#i want this woman carnally.
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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YEAH, I’M, ONCE AGAIN, SO VERY NORMAL AND HEALTHY OVER THIS PIECE. KURI, I YELLED AT YOU ALREADY, BUT I JUST. [clenches fist and whimpers softly]. Her. Look at her...🥺 I’m so, so, so helplessly in love with how you made her eyes—both the foxy shape and the amber color! THE COLORS. You managed to HIT the nail right on the head because this is precisely Jia’s palette, these warm, autumn-like shades, and I ADORE the way she has this orange aura around her too! Looks like a fire cloak?! 😭 ALSO, THE PRIMROSES... 🌼🤲🥺 AND THE CUTE LITTLE FRECKLIES. AND THE MUSCLES, I’M COMPLETELY UNRAVELED—
Laat Dovahkiin - Jia
For @bougainvillea-and-saltwater
#i want this woman carnally.#look at her... my beautiful babygirl so GORGEOUSLY done by such a talented artist! i seriously can’t stop looking at it#also can i just say how my heart is warmed when my friends like The Idiot so much? 🥺 i’m SO grateful y’all love her as much as i do......😭#oc: jia#art
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i'd like to think in this scene as kakania gets teary over isolde, hofmann is in her seat pointedly ignoring what's happening and there's this split-second moment between her and marcus meeting eyes and silently greta convinces her to comfort kakania.
hofmann's thoughts go something like "hm, letting marcus have hands-on experience on how to deal with emotions running high in a controlled environment is a good decision to make. also. this means i won't have to partake in any of this woman's complicated relationship drama with isolde dittasdorf.
god im not touching that with a ten foot pole as much as i can."
later does she know she gets roped into it in the worst way possible
#kakania#marcus#greta hofmann#reverse 1999#certified storm moments#1.7 spoilers#chapter 6 spoilers#the scene before this was genuinely so funny i was wheezing like a sick hyena#marcus pointing out the discrepancy between the ticket sales and people in the theatre. greta saying 'this must be the work of manus' and#kakania laughing at her and excitedly infodumping about theatre and isolde. hofmann vienna's most unimpressed woman and saying#'i dont understand any of that. you people are more insane than manus.' then proceeding to read tosca's premise in the most dry#and droning voice known to man to the point kakania yells 'HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT BORING???!' and becoming isolde's#no. 1 defender despite what happened last chapter. their beef is hilarious i want hofmann carnally#huh wait what who said that
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one thing i love so much about Janeway is just how insanely loyal she is. I love it when characters take a normally positive trait then drive it to the extremes to the point where it's not really positive anymore.
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microdosing on the tlt tag has been earth-shattering because it came with the revelation that my experience of being siren song'd into finally reading the series by ianthe tridentarius's abject dysfunction only be dashed against the rocks of her unanticipated tenderness was not universal
#the locked tomb#i was smitten with this woman on sight. are you telling me people had to be begrudgingly endeared to her. my morals folded like hot toffee#before her ghastly scheming vriskagirl visage#she tore chunks from naberius's arm w her teeth and i swooned. i had to put the book down and pace it out. i never wanted her more carnally#i experienced the entirety of the second book as a romance novel. i knew about griddlehark but nobody warned me abt how substantial#harryanthe was and i simply had to take their toxic yuri chicanery on the nose with the force of a planet imploding#my unrelenting lust for ianthe tridentarius had people concerned for my future romantic prospects#mine#sorry gideon i am hashtag team ianthe because it's so much funnier to root for the woman who got the patented cheek-kiss-rejection and stil#went on to pettily squabble w her situationship's ex-situationship while actively besieged by planetary murderghosts
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btw i still haven’t gotten over how sassy lena was in ep 22
#something about the way she informed gwen that she was being demoted AUGH#i want this woman carnally. or platonically. or idk#ill cook and clean for her ill do anything#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#magnus protocol#lena kelley
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everything about @vendetta-if mc is so hot
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@jscwrites (hope everything going on with your acc is fine now 😭)
#vendetta if#my art#you ever see a woman and hope she’ll step on u if u ask#idk why but ash's fire is so funny to me 😭 like it's somehow aggressive#i originally gave them a lighter but i remember they have fire powers#i want her#carnally#happy early pride month to me <33#pls don't mind the file name i didnt know what else to name it#i will never know how to draw hands
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This proves how weak I am- if any man did even HALF the shit Andy does for Fuko I would folded.
#shitpost#shitposting#undead unluck#fuko izumo#andy undead unluck#he said that’s my woman and I wanted him carnally
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finally caved and started reading all for the game. two chapters into the foxhole court and what kind of gay fucking shit is this! also did not know there were sports in here
#idk whats going on i thought it was like the raven cycle with magic and shit its called the foxhole court??? no fae???? what the fuck!!!#and i cant understand whats happening with the sports. i didnt get it. i hope i dont need to i just know kevin is top dog of the bad dogs#neil is mid mid except hes got a death wish so they want him carnally???#ill be reading it super slowly bc im busy but i can feel it slowly turning up the heat on my brain cells as i read. they are burning.#ive got naught but ten#and neil's not neil but he is and he has a bag of secrets he's hiding in someone else's closet like okayyyy go off author fuck whats the#authors name.... nora sakavic FUCK I SHOULDVE KNOWN NEVER TO TRUST A WOMAN NAMED NORA#i dont know...i dont know.... but also the only gay neil i know is the one from dead poets society and its hard to separate the two rn#is the rest of the book going to be like this what did i get myself into. am i mentally prepared#bc i wasnt for trc and it FUCKED! ME! UP! im STILL insane#ugh. ugh. anyway. way gayer than expected. also at one point someone asks ''how safe is safe'' and MY DISAPPOINTMENT#when the answer wasnt safe as life? immeasurable. in fact i had to close the book. went to study accounting.#ACCOUNTING. HELLO?? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME IN HERE???#the tree speaks#all for the game#aftg#what are yalls tags?#neil josten#the raven cycle#trc
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Just caught up on WBN and I am having Completely Normal Thoughts about Grimore, Witch of the Wild Hunt.
#completely normal and extremely carnal thoughts#LISTEN I just want her to bite me as hard as she can without killing me is that too much to ask??#she's covered in blood and has a deep raspy voice what more could you want from a woman??#worlds beyond number#wbn#worlds beyond number soilers#wbn spoilers
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Also this isn't new information but my GOD the npcs this campaign this season in general are soo,,, like ZARA AND KALINA??? YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL LESBIANS OUT HERE IM ON MY KNEES PLEADING FOR THESE WOMEN 🙇🏽🙇🏽🙇🏽🙇🏽
Idk there's just something that about the way he does those voices that just,,, get me because HOW
#dimension 20#fantasy high#d20#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#zara sool#kalina#OBEY ME??? ANYTHING FOR YOU MS ZARA IM ON MY KNEES#not a woman but garthy o'brien was everything to me in season 2 the representation i NEEDED#and also i want them carnally
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im going to bite a man. why is that old woman so FUCKING attractive
#musings#SOME DAY I WILL CONTRIBUTE TO THE BG3 FANDOM ECOSYSTEM CONSISTENTLY AND COHERENTLY#WE ARE SOOOOOOOO NOT THERE YET BESTIES I WANT THE DRUID WOMAN CARNALLY
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the hofmann siblings’ tired eyes and scruffy-haired swag has deeply captivated me. may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become the petrol in the car that took their mother to the hospital to give birth to them
#enigma#greta hofmann#reverse 1999#is it genetic or have these bitches never seen a hairbrush in their lives#if you've been following me around for some time you might've seen my 1.7 liveblogging and how much i carnally want that old woman#but unfortunately. well.#i don't want to talk about it.#certified storm moments
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I'm the world's first transmale autogynephile
#chernikocore#i mean. i dont agree with ag.p as a concept but also i cant stop picturing myself as a woman#what would she be like? hot? would she be hot? i bet she'd be hot#i want her carnally#high femme.... maybe more gross n loserish... maybe super masc.... all sound nice to me. as long as its me
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Hey (waves), since you are a DILF woman, what's your opinion on Bowser? Do you have a DILF tier list? What's your opinion on people who label older men as DILFs despite the fact that they do not have kids?
Thank you for your time. Have a good timezone ^^
I AM NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!
continuing on, the dilf at the top of my list is springtrap in fct he is the only dilf on the list b/c i think hes the only chrcfer i hve evr wnted 2 fuck sincerely
hmmm i think tht in order 2 be a dilf you must be an old man and thats it. ive never thought of it as a strict definition
#spacie splains#sorry 2 yell at you lec but i am not a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#never have i ever wanted a character so carnally as i want sprongtrap
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I’ve been playing Limbus Company a bit. Here’s Outis, mid-battle
#yes yes I know the anatomy and the hands are a mess#limbus company#outis limbus company#outis lcb#art#digital art#shitty middle aged woman save me…… save me shitty middle aged woman#i want her carnally#who said that
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