#i want to get off mr bones wild ride

[pangur-and-grim]

[straightedgesavior434]

I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. … Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.

[some-tiny-dragon]

This is a combo I call "Mr. Bones Wild Ride"

[cold-open]

dorohedoro central department store arc

[inkkapped]

shit sure is a goddamn fuck

[schistcity]

took me months to do it but i finally finished sabaody and now i think i need to be on a watchlist

[the-avaricious-meddler]

Mr Bones (A story of something long-dead, remembered in its remains)

-It/its pronouns -Northern Ghost Bat -Collects the stories of dead things via their remains -Can see the stories of the dead -Constantly on the verge of outcast -The Tower of Ash and Graves is waiting for this to occur so she can take it in as a replacement for Mr Spirals -It is aware of this, and is trying to avoid that, but is also aware it may eventually have no choice

[glucose-gay]

fried rice: a tale of hubris

[samwiselastname]

agile methodology is when you have one team that sets the pace for all the other teams, and they're building some hulking, bureaucracy encrusted processing system that is constantly on fire, and they cancel every single sync every week and force you to also cancel your scrums, because we have to put out the fire guys, but we can only put out the fire for like, a week at a time, we're fighting this rolling schedule of inevitable fires, because they cancelled all the syncs and did not loop anyone else in on design conversations, because the project is on fire, and we have fix the project

[bilbao-song]

last night(?) i didn’t even fall asleep until like 6:30 am. the sun was up and the birds were outside taunting me

[torse]

[gubbles-owo]

the sexbots have finally caught wind of me reporting/blocking them each and every time they start following me so they have started DMing me instead.

(on a more positive note, this pic is from some helicopter lure instructional video over on archive dot org, check it out! there's some wild stuff on there)

[air3d3lalm3na]

Just another day of conservative plants doing their work to Pied Piper young people online. Or people who were raised by dumb far righters to where they do their work for free and you struggle to even tell the difference between the two. In the end they achieve the same stupid goal. And the people eating it up fully convince themselves that they’re intellectual freethinkers, “doing their own research,” just like their MAGAnut families who scroll QAnon facebook. Ugh.

[knightintarnishedarmors]

Why does pink Whitney taste the way expo markers smell?

[mrironbrain]

anyone have any tips for staying off of twitter because i genuinely cannot make myself stay off of it

[chartoris]

I'm not addicted. I can stop making spooky songs whenever want to.