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sorry i can’t talk right now i’m busy looking at images of a guy online

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🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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Got excited about Elwood’s bounty of whiskers until I look at my other rabbits and realized that perhaps they are not so bountiful after all. But I thought maybe someone with an equally unwhiskered beast might be able to appreciate them

they worked so hard to grow these shit ass whiskers

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The thing about people saying "masculinity is a prison" and "femininity is a prison" is that both can be true and untrue simultaneously:

anywhere is a prison if you're locked inside.

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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

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“Ugh this prominent women in the Lesbian movement turned out to be a bisexual” “ugh this famous lesbian transitioned into a man” “ugh this queer romance writer turns out to be ace” “ugh this cis feminist author ended up being nonbinary” “ugh this writer on masculinity transitioned into a woman”

Oh no! We might have to recognize liberation as an interconnected intersectional struggle! Ahhh!!! >.<

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It never ends.

Own this BCV original.

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hard to pick the worst quote from this

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the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65

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on being yourself

@ brainsoupp_ on twitter// @stmichaelthearchangel// @ cybermrcury on twitter// @throughmy-eyez // @ shellerina on twitter// @caesarsaladinn// @ nelsoncj4 on twitter // @ heimberg_a on twitter// make your own kind of music by cass elliot// @ soledadfrancis on twitter// ? // @ sourcenectar on twitter// @superorganism

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CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

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