fell on your booty.” oh, she was definitely Tony Starks daughter.

Bucky quickly helped her up apologizing for giving her a small fright, she noticed something different about Bucky he had cut his long hair. Just a few days ago he had it up in a man bun, “You cut your hair?” his brows furrowed, he ran his gloved fingers through his freshly cut hair “Does it look bad?” worry laced his voice.

(Y/N) quickly shook her head, “No! It looks good!” Morgan looked between the two adults standing in front of her before she let out a dramatic sigh, “Can we go now?” with that Bucky locked grabbed his keys and locked the front door as they proceeded towards the elevator.

The Central Park Zoo was in walkable distance, so (Y/N) left he car parked in the garage of Bucky’s apartment. Morgan stared at Bucky gloved hand she tilted her head slightly before asking, “Why are you wearing gloves? Aren’t your hands sweating?” (Y/N) eyes widened looking at the top of Morgan’s head then to Bucky who was laughing.

“Morgan!”

“It’s a serious question.” she shrugged as she kicked her feet awaiting for an answer, “Well because, this arm-” he lifted his left arm “is made out of vibranium.” Morgan looked up at him before saying, “Cool- now swing!” she grabbed his hand causing (Y/N) to look at Bucky. She knew he was a bit touch sensitive, “Mor-” before she could say her sister’s name again Bucky cut her off “It’s okay. I’ll be fine.” he took her small hand into his before pulling his arm back then forward.

𝘐 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶

Bucky watched as you smiled whenever Morgan would let out a small giggle, he felt the same warmth he did back in Wakanda. The same warmth she could only give him. He was grateful to have her in his life, she gave him the benefit of the doubt seeing the good and accepting the bad. He knew that she knew his history but still befriended him anyways saying, “there’s good in everyone even if you can’t see the good in you, I do.”

“How has therapy been going?” They stood behind the four year old who was admiring the penguins. Bucky shrugged lightly fixing his gaze to his shoes, “‘ts been good.” he mumbled. It had been about two weeks since he started therapy with Dr.Christina Raynor, you knew he had trouble opening up and well at most times never opened up at all. 

Morgan came running back to the two, “I wanna see the red pandas.” she grabbed theirs hands and began to drag them towards her current favorite animal at the moment.

She wondered if he still had nightmares, there were times he’d call her just to talk because he couldn’t go back to sleep. The sound of an old sitcom could be heard in the background anytime he’d call.

𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦

Bucky watched as (Y/N) carried Morgan in her arms pointing at the red pandas, red pandas? How are they even pandas? Bucky thought to himself, watching as (Y/N) made Morgan giggle loudly she must have said some kind of joke. He watched as she turned her head slightly catching her eye, he began to notice this twinkle whenever she was smiling or talking about something she’s passionate about or enjoyed.

"So, what did you think?” the credits of Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone began to roll in.  As far as Bucky knew, the only wizard he had read about before was Gandalf in the hobbit. Who would’ve thought about writing a book about a 11 year old wizard?

“It was surprisingly good.” He watched as her eyes lit up the corners of her lips tugging upwards.  He loved to see her smile, to see the twinkle in her eye just before she spoke on about how much she loved something.

“I knew you would like it! Gosh it’s amazing- I could go on about the wizarding world but I’m sure you would rather not-”

“I have the time.”

(Y/N) had concluded Bucky would belong in Hufflepuff and basically forced him to take the pottermore test in which she was correct, he was in fact a hufflepuff. She had gone on why he’s in hufflepuff- though he didn’t really care about the reasons he just wanted to hear her talk.

“You have a lovely family.”

The comment caused Bucky to turn his head slightly pulling him from the recent memory, an elderly woman who seemed to be in her late sixties gave him a warm smile. “Uh- she’s actually my-” what is she to me?  Before Bucky could answer (Y/N) had walked over with Morgan still in her arms.

“Hey, ready to go?”

Before Bucky could answer the lady spoke again, “I was just telling your husband you have a lovely family.” (Y/N) eyes widened her mouth slightly agape before responding, “We’re actual friends and, she’s my younger sister.” friends.

“Oh, my apologies. Have a great rest of your day.”

(Y/N) gave the lady a warm smile watching as she walked away, “Well, I think you’ve seen enough animals don’t you think?” Morgan tapped her index finger against her chin pinching her brows together, sometimes she was just a mini version of your dad or sometimes Pepper- but mostly Tony.

“Yeah- I’m hungry.” 

Making their way towards the exit the gift shop had caught Morgan’s eye, specifically a red panda plush she shrieked loudly causing (Y/N) to jump with caution thinking something was wrong with her little sister, while Bucky stood there with his eyes widened.

“I need it!”

(Y/N)’s brows furrowed, “Morgan- you know mom is gonna be mad at me if I get you yet another red panda plush. Remember, you have like a billion of them.” Morgan pouted slightly crossed her arms across her chest and stomped away.

“Dad would’ve gotten it for me!” (Y/N) frowned at the comment, of course he would’ve- he loved seeing the smile on your face anytime he got you something whether you were five or nineteen. 

𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦

“I’ll meet you guys outside- I’m gonna use the restroom.” Bucky spoke, watching as she ran after her little sister. Well- he didn’t actually need to use the restroom- he had gotten the plush Morgan was head over heels for. He waited a couple minutes before finally exiting the zoo spotting (Y/N) holding Morgan in her lap as they sat on a bench not too far from the exit.

He held the plush behind his back, as he drew closer he could hear Morgan sob quietly. He sat down next to (Y/N) leaning his head slightly onto her shoulder, “Hey Morgan.” the five year old pulled back slightly wiping the back of her sleeve across her nose lips still in a pout.

Slowly he pulled the plush that was hidden behind his back into view, watching as Morgan’s eyes widened an a huge smile paint her lips quickly she snatched it from his hand and hugged it turning her body from side to side.

Morgan hopped out of her sister’s lap and onto Bucky’s wrapping her arms around his neck, “Thank you, thank you!” she chanted catching Bucky off guard as he slowly wrapped his arms around her.

“Anytime kid.” 

They walked back to Bucky’s apartment in comfortable silence, Morgan squealing every here and there every time she hugged her new plush. Once they had reached his apartment, Bucky offered for the two to stay for pizza which Morgan quickly agreed to. 

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘣𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘳

(Y/N) and Bucky situated themselves in the kitchen cross from each other- (Y/N) sat on a stool while Bucky stood. Meanwhile Morgan was in the living room distracted with her new plush, “Thank you for getting her the plush- I- I just didn’t know how to react when she said-” Bucky placed his hand over hers squeezing it reassuringly, she squeezed back giving him a warm smile. They stayed like this for a few minutes before (Y/N) cleared her throat causing Bucky to pull his hand away. 

“You never answered my question earlier, about therapy.” She watched as he tensed at the word therapy, truth be told. He was struggling, he was still having nightmares and he was having trouble opening up to his therapist. He gets annoyed whenever she pulls out her notebook and starts to scribble stuff down.

“I made amends with um- Senator Atwood. No one got hurt.” (Y/N) nodded, “That’s good! Any progress with Dr.Raynor?” Bucky sighed lightly, running his fingers through his hair, “Kind of? I mean every time I tell her I haven’t had a nightmare she gets all aggressive and writes in her notebook.” 

𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦

She frowned slightly, taking his hands into hers “James, you sometimes talk to me about your nightmares right?” he nodded slightly ushering her to continue, “You have to slowly open up- it’s gonna help James. And If you want, I’ll go with you. I’ll wait in the waiting room- whatever it takes to get you to talk.”

She cared so much about him, it made her chest feel heavy. She would do anything for him.

𝘐 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨

He had spent nearly seventy years as someone else, he was afraid that after he erased his past it would still catch up to him someday. That he would still become the winter solider even after all this therapy and time away.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

But you were there to reassure him that would never happen, that he was a good person and no longer the person he use to be. She was there to reassure him that he was James Buchanan Barnes and not the winter solider.

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘺

You were the light in his darkness, you were there to guide him and to stay by his side. He thought you’d run away after what he had done to your grandparents but you’re there to remind him that he had no choice that HYDRA had control over him but you knew deep down he tried to fight it.

Bucky tugged his hands back quickly pulling away from the counter and walked around to engulf (Y/N) into a hug, he was afraid that if he were to allow himself to love someone they’d only end up hurt. He didn’t want to loose her, he didn’t want to scare you away.

“Please don’t leave.”

(Y/N) quickly shook her head, “Why would I leave? I would never leave you Bucky.” he pulled away slightly, did he hear that right? “Did you just call me Bucky?” her eyes widened, “Oh I’m so-” he cupped her cheeks closing the gap between the two placing capturing her lips. Something he had been waiting to do.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘐 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺

It was exactly like how people described sharing a kiss with someone they’ve longed to be with, fireworks and butterflies the way your skin heats up and your cheeks turn into a tomato red.

(Y/N) wrapped her hand around his wrist pulling back slightly for air a smile tugging at the corner of her lips, “Hello? Did you guys not here the door? Someone pay the guy!” Morgan carried the huge box of pizza and placed it onto her sisters lap before turning away to the living room. She quickly fetched her wallet wanting to beat Bucky from paying- but he knocked her wallet out of her hands and quickly rushed to the door.

She had given her sister a slice of pizza and ushered her to go back to the living room, “You make it seem as if I never saw people kiss before.” Morgan stuck her tongue out at her sister before returning to the living room.

“So-” Bucky began leaning against the doorway of the kitchen (Y/N) running up to him to wrap her arms around his neck the impact causing the two to fall to the ground with a loud thud. “You know- know a days people usually go on dates before the first kiss.” (Y/N) joked causing Bucky to smile, “Well in that case. (Y/N) would you like to go out tomorrow?” she quickly pecked his lips.

“I’d love to Bucky.”

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘐 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘈 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺

[yourclownpal]

A comprehensive list of all my Ghost au's

this post will be talking about all of the ghost au's ive created or co-created including talking about ghost au's from old fandom's that i am no longer in. if you want to ask about any of my au's my ask box and dm's are always open this includes the hermitcraft au but keep it to a minimum please also if any of the creator's of the characters have said that they arent comfortable with what im making ( with proof ofc) i will edit or delete what is needed to fit in the boundaries also another thing this is a long post if you just want the art go under the cut! this post will discuss how each au works and basic plot stuff about them the fandoms in this post are hermitcraft, epithet erased, and dsmp okay first things first-

my hermitcraft au (what a pity)-

On my old tumblr account I made a few posts about it along with a fanfic which never got finished due to me not wanting to interact with the fandom any more due to personal reasons and also I'm not very good at writing imo but I think I'm ready to talk about it again. Just keep in mind i will most likely not talk about this fandom ever again at least not on here again for personal preference : -) it was about season 6 Grian since he was who i was hyperfixating on at the time, being haunted by the ghosts of Sam and Taurtis, both of them from the old roleplay series' Yandere High School, and Tokyo Soul, and taurtis from Grians old-ish smp Evo. Since I never finished the fanfiction nobody but me and close friends ever got to hear the full story i had planned but now you will i guess. It was mainly just grian stressing about Sam and Taurtis being ghosts and him worrying about being crazy, though he would still join the hippies during the area 77 war he would be significantly more stressed especially when finding out that Sam and Taurtis have been possessing his body during the night, he’s more worried about Sam though because of his track record back in the other servers( yhs and ts) it was going to be that Sam (although death isn't permanent) would go on a killing spree in Grians body which would cause the area 77 guys to put him in the facility to see what's going on with him, and it didn't get further then that. My favorite part of this au much like all of my au’s were the design elements i had for it which i'll have under the cut with the other designs. Now for a rundown of how the ghost physics work in this world, in typical ghost fashion Sam and Taurtis were not able to touch or move anything, but they were able to interact with Grian, him being the only person who could see/hear/or touch them. Their only super natural abilities is being able to possess Grian.

Okay! Time for my Epithet Erased au!: Unlike what a pity this one doesn't have a name or a fanfic to go with it as said before i'm not exactly a writer but i have talked about it a bit before on this account along with posting the designs and general concept but i'll go more in depth here! As said in my original post this au was a co-creation with my best friend and sibling @brocolibean so go check bun out ^^ Unlike ‘What a Pity’ it was more lighthearted and comedy centric because it dealt with a bit more and also the original show is a comedy. This au didn't include the character’s epithets so they are all humans. This will also include talking about house each ghost died so if your uncomfortable hearing about that you might want to skip the ghosts portion Just like the original post I'll separate the story summary into 3 parts with intervals in between to talk about the ghosts. First we have the Banzai boys part of the story. Giovanni, Spike, Dark Star, Crusher, Flame Thrower, Car Crash, and Ben all decide to move into a house together so they could all easily split the rent since its close to their collage, the house, which they get for cheap, is aa very old house with sketchy history. But it's a huge house for cheap so they don't complain they encounter the ghosts very early on living in the house and they swear to figure out how they died so they can get their memory back! The ghosts, Molly, Sylvie, Trixie, and Pheonica have no memory! All they know is that there are ghosts! They are connected to the property of this house but if you where to get something- like perhaps a stone from the property the ghost is still technically attached to it therefore the ghost can go with you anywhere Speaking of- -Phoenicia Fleecity is one of the last ghosts to show herself, her body is found in the overgrown garden flowers growing over her skeleton, she is from the victorian era making her the oldest out of the ghosts though he death is the most mysterious -Molly Blindeff is the first ghost the group meets her decomposed body is found buried in the floorboards of the living room, found when gio decided that the house needed renovation and taking matters into his own hands, she died via blunt force trauma i will not be going into detail here because i'm still thinking of doing something with this au she died in the early 2000’s -Sylvester Ashling is the second ghost to show himself though he didn't want to, his body was found in the bottom of the pond in the backyard of the house in the garden. His body while it was decomposing and falling apart was still intact, bloated from drowning. Again i wont go into detail but this wasn't an accident time of death is unknown -Trixie Roughhouse is the third person to show themselves to the Banzai Blasters she is found in the bushes in the backyard her face disfigured from some sort of explosion unlike the others it seems like it was purely an accident, like sylvie their time of death is unknown Mera Salamin is the collages part time librarian nicknamed “the library witch” she started seeing her ghost after obtaining a neck bow with a blue pendant from a pawnshop she got it cause it was pretty and didn't expect a himbo to come along with it -Indus Tarbella is a ghost who is attached to the pendant and bow Mera wear it used to be his own until he was decapitated wearing it through he was properly buried he has no troublesome memories about what happened even after seeing his body he’s just happy to be with Mera Percival King is a security guard at the college and one of the best at that, she wields a story she got from a pawn shop as its her preferred weapon she takes her job very seriously -Ramsey and Zora both died by the same sword while fighting neither remember who wielded the sword, even after death they hate each other and hate being bound together even more Everyone ends up meeting and finding out they all have ghost hijinks ensue. The way ghosts work in this world is a bit strange I'll admit but it's one of my favorites. The ghosts can interact with the human world(menma style) but

they can only talk to the others who can see them (the Banzai Blasters, mera and percy) and the ghosts can interact with each other ghosts in this au attach themselves to an item or property that has someway to do with their death, the kids in the property, Indus it's the bow, and the sword duo is well, the sword Percy carries. As alluded to from before Gio and the rest of the boys end up carrying a bit of the property with them in the form of friendship bracelets four for each of them which makes 28 different bracelets so the kids can decide who to follow around for the day.i talked about how percy and Mera’s items work enough but i would like to mention that Indus does most of the heavy lifting around the library but becaus enoone else can see indus they assume she’s magical, the glowing pendant doesn't help.

The last two au’s i want to talk about are both dream smp au’s

though i've never talked about them online until now, again thanks to @brocolibean for letting me brain vomit my way through these au’s and helping me out with things i love them please check him out I'll be honest i'm so scared of this fandom so i'm afraid to talk about my au’s please be nice to me Also this is all roleplay and fiction!<3 The first one i'll talking about is the dsmp ghost hunters au Sam runs a company where groups of people hunt ghosts for money! Those groups being Phil, Technoblade, Wilbur,Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo Dream, George, Sapnap, Quackity, Karl Bad, ant, Skeppy, and Puffy There’s most likely more but there the only people i can think of at this moment The only canonical ghost being Schlatt This au doesn't have a proper story perse it's more about gags and stuff about the different character fighting over ghosts for money but the story stuff i do have- Sbi family dynamic is real here you can rejoice, Phil adopts Tubbo after his dad (Schlatt) kicks the bucket and fucking dies , Tubbo befriend’s Ranboo some mysterious teen who just desperately needs a job so he- and the rest of the Minecraft family help him get one- though they find out Ranboo isnt as human as he was made out to be and he finds out he’s this worlds version of angels called ender’s and he’s there to protect Tubbo and Tommy which explains why the more violent ghosts start being less violent at the arrival of Ranboo joining their team. Bad isn't human either being a demon his entire group know’s plus quackity. Quackity found out but squirting him with holy water through a water gun but don't worry he promised not to tell anyone; -) Bad and Ranboo know about each other because they see each other as their true forms The minecraft fam found out about Schlatt being a ghost through Tommy- despite Tubbo telling him not to- telling them from calling up and paying for them to investigate their own house saying “technically i didn't tell them” they ended up not getting rid of Schlatt though I'm not going to talk about how the ghosts here work because it's not super important to the plot

The second au is another ghost au where the main characters are ghosts themselves,

like the others its mainly lighthearted and comedic with dark attributes The plot surrounds the sbi family moving into a new house and Tommy finding out it's being haunted by two ghost’s. Those ghosts being Tubbo and Ranboo This au isn't fully figured out but I know that he found out he was haunted by sending a selfie to someone(possibly Drista and Purpled? Since there are only other minors who were part of the dsmp lore? But ultimately idk) and them being like “yo i didn't know you had friends” and him being like “?????” Tubbo died from a boiler exploding and Ranboo died from drowning (which are apparently my two favorite deaths) this also doesn't have an official story? It was just an excuse to make ghost designs with a bit of a story without the commitment As said before it's a sbi au but also a Dadschlatt au cuz I like Dadschlatt au’s. The main story bits i have are background stuff for Tubbo and Ranboo which ill elaborate now The house was originally meant to be just a summer home because it had a large lake in the backyard Ranboo’s family would go there often but that doesn't mean his family liked him very much because of his heterochromia, Vitiligo, and his height his family thought he was strayed from god and drowned him Tubbo died during sleep while Schlatt wasn't home either out drinking or just at work he came home to the house being partially blown up and his son nowhere to be seen he calls Puffy out of fear and she calls the cops. He moves away and most likely starts drinking a bit more. The house gets rebuilt and now the sbi live there hijinks ensue! The ghosts in this au work in a simpler manor only Tommy can see them unless a photo is taken but even then they are blurred, they can float and go through walls and their ability to touch things is limited Ranboo’s memory is worse then Tubbo’s but Tubbo’s isn’t much better.

below the cut will be designs and stuff be safe pal's- there will be minor/cartoony blood-

rip me exposing my old art on this account also i'm ripping these from my fucking amino account that i don't use but still have the password too

gonna do the original what a pity drawins first them ill show a more recent rendition because i hate the old drawings

these are the old drawins i hate them

then,,, i just drew them,,,,, fuck these guys/j

thses are the old sprite edits of these four! trixies design is the only one that really changed

the ded;-; i couldnt fit him on the page

there he is! ft indus and very much alive mera(who i cant figure out how to FUCKING DRAW-)

gay's get wilbur'd/j

they lookin for ghosts

the whole fmaily is here but its quality is shit

these bitches dead! good for them,,, good for them,,,,,,/j/rp

[raindropsbarzy]

hooked with u  - tyler seguin  pt.1

summary: two friends being eachothers fuck buddies and at the end, of them wants more than that

word count: 2083

warning: alcohol, weed (lol), vulgar language, mentions of sex

a/n: just a heads up, on this piece i’m writing for non white girls. specifically brown girls. and i might start doing it with my other writings too. i was inspired by numbers of gorgeous woc in my instagram lol so i thought, why not? okay, enjoy!

playlist to add the sexual tension

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Tyler is throwing a party at his place tonight after his team encouraged him to do it before the playoffs next week. And him, being the party animal that he is couldn’t resist that. So he took care of everything a few hours before the party, invited a few friends and now here they are.

He’s now leaning against the fridge and watching you from across the room with a small smile attached to his face. Not paying any attention to what his friends are saying at the moment.

You’re talking with a few of the team's girlfriends, looking as pretty as ever. Dressed in a simple black tight-fitting calf-length dress with a slit on the right that stops on your mid-thigh. Giving him a great view of your soft leg. Trade your usual air force 1 sneakers for a pair of silver heels and let your long dark hair fall back instead of putting it into a bun or a ponytail like you always do. His eyes trail up and down your body over and over, even stopping to stare at your full breasts longingly because honestly, that dress is doing a great job at complimenting your chest.

His heart swells when he sees you with his signature ‘TS’ snapback on your head. He does notice that you may have taken an interest in that specific material and loves to steal it but he doesn’t care. if others did it, he’d probably have a problem with it (even if it’s his sister) but he let it slide cause it’s you.

“You have been staring at her for God knows how long and it’s getting pretty disgusting so stop eye-fucking Y/N and talk to us.” Jamie interrupts Tyler’s daydream about you, making the others laugh in agreement,

Tyler shakes his head but a soft smile remains on his face, bringing the cold beer to his lips before taking a few gulps. “Fuck off, Benn.”

“Are you two dating or something? I mean, I’ve been watching the two of you for months now and you two sure are flirty as hell.” Bishop adds, knitting his eyebrows in curiosity,

He can only give him a shrug as his eyes stay fixated on you. Watching you throw your head back with a laugh, making his grin grow wider. “Nothing is going on between us.”

“Yeah yeah sure, not buying that bullshit.” Jamie snickers, nudging Bishop’s stomach with his elbow as if asking him if he agreed. “I mean I don’t blame you, she’s pretty hot. Wouldn’t mind getting a bit closer with her, if you know what i mean”

Tyler’s quick to crane his neck and stare at his friend, a deep frown forming on his forehead. “Don’t get any fucking ideas”

His tone is heavy and aggressive, not to mention possessive. His hand grips tightly around the bottle as the thought of Benn’s wanting to have you is making his blood boil. He may be his best friend, but when it comes to you, he doesn’t play around.

Jamie laughs, clapping his hand on Tyler’s shoulder. “I’m just messing with you, man. Well except the ‘she’s hot’ part because she is.” And Tyler is about to open his mouth to tell him to ‘back off’ but Jamie cuts him off. “But you know i wouldn’t do that, i’m your -- Jesus, stop glaring at me like that man, I’ll back off” Benn chuckles, shaking his head in disbelief at how protective he is of you (even though he isn’t your boyfriend).

“Yeah yeah,” Tyler waves him off, turning his gaze back on you. Winking as he sees you turn around and meet his eyes, seeing you giggle at him. As a response, you form your lips into a pout and give him an air kiss, accompanied by the ‘mwah’ sound just to be playful with him.

He chuckles, waving his hand at you before you turn your attention back to the girls. Leaving him only to stare at you again with a lovey-dovey smile.

“Christ, you’re whipped.” Bishop puffs out a breath, seemingly cannot believe that his friend is that hooked with you. And he doesn’t even know why (because he can’t tell what is going on with the two of you). “You never do this with other girls.”

“Of course i don’t. I don’t know them like i know Y/N.” Tyler defends, looking at his friend before sipping on his beer. “They’re just casual fucks.”

“How about Kate then?”

He groans internally, shooting daggers at Jamie who has his hands up in surrender. “That’s a long time ago, you sure you wanna bring that shit up?”

“All I’m saying is that you didn’t even look at Kate like you did to her,” He says as a matter of factly, pointing at the long-haired woman from across the room. “You’re definitely in love.”

Rolling his eyes, he shakes his head. “No, I'm not. We’re just friends. And yeah maybe i like to stare at her at most times but--”

“All the time” Bishop chimes,

He shoots a glare to his friend’s way before continuing, “But nothing is happening between us. Dude, she’s pretty as fuck. Catches me off guard sometimes and yeah sounds creepy if i said i like to stare at her all-time but can you blame me?” He defends, gesturing to you with his hand. He probably shouldn’t be straight forward and be too honest about giving you compliments right now but he blames it on the beers and couple of shots he took earlier.

The two men snort and laugh, exchanging glances with each other that says ‘are you seeing this?’ look on both of his eyes.

“Okay man, we get your point.”

Tyler relaxes, looking back at you again and he honestly can’t help himself. The way your dress is hugging your body perfectly, especially your backside and deep red lipstick you have on are doing things to him right now.

“Alright, i’ll talk to you guys later. Don’t destroy anything.” He says, putting down the empty beer bottle and starts walking over to your place without waiting to hear his friend's response.

He bites onto his lower lip as he gets closer, your eyes turn to him when you see him coming towards you. Smiling widely when his broad body softly pressing against your side.

“Ladies, mind if i steal this pretty lady for a while?” He asks, looking over at them while cocking his eyebrows.

They all smirk as if knowing what is gonna happen. “Of course, play safe kids.” The blonde-haired one wink at you before dragging the other girls away.

You chuckle softly at her, feeling Tyler’s hand around your waist as he guides you to his granite counter, leaning your back against it.

“Hi, Tyler” You smile at him, taking a couple sips of your alcohol beverage,

“Hello, sweetheart” He grins, keeping a firm grip on your waist as he stares at you intently. “You look so fucking beautiful tonight.”

Giggling, you try to cover your cheek so he can’t see you blush. “Thank you and you don’t look too bad yourself.”

You give him a once over, clad in a plain black tee that shows off a good amount of his tattoo sleeves. This is one of the things you find so sexy about him, he makes them so attractive without coming off wack. You like to trace your fingers across them.

“And I see you got my cap on, a sneaky little thing. I was looking for it this morning” He playfully scolds you,

You giggle again, poking out your tongue. “You know it’s my favorite thing of yours” turning the cap around on your head so it won’t block your vision

He arches a brow, pulling you a bit closer to him. “Really? I thought you said it’s my dick?”

Gasping in surprise, you smack him on the chest, causing him to release a loud laugh. “Don’t ruin the moment, Seguin”

“What moment are you speaking of?”

“Just doing this” You gesture with your finger, setting one of your palms on the table to keep you steady as the other grip on his shoulder “I really like being close with you.”

“I like it too. You’re driving me crazy you know that? Got the boys teasing me and shit because of that.” He murmurs, running his hand tenderly across your soft cheek in which you lean against it. “God, what is it from you that gets me like this, hm?”

Smiling at him, you shrug innocently. “I’m just very very convincing and alluring. That gets the men to keep falling on their knees as soon as I step into the room. Also, black magic. Did you know that I use that on you too?”

He chuckles at your return, obviously joking because he knows you like to add sarcasm to everything you say. That’s one of the reasons he likes you.

“Hmm” He smiles tenderly at you, unaware of the looks he’s getting from Benn and Bishop as they watch the two. “Anyway, why did you straightened your hair tonight? Not that i have any problem with it. But you said to me you’re laying off the heat though.”

“Wanna look extra extra pretty tonight for you. it was exhausted though, considering on how long my hair is” You laugh, finally taking off the cap and putting it on him as you run your hand through your locks. “Do i look pretty?” Batting your lashes at him.

“Stop playing baby, you know i always think you do” he leans a bit forward and peck your forehead. “And sexy as fuck too, Jesus. Why didn’t you wear this dress often around me?” He stares down at your dress.

“Because you prefer me naked around you.” You say in an obvious tone, seeing his eyes close and breathe out a laugh.

“True. You do look sexy when you’re naked though.” He states in a soft voice, his hand goes down to rest it against your plump ass giving it a squeeze. “Especially when i eat you out.”

“Easy tiger” You chuckle but secretly loves it when Tyler gets blunt with you in public. “You can have me later” you promise,

He groans, pouting at you. Resisting to give him a kiss on the lips. “When is later? I’m getting impatient baby.” Tugging you closer so your chest is pressing against his and he sneaks a glance down there. “And your tits are making it even harder for me.”

Throwing your head back, you laugh at his behaviour. “You have a party to host, you know? You’re being irresponsible if you want to leave just so we can fuck.”

“I don’t care, i want you right now. You’re making my dick hard the minute you stepped into the room. Don’t blame me for it.” He reasons, pressing his forehead against yours. “What do you say, baby?”

You tilt your head to the side, smiling up at him as you chew on your lip. Feeling yourself getting wet now that he’s looking at you like that. His eyes moving to your lips for a moment before looking back up. 

“Want to taste your sweet pussy” He whispers hotly against your ear causing you to shiver, “You bouncing on my cock as you scream out my name” he continues, 

You suddenly let out a soft moan, not realizing him smirking against your cheek. “You want that, hm? Get high while we fuck too, maybe?”

Nodding your head as you let out a hum, squeezing tightly on his shoulders as a sign for him to take you upstairs now. “Yes, please, Daddy”

Soon as the name slips out of your mouth. He’s a fucking goner. Body freezes and eyes turn into lust as he slowly retreats to get a good look at you. Your gaze saying that you are pleading at him so desperately for it. 

“Want you to fuck me. I need it, i’m getting wet for you”

His jaw clenches as he looks around, making sure no one is watching. Good thing, the people in here are too busy talking with each other, being drunk and dancing to Biggie’s ‘Big Poppa’. Mostly his friends because they are the ones he needs to look out for.

He looks back at you as your lips turn into a pout

“Mhmm, don’t worry. i’m gonna fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk the next morning princess”

*

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(next is dirty shit yall dont worry)

[lifeisintheleaks]

Uh oh

If I stand far enough from the mirror in the washroom without my glasses on, my acne scars disappear and the sunlight hits my face and eyes until my skin has that ‘post-coital glow’ and my eyes are blinded to look at the wisps of hair escaping my bun and twirling around my head in cowlicks and fuzz and devil horns. For a second, I can pretend to be that woman in front of the flashing cameras on the red carpet with the sun burning all the reality away. 

I feel a tickle in my vagina like a bubble of air slowly moving down and outwards and I hold still, was I reading in a weird position again? But the bubble is too slow, too solid, too real to be air and I realize, eyes wide open in shock. I was not gassy and horny and merely frustrated all day today, all at the same time. It was cramps. I bolt towards the toilet and yank my pants and my underwear down. I pull my long kurta up and bunch it under my breasts and sit down. It was too late. My dark navy blue underwear had darker spots. Wet patches everywhere I touched, far older than the last hour. I heave out a sigh and with the realization, the pain kicks in. I don’t want to deal with this. 

Last month, the depression and the anger and the pain and the bloated-ness and the over sensitivity lasted an entire week before the blood came. And pain so bad I couldn’t breathe right for a few hours. But today, I thought I was just horny while sitting wrong. I gasp and squeeze my stomach as I hear a drop fall in the toilet water below, staining it red as I could imagine. ‘One good thing about cramps’ I grunt softly as the pain rolled like waves crashing down my abdomen, my fingers slippery from the sweat I wiped off my upper lip and nose as I typed down the message from my friend on my phone, ‘is that the cramps give you the best shits of the month’. She replies with “oof/yes/the best” and I smile while hugging my knees as sweat crawls on my breasts, nose, back, shoulders, and my face. I don’t know how I’m breathing but it’s so that my ribs don’t push my stomach down on my uterus. I stay there.

My mother is outside the door asking me for something. I rejoice, as much as I could in this state and yell, “My underwear is in my pants on the chair, can you hand it to me”. It takes time but it gets done. There is something weird about sitting on the toilet with your bum out and opening the door to see your mum, no matter how much she doesn’t want to see this, handing you the underwear and the bright pink cloth pouch your menstrual cup came in. It feels weird because, I tell myself, if I were living alone, I would have gotten up, gotten everything without making a mess, without embarrassment, without any fear of having to clean up the mess if I made one, without the tension. She shuts the door before I could and I tell myself one day I’m going to have no one pass me my underwear or the cup when I need it and that will be okay. 

I bunch up my probably stained pants and my underwear and throw them in the sink. I take the mug and fill it up. My pads are upstairs, I’ll have to get them later. I put on the new underwear and bunch it up around my ankles so it doesn’t touch the floor. Any higher and I wouldn’t be able to sit like a man. Once the cup is filled I bring the back and the front ends of my kurta together in front of me and twist them into a braid which I then fold and tuck in my bra, there’s only so many hands I have, knowing it’ll wrinkle the cloth. And I get to work.

I take a big breath and hold it, and hold my knees open. With the mug of water in my right hand I wash my vagina with the left. On the first day there is always more slime, more mucous. Sometimes not even red. I wash my hair first, pinching the tips and washing off the blood in my hand with the water. Once the hair is clean I touch the outside of my vagina and it feels how I imagine seals would. Smoother than shaved legs. This one is so slippery, very difficult to wash, takes too much water. I resort to scratching lightly and it works, and feels good. My nails gently scrape the blood off of my upper thighs, under the hair. I always waste too much water on this step because scratching feels good. My lungs burn now so I move my mouth to my shoulder and breathe out. And before the smell comes back up I take in another big breath but I know this one can’t last long. The sweat drips down my eyebrow and I blink to avoid getting it into my eye, the sun etches reality back onto me. 

And then, with a third of the water left in the cup I put my index finger in and touch the walls, the right side first, going all the way to the back and then curling my finger and out. There’s a lot of blood, I wash it off with the water. I know I shouldn’t do this too much but I can’t help it again. Feels satisfactory to speed up the process. I am done when the water is. I lean forward, which always hurts because of how I am sitting and with my clean right hand, turn the tap on and let it fill. I take the cup out of the pouch with that single hand and give it over to my left. It is thick dry pink silicone. Like a squished ice cream cone with a ribbed tail stained red. I turn the tap off and lift the heavy mug back towards me, trying not to spill any. I wet the cup, softly squeezing it in my hand but it doesn’t really turn softer. I sigh and remember a few seconds (too) later that I don’t mind the smell now. 

I do my best so as to not drop the cup. With a finger I spread myself as much as I could. The rest are holding the bent cup as tightly as they can. Before it slips and pops back into its original position I put it where I hope the hole is and I push. It always hurts a bit, probably because I washed all the slime off but I wiggle it a bit and a few deep breathes so I get loose and about a fourth of it pops in. I usually think about my virginity during this moment and how unimpressive it really is to have things inside me as opposed to what porn and men made me think it would be like. The next five minutes is me pushing two fingers and the bent cup into me with as much pain as I can compromise for speed until ts more than half way in. Holding the cup secure with my four fingers I send the index in again, probing the corners where it folded in on itself and push it further in. Sometimes it never goes as deep as it can to avoid the the outer ribs of the cups chafing my walls but some days I am too tired to deal with it unless it hurts too much and I go back on the toilet and probe around to realize that somehow it’s in sideways. 

Once that’s done I wash the rest of me until the water’s finished again. I put the mug down and get up until I’m doing half a squat on the seat and shake a little to get rid of all the water. I pull my underwear up by my thumbs. It’s always too tight during periods. I flush and go wash wash my hands. Let the clothes soak for a bit before I wash the blood off them. I clean up the mess and go upstairs and get my loud bright huge packets of pads and shove them in the cupboard. I take one one out and go back inside the bathroom. 

I drop my clothes again and sit down, opening the pad, the wrapper crinkling, sticking to my fingers with the static. I stick it onto the sink. I like to save them so I have something to wrap the pads in before I throw them, the packets rolled neatly like tiny cigarettes. I open up the pad and grab my underwear to realize its wet. My hair soaked it through. Still I try to stick the pad on it, press it down, hold the sticky bits for a few seconds but it pops right back up. No different that sweaty underwear, the pad refuses to stay until I have tired for ten minutes and the wings are all bent and folded and stuck to each other. I consider how tired and hot I am. I could just sit on it until it stick but I know that won’t work. A little shift and I might as well be bleeding down my clothes again. Better yet have my hair stick to the pad when its dry and have it yanked out when I move. 

I fist my hands tight and clasp them together and stare real hard at the wall. There is a wiper to my left and I’m itching to throw it. Wreck the whole damn room. If there was a table in front of me I would have broken it. I hold it in, sitting like a man staring real hard at all the damn wetness. I am surprised by my own anger, I had forgotten I had it. And just as quick as it came, it’s gone. With nothing to show that it was ever there except for my clasped hands and all the sweat that I am going to be under for the next few days. No. I decide. The anger was real. And it means something. It means I will do what I want to do to give myself some comfort. I leave the pad and pull up my underwear, my pants still off, and march out and grab myself another pad and a new, dry underwear. It’s a less than ten second thing but my mom still stares at me. Quite hard. I storm back in.

I take off my underwear and put it next to where the first one was soaking. I put on the dry one, it’s a bit more expensive but thinner and less tight, stretched loose with all the pads. I sit down again and pull my knees open until its as stretched as it would be around my hips and I open the new pad and put it down and make it stick. I don’t like pads, that’s why the cup, even if sometimes it doesn’t really fit. Pads itch, they fold wrong. Sometimes I leak out around them and stain anyway. After a week they give me a rash. They do that weird sticking out thing at the butt and when you sit on them wrong they stick together and then its ruined. But I might leak around the cup, I might stain my underwear if I don’t wear them. 

So I frown the guilt down of wasting a pad, thinking of all the girls, the poor ones, the dark skinned ones, the ones that leap out from ads (thery’re always poor and dark skinned and the Indian ones have ribbons in their pigtails) and stories your friends tell of their roommates who wasted pads cause of spotting. I fold the pad as neatly as i would a used one and I wrap it up in the wrapper. I pull everything up and wince. Not at the cramps, or at the heat, at my head getting dizzy from dehydration or standing up, at my period-induced diarrhea that I know I’ll be getting in a few hours. The pad feels weird. I’m always frowning as I reach down and try to twist it to adjust the space between my legs but it takes the opposite shape bound to get stained at the sides and somehow the outside of my underwear rather than the actual pad first. I always frown cause now it’s time to walk out and deal with it again and have to hide it again even though mom can see. 

I walk out having forgotten all about the sun and how much hair I have and how my skin is because the pain is getting worse and the girl in the mirror is very much me and the cameras are very much still there in my mind and in the minds of those who think that pads should looks prettier getting marketed than felt being used and in the minds of those for whom I have to bury that innocently white clean pad in the trash deep down so that the loud ugly bright green wrapped does not peek out and the sun has etched this hidden blood on my face with the grimace and I think of the cameras and the shadows of my face and the shape of my eyes and the feeling of my hands clenched together. 

I think of what I will say to the man who asks me to smile. I will tell him that I am familiar with blood and that I can acquaint him with his own too. I will tell him that my period cravings will make me bite through his throat and gulp down all the blood I have lost until his spine is my teeth to wag as I reclaim the name he so fondly calls me: bitch. The truth is this anger feels good, the one that is spent on things not quite real, by bravery not quite our own. And it feels good to have my teeth and have my blood that I will not hide from the sun and from the cameras as I rewrite my introduction to my own body. This anger feels as pretty as I did before the blood came. But the blood came, and I’m still here and I’m still me. 

But the camera girl stands under a different sun. I boil under myself but this sun has pressed my tongue down and branded it with the truth of my body that others tell me I should know and silently suffer with. The sheer ridiculousness of how loud that daft wrapper is under my clenched fists. It has me thinking of my anger that I always must leash but never recognize as mine. I feel the heat of the sun but to be honest, blood is hotter than sweat. 

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you get excited when you learn you have to dress up? No. I’m a mess. I live in oversized graphic Ts and leggings cause I like it and it’s comfortable. I haven’t bothered with makeup in a long time. My hair is always thrown up in a pony tail, bun, or a braid cause it’s easy and I don’t have to deal with it. I don’t have the energy or motivation to get dressed up and put much effort into myself. *gestures at self* Clearly.  What brand of hair spray do you use? I don’t use any. Do you like it when guys wear hats? Sure. Burger King, McDonalds or Wendys? BK or McDonalds.  Would you rather visit California or Flordia? I live in California, though there are a few places I’d like to go that I still haven’t been to. I’d love to go to Disney World in Florida and check out the beaches there. 

What’s your ideal first date? Something casual where we can just chill and talk.  If you type for awhile, do your fingers start to hurt? My fingers and wrist used to cramp up when typing essays and stuff. I haven’t had to type that much in awhile. What do you smell right now? My pumpkin spice room spray. Chinese or mexican food? Mexican. Can you play the drums? Nope. Are you the type of person who would study for a test for hours? Yes.  If you were an animal, what animal would you be? A dog. If you were an instrument, what would you be? Piano. Do you hate when you’re in a good mood and one person ruins your mood? That does suck. Are there any movies coming out that you’d like to see? The Rise of Skywalker in December.  Where do you buy your underwear? Typically Kohl’s.  Do you watch the show Switched at Birth? I didn’t get into that one. Do you hate the usual 100 questions surveys? EX: Eye color I like to those sometimes. What’s worse: Rude people, two-faced people or fake people? All of them suck.  Does your house have a doorbell? Yeah. Do you know someone who has dropped out of high school? Yes. Can you juggle? Nope. Do you think you could run 3 miles right now? Noooope. What color was the shirt you wore today before changing? Black. Does it freak you out when random people wave to you in public? It doesn’t “freak me out”, but I think to myself like, “do I know them? Where do I know them from?” Can you do the dougie? Nah. If you were to get a pet turtle right now, what would you name it? I wouldn’t get a pet turtle. What’s your most hated commercial to watch? I don’t particularly care for any commercial.  Can you do a handstand? No. What was the last thing you charged? My phone. Without looking, what time do you think it is? 7:10PM. I was close, it’s 7:14.  Favorite album? I have a few. How many people named Josh do you know? Zero. When you were younger, did you believe you could fly? No. Favorite farm animal? I don’t have one. Have you ever been to a spa? No. Has your Facebook ever been hacked? Nope. On a scale 1-10 how relaxed are you right now? I don’t feel relaxed.  Do you spell gray with an A or an E? “A” is the American spelling, and I’m from America so I just spell it that way. I personally think it looks better with the “E”, though.  What’s your favorite name that begins with B? Hmm. How many of your friends on here are online? I don’t know. Apple cider or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate. If someone payed you $500 would you take a bath in milk? Sure, that’s not bad. I could put that money toward an upcoming vacation. How many people have ever said you’re perfect? HAHA no one has said that. Twitter, Tumblr or Facebook? I have and use all 3, but I like Tumblr best. Twitter is second. Do you enjoy having time to yourself? Yes. I need some time to myself. Can you do a cart wheel? No. How many apps do you have on your phone/iPod? A lot. Do you like Ed Sheeran? I like a lot of his music. Can you do ballet? Nope. When you were a teenager, did you used to say “I hate this house!”? Nah. Would you rather become an author or teacher? An author out of the 2, but I don’t want to be either. Are you ever jealous of your best friend? No. I’m envious of some things, though. How many people are you currently texting? Zero. Anything exciting coming up? No. What numbers does your password on here have? Nice try, but I’m not sharing that. This time tomorrow, what will you be doing? Most likely the same thing. Would you rather get money or gift cards for your birthday? Money. Have you ever been inside a recording studio? No. Would you rather visit Mars or Neptune? Neither. Just the idea of space freaks me out. Do you have Instagram? Yeah. Does it bother you when people keep talking to you and you want to leave? I mean, there are times where I’m just not in the mood to talk or I have something I need/want to go do.  Have you ever texted a landline phone by accident? I’ve done it purposefully before to see what happens. Have you ever spoken to a detective before? No. Do you like quotes about love or life better? Both.  Do you have any quotes on your bedroom walls? No. What color is your garage? Brown. Have you ever played laser tag? No. Have you ever been to Cedar Point? No. How are your grades this year? Do you think you have a good singing voice? Nope. I still sing along to my favorite songs anyway. Do you like it when people give you compliments? I mean, they’re nice, but I’m so awkward with them.  Do you crack under pressure? I do. Was your hair straight today? My hair is wavy.  Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Do you ever share things on Facebook? I share other posts that I like now and then. I very rarely post a status anymore. I mostly just go through my feed and “like” stuff. Do you pick out your outfits for the next day the night before or the AM? I just put something together at the time I get dressed. There’s a few times where I plan on wearing certain shirts, like right now cause I have a few Halloween shirts, same during Christmastime, and if I have a shirt for a movie I’m going to go see, but on a typical day I just throw something together. Do you wear earrings? I haven’t in years. Do you think Hershey chocolate is the best? I like it.  What do you have first period? Do people depend on you too much? No one depends on me. I’m not very dependable anymore. Have you ever been in love? Yes. Do you hate being sad? I love it. ... Is anyone you’re close to in the hospital right now? No. Do you have any cuts on you right now? Not that I’m aware. Do you like Steve Carell? Sure. I haven’t watched The Office, which I know a lot of people love and really like him in, but I like some movies he’s been in.  Is your wifi protected? Yeah. What did you have for lunch today? A sandwich.  How often do people write on your Facebook wall? Only on my birthday. Some of my family will tag me in things, though. Does your phone have a cover on it? Yes. What color was your swim suit this year? I don’t have a swim suit. How many bedroom does your house have? 2. Would you go swimming if it was 65 degrees out? No. I’m not much into swimming as it is. Favorite flavor of popsicle? I don’t care for popsicles unless we’re talking Otter Pops, in which case I like the blue, green, red, and pink ones. Do ladders scare you? No. Hot dogs or hamburgers? Hamburgers out of the two, but I’m not a big fan of those either. Do you have any pictures of you and your friends in your bedroom? No.

[tutuandscoot]

Totally agree @pennielane

Changing the lift was not a good choice- they lost so much speed and if they were going for a so called ‘more aesthetic’ position it really wasn’t, it kinda just looked like she was falling off (which bothered me because I can only count one time they have ever had a lift that legitimately didn’t go to plan- they are the lift King and Queen). Also, the fact that the original lift position was “ugly” (not my word) is what I love about it coz it was a bit shocking and looked exactly like what it was implying. Having her really hunch over and hide his head in the IE is what made the program for me.

I like the IE dress much better (also idk what was going on with her bun in the TE- I chose to believe someone else must have done it for her coz TV would not leave the house with a bun that bad done by herself).

In general it did seem slower. There were shaky moments, as with the SD as well. The last lift I think they went into it early coz you can see he brings her down and has to wait for the last note of the music to throw her back- coz if they had stayed in the lift longer it would have gone over the time limit.

This may seem petty to say, (and I don’t want it to coz I love Canada and cheer for them as much as my own country when it comes to… anything) but I kinda don’t care that they were shaky skates because I like to think that the team event was a rehearsal for the IE. I Know TS didn’t think of it as that- they were the team captains and wanted that gold for their team mates and themselves, but in the scheme of things it really was a practice. They were essentially Canada’s only hope at and individual gold in FS (also quick fact, since 2002, the only time Canada won gold in FS, TS were either on the team, or just WERE the team…. Anyway). Looking back, I don’t think regular people would’ve seen it but all the skating fans did as the momentum for VM grew during and after the TE, they went into the IE with EVERYONE behind them that there wasn’t room for the so called “rivalry” in the air. The improvements they made in that week off can be easily seen comparing the two skates. It wasn’t the media hype that pushed them over the line, it was getting to compete the programs in front of judges in that arena so the initial nerves were gone by the IE. It may seem selfish but I don’t think there was any chance VM weren’t competing both segments of the TE. For athletes like them it’s not a matter of ‘saving their energy’ for the IE, they were arguably the healthiest FS there (compared to the likes of the Russians at least). Putting VM in for both segments of the TE, knowing the 🇫🇷 weren’t competing was a guaranteed 20 points, and even more than that, ending the whole competition with VM- knowing 🇨🇦 had the gold, was the triumphant ending everyone wanted. Even if they had decided to put WP in, (not that this is an important factor) but the energy of the whole thing just would have died in the arse- WP and that horrible FD- finishing in probably 4th (behind SS, BS, CL), I don’t think that would have served well for anyone’s momentum. And again I don’t mean this to sound harsh, but everyone that competed for 🇨🇦in the TE placed top 3 in each of their skates. So it was so much more warranted they got gold coz everyone there was medal worthy- my issue with the team event, while it’s good for growing countries’ weaker disciplines, bothers me when a weaker competitor gets to medal riding on the backs of their stronger skaters, while they placed 4th/5th or even out of the final round. (eg the 🇯🇵 team in 2022)

So it’s not just that VM are my bbys and of course I want to see them skate every opportunity they get, but it was the right thing to do, both for the team but especially for them. They needed that practice. Even as the competition was happening, commentators were saying that this was the best thing for them to be training and competing at the games without any of their “rivals”/MTL teammates, sucking the air out of the building, making it all about them (in terms of the ice dance), becoming the story (not the relationship story the GOATs story) and having a practice run of those routines in competition. It’s not that VM needed that, but they deserved that and their gold medal prospect warranted that opportunity to lead the team and set a tone for the IE.

Tessa & Scott - Moulin Rouge, Team Event

[precious-nico]

i was tagged by @alzheimersparrotroute​ for 30 questions to knowing a person better! thanks!

i’ll tag @hanayoyos​ @danithepanda​ @viktuuri-on-love​ @quietanarchist​ @beastkonohaworld​ but y’all don’t hafta do this (or if anyone wanna talk about theyself y’all can say i tagged u or smth)

1.       Are you named after anyone? I was actually supposed to be named after my mother’s favorite celebrity singer dude, Andy Lau, but before I was born, like two people stole the name who the family knew, like one on my father’s side and one on my mother’s side so she was like Aaron’s fine too (so no).

2.       When was the last time you cried? Today because I was rereading Gash Bell and I got hit with the feels™.

3.       Do you have kids? I have a son and his name is Gash Bell and he is the best son ever he’s done so much he’s the best I love him he’s my son the best son ever my son and his name is Gash Bell, the golden boy, the light of my life, the best ever to exist ever in the world ever the most wonderful child in the world ever that there ever was the absolute best the greatest an all-star the most wondrous awe inspiring

4.       If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself? Probably? Because I try my hardest to become friends with people with similar interests and I have a lot of similar interests with myself.

5.       Do you use sarcasm a lot? I’d say I use quite a bit of sarcasm.

6.       What’s the first thing you notice about people? Tbh their noses.

7.       What is your eye color? Brown, but like a very dark shade of brown

8.       Scary movie or happy endings? Happy endings! 

9.       Favorite smells? Bread! Also nice soap! Also these chocolate buns my family buys from the market!

10.   What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? A few states over I guess?

11.   Do you have any special talents? I’m pretty decent at making edits and stuff. Also, I’m pretty good at petting dogs.

12.   Where were you born? Massachusetts.

13.   What are your hobbies? Reading manga, watching anime, playing games, petting animals, singing in my loudest voice to songs as badly as possible, collecting stuff (low-key hoarding), also stuffed animals.

14.   Do you have any pets? I have two dogs! Mikey and Leo!

15.   Do you have any siblings? I have a singular sister.

16.   What do you want to be when you grow up? I wanna work as a programmer but low-key I just wanna be a farmer or maybe like a mangaka.

17.   Who was your first best friend? This one kid named Timmy I knew in first grade before I moved to Georgia.

18.   How tall are you? 5′8 I think it was.

19.   Funniest moment throughout School? Idk if this is the funniest but it’s pretty recent, but I was doing a group project with this kid and he said he would start it, but it was sunday night and it was due monday so I started it and I did all the work correctly but I added a bunch of random pics, (like not even memes just strange pictures and gifs) and I presented it and it was really funny to me, and we had graphs, so I put the clip of that one nickleback song but its just the part where he;s like look at this graph and my teacher just burst out laughing and she kept playing it over and over again it was fun ( i can;t think of a funniest moment rn but w/e) (if anyone remembers the slide I had all the juicy;s in that’s it) (also the link bc i still have it and idk what to do with it) https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1SbPtFqns4sYi-FDtvUU7_K3N6-IgCe7wyjKjZqEM-pk/edit?usp=sharing (my partner added some memes but i don’t get them)

20.   How many countries have you visited? Just 2.

21.   What was your favorite/worst subject in High School? Favorite subject was computer science until senior year. Worst subject was computer science in senior year (I did great in that class but ahhhhHHHHHH)

22.   What is your Favorite drink? Animal? Perfume? Favorite drink is probably jasmine tea. Favorite animal is bunny. Favorite perfume Bamboo by Franc Olivier bc I bought it for my mom last year and I like how it smells and ts and it came with lotion and I could use the lotion,

23.   What would you (or have you) name your children? Idk probably like Gash or something( if I get twins they gonna be Gash and Zeon I hope they don’t have  a super intense prolonged fight ntil they become family again

24.   What Sports do you play/Have you played? None i’m a fragile child my bones are made of glass and my skin is made of paper.

25.   Who are some of your favorite YouTubers? I like CrazyRussianHacker, CowChop, a Japanese gamer called PockySweets, VlogAfterCollege, Ryan Higa, Jenna Marbles, mugumogu (the famous cat Maru), Superwoman,  いとくとら ikura(Japanese dancer), SlyFoxHound,  miomio3030303(a cute llil pom), like all the Hello!Pro groups .

26.   How many Girlfriends/Boyfriends have you had? 0 lol.

27.   Favorite memory from childhood? Discovering Gash Bell!

28.   How would you describe your fashion sense? Lazy, but comfortable, and also like sometimes a 5 year old.

29.   What phone do you have? (iOS v Android?) Android.

30.   Tell us one of your bad habits! Whenever I decide to do anything, I immediately start doing like 3 other things, i.e I started rereading the Gash Bell even though I’m trying to finish rewatching Nichijou and actually finish Gintama and finish the AssClass anime and FMA and also beat the endgame of Fire Emblem Echoes SOV, also get all the husbands and wives in Fates and Awakening and I need to properly throw away my stuff from High School, and also finish reading superwoman’s book.

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Lights Camera Action Song Lyrics – Mr Cheeks

Lights Camera Action Song Lyrics

Lights Camera Action Song Lyrics From Popular Hollywood Artist Mr Cheeks from Album.

This song is sung by singer ” Mr Cheeks ” in Year 2002.

Lyrics of Lights Camera Action :

im talkin to these yeah okay yeah ooh ooh this ones a vivrant thing lb gi one fam oh my bounce with me now big dawg hot im talkin this gone be somethin now mr cheeks who im talkin lights camera action okay get down now big dawg now one shot dealyea okay now im in the spot where i wanna be money spent gettin bent chicks in front of me just the way i like it hunnies turnin somethin i got a seat up in the cut and im burnin somethinbooties dancin round a and im killin one killin one from the top of the stash and im feelin buns plus im do low at a table im with this chick with a phat body and the ring up in her naveldances around she struts with the walk touches her toes and she can make her butt talk do whatcha gotta do i aint mad at chu know a lot of haters when they seen and as bad as youyous a real bad girl a need that sippin on ya henny askin where the weed at lemme put you onto somethin you with a big no frontinuh shorty turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksonuh turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksoni love the way its goin down she got the thongs on she started bouncin more once she heard the thong song them high heels got them calves lookin right too shorty come live with me for the night trueim only tryin to holla its only right you holla back so where you headed lemme follow that now word up i got plans for you its more than my tongue and my handsll dothe way you move to the music it make awanna take you up outta here go somewhere lose it and your physique is off the chain its gonna be hard gettin you off the braini mean we could take a drive in the x5 the way you boogie on the floor know that sex slide yous a dime piece im tryin to see somethin suck your ts and in your front and lemme squeeze somethinuh shorty turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksonuh turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksoni got a few hours left til a jet and im hopin that its you that a get hear them callin out ya name i geuss ya showtime getcha money shorty lemme see you pole climbtoes out back showin off the tattoo the dumb a had to snatch you lookin as good as ya smell pay your own bills ask officer cuz your pushin your own wheelsyea im feelin you tryin to see the deal with you whats goin on later on can i chill with you we can do anythin that you wanna do you know the way a nigga feel all i want is youget ya dance on love the way you make the moves with no pants on lets ride bounce to ya mans song lets get to goin its goin on before the chance gone next stopuh shorty turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksonuh turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksonuh shorty turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksonuh turn it around lemme see somethin with me for real its gone be somethin yeah im talkin lights camera action had me singin im sorry ms jacksonyo turn with me now do my thing hey swing with me now big dawg now one shot deal keep it tight and this is how we stealits that real its that new how we come thru mr sexy keep hot with us lets go get it tried to come get usback know my style got the booties in the back hey meanwhile we just and smokin and drinkin hey man what the is they thinkinaww wes high tonite well my said lets ride tonite we out in miami we in new york twist the cap pop the corkyeah shorty lemme see somethin with me and my team yeah its gone be somethin im talkin bout lights camera action had a singin im sorry ms jackson yeah oh sorry ms jackson shorty actin like she ready for some action

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I was tagged by @twothirtyams

FINALLY got around to it HERE:

Nickname(s): Energizer Bonnie. Bon Bon. Bon. The Bonster. Babe (Jake literally has called me Bonnie less than 20 times akdjakanan).

Gender: Lady gal. Tbh I would be agender because I just don't care but along that same vein I just don't care enough to explain that all the time/insist on pronouns. So. Respect to y'all who do. ✌

Height: 5′6″ (I'm the tallest woman in me or Jake's families but also like. Why am I not 5'11"+ akdjakajaj Kaylor's impact….)

Time: 5:47p CST

Where I'm from: Dallas, Texas. (I would specify the suburb but nobody outside DFW seems to kno lol.) Living in Austin, Texas for 21 more days though...

Hogwarts house: SLYTHERIN. Through and through. When I took the quiz at like 15 and got put in the opposite of Gryffindor I cried. But like. Now, I cannot imagine ever not identifying with everything about Slytherin. The ~dark side~ has never ever been appealing to me - I didn't even have an "emo phase" (I thought MCR was scary even) lol but. Ambition and cunning? Hell. Yes. Also Merlin was a Slytherin so. Dab.

Favorite show: Parks and Recreation has taken the top spot for yeeeears - but now it is tied with Crazy Ex Girlfriend. (I base a lot of my identity on kinned TV characters akdjakaj but ANYway.) 30 Rock close 2nd. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul are 3rd, shockingly. Bojack Horseman an unfortunate 4th but I kin Bojack in a negative way. Always, ALWAYS stan Avatar: The Last Airbender at #5. I have too many to list tbh lol so just check my TV tag.

Favorite animal: So preface: I only like female animals. Akdjakaja. JUDGE me as you WILL. BUT. Other than hyenas, female animals don't RAPE. SO! ANYWAY! Bunnies at a hard #1!!!! 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 Alligators, sharks, dolphins, elephants, horses/ponies, cows, pigs (lotta livestock akdjakajaba), cats, opossums, cheetahs, big cats in general, GIRAFFES (KK……) - I love animals a lot (from a sanitary distance akdjakajaj)

Favorite band/artist: I will not even count the obvious answer because that isn't fair. Other than her: Paramore/Hayley Williams, Ariana Grande, Lorde, Hayley Kiyoko, Halsey, Bastille, Troye Sivan, Harry Styles/One Direction, Rush (hate you Jake…), the cast of Hamilton and Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

…

...you can't judge me.

Song stuck in my head: Well I'm currently listening to Kung Fu Fighting akdjakaj but other than that Love Kernels has been stuck in my head for OVER A WEEK!!!!

Last movie I saw: Uhhh….tbh I really do not watch enough movies??? Honestly, it might have been Endgame?? God I am sad akdjakakja. Watched Crazy Ex Girlfriend 3× since June tho akdjakana

Last thing I Googled: murphy texas fourth of july concert

Other blogs: I've got a SHIT ton of saved URLs, but other than my temp hiatus blog @kaylor and its side blog @marvelousmidgesusie nah. Too much effort.

Do I get asks:Absolutely not. Never have never will akdjakajaj I'm good with it now.

Why this URL: Not to be like. Dramatic. But. After getting a canon URL previously and receiving 0 validation from it, I started this blog under the guise of like. Having just...a fun URL I can change whenever just to enjoy. So, when the lyrics were leaked, I jumped on this bitch because it was fun! And I'll probably change it again once Lover releases.

Number of blankets: Oh my God. Over 10. Too many.

Followers: Little over 125 I think.

Following: Idk. Maybe 200?

Average amount of sleep: I have been working pretty hard to make it at LEAST 8 - but that never fucking happens aidhakan 7-6 usually and it makes me MISERABLE.

Lucky number: 187, and any combination thereof. I know. Weird. But. On birthday turning from 7 to 8, July 18th (7/18), I decided that was the best day of my life, and that was my number. Do I remember anything about that birthday? Absolutely not. But. The number stuck. It shows up in my life a lot. From random (187 on a bus or on a utilities panel driving by), to mildly interesting (my license plate just has 718 or reblogging/liking things that equal combos of the numbers a lot), to really freakin' weird (the number my mom has had for almost 30 years ends with 0718, my Jake's birthday just happens to be August 17th 8/17). So. Idk. I just wike it.

What am I wearing: Tee from a coffee shop, A&M workout shorts, sports bra, crap underwear, and my heart on my sleeve.

Dream job: For my entire life, it was working in film, most recently being an editor. But within the last few months, in a dramatic turn of events, my ideal job would be doing what @tree-paine does: being the publicist of clientele in media, music, film, sports, maybe even politics. Idk.

Dream trips: Jake and I have an elaborate dream of traveling down the Alps from Frankford to Austria to Switzerland to Mulan and ending in Verona. Additionally, I am desperate to take Jake to NYC, LA, Boston, and San Fran. Would love to visit almost every hotspot in the US (Chicago, Atlanta, NOLA, Southwest, Pacific Northwest, Disneyworld, Colorado, Alaska, etc). Also VANCOUVER, lots of East Asia, lots of Europe, Giza, Jerusalem, South Africa - but I have literally never been out of the country and am TERRIFIED of flying let alone over the OCEAN. UM. I just want to be well traveled man lmao.

Favorite food: LOTTA shit I am NOT picky, but tops for sure: cinnamon rolls, cheeseburgers, pizza, mac n cheese, blueberries, pasta in general, sushi, and Jake's aglio e olio/veggie nachos.

Instruments I play: Lol. As if. I spent almost $300 on a keyboard but have been too depressed to try. Maybe someday. Have also been dying to sing for 23 years…

Eye color: Very, VERY light blue. Whenever I am in public, people lose their SHIT on the daily when they see my eyes. But for me like. Blue eyes be creepy. Lmao. I really want green/hazel eyes but like. W/e. So it goes.

Hair color: Naturally this dark, awful shade of ash blonde. But I've been coloring my hair since middle school, and for the past 5 or so years it has been a natural ginger copper. I dye my brows too, people think it's really because I am such a cracker ass white gal akdjakanakan

Aesthetic: Check my "aesthetic" tag lol. Idk. Peach/salmon tones. Farm animals. Florals. Dresses with sneakers. Women. Taylor Swift lyrics over pastel backgrounds akdjakaj. BUNNIES. Shots with a lot of negative space. Mornings and coffee and eggs and pancakes. Waking up next to Jake. Texas hill country. Cowboy boots worn right. Snow. Christmas. Idk. Just like. Look at the "moodboards" tag too akdjakaj.

Languages I speak: English, do you see my lily white ass akdjakajaj. I can speak Spanglish well enough to get through a transaction or vaguely pick up words but that is IT. Would love to know Cherokee, Korean, German, and whatever the hell Australians are saying tho.

Most iconic song: One time, I had a dream that I wrote my senior thesis on why the song "Red" was on the level of modern icon/classic as songs "Don't Stop Believin'", "Livin' On A Prayer", "Smoke On The Water", etc. I was insistent the opening notes were on the same level as "Immigrant Song" aodaajakaja. And I was SO passionate about it I WOKE UP CRYING AKDHALAJAKKAAJ.

Anyway.

OTHER than that, this is 100% subjective and to me personally but: Tim McGraw because those opening notes are just nostalgic as hell; Out of the Woods because when that leaked I was just starting to get back into TS and I put on my headphones and covered myself in a blanket and closed my eyes to be fully into it and oh my God...it was immersive, I will never forget that feeling; IV Sweatpants by Childish Gambino, because it was the MOST PLAYED SONG OF 2018 on our Spotify akdjakajaj; My Shot/Wait For It from Hamilton because they have both inspired and driven me to feel like I can take on the fucking world; and A Diagnosis from Crazy Ex Girlfriend because it changed my life and I have listened to it more times than I can count.

When I created this account: A few months ago. I am changing my person this year, and starting fresh with how I present my online persona was an important part of that process for me. But I have been on Tumblr on various accounts since 2010/11 lmao.

Best memory: Getting moved to the front row at my first TS concert, the 1989 Tour; so, so many things with Jake, years of memories; getting my bun; reconnecting with Sarah; a lot of SXSW 2018; my 20th birthday.

Best pun: The first thing that comes to mind is a post I reblogged earlier about how Lyra from The Golden Compass does not have a moral compass in the metaphorical sense and I said, "I mean. She has a compass. She quite literally very much has a moral compass." I thought I was funny lol.

Random fact: I finally got diagnosed with BPD! And I've lost 20+lbs this year (getting healthy, it's a good thing)! My closet is color organized by item!

I tag:

@kayspiracy @jake-from-state-farm-school @toastedcoconutchips @vagabonds-and-troubadours @grizzlybairparty @thefuckingstory @pictureofsoph1sticatedgrace @his-dark-memerials @taylorswift

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Dr. Travis Stork shares his tips for a healthy, happy year

For the cold and flu season, The Doctors host Dr. Travis Stork has joined Merely Salty to share the information about the product, and also we were invited to join him on the set of their industrial shoot in midtown Los Angeles.

Not only is Dr. Stork clever, he's additionally easy on the eyes! We chatted with him going all of your top wellness concerns right currently. Look into his suggestions for making it through this high-alert cool period with your health intact.

SheKnows: So, Dr. Stork, see us a little about the industrial you're shooting.

Dr. Travis Stork: We're shooting a commercial for Arm as well as Hammer Merely Saline. It becomes part of what I've been doing to assist promote all-natural therapies for the cool and influenza. Individuals know that I'm a huge follower of saline nasal mists. When you're ill, there are points you can do on your own that typically aren't visiting hurt you. Nasal watering is highly underrated. If you went and also searched in my bag, that's just what I have. Everybody around us appears to be sick.

SK: Once you are ill, exactly what are your leading tips for understanding better?

TS: Get lots of remainder. You desire to make certain that you're well-rested so your immune system could have a fighting opportunity to combat off the chilly, the influenza, pneumonia, whatever it is. Consume great foods: I call it the rainbow. A supplement is not going to obtain you much better. If you eat the rainbow of foods, you're really giving your body the nutrients that it requires. And also hydration: If you're remaining hydrated, then you are doing a much better work of doing the straightforward points like keeping your nasal flows moist.

SK: So you don't support any kind of supplements like vitamin C in order to help you heal quicker?

TS: I want the proof pointed in the direction of an enchanting supplement around, as well as if you enjoy the news or commercials you would certainly think that heaps of supplements assist, yet regrettably the evidence simply isn't really there. So if you desire to provide on your own the finest shot of getting over the cool or the flu, do it when you go shopping the peripheries of the supermarket. When you enter, acquire those fruits and also veggies. Those are the supplements you need.

SK: February is heart wellness month. Exactly what are the worst behaviors a female could have for her heart?

TS: It's the three'S's that you want to prevent. Cigarette smoking, obviously. [Following is] sitting. Women who rest all day long are actually putting themselves in jeopardy not just for heart condition, yet diabetes mellitus. We're finding out more and also much more that the more you can hop on your feet, the more you could move around throughout your day, [the much better it is for your wellness] The only reason I'm sitting today is I've been standing up for 5 hours directly while we were taping this commercial. The more you can be on your feet, the more calories you're burning and you're [additionally] providing your heart a great refined workout throughout the day. Stress is another substantial ['S' to prevent] Surprisingly the a lot more inactive you are, the more stressed you just may end up being, too.

SK: Valentine's Day is also in February. Just how do love as well as marriage influence your health?

TS: I assume time is revealing that it's all about the partnership. It's not always the organization of marital relationship, it's 'Are you in a healthy and balanced partnership?' The data plainly states if you're in a great, healthy and balanced relationship you most likely will live much longer. You possibly will be healthier. The most important everything is if you're in a connection, support one an additional. Not just emotionally, but in regards to your physical wellness. Those are the marriages where individuals live longer as well as they're happier.

SK: Weight reduction is always a hot-button subject, especially in the new year, as well as you're constantly finding out about the following crash diet. Just what are the top 3 worst fad diet regimens that you've heard of?

TS: So can I be entirely straightforward? I ignore crash diet. I listen to a lot of crash diet reoccuring that I place earmuffs on. If you listen to the word 'craze' and also 'diet regimens' together, it's possibly bad for you, which's practically across the board. Healthy and balanced living and healthy and balanced eating is not a craze. Healthy and balanced living, healthy consuming, does not constantly sell.

SK: So exactly what kinds of foods do you recommend?

TS: Organic food. You do not should consume like somebody back in ancient times, where all you're eating is nuts and also berries. It's not also so much what you're consuming, it's how you prepare it. If you're visiting make a hamburger, go with grass-fed beef. If you intend to actually place it on a bun, placed it on a whole-grain bun that's a bit lighter in calories. As opposed to mayonnaise, usage avocado. Use things that are adding health to whatever you're consuming, as opposed to removing from it.

One of the reasons I partnered with Simply Brackish literally is the concept is keep it easy. Great health is basic, as well as the more we complicate it, the harder it is to achieve

Be sure to catch even more of Dr. Stork's wellness pointers daily on The Doctors, inspect your regional listings for day and time.

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