sparklyshakespeare
sparklyshakespeare
shakespeare barbie ♡
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Shakespeare academia’s resident post-ironic bimbo!! “human glitter gel pen”⁺˚⋆。��� sparkly pink girl on website with opinions ✩。⋆
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sparklyshakespeare · 9 hours ago
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King Lear performed in the fire-damaged ruins of Teatro Municipal de Lima (c. 1999), conceived by architect Luis de Longhi
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sparklyshakespeare · 17 hours ago
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[Have a lesbian marriage]
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sparklyshakespeare · 1 day ago
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King Lear performed in the fire-damaged ruins of Teatro Municipal de Lima (c. 1999), conceived by architect Luis de Longhi
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sparklyshakespeare · 2 days ago
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bring back hennin 2025
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sparklyshakespeare · 3 days ago
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gender-changing shakespeare, especially when the production originally cast your role (which was written as a man) with a man, is fun because it unlocks ✨new dynamics✨
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sparklyshakespeare · 3 days ago
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Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.
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sparklyshakespeare · 4 days ago
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i’m GAY and a LANCASTRIAN
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sparklyshakespeare · 5 days ago
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the battle of bosworth field” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the ghosts of the people I murdered
My buddy Norfolk pacing: lord Stanley is lying to us
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sparklyshakespeare · 6 days ago
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The opening of MacBeth…
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sparklyshakespeare · 6 days ago
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lydi lydi lydia ironically…me unironically…xoxo
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Omg why did my mom just text me this 😭😭😭
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sparklyshakespeare · 10 days ago
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They should do an immersive Orpheus and Eurydice stage play where the whole audience has to turn their back on the stage though the actors still have choreography and if a single person looks back to try to view the performance then Eurydice dies and everyone has to go home
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sparklyshakespeare · 12 days ago
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you should be writing sonnets at the club
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sparklyshakespeare · 13 days ago
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i think 8 henrys was a bit excessive. if i was a woman in england and my son was in line to be king or seemed to have traces of machinations to usurp the throne i would name him something fashionable like jean-pierre or rudolph
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sparklyshakespeare · 13 days ago
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Movie Costumes | Sarah's ballgown, Labyrinth (1986)
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sparklyshakespeare · 13 days ago
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We’re the girls from Beverly Hills 1,2,3,4 Shopping is our greatest skill 5,6,7,8 We will fight and try real hard 1,2,3,4 Leave behind our credit card 5,6,7,8 Beverly Hills what a thrill!
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sparklyshakespeare · 13 days ago
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big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings
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sparklyshakespeare · 13 days ago
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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
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