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marzipan-alligator 22 hours ago
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hey i just realized something,
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marzipan-alligator 22 hours ago
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my prophet and I
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marzipan-alligator 23 hours ago
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goodreads reviewers aren't human
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marzipan-alligator 23 hours ago
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hi jon! i was already working out a TSV map for my own purposes and since you mentioned the Map Difficulties in the q&a i thought i'd share my personal solution. the river has twin mouths :)
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this would make hayward's "there's only two directions to travel along the river" comment complete nonsense but on well.
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so carpenter and faulkner travel upriver in season 1 (it changes to downriver when they go from marcel's crossing to bellwethers but there's no avoiding that) and then the withermark blackflows carpenter upriver until she eventually washes downriver into its south branch. carpenter travels upriver again in season 2, and further still in season 3 until she's picked up by hayward. faulkner follows carpenter downriver on the north branch at the end of s3.
it kind of makes it so the river is a pair of jaws trying to close around glottage which i think is fun
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i loved the q&a. hope you're having a great new year!
This is a perfect thematic and practical solution, thank you so much (what does Hayward know? Nothing, that's what). I'm going to quietly tell myself this was what I intended all along.
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marzipan-alligator 23 hours ago
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Walt talking to Jesse - "you HAVE to move on from killing a completely innocent man. the past is the past! it had to be done! And it might have to be done again. you just have to get over it and look to the future and not dwell in the pain of the past. now pull yourself up and do what I say"
vs Walt thinking about his own situation - "my college roommates from 25 years ago MUST SUFFER FOR THEIR SINS AGAINST ME"
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marzipan-alligator 23 hours ago
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guys don't worry about ai anymore
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I have had the time of my life with you. But we are bad for everyone around us. Other people suffer because of us. Apart, we're OK, but together ... we're poison.
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marzipan-alligator 23 hours ago
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This is my Pistorius design btw
He has a black inverness cape too, so one day i looked at him and thought: wait
Dante from Huntik?
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no it doesnt make sense i know sh
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marzipan-alligator 23 hours ago
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I鈥檓 planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year
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marzipan-alligator 2 days ago
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I'm currently trapped inside a cursed sudoku puzzle you have to solve it to free me
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marzipan-alligator 2 days ago
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smarter things have also been done in the name of lesbianism but that's neither here nor there at the moment
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marzipan-alligator 2 days ago
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better call saul: gritty 90s anime ova edition
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marzipan-alligator 2 days ago
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Twin Mouths
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i鈥檇 appreciate that, thank you!
I鈥檝e been thinking of making The Silt Verses into CDs and found that you had done it (really cool art for the booklet btw!) and I was wondering where/how you downloaded the episodes to your device? Sorry if this is a dumb question lol
hello lesbian better call saul
thank you! i downloaded them from acast, and then used audacity to trim off the ads. audacity is a free program :3 i have all of season 1 downloaded and trimmed on my laptop, if you're interested i could put them on google drive or something and send you the link to save you some work
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marzipan-alligator 2 days ago
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i adore the breaking bad scene where all the guys at don eladio's place drink the poisoned tequila and start dropping dead because we the audience understand that this is an act of revenge that gus has been planning for years to avenge the death of his business and romantic partner, but jesse was never told any of this so he just got brought to a baller pool party by his new scary boss, a hot girl sat on his cock, and then everyone started dying and shooting at each other while he just stood there like
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