#i want them both carnally btw

[acapelladitty]

Batman: Arkham Session #1

Summary: After an incident at work, Edward Nashton is assigned to Dr. Jonathan Crane for psychological assessment. A decision which places both men in the firing line.

One half of an exchange with the incredible @skxtchyghost who has the absolutely amazing art half of this little encounter here!

Fic Masterlist /// Link to A03

From the moment he laid eyes on him, Jonathan Crane could tell that Edward Nashton would be less than an ideal patient. From the way that he lounged carelessly in his chair to his casual gaze which swept along the many achievements and objects which littered the walls of Jonathan's office.

Every inch of the lanky frame screamed difficult and Jonathan found his mood worsening as he shifted past the meagre introductions which had been shared.

Jonthan flicked his eyes over the notes he had been provided from the incident report as his left hand rose to adjust the bolo tie which hung loosely around his throat.

"You destroyed a workstation in a fit of," Jonathan lifted the top sheet of paper from his clipboard as he quoted the report directly, "obvious rage while using considerably inappropriate language. These are not the actions of a rational man."

Unapologetic, Edward spread his hands in a wide gesture as a defensive smile stretched across his lips.

"I'm the only rational man in this city."

"Oh?"

Really having a limited interest in whatever nonsense Edward was about to spout, Jonathan made a quick note on his clipboard - ready to simply diagnose him with some asinine anxiety disorder and throw some medication at him to quell the worst of his obvious symptoms.

"The others are so willing to ignore the corruption," Edward continued with a growing irritation, "how unbearably stupid and foolish the criminals that rule this city choose to be."

"Harsh allegations."

"Only because the evidence is routinely destroyed. Weeks of work erased in an instance because a particular name would rather not be associated with the actions investigated." His tone snappy, Edward was clearly not at peace with his treatment and Jonathan frowned at the sudden emotional outburst. "Weeks! Good work. No recognition. Only a sharp reminder that our job is to catch real criminals."

"I can imagine the frustration."

Something in Edward's expression shifted and Jonathan tensed as he took in the change in body language, the immediate aggression which crawled into his leaning frame and clenching fists as Edward met his gaze without flinching. It was an open challenge and Jonathan would not back down as he accepted and adjusted his glasses to allow him to keep Edward's attention.

"You bore me. Don't feed me the words I want to hear, Doctor."

"Interesting. Do you see me as your enemy?"

Wary but slightly more interested in his patient, Jonathan asked the question with the smallest of smiles.

"Yes. Your work is as corrupted as mine even if your corruption comes from a more personal insistence."

Jonathan's blood ran cold.

"I do not know you, Mr. Nashton. Neither do you know me."

He couldn't know.

No one knew.

Especially not a jumped up technician from the GCPD.

No.

He was just fishing for information, attempting to claw back the control of the situation by fabricating infor-

"Your purchasing history is interesting, both online and in your role within this asylum." Edward grinned, his body language relaxing into something almost smug. "Meaningless to a layman, but a small touch of research and critical thinking goes to show just how dangerous the various chemicals and research papers you collect could be. Pair that with the increased reports of catatonia which patients under your care have been reduced to and we have something approaching a pattern."

"Mr. Nashton, these delusions do nothing to further yo-"

Rudely, Jonathan found himself cut off by a childish wave.

"Your business is your own and I have no reason to care for any of the degenerates in this building. My work is almost finished and I have my own important business to attend to. Where our paths cross is that I require a clean bill of health to leave my job with the appropriate supports in place."

Smiling widely, his glasses pushed tight against his eyes, Edward perched his fingers on the light-coloured vest which covered his shirt as his cheap shoes tapped a soft rhythm to the carpet. Opposite him, Jonathan felt much more uptight - the shift in dynamic having put his teeth on edge as the urge to regain control of the situation tempted him into dangerous territory.

"You're blackmailing me." Jonathan gritted out.

"If you choose to view it as such then yes. I choose to view it as a mutual exchange of services." Shrugging, Edward caught his hands between his knees. "You clear me, and I erase some of the more unsavoury purchases that you have unsuccessfully distanced from your name."

Seeing each other plainly, Jonathan abandoned any pretence of playing the game and his expression soured into open distaste, regarding Edward with contempt.

"And what guarantees do I have that you are speaking the truth? One word from me and you will be locked away with the worst that Gotham has to offer." Flashing a cruel grin, filled with yellowing teeth, Jonathan tilted his head. "I could have you in a shared cell which houses violence that would easily end a man like yourself."

"All my information is due to release at a specific time if I am not available to prevent it. Risk it all and see."

Reclining once more, Edward presented his hand before himself as he investigated his nails with a forced nonchalance.

"So, Doctor Jonathan Crane, how are we going to move past this?"

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

YEYYYT UR REQUESTS ARE OPENNN

pls bucky barnes w angry/jealous sex

btw so sad we are not matching profiles anymore aaaaa

I KNOW YAAY!!? love your brain sm omg!! im gonna do the same format as the moonboys one you sent in- just my thots and brainrot. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌 and ah I know:( matching green was so cute but im on here all the time and get bored of my theme so quickly😭

JEALOUSY SEX W/ BUCKY.

bucky barnes x fem!reader

warnings. 18+ only!! pinv, creampie, little bit of manhandling but it’s very light - all kinda lovey dovey. mdni

I feel like with bucky, sex isn't hateful, nor is it bitter. I think it's something that is often passionate and slow, sometimes rough, but for the most part, it's very loving. so, I think anger sex is a no no. but jealousy sex??? a big yes yes

right, so.. im thinking that he is still coming to terms with having a voice and being in control of his own thoughts etc etc, and that makes him feel a little insecure sometimes?? he often feels like you deserve someone who is more open/ straightforward and in tune with things, someone who is also closer to your age

so so so, one night when you come over to his after work, you have a lingering smell of another man's cologne (not bucky's oops - just someone you shared an elevator ride with) and instead of him moping over it, he decides against it 

you'd be on his bed, you flat to the mattress, completely bare with bucky hovering atop, his thick cock gliding into you so SO so slowly. almost teasingly!! he'd have your hands held above your head, his left, metal arm securing them tightly, his other hand lovingly cupped around your cheek - keeping your face still, making you keep your eyes on him. his strokes would be very consuming! with his leisure thrusts you're able to feel EVERYTHING!! every vein on his cock, every twitch when his tip kisses at your cervix, every ridge when he brushes against your walls

he'd wind into you slowly, making you feel it all. every. single. millimetre. of. his. pretty. dick. he'd be very teasing with it, almost cooing at you when you make those pretty sounds he loves so much. he'd thumb over your cheek, eyes locked on yours, softly nodding down at you when your lips part and head falls back. he'd tell you how he's never felt a pussy as good as yours, and how no one can ever and will ever fuck you and love you and look after you as good as he does (he always gets a little ego boost when he fucks you, so woo, yay! go you) might I add, he whispers it against your lips, just saying. just him muttering praise in a hoarse, strained tone on your lips???? goodbye

he won't kiss you yet, just lips shadowing yours, swallowing your gentle whines and whimpers as he fucks into you - keeping that same slow, tedious pace. your legs would wrap around his middle tighter, keeping him glued to you as you reach your high. you'd tell him how he's the only man you want, the only person you want inside of you and that'll make him cum IMMEDIATELY!! just him being reassured and comforted??? makes him jizz on command

he'd fuck his cum into you, slowly and sloppily as you kiss. all very carnal and desperate!! lots of muffled whispers and heavy breaths as you both even out. ALSO!! he'd kiss your wrists if his metal arm made a mark, replacing the cold with warmth

gonna go cry now bc I want him so bad

[an-otterly-adorable-being]

Asmodeus x Fizzaroli x Publicist!Reader Poly Headcanons

Hehe I made more stuff, because I'm feeling good today! Hope y'all enjoy! Also feel free to start sending requests in again!

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• There's a lot of rumors going around that the Prince of Lust himself has been all cozy with one of the Lust Ring's top performers, so it was only natural that you would end up getting a job to "make things right."

• Afterall, you were one of the best PR people in Lust, why wouldn't you get the job.

• Maybe that's a bit egotistical, but there's a reason for it.

• You can spin stories better than most demons, even covering up a handful of true stories.

• You've worked for Leviathan, a number of Goetias, and even the Morningstars.

• Being hired by Ozzie and Fizz was a lot more work than you expected, though.

• Not only did you find out that they were together romantically, meaning that you'd need to keep the secret as hidden as possible, which was difficult when they decided to be sweet "behind closed doors."

• Dealing with the servants who had found out was a blast.

• (That was sarcasm, btw.)

• On top of that, you also began to develop a whole range of feelings for the both of them as you became a part of their lives.

• Turns out those feelings were somewhat reciprocated.

• After a few months, the three of you came up with the best plan you could.

• A lot of the controversy was directed more at Ozzie, as he was the one big on carnal desire over romance.

• Fizz was not as big of a deal.

• So, you and Fizzarolli began to "date."

• There was definitely some push back, but it was a decent success.

• A couple of public dates, love letters, and pictures taken by paparazzi(you, actually) later, and things were relatively calm.

• It wasn't a permanent solution, though, so you set to work on a separate project...

• Making the Lust Ring cool with Ozzie and Fizz's "non-existent" relationship.

• It did take a while.

• Scratch that, it took way too long.

• Turns out most people in Lust were actually okay with it, it was the press and other rings that were the problem.

• The other rings of Hell would take far too long to deal with, so you set your eyes on the newspapers.

• Lots of papers in Lust are actually sponsored by either Greed or Envy.

• Greed goes where the money goes, so theoretically, if the tabloids and rumors weren't as profitable, they may drop those stories.

• That left you with Envy, which had always been a pain for you.

• While Greed takes the actual newspapers, Envy picks up the cheesy tabloids. It's less about making a profit and more about making people feel terrible, especially when it's something the writers and bosses don't have.

• Luckily, you still had some good will with Leviathan, and so you doubled down on getting the stories stopped.

• You still were working with Asmodeus and Fizz, and even though you weren't in a real relationship, Fizz was getting worried about you overworking yourself.

• They both were, actually.

• You were dead set on this going, though, so they couldn't talk you out of it.

• They took the next best thing, though, forcing you to stay at their very luxurious penthouse.

• You even slept in their bed. If you wanted to, that is.

• You probably would've picked up on the fact they were trying to romance you, but alas, you were too focused.

• It took a long few months of persuasion, company scandals, bribes, and an unhealthy amount of blackmail, you got most of Lust on board, at the very least.

• And when you told them, they were thrilled!

• You organized a little interview with a local news channel (the host owed you, after all) and they finally came out as a couple.

• When you were asked about, you were expecting Ozzie and Fizz to tell the truth about your fake relationship.

• But they said you... could be a part of it for real?

• Yeah, they asked you out on TV, and you accepted.

• Even if the pressure from the show wasn't there, you would've said yes anyways.

• Your final task for them was getting an article in a paper out, talking about how beautiful Fizz and Ozzie's relationship was.

• And now that the job is finally done, you can cuddle up to your new boyfriends without a care in the world.

[monaisdark]

KEN x READER

➵ cws; f!reader, noncon, misogyny, talk of virginities, unrequited feelings, slight thoughts of death at very end, reader is a doll, bad ken :( ➵ a/n; ken is definitely ooc but idc i need him carnally. wrote this so fast after seeing the movie (amazing btw) spoilers be warned!!! p.s inbox is open ^^

Barbie's plan is in motion, and it seems like everything is going perfectly. Dolls are getting un-brainwashed left and right, including you. The moment you snap out of your trance and look down to see the incredibly small pink skirt and lace top dawning on your body, you can’t ever believe you agreed to wear that when Beach Ken gave it to you from Stereotypical Barbie’s wardrobe.

Ken. The one who started this mess. The one had you serving brewski beers and listening to long explanations on stuff you pretended to care about. A certain emotion pooled in your would-be stomach.

The Ken you used to watch pine after Barbie so deeply, the one that you always tried to console when Barbie rejected his advances. Now he’s taken over her house; well, Barbieland in general. How could he?

As Stereotypical Barbie hugs and welcomes you back as you leave the van, a thought pipes in your head. Maybe he’s doing this because Barbie doesn’t want him. She was so headstrong, front and center in every party she hosted, her smile iconic in every way imaginable. And Ken… was always on the side. Whenever he danced with you at her parties, his eyes were glued to her.

It hits you, he thinks this will work. That maybe she’ll turn around and jump into his arms once she notices what a big, strong, man he is. It won’t work and you know. But, he doesn’t. 

A Barbie fills you in on what they’re doing, and how they want you to distract Beach Ken as long as possible while they round up more Barbies to un-brainwash them. Telling you how it’s perfect since he had you around a lot and he’ll be none the wiser to realize everything that’s happening.

♡♡♡

“Hi, Ken!” You exclaimed as he let you into his dojo mojo casa house. “Hi, (Y/N)!” A smile framed his face once he saw you. The artificial-looking moon hovered in the sky as a quiet hum surrounded you in the empty neighborhood.

“I was looking for you, how come you aren’t with everyone at the bonfire on the beach?” His face seemed to drop but he didn’t let go of his macho persona. “Wasn’t feelin’ it. Rather…” He thought for a second, “Watch horses. Y’know. Man things.”

You nodded, “Oh, yeah! Love all these horses you have around.” It clicked that he was avoiding things, avoiding Barbie. He wanted so desperately for her to come to his door. For her to come to him. Instead, it was you who knocked and stood in her clothes. 

He huffed thanks and sat on the couch, you following beside him as he stared at a white horse gallop loop on the screen in front of both of you. It was obvious he was still bothered by his situation. A pang of sympathy left at the tip of your tongue, “Are you okay?”

This seemed to stir something in Ken, the air felt thick. “What am I doing wrong?” His voice was low. So quiet that you were almost sure it was like he didn’t want you to hear him.

But you did and you felt… bad for him. You grabbed his hands that laid on his lap with one of yours, “Ken, you can’t make something that won’t happen, happen.”

He brought his eyes from the TV to now stare at you. His blue eyes held something brooding behind them, but it didn’t deter you from continuing. “Some Barbies don’t have a Ken. Not everyone is made to follow a set of expectations, like how there’s one Alan… or me.” You trail off to include yourself, hoping he sees how you understand him.

“What I’m saying is, it’s okay that Barbie doesn’t want to be with you. I’m sure there’s more for you out here. Someone for you.” You tighten the soft grip you have on his hands to show comfort. 

His face is almost unreadable, an uncomfortable silence echoes in the living room as you wonder if you messed up in trying to help. His hands now grasped yours, although a lot tighter than you’d liked. Ken chuckled, but it carried a sense of something you couldn't quite place.

“I’m an idiot!” His voice finally booms to break the silence in the house, “You’re right. You’re right. I don’t need her.” You would’ve been more optimistic in helping with his realization of independency but the grip he had on your hand was starting to hurt.

“I’ve spent so long trying to make her notice me, but why would I need her when I have you?” Your eyebrows furrowed as you tried to stand but he immediately brought you back down on the couch.

“No, no. That's not what I meant, listen to me–” He inched closer to you, using his strength to pin you down on the large couch. “No, you’re supposed to listen to me.” Betrayal, sadness, fear. So many emotions you weren’t used to swirled inside of you. 

“You’re perfect, y’know? I’ve been thinking about this, us. I wasn’t sure but the way you’ve been by my side all this time, so ready to make me feel better.” He speaks as one of his hands leaves your wrists to dough at your breasts through your lace top.

“So happy to follow me around with bewski beers and to wear the cute little outfits I picked out for you. Dare I say, you look better than Barbie in them.” A dark laugh left his lips, the contrast making your stomach turn as he ignored your small pleas for him to let you go. “Now I see so clearly. We should’ve been together all this time! Ken and (Y/N). I like the sound of that more.” 

You weren’t sure why your chest seemed to pound, or your mouth felt dry, or why tears pricked in your eyes. This wasn’t meant to happen. “What– what are you doing?” You felt almost twice as small as you normally were, wishing your body would shrink and wiggle out of his grasp.

His hand trailed from your chest to under your skirt, between your legs. A gasp left you when he rubbed the foreign part of you covered by a thin underwear.

“The books I’ve read said this,” His hand gave you an oddly warm sensation down there, “It’s important for us to be together. To make you mine.” Suddenly he spread your legs apart to peel down your underwear.

You’re terrified to move, not even noticing that there wasn’t a grip on your wrists anymore. His demeanor alone was enough to keep you down. 

You knew what you had down there, a vagina, and you knew Ken had a penis. Though everyone in Barbieland had one or the other, nobody acknowledged it. It wasn’t something that was shunned per se, but it was like how some dolls had breasts and other’s didn’t. The peak of anything suggestive was making out, and even that disinterested you.

Now, whatever Ken is doing, is making you feel as if you're about to melt. His fingers circle around your entrance and you don’t even get enough time to get used to that feeling before he pulls away and starts lowering down his joggers to free his aching cock. His stupid faux mink coat already having been long discarded right next to your underwear. 

His breathing is heavy, “That should be good, right? You’re ready now? For the sex?” Ken stares at your flushed state with lidded eyes, “I can’t wait anymore. Don’t worry, it should feel amazing!”

You have no idea what he’s talking about. He’s kissing you now, loud moans leave his lips as he sinks into you. Pain. It hurts so bad. Whatever he said about being ready, you definitely weren’t.

The stretching tears you apart and you’re unsure if the burn will ever go away. Ken’s body lays on top of you, a blubbering mess. “Ah, ah, this– this is great, so good.” 

So many feelings overwhelm you in a way that it makes you want just to scream. Hate. Hate is the strongest one. You guys used to be good friends. Everything used to be right. You hate him, you hate him, you hate him. You can only repeat that in your head once he starts to thrust into you. 

“Y-you’re mine, aren’t you? Ah– I, I took your virginity. That means, agh– that means you have to stay with me.” His voice mixes in with the sound of his skin slapping into yours, he says something about patriarchy and virginities. He’s claimed you, as the book says. 

You wonder how long this is going to last, you’re pretty sure he’s feeling amazing, but all you feel is an ache. The pain travels up and down your body as all you can do is whimper weak cries. “(Y/N), ah-- I love you.” Ken’s thrusting faster, trailing kisses down your jawline. “Say it back, (Y/N).” 

No, you can’t and you won’t. Ken keeps moaning and saying he loves you over and over again. Each time it’s like he expects you to respond with the same thing back, you don’t. It doesn’t stop him though, his movements become more and more messy. You think he’s getting tired when a harsh snap of his hips with an especially loud moan takes your breath away. A new feeling. Full. 

Again, you didn’t know what just happened. A confused sob is finally let out once you catch your breath, “Ken, what did you do?” You hope he understands you through your choked breaths.

He ignores you, taking sight at the mess he just made. White cum drips out of you, a beautiful scene. “Oh, (Y/N). I wish you can see how perfect you look right now.” His hug around your body is suffocating, "I'm so excited for us to do so many new things tonight."

The new thought of dying creeps into your mind. 

[moe-broey]

Smartass guy with a flat affect vs guy who almost always sounds like it's joking and likes to play dumb. Neither immune to the urge to over-explain themselves in earnest. Fight.

And now I'M gonna over-explain myself 😤😤😤😤😤 Because this piece captures like. Some headcanons of mine that are so precious to me, and SO much. Of the Moefonse dynamic and friendship... the heart of how their back and forths work.

But first close-ups/text descriptions for easier reading!

From the very start, Alfonse is playing. That's his intention. To say something he knows will get a good response out of Moe. But his delivery is either too dry and flat or too genuine. He's extremely subtle, and his humor doesn't tend to land because of that.

Meanwhile, Moe can be unaware... generally. But just as much, if not more, it's deeply attentive towards the things it cares about. It takes these things SO seriously. Moe... really hates being misunderstood. It struggles with empathy, and its sense of compassion is entirely self-centered. Which seems unrelated, but all of these things contribute to it making a joke, and then feeling a need to immediately explain the joke. Just to make sure we're all on the same page, here. Nobody is left out.

So just. Joke (passed!) + Joke (also passed!) into Joke (passed, carrying on the bit), into Worry (Joke check: failed.) into Worry/Reassurance (You're my dear friend and I love you. No need to worry) into Understanding/Reassurance (yeah that WAS funny). Which, as a side, really flatters Alfonse... that's not something he gets often. He gets it A Lot from Moe though LMFAO

AND ... FINALLY..... FINAL TIDBIT OF CHARACTERIZATION

This doodle was closer to what the final panel was supposed to be (under the thought bubble), but I got distracted and forgor..... but it has essential characterization.... honestly both drawings do. So it's fine LMFAOOO

But it is So important. That neither of them are acting on their feelings. And it is sooooo important. That they're extremely verbally affectionate with each other anyway. And it all comes full circle, to the top caption. Moe sounds like it's joking here. But it is SO genuine. Also Moe might as well have said "I want you, like carnally" with that. Endlessly ambiguous guy. And for better or worse, Alfonse is built the Exact Same Way. 🧍

Oh yeah and. The. Posts. That inspired this LMFAOOO

They're both doing this. Btw.

[gemshroud]

I was thinking more about Entreri in BG3 and wrote this post in my head in bed last night lol

Ranking BG3 Companions By How Likely Entreri Would Be To Romance Them

Caveats: This has no bearing on rp if you write any of these characters btw, this is just for funsies. Also please understand that despite this ranking Entreri is most likely to just never fuck and I love that for him :) Withers vc: Thou art bitchless?

#1 - LAE'ZEL

Most likely to romance. He gets her and actually respects her a great deal. (Looking at the rest of the party) "Why are you all being so precious about this? She's right and knows more about mindflayers than any of us." Entreri would also appreciate the Act 2 love battle A Lot.

#2 - ASTARION

They're more similar than Entreri would probably like to admit. Bonding over sexual trauma unexpectedly breaks some of his walls. Neither of them know wtf they are doing but they will be ride or die about it, will screw over everyone else here and run away together if needs must. Murder husbands.

#3 - SHADOWHEART

They would probably have a weird little mutually antagonistic start because they're both mean and cagey and Entreri hates clerics. But they wind up having more fun in that rivalry than expected. Entreri also hates Selune for Reasons. It would start as appreciation for Shadowheart's competency but could easily become "oh no, I care about this strange woman's tragedy and want to see her escape her circumstances in a way that's uncomfortably familiar, oh fuck."

#4 - WYLL

Entreri's dynamic with Wyll would be so fascinating. Wyll is a lot like Drizzt. Entreri would deeply resent and chafe at Wyll's idealism and yet Wyll is skilled enough to back it up so... Oh! How Entreri seethes!! Wyll meanwhile is probably more amused than anything. Very much one-sided nemeses LOL Entreri vc: I don't know how to flirt with him so I have to declare him my enemy.

#5 - MINTHARA

Ngl his initial response to Minthara would be "I am not getting involved in more drow bullshit" which is fair. Perhaps surprisingly, he would also deeply hate attacking the Grove. He's actually not about unnecessary violence or violence just for the sake of it against ordinary people, and he probably relates to the tieflings on some level despite not really caring to help them. Go figure. However... Act 2 Minthara and onward... "There are no gods left for me"? He would vibe with that mightily.

#6 - KARLACH

Honestly he probably likes her a great deal, but perhaps she is too good for him LOL

#7 - GALE

He would get along fine with Gale if they actually talked but they probably don't. Entreri is probably mildly annoyed by him LOL

#8 - JAHEIRA

This ranking is mostly for Jaheira's disinterest tbh. Entreri probably respects her the most of anyone here. They would gossip so venomously and so beautifully together.

#9 - HALSIN

Similar feelings as with Gale - just kind of mild annoyance. Also Entreri has the carnal desires of a ball of lint so sorry, not really interested in climbing the bear man.

#10 - MINSC

Entreri hates this man so deeply.

Bonus:

RANDOM NPCS ENTRERI WOULD GET ALONG WITH (platonically):

Derryth Bonecloak, Mol, Madame Lucretious, Zarys, Gortash, Nine-Fingers Keene, Wulbren, all the little gnome terrorists tbh, Lakrissa, Grendel

RANDOM NPCS ENTRERI WOULD HATE:

Cazador, Volo, Kagha, Nere, Naaber, Dolly Dolly Dolly, Raphael, The Emperor, Ketheric Thorm (dad issues), Florrick, Ulder Ravenguard, the Underdark fish guys lol

[mashed-tots]

ok so like. im absolutely Obsessed with Darren atm and want this man carnally so. i made a self insert oc to date him ajheejdjnd

Notes on Carmine:

the manager at Woaba Boba lmfao

horny menace to society

rbf

loud and stupid as shit

does not take shit does not want to deal with it

went to college for an art degree but had to drop out due to mental health issues (suicide attempt)

was placed in the psyche ward for awhile after

wants to go back to college again some day and is currently saving money to do just that

has a semicolon tattoo

hates their original hair color (red)

presents mostly androgynous

is feminine and perfectly okay with that

likes their body as it is/doesnt want any gender affirmation hormones or procedures

mostly wears blacks, grays, and whites

clothing style is usually wearing smaller amounts of clothes (i.e. shorts and tank tops)

doesnt mind other clothes but he prefers less heavy clothes

ADHD, depression, anxiety, autistic

older than both Leilah and Darren but has been mistaken for Leilah and Darren's child MULTIPLE TIMES

5'4 (as of now i've decided Darren is 6'2 and Leilah is 5'8)

has definitely killed someone before

Dynamic between Carmine, Darren, and Leilah:

first things first ig Darren is into purple haired bitches 👀

Carmine is perfectly okay with Darren and Leilah dating

actually theyre all dating eachother ur honor

Carmine and Leilah are qpr tho. so like. theyre not dating. but theyre partners

Leilah is cisfem she/her biromantic asexual and Darren is cismasc he/him bisexual graysexual btw

seeing the three of them together is kind of hilarious bc they all have a completely different aesthetic so its like you have emo whore, greasy grumpy man, and cottage core goddess

Carmine absolutely has tumblr humor and reads fanfiction and anytime he says anything even remotely cursed or questionable it will drive Darren up the wall it is SO funny

once explained the entirety of the abo troupe to Leilah and Darren using a slideshow that lasted two hours and needless to say they (mainly Darren) did not come out of it the same

[fixfoxnox]

Also let me scream into the creative writing Void

THE GHOST’S DEAD FIANCE???

Chef kisses, left no crumbs

I love how you are defying the past! GhostRoach and dead fiance! Roach rule by twisting it up making them establish and alive all while soap is like “i need to have them both carnally” FUCK YOUR PAST! GHOSTROACH

(Not a request btw) Although I also wanna read a dead fiance! Soap because I think that’ll be hilarious in a “how does that make you feel GhostSoap shipper with Past! GhostRoach hmmm? How you like them apples??” But like i need them to have a good communication and instead of roach being hurt that he cant have ghost its more of Roach helping Ghost to heal in a healthy way that makes them have a good relationship from the start and then them establishing a healthy relationship later too

I was also laughing so hard when Roach asked Ghost if he’s been telling everyone he died, bro was about to break off the wedding (I also love how u made them fiances here my roachghost heart healed a little) its giving “i can still hear his voice” “quit telling everybody I’m dead”

I do have a question though, is roach also military in this? Or is he retired or have a different job?

MONSTER AU

When your boyfriends are fast food ❤️

ASDSFHDKDLFL I AM in love with Monsterfucker, I will eat it up everytime especially if its love between different monsters?? Slurping that bitch up like its soup

Also i need to yell about the fact that Ghost is a Vamp-Demon hybrid here?!!! And that he scares people but then Roach meets him for the first time and he fully wants Ghost and Soap goes along with him💀💀💀 me too roach, me too, its giving, you should be more scared of the person holding the leash than the dog itself (im sorry I had to) like imagine living out your whole life and people are scared of u even tall behemoth of men, but then this small funky mousy haired guy just looks at you with so much lust?? Ghost I would fold ngl

STREAMER/CAMBOY

I know u haven’t written this yet but Im going to yell about this anyways because this has got to be my fav AU, i really just love streamer love stories despite the whole reborn not being canon that was still a hilarious take, Ghost would make so many “in my days” joke every time someone tries too hard in a game

And I absolutely am stealing this from real people’s experience; but what if Ghost is a faceless streamer and when he just started getting to know Roach, trying to flirt with him, he face reveals in front of Roach while roach is streaming and roach is just speechless and going redder by the second all while his chat is going insane

Im gonna go to my corner now and buzz around while i brain rot

Ahhhhh!!!

On Ghosts Dead Fiance:

I just love when Soap see's Ghost and Roach and is just immediately in love (especially with Roach) its my favorite dynamic ever and I think he's just enough of a himbo for that to happen sjdjdjdj

I would still like to eventually do a flipping it on its head in the method of killing off Soap version, but we probably won't get that until I get enraged by dead Roach content again ahsh

And I'm 100% going to make them more healthy than any of the SoapGhost fics but I'm also gonna throw in a line like "because of you I forget that I was ever even in love with Soap" just to pass people off because I'm evil like that

Then in the comments I'll hit 'em with "wow guys, Soap sent Roach for Ghost guys 🥺 he knew that he was better for him"

Also Roach is meant to be retired in the story, hence why Ghost has one of his dog tags. Since Roach wasn't going to be out in the field anymore (personal choice he made because he was tired, and he works CIA now with aunt Laswell) he decided to give Ghost one of his tags so he would "always have a piece of me with you"

On Monster AU:

*scary powerful monster walks in the room*

Roach, immediately: I'll just take that, thank you very much *seduces him*

Roach and Soap and even Ghost in this Au are definitely the be more scared of the person holding the leash than the dog itself thing. Roach has these two men wrapped around his finger dude and he's so good at playing innocent here

I think I mentioned but his whole thing is like seducing people while making them think that they're seducing him. He just chooses his partners though and gets Soap to growl at any unwanted people (most people) while he enjoys his two hot fellow monster boyfriends 😌

Also love making Ghost panic and run out of the room like a bat outta hell because he knows if he stays he will absolutely end up sleeping with these two members of his team who he's not even properly met yet. Poor guy is in for it though cause Roach isn't going to let him get away that easily

On Camboy/Streamer AU:

LISTEN I THINK ME AND YOU MAY BE THE ONLY TWO EXCITED FOR THIS AU BUT IM SO GLAD SOMEINE ELSE LIKES IT AS MUCH AS ME

IM GENUINELY SO EXCITED TO WRITE IT SKSKKDJDJ

If I didn't have to write part of an essay today I would be drafting up part of it right now because ACK

JUST THESE BOYS BEING IN LOVE AND SLOWLY GETTING PUSHED TOGETHER AND AHHH I LOVE THE IDEA OF GHOST BEING A FACELESS STREAMER WHO DOES A FACE REVEAL FOR ROACH WHILE ROACH IS ON SCREEN

I just know they'd have a shit ton of fanfics written about them

Also on the line of if this Ghost was reborn Ghost I've been thinking about that more and like...streamer AU's Gaz and Soap being his gaming buddies (Price is Gaz's controversially older boyfriend who hangs out with them on stream occasionally)

And I can just see people shipping Ghost and Soap from the streams and someone is like "Are you two dating" and Soap just playfully drops "No, Ghost is whipped for another streamer, take your bets on who"

And it starts a whole big thing and when, eventually, Ghost and the squad start streaming with Roach everyone just knows that this is the guy that he's whipped for

LISTEN I MAY HAVE TO DO AN AU OF THE AU FOR THIS SJDJJDJD YOUR MIND DUDE, YOUR MIND

[choslut]

Hi!! Can I request black coffee with dazai osamu 👀 I'm a new follower btw, but I love your writing!

BLACK COFFEE : dubious consent

a/n : sorry i couldn’t have this order completed earlier !! my brain decided to empty itself right before i opened tumblr ,,, i’m so glad you enjoy my writing though !! it means a lot <33

warnings : dubcon, nsfw // mdni

“you said you didn’t want this, but you’re just about creaming on my cock already, bella.” dazai’s voice is sweet in your ear as he shallowly thrusts into you, one hand gripping your hips and the other beside your head. his lewd words have you staring at the floor in shame.

“don’t …” you whisper, humiliation burning in your cheeks. “don’t be so dirty, dazai-san.”

“how many times do i have to tell you, angel,” he drawls, the low drone of his voice sending shivers down your spine. “it’s osamu.” he pulls your leg around his waist and buries himself deeper into your wet folds. “say it.”

“osamu,” you whisper hesitantly. for someone so hell bent on not having sex with their coworker, your body sure was doing a great job at betraying you. dazai knew exactly what your body needed, and he was just as determined to give it to you, whether you liked it or not.

you had always harboured feelings for him but never once thought to act on them, so when he cornered you in the bathrooms of the agency headquarters you gave in to your carnal desire and let him take you, indulging in you as he would a sweet treat. now, you were locked in the small space of a cubical, with his cock sinking in and out of your velvety walls.

“not loud enough, bella. try again.” dazai is an impatient man. he grew up having everything presented to him on a silver platter, and watching you try your damned hardest do deny him was like watching paint dry. he’d seen it all before from you; the stolen glances, the immense stuttering whenever the two of you shared a conversation. he knew just as well, if not better, that this was what you wanted. it’s what you’ve always wanted.

and sure, maybe you didn’t need to tell him that you wanted him; dazai always knew. you didn’t fight when his lips slowly melded with yours against the stall wall, and you almost welcomed the feeling of his hands tugging at the hem of your skirt. he peeled you apart like a clementine and invited himself to enjoy your sweet juices.

“o-osamu, i’m close-” your voice is louder this time, echoing off of the porcelain walls of the bathroom. the sound of wet skin slapping joins the mix, and before you know it, you’re cumming all over dazai. he follows not long after and you both stay stationary, your intermingled pants being all that is left of your exchange.

CAFETERÍA DELUNA — main menu

© hiraizens 2022 — all rights reserved. do not copy, repost or translate my works without permission.

[papirouge]

Did that anon really say it’s biblical to slaughter humans, leaving not women and children alive 💀 meanwhile the COMMANDMENTS BY GOD has us to not kill?? Clear as day for us to obey.

Sorry but this worship of violence christians have has to stop. It’s obvious how these people are blinded by Satans lies to justify their carnal desires. In the end times we are told that many lukewarm christians will be led astray by false prophets who are actual demons. Gun worship is demonic and gun culture is idolatry

Hm, to be honest, that's what one of the few things he got right actually 😅

The "Thou shall not kill" Old Testament commandment was for the Israelites treatments of each other (and yet, death penalty sanctioned by God for some sins, such as not respecting the Sabbath) but Israelites definitely had a God given license to kill (a good chunk of the OT are undless wars tbh). God occasionally told Israelites to even kill women and the child for when at war against specific countries, while for other He told to only kill (male) adults.

And yes, that's the same God we're worshipping today.

I think modern Christians have a very warped vision of who God is. Of course, Jesus happening revealed God Grace and Mercy - but God is also a God of Judgement and Punishment. Especially of His own people. For example I'm baffled that so many Christians seem to ignore that God sentenced to death Moses for disobeying/sinning, even after Moses repented(!!) 😭 But God judgement was done: Moses was sanctioned to never see the Promised Land and God ordered him to go up some mountain where he would die (actually almost all Hebrews died in the desert -minus Jacob and Caleb- because of of their disobedience) And it didn't stop at the OT : the God struck dead Ananias and Saphira (companions of Peter) for lying to the Holy Spirit 🥴 God doesn't play.

And that's also why all the people saying "once saved always saved" are liars because both Ananias & Saphira well saved and yet God still killed them for their sin¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

God hates sin as much as He did back then. So much that people caught disrespecting them was worth death. That's why Jesus got crucified btw. Blood had to be spilled to repay the blood we owed to God for sinning. That's why we owe so much for Jesus who literally sacrificed himself for us to not bear the fate we actually deserved for our sin (eternal death in hell).

But where this user got everything wrong is that you can't feel entitled to Israelites prerogative (using violence) while feeling entitled to CHRISTIAN mercy. WE ARE NOT THE ISRAELITES. God deported the Jews. The Temple got destroyed. Jesus fulfilled the Law. We don't have a land to defend because huh Christians are dispatched across the whole world on different countries, speaking different languages, different political regime (that's why US Americans invoking politics/Constitution/ civil law in their BIBLICAL defense of gun carrying are very stupid - like...it's scary how stupid they are to think such things are remotely relevant to other Christians anywhere else in the world), etc. So WHY cherry picking one Israelite prescription? Remember, disobeying 1 commandment of the law is like disobeying the WHOLE Law.

So yeah, if those gun toting Israelite LARPers want to access the prerogatives of Israelites, they better obey to the same commandments: do the Sabbath (no light, can't get past a given distance from their home), stone adulterers, circumcise their son, not eating pork, pay the tithe....and all the other 600+ commandments of the Law. Oh and they also better keep Jesus out of their mouth since Jesus fulfilled the Law and there's no point to invoke Jesus while still entertaining the very same things He precisely came to put an end to🙃

They can't pick and chose what they want from the Law while leaving out the rest. That's how you know how wack the theology of those people are. And it's tragic how many people get fooled by this. false doctrine. Interestingly enough, they will never answer to this question:

if Jesus refused to defend himself/use violence out of obedience to the Father, what makes you think you can? Where does the entitlement of disobey a commandment that Jesus himself followed come from??

If you're interested I made a very throughout debunking of the pro gun Christian stance on my Christian side blog

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

fucking hilarious to me that Hayward has now been a part of creating not one but TWO separate gods and he did not think to mention his previous experience even once to his comrades-in-arms the second time around. head empty. literally just carnival music playing in there are all times.

[garoujo]

How about dry humping w JJK ? 🤭 Love your writing btw <3

DRY HUMPING — JUJUTSU KAISEN

feat : gojo satoru, geto suguru, itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi + nanami kento

ღ warnings — f!reader, aged!up characters, dry humping / thigh riding, satoru is a tease, itadori cums in his pants, megumi almost does but he stops himself — i am a big sucker for this!!!

ღ note — fank yew for dis lovely suggestion nonnie i could kiss u for this <3 also i just split them into three paragraphs each so it was a little easier on the eyes cause some of them got a bit long!

・✶ ｡ﾟGOJO SATORU

it had become somewhat of a routine for you to crawl into satoru’s lap when he got home from work, lazily pulling his blindfold off from his eyes as he lounges back on the couch — his arm outstretching to hook over your waist and curl you against him, straddling one of his thighs. but he liked it even more when you were especially needy for him.

“come on, sweet girl. you can do better than that.” satoru hums from his place underneath you, slender fingers squeezing at the skin of your hips as he helps you mindlessly drag and grind your needy, clothed pussy against his thigh — your damp panties soaking the fabric of his uniform slacks with a mixture of your slick with every needy swirl of your hips. you know he’s teasing you, he just wants to get you worked up before he finally has you — drinks up everything you give to him and more, but he likes you like this, needy and breathless while you grab and cling to his shoulders, babbling out hormone-drunken mantras of his given name.

“need, ah—you, satoru.” you breathe and his toned thighs twitch when he feels you roll your hips languidly against him, making him groan, ragged and low, before it’s cut off with a breathless croon of a laugh and satoru’s leaning in to graze his teeth along your jaw. “yeah? don’t worry, princess. gonna take good care of you.” his crystalline gaze is heavy when it locks with yours, the grip he has on your hips tightening as he takes control — dragging you along his slacks with messy, eager movements that have you crumbling with each eager swipe of your sensitive, clothed clit along his muscles. every movement feels like it’s in-sync with his, like your body was truly made for him and the blissful feeling of the close proximity has satoru nipping playfully along the heightened nerves in your neck.

“wanna cum, ‘toru—please!” you writhe, twisting your fingers in the snowy peaks of his hair and pulling a hiss from the sorcerer below you, followed by another sinful swirl of your hips, one that has a groan kicking at his chest when your thigh grazes along the thick shaft of his clothed cock and he pulls you closer — carnal need twisting in his abdomen. “oh, is that right? don’t get too greedy, sweet girl. gonna give you all of me, wanna feel you cumming around my cock.”

・✶ ｡ﾟGETO SUGURU

it wasn’t unusual for you and suguru to get carried away while you were wrapped in eachother, normally in the mornings when you were both still sensitive with sleep — a little hazy and drowsy as your bodies move against eachother. but he was addicted to you and he couldn’t think of a better way to start his mornings.

“fuck, pretty girl.” suguru grunts, his voice is still low and gravelly — thick with sleep as he looms over you, blinding reaching back to hook your thigh around his hips before he’s rolling his clothed cock into you again and his breathing hitches at the sudden friction across his sensitive shaft. he can’t deny the effect you have on him, even when you’re both still hazy — you can feel the way he throbs and thickens in his boxers with a familiar need when he grinds against your clothed slit.

“sugu, i—ah, i want you.” you gasp, tangling your fingers in his raven hair before you pull and the grip he has on your hips tightens as he presses open mouthed kisses along the dip of your shoulder, panting breathlessly against the skin with every intoxicating grind of his cock against the push and pull of your body. “i know, baby. fuckin’ need you.” suguru grunts — he can basically feel how wet you are through the thin fabric of your panties, watching the damp spotting that grows darker with every grind of his hips — making his cock twitch when it grazes along your clit.

even in the dimly lit bedroom you can make out the thick bulge that’s pushing behind the fabric of his boxers when he pulls away to look down at you — desire heavy in his drowsy gaze before he offers you another languid roll of his clothed cock along your folds and you keen, before he’s pulling back to fumble with the fabric separating you both while another low groan falls from his lips. “god, baby. need to feel this pretty pussy.”

・✶ ｡ﾟITADORI YUUJI

itadori was insatiable, sometimes he just got carried away when you both got together — it was almost animalistic, his constant need to feel you close, to feel the warmth from your folds when his clothed cock would graze over the sensitive bundle of nerves and the way you’d cling and whine for him made him dizzy.

itadori’s palms feel clammy from where they’re squeezing at the fat of your thighs — keeping your hips pinned against his own as he fucks up into you, grinding his clothed, leaking cock along your folds. you’d both been making out, but the feeling of yuuji licking into your mouth with a hunger had you both in this position now — meeting his needy humps with your own as you grind your heat against his cock through the fabric of your clothes.

“feel s-so good, baby. shit—keep going.” yuuji grumbles, he’s needy and flushed out — gazing up at with wide eyes before he’s readjusting his feet on the mattress and thrusting up into you, stuttering with another push of his hips when he feels like the room is starting to spin — the heat from your folds making him feel desperate for more, he knows he should stop — before he gets carried away but he can’t, you feel so good.

“feels s-so good, yuuji!” you babble and yuuji shivers below you, the sickly sweet tone of your voice making his hips instinctively rut up into yours once more as your grinds continue to move in sync with his. you can basically feel every detail of his thick cock behind the constraints of the fabric separating you both and he’s just so eager to sink into you your warm cunt, to feel your tight walls squeeze around his sensitive shaft while your name continues to fall from your lips in soft pants. “f-fuck, shit—wait!” he grunts when a sudden rush of bliss ignites his veins and he’s arching underneath you, meeting you with shallow, jerked thrusts as an uncomfortable stickiness begins to coat his underwear and he’s panting your name from below you, eyes wide as he flushes deeper with a whined apology. “i—i can go again, baby. i swear! ‘m sorry.”

・✶ ｡ﾟFUSHIGURO MEGUMI

megumi was sensitive, so much so that whenever you crawled into his lap — hooking your arms around his shoulders, he couldn’t help the way his hips would twitch at the slightest bit of friction against his cock, a blush high on his cheeks when you decide to add a little more until he’s stuttering out a groan.

“that feels good, fuck.” megumi groans, the praise like honey when it curls down your spine, complimented by the way his fingers are exploring the dips of your figure from where you’re straddling his lap. it’s almost embarrassing, how quickly you can have his restraint crumbling with even just the slight touch — your clothed slit feeling like silk against the shaft of his cock, and he can feel the humiliating amount of precum that’s soaking into his pants with each intoxicating swirl of your hips.

this is probably dangerous, but whenever megumi goes to try flip your positions or to finally remove the barriers of clothes between you both — your thighs twitch around him and he feels like he can’t even think never mind speak, meeting the needy movement of your hips with quick, eager thrusts of his own as he keeps you pinned to his chest. “love this, ‘gumi.” you babble through pouty lips, sending him a starry-eyed look and it only spurs him on, making him feel warmer — needier.

“y-you feel so good, don’t stop—shit!” megumi’s breathing is coming in soft pants as it fans along your neck and you turn to meet his heavy gaze as he blinks back at you. he’s flushed to his chest and his hair is mused from where it falls over his features, but he can’t stop. every roll of his hips into yours is getting sloppier and his breathing is more erratic, ragged as he squeezes at the dip of your waist before he stops entirely and holds you flush against him, using all of the strength in his body to cease your movements against him. “i’m sorry, i—i was so close.” he swallows roughly, pulling back to blink up at you while he chews on the inside of his cheek. “do you wanna.. keep going?”

・✶ ｡ﾟNANAMI KENTO

it had been after a long day at work, he was tired when he’d came home — his appearance messier than when he left but the sight of him like this, made you needier. nanami’s energy was spent but he had no objections to his pretty lover grinding themselves along his thigh while he watched.

“you’re doing so good, sweetheart.” nanami grunts, a sound that rumbles through his chest as he looks at you through his drowsy, lidded gaze — but the way his fingers are tightening around your thighs to keep you held close to him makes your head spin. you were soaked, so desperate for him, but he’d had a rough day and as much as he didn’t want to say no to you — he knew you were okay with just this when he heard the first, sweet mewl of his name fall from your lips.

you can barely form sentences with the way he’s deliberately tensing the muscles in his thigh in time with each needy twist of your hips, your mind only filled with the dizzying thoughts of nanami and the pleasure only he could provide for you. “that’s it, that feel good?” he hums again, a certain hunger present that rumbles in his throat this time as his eyes watch the way your hips work, the intoxicating grind against his skin and the way your thighs squeeze and twitch around his everytime you graze your clit.

you’re babbling, lips pouty and voice cloudy — half coherent with how good you feel and nanami’s entranced by you, how pretty you look as you hump your clothed pussy against his thigh and he feels his cock twitch when he looks at you. moving his free hand to tighten around your chin before he’s bringing you closer, pressing your chest against his as he presses searing kisses along the corners of your lips. “look at me when you cum, sweetheart. let me see you.”

© 2022 garoujo. please do not copy any of my layouts or writing and translate or repost onto any other sites.

[ellsbclls]

" wow... you look... you look amazing. " for peter please? i love love love ur writing btw!

NOTE: This... ended up so embarrassingly long... i don't even know what the word count is, but i can bet it's a good 20%-30% longer than the average blurb.

WARNINGS: cursing, quirky🤪 mentions of drug use, implied making out (but can be perceived as sex, dear god please don’t perceive it as sex though), and some good ol’ fashion stark!ready x peter parker banter

They say, "never meet your heroes." Well, Peter wished he had adhered to that warning before he ended up here — a lanky, overdressed thumb towering high above the roof of the Avenger's Compound.

A semi-annual assembly of New York City's finest heroes that had little to do with their civic duties, and much to do with their inhibitions, and just how much alcohol it would take to release them — but there was one glaring problem.

Peter didn't drink.

He never saw the allure, especially when it came at such a high risk. He'd convinced himself that he refrained for the sake of Aunt May, the only remaining part of his family who put her life on the line to ensure his safety and overall well-being — the Spider-Man reveal already took some getting used to, he didn't need to add drunken night expenditures to her overnight fretting. Yet, when Flash's 'End of the Year' party had been raided by the police, a small part of him found joy in knowing he needn't fear the police or their breathalyzer test, even if he was deemed Pussy Parker for the remainder of that summer.

Even if he wanted to instill some liquid courage into himself, he hadn't the basic courage to let himself be vulnerable like that, in front of all the adults that made up the Avengers. Mr.Stark had already commented on his only suit, and how small he looked as it swamped his form, and the entire altercation made him wish the roof would just open up and swallow him whole.

Bullies, you'd call them.

There they were, New York's finest Defender's, huddled around the Mastrangelo like it couldn't put their entire life savings to shame, hosting a rousing game of beer pong upon its marble exterior. Your father was lucky your mother was still in Milan, tying up loose ends on a new line of bullshit you didn't concern yourself with. You just counted the days until she returned home, and you could soak up every ounce of her nurturing presence.

God, did you miss her.

It’s not like your father wasn’t just as nurturing, competitively so, to a point were you almost felt smothered — but you were too alike. In spaces where you both held too stubborn, your mother was there to mediate, and with ceaseless barrages of dry humor came her firm, unwavering severity, proving her love with candid remarks instead of jesting quips.

“Oh, free intern!” He dragged you from your nostalgic supercut with your endearing nickname, coaxing a fierce glare from your hues. “Run down to that place on 7th street and get some beer? And not that Miller Coor’s Bud bullshit, the upper echelon on Sigma Delta Nu delicacies.”

Jesus Christ.

You had caught glimpses of his argument with Steve, complaining about how stupid it would be to pour anything top shelf into a red solo cup — blasphemous really — but you didn’t expect him to do anything more than concede.

"Father of the year, everybody." You clapped just above your head, prompting the remaining company to join you. "I think you're forgetting that I'm not twenty-one."

"First and foremost, I know I am," Tony counters your triumphant grin with a sarcastic one. "Which is how I know that your fake ID says 21."

"Stark, it's fine. I can grab the beer," You thanked God and her impeccable timing once Steve interrupted, settling himself between the two of you with outstretched palms. "I could use the fresh air anyway."

You mimicked Steve's stance, cocking your brows toward your father. "See? Problem solved. Now leave me alone."

Losing interest in the company exponentially, you started to retreat, but groaned once your father's voice pierced the air again. "Nuh-uh-uh, Rogers. Why? So you can go to the nearest GNC and snort a container of protein powder? I don't think so."

You retreat to the furthest recesses of your mind as Tony and Steve bicker back and forth about honesty and friendly competition. Steve wouldn't know how to bump a rail if the U.S Army assembled a thorough, interactive training course on it, and his age quadrupled the life expectancy of most snow-packed socialites. Yet, on the other hand, you were shocked that your father even knew what a GNC was — ultimately, you were riled from your thoughts by an irksome realization.

"Are you fucking- Why can't old man Jenkins do it?" you gestured wildly toward the enhanced super soldier in question, blind to the obvious offense scrawled across his features. You seldom took your opulent lineage for granted, but when situations such as these presented themself, a selfish corner of your mind wondered what it would be like to have a run-of-the mill, cheesy-pun equipped, golf short wearing father. "You'd rather risk your daughter's own safety, and the sanctity of her criminal record, for a stupid game of beer pong?"

Natasha's incredulous laughter chimed between your incessant back and forth, spurred by the uncanny resemblance you and your father shared between every aspect imaginable — your dry wit just so happened to be in the spotlight.

"Yes," He didn't bother to meet your glare, already familiar with its scorching beam against the side of his face "Yes I would."

Hues practically rolled into the back of your skull, exaggerating your every move to a thespian level to make it clear, to even the boniest of heads, that you didn't take pleasure in this task. You were so excited to finally unwind at this event — slam down the sugary mocktail your Uncle Thor always "forgot" to order virgin, dangle your feet over the shallow end of the pool, maybe even shoot a few low jests at Bucky if there wasn't a carnal gleam in his eyes.

Your thrilling plans were now put on hold just to support your father's mid-life crisis.

"I know, I know." He tried to repeat the name of the wine stop n’ shop, only for you to wave him off. He wasn’t wrong — you had been abusing your fake ID in that very stop n’ shop for years, though you’ve recently come to the conclusion that the cashier was far more interested in your chest than your credentials. "If I get arrested, I'm bring you down with me. I'll tell Business Insider that FRIDAY's just one, big elaborate ruse for the underground Fake ID business you have on the side. They'll eat it up like-"

"Love you, honey! I'll venmo you!" He butt in, sending you off with a wave of his fingers.

You flipped him off, shouting an earnest 'I love you' in return. There was no denying that you loved each other, some would even argue that he loved you more than he loved himself — you just chose to show it in your own, eccentric way.

Mere seconds into your newfound task, you stopped dead in your tracks. You could make out that bed of chestnut locks anywhere.

"Parker?" Swiftly surveying his frumpy attire, you struggled to stifle the upward tilt of your lips. Even as he stood uncomfortably before you, visibly seconds away from crawling out of his own skin, he still managed to be the sweet, endearing Peter you knew and loved. "God, I didn't even realize that was you."

You didn't have the heart to tell him that you caught one fleeting glimpse of him at the very beginning of the festivities and thought he was a part of the catering company, nor did you feel a need to disclose the snide remark you whispered into your father's ear about the miserable staff. There was no sense in kicking a dead horse while it was already down.

His gaze weighed heavy against your frame, though, bolstered by an overwhelming intensity that forced you to wonder if he could read your mind. Though, if you could tap into his thoughts, you'd be shocked to find a reflection of your own — bewilderment, adoration, the tell-tale signs of a burgeoning crush, and the myriad of excuses that disputed them.

He could only manage to stumble over his words, complimenting you with sentiments that could never amount to the emotions welling in his chest. "Wow... you look... you look amazing."

And you couldn't argue, not with the way you were pampered hours prior. Mercier had smothered your hair in this honey-infused serum that made your curls bounce to life with each step, and the custom Jacquemus silhouette you were sporting hugged every ample curve enticingly so. You felt like a million bucks, and you probably cost that much give or take, so why deny it?

Peter, on the other hand — Well, he was very lucky that he was so cute, and his jawline could probably cut Vision's infinity stone straight out of his skull. It almost made up for the tragic shape of his suit, and just how tragically out of place it was at this event.

"You look, um-" Softness tugged at the corner of your eyes as they crinkled dotingly. "You look very cute."

"That was a very convincing half-truth." He chuckled, a subtle pink hue blooming over the valleys of his cheeks."

"Oh, so a part of you knows you're cute." You teased, enjoying the way the pink hue grew deeper.

"Oh! Oh, no... No, I mean, kind of? On the scale of confident perspectives, I think-uh-cute... Cute is on the lower end? And you know what? My Aunt May-"

"Peter, you wanna get out of here?" You interrupted him, hoping to save him from all the words he had yet to stumble over. "And then immediately come back?"

"Yeah," He vigorously nodded his head, despite being equally as confused. "Yeah, I'd like that a lot."

"Come," You offered your hand, a small gesture the two of you have woven into your complicated relationship. 

You'd tend to straddle a very thin line between friendship and something more, reaping all the warm, tentative affections of newfound lovers without explicitly considering yourselves so. The both of you, for as brilliant as your merits show, continued to convince yourselves that the hand holding, the comfortable silences, the mornings plastered against each other's sides, were simply happenstance. Despite the increasing willingness of each encounter, you'd only ever chalk it up to chance. So when you offered your hand out to him, he took it in stride — because the two of you would indulge in every ounce of attention you could get your hands on, at least until one of you inevitably came to your senses and found someone worth your time.

Your fingers were firmly intertwined as you led him to the roof’s exit, tugging him down the staircase and through the vacant halls of the top floor just in time to catch the elevator. You found no reason to keep his hand hostage once you were inside, so you begrudgingly retracted yours. You swore you could hear a pitiful huff come from his side of the elevator, but you chalked it up to wishful thinking. 

Now it was just you and Peter, left to your own devices, and roughly ninety-two floors away from your destination. Just enough time to do what you were aching to do.

“Peter,” You murmured, and his gaze flickered to your own without a moment of hesitation, drenched in a hopeful haze you failed to decipher.

“Y/N?” He echoed, tilting his body toward your own.

“You look...” You paused, unsure of which word accurately portrayed your thoughts. ”insane.”

“I know.” He whined. You tried to stifle the giggle that bubbled at his hopeless demeanor, brows furrowed together as he squeezed his eyes shut, shoulders slumped impossible low.

“It’s a good thing you have such a charitable friend.” And you made light work of his suit jacket, the air suddenly rapt with a thick air of electricity as you worked the offending article off his shoulders, haphazardly tossing it on the ground. Protests formed on the tip of his tongue, but he opted to swallow them in return for your help, going slack when you ran your fingers through his meticulously gelled hair.

Though he embodied the vision of a suave, debonair socialite alarmingly well, with his carefully quaffed locks, nothing suited him as well as the pillowy, fawn tendrils that made up his soft curls. You needed them back, needed a reminder of your sweet, darling boy, and patience was never your strong suit. 

You wondered if he was in need of the same reminder, seeing as he’d let you manhandle him without so much as a hum of discontent.

All done. Only a few revisions, and he was a completely different boy. Clad in a crisp, white shirt, sans its horrifying grey counterpart, you rolled the sleeves up to his elbows and unbuttoned the top three discs. The fabric was taut against his impressive set of muscles, leaving little to the imagination with each sweeping roll of his arms. You’d pat yourself on the back, but you were too busy drooling all over your work.

“Is- Is this good?” He broke the silence with a tentative query, peering back at you through his lashes.

"Yeah,” You voice came out strangled at best, distracted by the flurry of butterflies ravaging your stomach. There was something about this moment — maybe it was the glint of tenderness ridding his gaze, or your tight proximity, or maybe it was fate, finally persuading you to topple over that dangerous line — but regardless, you decided it was now or never. “but there's still something missing," 

“My jacket?” He breathlessly queried. His eyes frantically searched your face, like he couldn’t settle on just one feature to admire.

“No, no...” You breathed back, cautiously inching closer, until there was only a sliver of space separating your chests. "You need to loosen up, Parker."

“And what- What do you suggest I do?” His gaze flickered down to your lips shamelessly, and returned just as quickly. 

“Do you trust me?” 

“I’ve trusted you this far.”

“Good,” You sighed, your breath fanning over his lips before you greedily chased its warmth, kissing him with such feather-light pressure, it almost felt like a dream — a thrilling, delicate dream. You had to tear yourself from his lips before you delved even deeper, hoping to find a mirror image of your relief, your satisfaction, in his own features. However, before your eyes even fluttered open, his palms swept under the curve of your jaw, and coaxed your mouth back to his, instantly qualming any of your fears as you both melted into the exchange. He tasted of spearmint, and cherries, and something so intoxicatingly him that you could barely restrain yourself.

You wanted him, God, did you want him, and for the first time, someone wanted you just as much, without an ounce of greed to it — He wanted you for you.

The remaining seconds of the elevator ride were filled with fervent kisses, and wandering hands, your fingers playing with the curls at the nape of his neck while his bunched the silky fabric of your dress. It was all smitten, indulgent brushes of your lips until the elevator dinged, and the doors opened up to reveal the fashionably late, dynamic duo —Sam Wilson and James Buchanan Barnes.

Their expressions were nothing short of priceless, one complexion green while the other ran pale at the sight of your interwoven limbs. You tried to open your mouth before they could comment, but you were far too late, buried in a booming wall of—

"This is a public space! You are defiling a public space!"

"I can't do this— I'm gonna take the stairs."

Their voices weaved into a messy, irritated harmony of disbelief, managing to still complement each other despite their varying levels of urgency.

An idea, a selfish, evil idea, popped into your head, and you enacted it before you could even unravel yourself from Peter’s hold.

"You just reminded me, I was about to text you! My dad needs a couple cases of Yuengling.” You gestured for Peter to press on the “Open Door” button, and by the time he started clicking the prompt, you’d already fetched your wallet, fishing your card out for Sam. “They probably have some at the corner store, but he’ll throw up if he finds out he was drinking alcohol from the corner store, so you’re gonna have to walk down to that market on Seventh.” You could feel Peter’s perplexed gaze gnaw at your shoulder, but you persisted in your impish pursuits, shoving the AmEx into his hand. 

“Chop chop, lover boys!” You hastily snapped your fingers in his direction, and yelled just loud enough to make sure Bucky accompanied him, parsing their punishment out evenly. 

Served them right, encroaching on such a perfect moment. 

Bucky’s groan echoed through the stairwell, followed by a childish stomp of combat boots, and you were pleased enough to shoo Peter’s hand away, pressing the “Close Door” button.

Sometimes it was nice being Tony Stark’s daughter — less backtalk from the sovereign throne of comebackdom.

“I thought you said we were getting out of here.” His brows were pinched together, the most adorable little frown forming between them.

“Oh, we most certainly are,” You replied, pressing the button for your floor. You could tell that the pieces weren’t clicking all the way, and you proceeded to spell it out for him, dropping a chaste kiss to the spot just below his ear. “We’re gonna go to my room. And then we’re gonna go right back to the party when we’re done.”

“When we’re done?” He mused, voice wavering beneath the soft caress of your lips, scattering even more tentative kisses down the column of his neck.

“When we’re done.” You parroted back, meeting his downward gaze through your lashes.”I think you still have some loosening up to do.”

[isayamasideblog]

Cottagecore au

Well here’s more cottage au! This is about their first time in the cottage <3 

I’d like to think that it took them a month before they actually did anything spicy... they started slow ofc, everything with them is slow burn slow

They probably started off with simple stuff like holding hands and they just lingered around each other more than usual during that first month

The first time was something they wanted to try because they were just so curious and sorta touch starved (war tends to leave intimacy out of your mind yk)

i imagine that Eren was the first to initiate, it was probably raining outside so they HAD to be huddled underneath a blanket in front of a fire, heads knocked against the other and Eren just happens to feel the way Mikasa’s body is pressed against his and he’s just having a hard time concentrating

He kinda mumbles something underneath his breath (he’s cursing himself for thinking naughty thoughts about her) and Mikasa lifts her head in curiousity like “Huh? What’s wrong Eren?”

Eren’s blushing here, he wants to say “nothing’s wrong,” but he doesn’t... instead he watches how a strand of hair falls in front of Mikasa’s face and he slowly brushes it behind her ear

They kinda stare at each other as they both move towards each other

Lips touch and they are immersed in the familiar feeling of kissing but this time theres something lingering... a little more urgency... a little more passion and they stop kissing as they look at each other and let their eyes speak for each other

Their eyes hold a yearning, a lusting, a yes to a question that doesn’t have to voiced outloud. 

They kiss again and let their hands wander. Eren lets his hands grip her waist and Mikasa finally gained the courage to run her hands under his shirt and it was just too much skin they were touching... yet they wanted more

Eren’s mouth moved to her neck and he started trailing kisses along it and Mikasa was so willing to give him access that he just kept going 

Slowly pieces of clothing are shed and slowly do they let their eyes take each other in, in their most vulnerable state 

Eren hovers over her taking in her naked body, but when his eyes meet her eyes and he realizes how expressive her eyes are, does he feel the tears forming at the base of his eyelids

He feels that they deserve happiness no matter how short it is and he just wants her, all of her. 

Mikasa gives him a nod, expressing her consent and Eren moves his hand to hover over her face and he gently grazes his knuckles over her scar  

Mikasa just mutters, “kiss me,” and ofc he does! 

Nerves have melted away as Eren begins to make love to Mikasa, he’s so scared btw, he’s so scared about hurting Mikasa and the entire time he keeps asking if he’s being too rough or going too fast 

But Mikasa keeps reassuring him that she’s good and that she’s enjoying herself (she’s an Ackerman come on!!) 

Eren makes sure to take his time with her, he wants to make her feel good and loved, but then he stops midway as he realizes that he made the right choice by running away from with her, and out of nowhere he tears up and smiles 

And Mikasa cups his face in her hand and she brings him closer for the softest EM kiss ever

These two’s first night together is spent using all the hours of the night to explore each other and to know one another carnally and figuring out their likes and dislikes 

The entire day they spend sleeping: Mikasa’s head on Eren’s chest as Eren wraps his arms around her frame and many days and nights like this became a common thing with these two 

[scorlettimagines]

Teeth: A Nick Scratch Imagine

Request from @flowersichxng​: heeey, first of all i just wanted to tell you that I am loving your imagines with the songs from the CALM album, I have to say that your writing is amazing and I loved every one of your imagines (but I'm suspicious in saying that Red Desert is my favorite). I'm not sure if you're still taking requests but I'd love to read a imagine with Lonely Heart or Teeth, because I'm ✨obsessed✨. English is not my first language btw, so I'm sorry if I wrote something wrong.

Hope this is okay for you lovely, and enjoy x 

Want to hear the song? Find a link to it just below:

Teeth

Some days, you're the only thing I know Only thing that's burning when the nights grow cold Can't look away, can't look away Beg you to stay, beg you to stay, yeah

“Ask me to stay, Y/N.”

You looked up from your spot on the bed. Your eyes found the owner of the voice that spoke to you, pleading, desperation oozing from every word. Nicholas Scratch stood before you, black shirt over a white t-shirt that concealed the perfect body, hair tousled and framing his face like a work of art.

He looked at you with deep brown eyes that made your skin tingle, the memory of his fingers dancing across it coming to the fore. He had spent the night wrapped in your arms, keeping you warm in the wintery cold. And now he should have been leaving, but he instead he had stopped, eyes forever on you, on your naked body, like he was staring into your soul.

He had turned to you and told you that he knew he wasn’t supposed to, but he had fallen for you. Nights of passion were so much more than that for him, had blossomed into nights that he looked forward to and not just because you were good in bed.

He had told you that he was sure you felt the same way, sure you were falling for him too.

He was supposed to have left, but now he was waiting for you to tell him what he wanted to hear.

Sometimes, you're a stranger in my bed Don't know if you love me or you want me dead Push me away, push me away Then beg me to stay, beg me to stay, yeah

“Ask me to stay, Y/N.”

Sometimes it was like you didn’t even know Nick. Sometimes he arrived at your house moody and brooding, sometimes he smiled a signature grin that had you falling to your knees. Sometimes he barely acknowledged you outside of your bedroom, sometimes he greeted you like a friend.

You thought you knew what he wanted from you, thought the no-strings-attached agreement was best for both of you, something both of you wanted.

And now he was standing here, telling you he loved you.

You pulled the sheet tighter around your body, conscious of the way his eyes were on you. He had seen you naked before, but there was something about this time that felt different, an honesty in this whole situation that unsettled you.

Pleasantly or not, you weren’t quite sure.

Maybe you should have pushed him away that first time he came to you, alcohol blurring both of your senses as you kissed for the first time. There was no love in that first kiss, only lust, a desire that both of you couldn’t shake.

He had left in the morning, and every morning since.

Except this one.

You’d be lying if you said it didn’t terrify you.

Call me in the morning to apologize Every little lie gives me butterflies Something in the way you're looking through my eyes Don't know if I'm gonna make it out alive

“Ask me to stay, Y/N.”

You dared to imagine what it would be like if you said yes to Nick, if you embarked on the journey that would be loving him. You had loved before, been hurt before, listened to phone calls full of apologies that were redundant in the end.

You had promised yourself you would never fall like that again.

But with Nick, maybe it would be different. The way he lied about his plans with you had always given you butterflies, the way he had looked at you with such wanting had always sent your heart beating, and part of you had always wondered about the way he would hold you whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

If you fell for Nick, if you said yes, you could ruin everything; the walls around you could crumble to dust, and you could be mortally wounded by an arrow to your heart when he eventually decided to break it.

But then it could be the perfect ending to what had started as a journey of lust, of carnal desire.

It could be everything you had ever dreamed of before your heart was broken so brutally.

All it would take was a single word.

Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet Talk so pretty, but your heart got teeth Late night devil, put your hands on me And never, never, never ever let go

“Ask me to stay, Y/N.”

Nick Scratch was a beautiful, almost angelic, human being, at least, that was how he looked on the outside. On the inside, there was a darkness, teeth and claws marking the weapons of the Devil as he worshipped your body.

He was seductive, intoxicating, a sickly sweetness radiating from him that only pulled you in more.

But he was gentle too, and he looked at you with such sincerity in his eyes as he waited for your answer. You wanted his hands on you, and not just on your body, on your thighs, your back, anywhere he could reach. You wanted them intertwined with your own, wanted them cupping your cheeks as he kissed you, letting his lips linger as he pressed his forehead against yours and told you three little words.

You wanted something with him, you knew that now, something more than what you already had.

You wanted it and once you had it, you never wanted to let go of it.

Which was why, when Nick Scratch asked you to ask him to stay, you did.

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[metalheadkells]

Have you seen the gq article about Megan and Mgk? "I am weed" 😂 I am crying with laughter, their relationship reads like a 12 year old's wattpad story

you made me look it up - i'd only seen the pics on IG

some of it is cute! like:

Fox and MGK are in Love, with a capital L. While they are both famous sex symbols, they act like kids together. He treats her with the respect she has always deserved and that itself is very romantic. Their energy together is playful. They make each other laugh. The carnal component is clearly off the charts, but they can also be sweet and funny. While they wait around between shoot setups, Fox stands barefoot on MGK’s leopard-print slippers and he slow-dances her around the room. When they are together, it’s like nobody else exists. For an intimate close-up, he requests a music change and asks for ‘Mazzy’ – which I assume will be some up-and-coming rapper but turns out to be Mazzy Star, the melancholic LA band fronted by Hope Sandoval – and their classic “Fade Into You”. This is one of many unexpected twists about MGK. He jokes that if they can’t find the song on his phone, he’ll also accept “Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It” by Dem Franchize Boyz. [...]

‘I’ve lost so many friends to suicide,’ he says. ‘Love gave me a reason to stay here.’ He starts rambling and turns to Fox and says, ‘Please shut me up. I love you.’ [...]

‘I’m basically trying to live without dying quickly every day,’ MGK says, adding that Fox inspires him to work on his own issues and be open about them with his fans. ‘I want to be as grounded as she is, but I’m not there yet. I’m open to it, but I don’t want to fool you like I’m there.’ He has ‘the utmost respect’ for his girlfriend as a person: ‘She’s helped me realise that you can’t bury your trauma. No one knows anything about me. They don’t know how deep that rabbit hole goes with my childhood and with everything that my body has stored in itself.’

even this:

They started courting in the green room ‘She was just like, “How are you feeling?” he recalls, ‘And I said, “I’m lost.” She said, “Well, let’s find you.” That was the first real conversation we had.’

i mean yeah, the Sheer Grandiosity with which they speak of their relationship is funny from an outside perspective for sure, but kells has always had this capacity for cheesiness so idk why ppl talk like that's new. megan on the other hand used to be pretty guarded and private which is why i think some of her fans perceive her relationship w/ kells as "out of character" - we didn't know as much about her character before. my take is still: let them enjoy themselves lol they're not hurting anyone

you know what the REAL 12 yr old's wattpad story is? downfalls high smh i'll roast that shit any day of the week

BTW LMFAO AT THIS 

MGK has his own demons too. He’s got post-traumatic stress (which he charmingly accidentally calls ‘postpartum depression’ before Fox corrects him) from his difficult upbringing and drug issues and he knows he has an artist’s temperament.