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Trump has no authority, so let's start framing his actions as illegal from the first mention.

"Trump illegally offers severance..."

See how easy that was?

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get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

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Car accents 🐈😺

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Today's Seal Is: His Wiggles

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guy who scrolls through tf2 fanart and silently shakes his head in disapproval every time he sees a drawing of poor gun safety

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lesbian anglerfish must be doing cronenberg shit to eachother in the ocean #yuri

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this wasnt even supposed to be a junpscare 

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the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

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Belphie is so annoying

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

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Precious Wentletrap aka Staircase Shell (Epitonium scalare), family Epitoniidae, Exmouth Gulf, Western Australia

Marine snail.

photo by Aqua Research & Monitoring Services

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Wompoo Fruit-Dove (Megaloprepia magnifica), male, family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, QLD, Australia

Photograph by Jun Jose

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Pikmin creachers

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